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Bunp
Let's get some sleep tonight boys
Is this the one?
how come no one uses "douchebag" anymore
I've been chuckling and choking a bit on this
>>219442298No one knows what that is. I don't even know what that is. And I am old enough to have used that word regularly.
im going insane in the brain in the membrane
>>219442361Did your cat do that
Dear mr douchebag we all agree that you are a dumbass
>>219442361what happened?>>219442425those are not cat marks
why do they keep doing this
>>219442425>>219442455i like to bite myself, simple as
>>219442258I’m gonna be staying up. I slept-in extra late to facilitate this.
I hope I die in my sleep
>>219442473same, i often stop breathing while asleep so i bet it's only a matter of time for me
>>219442301the wikipedia article states nothing about it being an all Black hospital. nice try though.
>>219442458What a name
>>219442472For what purpose
in the words of DR. ridefink fings boutta get kamikaze for us steady niggas>>219442468was finkin dis udder dayare their homeless people in iceland?surely not
se acabo...
>>219442496Did you check the edits?
>>219442361Niggas is houngry
>>219442301reminds me of that film out recent bout angolaand just basically just diss chinaman going on a rant about how shidd angola is since white people left it to the indigenous african americans
>>219442361Posting your self harm like a 14 year old on tumblr I see
>>219442583Watch hockey at 6AM.
Changed my name to George Restrom
will NOT be getting up at the ass crack of dawn to watch the hoc
Made one >>>/v/733562037
>>219442617Why would you not wake up just prior to 6am like a normal person
>>219442669I’m on a fucked sleep schedule currently. I’ve been going to bed at like 4am. So I’m just gonna stay up and fix my shit afterwards.
>>219442686I think I've heard zoomers complain about having fucked up sleep schedules more than any other single thing, but then they do dumbass shit like this
No I will not be watching the game you goycattle slave
My pussy is literally 8 inches of rock hard, dripping, pulsating meat
>>219442727if you ever want to sniff a stan lee you VILL watch ze slop
>>219442607ooh wah ah ah ah
>>219442361Post more pics of your self harm more extreme
>>219442711It’s chill. I’m a night owl anyway.
I am a figure of world historical importance and I'm on the cusp of a breakthrough that will make more famous than Jesus Christ and Stalin combined
>>219442759>Josus Stalin>he killed you for your sins so that you may be saved to deathheh
oh god i'm gooning aaaaaaaahh
>>219442743https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLIiobPWkW0
>>219442785Unironically sam at his best
>>219442298My coworker called me a douche last year because she heard that I play erotic video games where the anime girls sometimes get sex without consent
>>219442800A good reminder to never admit that to anybody.
>>219442796For me it's the "Goobers/Clarks" saga
>>219442796Counterpoint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TVTm5xfvjk
there is a poo brewing and I dont know how much longer I can fend it off
there's something about gay sex with women that i find alluring, captivating even
welcome back to ridiculousness
Hey boss, you ever play one of those Rape Hentai videogames ive got some good ones if you're curious
Reminder, anything I do is defacto good I can be the biggest most disgusting parasite on earth and it's still good if I'm the one doing it
I feel like I am on the cusp with Spanish. If I went to live and immersed myself in a Spanish speaking country for a few months I think it would all come together. I have the money, I have the time, I am a NEET, why don't I go?
Tweaked something in my bicep while doing weighted pull-ups. No visible bruising and no pain when doing curls or rows so hopefully just a week or two rest will fix it
Remember to just bee urself
Everything I do is de jure good
>>219442876But what if I’m not good enough?
Debating on instagram comments is nice and fun because it’s easy, but it’s depressing because you learn just how retarded people can be
>>219442903You're debating bots and decrying their retardation?
Exodus 11:10
I got plain Greek yogurt instead of delicious honey yogurt to be healthier and I think I regret my decision
>>219442926Maybe God already had all the plagues cooked up and didn’t want them to go to waste. Had to make the Pharaoh go with the plan.
>>219442926We're all just pawns in God's plan
>>219442913Some of them can’t even read man. I knew they were stupid, but I didn’t expect actual retard level. The sheer amount of them and the depth of the retardation is what depresses me.
hit the penjamin a bit too hard
>>219442955King me
>>219442890still bee urself
did pretty good :)
>>219442990You're neither a king nor a pawn. You're just another one of the squares.
>>219443010Okay thanks :)
>>219442983
>>219443012stfu jason
>>219443012Is that jeff the shark
>>219443012i love that for you!! <3
phwoarexemplary pooinburgh-under-nazein the virginal china white septemical of the il vase de toiletstein
>>219442935much prefer buting plain yogurt den add honey laterlove greek yogurt and honeypropa deliciious datand refreshin
>>219443048How do you pronounce phwoar?Also, why is british slang so subhuman sounding
>>219443068fwore
>>219442298i feel like douchebag is a woman insult, it has the connotation of a "guy that's a dick". that's probably related to why it fell off
>>219442983>penjamin
>>219443031i'm not jason>>219443035it's ivy the gargoyle>>219443039thanks <3its pretty fun learning how to use her ult and stuff but i get raged for throwing people into their deaths all the time.
yelled at catberg award
>>219443105What did you yell, type it verbatim
>>219443105post catberg
Eating some cottage chese
>>219443105sometimes it must be done
>>219443109"WHAT ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT?"sometimes at night she runs back and forth and yells for no apparent reason.
>>219443131my cat does this, I say he's checking for ghosts or intruders, he goes in to each room and yells 3-4 times before coming to bed
Every latino got a haunted room in their house
>>219443131>>219443150Cute. My cat goes to the basement to howl while he hunts for spiders and house centipedes.
>lie to my family and tell them I'm going to work>change clothes in the car, hand in my uniforms to my boss>eat dinner (picrel, it was fantastic)>decide to spend the rest of the night exploring this weird richfag club haven I had no idea existed until recently, it isn't well-known even in the state, let alone outside of it>find myself at a swanky hotel at the heart of this weird tiny club district>start hitting on a pair of cute Hongcouver Millennial girls who are visiting for one of the girls' birthdays>they seem to like me and are genuinely interested at me, laughing at my jokes/anecdotes>the Birthday girl genuinely seems like she might want to spend the night with me>eventually a guy who's richer, taller, and bigger comes up>they start ignoring me almost completely>I ask if they want me to grab a waymo and take them to an infamous local dive/club and see the "real" Old Town>they decline and say "nah, we'll stay here for a while">immediately go to sit with the Chad and his orbiters>I leave sad, drunk, and alone as I always do whenever I go out
there are /cum/mers gooning right now with this thread on their second monitorso fucking hot.....
>>219443235At least the food looks good.
I dunno man I'm still reading Exodus and this shit is just really weird
>>219443077A douchebag is for vaginas though so they're saying they want the guy surrounding their va jay jays when they call a dude a douchebag
I would make a great boyfriend and husband, unfortunately the woman of the modern world doesn’t put any value into that
>>219443239>not getting your nightly goon out early so you can be measured and high-focused for shitposting
Mr. douchebag won https://youtu.be/Hw1ncADC9KM?si=tZ_NEkhrjnHG42GsEveryone LOVES this kind of guy now
goodnight
>>219443247Exodus is the Jews' Iliad or Odyssey. Very subversive myth.
>>219443246>At least the food looks good.It was excellent, that place never disappoints. Even though they were out of the stuff to make my favorite drink the thing I got instead arugably paired better with the food I got than my usual would've.The food at the richfag hotel bar was fantastic too, I had a little nigiri with extra fatty tuna and salmon that was excellent, even more so with Stella Artois.
>>219443270Goodnight!
>>219443282stupid post
I put porn on my thumb drive and stuck that in to my tvCan you guess why I did that
>>219443267i know and it's so fcking frustrating. when did being a nice and honest guy become so repulsive to women?
>>219443294Shalom, rabbi.
>>219443252>I would make a great boyfriend and husbandI don't even want to be that when I go out, I just want to be the one night stand for an older looksmatched 7/10 girl and I'm not even up to snuff for that.
>>219443303Inviting some brit to your goon cave?
>>219443267What is this stupid shit disgusting art styleIs iit supposed to be funny
>>219443318>when did being a nice and honest guy become so repulsive to women?Always has been.I know for a fact my Dad is fucking bulshitting me when he says "just be nice bro" as if he wasn't a fucking neo-nazi skinhead known for fighting at clubs when he got my Mom.
>>219443332No it’s for my own private pleasure
>>219443252Yeah but she needs a Chad rn. Come back once she's 30 and looking to settle betabuxx
>>219443344Its 14 years old and was normal back then zoomie
>>219443318That has been the case since forever brah, human nature is not pretty
Need to try raw milk at some point in my life. Not even for a health reason necessarily, I just know the glass bottle and quality milks at the stores is 10x better tasting than the mass produced crap, I imagine the raw milk is a similar step above
Sexodus
>>219443355You just had garbage taste thenI never watched anything like that back then
>>219443381>I never watched anything like that back thenLiar, Markiplier and other popular YT channels played all the Douchebag flash games back in 2014
I wanna make a cuss a zim I mean zimble go get more with coffee and I’m eating a banana really right now.
Remember that retarded gookmerican who tried to pull a missionary on north sentinel island and got “unalived”
>>219443406No. And don't say the g word please
>>219443395Markplier's name sounds familiar but I don't think I ever really watched him
They should build a tiny tropical animal looking camera that can be remotely controlled and send that to snoop north sentinel island dwellingsRecord them living their daily lives
Goonmerican
They should send all coalburners to sentinel island
hell's paradise is so cool
If coalburners exist there must be gemburners
kissy
>>219443489Coal becomes diamond when subject to enough heat
holy crap i just touched my penis
This is now a Kenosha Kickers thread
>>219443544Polka Polka PolkaNo?Alright
>>219443485>look up "hell's paradise" because the name sounds sick>it's japslopYawn. Anyway, moving on with my day
>>219443544<3
>>219442458This is the mega Zionist billionaire financier Jew who tried to swing the NYC election because Mamdani hates Zionists despite the fact that he left for Florida because of taxes. Literally the quintessential example of Israel First.
>>219443568I heard they're VERY big in Sheyboygan.
>>219443548Partially related but I did a group project with this Pakistani girl and she insisted on replying with 'Bet' to everything I saidI thought only broccoli-haired zoomer wiggers said that
>>219443662women hate this
>>219443662never happened
>>219443696it happens to chad
>>219443544Total Wisconsin life
Alright STOP!Collaborate and LISTENFK is back with my brand new inventionSomething grabs a hold of me tightlyIt’s a set of girltoes stroking on my peepeeWill it ever stop? Yo, I hope noTurn off the lights and I’ll blowTo the extreme, I’m shooting ropes like a vandal
>take 4 hour nap yesterday evening>still sleep a full 8 hours after that>take 5 hour nap mid day todayAnd somehow I am sleepy again now
>>219443662kind of awesome
I learned recently that Italy has the largest chinese population in Europe but they're an insular community and there's very little dating between italians and chinese so there's a shitload of pure chinese people that speak Italian. It's very weird to me to imagine a full chinese person who lives an italian lifestyle and speaks italian.
>>219443793Wait til you hear about the Japanese in Brazil
>>219443778You sleep TOO DAMN MUCH!
I've done nothing with my life
>>219443778Sleep will do that to you. I've learned that waking up early fixes that.
>>219443793I think the majority of those chinks are illegal sweatshop slaves making luxury made in Italy items for 2€ per hour
>>219442458He's kinda right but it's not as important as getting full disclosure so whatever
>>219443823I know, it's really unhealthy>>219443834If I get up early on the weekend I ALWAYS end up taking a nap later, it's so bad.
I’ve been told I have a very sexual penis. Very sensual penis bigstyle. Oh, but don’t forget it’s Sunday now. *barfs*
>>219443830what were you expecting to happen?
>>219443793Did you hear about the Chinese godfather?
>>219443778Too much sleep makes you more tired ironically. A regular schedule is best for your circadian rhythm.
Would youa) watch me whipb) watch me naenae
>>219443863Yeah I get that but gradually it will fix your natural rhythm. I've been doing this for 2 weeks now and it has been great.
>>219443946I'd personally rather watch you naenae, but if you want to whip that's ok too. I'll still watch you and support you as my friend if you just feel like whipping
>>219443946hehe
i deserve, at least once in my life, to have a beautiful girl fall in love with me for seemingly no reason and to start a family with her and stay together till we die and to have a joyful high earning career despite having no marketable skillsjust once is all i ask
If I could have only one good thing in my life it would be a 6/10 loyal wife who loves me as much as I love her
>>219444013does a guy born with no legs deserve to walk? better, does it matter?
Do Americans really do this
>>219444011Someone posted this yesterday saying it’s you and your cousin on Christmas Eve doing the stanky leg?I doubt it but just making sure
>>219444047its true
>>219444041Idk why I keep watching these weird stuff in a can videos all the time
"stanky leg"bruh eurofags are so out of touch that meme is like 4 years old now
I have awoken
>>219444041No
>>219444071He’s Bulgarian, they’re still on dialup
Dadberg slept in my black mold infested room and had a sleep paralysis nightmare
>>219444104Why is their mold in your room and why haven't you cleaned it up
>>219443793Same thing exists in Venezuela although they do sometimes mix. Biggest Chinese community in South America
wait a fucking second, how can they give trannies dicks yet they can't make my penis bigger
>>219444126They can't give trannies dicks Have you seen t-dicks?
>>219444104man get rid of that shit it's absolutely terrible for you
>>219444120We had a leaky pipe we thought was fixed turns out it's been leaking for 5 years and the entire wall is covered in black mold I've been having headaches and nightmares because of it for half a decade
>>219444091we had better and cheaper internet than you in 2000 Hans
>>219443830What do you mean?
>>219444146I know :(
I can't believe I ended up being one of the 1% of guys who got to 30 without ever having sex or a girlfriend
>>219444126FtM surgically constructed “dicks” are basically Frankenstein-tier meat tubes made of their flayed arm skin. It bears basically no resemblance to a penis in form or function.
>>219444167Let me guess you spent all of your 20s sitting inside your room
>>219444136explain how beautiful angelic women can have big floppy hogs that shoot hot loads then? where did these beautiful women get those penises from?
>>219444183Yes but I didn't realize the consequences of my actions until now
>>219444176They seem to always make the dick too wide it literally just looks like a raw sausage I also don't know why they would want to deal with a 6 inch penis in their pants all the time that is permanently "erect"
>>219444201How could you not realize the consequences? Do you even have a job
>>219444235Yeah
I also wasted my twenties although I do have a university degree but not a job or a wife or friends or a future. Whoops! Haha. Oops!
Jokes aside Ameribros. 4chan culture and lingo has gone mainstream in the USA, and I don't think that's a good thing. I swear to God I heard this group of teenage girls on the subway in New York call each other "chuds" as an insult. And 4chan political positions, especially on race, are going mainstream.
Did I do that?
wagmi bros, you haven't wasted your twenties until they're overi still have a month and a half to get laid and find a wife and establish a career and travel and
>>219444303Make me cum?Yeah…
>>219444310that was me posting 29 is young over and over last year. now I just feel lost. its like ive gone off the rails and the train is now hurtling into the abyss of space.
>>219444284that's not a new phenomenon>rickrolling>u mad bro?>LOLcats>fail>cool story, bro
I had sex with an Aupair I met on gosh darn INTERPALSIt’s not that hardAlso I feel like I brainwashed this one Korean interpals chick to become Germany obsessed, she even moved here and is still living in Germany, has to be like ten years now… but I broke her heart and she blocked meShe had such an insane talent for German tho it was crazy, lived here like 6 months and barely had any semblance of an accent leftWonder if she got German nationality by now
>>219444284Chud is not 4chan lingo
ive given up so thoroughly that i dont even bother to form opinions or understand things anymore. I didn't understand why until recently, but I just don't care about things anymore so I don't take the time to figure them out
>>219444374>Aupairthe fuck is that Damn people getting pussy of Interpals, why didn't I know that years ago.
>>219444047This looks like that small building next to my childhood catholic church that I used to hang out with mexican kids in on christmas eve
>>219444422Yeah interpals is dead I think idkGlory days are long overAupairs are girls that live in with a family abroad for a year or so to take care of the kids
>>219444409You can still find a way out of this funk. Many men across time have found themselves suicidally depressed about still somehow found a path forward into a fulfilling life. There is still hope. Of that, I am 100% certain.
>>219444409Volunteer for ukrain.
>>219444486Oh I see>Yeah interpals is dead I think idkthat's a shame, seems like a fun concept but of course I don't know about it...I've only met girls through Skype and Facebook of course.
>>219444047Are they gypsies?
>>219444167>>219444263If you're still in your early thirties you still kind of have a chance at a normie life. But sometime between 33 and 40 you will start to look like a full-blown unc and then it's genuinely over.
Almost the time of year to start kayaking
>>219444525I don't think so, girl has asian features and the guy has a slight Dagestani look. Might be some Christians from that area.
i want ai to do stuff already. do something cool like sexbots or nuke the economy, i don't care which.
>>219444552I really wish I was close enough to a lake to kayak a lot, kayaking is really fun
>>219444284I watch this 45-year-old aussie streamer who seems like a giganormie and even he knows 'based' and terms like that.
>>219444574Never been lake kayaking because I'm afraid of being eaten by an alligator
>>219444567I've never used AI in my life but I might get this Claude AI, I'm hearing it does amazing stuff at organizing and it gets better every week.
>>219444593thats the fun, I want to kayak in a swamp with those cool water trees
>>219444521why would he do that?
>>219443662Women are amazing
>>219444612I've seen too many videos of alligators charging kayaks and flipping them over to ever consider it
>>219444525He’s Ukrainian Gypsy
>>219444639You saw one video
>>219444374I used interpals like 3 years ago and had a bunch of 16-20yo thirdie girls message me even tho i didn't have a picture (i was 21)it does kinda seem like it's a fancy tinder in many ways although i had some cool convos with /int/ernational dudes too
>>219444651There was a news story last year about multiple kayakers being attacked by alligators
>>219444567I only care about it curing diseases, outside of that I don't really care about it
Yesterday I saw a crazy video. So this Canadian lady part of parliament probably was arguing that people who get MAID the euthanasia thing are usually white and privileged/educated and that's not fair to marginalized and minority poor communities. I'm not joking.
>>219444656Now that I think about it I used it like 18 years ago LOLCrazy
>>219444656>3 years agohmm, maybe I should get on it, i love having guests and treveling.
>>219444562>>219444650shes cute
My farts currently smell like cabbage rolls for an amazing reason.
>>219444693When whites are 3% of the population there will still be a white woman complaining about how racist and horrible white people are
>>219444860I'm gonna make pork ribs with fermented cabbage today, my last head of cabbage from this sasons batch. I'm gonna put so much paprika on it it's gonna be amazing.
>>219444880That seems delicious.
>>219444880Oooh yeah that’ll be nice
>>219444872she was an Asian lady, literally saying how poor people should also be able to afford to kill themselves...pure insanity
>>219444892>>219444895Yep, I'll post a pic later. I'm cooking a big batch so I can eat for a few days.
>>219444860
>>219444900Suicide is white privilege lol
brought the cheese cake out
>>219444900Asians are a kind of white
>>219444942Yeah that's what she was saying basically :D
>>219444900Asian people kill themselves at the drop of a hat, at least they used to.
SUICIDE IS PAINRESSSSUICIIIIDEIT RINGS ON RANY CHANGESSSCHANGESSSSAND I CAN RAKE OR REAVE ITIF I PREAAAASE
The only MAID I need is like one of those sexy french maids to service my penis.
>>219445012Trvke
would you
>>219444970Japanese maybe>>219445012hell yeah dude>>219445042nah
>>219445012medical assistance in nutting
Just read that Bulgarians shake their head to say yes, and nod their head to say no….
>>219445067no, it's all east asianstheir shame culture makes life after being socially disgraced hellish, maybe
>>219445073lmao
>>219445105There’s possibly something going on religiously as well, in terms of people in reincarnation religions being less afraid of death
>>219445139Is it wrong to believe in reincarnation?
>>219445090Yeah kind of , it's also like this in Greece
https://youtu.be/nGiu48vkOHI?si=sIVtdXxQWL4cVs21
>>219445195how the hell are we supposed to know?i'd say you shouldn't count on it, you shouldn't count on anything being after death if it's just to cope with fearpascal's wager makes logical sense but doesn't appeal to the heart
holy shit, you're not gonna believe this but i just cummed
>>219445195I find it hard to see how reincarnation could possibly be real aside from being a loose allegory for how we figuratively live on in our descendants
the lunch
>>219445294Pascal's wager uses infinitude when no such thing exists >>219445332I think it makes sense
>>219445345For me it's 30 "stir-fry bowls."
>55 burgers>55 fries>55 tacos>55 pies
>>219445345I don’t think I could finish ~200lbs of food for lunch
>>219445646
>this is Erika Kirk circa 2012Meeeeeowww.
>>219445818she has kind of a weird build
>>219445886A bit yeah. She's got a wide jaw too.
>I just learned I'm 1/128 Irish so from now on St. Patrick's day is super important to me.Why are burgers always like this?
>>219445955How's Ramadan going?
I hate niggers
>>219445946Head is kind of big for that small frame, also she probably has some shoulder or neck issues
>>219445955Taking part in other cultures' celebrations and traditions can be fun. It's tempting to take it too far and appropriate it. Like Norse mythology is just cool right, makes sense a lot of people will LARP about it.
>>219446027dunno. I'm not brown
>>219445818>>219445886I think the main thing that makes her build look weird is that she has relatively big tits, but a relatively small ass; the worst possible combo IMOBTBA>STBA>STSA>BTSA
Just realized BORAT came out 20 years ago. HOLY FUCK I'M SO OLD.
Remember the wheelchair guy who founded that other ‘chan’ website with an 8 in the name? He died.
Cleaning out the basement, or trying to anyway.Just can’t get myself to throw them awayTwo boxes of old vidya back from when I still enjoyed playing video gamesI’ll never touch them again but it feels wrong to let go!!And selling them is not worth the effort for the few pennies I’ll get
>>219446340We loved are hotwheels didn’t we folks
>>219446340That's sad. He became a Christian later in life. I'm glad he's in heaven now.
>>219446329I'd take big boobs over a big butt any day because I'm not a scat fetishist.
>>219446473>I'm not a scat fetishist.That has nothing to do with liking big butts, also a flat small ass on a woman just looks sad
>>219446514Bit sexist innit?
>>219446357You have good taste why not put them in a box or ask one of your family members if they want it
>>219446547No it's just my opinion.
I’m gonna be extremely controversial for a moment, but I like nice boobs AND butts. …and legs and arms and face and hair and abs and vaginer and
>>219446599Well I'm just saying if you're gonna reject an otherwise perfect potential partner over one perceived defect that's pretty sexist. I know that's probably not what you mean but I'm just saying I don't care so much about the butt, personally.
Arse or feet is the real question here
>>219444717wholesome
>>219446682I love a girl with nice legs.
>>219446715Feet are possibly the least interesting part of a woman’s body to me. I guess I’d prefer she have nice feet to ugly nasty-ass feet. But I don’t get the huge appeal of feet to the fetishists.
>>219446759The concept of paraphilia exists for a reason.
Shazbot!
>>219446684Yeah of course it's on an individual level, I did have a gf for a while with amazing tits but her ass was not as of my liking lets just say but she was great, lovely person and very cute.
>>219446715Her soles are not good
>>219446715for me it's /r/PLASTTpros
>>219446775Yeah for sure. But sometimes I try to make myself see the world the way they do. Doesn’t really work though, obviously. I’m vanilla as fuck.
>>219446715Feet is not even a consideration for me. Great ass on her. Exactly what I'm looking for.
I am the greatest!
Any fans of Taylor in here? I wonder how long it'll be till she releases a new album. It'll probably be quite a while lol since she's getting married and all, plus she's released like 5 albums + several rerecorded albums since 2020 so she's gonna go on a long hiatus no doubt. I largely didn't like her last 2 albums so I hope she gets her songwriting chops back with an extended break. Hell though she might not take much of a break at all, she has a habit of writing & recording albums while touring and she seems to be absolutely filled to the brim with energy so who knows she might continue to make music all the while she's going through the process of getting married because that's kind of what she does y'know.
>hands and feet feel funny after drinkingit's fucking nerve damage, i'm quitting todaybut i still need something to help me feel normal
Platipus
>>219447015>but i still need something to help me feel normalpussy
>>219447015Being sober is kind of fun after years of using whatever. I'm really feeling the vibe.
>>219447110Can’t tell if you’re calling him a pussy or prescribing having sex
>>219447223Needing a substance to feel normal makes him a pussy is what I was saying
>>219447182do you drink coffee instead?
>>219447288>>219447288New
>>219446206What did niggers do to you today Pierre?