>40% of danes live on zealand instead of the mainlandwhy?
>>219406774I live in Jutland.There is nothing here.
cause copenhagen is on the island and its huge because it was by far the most strategic place to settle. also they used to look like this
>>219406774Probably safer from invasions during medieval times.
>>219406833How does it feel being the precum in Scandinavia's giant cock? (sweden is the penis, finland is the balls, norway with the weird mutant tumor)
>>219406833is it diverse? i met a danish girl in frankfurt and she told me denmark isn't diverse enough and she wished she lived somewhere like paris or london kek
>>219406774>called Zealand>doesn't even have weird fat brown people who bulge their eyes and show their tongue while wielding a battle staffthat fucking sucks!
>>219406910I lived in Frankfurt for a while and that city is a complete browntopia compared to Copenhagen
>>219406774>Lolilandum
>>219406899>PrecumNo we are Batman (getting a blowjob)>>219406910Great, she can stay away then
>>219406774isn't that where they come from? jutland used to be inhabited by jutes but they all went to britain 1500 years ago
>>219406910not to be that guy but..she wants the bbc
>>219406919I will go there to make this a reality.
>>219407229that's a long swim
>>219406774wtf happens in bornholm?
>>219407352how bizarre, how bizarre!
>LolilandWhat happens there?
>>219407448Summer holiday destination
>>219407806Thats where the lollipop forest is located obviously
>>219406833The Lego factory is in Billund.
>>219406774Different kind of Danes.
>>219406774History.Historically the mainland was inhabited by other germanic tribes(the jutes mainly), while south Sweden and Zealand were Danish land.They lost their possessions in Sweden centuries ago and are now forced to remain in that island
>>219406910>denmark isn't diverse enough and she wished she lived somewhere like paris or londonlmao women here are mentally ill. they consistently vote for more Abdul mass immigration as well
>>219406774origin of Denmark is Zealand and Skåne. Jutland used to be a separate Germanic tribe that became Danish already like 1500 years agoin fact nobody knows what kind of Germanic OG Jutes spoke, the oldest records are Nordic/Danisht. jydeDanish population is evenly split between East and West (divided by Great Belt)
>>219412060>and keeps them loaded in his apartmentis that atypical in the democratic people's republic of yuropistan?
>>219412060>feels vastly superior despite living in a contanieryeah that's a polish, alright
>>219412360Why Denmark and not Daneland?
>>219412466it's from ye olde times, Dannevirke was basically Danish border against Charlemagne and his Christianization campaignsimilar to his Limes Saxoniae against local Slavsso Danish "mark" was the beginning of pagan landSaxons were the last Germanic tribe conquered by force, Hamburg might have been Scandinavian if Charlemagne failed
>>219412568You call it "mark" too?
>>219406774Dan and Angul, friends forever
>>219412645yup we say Danmark. I know a lot of Latin and Slavic countries use some variant of Dania and that is also fineThe mark thing is not strictly necessary tbqhfam, mark/march used to mean borderland/frontierin Danish context it is always a reference to history, being the start point of heathen land outside Christian Holy Roman Empire and "the continent"
ironically Danes were some of the first pagans to voluntarily convert, unlike Saxons who were forced toand did conquests in the name of Christ. the Norwegians were kind of crazy in this context, Danes and Swedes mainly went on to convert neighboring Finns, Balts and Slavsearly Norwegians made a crusade in modern Lebanon and conquered a city for Jerusalem. check out Sigurd Jorsalfar
>>219412727Interesting. Always imagine the "mark" thing would be a exonym
also I live close to Copenhagen (East Denmark) but my family origin is Jutlanda lot of dialects in Denmark are gone, except Jutland and Bornholm. Bornholmish sounds like Swedish and we call it East DanishJutland has 3 dialects, East Jutland is mine and is close to formal Danish except a very distinct accent and some local words here and thereWest Jutland is tougher, like Thy and Ringkøbing rural areas can be thickSouth Jutland got the "thickest" dialect, some things spoken I do barely understand. they and Bornholm are the only places in Denmark that care to preserve dialect btw, rest of the country is converging to uniform TV speaker Danish
>>219406774>lol land
>>219413299>rest of the country is converging to uniform TV speaker DanishIt's over
>>219412060I'll be honest I never meet any poles ever. I think I have only met one polish guy before here.
>>219406910kek
>>219406833is it true that there are more pigs in denmark than humans?
>>219406774I didn't know Denmark was an island.
>>219415102H-hi!
>>219416845Yes but we call them Jutes
>>219406774>COPEnHAGEN island is literally called ZealandWhy the fuck did New Zealanders then named their country like that instead of calling it idk New Britain or smth.
>>219417513New Zealand is named after the Zeeland in the Netherlands because it was first charted by Dutch explorers
>>219412060>jyllænderjyde*
>>219413299People I know who live in Denmark and have learned the language tell me that the Copenhagen variant of Danish is also the most incomprehensible one
>>219418616that's because they think southern danes are talking germanwhile copenhagen-danish isn't the most incomprehensible one, it's definitely the most gay one
>>219418708Also compared to other Scandinavian languages, I mean.
>>219406774tsundere for sweden desu
>>219415102What would you do if you met a cute polish twink?
>>219415102Because they live in containers and you're probably working in an office
>>219419811The only pole I've met looks like the guy on the Untermensch poster unironically, good guy though
>>219419911Yea but what about smooth polish twinks? :3
>>219420011I don't care. My opinion of younger poles is very low given how niggerish you behave online
>>219420040:(
>>219406863And then we kicked their asses.
>>219406774>Wanting to live next to the Germans
>>219407302Yeah, she wanted BBC (Big British Cock). She wanted that anon to screw her and was waiting for him to make the first move but anon - being the autistic freak that he is - didn't get the signal
Which part of denmark did the Vandals originate from
>>219422078>my ancestors :)
>>219422122No I'm brown
>>219417607why danes always copying the dutch?
>>219421992Yeah, why don't you?
>>219412434Keeping a weapon loaded when you are not using it is beyond retarded
>>219407114Thank God, Batman doesn't have a day job at nordsee
>>219423638We're secretly the same country (Nedermark)
>>219413993it's happening everywhere
>>219427226are we looking at the next two front war here
>>219423638Germanix folx aren’t very original namers. They see a land by the sea and name it “Sea-land”
>>219426178>burglar breaks in>gun isn't loaded>can't fight himlet me guess, in yurop it's illegal to shoot home invaders?I only have one of my guns loaded and the chamber isn't actually loaded, just the mag, homosabi
>>219427291You already won, Hans. You've played the long game and it paid off. You have joint procurement programs too.>Integration with German Divisions: Following the model of the Netherlands, Denmark has worked towards integrating its main fighting unit, the 1st Brigade (the "heavy brigade"), into the German Army structure, specifically under the German 10th Armored Division.>Deepened Cooperation: The partnership involves joint training, shared command structures, and efforts to standardize equipment and doctrines to ensure operational readiness.>Regional Security: This integration is part of a larger initiative to strengthen the NATO eastern flank and European defense, with Germany acting as a key "anchor army" for its smaller neighbors.>Total Integration: The 13th Light Brigade was the final unit to join, placing all Dutch army combat units under the German command structure.
>>219427801>letting the country that hasn't won a war since 1871 control your armythat seems dumb
>>219407806The thing happened in a Caribbean island that was Danish territory
>>219428272Doesn't matter, the military is a prestige item amongst peers and a hedge against HIVan chimpouts. The modern reich is a product of economic might and measured democratic persuasion.
>>219428951yurop isn't a peer nation. it's 3rd world.
>>219421968From Skåne to Sapmi, Sweden was made free.
>>219429120Germany's peers(barely) are the other large Euro nations like France, Italy, UK and Spain.
