The Scouse Ranger edish
act like an foden think like a deigo
time to invest in iran
Everything will be fine.
>>219434295>>>/int/cum
>howling>37 year old unc watching capeshit at his desk with his goyslop and trinkets
your curling team is literally crying rn. poor guys
gonna watch the fights and root for the person with lighter skin each time
/BRiT/
kissu
brutally hairline mogged by this lad on 1% club
>Woman loses all her limbs 'after being licked by a dog' in devastating case of sepsis that caused her heart to stop six times in intensive caredogs should all be put down
>>219434305ktim
need to stop clenching my arse
>dogs should all be put down
>>219434313Not really sure how Scots invented this niche sport but are shit at it
>>219434305doesnt look a day over 17
>>219434329you down masjid tomorrow bruv?
is that canadian curler still doing his double fingering thing
>>219434359>talmagewhat the fuck is that
>>219434359>Talmagebizarre name
>>219434367rich evans
got the 1% question right :)
>tfw pointing to the r/UKPersonalFinance flowchart with the protogf as I try to convince her I can provide a good life for her and she isn't having any of itwho knows this feel?
>>219434359Looks like Bishop from Aliens
There was a curling club in my town growing up, went there with school but didn't join some of the other lads who went there after school for weekly practice
mad how shit every chuck norris film is
>>219434367
erm, hinobody cool was in the thread today anyways
practising my gaslighting
>>219434398somewhatgfberg is scared of looking at finances and tiktok has convinced her that it's impossible for anyone under the age of 40 to buy a house
>>219434419get a life man
>>219434348they're not though. i don't know anything about it but obviously they're good. apparently it was a very close game
>>219434407is it fun
my diary also includes sunrise/set times, conversion tables, dates of holidays and other events, currencies, and some accounting pages which i won't use
>>219434435you are way too far gone, and im not gonna explain that to you. because you are too far gone, not worth it
>>219434372yes he'll be doing it to your mom later tonight
>>219434459Can't mind must've been about 15 years ago
>>219434465where did you get it
>>219434467you're a trans
temples recedingtiredfartingdefeated
>>219434465s-sounds expensive
>>219434434the average person under 40 cannot buy a houseso she's correct in her fears perhaps your head is just in the sand
>>219434508£3>>219434488tgjones
>>219434398her finance flowchart is to marry a bloke and take 50% of his savings in the divorce, rinse and repeat
>>219434521screaming my tiny fucking head off
two replies from heatherpedo and ziedbelg. yuck
Flippin sick of my shit hole townI used to rent in a really nice townNow I own in a shit hole town because its all I could afford
Woe to youO earth and seaFor the Devil sends the Beast with wrathBecause he knows that time is short
>>219434577wtf
>>219434513Bizarre response quite frankly, you have a feminine brainBeing unable to currently doesn't mean it's impossible with financial planning
>>219434577i've fucked it againmaybe 2027 will be my year
>>219434577been sober and trying my best every day for all of it x
racoon girl performed to pinkpantheress
On the hard stuff (coke zero)
>>219434392>howls with laughter, peaking every microphone regardless of noise filters
any big fat bastard here?
>>219434577fuck my gay incel life
why financially plan for anything when a bus could hit you tomorrowspend now, live in the moment now, tomorrow is an illusion
>>219434635Sweden mentioned
>>219434606it's not impossible obviously you could be born into wealth or get lucky or just do better than the vast majority of peoplebut it's not unreasonable to expect less than perfect returns on your lifewhy should you or i or your girlfriend expect better than the average person
all I've done so far this year is get fatter, older, balder
they're ERPing again
>>219434537sup crodieremember when u spent valentines day alone again LOL
>>219434715s
>>219434635tummy police
>>219434688>it's not impossibleGlad you agree>why should you or i or your girlfriend expect better than the average personBecause we can be better than the average person? Are you dense? Hope you come to realise how much your copes are fucking up your life
>>219434728that's a fridge you'd buy at currys hun
Should I buy a flamethrower attachment for my rifle? It’s on sale for $369
Spotted this specimen trying to dance the other week. He stopped when he saw us laughing.
i hate you brit fags
Lush.
>>219434715done him
dude sweeden lmao
>>219434688>it's not impossible obviously you could be born into wealth or get lucky or just do better than the vast majority of peopleyeah or just have a career and not spend like a fucking retard>but it's not unreasonable to expect less than perfect returns on your lifenothing statement>why should you or i or your girlfriend expect better than the average persondo you sit around expecting? try actually being an agent in your own life you incellic scrote
>>219434738my life is finei'm aware that people outside of my life existare you?
tummy policearrest this manhe wobbles when he walkshis gut is enormoushe's like a human marshmallow
Business idea get rid of non aryans
The Earl of Cheadle
rorke on the right, leftypol on the the left
>>219434513i'm white (portuguese) under 40 and can afford a house
>>219434755please dont body shame it's very triggering to some of us
>>219434759i don't really think about italians
radiohead creep confectionary-themed parody:i'm a peepi'm a candy
>>219434764Yeah? What you want
onwards, to bed
rorke struggling with the concept of averages againyeah why don't we all just earn 150k a year bro
>Someone may get too caught up in the idea that her parents gave her away or in the various lives of the villagers, but keep in mind, she's almost 12 when she is married off and has her first child within a year. So by the time she is stumbling through the wilderness with her 4 year-old and second infant, she's only 16, when it seems as if she is a wizened older woman. That just didn't work for me. You're still a child despite how many children you have produced.Americans literally believe maturity is a number and not accumulated life experience. This is what they think because they live in a Disney society.
>>219434794Yes.
>>219434815trigger you to step on a treadmill for once?
>>219434816
i'd like that finnish lad to know that i didnt read a single word of that
>>219434837You're the one who brought up averages for no good reasonThink you saw a suggestion that someone might use financial planning to better their own life and it gave you a twinge of dread and life-panic
a pineapple house? wait a minute..
>>219434818ktwm
extreme psychosis imagery
suomi :D
>>219434824I want a perfect brownieI want a perfect scone
leftypol aghast that someone might consider cutting down on discretionary spending for long term goals
>>2194347560 replies
can a nigga
toilfu has a new job but hasn't left yet. need her gone pronto so i can finally stop thinking about her every hour of every day
>>219434931I'm leftypol and I'm tight as shit
thinkin' bout those tapirs
>>219434910example?
why are you always so MEAN i'm always nice to you
>>219434946make her a cup of tea but cum in it before giving it to her
>>219434757Makes me feel a bit sad that
>>219434837How much do you earn? I'm on £50k at 30 and I own a houseDidn't receive any help from family or inheritance
>>219434928Pink Floyd heh
>>219434954>>219434872
>>219434948right but enough of your grindr bio
>>219434972no
>>219434931just earn an average wage and pay your rent and save for a mortgage and save for your retirement and save for your kids education broit's easy
too many bizarre posts to mention them all
>>219434946make her a cup of tea and cum in it after giving it to her
>>219434993Yes that is all very easy
it's cowboy kent time
>>219434989:3c silly billy
>>219434632how have you managed to stay sober
>>219434992Well it fits the chorus of dirty womanhttps://youtu.be/F2RS5yKhhtc?dmPcr2SPR3sa0Hj9
>>219435012sovl
https://youtu.be/qLrnkK2YEcEAre you sure, T?
>>219435012kent isnt in america
>>219435003
>just earn an average wage and pay your rent and save for a mortgage and save for your retirement and save for your kids education bromental how some of you lot consider this unattainable loooolget off tiktok for FUCK sake
>>219435010presumably you'd be happy to pay more taxes then
>>219434807In Minecraft?
Anyone who shaves do you just wash the shavings down the sink? Feel like it's only a matter of time before the sink gets blocked
radiohead creep car-themed parody:i'm a jeepi'm a peugeot
>>219434807
gutted we lost the curling
>>219435042what kids senpai
>>219435034rannyhazoo let's have a new
business idea: hire an interior designer and give her a moodboard but it's just this picture
>>219435051Why would you presume that?
I’ll curl one out now
>>219435067scream
leftypol desperate to be killed by muslims
>>219435069Get off your botnet spaki
>>219435076she has pierced teeth?
Ah yes, tapping.A sign of madness
>>219435100that ugly arse architecture in the background is just chef's kiss
>>219435071does the apocalyptic motif have any deeper meaning? are you retiring?
gentlemen, your olympic cock sleeve champion
you ever see a british asian that actually is british and isn't just a westernised indian person with a british accent but is actually fully like mentally britishdo you know what I mean
is there a polite way to ask a girl with a nose ring and tongue piercing etc if they have a fanny piercing
>>219435093alri that tech nerd from that one episode
Spaino just knocked the ball into a dangerous area and it somehow bounced in. He can't believe his luck.
>>219435130
>>219435076Something about this tart really puts me off, probably the fucked up trim and god awful piercing
>>219435042the thing is they're acting like it has to be the whole focus of your life when really it's just something going on in the background which you don't even need to think about too much except for big decisions
>>219435067I want a perfect AudiI want a KIA Soul
get it launched
>>219435129it's like how in elden ring you have to burn the erdtree to proceed
>>219435128tis peng
>>219435147episode of what
>>219435137um how old is she
>>219435145just ask them what piercings they haveif they dont tell you then it's rude to ask
>>219435176yookayesque
>>219435143https://www.instagram.com/reel/DURjyAMkk4O/
*bokess*
>>219435180frasier you dunce
please god i just need to win the lotto hotpicks once
>>219434928>>219435166very good
>>219435076love her hair wish mine was like that
Hate you too x
I don't know I was really drunk at the time
>>219435200this is what i'm talking aboutthat's fully just a british person to me even though he's asian
>>219435200stop ignoring me.
dont actually want to do anything, feel no pleasure tbqh
where can i get fish and chips in the UK
right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koU01Ah_MrY
>>219435235ignoring what? you haven't said anything engaging
>>219435240There's a cumswapping joke somewhere there but cannae be arsed
fuck offbye
looks like a fun jobhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDfzdd166Fs
>>219435239anywhere
We're all in here>>https://www.frasieronline.co.uk/>>https://www.frasieronline.co.uk/>>https://www.frasieronline.co.uk/
i am slightly famous in brazil
>>219435076
simply adore the taste of blood
>>219435265>cannae be arsedunlike foden!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7MaKmKJqoc
>>219435277Very good! I love /brit/
My entire city has been taken over by indians. How many of these fuckers are there?
semen LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNX46GThcrY
haven't seen a fodenbunny in a hot minute
Video game developers: not every gamer is sitting six inches away from their screen. Some of us game in our living rooms where the TV is several meters away from where we're sitting. Please include the option to enlarge onscreen text.
>>219435331Sounds like you need glasses honestly
when did black people stop doing their hair like this
>>219435309do you ever tell your mates that this is what you do with your time?
>>219435343you need dickhead removal cream
>>219435367>mates
>>219435367mates..? you met this guy?
>>219435375Rude>>219435353Chain gang is a banger
off to bed in the next 10 minutes and i'm taking my left over pasta with me
>>219435403dangerous and downright stupid
Blog on
>>219435403already in bed me eaating crisps
>>219435396i read this post in an italian american mobster voice
I regret my entire life
>>219435449Bet you do
>>219435309LOL
We can see you shoving your fingers up your arse Rorke
hate cars and drivers
>>219435403me? still at my desk eating crunchy nut granola like the worthless gay spastic i am
just yawning there x
Why do the BBC keep fucking off Casualty? Its the only thing worth watching on Saturday night and its never bloomin on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djrl6fu8myo
>>219435361civil rights era to start I would guess? idk how much she's treated her hair, but there's a history with white hair standards and black people moving away from trying to meet it because it required so much work to straighten and stuff
>>219435481what's funny about that?
>>219435443oh my days
>>219435449same.
Ah yes, clownsThey definitely aren't funny
Convinced they're somehow listening to my conversations through the TV somehow and recommending me ads based on what I say. Anyone else noticed this?
>>219435537xx
>>219435554theyre gaslighting you x
one more pintberg of beerstein and then thats me off to bedowitz
shagged up my complete gotdamn life broson a major 'one' as it were
>>219435529avatar/signature
>>219435449pissed mine away
Work tomorowHope it's a good one x
would love to snap the cuck poster's neck
sovl
Today is the 40th anniversary of The Legend of Zelda series
>>219435554amazon and google literally do that but not through live tv
so lads when you restart life how will you change your character? Ill be putting a lot more points into CHR this time around
What are you lads drinking On the gin myself
>>219435607hope they announce an actual zelda game sooni liked toil of the wild/kingdom but it's just not the same
>>219435130um i think ive seen this manouvre before on a video!!!
>>219435554Yeah most TV’s and TV remotes have microphones nowadays
>>219435607videogames shouldn't be old
>>219435601why u working on the lords day
I'm a jeepI'm a peugeot
>>219435615Probably won't create a horrific goblin freak in the character creator this time around
if you don't dump all your points into luck you're a fool
Big Brother's Big Mouth was peak post-00's British television
sucking off a beeroid beverage
>>2194356150 intelligence0 charima0 intuition0 dexterity0 strength0 wisdom0 constitution0 luck100 indonesian100 homosexual100 learning disability
>>219435449>>219435537>>219435599>>219435579Let’s not be harsh to ourselves eh it’s not easy
Remember, patient confidentialityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEIFQiWOEHg
>>219435615just going to do NG+ me
>>219435685>100 indonesian>100 homosexual>100 learning disability
>>219435666luck is a perspective thing innit
I'm right wing
I'm a mong
>>219435719>>219435730New Radiohead track sounding good
Frens come together when we’re feeling sad
>posts deleted if he posts more, he is ban evading. report his posts if he does this go ahead and report this post if you want. he will, because hes so seething and impotent P.S. the wafflewigger and belgcuck are a yank on a VPN
>>219435712actually seems alright
>>219435743What the hell am I doing here
and a hundred percent reason to remember the name
>>219435756>posts deletedCall Spurs fans what they call themselves, did he?
>>219435756
>>219435719>>219435730I want a perfect battleI want a perfect state
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOcyKObnwg4
>if he posts more, he is ban evading
>>219435696In hindsight it should have been terribly easy for most of us, that's what makes it so funny
>>219435622vodka, fizzy water and lemon slices. it nice!
>>219435685screamed at this for some reason
nice asian snatch
you arent welcome here. leave
>>219435756he's chinese and in a wheelchair
>>219435787We at /brit/ say: Don't refer to yourself as 'CP' in your logo
>>219435667Good old days :(Are you the lad who torrented some of the older seasons of BB?
>>219435793I want a vodka sodaI want a lemon slice
Mental
>>219435822Not me. Wish I'd had seen that, TheBox was the only torrent site which would've had all that but that went years ago. Just found this mind https://archive.org/details/big-brother-uk_202212
SpongeBob big guy pants ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vZxDNC9EQs
>>219435806makes me wince thinking about their muscles all tearing
>>219435756toby
Can't wait to come back x
>>219435851bongebob squig guy pants okay
just realised somethingit doesn't matter how rich someone is, because they have as much time alive as anyone else. you will die within 110 years or so, no matter what.TIME is the REAL scarce resource
What should I read first, Shadow over Innsmouth or The Dunwich Horror?
>>219435897What about foodage
Reading up on warrantsApparently you need a judge to sign them off
>>219435904Haha yeah
>>219435897please say sike
>>219435897you just realised this?
>>219435897poor people live shorter, more miserable lives
>>219435904innsmouth
>>219435897look up Bryan Johnsonhe's very gay and cringe
Sorry Mouse but some of your posts come across as rather mental
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wan_Hu
>>219435935can't see this thing ever landing on the moon
>>219435935they should put a nigga in one of these and sent it to Mars
if I were a woman I'd just suck willies all day
>>219435845I’ll try and find one of his posts because he had the torrent filename screenshotted and might find it through a search engine?There’s a private tracker called TVChaosUK but it’s fucking difficult to find someone legit to send you an invite
leftypol getting the old copied and ready to paste
i want britain to be back british
>>219435981you dont need to be a woman to do that
>>219436033yeah but I'm not gay
>>219435979should put all niggers in it and send it to the sun
>>219435822videobrother.net has all the seasons
>>219435981hey so I have willy.. just so you know in case you become a woman
>>219436082mcafee
>>219436048they make women with willys now
>>219435927And what about Color out of space
recycle>>219432514>>219432514>>219432514
>>219436082thxnot bad
>>219436110it's alright, not my favourite
