literally me fr fr-edition
>>219415688Aww wasting your wife's boyfriend's allowance money, threadcuck?
Every single one of you disgusting fuckers belongs in a fire.
Why are you guys so mean to the person who makes threads.
this machine is a fascist
It's never enough green onions
I’m embarrassingly in love with that raccoon figure skater girl.
>>219415715it's just one guy who pushes that gimmick
>>219415715https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPouEd_MRksif the sky should fall onto the earth, there's always still Bert Jansch
>>219415727I'm in love with a youtube lesbian
>>219415688steam replay had 35 games this year. been playing a lot more single player adventure type games and enjoying them
>>219415725The OG series was my favourite when I was a kid. Such a fun show.
>>219415727everyone isshe's gorgeous
fucking loud ass beaner neighbors and their shitty music smfh, they swear they're uppity too.
>>219415737If you could recommend only one, which one would you choose?
>favourite
are you ready for every girl below 25 to get this piercing
I'm lonely
>>219415752>David Harbour
https://youtu.be/FHsip5xOenQ?si=0Ow7Fz4y-mg90yeR>The Sundays have more than 3 million monthly listeners on Spotify nowI liked them before it was cool!
been getting crossfaded during the day and at night since wednesday night, after this one i'm done i swear.
>>219415723shallots are the most delicious thing on literally everything. shallots and asparagus with mashed potatoes and a drizzle of gravy.>>219415751well it depends a lot on what you like. If you like adventure games, Disco Elysium was pretty amazing.
>>219415754that looks extremely painful
>>219415763>crossfadedditch the alcohol and just smoke weed
>>219415715It's me like 80% of the time or so, maybe a little less. But I stole the gimmick from redditjeet lol. He started it because we wouldn't use his editions, but I continued it because I felt like it bought me time to make the new myself but now I mostly just do it because I'm juvenile and find it funny.
>>219415768for you.
>>219415763life'd kept him waitingregretting the pain insidehad to feel underratedand crossfaded besideshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62OvlezEG9s
>>219415734Really fits with the raining noises from outside. >>219415752I spell it like that, also "Colour"
>>219415760Banger, I like that song. Sundays are fucking good. They put on "Goodbye" by them during an intermission at this one concert I went to and I was blown away, I honestly thought it was a newer zoomer tiktok song.
>>219415766>Disco ElysiumCool I’ve heard it’s good but I’ve never played it.
>>219415648I read all those when I was in my early teens. Revisiting them was really cool. I had never reread them in all those years. I completely forgot that the ending of 2001 is almost entirely different (and way cooler) to the film.
>>219415787I want you to know that I permanently associate this album with the Slovenian flag now.
>>219415773>>219415787i have to reset my weed tolerance, by itself it won't get me where i want to be
Winter Olympics waifus are so shit compared to Summer Olympics waifus
>>219415793that's probably my favorite song by themI spammed it on repeat when I was in high schoolit's angelic
>>219415807DA DA DA DADA DA DA DA DA DA DA DADA DA DA DASOMETIME WORLD PASS ME BY AGAINCARRY YOU CARRY MEAWAAAAAAYYYYYYY
Might be moving abroad. Love you guys, might miss a few of you.
>>219415815Based
https://youtu.be/CVvx-01DlSU>>219415810Back in 2012 (I was 18) I had a crush on that USA gymnastics meme girl. Can't recall her name off the top of my head but she went on to do talk shows and stuff after she got back. Years later it turned out she was molested by Larry Nassar :/
>>219415824It’s a pretty sweet album I will listen to it once these gummies kick in
DUDE
>>219415844weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
>>219415840also check this out, this is another album that sums up what I like about musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xlm7vvWO9g
Get swole get fucked in the ass hole
>>219415855eyyy dis frog looks like a guido ova eah
>>219415794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzV5CDssnJg
>>219415859
>>219415867>guilty gear.png
>>219415735Does she review books?
>>219415859Chai-nah is ass-hoe
>>219415833That girl got her nudes leaked twice. Allegedly ua the first time but the 2nd round was better anyway, she got real thick after she retired from gymnastics
>>219415854Nice I’ll check it out
>>219415854That's really good..damnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s29RKnB7l7o&t=129s>>219415884No she is a cooking youtuber.
I was born in the Bronx but I was raised on the streetCan't imagine my dough lying next to my heapA wife and five kids and a house by the parkMy little heap that I keep in the darkCall me up when the shit goes downBlood on her chest and a gun on the groundBut I can see the carcass, I'm the man in chargeTake your night, cop, you're talking to the Bad Lieutenant
I had my blood drawn today
Time for a cup of mud, then I'm going back to organizing my box social in Dayton Ohio.
>>219415931a cup of mud?wtf is a box social?
>>219415938Ya'll a mexican yet to master american culture and idioms?
>>219415906https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Gjtnz1Togpossibly the best assortment of lyrics ever compiled in the English language
I can make up any premise and tell ChatGPT to write a short story about it, and it just fucking will.
>>219415948Ya'll is plural. here' it'd be you
>>219415963Make one about a box social
>>219415948>Ya'll a esl dumbass, type well dude
>>219415969I'm a born and bred texan, I'm just visiting Sweden for work.
apostrophes replace missing letters, so you all = y'all
>>219415987or you know words can mutateoh, aye = ooh arr = yarr, matey!
>>219415957This is good, what movie is this from. I like his flow, also great guitar work
>>219416002Bad Lieutenant (1992), starring none other than Harvey Keitel
>>219416000>>219416002>>219416012>>219415987Ya'll redcoats are welcome to my box social.
>>219416012I prefer Werner Herzog's unrelated movie of the same name, starring Nicolas Cage.
whats the most america slurry you do in you're speech? i do y'allrn't
>>219415754thought americans supposed to have nice white teeth
>>219416022his spirit is dancing
I hate the mass immigration as much as the next person, but can we take a moment to appreciate how successful British colonialism was? Britain successfully expanded the common law and of course the English language, and initially White Anglo Saxons and other Europeans to the other hemispheres of the world.
PooFinker by Spastic Runtpropa good diss
On a dating app just now and this ostensibly 18 y/o girl in her bio said "I'm 17 not 18." I reported her profile.
>>219416012corr love that filmharvey keitels best performanceabsolutely fugging incredible performancesuch an underrated movielove that scene where hes wanking at those women in their car and is asking if she ever suck cock then makes herpretend to suck cock
>>219416049>Chuddha, how do I renounce worldly desires?>Deprive others of their shit, my son, because that's hilarious
>>219416012Gonna put it in my to watchh list.
In highschool I was a quarterback for the varsity highschool football team. Yeah I was sort of the most popular jock in school.
>>219416061https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rahTKCeBZ2M
>>219416083at my school the lacrosse players were the jocks
jocks dont call themselves jocks they call themselves athletes
I think I've only ever gotten maybe 3 matches in my entire life, and only one of them actually replied to me
grok, what is the appropriate way to use the phrase "steady nigga"
>>219416097you are white you can't say that
no one was mean to me in high school, i had a lot friends, it was fun.never got laid though because I was chubby
Did you guys like Parkour Civilization?
>>219416113its weird, I was wildly unpopular in elementary and middle school, but I had tons of friends or people at least knew me in high school. All because this random kid gave me a nonsensical nickname in science class freshman year and word got around
>>219416075She was underage.
>>219416113Same. The only true assholes I've met were sociopaths at work.
>>219416116that's Parkor for us Americans, son
>>219416094I can tell a nerd with thin wrists wrote this post, I used to push nerds like you into the locker at highschool
>>219416116i did. in minecraft hardcore civilization I'm a fully cooked steak sorta parkour pro
>>219416136GreyTheatre
>>219416113Same but somehow I got a gf despite being fat, which motivated me to lose the weight. It didn't end well though.
>>219416136youre slovenian
>>219416144https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzi-w0ylx1c
>>219416139I was literally on Varsity though
>>219416151Look, you're just embarrassing yourself. You're talking to a former captain of the high school football team and a star track athlete. I was the most popular guy and homecoming king 3 years in a row
>>219416033Canada needs blue in its flag to match
>>219416139This, give that dweeb a swirly.
>>219416139actual "jocks" were cool guys, only white trash losers were bullies. if a jock was mean no one actually liked him
My autistic obsession is niche major league sports startups. Despite knowing nothing about the actual sports I make a point to follow Major League Rugby, Major League Cricket, Major League Volleyball, and Athletes Unlimited Softball League. When the USL adds pro/rel I'll follow them too.
cummiesssssss!
>>219416169woah. ok chad.
>>219416149good guitardoesnt change your ethnicity
>>219416169too bad the boy ain't right
Why isn't this considered black face? He is almost entirely covered in black ink.
>>219416178yeah idk all my jock friends just wore jorts and were chill asf
>>219416189Niggerrrrrrrr!
>>219416196>>219416178Don't give me that tone poindexter, give me your lunch money.
>>219416172We shamefully removed it in the 60s :(
>>219416188look up division one, slowpoke
>>219416218this flag is so ugly, you guys made the right choice
>>219416217>Don't give me that tone poindexter, give me your lunch money.lil jit bringing his nickels and dimes to school for lunch
I gain power over things by laying out their qualities in lemmata
>>219416178I wouldn't say that's completely true. You can treat one person poorly, while being kind to your friend group.
>>219416241I gain power by posting in /cum/. I'm transamerican, a serbian male transitioning into an american jock.
Hellos sirs
>>219416249hello theeree
>>219416218I'm talking about the pearson pennant
Hello allison
meine gottejust realized was tricked by a.i. on youtube videomentalactually scaryand likelol imagine being in game development or like i dunno like cgi or whatever in filmswhy do you need those people anymoreand like even actorsdo we need actors anymore? like jesus flike obvi rn its not amazing but like propa a.i. is like just a few years oldwhats it gonna he like in 10, 20 years
>>219416230Like many European flags it had the shield of our coat of arms on it. At the time the Conservative opposition defended the red Ensign as the flag of the founding people. Now our leaf flag is effectively a corporate logo which doesn't quite represent anyone, and abroad it just broadcasts "i am not an american"
HELLO, GORDONAND WHERE DO YOU LIVE, SIMON?I LIVE IN THE WEAK AND THE WOUNDED...DOC!
Pooping hot lava right now
>>219416297what did you eat
What would you think if I started stealing valor?
I wish I could have experienced Canada in the 90s and 2000s all the media I saw about it growing up made it look like paradise
>>219416318I'd be happy since I could see you in one of those hilarious "stole valor exposed!" videos
Just remembered about toilet and how can be pooping into there.
>>219415715>the person who makes threadsThey're called bakers
>>219416314Nothing out of the ordinary I got sick and I started getting bad stomach cramps so I drank some prune juice to clean myself out
really interesting thread guys, good job
>>219416318red rover, red rover, target secured, awaiting mission objectives, overuhhh alpha you're cleared to raise hell over those hajjis have had better had their last ramadan over
>>219416322 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UXnulANF8g
>>219416322my dad visited a few years ago and still liked it
>>219416360Alpha bravo we got target on the actual, deploying the McJDAM on target roger doger devildog over and out
>>219416333it's crazy how every hot girl in the world poops and farts and its really stinky and gross, and sometimes when they poop and dont have a chance to shower after their butt smells really bad
>>219415754Why are American women so hideous bros, even the good looking ones have the worst fucking fashion sense possible
>>219416353My father tweaked his back and has been in bed all day.
>>219416345yes I know
>>219416379Give your dad a deep tissue massage if you really love him
girls dont poop
>>219416374You raise a good point. Even the most beautiful girl in the world at some point as been doubled-over on her toilet going HHHHHEEUUUUUUUNNNGGHHHH and just blasting out the stinkiest tsunami of sludge known to man.
>>219416391They shart like all americans
i rate this 9.5/10
>>219416368I live in the East end of Toronto (the old city) and I frequently meet American tourists from upstate New York, Chicago, Detroit, etc, and they often give a glowing review of the city and are very positive. I have learned from them that Toronto's plights are much the same as their home city or state.
>>219415810>Winter Olympics waifus are so shit compared to Summer Olympics waifusFor USA yes for the most part. However, Korean and Dutch women get me diamonds.
>>219416213Leave that man alone
>>219416406I’ve only visited Toronto once but I liked it.
>>219416399it's important to remember this when putting bitches on a pedestalthey aren't angels!
>>219415830If the U.S collapses I'll move to Singapore and become a professor that teaches a class on why the U.S fell apart
Wouldn't call it waifu level but I kind of liked the cyberpunk Korean shooter
running through the 6 with my woes
Made the toilet look like Mexican tap water
>>219416403my assertion is that Hugh Grant helmed romantic comedies were only good because he's really a weirdo who's into trannies, so he instinctively used defensive humor against women trying to get in his pants
>>219416419>I’ve only visited Toronto once but I liked it.I had quite literally the worst night of my life at the Etobicoke hospital
>>219415930art imitates life
>>219416435How do i make it about trannies!
>>219416426Zoom zoom, do you watch the rizler and costco guys?
and without Hugh Grant hating women in the mix all that's left is awful sentimental goop, is what I'm saying
Once I get some money I'm gonna get Canadian citizenship and then UK citizenship if possible
>>219416427>I kind of liked the cyberpunk Korean shooterI found Korea and Japan's freestyle snowboarders to be adorable. The one that took the gold from Chloe Kim crying after wrecking hard and still taking the w is one of the most adorable and wholesome things I've seen at the games.As for the Dutch, the speed skaters are just just pure, 100% aryans.
Italian americans are freaking weirdo yo, they take being italian way too seriously.
>>219416462I think you should try getting some BITCHES, nyiggaaaa
>>219416454>Hugh Granthe's in this crazy ass movie, worth a watch if you like vampires and niche horror flicks
that's also why Heretic was so effective, because Hugh Grant 'played' a man who hates women
>>219416469Irish Americans are even worse
>>219416399christ you just reminded me i saw a woman taking a piss in the woods during a run not long agopropa mentalbitch couldnt even be bothered to go secluded bit in trees
>>219416471I'm a longtime Russell fan, I've even watched the Delius movie, I think it's on youtube, give it a go
>>219416446>do you watch the rizler and costco guys?I don't fuck with any of that goy stuff, when it comes to YT and internet stuff I mostly watch Count Dankula, Oney, Sseth, and Cody along with some older stuff from when I was a kid/teen every once in a while
>>219416479Can you give me an example of an irish american?>>219416488Shut up everyone watches the costco guys.
>>219416469https://vocaroo.com/16ZZR44Erj7P
I am an irish american
>>219416498>Can you give me an example of an irish american?Me
fink only film ive ever like properly sat down and watched wiv hugh grant in it was remains of the day
EY IM WALKING OVER HEA
>>219416441>Etobicoke hospitalsorry to hear that. The north west is one of the shittiest areas of the city. The downtown hospitals in the old city are world class.
>>219416501>https://vocaroo.com/16ZZR44Erj7Pbased want some pepperoni on your pizza?
>>219416510youre not irish because someone you kneknew 500 years ago lived in irelandjesus f these obnoxious yanks
>>219416426I'll be like one of those 300 year old holocaust survivors
>>219416527you know what they say in Joisey, it ain't a dinner unless there's free breadsticks! Ohhh!
Guys, I think I might be straight.
https://voca.ro/1gMMFPGxnXiL
>>219416484Isn't that a common experience near bars?
>>219416539shut the FUCK up, muhammed
>>219416544fucking cissy
>>219416527https://vocaroo.com/11UQqKOQhQRL
>>219416544Same
Can americans truly have a race war when non of them belong to any specific race? A white american and a black american are the same to me.
>>219416539SHUTUP IM BATIN
>>219416558Would love to eat her ass
>>219416560We will never have another war on American soil.
>>219416560ayyy, papa didn't come all the way from Taormina to be called no mulignan! Sto cazzo, ohhhh!
>>219416558>a real womanuh oh trannitor's not gonna like this
>>219416560no more brother wars.
I honestly thought war in the west was dead until Putin had a melty.
>>219416596That's because Russians aren't actually European
>>219416560Think of Race in America as how the Nationalist Party in South Africa defined it. Even though Afrikaaners and Anglos were distinct groups, they were both considered "white" under the law of apartheid.
>>219416604Well no, Americans are not white or black or yellow. They are a unique mix of all of them a people of slop, even though they might appear white or black they are really just slop.
>>219416558PHWOAAARwhos disswould destroy her sress wiv my glazing fluids
>>219416616Thats the future Queen of Spain
>>219416616that is what is commonly known as a 5
>>219416614Do Swede's ever use tickie?
>>219416384so why didn't you say that?
>>219416631yeah?so whatyou hafta be a propa bender if you woulsnt smash that
>>219416633No we have our own thing.
>>219416634COS IT SOUNDS RETARTED
>>219416634Idk I forgot
He is talking straight facts https://www.tiktok.com/@jiascinating/video/7582821809913941303
Fuck I was going to make a post but I forgot what it was about
>>219416560>Can americans truly have a race war when non of them belong to any specific race?If America has a civil war "racists" of all stripes will be radical factions either the bigger sides try to play off each other or destabilizing forces that'll get backing from American adversaries like Russia, China, etc. If there's a civil war here it'll be such a convoluted shitfest that destroys the country for at least a generation with widespread lasting effects more like Syria, the Congo, or the Mexican Revolution than something like the American or Spanish Civil War.>>219416539Fuck off retard you guys think Africans, Romanians, and Brazilians are more "Irish" than actual Irish diaspora kek>>219416520That's a long story I can tell in this thread or the next
>low hire, low fire economyhow tf am i gonna escape retail
I'ma be real chief, I am NOT clicking a tiktok link
I saw these comorants the other day.Also a bonus egret but I see them every day
>>219416664>how tf am i gonna escape retailJust say a naughty word or talk about an NSFW subject of any kind and the boss/hr will take care of you, that happened to me earlier today
>>219416659corr good post diss
Lowkey kinda mad at europeans bruh they be high key bragging about sidewalks
>>219416668This one you would not regret
>>219416670cute. you took a good photo.
>>219416649blockhead
>>219416670have a pond near me where cormorants liveonly place in world i have ever seen em like everreally mentalwhats intrestin is that parakeets are now like a propa bird in englandlike you can just go to the park and you see thempropa mentalonly started like few years agonow they everywhere
>>219416670I see these goys all the time, at least a hundred of them live on top of the pylons in the middle of the lake I bike past all the time to get to uni.I like seeing them float and dance around underwater hunting for fish, though they do smell like fucking shit if they get too close.
>>219416694>whats intrestin is that parakeets are now like a propa bird in englandSame way with these guys here in AZ. I love them so much and seeing/hearing them in the wild always makes me happy :)
>>219416694https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC9BEP46GUwwhere dips the rocky highlandof Slithwood in a lakethere lies a leafy islandwhere flapping herons wake
Tonight feels heavy on the heart bros
>>219416713Very cute
>>219416718Your /cum/bros are here with you
>>219416718why is that fren?
guys i sort of cant believe it. we're getting one of our new taxes removed.
>>219416718Just in the past two days I lost my job and found out the girl I liked was a dyke, I'm with you big guy
>>219416736please tell us why you lost your job. i want everyone to laugh
i am a knave
>>219416674that doesn't help me get a better job
>>219416743I'm a kenuckle
Here's my wife.
>>219416743I almost felt sorry for an Aquilonian onceand that was only cause my axe didn't split his head outrightand it is BY THIS AXE I RULE!
>>219416759she has a cute gock
>>219416743The fool is the tarot for opportunity and change.
>>219416718I'm sorry lad, I hope tomorrow goes better for you
>>219416742>please tell us why you lost your job.I lost it because a manager or a custmoer o algo overheard me describing who Clavicular was and reported me. I said something along the lines of "this guy's claim to fame is that he injects meth and testosterone directly into his balls" and given the manager is a typical HR soifag I was suspended on Sunday and fired earlier today.
just found out i'm gay
too bad Frank Frazetta didn't paint any pics of Conan actually wielding an axe because he just loved phallic objects that much
>>219416787Congradulations.
>>219416787How’d you find out?
>>219416783>I lost it because a manager or a custmoer o algo overheard me describing who Clavicular was and reported me.>I said something along the lines of "this guy's claim to fame is that he injects meth and testosterone directly into his balls" and given the manager is a typical HR soifag I was suspended on Sunday and fired earlier today.WTF? Are you serious?
need to top a failed male to convince myself i'm not a failed male
You give the devil a ride long enough, he’ll drive.
>>219416759>Jesus, man, you're beautiful.
>>219416787welcome to the homosexual ungerground
I really like my girls to be mid. It might be because I know I don't have a chance with the attractive ones, or I could have a subconscious "they'll be good wives" thought.
>>219416810NO!
>>219416804>Are you serious?Dead serious, I was fired for describing who Clavicular was to a coworker, because even wagecuck jobs in the U.S are ran with the seriousness and bureaucracy of white collar corporate jobs and have been since about COVID.
>>219416826I really like a mid face with a insanely hot body, not sure but it's so hot imo.
>le reddit wholesome chungus man
I thought I might be gay or especially bisexual for a while, but it turns out I’m not. I was just severely lonely and trying to force myself to consider alternate possibilities. But in the end, I only have boners for women. Thanks for reading.
John Wick sucks.
>>219416840yeah? I've always regarded him as a braindead zombie stoner surfer
>>219416836This is insane, can't you sue? Wtf is this you just described a thing. I don't understand this....What's even the reason?
>>219416862It doesn't suck but it's extremely overrated for sure.First movie is a 6/10, haven't seen the others
Honestly, I would date a single mom in her 40's. I'll be 28 soon.
>>219416862it was pretty good I think. the fight scenes are really cool
>>219416826i had a crush on the nerdy jewish girl, i can relate
>>219416862agreed. My friend dragged me to the sequel and it was hands down one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever seen
Anyone else married here? It's pretty fun
>NOOO not the doggo. Kill them all!!!!
>>219415688I just picked up 3 cheap steam games and am actually playing them. Voidtrain, Wild Eight and Breathedge.
>>219416876I don't see many jews around. Are they generally mid?
>>219416826>I really like my girls to be mid.I remember that Sean Paul song
>>219416891Oh fuck off
>>219416876big bobs?>>219416891not me, cute pic
>>219416826I miss midfoid.
>you know why i like talking to you? you're so quiet, you listen and you never interruptum, ACKshully my inhibition is too high, and i get talked over
The ultimate humiliation ritual is finishing a long shift late night and passing by a group of young college foids out about partying
>>219416891Yes. It's alright
woahjust realized have no idea what americans call the evening mealtea?supper?lunch?
>>219416869>can't you sueLol, you can't go against HR in the U.S unless they do something that explicitly goes against the contract. HR is undisputably the most powerful force in the U.S economy to where they've even shaped how investmet and the stock market works.>Wtf is this you just described a thing.If you ever wondered why everyone young in the U.S seems like a walking ball of anxiety and schizoness this is a major contributor; a wagie at McDonald's or a University student is held to the same standard as an exceutive or middle manager at a large company when it comes to behavior at work and in school.>What's even the reason?Importing Asian-style business practices surrounding company loyalty + the dominance of a professionalized class of activists in the U.S, which is such a long story I couldn't really explain it coherently.
>>219416939supper or dinner.
>>219416939Dinner
>>219416939Din din
>>219416939Chow plow 3
>>219416948>>219416943that cant be rightthey dont say dinner in breaking bad do they?propa mind bogglin' diss wunmay hairfta apropriate the lexiconal handbook
I hated HR until I actually needed them.
>>219416940This is horrible, I'm sorry man. I didn't think it was that bad.
They say "You are what you eat" but I ain't no pussy!
so seems like "girl dinner" is appropriate american syntax thentruly bogglin'
bulgarians are barbarians
>>219416964techno feudalism
>>219416984I think Greeks lost the prestige to call outsiders barbarians by the time Bulgarians arrived
clearly bro is unaware that his boss is a huge clavicular fan and you just insulted his godnot surprising
>>219416915>>219416930she was petite, flat, with a nose and nasally voice
I will NOT binge on crackers and peanut butter tonight
>>219416984bit rude innit?
I once got reported at my wagie job at a restaurant because i made a joke to another coworker after this guy ordered a lot i said something like he always orders a massive amount every day amazing he doesn't get a heart attack. I said it to my coworker but the disgusting fattie overheard me and was so ass-mad he had a talk with my manager and the next day my manager and the guy had a sit down with me about how inappropriate it was & if that I ever say something like that again I may be fired
>>219416997bulgarians were barbarians and they were better than the dirty little city-dwelling greeks
My favorite bit is when the illegal doordasher assumes the brown cashier can speak Spanish & just goes up speaking his diarrahea language to the brown cashier's befuddlement
>>219417010Are you really surprised that you got in trouble for that
>>219416964>I didn't think it was that bad.Things are so awful in the U.S and they're only getting worse. Everybody under the age of 40 is deeply blackpilled to a very hard degree that in recent times is really only comparable to how Russians felt in the 1990s.
>>219417010Obviously you would get in trouble for that.
>>219417008COME ROCK ME BASILEIOSBASILEIOS, BASILEIOS, BA-SILEOS
>>219417006I see>>219417014:(
>>219417032at least the russians had a secret police to shut you up about it.
>>219417027Yeah a bit, surprising that the fat piece of lard was so ass-mad he took time out of his day to have a sit down the next dayDude probably died of a heart attack by this point so ig>>219417033It's just a statement of fact. The fat piece of shit ate like twenty eggs everyday
>>219417010I'd be salty if I was the fatty ngl
JUST BECAUSE I'M PAKI DOES NOT MEAN I STINK
when I say stinky you say ____!
>>219417042you aren't barbarians anymore but you were and that's what comes to my mind when i think of bulgariansalso it's true, it was better in those times to be a barbarian than a byzantine
i had a chance to practice my russian with a customer, but i chickened out
My first girlfriend was Indian and she smelled great. But she was actually born in Canada, so maybe that’s the difference.
>>219417032Was the HR female?>Kyrieleeeisoooon
>>219417056i met a nice smelling indian man on the train of an airport. i was going to compliment him but then I realized you can't really compliment a stranger's scent.
>>219417065Paki!
>>219417045>the russians had a secret police to shut you up about itNot in the 90s, and even if the cops did come your way all you had to do was wave some cash in front of them and they'd fuck off and let your 12 year old prostitute inject krokodil into your balls
>>219416936Young foids exist to torture us with their beautiful, infantile light hearted existence
>>219417067https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlMcIpSiDG4
>>219417066I'm also Greek so it was a double stab>>219417068I knew some indian gals and they didnt smell
Make a new one, about anything
>>219417080thats horrible
>>219417070>Was the HR female?It almost always is, but there's plenty of cucked men in the U.S that are HRbrained too just like in Western Europe. The guy that decided to fire me was an Italian guy with a high pitched voice and shitty mustache.
oops green text>>219417070 was for you>>219417040
You should be out there grinding, not complaining.
drinking milk
>>219417094>I'm also Greek so it was a double stabah, you're a perfect candidate for reclaimer of constantinople then
>>219417099Make one about HR
>>219417109Basil II. was a homosexual
>>219417106>The guy that decided to fire me was an Italian guy with a high pitched voice and shitty mustache.At a restaruant i worked at my coworker cancelled someones doordash because it was almost closing, and the doordash H.R person called him and proceeded to passively aggressively shame him for cancelling the order. Dude had the gay H.R voice too
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im getting fat bitch ads its over
>>219415723Careful. The staff will mark you for death.
>>219415754I was sorting through nudes I batch downloaded from Tumblr in 2018 or so and at first I just deleted anything with a piercing but lately I've been saving any I really like and tagging the type of piercing so in another ten or twenty years I can just batch them through an AI to remove the piercings. Anyways while doing this I've come across thousands of shitty navel piercings, lots of nose and lip piercings, only a few visible ear piercings, and just yesterday I saw a woman had her...flanks...? Pierced.Like she had just this random location above her hips still on the front of her torso pierced on each side. Just those random shitty bars, not even big enough for it to be an S&M thing, not curved or decorated just random little bars through I guess sort of the front of where love handles might form l.I just laughed and deleted it but maybe I should have kept it like a collectors item, rare expression of common mental illness
>>219415968Why did you become obsessed with box socials
>>219416288It was decent for the budget but imagine if, and hear me out, something happened in it.
>>219416471Can confirm this is decent BUT holy shit is the first part repellent and difficult to watch throughThere's something wrong with the UK media scene where anything they make has to be like a panel show or actively repellent in some sections. Sincerity is a hard taboo. Even in their sci-fi shows or historical fiction stuff.A completely sincere movie for them would be like a US action movie where the wife/gf doesn't berate/leave/chest on the hero for caring more about the lives of ten strangers than their special date.But anyways yes it's pretty good and something does actually happen in the movie
>>219416614"White" Americans are genetically more European on average than "White" Europeans because many or most states had segregation up until after the world wars AND identifying as a minority gets you gibs and has forever so everyone does except the new zoomers Mexicans Plus like, I grew up around almost all completely white 1/256th Native American people, so it is natural for me to refer to anyone even slightly darker than me as another race or ask about their genes because they usually will call themselves that race anyways
>>219416862The heckin doggomaxxed one is shit (not the first one, one of the sequels has extended badly choreographed fights with dogs)The other ones are okay just would be better with any other writing Same with Nobody (the sequel is shit)
>>219416940Just move to the northern Midwest and get a night shift job you casualHeard everything from some fag obsessing over some rapper for writing a song about killing a pregnant woman to some woman talking about the explicit details of the anthro rape coom book or fanfics she was reading, at lunch.
