The work from home dream edition
>>219413351i find these goypods quite comfy as a concept
nth for Yuno!
>>219413371do goyim really?
it feels bad knowing you fucked up your life
oo arr oo arr oo arr
>>219413378How so?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_c39bSJVK0
>>219413387get him on top rate PIP and his rent paid for courtesy of the tax payer NOW
yeah that's her
cute if true x
still in love with her to this day
hate women
So called free thinkers when someone posts "new" in the /brit/ thread
I've just spent about an hour generating AI images of me with cute girls dressed in a ww1 tunic drinking beer and smoking cigarettesI'm totally out of touch with reality. I have no social group, I have no job, I have no responsiblities and no calling. How the fuck can I even call myself human. All the things I want are genuinely achievable and I just waste my time doing fucking nothing.
>>219413422hafta say you topk words right out my mouf regarding diss picregarding the "girl dinner" (ludicris) ?seems alri except for the ground beef which is frankly just bizarrelooks awfullike jesus f BITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zts332Y-nyg
>>219413448roar
hate women so much
>>219413416 how many years it been lad?
>>219413448screaming
poor performance from grok today
Lads from the south of England will log on here and say shit like >I've just spent about an hour generating AI images of me with cute girls dressed in a ww1 tunic drinking beer and smoking cigarettes>I'm totally out of touch with reality. I have no social group, I have no job, I have no responsiblities and no calling. How the fuck can I even call myself human. All the things I want are genuinely achievable and I just waste my time doing fucking nothing.
>>2194134579
15 posters itt. reckon i could heem 14 of you.
Yes if you would consult the graph a Jewish billionaire got busted for human trafficking and he's a billionaire despite being a terrible financier and he met with Bill Gates and Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and prince Andrew and the Duchess of Wales and hundreds of people who the CIA refuses to redact and his wife is the daughter of a conspiratorial Mossad agent that mysteriously died 1991. Therefore Jews run society.
>>219413475not if we hold you down and fart on you
>>2194134566'7
>>219413448Gave me a light chuckle this but don’t worry lad, there are plenty more cringey things you could have done
>>219413351this is comfy on paper but im sure it gets ridiculously boring and tedious after a week the only people who actually love this lifestyle are people who had trauma in school and public life, and practice avoidance as a coping mechanism
>>219413475Have a 15 foot wingspan give or take. You're not getting near me fatso.
>>219413470I would smash your fucking jaw if you ever dared quote me in real life. I would squash your fucking puny skull into pieces the size of maggots
>>219413462
Lotta seething short bois ITT
>>219413474Similar mate, truth is you'll only get that kind of love once, its a naïve and "all in" kind of love, but eventually you'll learn to love in other (healthier) ways, however you'll always miss that buzz, just one of them, don't let it fuck your whole life up
>>219413513
>Have a 15 foot wingspan give or take. You're not getting near me fatso.
>>219413475me it's me that could defeat you
i am seethingwhy shouldn't i
>>219413451That's random.Literally seeing this as I listen to Hey Joe and the song you posted I had only listened to for the first time a few hours ago. Mildly spooky.
got 81 tabs open :/
SIX TWOOOO
Favourite Adam Curtis doco?
>>219413554Should close a few that you're not using mate
don't want to do anything ever just want to lie in bed
glad im used to having only 16gb of ram so i dont just open 3258023485 tabs such a bad habit
>>219413563the russia one
>>219413554I do this then just randomly hear gay porn grunting through my headphones
become mentally unwell if I have more than 5 openit not right
>>219413462>>219413513post the flutter cream egg one
Blokes from Southern England hop on this board at 1am and say shit like >I do this then just randomly hear gay porn grunting through my headphonesDifferent species
got 32 tabs openmostly yuno ;_;
thing isi'm mentally ill so I can't be a bad person
French womenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMZ0V15VyVM
Oh, the world wide web. I've heard about this alright. Brb.
remember mario judah
>>219413636well you're not bad anyway so it's irrelevant <3
I got the urge to play a game of chess against the computer but I lost despite the difficulty being set at the second easiest level. To be fair my first few moves were quite half arsed and it’s also nearly 2 in the morning and I’m tired but it made me feel like a brainlet
>>219413679I'm just saying because some people have been quite angry at me lately for making certain posts
>>219413677where the fuck is
have done nothing with my life since 2021 lol
>>219413693 you and half the country bruv
>>2194136935 yr
oi fancy some biscuits and crumpets
most beautiful female hands?
>>219413687whotake me to em right now i'll tell them what's what
>>219413722 look who decided to show his face all these years after getting destroyed 2-0 by England's finest boys
>>219413747https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/219387218/#219388179
ok this summer is when we all meet up.if the swedes can do it so can we :D
>>219413754whats is blud talking about
right well I only phonepost now because when I try and request captcha on the PC it tells me to proceed please disable some shit I don't even know what it's talking about and I don't want to!
https://youtu.be/Is7wMHLOEtE?si=FIpLomrtrFqpHiyo
>>219413378YeahJust have to make the best of what's left
>>219413862same thing happened to me earlier this evening
just accidentally posted my excited information about going on holiday to the canary islands in the karl pilkington thread on /tv/ by accident, very embarrassing
>>219413894thats mental that lads
>>219413901Well at least it was relevant to that thread
>>219413502The camera angle is also doing a lot of heavy lifting. It's taken from from high up and is slightly warped, making the room look bigger than it really is.
>>219413862probably click the shield icon and disable tracking protection
genuinely might wank my willy but concerned about whether it helps you sleep or actually makes your sleep worse (I will sleep subsequently)
>>219413922Was just thinking about this
not wanked once this month and feel no differentit was a scam all along
british niggas be like>let me add some beans on that toast
Southerners will jump on and post stuff like >genuinely might wank my willy but concerned about whether it helps you sleep or actually makes your sleep worse (I will sleep subsequently)Hate them sm
>>219413934liar
>>219413935Nobody knows what you eat because you're irrelevant
>>219413947?I actually haven't
>>219413943I'm actually an eastender.......... and my dad is a scouser. no cohesion!
>>219413959wasn't about how long you haven't wankedit was about seeing no effectsjust TRY and lift your housebet you can
>>219413351>giant ass windows right in your facegoing to get massive skin damage from the UVAif your work environment is like that get the UVA filters on your windows blocks 99% of UVAyour skin would unironically be worse than most construction workers like this (they at least use sun protection)
>>219413922Its better to do it before bed than during the day. It will make you more relaxed but also it will lower your test levels which makes you less decisive and less alert which is why if you do it during the day you may end up fucking your brain up so the most safest time to do it is before bed
right well that's me in the news for tipping my house over
>>219413982right well that's that then *grabs my willy* and now to /gif/ I suppose! as porn is hard to come by now in the UK!
>>219413935yeah because hispanics dont add beans to everything especially carbs right
scranning the oatmeal with some protein powder
right well that's me in the news for going to the site of a tipped over house to commit a rape
>>219413943What would a northerner say? Maybe something like:>Genuinely might wank my imams willy before bed but worried he may want me to lick his arse again and fear allah may frown upon it
>>219414006You shouldn't use porn though. It's bad for your dopamine levels but also you pollute your imagination with graphic imagery which will only make you want to wank more. Wanking to your imagination is the best thing.
ok i'm going to bedgoodnight benders
>>219414027Southerners always have shit banter
@grorke get the weezer pic and turn it into a mugshot and produce a fake article about a nonce sting and spam it on xdotcom from a 1000 bot accounts
muslims in the uk be like>yeah let's cover our bodies head to toe in a place with essentially no sunlight
67
Funny that /gif/ may be the last place to watch porn without a vpn as that has literally been the only place i've used to watch porn for like a decade
@grokLook up everyone named Sam in the East Ridings area and send robots to anally rape them
>>219413901there is no karl pilkington breadbergpos lies
>>219413371They objectively are and it's a shame they are illegal
>>219414084>the only place i've used to watch porn for like a decadethis is utter freak tier
Jus bought loads of fruits n veggies
>>219414094there is or was, it probably died of second hand embarrassment after my post! I won't be checking, I cannot return now
six two
>>219414113oh my days its got 10 replies
>>219414097How is it any worse than using mainstream porn sites?At least with /gif/ you have a well curated and varied selection of clips and their always the best part of any given video so instead of spending 10 minutes trying to find the right vid you can just dive right in and get it done with in a couple mins
Pears n potatoes n carrots n beans with some coconut water for tea
some big games on tomorrow
right well the nice thing about the resort I'm stating at is that there's free access to the very nearby waterpark as part of the all inclusive. the bad thing? I'm going alone...... not sure I could go and do all the waterpark stuff alone. also I can't swim and would die.
Been round to a council house with a spacker alone by himselfSad cos it reminded me of my brother and I don't want him to end up living like that. He can always stay with me no matter what
>>219414171he's lucky to have you mate, your brother and the other lad
>>219414168and todaycity can lose points vs newcasltevilla can grab 3 points vs leeds
>>219414185nonono
wrap lots of tissue around my willy, a 'tissue turban' if you will, and wank into that. always how I've done it.
blokes from the south of England will say some nonsense like>wrap lots of tissue around my willy, a 'tissue turban' if you will, and wank into that. always how I've done it.And expect to be considered human
he-hello
>>219414252and I imagine northeners just spaff all over the floor and themselves
can't wait to watch my favourite team Cringemaxx FC play today!
yeah quality mate aha
yeah quality street aha! for me it's the fudge fingers and the caramel barrels!
>>219414158did you mean peas?
i picture the average brit poster like this song by phil collins and genesis. i picture the average brit poster as getting stood up on dates whilst waiting in the rain https://youtu.be/RHCP9oSRFYo
>>219414235my boimilk goes out the window
>>219414291ee we spaff int' whippets anus ands nowt wrong wi it
>>219414439sc
holy fuckhttps://x.com/CNN/status/1420048767361986562
>>219414291we use a cum wall actually
>>219414505uhhh, based?
>>219414397Nope i ate 2 ripe pears while heating up my veggie stew x
>>>/v/>733413095>>>/v/>733413095>>>/v/>733413095>>>> Anonymous 02/20/26(Fri)09:33:00 No.733447079▶>>733447352 >>733450314 >>733472586 >>733476674>File: images (97).jpg (33 KB, 680x382)>>>733433202>Holy shit centorea is so fucking hot.>Horse part be damned, i'd plow her like crazy.>>>> Anonymous 02/20/26(Fri)09:37:03 No.733447352▶ion>>???>>profit>>>> Anonymous 02/20/26(Fri)10:38:30 No.733450859▶>>>733450819>i can't wait to die and burn with all my brothers>>>> Anonymous 02/20/26(Fri)10:39:00 No.733450885▶>>733450993>>>733449756>>cookies>>>>/mlp/>you degenerate faggot retard>>>> Anonymous 02/20/26(Fri)10:39:25 No.733450913▶>>>733450579>American Meat797▶>>733480963>File: 1758127915120.png (3.24 MB, 1819x1819)>Umamusume makes me start liking real horses
having a wiggle on the willard
seems like everyone's gone to bed!
>>219414586Just woke up me
*looks around*well... if no one's here...*gets cock out*
>>219414543lucky willard
someone's got their willard out
this nigga is RETARDED
stinks of skips in here
have you seen nikocado latelythey done fixed that boy up
>>219414113didnt even see it keep forgetting that in certain.boards tou cant just look fings up by name coz people never label their threads in a way thats lets wun do so
https://coomer.st/onlyfans/user/nikocadoavocado?o=250
>>219414670shan't
>>219414250blacks and mulats are the most talented cyclists. they've taken their skills with dance and acrobatics and transferred them to a bike
Rape
Sup lads, hows it goinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRVxRUJxITY
>>219414743Alri
There is now party with an MP, 70,000 paid up members, a propaganda machine capable of destroying the centre right…That wants to deport millions upon millions of foreigners and reverse mass immigration…And you’re busy arguing about rorke and leftypol?
>>219414743https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6-ZXdiyk6I
My parents ruined my life by not forcing me to practice something every single day from the earliest possible age
>>219414767>a propaganda machine capable of destroying the centre right…Terminally online twitter mongs aren't as influential as you think they areAlso Lowe is letting in literal unapologetic nazis into the party, deeply unserious party
>>219414792they didn't force you to practice being a whiny little faggot then?
>>219414282hello!
>>219414754dear lord, now that's a proper fat cunt right there>>219414782very dubby, atmospheric even, nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnVGailfjRk
>>219414808don't get it
>>219414767They are a Thatcherite party supported by Elon & Co. They'll cut bennies and thats it
>>219414806You’re coping so hard. There are tranny pedophiles part of labour, one member doesn’t define a party. Its policies do, and all browns, blacks, Albanians, etc will be deported from the UK. Keep crying about it, you can’t stop the tide of nationalism.
>>219414848>all browns, blacks, Albanians, etc will be deported from the UKright well that's obviously not going to happen is it
I adore trump, i think he is the greatest leader of our lifetime but yeah he is probably a pedophile, but he seems like he has it under control and doesnt act on it. Nobody is perfect, but trump comes awfully close.
love following schizophrenics on instagramthey get up to all kinds of mad shit
>>219414865what like
>>219414848
>>219414792only goys blame their failings on their parents. take some responsibility
>>219414848>one member doesn’t define a party. Its policies doThe media defines a partyWhy do you think Farage has turned into a Blairite wet? Because he's that desperate to stop the media calling him racist all the time>all browns, blacks, Albanians, etc will be deported from the UK.Even Lowe has already said he doesn't want to do this Even then if by some miracle Restore Britain actually win the next election, they wouldn't be able to do anything since the civil service is packed full of Blairites who, in cahoots with the media, sabotage any government that goes against the Blairite consensus
>>219414871mostly walking about and babbling to themselves if i'm being honestmad shit relative to the rest of us I suppose
>>219414902I do this
>give me da money timmy
>>219414843the british state is fundamentally against the interests of the british people, so you're not going to get anything better within those confines
Ay Rorke
he was the last one who could've saved us
>>219414889i am a goyi could have been at the olympics right now
>>219414946the spacker olympics
>>219414927>so you're not going to get anything better within those confinesI'd agree there, should have led with that instead of acting like they'll actually deport more than 0.0002% of the population. are donald is better than nothing but he still fucking sucks
>>219414939can't believe that i'm a lot fatter than nick griffin
>>219414952no the winter olympics the spacker ones aren't on yet x
saw a bunch of Indian birds tonight (uni students) one of them was very very cute
>>219414983they look like a nightmare when naked
>>219414983indians really are in every country on the planet aren't they
>>219414994I'm not sure about that, these ones were lighter skin.>>219414995It's only medical students here and mostly female, they come to study because the education is cheap and good and then they fuck off because we pay doctors like shit.
>>219414995Yellow Asians too. They're both spreading. It's like a brown and yellow plague.
>>219415015>those small foreheadshow do indian females even become doctors with such small frontal lobes? Whites with their forehead size would be incapable of becoming medical doctors.
>>219414995Wish there were 2-3 Indias, really do. Stuck with 1 India. Get one on an island in the Atlantic, one in South America somewhere maybe. Now all of a sudden, is Pakistan really that much of a threat, and will it take a day and a half to fly there? I don't see how honestly.
what drives an indian to move to bulgaria? if i were a smelly brown manlet, that would be one of the last places i'd want to go to
Got no quarrel with those iranian fellas, whyve we got to bully them
Like a little India you could wear as a pendant, crack that bitch open and make yourself really, really, really small. Wait do you hear them beeping? That's my necklace. And then I'm forcibly medicated and strapped to my bed--they don't believe me! Don't you smell the curry doctor!
>>219415075was just saying this the other day
Finally got a job
>Wish there were 2-3 Indias, really do
>>219415049No idea, I met a girl years ago that was studying here, she wanted to become a radiologist, she was very cute, I think she eventually moved to the UK after completing her education here.>>219415071Good cheap education, as I said that's what they come here from and then go somewhere else. I haven't seen much men desu, but groups of female students that come to bars and clubs sometimes.
>>219415090based
We've got Uncle Bulgaria over here lusting over poojeetas
>>219415090what job is it
>>219415106Your mission is to shag one. Report back in a week.
>>219415128with his maps of the world looking for bangable thirdies
blackpill is law
what even was the point of this interview if he just says i dont know ive never heard this nobody asked me about that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS7itdfgNnU
>>219415128Some of them are good looking what do you want me to say?I'm not an uncle yet but pretty soon, my brother got engaged last year. >>219415144I haven't done that in a while, there is one that comes at this bar quite often...
>>219415171When blackpill is law, the hopepill is order.
>>219415182ermi don't know
almond croissant in the oven as my little treat to finish off the day :3
>>219415200go on give us a bite aha x
>>219415200did you make em, show pics, I'm a baker enthusiast
me and my mate jake "the uzi" used to run stoke on trent
>>219415150not at all, I like blonde angel girls
>>219415222no they were pre-made and frozen
is it safe to drink the 84g protein shake from lidl
>>219415258That's fine, I still haven't made them from scratch but I'm gonna when I have a free weekend.
>>219415139Manufacturing
Up feeding the baby againBit tired!
Think the move is: Teach the Ayatollah how to read. Educate him. Teach him how to count. Show him an iPad.
had a horrible dream where steve kerr dressed and a basketball umpire tried to forcibly remove me from a paramore concert for not jumping enoughwhat a little prick
>>219415370post their feet
up at 4 in the morning just scrolling instagram reelswhat a life I live
>>219415370If you need a godfather in case you die I’m already godfather for like 5 of my friends and family’s kids so id be happy to take on another one
it is mad that iran ended up being the way it is, i wonder if everyone was shocked back in 1979
you ever see a black person with thin lipsweird
>homer bimpson
>>219415514based
Poo
right okay where is everyone
>>219415552Went to find something to eat but I have nothing, should have prepared something for when i get back home. I have a mackerel but I don't wanna cook it now.
>>219415552Thought this was /brit/ and nearly posted >>219412759 isn't that funny?
lol hey
>>219415439It was only the biggest fuckin thing for ages
gm lads, off to the gym. hope that one cute jacked blonde isnt there or ill keep getting nervous during my sets
>>219415571Was flirting with this bartender before New Years with giant tits but she didn't disclose to me that she was still seeing her "ex" so I told her to fuck off. >>219415578hey
police auditorswhat are they all about
Need Emma Watson to poop in my mouth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ozmU9cJDg
>>219415634Hell Yeah, for me it's Damage, Inc.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2qrnRw5ZW8
2026 with kesha, halsey, and the veronicas
>>219415634choon
>>219415665kesha bb what happened...
Might watch an episode of Montalbano
>>219415665very much think of the veroicas as one hit wonders but perhaps i'm just a philistine
i'm locking in
sang along to the song 'Tuesday's Gone' while driving the toilfu back home, I think she enjoyed being serenaded
is it too early to get up?
>>219415731never
Early bird gets the worm
>>219415665no idea who any of these bitches are but the ones on the right look like Aldi knock-off Dua Lipas
>>219415759>Aldi knock-off Dua Lipas
>>219415753second mouse gets the cheese
>>219415759how do you not know who kesha is
>>219415759the veronicas released one of 2007's most iconic bangershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKqriTRYInY
u kno dat feeling when ur tired but dont want 2 sleep :///
>>219415808yeah I feel like that at this moment
I can only do chin upsPull ups are too difficult
>>219415837i cant do eithernot even sure i can do a press up these days
>>219415839i did sosme pushups for the first time in a month a few days ago and my arms still hurt
>>219415851
>5:16am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpkv8UQCj_g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1kbLwvqugk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
>>219415888this is the only song on moon shaped pool that i like
>>219413456Its the same with men and big boobs.
>>219415900https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
ok i'm going to bed FOR REAL nowgood night sleep tight
love our little gossip group x
got a horrible evil headache because i forgot to drink water all day
>>219415943*rubs your brain better*
>>219415943hope you die x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JirXTmnItd4
Imagine her popping off a fizzing stinkbomb right as you go in for a sniff.
>>219415952thank youuuu x>>219415953thank youuuu x
the thing about tay is that she has a song for every imaginable momenthttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771651623258141.webm
Mad how I'm literally procrastinating watching youtube videos
>>219415985I don't even watch them
