monkey edish
second for punch
poo
>>219430814kahteem!
good edition
Fucks sake lads just got to the pub and this is the menu, don't let rorke see he'll blow a fuse
>>219430814hypothetically if a grown man shagged Punch, would he be a nonce?
they should do nudie ice skatingfor charity or summat
leftypol painting his son's room pink
>>219430855nobody wants to see them naked
>>219430873would be jailed here
>>219430814she looks like the real thing she tastes like the real thing
Better at 40yrs old or 20yrs old?
>>219430877i would like to see them naked
>>219430928Left
>>219430855There’s actually some really good videos of that I’ve seen. There’s some videos I’ve lostI wish there was a catalog of every video that ever existed, so I can find it again.
>>219430855what if she's on her periodwhat if she has a dirty bum from doing a big poo 5 seconds before the race
>>219430927thats his MAW
>>21943092820 obviously, who dat?
>>219430965not really a race is itmore of a dance isn't it
rorkes favourite song
would anyone like a glass of sherry?
13
We love punch x
put the heating up too high and now I'm bloody roasting
>>219430996too sweet for me xonly drink sherry and port and christmas anyway x
*throws a spanner into the works*
>>219431022Fucking hell really
>>219430996Oh I would!
>>219430814Poor bullied monke.
beddy bo bo's
having a sleepover with toby tonight :3
>>219431031it's dry x
what I don't know about poo you could write on the back of a postage stamp
>>219430814>>219431055question is, who's rorke and who's leftypol?
>>219431071dry sherry? woke nonsense
>>219431076Mad this
Swaffham mentioned
>>219431082gfberg's been talking like this recently, though thankfully not quite that extremewonder what shite they've all been watching on tiktok
>>219431097Why are they attacking him
>>219431082>how to put off 99% of men in one sentence
Fock's sake, I copped a three-dayer in /sp/ just before the gold medal match in hockey
>Andrew's security team stock up on lager and noodles after driving him home from police station following arrestbritish ale not good enough for him then?
>>219431071how am i meant to drink it if it's dry x
>>219431121ever...?
>>219431082>>219431121Hate to buy into the woman hate thing but 90% will just believe the last thing they're told, especially so if it's said by a man they respect and/or are attracted to
>>219431082Basic white freshman liberalism
>>219431143Madri is British mate
I've just come from all the way over there
>>219430988not an answer to the question though is it
>>219431124The strong hate the weak
>>219431082liberalism is a religion it’s the atheistic conclusion to protestantism
>>219431082don't understand what they mean by trans human rights, it's always more like demanding special treatmentreminds me a bit of how "states' rights" actually means slavery but one sounds better than the other
>>219431165its not an ale is itstupid cunt
>>219431097This is AI isn't it?
>>219431186Baited for this response
>>219431186Stop getting angry over what others buy and worry about losing your virginity, sperg
>>219431188No why would you think that
>>219431127Damn you sure owned her there bro. She's really upset she doesn't get to have sex with a prize like you.
Menwith Hill is mainly staffed by Americans
>>219431186lol you got done
gf has a bigger knob than me
>>219431082she;s right
Honestly mad how anyone actually believed men and women were "equal" which mostly means they think there isn't any psychological differences
>>219431184these people don’t know what rights means. they think it means freedom from all criticism. trans people already have the rights to do practically anything (but groom kids and perv in women’s toilets). they essentially want them to be elevated to the liberal eunuch caste free from all criticism
Someone vocaroo this:You got no love, then you're with the wrong manIt's time to move pon bodyIf you can't get a girl but your best friend canIt's time to move pon body
>>219431186Meltie
madri is brewed in bradford
>>219431206Yawn
Men are not created equal. Men are all equal on Judgement Day before the Lord. But men differ from each other greatly in intellect, temperment and ability.
>>219431224>>219431214>>219431197>>219431193your seething
>>219431216umpenis
>>219431203Don't know...seems too tragic.Fuck, radio is playing the 80s version/cover of Under the Boardwalk, I've been dying to find this fucking movie from the 80s.
men's figure skating is a little bit... gay
>>219430984Smaragda
>>219431250Monkeys are just like little hairy people really aren't they
what did she mean by this
>>219431206CATAPULTED HIM INTO THE STRATOSPHERE
>>219431247My seething?
we /balk/ now
>>219431272baited for this response
*hobbles into the thread*
>>219430814Poor Punch, I hope things improve for him.
>>219430928Both, skatopousta
>>219431270She's drinking and dancing and having sex for the first time because she's 18 years old mate
>>219431281I win
>>219431071this nigga drinking sand
>>219431270She's having a nice time and doesn't want to leave. Stop listening to the pajeets.
>>219431298>she
>>219431270BBC blackings
>>219431270Kind of name is Isabeau?And she obviously means she has had great and fulfilling sexual experiences, but also maybe connecting and having fun with fellow humans
Rorke mate don't you see the billionaires are trying to divide you and the barbarian invaders They're just as British as you
>>219431270getting shagged 7 times a night by muscular olympian chads
a third cuckle brother has hit the thread
>>219430927Luv radiohead me, simple as
>>219430814Punch sex arse
>>219431290Weird, I thought having low estrogen made you Chad
Punch x Moo Deng double-ended sex arse
>>219431332Eejit. What is there to love? How can people love these nland bands like radiohead and the gorillaz? Gran,vrang,grang,vrang,grang all the time. I kiiiiind of get Joy Division, but that's where I draw the limit.
>>219431216be thankful for what you have. i've been a khhv since i was born lad
moo deng mentioned
>>219431290Looks like cyclingmikey
>>219431331>>219429815this is what that exchange was about btw
>>219431371you don't even drive mate
that's not very nice is it
>>219431367I almost regret having sex because it means I now know what touching and kissing a woman is like, and miss it.
Teenagers laugh when they hear my name (Andrew)
women are holes innit
>>219431405What's your middle name?
Canada winning
might buy a barbour jacket and stop dressing like a teenager
>>219431364Luv Joy Division, me
right up the arse
>>219431256eponymo?
>>219431427Jimmy
FRAUDgenic
what is a cuckle brother
>>219431388no idea what im looking at, never seen this extension in my life, never seen this anyway, even though i haven't
>>219431443best song?Shadowplay of course
>>219431453Barron Trump in two years
this would have been hilarious if he'd typed it in scots
>>219431473Hard to say, like them all
>>219431471which I haven't anyway*
>>219431479Class patter that
>>219431372rum thing
it's officialmost of you are retards
need to blow myself up with a bazookamight lop my own head off for a laughim saying i might kill meself me boysmi tink mi gwaan tek mi own lifesuch things as this
>>219431479hes a gay you can tell by the way he types
day 3 of my boring life being soberI can drink again after my jobcentre appointment next friday
>>219431538*gives you a hug*
have watched several hours of curling now and still don't really get it
>>219431529Wonder why that is? Is there any majority demographic differences between this generation and the last?
>>219431529not wrong are theywe're also the brownest generation ever, most incellic, least socially adeptkill us all
>>219430965She can wear a menstrual cup and hopefully it won’t fall out.
any of you lads go to the gym and, if so, then why do you go???
>>219431529I'm millennial and I don't believe this. What nonsense
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enhanced_Gamesthey're finally going to start making the biggest roided freaks possible and give them cocaine injections and stuff
>>219431551*shrugs you off my shoulders*dont touch me or youll catch whatever stupid fucking idiot disease ive got
>>219431587They underperformed on basically every cognitive measure, from basic attention, memory, literacy, numeracy, executive function and general IQ.
gotten into a terrible habit of wanking in bed when i get up on the weekendsits bad for bed hygiene and its a bad start to the day as it zaps some of your vitalityneed to sort it out
right well that's the dinner eaten
>>219431529you did this
>>219431612according to whom?
>>219431612you were quoted in the article lad
>>219431600I had this idea ages ago but I called it the Dopelympics which I think is much betterYou could also have a competition for ex fatties called the Ozempics
4chan is sapping my vitae
>>219431600always suspected you were a sted headthat's you chuffed
that's ityou people have stood in my way long enoughi'm going doing the washing up
>>219431645curriculum status?
>>219431630Dr. Jared Cooney Horvath
>>219431612Oxbridge would be empty then University Challenge would be cancelled
>>219431082she seems great and I support her
>>219431673>Oxbridge would be empty thenFull of chinks and DEI wogs>University Challenge would be cancelledJust autists
Woke is accurately termed as Marxo-Calvinism. It seeks the socialist utopia Marxists speak about, of a raceless, borderless, classless rational society where all material means are equal and no man can claim authority over another, combined with the moral crusading and purity of Calvinism. It has its own versions of original sin, confession, witch hunts, predestination, public displays of being an ally/elect. A civilisation wrecking synthesis. And it has done great havoc. It is no wonder it caught on so rapidly in formerly Calvinist lands (America, Scotland, Netherlands, Germany, Scandinavia).
>>219431639>>I had this idea ages ago but I called it the Dopelympics which I think is much betterparalympics would have shot that down for causing confusion
>>219431639loool>>219431651i wouldn't even know where to buy a drug
Last time I checked University Challenge still asked difficult and obscure questions, and the contestants are young zoomers
Never rubbed my bare ass on things at Tesco's, which I never did anyway, I'm not that type of person which I'm not.
bit drunk u kno
people that take unironic pride in their generation and identify as a “millennial” or “zoomer” are yankified cretins
sup niggas
>>219431715Finally. A good Swede poster.
>>219431447
>>219431713I consider myself a fairly clever man but im lucky to get a couple of questions in an episode
>>219430965you can take the pill and stop menstruation completely. their bodies are used to intense physical training and eating a healthy diet, and they're in tune with and very hyper focused on what's happening with their bodies. their bodies are accustomed to performing. the chance of a random messy poo at a bad time is extremely low, baring illness
Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?
>>219431691Yeah true
>>219431741can't just call everything you hate yankish, rorke
might go watch the charli xcx movie tomorrow
>>219431741It makes Jews laugh seeing goyim group themselves like this
i say we send the SAS in to rescue punch
>>219431744looks like bladee in the back lol
>>219431793No face no case, no face no case
If Punch were a black child, rorke would find his abuse hilarious
>>219431756but even clean poos leave a stain
>>219431774same x
As long as Oxbridge students are still smart, then we'll be OKEverybody else is pretty much just cattle anyway
>>219431770It is entirely an Americanism. Generations are useful for statistical purposes but identifying yourself as a “millennial” and talking about “millennial culture” and “millennial chads” is embarrassing talk. it comes from americans because they have no real ethnic or cultural identity to unite them so try to make one out of the vaguest things. what generation you were born is common. same reason they all larp as “scattish” or “german”. ask people of these generations what their unique culture is and it’s literally just whatever media they consumed en masse.
>>219430853Third time's the charm yeah?
Any father man in
>>219431752
Nothing particularly bad has happened to Punch. He has a good life.
>>219431833there’s a pajeet tier credentialism on /brit/ of wanking off Oxbridge
>>219431756Doesn’t that mess up hormones though?
ate 5k calories today. not sure why i even did that
malakas
Martial Law staring Sammo Hung and Arsenio Hall
>>219431757he said he used to do loads of steroids and had drug induced psychosis and has lived there for 3 years and also has heart problems
>>219431175*christianity as a whole
>>219431837Oh dear rorke...
All that other monkey did was swing him round a few times. Tame stuff for these monkeys
>>219431864>t. rustlers group uni
>>219431862>no goy look the other waywe're onto you
>>219431783>lez do dishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7tNlPiROyw
If there's no God anything is permitted
>>219431453Mr Incredible
>>219431757that's the legend
>>219431886>AIs helping humans sound more human through the power of AIthere's a profound statement to be made here but im not clever enough to make it
>>219431889Well there's another video where he gets gangraped but I can't post that one can I
Sir Antonia Romeo
>>219431864you were just saying that zoomers were getting dumber. that clearly isn't the case among the best and brightest (like it or not, that's what Oxbridge students are)
>>219431880What's his name? Thanks
>>219431867easy there palikari
anyone in Manchester wanna tell me if it's still raining? cheers x
>>219431866
£5 says that girl who runs the weirdmedieval twitter account is lurking here right now
sorry leftypol we tested the IQ of every zoomer in the world its over
wifey
>>219431923wasn’t me that posted that don’t care about “zoomers”. just saying that on /brit/ a lot of people worship oxbridge.
>>219431926idk some other lad posts his videos
in her pre coke days
>I can't hit my protein14 THOUSAND DEAD BABY RATS
it does sadden me beings, whether they are animals or humans being horrible to each othergenuinely keeps me up at night sometimes thinking about it
>>219431960is that Charli XXL
>>219431960Henry the 7 and 3/4
Remember that lad with the thiago silva top at glasto
>>219431978imagine all the suffering going on right now
>>219431992no
>>219431818no they don't. and they likely aren't even having a poo before performing anyways, it just not how things work
>>219431979scream
>>219431946can't outlift a shit diet mate
mental yanks go about calling themselves german and scottish and irish and italian when they all live in the same 1980s built suburb off an interstate in colorado
>>219431979pscr
>>219431793benny reichwald is just a zoolander fan at heart
>>219431978want to hug Punch and tell him everything will be ok and feed him a few narners and give him a comfy blanky
>>219431978if you were a monkey they would be slapping you around as welluseless cunt you are
>>219431958worship is a strong word. it's fully justified to admire oxbridge and their alumni
my fridge keeps making weird noises it's driving me fucking NUTS
>>219431665completed the washing upthank you for your patience during this time
How does androgenic recover from this
godspeed, punch
>>219432027um x
>>219432012>mental yanks go about calling themselves german and scottish and irish and italiando theythink that's an outdated meme nowmuch more common to hear spics rattle on about being spics, or chinks or vietnamese or koreans rattle on about being 'azn' or summat
>>219432048It's staged you goy
gagging for a big fat poogot one on the way thankfully
>>219431473That's a Rory Gallagher song
Would happily give Punch my narner
Basketball should be more popular in England.
Da Jooz
eating some eggs for tea
the social pyramin in every society:1. elite criminals2. elite3. normal people4. petty criminals
>>219431639>You could also have a competition for ex fatties called the OzempicsKek
>>219432061i dont think they do noi see far more instances of irish people and scottish people moaning about how its all americans talk about and why its problematic and how little they care and so on much much much more often than i ever see americans actually engage in these behavioursand if i do see americans say things like that it's only because of irish and scottish people amplifying it with their moaning and their whinging
i haven't finished talking about braceface
>>219432048it's over for him. bro has negative aura now
wonder what diegos up to right now
>>219432124it makes us feel relevant
>>219431997i wake up at 3 in the morning thinking about this or about something mad like the world wars and the sheer amount of carnage
>>219431865it temporarily changes your hormones, not "mess them up". you can train and even perform wearing tampons especially if your period is light but why risk it for such a major, exceptional event especially when you're being televised
>>219432133
sick of my heinous pitiful incel nigger life
Anglo-Saxon civilisation will only become great again when we return to the Word of Jesus Christ.
>>219432124>people moaning
>>219432164oh shut up you hysterical worm
>>219432079yeah kind of but not really
Danni Wells was the most beautiful woman ever to grace Page 3. It's a shame she's not as remembered as the oddly-prudish Lucy Pinder.
>>219432180How old are you?What is your height and weight?
>>219432152haha
>>219432164Jesus christ was a 4 foot jewish carpetenter. Hes not the son of god because god's not real. The bible is a work of fiction. Grow up.
>is that a no?Do it for free narc b*tch
drink white winekeeps you thin and sexy adn drunk
mum once again asking me when i'm getting a nice girlfriend or boyfriend in front of the whole extended family
Remember the Egyptian bot from this time last year, that was strange
>>219432164The Cross of St Cuthbert is a more suitable symbol
>>219432152genuinely cant even comprehend suffering happening to anyone apart from me its like hearing about it in a film or TV programme
>>219432221not a fan of wine me
>>219432222Still living with the parent, then? Lmao
never hear anything about tim henman these days
>>219432180Why do you say Lucy Pinder was prudish?Also, this bitch has exposed upper eyelids, which is a big failo, and also kind of a round jaw. Maybe post pictures of her in her prime.
Watched Garth Marenghi's Darkplace and that black fella is very funny
>>219432170not an argument>>219432210He was taller than 4 foot. The Jews of today are not the same as the ones back then. And God is real. Anything else>>219432233Nice
>>219432249Th'raped
don't think that happened.
>>219432249didn't your parents abandon you to be molested LOL
>>219432249
>>219432254yeah hes good hope he isn't in every single comedy panel show until the heat death of the universe
>>219432266Wrecked your little ass janny boy, go report that..
>>219432263it didcousin who's 5 years my junior is getting married in summer
>>219432254you should watch IT Crowd next
>>219432267the fuck is that even
doesn't make sense that god would make his son belong to the most terrible, heinous group of people on earthseems a bit too much of a cohen-cidence if you ask me
>>219432254Matt Berry is white
>>219432304>doesn't make sense that god would make his son belong to the most terrible, heinous group of people on earthThe Irish?
>>219432289sorry i just don't believe it. seems too rude
>>219432305very good
>>219432305think he means that speccy mulatto
garlic and tomato bread from the pakislopshop is always good after a few beveraginos
Should I drink beer even though I feel depressed?
school girl socks
>>219432254Darkplace sends some of the posters here into a melty
>>219432333is it true glasgow's full o' speccy bames?
done nothing all day. i woke up at 6am then again at 8am then had toast and watched frasier then made a big fuck off pancake with blue berries then went back to bed with my headphones on and woke up again at 4pm, wasted time on the computer before making dinner in the airfryer and now im here
>>219432299a beautiful and valid transwoman
It's cool that other people have emotions. They need them because they're biological animals and it helps them stay in touch with themselves. Not me, though
remember when trump had that big meltie about greenland and then suddenly stopped, what was that about
>>219432368The Raped
>>219432305Thank you, that was great
>>219432304The Jews weren’t the same people as they were back then. Hadrian destroyed their temple then the Pharisees compiled the Talmud 5 centuries later in Arabia. Medina was a Jewish city at first. Today they are mongrels larping as an Iron Age People.If you also read the Gospel you will find Christ telling the Jews repeatedly how evil they are being, how they are mockin God, how they are scoundrels and hypocrites, and then they put him to death. Lying to Pilate (who found him innocent), because Jesus refused to renounce his claims to the Jewish high priest. He was then mocked being called “King of the Jews” on the cross.
>>219432362what'd you have for tea lad
>>219432374art of the shart
>>219432365if you want to be an ally it's trans woman with a space :)
>>219432374was just part of his plan to encourage nato members to pay more of their share.
Do you fancy a pint, Alex? I'm going to turn up anyway
>>219432374his viziers distracted him with Iran and tariff shit
>>219432365well it's not a pretty one
Be honest, how many you would believe Jesus if he were born now in Israel?
>>219432417nah im good
make the new, rorke.
>>219432391just put a bunch of left overs on a flat bread
>>219432447How would we know it was Him?
well that's a bloke getting his arse split open by three penises at once
>>219432399didnt ask tranny
>>219432417Who's Alex?
>>219432456Katy's first love
am not making the new
>just put a bunch of left overs on a flat bread
>>219432471:)
>>219432472Alex a lotta pussy mate
>Alexkek imallexx bashing her head in with a brick
>>219432508>>219432508>>219432508
NEW>>219432514>>219432514>>219432514
mad how there are tons of nonces who will never be caught because they just stay home walking their little willies to legal porn
right well that just is not on is it, two bloody news
>>219432547The choice is simple.
