When was the last time you asked a girl out?
>>2194127592012
>>219412759Why is that whore wearing see through panties? I can see her ass line.
>>219412759I've been lucky that women have always approached me or asked me out. The only benefit of being pretty rather than masculine, shorter rather than taller, and skinny rather than built, is that alt-women and bookworm nerdy women really want to fuck you and they'll lead. Every other aspect of your life is worse if you're like me though.
Never
>>219412759Like two weeks ago. Cute Vietnamese farmer girl.
>>219412759Last week on the job her friend came to me yesterday and said she thinks im really really ugly and that she already has a boyfriend>>219412869I only had 1 "girlfriend" that lasted 1 month cause she was the one that asked me out I already asked 5 girls personally and i never got an yes
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>>219412759imagine divide her in two vertically with a chainsaw from the top of the head to her pelvis and then yelling with a deep gravely voiceFATALITY
>>219412759I've never talked to a woman outside of a work, school, or customer service context
>>219413406what a loser lol
>>219412759Do you have a folder of her pics posted somewhere?
2011She said yes then took it back
>>219412759All my gfs have asked me outI've asked out all my one nighters Make of that what you will
>>219412759Lord knows, I almost never have. I suggested to a girl once to take a stroll after school. That was thatOkay, once I asked a girl on Wooplus who was a cute blonde, but had a feeding-kink, to come to my place (cuz my folks were away) and I'd buy her a big order of whatever her favourite fast food was. She was interested, but I changed my mind and ghosted. I'm not desperate anymore, I just don't care. I was so down bad I renezvous'd with a tranny once too. A magnanimous and chic one, yes; but ain't no woman. And fat women are hardly women for that matter.
>>219412759Back in January, we were going to watch my friend fight, but my great uncle died and I had to travel to another state and ended up having sex with a girl who's the same age as her who already had sex with me on new year's eve. I'm considering going back to the church so I can approach this girl because I'm in love with her even though I'm still obsessed with my oneitis.
In person? 2013.On a stupid dating app? 2024.
>>219412759Never.I would only ask a girl out if I knew she had some interest in me. But they never have.
>>219412759Genuinely where do you even ask a girl out as an adult?
>>2194127592014 (now married)
>>219412759idk
>>219412759Never, next
>>2194127593 years ago, I then proceeded to fuck her brains out for 2 hours that night. Now we have a kid together
>>219412811This is some japanese time stop porn comic tier shit, you aren't supposed to see the panties pushing the cheeks but here we are>inb4 japanese porn comics have this specific japanese name that changes depending on wether or not the paper used was ethically sourced FUCK OFF NERDS
>>219414687How do you get a girl to ask you out?
>>219413306>said she thinks im really really uglyCome now João, surely not
>>219415532KILL YOURSELF
>>219416382That would make my (loving) wife very sad tho
After I broke up with my freak of an ex I’m now with a girl not a guy. I feel much better, never degrades me…
>>219412759she wants bbc
In high school my friends told me a cute girl was interested in me, so I asked her girl out and she rejected me. That was over a decade ago and I've never asked a girl out again.
Theres no point anymore in asking the girls out.t. wizard in mid 30s
>>219416382Jealous lol
>>219413547A jester should never jestermaxx for the woman nor the attention, but for the act of the jest itself.
>>219415659First and foremost you take care of yourself. Good clothes, shower daily, nice cologne, etcThen you pick a hobby and get really good at it. For me it's music. I play a bunch of instruments but it could be anything. The one asterisk is that you need to be invested in the hobby, beyond getting women. Cause otherwise it's not gonna lastAfter than you get involved in the local scene for your hobby and make friends there. If you do it for long enough, girls should tell your mutual friends that they like youThat's what happened to meI know that this sounds like a large investment but would you rather spend the rest of your life on int?Also, you can show it off on instagram. Especially if you gym. Actually scratch that. Don't make gym your thing but definitely go there. Think Brad Pitt in Troy, but not beyond that
>>219417254How tall are you mister
>>2194172625'11 king of manletsYou didn't ask but 8/10 face, 9.5/10 body going by the Brad Pitt in Troy standards
>>219417363The average Nepali male is 164.4 cm (5 ft 4.5 inches) according to Wikipedia. You mog 90%+ of the men iyc and have a good face and you're ripped so you're realistically in the top 1% or more for your cunt. No wonder you're so hopeful lol
