>>219433548
Hike up your skirt a little moreAnd show your world to me
Instead of these faggot wars in the middle east, we should invade Canada and Mexico instead.
>>219438106You should at least come liberate Alberta. But you won't, because you're chickens. Especially Trump. Very scared of Canada. Wouldn't dare to take Alberta.
Spent all day playing Mario Kart World awardCompleted Grand Prix and Knockout Tour award
>>219438151Does the switch 2 have any games yet?
>>219438209Pokémon ZA is decent
We will trade Alberta for California.Get rid of the libtards and you can have our oil.
we all are here>>219438041>>219438041
>>219438267stop farting this is the real thread it was made firststop farting
What are the differences between Iowa and Idaho
>>219438256but I like being american :(
You know what game should be available on Switch 2? Ultra Despair Girls
Cringe ahh edish
>>219438347>idahoPotato>iowaCorn
Curling Gold Baby! WOOOOOO!said no one
>>219440457Its your culture
Finna run a Volvo off the road for fun bruh>>219440479Straightest mounties
Thinking Rand Paul's going to be President someday
WTF A UFO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE AHHHHHH
lol you guys are pretty funny
>>219440584Stop farting, in Sweden we don't believe in UFOs
>>219438240Not fooling me Nintendo I saw the reviews.
facts
Zamn, jannies be fast today.
>>219440608zamn tate preaching here
>>219440607the combat system is unironically the best ever done for the series. The dex is like a million times better than arceus's. if you like colosseum and XD's nonstop battling, its good for that. it doesnt look bad in EVERY placeits a 7/10, I'd say
>>219440608Why's he so worked up, acting like a hysterical broad. Needs a smack to calm down.
I see a guy taking a girl out to fucking kfc what the hell am i doing wrong
>>219440608I think we've gotten to where black people have the best role models, because at least they have more sports stars
>neet I know somehow got a real gfwtf bros...
>>219440648I’m not going to push myself into playing a mid game I know is mid because I watched like 2 hours of reviews on it (because I was interested pre release). But I have a gaming pc, if I want to play a mid game I’ll just torrent one. (This is my pc at minimum power, don’t make me show you it’s real power)
>>219440677do it, I sure as hell didnt buy it
>>219440694>>219440677Software theft is still theft, remember that before you pirate. It's no different than stealing food at the mart.
>>219440719remember this*kicks you right in the nuts*
I'm such a pathetic subhuman fail male
New England.
I'm not built for the arena, for the fight, I'm an observer, an old soul
>>219440694Kino>>219440719Yeah go cry in a corner with your knives about it
Wait knives are Iceland anon disregard that last part
>president toilet bog fart
Hold on to the threadThe currents will shift, glide me towards youKnow something's leftAnd we're all allowed to dream of the next
>>219440739Gayer than homosexual sex
remind me in the morning (10 hours) to take online courses in a new field that will enable me to start a new career dont let me forget
>>219440757Stop being a little fart and respect intellectual property
*flies over the thread*
>>219440793respect this*kicks you in the nuts again*
>>219440768Norway has thousands of viking swords found but iceland only has like 30. They were some I have no enemies mfs since time immemorial.
>>219440788Having a strong currency isn’t necessary a good thing anon. It is when you’re buying goods from abroad, but it also makes your goods less competitive for export.
holy fuck did you see that UFO just now
>>219440810probably just an airplane
>>219440801>>219440805>>219440809>>219440810Darling, when you make a heiny hiccup, can you please warn me first?
>>219440810what are you on about? shut up, UFO's don't exist
>>219440809Well it also creates a wealth effect where as your currency gets stronger capital has incentive to save and begins inflating the price of assets relative to labor.
>>219440793Respect this *farts on you*
>>219440809Considering russia still imports a lot that's kind of a problem innit
>>219440794Chuck Norris lost in a fight to Mr. Rodgers.
Shouldn't of used the Serb's new
>>219440838Russia is kind of a unique situation because they sell a fuck load of natty resources to third parties under the table, usually through the Arab peninsula, and they get paid in foreign capital. So they have a way to acquire foreign capital for imports while keeping their legit exports cheap and competitive. If you want to effectively sanction Russia you’d have to sanction Saudi Arabia, India and other countries taking advantage of the sanctions.
>>219440867India flipped recently.
>>219440863I'm not a serb, stop spreading this false rumor or i am rescinding your invite to my box social.
>>219440805Well yeah who’s gonna swim to Iceland back in the day. Waters way too cold. And why invade them? You want to bring fermented shark back to your people as plunder?
you guys gotta try bath salts if you havent (not the drug)when you get out you feel so relaxed.
>>219440658Maybe its not a date and they're just grabbing food casually?
>>219440879The other swedes said you're a serb
What's your favorite early vintage internet video?
>>219440783cope
>>219440897easyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kfr3602ANI
Posting in /cum/ for my wife
Hey Charlie, wake up charlie!
>>219440897https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6g3GqmM0Vw
One thing that inspires me is memories of being young and naive, drinking cheap Lambrusco wine on the Giancolo hill overlooking Rome, at sunset.
>>219440932I didnt drink in Rome BUT I did go to a sketchy ass part of naples and try a flaming shot of liqour in some dive bar
>>219440943How's Italy overall? Is it like in the Sopranos?
>>219440932this but it's an £8 bottle of vodka in a dark public park at midnight
>>219440897https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR3a0gixfwI
>>219440943>>219440954https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoDSK3NThCk
>>219440952youre not going to see the mafia of course, but it is hands down one of the most incredible places I've ever visited
>>219440969he's definitely a robot
>>219440975That's pretty cool, ive been to a few Euro countries but Italy remains on my list. Maybe in a few years ill have the cash to buy a cheap fixer upper apartment in a village there as a summer place (I am an EU citizen).
>>219440858*it was the ultimate showdown*>of ultimate destiny
>>219440996someday I'll revisit. I never got to visit the east coast and I NEED to visit Florence again
can get wine for far less in Spain than in Italy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhNvinY8Sc8&list=RDxhNvinY8Sc8
>>219441007yah but I got TWO tallboys from a carrefour for like 5 euros
Made some tacos with ground venison. The earthy flavor complements the spices well.
>>219441014All our stuff is brewed in the UK to lower ABVWe truly, truly suffer.
>can i see your pussy?
Not proud of this but a couple years back I had a phase where to unwind I would abuse ADHD amphetamines while playing Jet Fighter simulators while blasting nightcore. For like hours and hours on end. I think I did some real damage to my body. But it was a great time.
>>219441024Grim alchie cunt
>>219441044i barely drink personally and i only know this because of one mong on /brit/ who would always post that any "foreign" beer was brewed in Burton on Trent
>>219440954Real nigger
>i barely drink personally
>>219441043that honestly sounds cool as fuck
>>219441059No I mean your cunt, country, is a grim alchie cunt
>>219441041I'm calling the police
Once the optimism of youth fades it doesn't ever come back
>nightcoreholy cringe
>>219441077ohyeah definitely.RESCUE ME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA NOW!
>>219441075Yeah the worst part is despite knowing I was damaging my body and mind I still yearn to experience it again. Heart just kept pumping so fast for hours. Dogfighting on drugs made me feel so alive. They give real pilots combat amphetamines too, which made me realize how insanely fun their jobs must be once they " make it ".
>>219441043I like DCS and vtol vr, but I only fly the helicopters
>>219441085Tons of Brits move here so I don't know what's stopping you
Drinking some pibb extra
>>219441100would be far too isolatingi don't have friends in america you see
>>219441095Hell yeah, DCS is the golden standard but I haven't tried that yet.
Why do people like vtubers?
>>219441116wowalright if it's like thatbye then
>>219441125sorry ;_;
either costa rica or thailand need to change their flag
>>219441123because theyre funny and nice.
>>219441123
>>219441135same with Cuba and TX
>And I will walk and talk in gardens, all wet with rain>And I will never, ever, ever, ever grow so old again
My mom makes the best cookies evah
Y'all watching the fight?
I wish I were a mid white woman
oy vey all day
>>219441159instead youre just a bitch
>>219441143trueindonesia and poland would too, if singapore didn't exist
>>219441148I believe this
Gooning to succubi
wanking to pictures of yuno gasai again
I've had multiple opportunities to fuck fat women and always declined. I'd rather be virgin forever than to lower myself to that standard.
>>219441177I was just reading the succubus chapters of Dungeon Meshi
>>219441191>I've had multiple opportunities to fuck fat womenfamily reunion?
>>219441191just get drunk first bro, you won't even care
>>219441203bodied that freak
>>219440608andrew tate used to actually look white. now he looks half white half black
in this general we believe in Mule supremacy
yuno is far better
hey goy, this is gonna be you soon you know?
>>219441225dust to dust, as we all will be a hundred years from now
Falin cuter
What do you guys think of the beard? I think it turned out really nice.
>>219441205For two of them I was drunk. Still couldn't get my head into it.
>>219441241just because she has tig ol bitties doesnt make her cuter
>>219441242Good job
She's just BETTER!
goy boy
>>219441244nigga youre supposed to put your dick in, not your head
owari da...
>>219441270the game sucks anyway. first game is better at portraying a space marine.
>>219441205Even when I'm drunk they're too disgusting. I would literally rather fuck a dude
>>219441244not drunk enough :)
>>219441251:D
Ever eat guava?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFwmKL5OL-Q
>>219441301yeah
Zoomers can't understand how good Cascada washttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G6QDNC4jPs&list=RD4G6QDNC4jPs
>>219441242Yeah the orange beard and copper armour looks very nice with the bright blue sleeves. I like it.
>>219441301Isn't that bat poo?
British people sound so ugly and australians manage to sound even worse.
>>219441191I've had a couple opportunities to fuck hot women but my I second guess myself
>brits>people
>>219441337Upvote
>>219441337racism outside of /b/
>>219441242looks great
some sort of bassy repeating thump coming from somewhere, i dont think its music i think some sort of machinery and its 1 am, shit like this is why living in the city sucks
>>219441353FOB
>>219441325Thank you for the kind words, first time trying to use color theory. Glad it worked out.>>219441354Thank you!
Me when I see British "person"
>>219441360i'm not even british though i'm french
>>219441353>equating britishness with raceenjoy prison, m8
>>219441369FOB
My big wiener is so floppy until it’s sex time and then buddy this beef bus is made of diamonds and ready to penetrate and spray lots of goo >:)
you can't STOP me from posting in /cum/
>>219441368You're a jeet
Britain in reality belongs to america lets be real.
>beef bus
Have you ever used extraflags in your country?
He grabbed that nigga by the head and uppercutted him to death
>>219441383You're a cunt
Siri play Basshunter's " Boten Anna " nightcore remix
drunk and trying to sing a spanish song
>nightcore remix
Why do canadians act like theyre any different than americans? Everyone else in the world cant and never will tell the difference.
>>219441409DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE COLOOOOREEESSSDE COLORES SE VISTAN LOS CAMPOS DE LA PRIMAVEEERRRAAAAAAAAA
>>219441419Different flag, innit?
>>219441423im singing la ciruela
>>219441440Y POR ESO LOS GRANDES AMORES DE MUCHOS COLORESME GUSTAN A MIIIIIIIIII
My existence is rat-like
>"I'm aborting my baby because it was an unwanted pregnancy">libtard: yass queen!!!>"I'm aborting my baby because it will have birth defects">libtard: DIE IN A FIRE YOU FUCKING NAZIwhy are they like this?
>No soy de aquí >ni soy de allá>no tengo edad>ni porvenir>y ser feliz es mi color de identidad
Hearing the Olympics theme song and watching all of those athletes leave it all on the ice/snow is very inspiring.I can't wait until the summer Olympics.
But more importantly, who fucking cares and I’m gay and where is it okay for me to poop? The toilet? The bathtub? Yeeeugh I’m going in the bathtub. Watch me mommy! Watch me go, mommy! I’m making poopoo in the bathtub like a slut, mommy!
>>219441476Yeah I love watching the Olympics. All the athletes are so incredible.
>>219441416>[nightcore] shitslop cesspool (REMIX x BASS BOOSTED) || 2013
>>219441463I love that song the version by Carefuna is the one i listen to
>>219441498wrong! this man is dead
>>219441495Same, he has the best intonation ive ever heard.
>>219441419you guys seem a lot less nationalist and a lot more left wing than uswe are still very similar tho
Good morning Julia
Here’s your nightcore brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u5uh0DZvuo
made some very good wifeslop tonight
>>219441504Lot less nationalist until someone brings up potentially joining the USA then Canadians would make the Nuremburg rallies look tame.
>>219441419you guy don't have (as many) guns thoughbeit
>>219441503One of the few Spanish language songs i like. Most latin american music is too upbeat for meI like this one too https://youtu.be/JepwWZzlWKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCOvWWcC5PQ
>>219441513what about Chan Chan by Buena Vista Social Club?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5cELP06Mik
How about dykeslop
*plays the opening chords to Closing time*SO GATHER UP YOUR JACKETS, HEAD OUT TO THE EXITSI HOPE, YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR FRIEND
>>219441512You don’t have as many Jeets. We can flood you if you dare touch us.
i was a ropepilled copecel so i jesterminned but accidentally slopmaxxed now i'm gigachopped
Skewango
>>219441568
Imagine the USA, but Orthodox. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YmVdW9P2GA&list=RD7YmVdW9P2GA
>>219441573This show is just barely disguised sexual fetishization of high school students
>>219441573
It’s so yucky when I take big stinky poops
If you’re gigachopped then distancemog from me until you lefort2max your recessed inferior chudjaw and lower third gonna scare the staceys away
>>219441510>us nationalismwe are the best country in the world, america number 1 XD>canuck nationalismWE AREN'T AMERICANS REEEE
>>219441592wow, I never wouldve guessed going off the first fucking episode where theyre piloting mechs in the missionary position
>>219441624it’s doggystyle retard. Holy shit I hate normgroids who post here without even watching anime
>>219441645Knowing sexual positions is normie. you just admitted that you have sex nice job outing yourself retard go back to clubbing & sports watching or whatever else you normalniggers do
anime is for faggots
>>219441659kek bodied that freak
anime general, anime websitego back to rëddit
I think there is lots of good anime out there. But also, its a massive red flag when you meet some 30-year-old whose entire personality is anime. In my experience all turbo-weebs are weirdos.
ANIME PUSSY ANIME PUSSY ANIME PUSSY!
some anime is for faggots, but most is clearly for straight men
I've only ever watched Girls Und Panzer many many years ago. But to be fair that was in the middle of a DXM bender where for two days I drank cough syrup and watched anime. I don't like anime today.
Girls Und Panzer ain't that the lucas room anime?
>>219441681https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfzVcMm8dQMyou reminded me of two of my favorite videos, despite this fella being 23 I think at the time
>I don't like anime today
shak yo drehshak yo drehshak yo dreh(shak'em)bush yo hehbush yo hehbush yo heh(ahh ahh)
>>219441713Fascinating. I looked at his channel and he made videos for a long time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pls6OyJpCWg
I am NOT waking up for this hockey game tomorrow. Best of luck to our boys.
>>219441737The way he says Apocalypse is my favorite
>>219441750It’s at 6AM in my timezone. Fuckin Italians should’ve done better scheduling.
Jewish-American women look so good wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZtAYiio4eA
Only real niggas will understand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUKWRdfoqBA&list=RDMUKWRdfoqBA
>>219441816certified HOOD CLASSIC
guys i miss /dixie/what happened?
This country is such a shithole, man. Just end it
Siri play " CSA Military Song I Wish I Was in Dixie " Japanese " "
>>219441835wtf i don't want to take my shoes offalso, really, what shutdown?
>>219441843there is currently a partial government shutdown in the United States as of February 21, 2026.This shutdown began on February 14, 2026, and affects only the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) due to Congress failing to pass funding legislation for that department. It stems from ongoing disputes over reforms to federal immigration enforcement, particularly following incidents involving Customs and Border Protection agents.
>>219441843Democrats refuse to allow the American government to function.
>>219441835A bit melodramatic don'tcha think
siri, play 2025 game 7 panthers leafs, full game with commentary
>>219441858I mean blumpf just went behind the supreme court's back...
>>219441855>>219441858guess we didn't need the dhs in the first placeyou know, like for 90% of american historythey do such a good job now
I won in the end and ya'll posted in my thread
>>219441895*kicks you in the balls again*
>>219441899Please respect intellectual property, if not you are no better than Jamal.
>>219441895it makes sense, your cunt's name contains the letters c, u, and m.
>>219441906Except it does not? Now stop farting america
i'm so horny for you baby wow
if anyone still thinks trump is a good president, they should probably be shot in the head. it would be a net positive to rid the world of complete subhuman retards
i could be a journalist the key is to just ad-lib some combination of hyperbolic adjectives like: dire, apocalyptic, strange, unheard of, unexamined, the most, extraordinary, and new in your headlineFear sells>The Dire Little Known Effects of an Brain Suppliment >The Extraordinary New Science of Castration >Why this Shutdown May be Apocalyptic>Here's Why Diarrahea May be Coming to You
>>219441916shut up cwouidem
>>219441891TSA is just one part of DHSFor 90% of American History a ton of fed agencies didn't exist. a large amount came into existence after 9/11
playing deadlocki like ivy a lot
>>219441928Darling you're farting again, can you please put a cork in it?
>>219441920He's a necessary evil.
>>219441510>lot less nationalist until the idea of our sovereignty comes into questioncommon sense, right? i don't go thumping my chest that i'm canadian normally, but if someone is threatening to annex us obviously i'm going to say fuck off i'm canadian
>>219441920No such thing as a good president that's an oxymoron
>>219441941For what? A necessary evil to destroy America? I guess I can be happy with that.
>>219441950Nah, Canadians fetishize foreigners coming here. There is no Canadian pride or culture. We just act like that around Americans because Americans are an eternal reminder of what Canada could have been if we had the balls to rebel instead of staying cucked under the Brits.
>>219441950Yet you're fine opening your doors to hordes of jeets so much for your "nationalism"
Trumpslop is boring at this point. I don’t care if he cranks up tariffs to a million%, threatens to invade Trinidad, and then poops himself at the Vatican. It’s all old.
>>219441940nobut you can
>>219441962To make you and people like you mad.
>>219441976>>219441977>>219441974>>219441967>>219441965I print all your posts and sit on them and fart!
>>219441965>Canada is just like America>Canada could’ve been just like America Hmm
>>219441990You can’t out retardpost /cum/, I can promise you that. Don’t even try it.
>>219441990There was a kid in school that would print naked ladies and leave them all over school, eventually they caught him and he got in trouble.
Yeah yeah feelin good on a wednesday
>>219441993Just like America in that we are the same people, we share the same origin, the same parents and the same blood. But we’re like the fuckup retard sibling while America is the successful rich strong chad sibling. I said this before, Canada was a good idea, we gave it a chance, it didn’t work. Let’s move on.
>>219441965Immigrate to America if you're that cucked, man. It's not hard for a Canadian to become American.My ancestors fought against Americans in the revolutionary war, and I'm glad they did. America is a cucked Jewish vassal ruled by the rich. At least our country attempts actual democracy.
>>219442031>our country attempts democracy Democracy is when 4 million Jeets are let in, within 2 years to a country of 36 million, with no background checks done intentionally.
>>219441937>ivyhello sis
>>219442027>America is the successful rich strong chad sibling
>>219442042got called all of these today on /pol/
Supporting Trump to own the libs was funny and necessary for 2016, now it's sad because he's openly jewish. Kamala would have unironically been better because we'd all be getting 10x more radicalized and in 2028 we would have gotten Hitler II
>>219442031>America is a cucked Jewish vassal ruled by the rich.Describes the U.K just as well desu
>>219442027No thanks. Fortunately, there is a very easy solution for people like you. When you ultimately fail to bring America here, then you will still have the option to bring yourself to America.
Americas special attack: sharting while twerking XDCanadas special attack: throwing his colostomy bag
>>219442049Why would you want Hitler II? You want a psycho who gets everybody killed?
Swedens special attack: being the most awesome country on earth
cummiessss
>>219442031>At least our country attempts actual democracy.Genuinely they don't. This country is no different from the USA other than the fact that our wealthy elite aren't as intelligent or resourceful as the American elite. At the end of the day Canada shouldn't even be considered a country, it's an economic zone. It has no culture or values.
>>219441242perfect
corrfinkin garn hairfta inundate anudda poobergpropa gud diss wunphwoarin' ain't iinjubilatorily phwoarin'
You will never get as much tail as Bob Hickman
>>219442122okay
>>219442057That’s the worst thing about these separatist whiners. They will never leave. They will talk about how great America is and how we should become them or be annexed. And when that never happens, they will not emigrate to their beloved promised land. They will instead just sit here in Canada and lament the fact that they never succeeded in forcing everybody else to become pathetic simps for America.
Not all women want Chanel, diamonds, or expensive cars. Some of us just want a soft life, paid bills, and no one bothering us.
Really want to consume alcohol to relax but i drank yesterday
farted under the bedsheet and sniffing it now
A note to Americans:If any of our separatists ever make their way into your country, feel free to put them in labour camps or set them adrift in the ocean. We don’t want these guys and I can promise you don’t want them either. They are exclusively the dumbest “Canadians.”
genuinly shagged that bint that lad postedabsolutely mentalwhat a small world we live innitphwoarshe had a good arsdnot bigbut good
>>219442149you're talking to no one lil bro
WHY IS A SWEDE MAKING A /CUM/ GENERAL!? FOREIGNS GET THE FUCK OUT! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN GENERALS!
>>219442137Yummers
>>219442178Honey, you're farting again.
Assyrians? Not a fan.
>>219442178shes not even hotbut would marauder the fannard into annihiltagion
>>219442041huh? i just like ivy a lot. she aoe heals the team like sona does. it feels satisfying
>>219442210Du är assyr
Guess what? Milk me longstyle
explain
shagged an assyrian bird onceher fannard was filthlike the babylonian sewer
>>219442236Appears to be holding it together.
Antifa member starts pooing herself mid protest.
>>219442240Well, Jesus Christ, I’m alone againSo what did you do those three days you were dead?'Cause this problem's gonna lastMore than the weekend
>>219442250And IIIIIIII will DIIIIIIIIEE all aloneAnd when IIIIIIII arriiiiiive I won’t know anyone
IM AN EPIPHANIC AMNESIACIM IN JEFFREY EPSTEINS CASTLEIM OFF THE PLANETASTRO LASSOFUCK YO ASSHOLE
>>219442178I never make threads, I respect the rules of the community>>219442212nonsense >>219442237was she cute? what's the difference between syrian and assyrian
>>219442212For you: >>219440242>>219442205For you: >>219439271You DO NOT belong here. We get enough of foreigns on the rest of the board.
Manhattan? No, but you'd be forgiven for thinking so. This is Pyongyang or Pyonghattan if you will.
>>219442259Do you believe you're missing out?That everything good is happening somewhere elseBut with nobody in your bedThe night's hard to get through
>>219442264More like Pong's yang. Like an Asian dude named Pong's penis hehe
>>219442261You are breaking the rules of the community by being a foreign. Leave, please and thank you. What the fuck do you even have to talk to with us about? Go speak to some other euros.
>>219442262TWO STINKY DINKY
>>219442289Stop trying to make all of our International friends go away. It is the /cum/ spirit to show hospitality.
>>219442306Foreigns. Out.
>>219442306no?
All are welcome! (even if it makes some anons very cranky) <3
Brink people always come in my store and shoplift
>>219442289Bit rude innit? Idk I get along with anons here, it's only you and maybe one other guy who hates me, you can always filter my flag.
for fucks sakeI've been walking around all day with what looks like a giant mole on my upper lip because I cut myself shaving and it scabbed over
Let down and hanging aroundCrushed like a bug in the groundLet down and hanging around
Make another beautiful fighting girl thread like the last one
Make a beautiful penis girl thread
Holy fuck, Lois, I’m cumming
Canadian garbage on the rise
>>219438053>>219438053
>>219442304been hearing sweden keep mentioning spursabsolutely mentalget tae fuck ye?keep my clubs name oot yer moof
