baldchad edish
2nd ranked CHAD Androgenic suffered a MASSIVE CORTISOL SPIKE after a fan SNATCHED his WIG exposing his TRUE HAIRLINE ..
fuck off
>>219438011
fancy a scrumpy
today I found what "cow tools" means ill see i I can try to remember it for ya (and to ward off the ol d ol dubyacha)
>>219438011how the fuck is he going to avenge clav nowasu frat leader is undefeatable...
Just want to live in a civilised country without wogs
that time when every other post was a cockmogging
>>219438022the anglo curse
>>219438011what phenotype is that
cow tools thing today was probably something to do with AI or aliensprobably not aliens as I saw a military video of some drill guy saying "wow cows are better listeners than my humans!" like, no shit jarhead fuck, theyre cattle and domesticated. not that humans arent domesticated
>>219438011>>219438022My hairline looks exactly like that but i have a nice combover
i get cockmogged by almost every man on this earth & some women
>>219438033Evening Mousey. Hope hope you've been well. I was working on Thursday and Friday evening and am still a bit tired now
get the girls in latex posted
>>219438022How much mogger elo did he lose? Did he go down a rank?
I also found a "MEAT store" meat cat reference it was about something really bad/serious though but I was like, rah rah rah MEAT CAT. thats MEAT STORE
If AI is to enslave humanity I bet it'll turn everyone into downies after a couple of generations It's like pet dogs compared to wolves
Might move to Hawaii
i'm quite racist but there was a black girl in school who was always nice to me so i can't find it in me to hate all of them
>>219438095dropped from #2 to #40 on the official chad ranking
computer, draw this porn for me (computer: no Paul) computer do my job for me compuer do my thinking computer, rule over me what it means to be a goycattle
i am bored and lonely and everyone is mean to me
Being Scottish in 2026 Britain is starting to feel like being Jewish in 1933 Germany
>>219438098You shouldn't harm or eat cats mousey I really like them
>>219438145kteeeem!!
>>219438145are you a girl? sexo
went into subway in london last night and they wouldn't let me order my sandwich at the deskthere were only two machines that all the customers had to use for every order
>>219438152Hopefully it will start to feel like being in1944 Poland
did you lads love the fallout show?
>219438159shut the fuck up cock goblin
Don't understand how anyone can be gay when trannies exist
>>219438195No Fallout is normie Reddit slop
>219438195shut the fuck up yank
>>219438195Enjoyed S1 a lot more than I thought I would, not autistic enough to care about lore changes
>>219438207do you wish you looked like Ella?
>>219438231she's such a cute frog
remember when /brit/ was full of shaggers who gave decent life advicenow it's just full of schizos
>>219438231I am much more attractive than that cretin
>>219438095mogger elo only counted it as one loss so he only went down to like #13 on the official rankings but you just KNOW his MMR (median mogging ranking) is FUCKED after that -- unrecoverable rating lossany aura losses incurred going forward will hit HARD and aura farming will be severely mitigated
>>219438260well that simply isn't true
>>219438260Bet you got teeny tiny eyesElla moggs
doing some grunting like my hero seasidemark
going to bed today the parasite went from BE flag (banned) to "pawasite" (faggot) to tranny trip
>>219438283I have beautiful blue eyes and regularly receive compliments
Rupert Lowe, your thoughts and feelings?
>>219438011"Without hair there is no life." - Saint Hamudi
>>219438260>that cretinI bet she has a driving license
>>219438254what advice do you wanti can give it
need a lazy eye gf
>>219438301You look like a man who had a hard paper round
>>219438317One Piece is shit >>219438341That's strabismus not a lazy eye
>>219438360I had a paper round. Took me an hour to do every evening and I got £9 a week. I had it until the company forcibly took it off me when I was 17 to give younger children the opportunity to earn some money
i knew it...
>>219438120Mad we can just do that as Amerigods. Alaska? Hawaii? New Mexico? Guam? Can just fly there tomorrow with a backpack and figure it out
>>219438318dc;vr
what's your middle namemine is james
When I say "Asian" which one comes to mind lads?
how come I’ve never met anyone from the isle of man
>>219438420cause it's not real
>>219438407Sven unironically
>>219438396um
>>219438407Middle name's Spacker
>>219438413I'm old enough that I was taught in school to use the term oriental by my lefty teacher key
>>219438406svara på frågan
>>219438413why are you trying to act like a human heathybobs
>>219438413brown ones
>>219438438oh my DAYS unc that's a racism these daysget back in the home you dinosaur
>>219438438
Mfs in the 2010s would hear Kanye West do some distorted autotuned warbling for 9 minutes be like “yeah this peak”
yesterday was a terrible day for bettingtoday i will make up for my losses
>>219438472and they were correct
there will be NO new graphics cards, from now on if you want to game just subscribe to a video game streaming service.
>>219438476Odds on you losing your virginity?
splitting the vote but a good hedge against proportional representation if Labour try to rig the next general election.
Loaded up on fruits and vegetables feeling excellent. Might be something to this
aright guysh just been arrested in greggs for trying to stab myself
what do you lads think of Cromwell? was he based or cringe?
>>219438516scream
>>219438503that's good, games can turn people into autistic virgins
when I was oop norf a few weeks back I had the news on for background noise, when the weather came up aside from the usual in England, it showed the weather for the Isle of Man as wellStrange place the north
>>219438518I've been dreaming of a time whenThe English are sick to death of labor and ToriesAnd spit upon the name Oliver CromwellAnd denounce this royal line
>>219438516I never got arrested they called an ambulance and I was taken away in it
>>219438504lost it when i was 18 matecan't say the same for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0sbFFvVyx8
>>219438518He was alright for a few years, then he became retarded.
>>219438551shut up you paddy bastard
um
1996. Having a sleep over with your best mate. You've spent the evening playing Sensible Soccer, eating kebab meat and chips and farting all night. One of you goes to the toilet and when they return they can't believe how bad the room smells and you all start laughing.We can never go back
>>219438518dickhead banned christmasboooorrrrinngggg
>>219438518he went too soft on the Irish desu
Right so that's sexually suggestive mlp content
>>219438598;_;
>>219438598WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>219438557are you on greggs most wanted list?
>>219438633I'm banned from every Greggs in the country but it's unenforceable
cromwell was based and i'm tired of pretending he wasn't
unenthorcethable
What is your Jeffrey Epstein number? For me it's 4:>me>my dad>Charles III>Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor>Epstein
>>219438642the sausage roll bandit
>>219438670he shoves them up his arse
>>219438642buy you a steak bake if you suck me off
>>219438668For me, it's 3>me>every textbook in my school was owned by McGraw-Hill (owned by Ghislaine Maxwell's father)>Epstein
>>219438518>nooo you can't chop my head off I'm the hacking kingarino-ack>noooo you can't masscre the innocent people just because we hacking Irish catholic-ACKbased nglbased ngl
>>219438668I believe it's >me>old school friend>the king of sweden>barbro ehnbomjeffrey epstein
typed out the most random shitty anecdote then deleted it out embarrasment
>>219438668>my uncle>Tony Blair>Epstein
>>219438668>me
Im a norwood4 patriot
>>219438709All the Stuarts, post Tudors that is, were pretty bad except maybe James VI/I...all the kings, leaders etc were bad during the 1600s.
it’s over
ASU frat nigger nostrilmogs clavicular
>>219438776deeply concerning post
>>219438794James VI was shit too
Should be a nice chill rest day tomorrow team
>>219438746ktim every day
fuckign love olives stuffed with pimentos or garlic
would have done anything Epstein asked me to do so I could fly around the world with him and party on his island
>>219438815you've earned it. Mow the lawn
r kate looked really good at the rugby yesterday
>>219438815another day of being a MAN with a COCK and BALLS
>>219438826
>>219438826>pimentos
predictions for spurs arsenal tomorrow?
throb the knob
>>219438890waltuh…
>>219438827Fun fact: Aviloop, which is owned by some chick named Nadia (I forgot her Russian last name, but you can look it up) who was Epstein's private pilot, and lover, still has all their videos up on YouTube from like 15 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNwfrEdSgoo
>>2194388933-2 SpursBerbatov and Fabregas to get on the scoresheet
>>219438893the match will start
>>219438912benoit assou ekotto with an assist
It's insane how good white boys look trans
>>219438893The men in white will jostle about with the men in red on the green. I forecast many kicks of the ball will occur, and great fun will be had by all in attendance.
>>2194388933-2 to the spurs. That new boss is a nutter
never managed to cum from a blowie ever
>>219438941I'm still not sure why nobody else can see an ugly bloke with a great big honker.
>>219438893match goals over 1.5
>>219438960as long as the other guy did x
>>219438907I’m pretty sure I saw this on /pol/ but thanks anyway I’ll check it out
>>2194386685andrew was the patron of my mum's friend's husband's regiment
>>219438814desu senpai there are only 5 or so good English/british kings
>>219438960only ever had one blowie medidn't cum, but was pretty good tbf, been chasing that high ever since
>>219438941why do many white men want to be a woman?
Bell them birds again
got called a pathetic little gimpoid in /brit/ once years ago and i genuinely haven't recovered from it
>>219438991Capitalism
>>219438991faggifying chemicals in the water
Been doing sulfury hangover farts all day. I wonder if Emma Watson ever does sulfur farts.
New word: knoblin, portmanteau of knob and goblin, means a tiny ugly evil penis
naan bread wank
watching the 1980s twilight zone and playing vampire survivors lads
leftypol WON
>>219438991Sometimes they're gay as hell, sometimes they're pedophiles, sometimes they just want to be a victim. You know, I'll tell you a story. Back in the 90s, and probably still today, EVERY hero, actually back to Dickens days probably, EVERY hero was a victim of some kind or other. Batman's a victim. Yeah he's rich, but his parents were killed. Black high school. Bullied ceaselessly.
Might have a chwank before bed
>>219439067
>>219439081Get them all in pointless service jobs
last two wanks have been 100% depression wanks
ancient chinese wisdom disproves the blackpill
>>219439081>7% mixedthe united muttdom
>>219438966A protrusive nose is an anglo trait
>>219438438Their name was Key?
>>219439127I didn’t know there was another type of wank
>>219439127what were they to
>>219439146Her nose is not that big
i need rhinoplastymy nose looks jewish
>>219439171Rather not say
Starmer has moved fast on Andrew Mountbatten......and the media has "forgotten" about Mandelson.Quite convenient isn't it....
>>219439171cuck related
>>2194388931-0 arse
Jesus was a victim. Christ. Deep in there. Have to self-victimize when everything's great on paper but you're miserable. But also sometimes they're just autistic too and also bullied so victims. Trying to figure out how to spin this post into something.
>>219439081>Mixed: 7%The Irish diaspora have been busy providing womb real estate
>>219439013Reminds me of weekends spent with a few other losers. Prime years wasted.
>>219439026>>219439053why are white male privileges so easily abandoned? perhaps they're not satisfied with the worlds second-place white male privilege and envy the worlds first-place white female privilegein the west, there are virtually no privileges for asian menyou can feel this when you watch harold and kumarin the film, Harold, a korean dude, and kumar, an indian guy, have good educations and good jobs, but their skin colors are different, yet they are both equally unpopular with womeni'm always grateful i wasn't born in the westthe dating market here is already incredibly inflated, so being an asian man in the west is probably as difficult as michelle obama being a woman
might make a nice hotpot tomorrow
Have people stopped saying the phrase 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.' Did that just get totally memoryholed?It just occured to me i've not had somebody say it in years yet it was a staple of childhood lessons. Explains why everyone has gone so soft.
Good fight on the telly just then
]>>219439224
Post the webm of the male ice skater pulling a weird face
>>219439217>wastedyou say that as if you could have done something different and more fulfillingdon't kid yourself
>>219439219>why are white male privileges so easily abandoned?they get unrestricted access to the internet at an early age and then get their minds broken by propaganda
>>219439224Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me
American New England prep aesthetic is unrivaled.
This is the Britain Zack Polanski wants btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAbd6TjvcDw
When I was in highschool people cat fished me by pretending to be a girl and hiring one from our school to call me everyday to try and get stuff out of me. The only thing they got from me was >Show her photos of my cat>My model collection mostly tanks and planes>The fact I used to read berserk/vagabond >The fact i used to read the halo books as a kid and some star wars comics >The fact I used to go to the space center in Florida every year
>>219439265They did that to my brother. Pretended to be this girl he liked over the phone. Pretty grim.
>>219439253looks good ngl
>>219439260>12 minutesthis is /brit/ not fucking novel
>/gif/>AI porn threadVictoria Coren-Mitchell
>>219439303link please
is fresh meat good? it is written by the fella that wrote the in betweenness?
>>219439287Could've been you if your ancestors had just boarded the boat
>>219439281They didn't get anything sexual from me but I didn't show up to school for a week before being forced back into school and for some reason they were beaten up and mocked but not me
>>219438011>>219438022screaming
>>219439104i know straight white guys are constantly criticized among western liberals, but even so, outside of north america and europe, being white men can offer significant advantagestheir privilege seems too great to be considered transgender due to a victim mentality
>>219437992https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk5Df_lDD38
>>219439265Reminds me of a guy here in Sweden who was tricked to show his penis to a female classmate on cam, but she tricked him and there were other people with her. He later murdered an old lady in the woods because he was obsessed with the James Cameron's Avatarhttps://www.expressen.se/kvallsposten/21-aringen-dromde-om-att-morda/
Shieeeet
right thats a fit twinkish bloke posing on his bed in his sisters bra and pants
>>219439303Finally.
>>219439315im getting refugee status in the USA due to my free speech being oppressed in the uk
>>219439337Only thing I got from me was asking if we could to the restaurant near the commons
>>219439303knowing /gif/ it'll probably be BBC shit
>>219439302did he really say that
>>219439302wise words from the great man
i used to think i was gay when i was like 13 but that's because i was just a loser compared to other kidsi'm normal now (kind of)
>>219439314it’s alrightmore drama than comedy
>>219439349based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f8wAXDZ9D0
mad how you can look at footage from the late 2000s - early 2010s and it looks fucking ancient
>>219439381Being bullied taught me that bullies usually succeed in life most of the time because they usually are good being social and it translate well into the work place surprisingly
>>219439396thought you were ‘aff tae bed’
rorke nursing a pint of coors
>>219439416didnt say that today yet
>>219439260>Harrison BergeronNot watching this whole thing but why the fuck did they make the mum the intelligent one and the dad the dumb one? Bit of a weird change to make.Anyway, I'm pretty sure Zack Polanski would rather have an apartheid state with whites on the bottom and all hooked on heroin.
hi
we all bumping 2slimey in this bitch
What a Carry On...
>>219439448I was the first one to post this bear
need a zioniost gf to steal my heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nxWP9BhI7w
This is Massachusetts Hall, the oldest building at Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts, located in Harvard Yard. Built in 1720, it serves as a dormitory and administrative offices.
accidentally slept for 5 hourswas meant to be a NAP!
>>219439496hithe othe rone is being mean to be
>>219439496Time to get the tarkovsky film on
>>219439491the woman on the right was considered fat in the 2000s
>>219439537
You know speaking of the cat fish story I remember when a girl on hinge threaten to post a photo of my cock and I said do it the only thing to happen was that I got to sue her and people sent me messages saying nice cock
the chad neet millennial siphons the lifeforce from the wagie zoomie
sad about how my life turned out
he fat shamed me then called me boring dead to me
>>219439560The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!NikolaiFeb 13
stinky poo
lol
Wish I were a smug posho
>>219439583well he does tend to do that sort of thinghe did tell you to have a fun day today
kek
scared to post in case someone mocks whatever I say
i'm a clown but my shit brown
the bankers the bonuses it's disgusting
I hate the idea that people tell you to dumb yourself down for others when I worked landscaping and construction I found that those people were smarter than most white collar workers I met.
>>219439617when just rude isnt itno need for it i'm almost always nice and when im a bitch i have a good reason to be one like now
>>219439583>>219439617>>219439649take it to discord you boring cunts
ate a banana and now my hands are numb
my grandma loved it!
*flies past*
would if I could!
>>219439636massive cope. do they have bookshelves?
>>219439670not sure how eating the banana caused your hands to become numb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbFpROzEC8Y
>>219439674you probably already closed the tab when he posted it
>>219439575she is pretty
>>219439692Churchill was one of our greatest leaders and it's genuinely vile how the left have successfully revised history and character assassinated him long after he's dead
>>219439649>>219439617>>219439583schizo
>>219439694when was ithe was very rude to me so i played some fantasy life i
>>219439718>>219412442
>>219439711he was a Tory prat
>>219439731right well thats a threat isnt it
>>219439756how so
Imagine 400million brits spread across America and Canada. From Key West, Florida to Juno, Alaska.
>>219439762imagine 400million /brit/ posters watched me spread my bum hole and launch poo at you
>>219439738You'd be speaking German if it wasn't for him
thank you Goonerash, your amazon review is most helpful and i deeply respect your opinions
The ladcave
I want to smell Emma Watson's gas.
crying
>>219439875why
>>219439889my cat is 15 he wont live forever
>>219439900Okay well that is quite sad to be fairProbably lived a good life if he's 15 though
>>219439860why are they looking at me like that
>>219439916Nothin' lasts foreverAnd we both know hearts can changeAnd it's hard to hold a candleIn the cold November rain
genuinely wish i lived in america even though they only get like 2 days off a year and don't have healthcare
How much have you had to drink
>>219439948
Weird to see the American right split like this over a single topic.https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/21/tucker-carlson-mike-huckabee-israel
>>219439948I drank a fifth of vodkayou dare me to drive?
need a fit gf
>>219439968Absolutely dare you
>>219439971That's disgusting to me but you do you
>>219439971CORRR bet she could crush my bollocks like grapes.
>>219439942with some work you can live a life of luxury and ease that is beyond everyone but the rich in europe
>>219439971paki
>>219439987Porcelain mug
>>219439987That's a man
>>219439971hate it when women try to rape proof themselves
>>219439987need to see him bent over and fucked
>>219439971>indian AND a varbiejesus, she must smell crazy
fishmnents are sexu as fuck
>>219439997?>>219440006nope>>219440010her
>>219439948not a sip in 5 months x said i'd give up the vile piss and then i did
wish i were born female
>>219440026Martha P.
>>219440059>werewas*simple past tense
>>219440063L
>>219440059Doubt you really do!
>>219440071
Another gif utterly STOLEN!
>>219440084 ??? hat ebeing a man alwayus have used to imageing myself as the woman when i sed to watcg straight porn
>>219440111>>219440111>>219440111
