Noel Fielding edition
I think it's time to Restore this country oh aye x
>>219420048https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQMiL4HPFSQ
second coffee straight down the hatch
>Do you love meh?
it's unequivocally over
RESTORE
Truly is mental how fucking shite everything Noel Fielding did was
Keep seeing this semen demon on youtube advertsFit as fuark
want a Ukrainian operator gf
5 pints of guinness and 2 rustlers last nightcan feel a nasty poo brewing
>>219420088Thank god Russia is here as the last bastion of the white race
>>219420102Lov the boosh me
>>219420102He's hot goth girl but for women
>>219420109Lush
>>219420102Have to say I agree, never found it funny at all, genuinely don't see the appeal.
>>219420048It's truly unfunny shite That said I shagged a girl after pretending to enjoy it
>>219420133Yep. That's an ugly Korean woman. Thanks for that.
>>219420103I got an ad for AI girlfriend with the most grim text, something like "No cheating, no ghosting, always there when you need her"
Rorke soiling his next jeans over this
Baked a cake and told dadberg he can help himself as he's going to go on the fAtkins diet on monday, he's only gone and eaten half the cake and its not even lunchtime yet. 0 Self control on him.
>>219420079rookie numbers you gotta pump those numbers up in this racketdollies, gimmicks, high frequency autism; all very acidic, above the neck mustard shit. You wanna stay grounded, like your beans, keep the blood flowing, the heart racing. I myself drink 10-12 coffees a day.
>>219420096romeo at the gates
>>219420102Mighty Boosh was brilliant, but that had Julian Barratt, Richard Ayoade, Rich Fulcher, etc. I think Steve Coogan produced it as well.
Time for a little choonpost? Oh aye time for a little choonpost xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij6rVB0dcCE
>>219420096Restore!
>>219420110kek
>>219420168It wasn't brilliant, genius, or any of those things. It was just a sitcom.
>>219420186A brilliant sitcom
>>219420168I have fond memories of watching it when I was in high school and even after that when I showed it to some people.
>>219420175Christ there's few people in the country who have done more to harm the broad right wing than Tommy. Hate that muppet.
>>219420165what is your preferred method of brewing? I'm a V60 man
Most of the reviews I’ve had on my Airbnb profile from hosts mention that I’m quiet or something similar why the fuck do they all feel the need to say that just nasty
Got some Chappell roan on the air pods and I walked past an accordion lad and the beats synced up and let me tell you it was a mood
>>219420168>Steve Coogan produced itwell he owns Baby Cow which paid for it to be made he didn't actually do anything creative in it
>>219420168>Mighty Boosh was brilliant,Was it. Odd, I thought a brilliant comedy might be funny.
>>219420200well he is an israeli asset after all
>>219420168for me it's the Boosh radio show
>>219420205Why are the hosts reviewing you, the customer? Bizarre.
>>219420206Bet you didn't give him any moneyToo poor that's why
Will never, ever vote for a non white candidate. Honestly, Rishi shouldn’t have been allowed to be PM.
I liked the songs on the show
>>219420186Wasn't even a sitcom
>>219420102Yeah every joke was just I am le weird
>>219420234I live in a cashless society
>>219420240But no one voted for Rishi to be PM?
>>219420206corrr love walking down the highstreet passing a 50-something year old swarthy accordion 'player' sat next to a big speaker unconnected to the accordion playing a CD of 110dB music it's what Britain is all aboutget them in and get them housed, I say
>>219420263It's funny how blatantly forced in he was
>>219420201I bet he has freeze-dried instant but now will lie
>>219420175Dommy is clinging onto whatever relevance he can get after being utterly exposed as being in the pocket of IsraelDoes anybody even take him seriously these days?
>>219420287>after being utterly exposed as being in the pocket of Israelwas he
Get a black empire established
>>219420301ktim in ck3
>>219420287He organised a march in London last summer which had over a million attendees and Elon musk attended so I think it’s safe to say people take him seriously mate
>>219420294The Britain has a special space in hell clip went pretty viral in his circles
Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch, as head of the Conservative and Unionist Party, will serve as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
>>219420233Because other renters need proof you're not a mentalist degenerate who'll destroy their property
>>219420263That’s what I meantShould have been another general election reallyMade a fucking mess of their party and the country to the point it was basically free for Labour and now we’re hereAnyway, I’m voting restore.I’m not conceding my vote.
this was 15 years ago.....
>>219420312yeah but what does that short clip prove exactly? thought you meant there was real evidence, thought that might be what 'utterly exposed' meant
>>219420310>which had over a million attendees and Elon musk attendedNeither of these things are true
*wallks in wearing last night's clothes*alright lads... *snaps one of my shag bands*
lol they're rattledhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g8r23yv71o
>>219420320>im voting restore lol >>219420175
>>219420355Fucking hell this is actually embarrassing
>>219420355ok we'll take your word for it now reply to yourself feigning interest in this
>>219420344Attended via live videoAnd it was a million people it’s well documented
>>219420326
how ya holding up, anon?
>>219420369Seething Greenmong detected
>>219420355>An AI-generated video shows a crowd of young - mostly black - men, wearing balaclavas and padded jackets, slipping down a water slide into a dirty swimming pool with litter bobbing on the surface. The caption describes the scene as a taxpayer-funded water park in Croydon.Honestly if you actually walk through Croydon it's not actually going to be too dissimilar to this
any cunt here fancy a scrap?
>>219420379Pretty good, I just had lunch, how bout you?
remigration is the most humane option for all of us
>>219420355If they think that’s bad wait until they see heatherpaedo and ziedy’s creations
>>219420392Yes My name is Amer Hussain
waiting to check into my hotel, just mooching about
>>219420395Leftypops Rizz
>>219420395screaming
alri
relegation is the most human option for spurs
The best thing about Rupert Lowe is he pronounces Neanderthal correctly
day 5 of not cutting my hair til rorke stops moving like a bhenchod
ZANU-Labour are strip-mining the country to redistribute resources to foreigners, criminals and dossers.
>>219420374Yeah well documented by TommyMeanwhile the met who were actually on the ground put it at 150,000 which if you look at the aerial footage is far more likelyhttps://www.met.police.uk/foi-ai/metropolitan-police/disclosure-2025/september-2025/predicted-estimated-attendance-unite-the-kingdom-counter-demonstrations/
>>219420240Is starmer white, in your eyes?
wanking off my willy
Hull FC
>>219420437>Meanwhile the metLOL
>>219420467'ummy'
>>219420437>the metAnd I’m sure they wouldn’t be bias
>>219420459I'm the the man who organised the thing is a much more reliable source eh
Hullslag FC
>>219420437leftypol now trusting what the police say for some reason
>I'm the the man
Would utterly rape any man from Hull that posts here
>>219420355>croydon arcade machine screaming
>>219420481Why are you stuttering mateAre you okay?
up the gas
>>219420488I'm not leftypol
>>219420518didnt ask you stuttering mong
anyone watching the documentary on natgeo
Immigration is a human right, sorry not sorry.
bring back brazzers
*poot*
janny lurking but didnt delete this early thread.curious
>>219420543went woke when they started having trannys on it
Is /brit/ a Roundhead or Cavalier general?
>>219420543there's a video of her struggling to insert a MASSIVE buttplug for about 7 minutes and ultimately failing but haven't been able to find it in ages
>>219420554Not the case, it was deleted to avoid janitorial action!
>>219420518clearly are since you have a hate boner for Robinson you woke bastatf
>>219420554He likes me, he usually leaves my threads upSometimes he makes a comment to let me know he's watching my every move and it makes me feel safe and cared for, because I know I'm not a bad man and he's a benevolent overlord x
Immigration is a human right, also ypipo evil for immigrating to the americas
big fan of the messy bun
Bodied that runt
>>219420543looks a bit like a french teacher with massive tits i hadalways wish she'd nonced me
for me it's slightly chubby amerigoth girls with mid faces
need this baddie in my life
right well that's a cocklust post
>Winston burbank and his perfect dick:/
>>219420607rather nice wilbert this
>>219420602was your teacher an actual frenchwoman or just knew the language? my french teacher was from normandy and she was swarthy af
>>219420612
The size of that feller's ding dong destroys that Belgian racecuck's narrative.
>>219420629just knew the languagewas a scottish milf who wore tights and boots a lot and made my dick diamonds
>>219420607His knob was okay but I always felt it was lacking some girth in the glans to be truly perfect
david dimblebussy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FecesDoing a read
>>219420569Yes mate only leftypol can dislike the man who has spent his life undermining true nationalist movements
>>219420647Wouldn't call this whiteProbably an octaroon
>>219420647He's Hispanic. The red pill is all the guys with monster dicks are ugly as shit. Looks don't matter. Big dick is law.
>>219420662Might I also suggest an adjacent subject:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Watson
>>219420682>>219420684looks like errob221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K6D8k0fpZA
Ozempic gf is eating a chocolate muffin for breakfast
>>219420684>monster dicksHis knob is big but not exactly a 9 incher is it
good morning gentlemen
making the pizza sauce for my pizza soon. i'm making pizza later you see.
Lil Baby bought a $20,000 Louis Vuitton Fox Terrier duffel bag
>Bishop of Lincoln arrested on suspicion of sexual assaultlol
>>219420724grim
>>219420728nice>>219420755if you cook it a bit it gives it more depth of flavour
>>219420612she's special
truth nuke
>>219420755because i have time and its one less thing to do when the time comes.plus i think pizza sauce that simple is shit. i make it much nicer. i dont give a shit what precious and purist italian gimps think.
>>219420775I find her little moles to be really cute
getting the daily dose of richard the fourthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ndJJiVwuDQ
dvde they're memoryholing the prince andrew stuff
>>219420786it's all yookay to me
see you in 5 minutes /pol/yank
>>219420793would get more pussy if I was able to speak like that I reckon
rorke dropping a red pilled truth nuke on leftypols gaff 0 survivors
pizza wanker loves his pizza sauce
>>219420775i need a hapa gf so bad
>>219420766>if you cook it a bit it gives it more depth of flavourit cooks on the pizza mate it doesn't need to be cooked twice>>219420788you sound very insecure
>>219420824i have one x
>>219420786>northern irelandyuck. expel it from the union and let the real irish annex them
>>219420788>i dont give a shit what precious and purist italian gimps think.i.e. it's truly awful and tastes vile. No-one wants your incel sauce.
Don't need a hapa gf meGot an english gf already Not a complete loser you see
Bodied that pathetic little runt
>>219420824
might get the hair cut today
>>219420840well my gf enjoys it each time i make it.what does your gf think about your cooking? oh right, you cant cook and you dont have a gf LOL
>>219420831king
>>219420835alri paddy
>>219420088The average lived human experience is being poor, brown, stupid and miserable and it's going to catch up to us eventually.
>>219420849Dunno why my willy feels funny watching this
>>219420845>>219420845
body hair removal toil looms
>>219420830Well I've done it both ways and sometimes I prefer it cooked, you see I saute some smoked lardons or bacon and then cook the sauce in the fat with some basil and spices. Try it out...
>>219420878
>>219420852Sorry but that move out of the spin looks completely shit
deadlift toil looms
right that's me then
>>219420901>Sorryapology accepted
>>219420881not doing that unless I'm getting laid
might get my willy amputated by a perverted homosexual fetishist and have it live streamed to other perverted homosexual fetishists.
>>219420355Is Marianna the most pointless BBC employee?
adore pornography
say swear lol. swear down man. swear on your mums life bro. i swear bro
N
>e-even Elon attented...and he's b-based!!! so redpilled and epic!lmao seriously mate
Arabella Stanton (Hermione Granger) will, in a few years, be a QT. Absolutely NOT saying she is right now.
>>219420949dont blame her 2bh. the fatigue is felt by many.
>>219420957Very suspect post this, I'll keep my eyes on you
>>219420612>>219420775the hapa masterrace will inherit hte earth
>>219420724>and Class A drugs including ecstasy and psychedelics sold at nightclubs and music festivals.Honestly this would be based
The earth is the Lord's and the fullness thereof,the world and those who dwell therein.Amen. Have a great Lent.
I need a shit, shave and shower. But in what order?
>>219420954still thoroughly rattled a half hour later I see
>>219420981shower, shit, shave obviously
earth's flat innitseen it on tiktok
>>219420981shower then shave while shitting
Gonna have a beer, fuck it, Saturday etc
>>219420982done that seething spaz
>>219420981do all three at the same time for efficiency
keys on keyboard are all stuck from when I spilled beer all over it a few days ago
Actually absurd that you can make something as delicious as aubergine parmesan using nothing but cheap vegetables and a bit of cheese.
>>219421007eggplant is gross
gf like this please
>>219420982I was just catching up with the thread Tommy
>>219421007Parmesan is not that cheap but yeah it is a simple tasty dish if you like eggplant emoji
>>219421023CWSHW
>>219421023this lad in his hotel
St John Chrysostom.Based.
>>219421015Aubergines are literally the best vegetables on the planet
do trannies really have lower standards than biological women? does it even count as losing my virgin if i bonk one of em?
Rorke’s favorite historically black university. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilberforce_University
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg7OLblBi1Q
>>219421043ummers
>>219421050don't do that bro, just shag a chubby bird >>219421043lol
can hear some dickhead scratching around outside
>>219421050Not really, sticking it in an arse is no different to a drainpipe the purpose is to pass waste not biological
>>219421051Visit Hull
>>219421043Weird how this is literally me if it was Manchester not Liverpool. I thought i was unique
>The Reddit ID check firm Persona and US Gov have been secretly running an identity surveillance system since nov 2023
>>219421015>eggplantFOY
>>219421043is this the same lad from r/ireland last week
>>219421049how do you cook themthey always go slimy for me
massive game on laterthat's rightwrexham v ipswich
every day i live in hope that the next person hired at toil will be the perfect gf for me
>>219421015FOYFOYFOOOOOOY
>>219421103I like them slimy, reminds me of bfberg's cum
>>219421102god that was grim, bloke also just had a baby with his wife
Mental how Brits call zucchini rooty tooty dildo pooties
forgot it was sunday today
>>219421102link?
please let yanks bomb iran please please please
you lot aren't actually gay are youi just pretend as a joke but you lot actually fiend after knobs and bloke's arseholes?
>>219421112hope that happens lad
crashing this plane........with no survivors!
>>219421147shut up fat
>>219421075theyre too confident now, i missed the window>>219421077the struggle goes on
>>219421156iran isn't our problem
>>219421112if it's a woman I surreptitiously look them up on social media to see if they're pretty and single
>>219421172big guy pants ok
>>219421150fuck off
>>219421182they are women anon, you can manipulate them
>>219421156They were months away in 2008
bomb iran? more like i ran for office and lost
hmm elephant fresh
>>219421156would be kino if Trump and Starmer started mentioning 'weapons of mass destruction' just like back in the old days with Bush and Blair
Drinking Yorkshire tea
>>219421212they can see you do that and now they think you're a creep
might go get a big energy drink
>>219421156alexander de pfeffel thinks I’m clicking that shit
>>219421238I know men are better at cutting hair but I don't some guy touching me, also lov my hair lady and she knows how to cut my hair with her big boobs
>>219421236screaming... actually hang on that was shit
>>219421156literally the iraq war all over again
righ then it's time to get on the tins and bokkles then
>Zack Polanski (born David Paulden; 2 November 1982)
>>219421258can't beat a can of this
alriwhat part of bulgaria are you lads from
reckon you'll ever get married or have children?me? no.
>>219421283Sunny Beach x
>>219421277It's not even 12pm mate
>>219421269it was anti comedy
>>219421258stock up lad
>>219421278>Polanski is Jewish, gay and vegan.[72][73][74]
>>219421278ah yes Zack Polanski, real name David Stephen Paulden.Famously claimed he could hypnotise women to make their breasts larger, and charged money to do so.
>>219421289I've had many children already
>>219421303bro needs to pick a struggle ToT
becoming gay
>>219421278favourites to win the gorton by election btw
>>219421283it's only me lad, south central >>219421289of course >>219421292had some good times there, it's like Sodom and Ghamorrah
>btw
>>219421303he's getting fully mugged off by the muslims he worships. many such cases
>beard is only grey on one sideit's over
>having children when climate collapse is coming ah yes another mouth to feed when the soil can't grow food. you're truly an exemplary member of society
>>219421317cunt's like ed miliband but even Jewisher, gay and vegan
Saturday and they're still determined to turn this general into brit/pol/
>>219421303and the muslims are still voting for them in droves got to respect the hustle
>>219421331lets see if anyone bites
egg
>>219421324the true reddit/pale ale response is 'if I recall correctly' where they begin with that phrase and then write out a few irrelevant factoids from the first paragraph of a wiki article>lord leighton? if I recall correctly he was a pre-raphaelite artist from england who enjoyed gay sex
dogs are an invasive species and should be culled
>>219421339yeh because greens will give them whatever they ask for and will look the other way when islamic beliefs that directly contradict progressive leftism comes into question.
>>219421331take the developing economy pill and have as many children as possible so that one of them can be the inventor that solves all our problem
>>219421358Dogs are obedient, unlike cats or Cameroonians
>>219421327my hairs going grey only on the rigth side of my headprobably got brain cancer or summat
Dogs invaded Britain on longboats
Trying to get these fucking hello kitty cups from the sushi shop but they only let you buy them at random and won’t let you choose which cup you want. It’s driving me mental
>>219421353very nice
>>219421289no there is 0% chance of that
greens and muslims both using the other as useful idiots. interesting to see how long the greens hold out.
Even the greatest female nazi that ever lived preferred african masculinityhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanna_Reitschand she loved it
why is there only 1 connections a day? Wyna Liu is a lazy bitch
>>219421357no it's not, it's putting btw at the end of a sentence
Lads there's a black ladybird with red spots in my bathroom
>>219421385I'm sure limp-wristed homosexual Zack Polanski will turn out to be a real strongman
>>219421397and a black lad in your sisters bedroom
>>219421407I don't have a sister
>>219421385muslims are 100% manipulating retarded lefties but im not so sure about greens. they obviously want their vote but they are lunatics remember. they operate with many layers of deranged delusions that have convinced them muslims are their pals. extremely strange to witness
NEW>>219421436>>219421436>>219421436
>>219421103You've got to salt them for ten mins to draw out the moisture When I do parmiagana I like to egg dip and breadcumbOthers like to just sautee them and then put a dollop of breadcumbs on top of the whole thing instead
get the solar panels builtget the wind farms built
>>219421156Netanyahu has been saying they are weeks/month away from a nuclear bomb for literally 25 years.
