Walk with Jesus edition
>>219422671First for Jesus Christ
what's a good tv wall mount for a small tv 42 inch surely I don't need a complicated one
great edish
What's a movie you watched recently?
January rorkepost count: 2000February rorkepost count so far: 1717He has unironically ruined his life
Don’t believe in Jesus being the son of god and that. Bit of an ego on that guy. Wanker
Powerful edish
Keeping it nice and Christian during Lent x
It's been raining here for 12 hours straight.
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>cronem>bradders imageSCREAMING
IN HIS NAME Edish
>>219422671Blessed edish
another day posting meaningless drivel on an anonymous website for crumbs of social interaction
>>219422731Good gimmick
>>219422728The last man on earth 1964
anyone else
>>219422749I invented it btw x
https://men.wikifeet.com/Bradley_WalshWanktoil
>>219422765I invented the 'I invented this gimmick' gimmick
>>219422759But weird to be an adult and blame your short comings on your parents. Might be time to move on mate
>>219422768He does have nice feet have to admit
wtf all these videos use a power drill I don't have one a screwdriver will probably be enough
>>219422728stander
>>219422728A hidden life
Who is this Bradley fella
>>219422773Twinsies xx
call me a pervert idc. I just watched a porno without earphones in. Anyone could have heard it assuming they were in close proximity to the sound source
two (2) homemade sausage and egg mcmuffins for lunch. very tasteful
Canada Boulevard, 1950s and 2026
Hitler. An interesting chap.
>>219422820
My name is Isaac and I live in the Bay of Plenty, NZ
>>219422825fat cunt
>>219422728was bretty good
>>219422835not a fan of him or his work 2bh.
mad that all cats did is be cute and gained such a high status in human society and culture. They having 0 use to humans besides being cute. That's all they needed. Dogs jobs. Horses jobs. Farm animals all got jobs or can be eaten. The cat is just cute.
Not had a wank for the full of February. Tiniest thing setting me off.
big fan of hitler me, loved his work
>>219422840Plenty of pussy
>>219422841i wouldn't say so. i have athletic proportions.
>>219422850cats hunt mice genius
>>219422858plenty of pussies more like
>>219422850They kill pests. Never seen Tom and Jerry mate?
>>219422728Nothing but once I get this TV wall mounted I'll start watching shitloads I swear down
Rorke reading through the list of wrong anthem incidents and screaming at each one, sometimes slapping his knees and pointing at the computer screen, to no one in particular
need to get my willard sucked on by a peng lush lass innit haha x
>>219422845because you’re a communist jewish tranny probably
>>219422858It is when your mum visits
didn't know you could do ctrl shift esc to open task manager
>>219422853havent had any alcohol nor wanktoil this year. I've let my beard grow and my hair our and a foid in the office said i look schizophrenic
>>219422862>>219422867Cartoons arent real life
>>219422875another entire weekend on 4chan is it, Ads?
>>219422879no because i'm a regular person
>>219422850We have a lot of cats here and I haven't seen a rat in 15 years probably. >>219422878this but they don't come here :(
>>219422778delete this
>>219422875What happened to you on Feb 17?
Mee-ow
>>219422905yeah that’s been brainwashed by the globohomo kikes
cats kill far more birds than rats they are a menace
>>219422919got anymore buzzwords?
Imagine if Bradley Walsh was a cat
>>219422887can tell youve never been to the country cats in their natural habitat just live around humans and slaughter thousands of small animals
>>219422933yeah
for me its the youtube algorithm recommending me russian channels with highly dangerous and illegal wild cats in their house
>>219422960thats not a good thing
>>219422853
>>219422915FOY
Me?
Jeopardy is better than any British quiz show. Instead of making a British version of it and failing every time, they should just show the American one
>>219422977i wonder how they invented sports like this
Niggers.
>>219422977Mid clapper
>>219422964Did you know Russia has T-I-G-E-R-S?
Is Britain even relevant any more?
>>219422983more of a steve harvey man myself
really unsure if im fit to drive so i cant go butchers today and will have to settle with tesco tomorrow
Nature says cats kill about 1.3-4 billion birds a year. Way of Cats says cats aren't responsible.One of them must be lying but who to believe
>>219423003to who
>>219422989Some British aristocrats probably did it as a joke on holiday and the locals started taking it super seriously.
>>219423003no
>>219423007look the fact is that when it comes down to it i'm on team cati do not care for birds
>>219423003never has been
>>219423003more relevant than you ever will be
Remembering a melty and chuckling drily to myself
>>219423007mass urbanisation in the past 50 years has done more to kill wildlife than cats have in thousands of years. no trees, no green spaces means no more birds
>>219423007id kill all cats if i could. horrible things
>>219423021that’s not how real life works rorke
>>219423037:(
>>219423043brown cunt
mousey used to melt down for multiple hours every day of the weekof course, woke soon put a stop to that
Killed a rat one time with my boot in a villa in the mountains. Felt really bad after that.
>>219423055domestic cats are foreign.
so dehydrated that i did a very dark wee that burned my willard and made me feel funny inside. two pints of water going down the hatch poste haste.
>>219423072and so are you
five letter word that begins with PYou put this thang in yo mouth...uhhhh wut is....A PENIS??
>>219423048Well not nowadays but in the 19th century or whatever when all sports were invented
>>219423072They were domesticated by Aryans in Ancient Egypt though
can't wait for winter to piss off
>>219423084and so are you
is the romance you see on tv and in books where everything is cute and happy even real?>>219423072Not mine, all English born to an English family, with real English values
They promised 16C sunny weather it was a lie
>>219423086a cheap knock-off of Bradley himself
>>219423086Blud has never seen Family Fued
>>219423091been dragging hasnt it. practically shut myself off for 6 months now. get the sunberg out. get the ciders IN, get the beer gardens OPEN
>what have immigrants ever done for us?said rorke, while eating his curry…
>>219423101>is the romance you see on tv and in books where everything is cute and happy even real?sometimes
>>219423091same lad it is utterly grim at the moment. need some sunshine.
>>219423091beer garden season soon
sunny over in Yorkshire where I am10calthough there is a bit of wind so it's a bit chilly.
>>219423112don’t ever reply to me again you odious freak
>>219423114What happened on Feb 17?
Meltdown
>>219423114when will he learn??? LOL
>>219422759was forced to play an instrument since i assume my bergs were thinking on the other side of this logic and i absolutely loathed it goes both ways
>>219423114After he has been to the Turkish barbers for his short back and sides
Remember when that British police man raped and murdered that woman while on duty?
>>219423091Not my cats Wulfstan and Ethelfled
do not believe them when they say there are billions of colours simply do not believe it
Me? Being ravaged by legions of dem9ns
>>219423091>sun out with clear skies>5 degrees or less so theres frost all over the grass/trees>no windperfect walking weather
>>219423114rorke, you are a fucking pillockan absolute tiny penised little jizzfruitwe need more immigrantsmuch more
just need to see midriff again and i'll be fine
>>219422728The Cut staring Orlando Bloom
>>219423178Truthful post
>vatican city was aerially bombarded twice during world war iiwhat banter would you have gotten up to in the war lads
>>219423178>much more*many more
Is the curry you eat with fish and chips a British thing or did immigrants bring it, if I have to be honest I prefer it just with vinegar and salt, maybe I got served a bad one idk.
Panicking at the thought of the people at the post office opening and reading my PIP form and taking the piss out of me
Moi?
>>219423170yeah I personally disagreed with him doing that to be honest
>>219423173there are infinite colours when you think about it
sir marlboro reds
slippers smell like stilton
no dragons
>>219423194Brave
>>219423181THISI'm tired of seeing asian girls in cute winter outfits and goddamn black north face and uniqlo puffer jackets everywhere enough is enough bring the slags out again
>>219423192Time for your humiliation ritutal!
>>219423191Its because a lot of chippers used to be run by Chinese so they use chinky Chinese curry sauce. I have fish and chips with loads of salt and vinegar, mushy peas and tartar sauce its much better.
watching ice hockey in the winter 'lympics. good laugh the way they smash the fuck out of each other.
>>219423203too expensive, quit smoking purely because im a cheap fuck. browns at work say that reds are like £1.50 back home so i considered giving them money to buy me packs when they visit, but i decided against it
>>219423210!!!
Had a headache for like 7 hours straight, I ate some bread with white mold on it reckon I could die in my sleep
oh my days he really did just write an entire discord vent post to the fucking government
>>219423191British :)
>>219423225they can be posted
>>219423192HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASAVED
BLACKS BUILT BRITAINWHITE MEN SUCKBLACKS BUILT BRITAINWHITE MEN SUCK
>>219423192least mentally ill trannard
>my lipe is horrible
>>219423263JANNY
where can i get a power drill for free
>>219423270pooing
>>219423263they cannot be
fs now there's fog
>>219423091Still two more months left :)
>>219423283did anyone ever find this gimmick funny
you can still get permanently banned from 4chan if you post images of kitchen sinks on /b/
>>219423301
>>219423292freecycle
>>219423315s
he posted a dragon oh my god snipe him janny!!!!
That black pudding was also good. It's like the blood sausages wee make here, it's called Bahur or Karvavitsa.>>219423239Yeah the tartar sauce was so good. Mushy peas not a big fan because I'm not fan of peas in general. >>219423257I see, maybe I had a bad one.
using AI
'spose i better get dressed
lil bro replied to his own bad gimmik
i dont shag but i may be old
>>219423336>eating bloodNon-vegsns are satanic
>>219423192>it not right
SCRRAMING
>>219423339oh my days kamufli is SEETHING LOL
>drive 2013 Mazda2 shitbox>move to fully remote work so only drive once or twice a week and not for a long time either>notice battery draining>get a dinky solar panel battery maintainer thing that plugs into lighter port>neighbours swear by it for their motorhome>plugging it into my car forces the infotainment system on, no way to turn it off>battery drains even faster with the panel as a resultfuck me
Squeezing out a shite as I type this postThoughts?
>>219423375add me to the screenshot reddit
every once in a while i meet someone that thinks theres a culture competition between us and the yanks as though adolescence isnt the only thing of value we've produced since the arctic monkeys got big (and then went to shit). i shudder to think that theres people unironically trying to push drill music as a cultural export lol
can any Londoners tell me which part is genuinely unsafe and should be avoided if walking alone
>>219423386Don't squeeze too hard love it's bad for you x
>>219423397all of it
>>219423359It's very nutritious, it has iron and zink and copper
>>219423375just get a regular battery maintainer that plugs into an outlet lol
>>219423386pondering its girth i am
>>219423397just tower blocks and housing estates and surrounding areas
>>219423402Already got piles from it
Trad rorke wiping his arse with moss
just got called unc in smyths
>>219423418It’s rather girthy, let out an audible grunt as the first bit was pinched off
All of my shits have been huge recently
>>219423427What happened on Feb 17?
>>219423395they tend to be brown people these days. Its vital for brown immigrant communities in this country to drive a wedge between the anglosphere. The only people I hear use the word yank are paki women
>>219423427think it would be a leaf not moss
the skiing then shooting a gun then skiing some more event is stupid
>>219423447got to eat big to shit big
>>219423452Who are you? How do you know about that?
>>219423246Yeah I moved onto rollies now.Bit disappointing how anti-tobacco the anglosphere is.Meanwhile in France and Germany they’re paying half for Marlboro reds
had a lovely sleep earlier :)
>>219423161tiger parents ehwas it violin
>>219423488piano
>>219423469all snowsports are retarded and juvenile. You'd have to be an actual brain dead moron to do something as dangerous as skiing down a mountain
>>219423469It is goofy, they should shoot each other, that would be more fun. Like lazer tag but in the snow with skis.
>83-year-old elderly woman, Harris Teeter, totters over her shopping cart to her death on an Escalator in Nashville Tennessee, 2012-08-29.webm
>>219423478The rorke counter doesn't lie
>>219423496what age you start
>>219423498that is why no one will remember your name
>>219422728watched dunc 2 last night
>>219423515actual mental illness
pulling up to the umction
>>219423496play me a song in B-flat minor then
that's bone
pianpianpiano piano pianopian pian piano
Got the heating on and it's fucking boiling
A-flat minor uohhhhh ToT
prefer the pooano me
>>219423566Modern foids are cooked
>>219423566
Yanks be like "Yo Cody bro wanna head down to Culver's and get a grilled reuben"
sending your sons to all-boys schools is a punishment worse than death. its even worse if youre so restrictive that they never actually get to meet people outside of school, so they never get a chance to speak to women their age until they go to uni
>>219423543wouldnt be able to since i havent touched the keys for over a decade out of resentmentdoubt i can still even read sheet music. only remember the all cows eat grass thing for one hand but not the other
had two wanks to this since it was posted
started playing guitar when i was 5 me. mum made me do classical lessons for years when i just wanted to play electric but i'm pleased she did that now.
>>219423566screamer warning
In April 2014 a colleague at the call centre I worked in was arrested and later sentenced to 15 years in prison for the rape of a 5 year old boy. Before we had any knowledge of his crimes, I received a phone call at the call centre from an anonymous man asking where the colleague lived. I broke the Data Protection Act by disclosing his full address to this anonymous vigilante. And I have NO regrets.
>>219423593do they have schools like that in the UK?
>>219423544remember when rorke was kicking up a fuss because the policewoman character was brown
Dumb ass 304s
>>219423606not based or true
>>219423595
>>219423566>life is too easy I'm gonna up the difficulty
>>219423572I was jestergooning at the club when some foids spiked my cortisol levels. they thought i was smv chadfishing but i was really munting and mogging the moids
>>219423595He looks like his arse would look like a piece of cardboard
>>219423609To leftymong it doesnt matter then it does but it doesnt but it does, depending on the context of who they're speaking to. Thats why leftymong is often mentally ill, he imagines arguments and plots his position on things his dad would likely disagree with
Only the jews are allowed an ethnostate rorke and we're not Nazis we can't be because the holocaust happened to us
remember a couple years ago everybody was saying "rocking up" then it was crashing outthis year its cortisol spikes
>>219423674hit the nail on the head here, it's pretty clear that "rorke" is just leftypol talking about his dad
Had 2 or 3 Chinese fellas living in the apartment building across from mine - same floor. They didn't put their AC on even one time during the summer and it was 40C for 2-3 weeks. I haven't seen them in a month, perhaps they moved, I don't think they even had a tv in the apartment. One time I was grilling fish and octopus on the balcony and I waved at them, they waved back, didn't even close their windows.
He just LOVES posting about rorke doesn't he?
the exchange students (college) arrive in a couple months
>>219423692im still freakin out
>>219423692Almost like Western culture doesn't exist anymore and all zoomers are left with are passing fads trying to emptily emulate fads of the past that get forgotten after 2 months and whatever the latest wog speak on Tiktok is
>>219423703>grilling fish and octopus on the balconyi would do this but im poor so i cant afford a flat with a balcony
>>219423692used to be spazzing back in my day
wish I went to scientist school when I was 18
>>219423192did you deliberately write it like an esl
Weird how British Airways have a completely fucking dogshit and outdated first class suite!
go on tim
>>219423738I was so lucky I got my place before Covid, if I had to buy it now I would have to pay double. I got a pretty good deal and my dad helped me so now I'm repaying him instead of a bank.
>>219423763I hope you didn't pay money for this dogshit demaster of a 30 year old game
thinking about the time my dad told us he was leaving my mum and then just moved 450 miles away
>>219423781sad how everything has gone to absolute shit after the pandemic
>>219423703two or three chinese lads (can't tell because they all look the same) all live in one flat on my floorthey're all one bedroom apartments so wonder whats going on there
>>219423791screaming
>>219423747Just like every other aspect of his pathetic empty life, he wrote his fake pip claim in the style of his paedo hero SSM to get a crumb of attention from people here who hate him. Then he reposted it for more.
>>219423791:(
Flavourtown looms
>>219423826Horrid way to cut onions
>>219423791what a terrible thing to have happen to you
Mwad that
>>219423826What are you making?
>>219423826what you making laddy?
>>219423826Cotton looms
>>219423838>>219423839poo
>>219423797It's insane bro, prices have gone insane. Sometimes I find cheaper groceries in Greece and they have higher wages. We are getting fucked right now, I have no idea how old people survive with those 500 Euro pensions. >>219423791that's fucked, sorry to hear that>>219423805I'm guessing they just grind and don't care about their living conditions, the apartment was pretty decent but no AC, barely putting the lights at night. They would look at their phones and in the morning go to work.
>>219423839fish and chips
why do you all post these weird videos?
>>219423836
>>219423870mentally ill shut-in zoomers like to post random videos of normal people living normal lives.
>>219423763what is this bent shit
>>219423870schizophrenia
>>219423826Grim kitchen
>>219423863>>219423835>>219423822Im over it now just quite funny looking back if someone i knew my age did something like that id think they were a rat scumbag and never speak to them again but it was just a normal thing that happened in my head when I was younger
>>219423884i support the chinese super embassy
>>219423826knice knife
>>219423836Alyssa still has the same mannerisms x
Epic fail on /g/ has me howling
>>219423826based home cook, also not using plastic cutting board...
>>219423908fuck's wrong with her teeth
business idea: post a picture of a meal you made but it was actually made by a world class chef, and watch the autistic mongs on 4chan sperg out and call the food slop anyway
on that terraria grind
>>219423905Eileen and that Hungarian short track skater are both traitors
now he'll post about his special interest to get relief from the black gay porn intrusive thoughts demons
actually mad how deranged zoomers have become. The soylennials grew up, and gen alpha are being protected with the online sfaety act, zoomers are the ones that are lost forever, the neckbeard generation
>>219423927Nothing x
love are 'lysa
>>219423903I don't understand it, my dad was kind of a bastard when I was a kid but at least he didn't leave.
>>219423999Based
showertoil looms
>>219424028corr get that bum cleaned
>>219423971vile moles on her face
>>219424007my dad was a real bastard to mestill didn't leave
*sniffs you*
succulent afternoon goon
Couple of thoughts I'd like to share: People ruminate over missing out on teenage love, but actually there's nothing particularly great about it when you look back at it as an adult. Alyssa has horrible taste in anime and it feels like she's doing too much to appeal to the Internet. Even though she's an Olympic athlete, she's still just a regular woman afflicted by regular woman debuffs. It's too humid today and I don't like it. Bring back the miserable rain.
going to pop to sainsburys, you want anything?
>>219424076*stinks*
let's get the new going soon
>>219424076hello! and "good afternoon",lovely horse
unc still calling people neckbeards *skull*
NEW>>219424092>>219424092>>219424092
>>219424084wrongwrongwrong
>>219424007yh he never even did anything that bad could just tell he didnt really give a fuck on a deep label or was incapable of doing so
>>219403821>>219403821>>219403821
>>219424084A woman being into Jujutsu Kaisen is a massive redflag
that was quick
quickfire
>>219421554>>219421554>>219421554
let's be fair, that was probably deserved
>>219424151>>219424151>>219424151
will you just STOP
>>219424140no ponies
don’t get why it was deleted though
>>219345871>>219345871>>219345871
>>219424084She's based and shounenpilled
>>219424177More like basic and shounenpooed
>>219424128Gojosister tears were delicious tho
>>219424236>>219424236>>219424236
