Britain edition
first for yuno !!
>>219425341just because someone's in a coma doesnt mean you can eat them mate
Thing I've noticed about people who hate football They're all worthless incels with no mates who think they're being really clever in expressing their view
has cami got her knob out yet
>>219425392>t.Ciaran O'Driscoll
>>219425383would love to throw elon musk in a wood chipper
>>219425407nah not yet
>>219425406rattled
>>219425419ETA?
her thighs are perfect
nothing wrong with horsemeat, I'd eat some right now
>>219425375>>219425414
imagine being heatherpaedo and genuinely dedicating large amounts of your free time to spamming about random things that anger you to an audience of 20 people
you knowyoung rich niggasyou know somein-we never really had ol moneywe got a wholelotta new money doe
half of elon musk's children are non-white
haven't been hugged in months and you don't see me whinging about it
went to my gran's funeral the other day and no I have never shagged her up the arse
>>219425432well that makes you evil
>>219425432we have horse jerky here, its pretty good
>>219425426blog on
>>219425447hes south african, so all of them are non white
>>219425415Would you turn it on first, or get him wedged in tight, then turn it on and break the controls so that it's a movement or rescue attempt that does the thing?
>>219425448Demolished that fakecel runt
>>219425431what's this cocksucker's name again?
>>219425450>i have never shagged her up the arse>up the arsewhy'd you have to specify?
>>219425456Done him lmao
>>219425437i mean probably yeahcan't recall hearing her talk about politics but she's a tumblr girl
>>219425383I miss when elon musk was synonimous with rockets and space exploration.
>>219425450my condolences lad, may she rest in peace
>>219425450No time like the present
They won't post her face up close because of the utterly VILE moles crawling all over her face.
>>219425464saw this happen in manchester t'other night
me and the gf
um
>>219425450how about the fanny?
>>219425415have secx
black rorke eating lunch with his hands to 'declonise his table manners'
>>219425479might check her channel then
>>219425472Why is this so closely cropped?What has been cropped out of this image?
what does another mans cum taste like
>>219425485They're called beauty marks
writing erotic harry potter fanfiction
>>219425485yeah i noticed thoseshe's a munter
absolutely buzzing for iftar lads.
on the espresso martini
>>219425481funny how even drumpf dislikes him now when they used to be so close
>>219425469goonbait
>>219425505dunno, but mine seems so disgusting that i couldnt even bring myself to properly smell it. my precum is delicious though
>>219425485>>219425512Stop samefagging for once in your life heatherpaedo
>>219425496before or after the woodchipper?
>>219425512le 56 face
dont like the piercing but her moles are cute
>>219425540would love to rub my cock between her sweaty armpits
love frogs and toads
You got something in your teeth
>>219425555Ktim
>>219425540she's what they call 'a ratchet hoe'
going to post on reddit how i am not attracted to these olympic athletes in prime physical condition because they are too young for me (they are 20 and i am 23)
>>219425554because she's hapa and incels love them
middle age dont need to worry bout it cuh
mad how arachnophobia is fear of spiders although arachnids refers to spiders plus scorpions and harvestmenshould really be called araneaphobia to be specifically for spiders
>>219425571why
>>219425469amelia wang
>>219425589my hair looks like that when i don't get a haircut for 1 year
Tiny Baby Stoat Has The Best Reaction When She Meets Someone Like Her
arse wanked then regular wanked myself into oblivion. Back in bed to sleep it off
>>219425590why?because they have hapa children?
>>219425592spiders aree qts
Been totally off the nicotine for over 2 weeks nowHave noticed 0 positive benefitsFascinatingDoes it take longer or is this a scam
>>219425589chudcel gf
>>219425604Are you a fit bird by any chance?
You ever fucked a spider?It's like fucking a sneeze.
>>219425614>smoking? we dont do that in germany
>>219425603love stoats me, I saw a white one in the forest while hiking
>>219425592any fanny scared of spiders is also scared of the rest so blog on
>>219425522Nobody likes a manchild, he needs a hobby, besides spending all day on twitter trying to look cool to the 13 yo crowd and getting random women pregnant
these are that skater's siblings
>>219425627No I'm a large man
>>219425630We smoke way more than you lot.
>>219425630tbf germans love their cigarettes
>>219425647too late! it was posted at midnight if you look!
i only post 3d ponies
>>219425128same
>>219425654okay you're being weird now (more than usual)
you lick snizz
>>219425641not necessarily. thanks for insulting me for sharing my fun opinion though nigger
Heatherpaedo is such a tard lol
>>219425656Have you got a nice arse at least?
99% of people are cattle
philosophically, you could say I support transgenderism. We should be free to choose our bodies. Transhumanism and all thatBut realistically we're just not there yet and it's mental illness mixed with gay race communism
of course no woman wants anything to do with meI'm too neurotic and I would be too controlling in a relationshipbeing a SAHM doesn't sound very funthey only reason I can see for doing it is if your religion tells you to, but I'm not religious so no religious girl would date me
>>219425686?
>>219425691
>>219425686If there's a non white woman that someone is attracted to, you can guarantee that he'll spend hours melting down about it.
>>219425654she's the only one who lucked out. her brother looks like elliot rodgers, same fish lips and weird nose
>>219425678hehe x
>>219425693kmost intelligent atehist
>>219425670fucks sake looks a bit like my sisterberg
>>219425690Yeah I've had many compliments
why is she so happy it's the 21st
>>219425711ever fuck her arse
>>219425715Pics?
>>219425719just how she is isn't it
>want to propose to the gf>book her in a manicure ahead of time as a treat so she has good ring pics>she just missed the appointmentWell, I tried
>>219425721cope on
>>219425721
>>219425735this is fucking bent
If you could absolutely 100% like brain transplant yourself into an XY body, or CRISPR yourself into something else bioshock style, yeah, sure, troon out. Sign me up. But that's not real. Maybe one day. And the troon of today isn't an early form of it either it's just mutilation
>>219425677This was painful to watch. He could have handled it so easily by shaming her for shaming a woman yet he did what he did instead
>>219425735bro is locked in fr fr on godhow long have u been dating?
>>219425735Very thoughtful of you lad
done her up like a kipper here
>>219425708do you really have to do this all the time
went on tinder for a laugh once and invited a match over and she said Yesmuch to my shockanyway she was fat, a fact she had hidden well
been rolling my own cigars and cigarillos as a hobby because I'm a loser.I don't smoke that often, so they pile up. Can't even give them away. Brought in a cheap humidor to work with a little note saying "Take a smoke, leave a smoke"New kid at work is German.He's out there smoking one of my cigars twice a day.Sad he won't see 25.
>>219425749Quite the opposite if you think on it>>2194257598 years, can't put it off any more lel
>>219425735Doesn't bode well
>>219425774...yh>>219425779how fat thocos as bit of chub cvan be fit
jorking myself offgay jorkin' ithomosexual style
>>219425754she could just argue that she wasn't shaming a woman and that she thinks his wife's lifestyle (3 baby daddies) is perfectly fineit was more an attack on how he doesn't live up to his own standards
>>219425751wouldnt want to be a woman and have periods and fanny infections and stuff
the watch
>>219425751Dysphoria hitting hard today hmm?
>>219425768Why are women so spiteful and bitter?Isnt she like 40 years old? Why is she speaking like that?
>>219425789alritegood luck with the wedding and marriageyou got this king fr
>>219425711giz her number
>>219425800i'm watching this kino
>>219425801No? I like myself
>>219425806current gen of centrist pols think that mamdani was popular because he cracked social media and not because he had a strong policy platform
>>219425824I like you too ;3
>>219425824Then why would you sign up for extreme futuristic DNA-modifying sex reassignment?
>>219425800Irish viewing slop
JUST GOT BACK FROM THE GAY PORN WANK
Irish movies are fucking weird have to admit
>>219425505ask your dad
Come on, don't leave me it can't be that easy, babeIf you believe me I guess I'll get on a planeFly to your city excited to see your faceHold me, console me and then I'll leave without a trace
>>219425858mid tits ngl. would still scran a plate of her turds like a starving dog though
>>219425858nipples too large
not long til i open my wine
>Bledel grew up in a Spanish-speaking household, and did not learn English until she began school. She identifies as Latina
>>219425858Is this the foid that made $100 million selling non nude photos?
>>219425797She threw his wife under the bus to make the attack, he could have flipped it that she was only validating his worldview while simultaneously attacking another woman, could have been handled way differently
>>219425469Racoon girl
>>219425858wanked to this when it was posted the other day
removing my reading glasses and putting my gay wanking glasses on
>>219425791>how fat thoDunno how to quantify but "quite fat"
>>219425918
one of you reported my post that someone should kill kier starmerridiculous
>>219425918would love to lick her hairy pang pang moles
>>219425919what did your bellend smell like at the time?
>>219425618Drinking milk from those little pots is the mark of a shit cafe
>>219425926s
>>219425918bukkake girl
>>219425928Perfect
>>219425932It wasn't me
>>219425938lamb
might, as it were, watch a film
thank you mr stammer
fat women belong in and around my mouth
>>219425928like bti of chub can be fit but fat fat isnt hot
>>219425847cos it would be rad
>>219425913and like i said, she could just say she wasn't doing that. "i think her lifestyle is fine, but by your own worldview your wife is a whore"
>>219425958Careful everyone, he's Welsh!
>>219425905Rory?
>>219425964just rewatched sicario
>>219425976How so?
glod
I'm out of the loopWhy is it bad if a woman has 70 followers on Spotify? I have 0.
>>219425939my sister used to drink them raw
it's over for rorke
>>219425768This bi erection seems to have been going on for ages
>>219426014CORRRRRRR
>>219426024Who makes these signs
>>219426018not the only thing she used to drink raw eitherkaty had some good times at the gherkin
>>219426024They should hold their demos at The Gherkin
>>219426024white boomers and muslimsname a more iconic duo
imagine not using a magnified wanking optic
LIVERPOOL
>>219426024Funny how they see Restore and are trying to say reform isnt far right anymore
>>219426029>bi erectionThat's not what it's called!
>>219426057Irish diaspora and Jamaicans
Uh oh somebody is hungry!
>>219426070reform is like centirst lmaolwhat ar eoyu ona bout
>>219426057shawarma and chips?
going to open my wine now but not drink it for another two hours
>>219426005Naturalistic fallacy
>>219426067ahhh, the irish city
my life has been reduced to watching big floppa videos
>>219426088What?
think we should have unlimited immigration. imagine all the yummy food we'll have
>>219426016Ran through as they say
>>219426116Get a clue!!
me: "well dad you been watching anything on tv in your AMPLE free time now you're retired?"him: "I don't have apple TV".yes mate I know you don't have apple TV, I wasn't asking if you were watching anything on apple TV who in their right fucking mind would ask "are you watching anything on apple TV" specifically I said ample AMPLE and it wasn't even near the word tv in the sentence
>>219426119i hear israelis are good fried
>>219426088Got a naturalistic phallusy for you right here
>>219426087Just remembered I have a bottle open. Shall sink that tonight and watch the news unfold in the middle east methinks
>>219426131You aren't making any sense. Are you okay?
the homosexual hapa is here
got a big bokkle of leffe for later
>>219426141palestineans taste better roasted
not sure if i'll pass my driving test on first try
frogposters truly are just abysmal
>>219426119hot diggity
NAZI SCUMOFF OUR STREETS
>>219426120but how and why?
>>219426142like... futanari?
Sir Reinhard von LohengrammSir Siegfried KircheisSir Oskar von Reuenthal Sir Wolfgang Mittermeyer Sir Paul von ObersteinSir Neidhart MullerSir Fritz Josef BittenfeldSir Ernest MecklingerSir Ernst von EisenachSir Cornelius LutzSir August Samuel WahlenSir Ulrich KesslerSir Karl Robert Steinmetz
>>219426154That's not that m-Oh
Raining again. Grey skies. Sigh.
BRO TIERRO
>>219426136lamps not on
>>219426136be nice to your dadberg
>>219426136he's getting old mate and half heard you. give him a break
>>219426186Not really across this whole meme but I've seen it mentioned I guess Spotify is like one of those social networks that no one really "uses" even a normie with friends might have 3-5 followers onlyTo have 70 is almost minor celebrity. Why do so many follow her? It's daunting. It raises eyebrowsThat's my interpretation
anyone else have constant low level anxiety that only ever disappears with booze
>>219426236ok cheers for sharing
Sir Prosonymios Liszter, Earl of Nonce and Pengchilde
>>219426239me
got the 75" corr tis a beauty one day will have enough dosh to put a bigger one in can't wait for them to be getting 115" 140" sizes
>>219426239define anxiety
>>219426239.l..uyhj
extracting a poo from the crucible
>>219426136I'll give you ten quid a week for him
the commie gf
Sir Adolf HitlerSir Heinrich HimmlerSir Joseph GoebbelsSir Hermann GöringSir Rudolf HessSir Martin BormannSir Reinhard Heydrich
Sir BPD Haver
i'm freezin. got the heating on
>>219426268big andrew wilson fan are you?
Lads, is Shippy about? I really, really need a hairline update.
>>219426258mild hangover that feels like low level existential dread?
alri
this made /a/ seethe massively lmao
>>219426239Oh yeah. Sometimes it's the booze making the anxiety and when that's gone you're looking a big plate of DEPRESSION get in
>>219426289he's such a cringe wanker
>>219426293hope that stupid fat rat fuck retard is dead
>>219426295grow up
sacked tranny writing like a mong on his disability form and committing benefit fraud by being dishonest, is he?
made some quorn burgers for my mate the other day and he didn't finish them because he thought they were too dry
>>219426304every Waterstones has a gigantic manga section these days. All the zoomers love their anime and all that.
>>219426318Done. What's next?
>>219426304garmin overlay this chart with the date the Japanese Government officially outlawed real child porn possession
in case you think your stupid incel life (completely your choice btw) is HARDJust remember 173,000 people DIED today80 MILLION people cannot WALK300 MILLION people cannot see COLOURS55 MILLION people cannot remember memories430 MILLION people cannot HEAR
>>219426325u gay
>>219426329nothing more powerful than a solid grow up post.
>>219426289hate his gay nasally voicehate his gay anti-left shtick like he's stuck in 2015hate how cool he thinks he is for smokinghate how he uses philosophical terms when he clearly has no understanding of philosophyjust a massive cringe wanker all round
>>219426302love a busted face with crazy good tits me, this is that bitchel bird right?
OH MY GODTHE DAILY MAIL
Still in bed. Having a great day ngl
>>219426360yehlove a butterface
>>219426337yeah?is it gay to support alternatives to industrial farming?
sloppy joe grilled cheese
literally everyone has had sex except me
>>219426360do you like levski sofia
mackerel lad is in the oven >>219426382a butterface with an amazing body, it's so hot, best shag also
>>219426067shame this never took off as an architectural style here
Planning pasta bake for dinnerWhat are you lot saying
>>219426383...yh
>>219426402luv mackerel me
>>219426344This Cialis-fuelled erection's coming in a close second.
>>219426395What's stopping you?
>>219426396No, I was a Botev Plovdiv fan, even played in the club for a couple three years (while fat lol).>>219426416based omega 3 lad
having a bio wank
>>219426323The correctly perceived problem with the PIP system is that it is rife for exploitation if the claimant just has a brass neck and is willing to persistently whinge and complain about made-up menthol elves, even going so far as to invent unverifiable past scenarios to support their entirely fictitious ailments. For instance you can say you have C-PTSD from all the times your mum's boyfriend done you up the bum when you were a wee lad. Police report? Oh no he moved away years ago, got away with it so he did the scallywag but it's left deep mental scars so full PIP is required thank you, and a motability BMW please.They wouldn't even ASK for evidence. The doctors are obliged to take what you say on good faith. So if you just persistently make a nuisance of yourself you can eventually get the supporting documentation you need from the medial professionals to get your PIP claim accepted (even if it needs an appeal). It's actually worth people's while doing all this because the end result is the equivalent of a full-time salary paid into your account every month for life, for nothing.
>>219426413had takeaway then gona eat her out
>>219426418dont speak to me again young man
For me, it's sexy French girls singing a song about English soldiers banging French qt'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diu6ELuXvK4
>>219426422the jews
>>219426395sex isnt realyou're telling me men just stick their wangs up women?aye right pull the other one
>>219426415alright mateenjoy your evening wank while I'm eating quorn with my gf tonight
Unironically what happened to Gianna Michaels
>>219426429It's a high-trust system trying to cope with low-trust users. It's simply unfit for purpose.
>>219426424based they built a new stadium recently rightit looks nice
don't even wanna have sex. seems like a chore and girls are gross
>>219426440Ok, I'll speak over here, and if you happen to be eavesdropping then that's your own fault.
>>219426429Are you excited for March?
>>219426413pizza. homemade.
>>219426462did the former pornstar go off the rails did they
>>219426462Didn't she just retire? Girls can't stay in the industry forever.
>>219426472good lad. when im feeling horny i just have a quick jerk and suck with the lads and get on with my day
>>219426462some guy from /tv/ had sex with her and said it was the worst sex of all time and she wanted it to end as soon as possible to get the payment (she's a prostitute)
>>219426462who cares? daphne rosen and claudia marie were much penger
making a post on /brit/ is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman
>>219426509s
>>219426517screaming at this
the idea of having a naked woman in front of me, legs spread, is incomprehensible
>>219426456alreayd on the booe mate and
>>219426466Yes but I don't go to the matches anymore, my friend that I used to go with went crazy cause it was due to finally win a cup and have a new stadium.
The concept of retiring as a pornstar seems strange. Not like you can have a regular job after
>>219425631Needs freezing then ramming up my anus at warp speed
>>219426539trsut em it's over rated vaginas are grim
>>219426539go on rorke son, have a crack at it
NEW>>219426575>>219426575>>219426575
>>219426539Gets boring after a while
>>219426383>industrial farmingYou think the ingredients the quorn is made of isn’t industrially farmed? It’s a mass produced product
>>219426464Sadly not the only one. The SEND taxi scam being another recent example. Any system that can be exploited will be, to the nth degree. When it's uncovered, they move on so some new system can be raped in its place.>>219426479Eh if you're referencing something particular in March then I don't know it sorry. Am I looking forward to March in general? Not particularly.
>>219426057white boomers and jews
