English Art edition
alright ladsthinking about grad roles nownot sure if I want to be become a programmer in this economyshould I just apply for army officer?
miss this milf off of telly
which /brit/ tripfag would be the be sex haver
Never bored of naked birds and having sex with them me
sir poosmells of newberg
bros...
>gilr coming over to have sex>i eat a whole clove of garlicwhy am i like this
Can't remember the last time my missus put on something sexy for me.
>>219426607kekwho is this lad?
LOLhttps://xcancel.com/GauciReports/status/2025233591685337218#m
>>219426607this nigga got munted by those foids lmao
>>219426586Not a fan of spring?
added 1tbsp of butter and a little cajun seasoning to my batchelors chicken noodles, it peng
>>219426635#2 ranked chad seeking vengeance against the ASU frat leader
>>219426607Holy fuck that's brutal lmao. These looksmaxxers were always pathetic but god fucking DAMN.
>>219426663sounds fucking foul tbqh lad x
>>219426607ASU frat leader sends his regards
>3 matches 0-0 at half timeright so that's my bollocks done in againeven 1 match without goals wrecks the cash out value
>>219426666Advertising
the attractive Portuguese lass has been touching my arm an awful lot lately
>rorke>*implodes*
>>219426679it's not :3
>>219426666I've tried a few quorn things (not of my own volition, but just when someone else has been cooking and this is all that was on offer). They were, every single time, disgusting. Truly just not nice tasting, awful texture, horrible to eat.
>>219426681he's unstoppable... a menace
>>219426607
>>219426706VIBE FISH LKETS GOOOO
say it loud say it clearrefugees are welcome here
watching shrek
>>219426607fug
>>219426613because you don't care, based, she gonna kiss the garlic fumes>>219426607rough, if I start balding I'm taking a trip to Turkey don't care
>>219426740
>>219426683it's satire
rainy out, windy out, curtains drawn, sitting in the dark with candle on and sipping a glass of malbec
>>219426740brvtal. it's over for him
>>219426713is he wearing make up?
>>219426679paprika, onion, garlic, oregano, and thyme don't sound good with chicken noodle soup? C'mon Sir Broberg of Placethorpe, there's no need for pointless cruelty.
>>219426746Of what
>>219426740damn...
>>219426777satire
why is this allowed
any 45th generation roman man in?
middle age dont need to worry bout it cuh
posted it again award
>>219426740zyzz legacy status: fraudulentjeff seid still holds the crown
>>219426706Rorke shivers when di real bad man walks into the pub
>>219426791Of what
>>219426792um
>>219426806I'm 2nd generation Roman
>>219426806Nah, mi famiglia hasn't been Roman since they left Rome for London. Some of the ladies got a little too friendly with the Moors in Blackboys and they weren't comfortable swarthing up the seven hills, so they left for the new world instead.
what exactly are you trying to say
says something about our culture that men think wearing wigs is a less embarassing option than simply having a mature hairline
>>219426840We're looking for those who share that same passion to make great tasting and healthy food and who thrive on continuously improving the way we operate to come and join our manufacturing teams in Methwold, Norfolk.Your main role will be to operate, and engage in, the production and packing of our products into their respective formats. Working as part of a team you will follow a production plan, ensuring our lines produce the highest quality product for our customers as efficiently as possible whilst adhering to stringent Health and Safety, Food Safety, and Quality standards/procedures.We operate a 4 on/4 off shift pattern (days)Days: 06:00 - 18:00The successful applicants will have:- Background within a production/manufacturing environment with food manufacturing experience being preferred- Relevant food safety qualifications- Working knowledge of health & safety practices such as manual handling etc.- Be a team player with the drive to succeed with effective communication skills & an ability to develop winning relationships- A curiosity and aptitude for problem solving as part of continuous improvement- A self-starter committed to further self-development- A passion for healthy, sustainable products which are better for our consumers and the planet – you don’t have to be a vegetarian to work for Quorn!What you'll get in return:- A starting salary of £28,087.68 per annum- 22 days holiday/shifts per year- Generous Pension and Life Assurance Schemes- Employee Assistance Programmes (we're a Gold Sponsor of GroceryAid along with our own internal Wellbeing Champions)- Health & Wellbeing support with Digital GP services, free flu jabs, eye tests and discounted gym memberships- Free Quorn products on-site to take home and share with your friends and family!
>>219426745ok
>>219426827wtf Guardian is based?
Visit Croydon
did not read
>>219426867ok
>>219426864Are you excited for March?
noodles thusly scranulated
mad how science has yet to devise a food that is>low calorie>nutritious>tastes good>inexpensive>preferably vegan>preferably shelf stable
>>219426898You have three days to fix the timeline, or we won't live to see March.
>>219426813Forgot about that usurper
>>219426921Ahem...
>>219426827>voluntarily *laughs in hebrew*
>>219426607what's with these zoomers and their retarded culture?
>>low calorie>>nutritious
>>219426921almost like were soppposed to eat meat
>>219426921well they have
*enters thread in a very unconvincing wig*
>>219426956vomit
anyone see that blokes shite wig?
>>219426949stop uncmaxxing and maybe you'll get it
>>219426740Is that all men are going to do now just take loads of steroids, work out then go and just stand about in town like street prostitutes
couldn't arrange a piss up or the dogging in the brewdog brewery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc5NSUrnF70UK tune
>>219426942ok mate bit far
I just don't like coomin' no more.
News
YUNO !!
>>219426973Timmy licking his licks'I'm finally Chad', he thinks to himself
>>219426973had a bird with pig pussy lips, she was very self conscious
business idea: domesticated beavers as pets
>>219427036Are you excited for March?
>>219427057We've tried it... middling results.
>>219427055>pig lol big*
>>219427057this is like a suggestion for a /brit/ post from chatGPT
>>219426864>4 days on, 4 days offyear round? sounds terrible
>>219427068he's gonna end up like that texas guy right?
Business idea: Bum Rorke
Ukrainian soldiers fighting for their leader Jewlensky
>>219427115good riddance
>>219427068Seem to be quite a few British lads fighting on the Russian side lol
>>219427107We've tried that too...a bit less messy than the beavers, but not by much.
mopped the floors. this gaff is sparkling
>>219427120Thought this was the hapa ice skater from the thumbnail
>>219427087...yhbut look at the benefits
I really am beginning to smell quite badly
Business idea: Instead of Kickstarter it's TITStarter and you give money for girls to get big tits.
thats a bloke probably speaks with a deep voice and has a monster cock as well
>>219427115they literally made every possible wrong decision
>>219427165same
rainberg lashing against the window
>>219427115Hope this doesn't affect bethesdas production of the elder scrolls 6
>>219426864>>219427162>183 working days>minus 22 for the holidays>161 total>12 hour shifts>1932 hours >£14.53 per hour for a 6am-6pm shiftfuck that lol
>>219427184me when I'm introduced to a new group of people
Remember the Brazilian poster
genuinely can't stand my dad any morestubborn, miserable, rigid old cunt
>>219427241nope, filtered Brazil yonks ago you see
>>219427177I am 100% in favour of there being a general levy to pool money for women to get free breast implants and BBLs. No questions asked, you want to be curvy you can be curvy. Only criteria is BMI below 25.
>>219427241sabrina carpenter and chapel roan one?
business idea:turning potholes into heritage sites so the council legally can’t fix them
>>219427231it's the starting salary ladwe all start somewhereplus it's in methwold, not fucking LA
It seems at the grand old age of 25, I can no longer have a raucous night of boozing without a 24 hour hangover
>>219427241is ziedy still around? is he still peekin'?
>>219427260And that British pedo tranny yeah Just vanished all of a sudden after spamming 16h daily Strange
>>219427276have to be more specific about the paedo because there's been loads using the botnet
Business idea: posting pure unadulterated satire
>>219427272Drink a pint of full fat milk before bed, prevents all hangovers no mater what you've done
>>219427292I meant he would post that pedo streamer Finn or whatever
>I won't take the vax cause it has mercury in it>...
>>219427259I'm actually opposed to that, small tit big ass girls are in my top 3. But I like the name.
>>219427308oh right that oneyeah he was a fucking freak
>>219427313conservatives are actual fucking retards
Odds Guinness Evens lager Dubs wine
electrician's just beenno he hasn't been shagged up the arse
>>219427276EW still posts here
>>219427307Great way to spew all over the bed
Looking up houses in the US on zillow is fucking nightmare fuel, lads. For well below the cost of our tiny, 2.5 bed terraced house with mental council tax and insane utility bills, we could get a fucking mansion with low annual taxes and utilities so cheap it's barely worth metering. That's in a nice suburb of a nice city with excellent weather.Christ everything in this shithole is so fucking bad.
>>219427332have sex
>>219427343you suck his cock?
>>219427313and where is the British Culture here?
>>219427313But that's also bad >>219427332AKSHUALY the original anti vaxers were lefty hippie types.
>>219427343So I take it he shagged you up the arse
>>219427343gave him a thank you kiss?
>>219427358making fun of rorke is british culture
>>219427343he split your little pink arse wide open then
>>219427366>AKSHUALY the original anti vaxers were lefty hippie types.yh but those lefty hippies aren't trying to poison the air
>>219427380You are not only extremely mentally ill but also super boring. Your day-to-day life must be hell on earth. Genuinely makes me sad when I notice your malignant presence in the thread, I can't imagine how bad it is for your family who no doubt still take care of you.
feet are incredibly soft and smooth rn
>>219427351For me its Memphis, Tennessee
>>219427446
Nothing wrong with a man in his 50s deciding to divorce his wife who has become bitter, frumpy, bitchy, demanding and unloving, so that he can marry a bubbly, happy, caring, deeply loving and far more beautiful 19 year old lass.
When those Koreans say spicy, it means you will be farting blood in the morning
>>219427448For me it's Denver Colorado
>>219427446I recently found out that a pedophile is someone who did something heinous that I do no even want to mention here. I thought that because 'ped' means foot and 'phile' means love that it just meant a foot lover.I have a foot fetish so you can guess how I found out I was wrong.
>>219427490Saw one of those in the super market, checked out the ingredients and got put off.
Bit fucking rainy and windy chaps
>>219427522It just stop raining here, it was raining 16 hours straight. Fuck that
Farting in my own face
>>219427351post proof
>>219427541Rained basically all night here, stopped for a bit this morning and then started up again earlierGood thing i've got nothing to do
>>219427522nearly died yesterday cos it was so bad
all this rain makes me think its going to be a blistering summer
The Scotch are going to let us down in the curling
On road anyone want out x
this looksmaxxing e celeb drama is probably the first thing that makes me feel like an uncnever heard of any of these fags until suddenly loads of posts were being made about them here seemingly out of nowhere
Did any of you lads learn to drive, despite it being horrendous as fuck, with everyone telling you that 'oh it gets better over time' and then it just... didn't?I still fucking HATE driving, every single part of it, though I drive most days.
>>219427569peak yookay aesthetic
>>219427554I was working last night and got soaked when I came back home in the morning. Thee fucked up thing is the ground dude, uneven tiles and fucked up streets and puddles and bullshit, my sneakers are ruined.
>>219427571/fit/ culture started leaking 5 or 6 years ago and has now reached critical mass
Need to get off this phone but it's so addicting
>>219427579some people are just pathetic gimps. you're one of them
>>219427569do bore off hullmong
>>219427569Christ this country...
>>219427579>Did any of you lads learn to drivenoliterally don't trust myself behind the wheel of a car>>219427591pathetic gimp reporting in
>>219427579I hated driving lessons but I love driving now
>>219427583it's quite nice though when you get in from the rain and get comfy in dry clothes. probably top 3 best feelings
Mousey told us about Epstein 4 months ago.. he was ahead of the pack..
top gear had me believe that brits love drivingi was lied to...
>>219427569sovl...
>>219427579I tried to learn years ago and was like this, just felt really nervous and never got over it until I got older and not so nervous all the time
>>219427629We do but incel runts are terrified of it for whatever reason
>>219427611Yeah I guess
you know my magic is strong
>>219427629Driving is a fucking nightmare here, even in my relatively short experience driving there has been a notable increase in the number of drivers on the roads, a notable decrease in their general driving ability/road courtesy and a notable decrease in road surface quality.
reading about David Miscavige and Scientology"mad" is a word I'm thinking a lot
>>219427579It's fineI make a mistake pretty much daily, still a better driver than 90% of people. The key is not fretting when something goes wrong, it just leads to more mistakes
>>219427664Ok well we don't care
Sieg heil
>>219427351>>219427448 >>219427547>>219427503come to Detroit, anonit is very very important that you come to Detroit
have a frot instead of a fret
I often wonder, if someone was designing a car from scratch today with driving experience in mind, would they build a manual car? Manual really is an insanely difficult and complicated way to design/drive if you think about it.
i've got to say i'm not too shocked at the revelation that emmayank will start posting about the new hermione once she turns 15
ate too much burger king and now I feel sick
>>219427681can't write that here mate
>>219427571It is all one guy who's been obsessed with it for over ten years
>>219427664>"mad" is a word I'm thinking a lotdadberg does thishe sits on his arse all day watching netflix documentaries muttering "mad that" and "cor heck" to himself but whenever i ask him what it was about afterwards or what he's been watching he always goes "some shite" or "not really sure"
>>219427710I've only eaten Burger King one time after a rave at Sunny Beach and I fell asleep on the table.
Meltdown
still have snow on the ground despite it being over 32F for 2 days now. bloody sick of this yank weather
The old linux thinkpad is on 32% lads. My rational brain knows this is perfectly fine, but it still makes me anxious.
what more can I say
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/219418319/#219419529just mental. needs to be shot.
What's the name of the tune that goes:Doo-doo DAH-doo doo, doo-doo DAH-doo doo, doo-doo doo-doo DAH...(Then it ascends a bit higher in the next variation:)Da-da DAH-da da, da-da DAH-da da, da-da da-da DAH...
>>219427752semi-charmed life
>>219427692I can drive manual.and you're learning in automatic because you're too much of a sperg to handle gears LOL
>>219427752Baby Shark
>>219427752witch doctor
>>219427692even automatic cars have gears thoughit's better on bendy and hilly roads to be in a manual
>>219427773that's him done
>>219427736had my ipod touch stolen from a bag about an hour into arriving at sunny beachstill haven't forgiven your ilk
>>219427751That's an impersonator
>>219427807That's a cope
>>219427797I'm really sorry that happen fren, I'd like to think it was a gypsy and not one of us.
reluctantly crouched at the starting line
*your joggers fall down, exposing your tiny pecker to the entire thread*lmaoooo
>>219427773I learned to drive manual and I still do drive manual, but stepping back it really is an insane way to design a car.>Okay so you start by pressing this pedal down then moving a stick to position 1, then you let up on the pedal, sort of until it 'bites' (very technical term there), you just sort of have to feel it and the car will sort of start moving but not really, kind of creeping forward, until you let up even more and it gets a jolt of speed and then you take your foot off and the car keeps going and the accelerator adds speed but if you let off all the pedals it coasts and slows itself and if you press the first pedal again it slows down a bit more but not as much as the break, then if you want to go faster you have to press the first pedal again and move the stick to progressively higher positions, but not by any objective indicator just kind of by how the engine 'sounds' (you get a feeling for it, don't worry), oh but also never ever start the car with the stick in any position other than 1 or it will shit the bed and the car will turn off.Like... what? How is this the most natural way to design a car mechanism?
>>219427490currently eating an indomie "hot and spicy" pack and starting to believe south east asians are weenies because there's about 1 molecule of sambal in this
>>219427846choon that
keep accidentally watching gay porn and wanking
>>219427856imagine typing a single word of that out thinking anyone will read it
>>219427828The parasite has been LARPing as emmayank and gingerpaedo for months now if not years
>>219427855willy twitched at this
drive an automatic mini me
Meanwhile, electric cars: press pedal 1 to speed up and pedal 2 to slow down. Nothing else needed.
need to go to bed now cause I'm working tomorrow at 4AM so I have to be up at 01:30AM corr love working me haha
>>219427872FUCK
>>219427797right thats you done
if you can't figure out how to drive a manual you're a mongyou can rationalise it as many ways as you want, doesn't change the fact you're a mong
>>219427906Don't you just feel blessed to be alive, lad?
>>219427906>I'm working tomorrow at 4AM so I have to be up at 01:30AMHow far away is your job fren, I feel for you
mikey sold his lung to put £50 on a Chelsea win
>>219427921I'll say this again: I did learn to drive in a manual and I currently do drive a manual. My point is that manual is needlessly annoying and complicated.
>>219427856Reading this kind of stuff makes me rationalise never having gotten my licence. Too scary, no thanks. I know I'll stall and crash a dozen times. Not for me x
I don't think you can learn to drive automatic here, it has to be manual.
Missus drives like she's in Crazy Taxi proper shits me up
>>219427969GoodDon't need cowards driving
>>219427924we've just got to keep on keepin' on, there's nothing else for it (except suicide)>>219427929It's not too far to be honest but I like to have a proper breakfast, have a shower and all that stuff. Also the roads are dead at that time.
>>219427967have you got any more screenshots from @scythianbro for us?
>>219427921To be fair, it's annoying when the gear change from 3-4 is right at about 29mph so you're constantly having to go up and down on the average road
>>219427989heard a rumour this is rorke's whip
>>219427996>It's not too far to be honest but I like to have a proper breakfast, have a shower and all that stuffYeah I get that. I also wake up at 5-6 although I have to get out at 9.
gfberg only has an automatic license and I will never ever stop mocking her for it
feel like Paul Walker when I downshift 4 to 3 then accelerate up a mild incline
>>219428019you're fucking obsessed with this rorke character
>>219428010
>>219428036FOY
Need a LOT of you locked up in an asylum
I want to apologize to indogs for saying their noodles aren't spicy enough, all the gunk pooled at the bottom of the bowl.
>>219428059good post
>>219428059I invented this gimmick
I am a leading figure in the groyper movement.
>>219428055for me it's forgetting i'm in 3 instead of 1 and pulling into a roundabout then stalling
reposting a thumbnail isn't a gimmick, it's just spam
I saw the prophet eating chicken.
My life, and by extension everyone else’s, is meaningless.
>>219426575
I'm a 8/10 face wise. (Maybe 7/10 if we're being harsh.)I'm over 190cm.I'm in ok shape (25 minute 5k).And yet I've never had sex.
>>219428136
>>219428154posted it again award
need bf
nth for Yuno Gasai
>>219428154https://media.picuki.site/get?__sig=DTZoas-O1zv62_sA9QCzew&__expires=1771204532&uri=https%3A%2F%2Fscontent-jnb2-1.cdninstagram.com%2Fv%2Ft51.71878-15%2F626280857_25704432319215927_4043077835893630225_n.jpg%3Fstp%3Ddst-jpg_e15_tt6%26_nc_cat%3D102%26ig_cache_key%3DMzgzMTk5NTU5OTIxNDYzMzc2MA%253D%253D.3-ccb7-5%26ccb%3D7-5%26_nc_sid%3D58cdad%26efg%3DeyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InhwaWRzLjY0MHgxMTM2LnNkci5DMyJ9%26_nc_ohc%3D9LNOk1b8sx4Q7kNvwGs5UNt%26_nc_oc%3DAdlz84msMp02NtdxaiDxQSJ_YZVVhCRsFkkIy6lXZohgC9vVOdptxnqDa6eX-PaF5VM%26_nc_ad%3Dz-m%26_nc_cid%3D0%26_nc_zt%3D23%26_nc_ht%3Dscontent-jnb2-1.cdninstagram.com%26_nc_gid%3DaSKrCD4xk1cadtYvZlSpyg%26oh%3D00_Afv1PdPhIbT62ww8zRhtN-gk0V62yS0wpXgP9ArIMN2JOQ%26oe%3D6997B2CC&filename=626280857_25704432319215927_4043077835893630225_n.jpg
>>219428169you've depicted the prophet in a picture (and as a soyjak)i must now blow myself up for some reason
>>219428163literally how?
poo
>>219428201john mcafee isn't even impressed by this one"bruh" he calls from the afterlife
>>219428201
>>219428201I invented this gimmick too btw
looks like John McAfee shat on it
>>219428229not sure about that
>>219428211well I'm 20 so maybe it's just because I'm young
>>219428211he's lying or just has a very inflated ego
loads of john mcafee replies to that but whenever the south african posts his links everyone ignores them now
>>219428242an ambitious crossover
>>219428256oh...well you still have time, when I lost my virginity I was fat, so just go out there and get pussy ok?
*updates spreadsheet*
>>219427349Its high risk, you have to do it just before you pass out.
gfberg on her way over
ME CANT BELIEVE IT NOT BUTTER, MAN
hull is a proper fucking shithole
>>219428265imagine not filtering avatarflags
erm, what the hull?
>>219428311everywhere north of Cambridge is a fucking shit hole if we're being honest
>>219428300ever do any arse play?
>>219428330
>>219428311hull is nice actually x
>>219428263yeah?I'm not lyingmaybe I do have big egonot sure why that would matter though>>219428291thanksmight just stay in my bedroomI don't really want to have sex all that much anyway
>>219428340no she wont allow it
yeah bet they did
>>219428344no way
A PENIS...
It's depressing how little I come into contact with people I consider sexually attractive when I am out and about. Once you get rid of the olds, the kids, the browns, the various uggos of all shapes and sizes, it's probably less than one in a hundred. And it makes me think, what are the chances that I will ever be in a happy relationship or even have an fwb? Because not only do I have to encounter someone I find attractive, but they have to find me attractive and we have to be psycologically compatable. The odds just seem so ridiculously slim. Most couples you see, at least one half is ugly or flawed in some way, so I think most relationships just work because either both or one half of it just accepts that being with an unnattractive person is the only way not to be lonely. But I have no interest in that, and I don't understand it. I'll be your friend, but if you aren't going to get my penis hard, I'm not going to be your partner.
>>219428163ktim6'3, been called handsome multiple timesmeans nothing if you've got all the personality and charisma of a geography teacher
>>219428353>might just stay in my bedroom>I don't really want to have sex all that much anywaynonsense, go out the pls
>>219428344bollocks
>>219428385blog
>>219428374He said Hhhwhat
>>219428385walk through a university area in summer and you'll see plenty worldiesit's legal to walk through the street on a summers day I am committing no crime you have no jurisdiction here
>>219428311knew a lass that lived in Hull and she would get super defensive about it and try and convince people it was a great city in a very adorable way
i want to nap but i don't want to miss all the amazing and witty /brit/ posts!
>>219428427can't be calling birds who you haven't shagged adorable lad, can't be giving it that shagger patter when you're a simp
>>219428415I WAS TALKIN BOUT...POPSICLESYOU PUT...POPSICLES IN YO MOUTH...
>>219421554>>219421554>>219421554NEW
shall be stalking hullmong when he's next in the area
>>219428444*sends you to sleep for a hundred years by forcing you to read a single blogpost from boring bloglord*
real new>>219425383>>219425383>>219425383
>>219428469saying a girl is adorable is hardly "shagger patter" mate
>>219427569*ahem*
haha yeahhhh
shroom dukem is a real piece of CRAPcomes on to my stream and goes on with all that YAP
shall be going down the chippy in approx 1 hour
>>219428425I'm in London so the universities near me are full of browns. Certainly though the undergrads students of unis I've walked through in other cities have some cute girls and twinks. Shame I'm getting too old for that age range. Finding attractive people gets even harder the older you get, especially on this rainy miserable island of inbred freaks that wall out before thirty.
>>219428385Have you ever considered looks aren't everything?
that one singular paki woman on here that always seethes at shagger pattern is making a name for herself
>>219428510he's on hessle road you daft cow
>>219428521fuck would love some fish n chips
Have Jess with the 32F breasts telling me she's very impressed
why does the escort I see keep varying her text message warmth?sometimes she uses lots of x's, but then sometimes she doesn't and just sends an emojiis this normal for women?
I live in central London and there are no proper chip shops here, as far as I am aware
>>219428548you need to be aggressive and forceful when she's being coldit's a challenge
ok lads, i'll make the newyou want anime?
>>219428529They are half the necessary requirements in a partner. Being with someone you do not find sexually attractive is pointless, that's just a friend. I don't get how you are supposed to want to have sex with some of these people I see in relationships. What is the point if I do not desire them? Sure, I accept that if it were long term, we get older, used to each other, attraction of that kind fades, you get elderly and it's more about companionship. But at least until my 50s I want someone that I still find hot. Like I say, you get used, so they will not give you that insane rush of an early relationship. But really, only old age will truly make someone you found attractive, unnattractive. By that point, I don't care and it is, as I've said, compansionship. But at my age now (late 20s) and for the forseeable future? I want someone I WANT to fuck.
this is ridiculous
scream
>>219428636>>219428636>>219428636
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So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
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