Algernon Newton edition
Hier kommt Alex
Yeah I'll be using the British newHaven't had a drink in 4 days
might just go for a nap
>>219432537thirsty?
>>219432514ALGERIA MENTIONED
>might just go for a nap
posting in this one
tomorrow at tesco i'm going to buy some potato croquettes
>>219432643bet this was really funny when you thought about it in your head
my thrussey wet
Have a social event tomorrow with people I don't know
reformreclaimrecycle
the new 'pullhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhtyvk2kTfY
tung tung tung sahur
>>219432537Nearing 200 me x
before they launch the rocket they dump a load of water onto the padhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShRa2RG2KDI&t=577s
>>219436132you should try doing what I do
on the rekt threads
Tell the people to be sure to keep the Spirit of the Lord and follow it, and it will lead them just right.
the "grounding technique" Look at 5 things you can see.Listen for 4 distinct sounds (and label them as "random," not "directed").Touch 3 textures (your shirt, the wall, the desk).Smell 2 things.Take 1 deep breath.
watched Small Prophets and don't believe a cutie Indian girl would hang out with a middle aged weirdo
>>219436176any good clips?
Foreigners get to know about Rightmove but not Zoopla or OnTheMarket.
28th for Osaka
did we ever get to find out what ratm were killing in the name of
>>219436168>*Clicks on trans*
what exactly does hard-to-staff areas mean?
>>219436205was looking for that one where the woman using the leg machine at the gym gets her leg folded the wrong way. couldn't find it
>>219436235Poor areas filled with chavs and wogs
>>219436237oh those ones are grim, a lot of the gym ones are
>>219436175love this retard
horse
>>219436235use the power of rorkism to divine it
>>219436259this is what heaven looks like
>>219436257redpill me on pregnant bill gates
>>219436259no more horses horses we're gonna swim like a fish
polite mister in the back horny rorke in the front
>>219436284
>>219436302um
>>219436284Maybe it suggests he's had a bite to eat
>>219436302how can you tell he's horny?
the nightly dose of decline pornhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d1ZfO7-9kA
>>219436259Better looking than most women near me
>>219436175wish an eddie stobart lorry ploughed through the car just then
>>219436325BECAUSE I JUST AM
the Sagrada has attained it's maximum height of 171 metres
whats all this horsing around then!?
rorke on endz wit that UMP-45
>>219436326so this is why my bus never turned up earlier
>>219436339'oss in a coat
whats all this horning around then??
>>219436259Those horses are thin and unsexy
well that fallout show was a load of shite
>>219436353*pulls a brick out of the bottom*>>219436382year of the 'oss innit
>>219436424
Rorke flash banging his team at long A
What caused this?
did you know that jenga actually means to build?
>>219436451Jews
the mother of my toil crush messaged me on linkedin to ask about my cheesecake recipe(brought cheesecake to the office a few times and apparently toil crush loved it)
>>219436451wow cool ai FOY
bad day for leftypol
I'm an audiophileI molest music instead of children
>>219436481ok so share the recipe thenwith us I mean
>>219436481sounds like the perfect person to wingwoman for you
Pro working class leftypol demanding working classes must pay for barbarians to invade the country, rape, and rob people
>>219436511>RNoh great who are these chucklefucks, Repair Nation?
real niggas (go back home to Africa)
>>219436481I was once walking home after work with my toil crush and her mum pulled up and offered us a lift. She said to her mum she was fine walking and I immediately started thinking about our wedding
in bed, bum outx
2 hours on the phone with rorkeypops1.5 hours phonetoil with mumbergthats my saturday
>>219436569*Introduces camel spider*
>>219436481Haha I know who you are
tarq-rorke is not gonna like his>German publishing group that supports a united Europe launches bid to buy The Telegraphhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15580439/German-group-employees-support-united-Europe-buy-Telegraph.html
got teminator 3 onnowt else to do is there
>>219436601I think boriswave broke the Brexit spirit
Listening to British 80s punk, more specifically d-beat. More specifically discharge, more specifically, their ep ‘why’
>>219436595why do you like spiders?
>>219436623Do police horses get good wages
>>219436623always wondered how police horses are so massive
>>219436623rorke and leftypol's big day out
>>219436644nay
>>219436619good band
The EU is basically a German empire
>>219436647eat their oats
>>219436623what i dont get about this is that it looks like an overcast day but it was in fact pissing it down. something's not right
Meet Trooper - one of the UK's largest police horses!The latest addition to Greater Manchester Police's Tactical Mounted Unit, marking a significant milestone in its 50-year history, is the largest horse ever to be enlisted.The 10-year-old horse stands at 18.2 hands from the ground to his shoulders, which is the standard method of measuring horses. This height is approximately 1.85 meters or over 6 feet tall.
>>219436682would love to see him trample leftypols to death
>>219436672The Englishman: In Scotland you eat oats, in England we feed them to horses The Scotsman: And that is why English horses and Scottish men are the best in the world!
>>219436557Ask her out then dummy
>>219436682get him to the gluemakers
>working class terrorists destroying my area and scaring Tarquin awayhow do we stop them lads
>>219436716
>>219436644hay
>>219436722business idea, rename it to israelington
Rorke getting ambushed in greggs
>>219436682wtf im 6 feet tall
>>219436748rorke goes poundbake doesnt he?
>>219436748Rorke fighting off 300 ninjas in Greggs
>>219436772get that hideous skank out of here
rorke asking the cashier who greg is
>>219436797middle clears
>>219436797That’s more like it
>>219436797what posting yanks instead?
>>219436810Left is the only golden blue.
greggs renaming itself to rorkes after the civil war
adore russian asmr girlshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1bD2e3ZkaA
>Only one day left for the Winter Olympicswill you miss it gents?
>>219436772buy an ad
Why is leftypol seething so hard about ai
they're all beautiful rorke
>>219436847he's a habitual seether
>>219436843posting (british) slags is /brit/ culture
>>219436841yeah surprised how much i've gotten into it
>>219436841no im bitter and resentful about all these beautiful successful young people
>>219436847economically disastrousenvironmentally disastrousartistically disastrous
>>219436871screaming bet they were practicing all winter in their little sleighs only to bugger it up
done a very dry sunday poo
genuinely where and how did the slang "leng" start in britain? is it cantonese? or some weird african slang? genuinely curious, hope someone here can fill me in.
also it raises gpu prices
>>219436847better question is why does rorke love it
>>219436868shes gross mate
>>219436871black helmet got sent flying
>>219436911it's from hp lovecraftthere's flesh under leng
do toilers really
>>219436907
>>219436871look at the lil fella still in teh shuttle going down he doesnt care
in mousey's mind he is that viral Jap macaquenot that he identifies with himhe thinks he actually IS him
>>219436871haha silly timmies
>>219436886>economically disastrousonly for artists, many of whom are drawing gay, furry, lgbtq shit anyways>environmentally disastrousone AI can do the work of a 100 artists in 5 minutes, how much energy do those artists consume drawing shit for hours and hours on their tablets? >artistically disastrousit will get to a point of being indistinguishable from real art so not really
fuck off yank
fruits and veggies down the hatch x
>>219436946hes probably thinking hell go faster without those other three weighing him down stupid yank
>>219436937I am reminded from a horrifying gif I say on /b/ years ago of some athlete skiier who had his entrails ripped out from colliding with something at like 70-80-90 mph.He was still awake and active for a few seconds before realising he was seconds from death and you saw a brief instant of realisation but for his demise.It stuck with me.
>>219436957you are chinese
again with the seething leftypol, cmon, stop seething! haha
>>219436972you should be sectioned
>>219436932Vegans fart incessantly because veganism causes dysbiosis from all the fiber
>>219436973early contender for post of the year this
The Floreana giant tortoise (Chelonoidis niger niger) has returned to the Galapagos lads
>lunch time at toil>all the blokes get a nice fucking kebab>the bloody women all get salads, including the fat oneswhat's wrong with them
>>219436972haha! [agreeing with you]. i understand what you are talking about, [acting like it knows what you mean]. [yes man statement]. [very cool. want to keep up this conversation?] AI is a fraud. a FRAUD
not opening that
>>219437020
>>219437020holy mother of UM
>>219437014handsome devil
>>219437020NEED her to start dating a black guy ASAP
just missed it
Canadaanon (female) kissu
what was it
>>219437028Please do not post this. It is a fake image of urban decline. You are feeding into harmful stereotypes that stoke division between our communities.
>>219437055you in a thong
>>219437046>>219437055wafflewigger getting BTFO and posting tranny porn, posting RB content on his yank flag (AKA no VPN). its his entire life in one sentence
>>219437030me in all conversations (i dont know much things)
>>219437055bloke riding a dildo with a ribbon round his willy
>>219437046>>219437055that faggot f1nn5ter bouncing up and down on a dildo he looks like a fellasounds like a fellaprobably smells like a fellaand yet supposedly straight men love him
had an excellent sneeze
>>219437046from the thumbnail it looked like a mentally-ill bloke with a ribbon on his cock possibly sitting on a fake penis
speaking of smells I smell some weird pollen/honey smell again on my fingers. trying to figure out what it is so that i can smell like a juicy honeycomb (for women, I aint gay for human males)
think about how satisfying it'd be to bash that faggot's skull in
>>219437084>.<
>>219437081like you wouldn’t
>ribbon on h[...] cock
>>219437096You'd be a lot calmer if you just sucked a dick
>>219437104seething little retard freak. do yourself in
>>219437118you'd be a lot less faggy if you were dead
seething little shitlump
>>219437104
oh no
>>219437116you said you were going bed 2-3 hours ago >>219437130based formidable trvthnXVIkkker. and FUCK niggers
fuck off yanks you can call each other gay in your own threads
and there he is before the post cd even reset seething little pakichink
Does that even feel good? Looks like it would be really sore
they spam their disgusting shite and show off their mental illness and then cry about how evil people who give them a bashing are
>>219437141I just saved ariana surprised reaction image from other posters..
>>219436911people say that it came from cantonese which would make sense but I still feel like it's actually jamaicanthere's just more jamaicans in the uk and I don't see how a cantonese word would become common slang
toby how did you do in capricorn cupi won with suzuka bakushin and kingu
only spread words of hope and love and kindness me
thinking about going to bed
dont even enjoy wanking anymore
I have 26 days off a year.Is this above/below/equal to average lads? There's a fucker at my company who gets every single Friday off.Literally every single one.
>>219437194>>>/int/cum
>>219437199can I join you?
>>219437171>>219437194you get 0 replies
>>219437216:) yes
>>219437194this is nice x
anyone seen the orlando asian mogger recently
toby you CANNOT POST THAT
>>219437211isn't 27 statutory after a certain time? that's what we get but we can buy up to 10 more and our hours are fully flexible so you could have every friday off if you want as long as you work the hours elsewhere
sazuka awooga
I NEED to fuck (my) soulmate suzuka
ghost arse aroma in my living room might get some candles lit
>>219437260corrr could go for a rollie and a nescafe gold
Ratajkowski still has the best body on the planet. Insane
>>219437275ugly
>>219437244I sometimes forget a lot of beaches dont have sand, but instead rocks or gravel
>>219436912What does
not joking if you randomly found yorself in some absurd situation would you salute hitler or would you try to be all edgy
america what a placehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOugiTOkldo
>>219437301nah + youre a yankee so whatever
>>219437313obviously I'd salute the fuhrer wtf
>>219437301yeah peng
>>219437326>poo holes
never open any lust inducing images. it not holy
mates have absolutely zero respect for methey see me as a complete nobody with no friends (they are the only ones), women, or hobbies
>>219437312don't worry about it my sweet prince
not sure if you heard me before canadaanon but day 6 I put the recycling out, binned some plastic bottles to counter doing that, cleaned up some fibregrass on my floor (which cut my feet up yesterday), and desu saved (again) some plastic bits because i think long plastic rectangles will probably, maybe, be useful for something. its probably easy to screw into them or something like that. i have some (probably steel) metal the same and im definitely keeping that
>>219437356FONT
Don Draper
Hitler wasn't nearly as bad as they say but you still wouldn't want to live in Nazi Germany
>>219437357OkYay <3
the 1 reply that all the >1 yanks got in this thread, were a link to >>>/cum/ reply. barring those, they have gotten no replies. and yet they still post. this about that whether you have them filtered or not
>>219437365
toby
>>219437351Where you from cuz
>>219437383:3 have a great night
we shold help the poor and feed the needy
>>219437396He's from America
>>219437382reckon telling people how to feel or what to want is a nazi thing>>219437392more tomorrow. and today i wanted to get a gf. tomorrow I will want a gf too!I will find one
why did you have fibreglass on your floor though
>>219437405that's woke and not based
>>219437396Philadelphia originally
>>219437415inshallah you find one
Insane how fast /brit/ used to be Not like this shit
>>219437416had a bunch of TVs to dismantle and a hammer and I know i probably wont get the chance more, so I smashed everything with a hammer its a good thing I waited so long to clean this class of rubbish though because I know what parts I want to hold on to. also you know its those yellow (tape) square things, they are wrapped in yellow tape and square. probably a ferro magnet around them NOT a trashformer
any low tier normies in
>>219437445/brit/ is not even 10% of what it used to be
>>219437408You getting smart with me boy?
I've retired from public life
>>219437457*raises ltn claws
You’re garbageAnd you know it
>>219437445that's what the site collapsing then months of nonce spam and zero moderation and insane captchas does
you can send i.e. .PDF files over fax, even without a fax machine. you can do it on home server (Windows) on your own machine and transfer pages that way. so im just wondering why this isnt how magazines work (or used to work). you call the number, get a magazine (all of the files open on your computer). I thought about security ("free broadcasting the files on line for people to call in to," like BBS I guess) and that lead me into having to pay for a "subscription" where your number was allowed to dial and get the file, or your number was on the list and you get each release of the file. but I didnt even ask AI about it as I wouldnt want to make a newsletter (might be interesting to hijack a moderm to transfer to the neighbourhood, but id want mine to be secure from anyne hacking me)
>>219437465you were fired more like
william f buckley such a dishonest crook. are fulton does great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZwcU4EfJYM
>>219437526>>>/int/cum
>>219437526I don’t care
fax machines travel in the same hz (mhz) as the human hearing range. the rest is typically "trimmed" to save bandwidth. i think it starts at 6mhz, goes to 30 or 300. 6mhz is very permissable, I think. it is I THINK used by military submarines and the like. because it is not blocked by the sea or earth. that doesnt make sense
>>219437526foy
>>219437445Only ever visit /brit/ at certain times since ziedy is another level of mental illness compared to the usual, simply shan't be dealing with his spamming
>>219437526Now listen here you lispy little queer
A Thai masseuse who has stopped accepting male customers after she was bombarded with requests for sexual services and "dirty pictures" has gone to the Gardai.Yosita Fitzpatrick set up Connemara Thai Massage in Letterfrack, a small rural village in Galway, Ireland in October.But the qualified massage therapist has been inundated with calls and messages enquiring about "happy endings" and has started reporting the communications to the Gardai.The masseuse said creepy men have also sent her pictures of their genitals in addition to asking about the services she provides.Yosita revealed that she continues to receive sexual requests "daily."
>>219437526for me itshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnoCHlybAnU
big more aggy in here than normal
>>219437548she stole our hearts away >>219437547>>219437541>>219437529rent free
fax is actually 300hz to 3300hz. hopefully I do not remember that military submarines at 6mhz (chatGPT told me). that shit isnt even blockd by earth. chatGPT said that if you put that signal into ground, you could put an earth into the ground 3 miles away and hear it (weird if at all, any distance). maybe that is the one that bounces off the iospheere
how is /gf2026/ going ladsI needn't remind you it's almost one sixth over.
>>219437578fuck off yank
>>219437599Still think this is my year >>219437600Find God
>>219437599gave up on that. too fat, too lazy and too medicated for a gf
>>219437599boring (You)-farming post
>>219437548she's so cute i love her
are enochhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN6sTBSAp-A
>>219437599not good. still obsessed with her (every day and every night)
>>219437599written it off alreadyplanning project gf 2027 now
>>219437620i'll watch this next not interested in the LSD one
want to go to bed but there is a girl outside going EEK EEK EEK
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d1ZfO7-9kA
now that the tranny has left, lads, I want to tell you the cheesy pizzas go hard with the chicken tikka breast chunks from iceland and it tastes a lot like a takeaway pizza. they are fatty enough that it builds ontop of the pizza with all that sauce, works really well. anyone except the yanks are free to use this
might come out in favour of something
mental how i have literal depression but just go about my day anyway
>>219437671boris johnson sends his regards
>>219437697Advise against this until Tuesday or Wednesday
mntal that the yank keeps replying to people, trying to talk to them
>>219437720Gary Cooper
>>219437739Just wait until Tuesday or Wednesday you can reply to me later
>>219437599what kind of name is Nagah Ezaldein
cant wait for my bedding to dry so i can put it on the bed and go to sleep and hopefully never wake up
an aeroplane? oh wait you mean a sky boat
Sonya Zoloeva
it's like im the last western gentleman
want to go to sleep but there are girls in the hallway going EEK EEK NYOOM
>>219437783sc
woman on the right was the fat character in the 2000s
there should be a client for free software and you run free software through it to mine crypto on your computer, and it pays the developers. if you disagree you are a bum
cornwall posting arianas again
>>219437831sexo
>>219437812i hated this film
today's dinner x
Coconut water makes me feel good
>>219437777Sexy
just the one ariana actually
if you filter people on 4chan (people /or/ belgwigger / clogwog) then if you was also Chinese you wouldve supported the great firewall, you wouldve clapped. and so would I if I had to share an ethnicity with Indonesians
>>219437864peng
>>219437864poo on a plate
so this Rupert Lowe fella, actually any good or just another Israel dickrider?
watched zoolander todayfunny
really disappointed that the stuff I see with my eyes closed isnt the blood inside my eyelids which is just blue and I can still see it on the black background because dark is black
>>219437905he wants to ban kosher
>>219437905what does a small vulnerable country in the middle east have to do with anything?
Had a dream my creatine gummies looked like little gummy worms or crescent moons kind of, I thought that was really neat
oh it's you
>>219437923https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A
if you forced visual snow onto someone with electric in their brain or something, what you would really be doing as a matter of fact be in a way overlaying another dimension over their FOV
>what does a small vulnerable country in the middle east have to do with anything?
get the new made
>>219437956this guy banks. and takes out terrorism insurance in the middle of New York for his brand new two towers which arent sustainable/profitable
pooing shit from my obese willy
I didn't do anythingokay?
>>219437992>>219437992
mousessad
>>219437928so he might actually be a good one aye?
>>219437987lick
