Scarborough edition
>>219401927First for Yuno
Ada or Claire
>>219401935Anime is shit you waste of space.
>>219401927https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big-game_tunny_fishing_off_Scarborough
does gay jav existjust can't imagine two littIe gay jap fellas going at it
>>219401944Rage onARYANime site
Baby, wanna come to London? Come chill with the real AlbanianI started on the streets with nothin', two dot-dots and a loaded RussianThese days, man, I'm way too famous, in the bando, never do favoursBaby, come buck me in person, 4.4 for the ride, it's German
Toby joining Boards of Canada as the hypeman
For the gay jav question - yes
>>219401950Okay we don't actually care about your shit little town
29 is round about when unc status starts to hit hard. Even if you keep in OK shape, if you see yourself next to 20 year olds and that you look... old. There's also a large mental weight of knowing your twenties are virtually over (and you've done fuck all). t. 32 year old unc
Would be quite interesting if you could record smells like how on vocaroo you can upload voice messages.
>>219401961me and who haha xx
Pretty sure this fat african lady at work does nothing all day and has been doing nothing for yearsShe's been away and I learned her job and did all of her work for the month in a day
this is what happens when you allow anime in to a general >>219401964 right to STOMP it out
>>219401981It's not my town retardI'll start Swansea posting again right now
>>219401985People think I look 21 even though I'm turning 30 this year, but when I was 25 I looked 16 so I'm definitely aging
>>219402006she's got it figured out
playing resident evil 2
>>219401981>t. Australopithecus croydonensis
It`sPartytime !!
>>219402006true of every single brownoid who has been parachuted into a civil service job
>>219402006>fat african ladyI'd fuck her
>>219402022Does make me feel like a mug for working hard but I cope by telling myself I get more out of it, makes the day go quicker at least
>>219402027Do these people not have jobs
don't care love me anime bitches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jVyYlhl3VI
toilfu hates me
>>219402021Aren’t we all lad, aren’t we all
>>219401927rip ebin
>>219402072you're hired
>>219402006Used to have this african lady that handled what was supposed to be overnight out of hours work, shows how well the company was run that she did fuck all aside from send emails saying that "the team will look into this when they have returned to the office" and the bosses actually praised herLater found out from talking to her that she worked a second job during the day and the emails she sent were done right before she went to bed and again first thing in the morning
the button just popped off my trousers
>>219402064I think it’s QUITE clear that they DON’T
>>219402055me when I hear my name in the turning people into monkeys factory
need japanese gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9AwPUy7a_8
>>219402027lmao they're clear pikeys, ruining the karaoke
>>219402091Groovy baby
Brunette + Alsatian = KINO
>>219402094That's based though. The one at my work is just a retard who goes around the office trying to chat to everyone
>>219402098your willy yearns to be free
>>219402091Sir Alan Stevia
>>219402094
screaming at the foreigners who badmouth our beloved /brit/ for being nonsensical and gay. that's why we like it you tards hahahaha
>>219402136ha
>>219402122I'm mad that I was never allowed to get on the grift, originally it was people on the team that got it as overtime pay before they hired her
>>219402125
yeah baby!!!
rorke the typa nigga to open his wallet and see a fly buzz out
Anime, peng!
Guido Fawkes has reported that its journalists have seen the instructions given to Green Party activists currently pushing for the Muslim vote in Gorton and Denton:>A warm and joyful greeting of “As-salaamu alaykum” and “Ramadan Mubarak” when handing over the card is essential.>When someone accepts a leaflet, saying “JazakAllah” (thank you) is respectful and appreciated.>Wearing a keffiyeh is always a bonus.>Wrap up warm — it’s a two-hour shift.>A happy, respectful canvasser is always the best kind.>Mosque leads will be paired with volunteers at HQ.>High street and supermarket visits are also available for Ramadan card distribution to the public.
Psychology is much more scientific than psychiatry which is basically calling various demons and evil spirits illnesses and instead of exorcisms they perform chemical lobotomy
>>219402216It's the other way around though
>>219402114She's as Japanese as Axel Rubutropicana is Welsh
>>219402209ok
didn't realise i'd accidentally clicked on /skandi/
first alcoholic beverage opened (an ice cold lager)
>>219402209Meanwhile Labour is distributing the following letter to win the "Gaza vote" in the by election:Assalamualaikum,As we enter the blessed month of Ramadan we must come together. We must not let those who seek to divide us win and use our community for political gain.My thoughts are never far from those whose lives have been upended by conflict, particularly our brothers and sisters in Gaza.Labour's priorities are to ensure the ceasefire is upheld, get aid into Gaza, and support rebuilding. We took the historic step of recognising the State of Palestine and we will never stop working for lasting peace and a two-state solution. Only Labour is serious about delivering for our community. A vote for the Greens will let Reform and their racist policies win. Vote Labour for unity, not division."
escorts should offer loyalty schemes for clients tbqhe.g. if you book 1 hour 5 times, you get a free extra 30 minutes etc
>>219402250tell themnot us
>>219402179They love it
Fucking hell I hate the olympics lads, delaying my anime (I'm not the anime spammer I swear)
>>219402227Psychiatry: >we'll try you on this SSRI, it works by increasing levels of serotonin in the brain>hmm I'm sorry to hear that SSRI didn't work for you, we'll try you on a different kind of SSRI, it works by increasing levels of serotonin in the braingreat stuff cheers
Get a lot of driving test pass posts on my Facebook, whenever it's a girl she's always wearing tight as fuck leggings
>>219402248>Only Labour is serious about delivering for our community.Didn't realise Gorton and Denton were full of Palestinians??
>
>>219402274Why would they do that to her :/
>>219402250Need a prozzie loyalty card with a freebie at the end
>>219402271reckon there's a fair bit of seat huffing going on in that profession after the students exit the vehicle
>>219402266
>>219402293lush
>>219402293especially given how sweaty you get during a test
>>219402293What’s the weather like up there you giant freak?
catberg snoring away
sex with italian girls
>>219402316cope she wouldnt touch you
>>219402286Rorkes son getting his jaw broken then
>>219402317pics? x
>>219402293i want to racemix with aman
>>219402293Wonder if you could mount a camera under the wheel to look up skirts
>>219402286Feel confident that I have larger breasts and can do more pushups than this woman.
sex with pale pawg redheads
>>219402351>pawg black term
>>219402330Says the one with images like that saved. Don’t think any woman would ever touch you. fucking virgin
>>219402351Sophie Corcoran looks like THAT?
>>219402350corrrrrrrrrrr
>>219402351too saggy
rorke aka the 'throat goat'
oh it friday
>>219402350you need to grow some facial hair unc I don’t like seeing your old man chin when I’m wanking to your pics
Australians do pretty excellent English accents you know ladsBe it cockney, RP, norf - Aussie actors seem to get us bang on.Unlike yankoids who sound like they have some sort of syndrome when they attempt to impersonate us (Robert Downey Jr aside of course).
>>219402382>>219402384s
>>219402356English = Angles = AngolaJe suis negro, dickhead
>>219402293would love to sex emma
>>219402344um
>>219402384Time to go pick up some booze and get a chippy in oh yes happy days what more can I say
The Coopers live chat is not moderated very well and is very Restore Britain-coded
bpd moment
>>219402423based x
>>219402350yeah but she’s taller than you (you’re 5’6 or 5’7 iirc)
>>219402423large haddockchipsmushy peasbattered sausagecan of d&b
>>219402286all that and she couldn't fight off the average skinnyfat /brit/poster
>>219402423Cor fishy Friday
>>219402440Oh and it lush
>did some work a month ago>got a message that they didn't like the numbers>was pretty fucking angry and lashed out because we went through the numbers together and they said it was fine at the time>finally have time to go through it myself>realise I sent them the wrong filehow do I rectify this without looking like a retard?
>>219402434>you’re 5’6ktim
>>219402454Blame it on your Indian assistant
>>219402454apologise for you mistake
>>219402376>>219402389cheers lads>>219402434I'm 6'2" of twisted steel sex appeal fella.
>>219402454my AI agent sent you the wrong file
>>219402423Same for me OHHHH AYE
>>219402479femoid behaviour ladnever admit fault at toil for anything ever
>>219402501Good post
>>219402481that’s not what you said last time we spoke
>>219402489this one officer
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thymeRemember me to one who lives thereShe once was a true love of mine
i've got a hairy chest, hairy armpits, hairy balls and a hairy bum crack
>>219402489I like this one
never had a real kink of any kind but clussyposters are drawing me into their perverted world
>>219402350Alri Sam
>>219402547Ive got a little black book with my poems in
>>219402560you down with the clown?
>>219402560Those nip covers are in a weird placeShe can't have cross-eyed nips surely
That pub livestream are anti free speech they just removed my comment I’m been censored
>>219402582what did you say
/brit/ spackers once again sucking up to aussies
>>219402586free the phoenix two
>>219402586The Coopers live chat is not moderated very well and is very Restore Britain-coded
>>219402586summat about Mo Salah being complicit with 9/11
>>2194025312 Jews stealing English culture Albeit very well, April Come She Will was very good But Simon's cover of Angie was atrocious, listen to Bert Jansch's - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqjUWJtH88c
>>219402518Been 6'2" since I was a teen. My default state is a stringbean. It's probably most evident in the pullup webm.>>219402566alri
Lol they are calling out the bad commenters
>>219402596Settle down potter
>>219402615Why are you posting pictures of yourself like this online
>>219402615Bro is desperate for attention
>>219402615whop it out
>>219402582absolute unit back at the bar
SCREAM
>>219402637he's cruising for /brit/twink
This is brutalFat balding ugly fella drinking alone while everyone is having fun behind him
come on then, let's see the willy
oh look it's>eggmong>self-skinfade mong>grey jumper mong
>>219402630he means a CAAAKE
>>219402675hey that's me
>>219402637He’s wants to mog the fat incels on here instead of being out there shagging women
>>219402637I'm gay
>>219402675If only he smelt of fish and shit.... then Sacked Transvestite would have HIS tongue up HIS arse hole
>>219402637I have stocks in pullup bar companies. Purchase a pullup bar today.>>219402679;)
>>219402675he's in there all the time. they're all friends with him
>>219402675and what are you doing
papers? it's a pig, not an asylum seeker
@TheRavenHaiku7 is defo one of you
>>219402637its a combination of having an inflated ego that craves attention with having a shitty life devoid of that attention hes desperate for.
leftypol painting his son's room pink
sex with french girls
is that a digital camera
>>219402716No need for that is there mate. We’re all friends here.
>>219402733probably linked up to a spy cam in the foid bogs
>>219402733scream
>>219402733it's a taser
is code vein any good? what i mean is, if i'm not a weeb, is it worth playing?
>>219402733What even is he drinking? No head on it (just like his stubby little knob)
>>219402686>what's in it?>sponge... And a bit of jam
>>219402757yeah it's fab
>>219402742the fact you took that simple observation as a personal attack just supports my point. give your head a wobble mate, no one gives a shit
>>219402757I've got a vein you can play with
>>219402772apple cider vinegar
>>219402772Apple juice
oh my days
>>219402724rorke approving as pink was traditionally a colour for boys
>>219402757good for the first few hours until you hit that cathedral area. quit the game there
>>219402772could be a ciderthe ol' 'cide
>>219402772piss
>>219402772Clearly cider
Why are they all pished at 4pm ffs
going on one of my bi-annual trips to liverpool tomorrowmumberg and dadstein think i'm going to see old uni mates but really i'll be in a cheap hotel and getting shagged by random men from the internet
>>219402779The fact you took my picture as a personal attack on you makes me think you are very fat and disgusting, probably hate yourself that’s why you’re so angry and annoyed at me.
>>219402810its friday you incel
>>219402810They're scousers mate
>>219402818So do they not have jobs
>>219402810bunch of retirees lad, nowt else to do
>>219402810scouse innit
>>219402813
>>219402816well thats just desperate projection
>>219402813um
These Captchas are harder and harder by the day, I swear...
>>219402810it's fridaythey're oldit's liverpool
love love love that you rarely see seasidemark posted anymorewould shake the hand of the lad who successfully bullied him off the internet
gwan big lad
going to the pub soon with dad and brother l can confirm none of us have jobs
>>219402850no theyre not
I speak to mountains
>>219402854it not right the way he went x
Right well that’s an advertisement for a my little pony videogame at the bottom of the page
>>219402842That’s the word I was looking for.>shitty life devoid of that attention hes desperate forProjection
>>219402813seems a bit dangerous no?
now sure what to have for teaand you?
what is this fat mong doing man just get back to the bar and drink your drink fucking embarrassing
>>219402882you've provided all sorts of details about your dog shit life.
>>219402891Popping to the chippy, it fish friday
>>219402854iirc he was given an ultimatum by helen
>>219402906stop being mean he just likes a sing song he's not even talking to anyone at the bar
luv me norwich ladssimple as
>>219402924wonder if she's ever given him a rimjobcan only imagine the state and smell of his ringpiece
these 2 will be shagging later on
>>219402828>They're scousers mate>>219402837>So do they not have jobsOED definition of "mutually-exclusive"
>>219402946You are fucked in the head
>>219402951Bizarre post
>>219402951for me it's the frisky milf in the red top
just woke up :/
luv curly hair girls me
>>219402963you obviously didn’t see it
flatmate leaves the most disgusting reeking sticky fudge shit stains on the toilet bowl every time
ew x
killing 3 million dogs for the sake of a football match is truly evil
I’m on those pregabs you hear me those pregabs
Just walked past a lass who looked and smelled exactly like my girlfriend from secondary school
Tilde a.k.a. Sacked Tranny licking seasideMARK's unwiped anus.
>>219402998how so
need a perfect panther pelt for my satchel but cant get the bastard to spawn
>>219402966>milfShe’s like 21 mate
>>219402993lol. enjoy your mississippi mud pie, jayden
>>219402842>>219402909You're replying to the lad who pretends to be me. The real me is never rude and would never discourage someone for being out of shape. I always encourage my fellow /brit/posters to get into better shape if they want to. Webm with fresh page load as evidence, proves no HTML-editing, shows where my (You)s stop. Feel free to stop replying now or keep taking some rando's bait. Up to you.
>>219402962Pretty normal thing to wonder mate
jews rape and eat kids on tropical islands
>>219403045you would too given the chance
>>219403012the lives of animals have greater value than a stupid game
>>219402998Didn’t happen
>>219403035You take this place too seriously ffs
>>219403035Can see my post right at the top!
>>219403067get eaten on a tropical island?
>>219403067nah at most i’d shag an 18 year old
>>219403035autistic freak
>>219403070how so?
>>219402227Not really it's definitely the psychiatrists who perform the weird rituals. Psychologists just talk.
>>219402813hot
>>219402929Hahaha what a shit painting
back from my three dayer lads, any new gimmicks?
>>219403128poo
>>219402609Thanks for the rec
>>219403104at most meaning that's the highest age you'd go?
fucking raining again. great
>>219403127tastless coon
>>219403035Actually laughed. Why did you do all this?
>>219403128Mousey was here posting videos of women handling horse cocks (and talking about how he wants to suck them but he’s not gay)
you HAVE sown all your seedlings for this year havent you anon?
using AI to write an alt-history story>b-but muh waterim lazy and dont care and its fun
put my last tenner on isle of sark at southwell 17:30 I'll be living on rise and lentils until payday unless it places
>>219403096Sincerity is cool.>>219403097Nice one mate.>>219403107Probably am to be fair.>>219403156Wouldn't want anyone to feel bad about how they look y'know? There's always a way forward. Small steps over time add up. We're all gonna make it brehs.
>>219403189yeah sounds exhilarating that
>>219403180https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYQHqLuWuig
>>219403161that is SO him
wish i had a gf so i could pop a creme egg up her fanny then eat it out
Where’s Canada liberal
>>219403161to be fair sucking horse cocks isn't gay because horses aren't men
you all give me the ick
>>219403104might want to proofread your posts in the future
why does taliamar8115 keep talking about dead guinea pigs
gymtoil complete
>>219403256that's 100% heathermong
the bundesliga is a bit gay isn't it
Sir Heather Mong
you-know-whos using the disabled and family spaces at the retail park despite not being disabled or with children. quite frustrating ngl
>>219403289the bumders league eh
anyone remember the cartoon video for Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For A Hero? it was about a journey to save the west.
>>219403304Dolespongers, yeah
Finna suck some duvals
>>219403340yes i imagine they are all benefits cheats too
>>219403304some disabilities are invisible, rorke
feeling a bit alienated
yeah I've got invisible willy syndomeit is there it's just dead small
day 5 I need a sexy redhead maid
>>219403376saw two yanks in co-op today, could hear them from the other side of the store
>>219403358their blue badges must have been invisible too
Blessed are the idle, for they are BASED
>>219403256some people are just fucking freaks when it comes to revealing bizarre information in live chatsthere's a streamer i watch who regularly has a 40 year old downie or something in the chat talking about being held back in school and working at mcdonalds for 20 years
sexy maid costume excuse to stay with me for a day or few days gf
gropecunt lane
>>219403395>>219403420Toby…
sexy maid grope while shes cleaning my penis ven though its already clean
can't even be bothered getting on it but it's friday and needs must
grans colostomy bag for tea
>>219403448Good post
>>219403452
>>219403448same not even sure I'm enjoying this first drink but I'll regret not getting drunk if I'm sober in a few hours so they'll just have to go down until it's fun won't they
anyone else taken the completely given up pill?
sexy maid but actually she's a horse
If I become very violent it’s not my fault
>>219403482Bradxi Ralsh
>>219403482The Chase and it's a 4 ton industrial lathe literally chasing you
>Boy, ten, is hacked to death with a machete and mother left fighting for life before Tenerife cops shoot crazed father dead
>>219403482s
people in coopers just on their own enjoying a drink soaking up the atmosphere. don't get it at all I'd just feel anxious and self-conscious in a pub on my own
doing a vbp (very big poo)
>>219403501I flirt with the idea
>>219403528just drink before you go and you wont feel that way in the pub actually
>>219403532i checked out of life like 3 years ago
Alcohol -Full of calories, makes you fatLiterally stops your body from building muscleWeed -Zero negatives Zero caloriesDoesn’t impact body ability to build muscle
Diego is a bit... *does the universal wrist action with a limp hand which indicates he is a homersexual*
>>219403551<mlpsxo
Their skirts are much too short. It shouldn't be allowed. It's so corrupted. Something must be done.>please unblock shit to postThey're listening. 4chan is dying.
yank core
which pony would b the most likely to dress up in a maid uniform
i will never be good at super smash bros
>>219403482
poo thread>>219400068>>219400068
>>219403601He wears it well
>>219403602Pinkiepie
next thread should be a MLP thread
right I had a good new planned earlier but missed out but I can't remember what it was so give me a few minutes to remember and I'll make the new please nobodyu make one I will do it
>>219403601perhaps he thought there would be a mechanical bull
>>219403615comedian post
NO ponies
>>219403601looks like chris hansen is about to tell him to take a seat
>>219403624sexo pinkie pie gf sex sex. sexoo bhbhabhfahhbabh
>>219403546Are you more relaxed for it
>>219403659I look quite like her
why is ponies not allowed?
>>219403662i have regressed mentally and dont think i'll ever recover
new>>219403689>>219403689>>219403689
NEW>>219401203>>219401203>>219401203>>219403689
>>219403688Win some small battles, they add up
>>219402006Public sector role?
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
