AND THIS ONE HAS NO EDITION
dont know how i slecte all the 2 stars with 4 piints when fucking steaming as fuck
oh my days it's got no edition
ariposter has to suck off all of us for that silly mistake
me first!
>>219440242it'll do
What do you reckon God thinks of /brit/?
>>219440266post willy?
clav isn't even that much of a mogger relatively speaking
willies willies i liiiiiiiiiiiike willies
oh ok!
>>219440287grow up
post poo
IT'LL BLOW MY COCK OFF
nth for Yuno!
a great man died toda>>219440295GTRREAT >>219440295MAN
>>219440282look all that matters is that its at half mast and a bit smelly after a long day x
think it might be time for bed
Rorke being bred like a faggot bitch
>>219440337
>>219440365wish i lookel ike heri do have almost the same vibrator but mines purpl e
>>219440377um! xx
>>219440384cant use it very often its lout as hell makes me cum very fast on highest sretting
>>>/gif/30291809grim
>>219440399right well now i'm hard
wish i looked lik ariana grande life isnt fairyes no maybrdi ony know
she's not even that fitwould rather look like chappel roan if i were a female
sad late night tranny hours
From the bottom of my hear, thank you
>>219440413I look like this
>>219440433She’s got a fat ass
what's a miladyseen it on twitter but don't get it
>>219440453Heart*
>>219440467she does
right freling dysphoei againwant to kms
ww1 and ww2 should be merged into a single great war. similarly all wars between post-soviet states should be grouped together as a war for soviet succession or something like this. thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>219440467truee
>>219440486you know what should be done
>>219440494ok bye
>>219440489>ww1 and ww2 should be merged into a single great warno because there was 20 years between them and naziism is too different to the ideologies of ww1
>>219440504not what I meant
>>219440445
me? feeling excellent. fruits, vegetables, adequate sleep, sunshine, sobriety, hydration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCmrpJhDlXg
Thinking Rand Paul's going to be President in 3-7 years
>>219440536>fruits, vegetables, adequate sleep, sunshine, sobriety, hydration.ktinmhaven't eaten any fruits or veggies in 2 days, about 4 hours of sleep, haven't gone outside, only drunk energy drinks
>>219440548>>>/int/cum
feel really sick>>219440516?
>>219440548hope america doesn't do any more celebrity presidentsalso hope gavin newsom and jd vance both disappear completelytwo horrible characters
Reminder that “King of the Jews” was a mocking placed on the cross itself
>>219440564Hey, take it to /cum/ next time pal
got the vivaldi on
really do not fele ok
>>219440489>>219440511all divisions are arbitrary because there is no cosmic state of war and peace, everything is just a series of events that rely on each other
>>219440516>>219440516>>219440516>>219440516>>219440516
sir pseud
>>219440564But I don't like Newsom's face, can't vote for a man who looks like that. Could see Stephen Colbert winning the D ticket. He'd be a contender now that I feel like everyone thinks the president doesn't actually call any shots.
>>219440516
bte
Bet Ariana Grande blasts the toilet bowl with diarrhea occasionally.
only now realized that it's spelled finn ster, I always read it like finnister
>>219440679fascinating
>>219440679mad how he started it as a joke and now he's bouncing on plastic willies
>>219440629well I think you thought i was being rude
>homer bimpson
Was born to be a cool hobo but it the profession was ruined by dope and woke
ever seen a black scottish personweird
if you work your sexual organ it results in an orga(nis)mthink about thiat
Remember the ting tings?Amazing you can develop a career from being embarrassing.
>>219440784Pointless lie
>>219440804yeah they were good I was listening to them the other day. very nostalgic.
one of my car's tyres is a different brand than the other three wtf
>>219440811literally try itlook at a pciture of a woman's bobs or fannies and it makes white stuff come out
>>219440745seen a fewscotsman myself
>>219440832I'm just not convinced
>>219440834ever eaten haggis? x
>>219440842aye few times. good stuff. just tastes like black pudding but better
When's it gonna stop raining :/
You guys staying up all night until church or you just going on very little sleep?
>>219440871nobody goes to church these days
>>219440871need to fix my sleep schedule so i'm pulling an all-nighter
The Gilmore Girls
mad how many brazilians there are
yo niggas!
>>219440930SeveralNumerous, even
>>219440901Need to see them blacked
>>219440882maybe reddit cunts like you don’t
I'm banned from the local church for being racist
>>219440933Heyyyyyyy
i don't consider catholics white
>>219440950must be why they're all being sold off and turned into mosques then
Do little britons still say jog on
>>219440950literally don't know a single person who goes to church
used to be able to neck hard liquor straight up, but now i need a chaser or i'll puke, out of practice ever since i mostly abandoned alcohol for opioids
hope a shit team like brentford or bournemouth get champions league instead of united or liverpoolprobably won't happen though
Saunter off, cunt.
>>219440976here at /brit/ we say blog on
>>219440992do a shoey you antipodean drongo
you fucking dumbasses gave away diego garcia to wakanda and now deny america to own fucking basehow long can you guys sink...
>>219440956not very christian of them
dua lipa sex arse corr penaglengers spaff
>>219441025we're not involved in running the government really
>>219441040This is music for watching !
not even gonna peak at that image of dua lipa sex arse corr penaglengers spaff. What good will it do me? Need to cleanse my soul and be prepared for a pure love should I ever find it
would you love me if were a worm
>>219441072good lad
dont understand how people can afford to live in cities like istanbul, even london is cheaper ffs i get it they price for tourism but how do the locals afford it when they're probably earning 50 quid a day
>>219441074no, I could not love a worm
not love worm
doing quite the sulfurous poo
>each worm carries male and female reproductive organs and genital pores. When mating, two individual earthworms will exchange sperm and fertilize each other's ova.
>>219441134is that gay I can't tell
>>219441134werm sperm
time for a wikipedia wank
>>219441134life finds a way
>her cock
might start strutting around in a leather motorcycle jacket
gb vs canada in the curling was such a good vs evil battleand the bad guys won once again
there a lot of polish food places in the uk?
Cheesy bacon fries at Oxford City£8
>>219441237there's polish supermarkets not really restaurants
>>219441248so you can buy nasty cold sausage, mediocre snacks and beer but not get served pierogi or cotlet despite all the immigration grim ngl
>>219441134lets fertilise each other
Getting redpilled
Crazy how americans are like brits but with better food, funnier, and good at fighting
yeah?
>>219441318stop downplaying brits and calling them soft, it's ignorant and gives them an incentive to be even more violent and stabbyaustralians are the ones that are bad at fighting
>>219441382my bank account
>>219441372aussies are out of their heads they do a special brand of lunatic that is more american than english
You need to talk to mikey
Genuinely wish that I never had sex and was a virgin
sir swede
Good morning bbgirls
>>219441590everyone's asleep
still genuinely can't wrap my head around the fact that people casually have sex and it's considered normal and healthy
>>219441644That's ok>>219441651why
We'll be forever loving Jah
>>219441690Are reggae guys jewish? I never looked into that
>>219441733Rastafaris consider themselves to be the true Israelites unironically
>>219441741Interesting, I remember being 13-14 and writing something on facebook like Praise Jah or something like that cause I was getting into reggae and a Jewish kid from my school wrote a comment "Uhmm akshualy you do know that this refers to Yahweh right?"
>>219441770One time around that same age I was talking about the Scientology episode of South Park and making fun of Scientologists around kids I didn't know well and one of them got really angry and defensive and I learned he's a Scientologist. Probably that was the beginning of the end for me.
I'll wank her poo
>>219441805It must have been weird being a kid and your parents are Scientologists. >Probably that was the beginning of the end for meWdym?
>>219441823Those guys don't take kindly on people making fun of their religion. When I went to school the next day there was a guy in a limo who called me over and then ran over my Jordans. My Jordans had a big tire mark on them and then the black kids pantsed me and beat me. And I have phimosis.
>>219441357yeah. he has a priority, meets his goal, and sets a new priority. you might have understood this if you had actually achieved something in your life.
>>219441864done that toryboy
>>219441842Are you serious? Or is that from a movie? >And I have phimosis.I think I also had it but then it resolved itself in high school
i NEED an arab gf right this instant
Imagine going to the onsen with your Japanese wife
>>219441892yeah but not this one
just popped 2 biotin gummies and rubbed lotion on my body then did the zesty foden
>>219441590looks peng did you make that yourself?
I love having absolutely nothing to do
good morning to everyone reading this in 3 hoursgoing to bed now
>>219441885No, that didn't happen. But I did piss off a Scientology guy and also his little brother was there so he was probably extra mad and protective. But also I do have phimosis. But never got pantsed. Wore a belt even in gym class and told everyone I didn't have phimosis. Friends tried but I had a belt. Big Judas Priest belt.
>>219441912x
>>219441274many poles and eastern euros have gone away now thankfully. they were so annoying
>>219441934Thanks, yes, I love cooking. Fries are made how some of you guys make it - the double fry method, very decadent. >>219441953morning>>219441956Scientologists are weird, also it's crazy that you get shamed for being uncut in America.
>>219441969there was one polish kid who went to my school who was literally the biggest retard i have ever metevery other pole i've met has been fine though
think i'll get a framed picture of Pope Leo and JFK in my room
praying the rosary ladsfeeling very very spiritual
Big Tone after the Jewish interviewer asked him some very Jewy questions on self-analysis.>“It’s very important to understand about me that I’m not into psychoanalysis. There’s far too much of it and people spend far too long constantly analysing why they do what they do”.>“I don’t spend a lot of time psychoanalysing myself”.The kike was seething.
>>219441969how so
was freud right about anythingi feel like he might have just been a nutjob
>>219442023he was right about all the penis stuff
>>219442023I think it turned out that he was protecting pedophiles, he would have female and male patients that would come to him and share that theey have been molested and he spun that into that whole "girls are attracted to their fathers" things. True story...he son was also a pedo I think.
>>219442053erm what penis stuff
>>219442023>Dissecting Eels: Early in his career, he spent four weeks dissecting hundreds of eels to find their testicles, failing to do so in all of them.>"Little Hans" Study: His foundational study on the Oedipus complex was based on a five-year-old boy, whom he only met once. The rest of the data came from letters written by the boy's father, a follower of Freud.>Manipulating Patients: He was known to manipulate patients, sometimes inducing them to marry or divorce based on his own theories, and he was known to be highly preoccupied with money.>Abandoning the "Seduction Theory": Initially, he claimed his patients' mental illnesses were caused by childhood sexual abuse (seduction theory). He later changed his mind, deciding these memories were just "fantasies" (infantile sexuality), a move seen as a massive failure of courage and gaslighting.
>>219442101>he was known to be highly preoccupied with money.lel
>>219441984looks banger. did you make the burger patty?
>>219442131and hows he supposed to make that you mong
>>219442142with meat i would assume
>>219442142maybe he killed a cow across the street in his rural village
sniffing some blow
>>219441590that patty looms like it been wiped thru ghandis arsehole n backpropa mental
>>219442173strange post
>>219441984corr look at the maillard reaction
I was REALLY meditating on what you guys were telling me yesterday, and I'm not sure I agree honestly. Why do you believe that it would work?
>>219442180yeh?
>>219442196because they can take the skin from elsewhere
>>219442142you can easily make it with mince and other ingredients. do you think they use magic to make them at the factory and butchers?
>>219442131Yes, the only thing I didn't make is the bun because I ran out of dough conditioner enzymes which make them soft and squishy. >>219442173lel, it was a bit thin that one >>219442187yeah, the key is to get good beef with at least 20% fat
>>219442254very nice. what's a good bulgarian dish? I made khachapuri before it was alright
i'm going mental aaahhhhi'm going insane grraaahhhhh
not sure if i should double down to save face
phwoar you know wbatwhy dint i shag an irish bird
lets see if bulgaranon can make a goos girl dinner
>>219442265>khachapuriI think that's Georgian or one of those countries, would really like to try their food.>what's a good bulgarian dish?Unfortunately (or fortunately) our dishes are all influenced by The Ottoman empire because we were under occupation for 500 years, with the exception of all pork dishes of course. There's also some mediterranian influence.So Kavarma is a good dish, it's pork and vegetable stew. We have lots of grilled meats here with local spices, that's good. There's one dish that I really like which is served on Christmas which is baked stuffed peppers (dried) with beans, sauted onions and walnuts, it's very simple but very tasty.
>>219442288>goos girl dinnerwhat's that?
asexuality is the fakest shit of all timeunless you have a medically low libido then it's just attention seekingnever seen a single explanation of it that makes any sense
>>219440242she is spic
Of course we have our famous Banitsa (savory pie with white cheese) but that's basically Turkish borek let's not lie to ourselves. We do make it good though, it's usually made with lots of layers but I prefer to make it thin and crispy (picrel) because I'm a texture fag.
>>219442346Looks peng lad
>>219441984lush
mad how every continental knows how to cook. most you see here is some processed meat, lumpy mash and boiled vegetables.
the only good thing to come out of bulgaria
>>219442370That or just a few bits of beige shite carelessly strewn over the plate
>>219442346yum
what are your plans on this beautiful sunday?
>>219442381Quick run at 7, shower when I get home, Sunday best, go to Mass, then having a roast at mummy's house in the eve
I took bunch of shrooms in the woods and have visions not sure if they were or my actual ancestors >10k bc I guessI am starving and running after this deer >I guess bronza age My village is raided and everything is burnt down>Rome time I guess I am told to stay in formation while we fight a bunch of barbarians everyone around me is scared and we are all sleep deprived >Napoleonic era I am in a infantry line trying to focus and fire upon the enemy but all I see is smoke and screaming >American civil war We were all happy but a canon ball hits near me and my friend is gone while a bunch of Confederates run at as with bayonets screaming
>>219442391scary
any 30 year old kids in?
>>219442381Will be attending mass on the morrow followed by an incel walk and then study
>>219442370I had to learn how to cook when started living alone and didn't have much money to eat out.>>219442374lel>>219442380It's like Spanakopita but without the spinache and spring onion, but I also make Spanakopita which my granny taught me how to make.>>219442381Gonna go work out at some point at the park gym probably and then cook something and chill.>>219442387>then having a roast at mummy's house in the evenice
>>219442394Not gonna lie I have a hard time believing my ancestors were that scared
>>219442398i feel like a 30 year old kid but i'm 22does that make sense
>>219442413looks amazing
>>219442429thanks lad>>219442428how would you know how 30 feels
>>219442433>how would you know how 30 feelsi have a vivid imagination :)
>>219442460you should try cold showers, really makes you feel alive and vibrant :D
>>219442273This is the 100 trillion dollar question
owlberg hooting away outside
>>219442391https://youtu.be/s6jSqt39vFM?t=18Imagine being scared of these fucking pansies
'ello
>>219442497Now here's a story you might like. Here it is. I saw probably a robin fledgling today... by the side of the road... and I went up and I pet that bitch
>>219440361Would 69 this bloke
>>219442497Love those little guys, they are really stealth when they fly, you don't hear them at all, I think we have 8-9 species here
I'm not sick but I'm not well
>>219442497get him shagged
>>219442381Last day of the Olympics innit
got the sausages on
birds always be lowkey singing
>>219442549https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmys2abx4co
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZNCIcx44JI
>>219442519
>>219442538hell yeah dude
>>219442538very nice ladsausage sandwich for breakfast?
Can you help us find Minty?Minty Hevey, aged 13, was last seen in Yowie Bay, about 10pm on Friday (20 February 2026).
>>219442588not a sandwich no, shall be having them with scrambled eggs and button mushrooms x
>>219442576Very cool looking, I love seeing them in the forest which is not often.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnK_BhuCcdc
>>219442615looks like noel coward
>>219442346corrlove a boreklove a baklava
>>219442612look at that little fella
genuinely terrified of owls mehate them
>>219442639
>>219442630you mean hitchcock
>>219442656Toby
>>219442631I'm not much of a sweets guy but my granny rest her soul used to make great Baklava, she was a baker and worked in a wheat mill factory.>>219442657It's bouquet of owls
>>219442657the gang just hanging out
Because they're absolutely, positively NUTS!
The problem with lobotomies mate is that the evidence remains
Written Japanese kind of looks like birds could understand it
>>219442745Don't read chick lit
A piece of poop just fell out the bottom of my corduroys but I just kept walking
>>219442676yes you're right, I always get those lads mixed up aha x
https://youtu.be/DL7-CKirWZEchoon
>>219442780When I was a kid I thought that was Mobygood chune though
morning lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl6u2NASUzU
good morning lads>>219442812morning mate
>>219442812Horseberg status?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERhmLwEkpEw>>219442812morning lad
I have done this before your very eyes, Alison.Perhaps it is time to take a breath and reflect on what it is we are doing.
>>219442812up and at em
we posting choons thenhttps://youtu.be/cYCziRrnGAg
>>219442812Good morning. That's a nice tnetennba.
foresty forest he lives in a van
little monke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT2J1Ot9N5c
>>219442873*gets confused and puts them both in the washing machine*
>>219442864I love her so much, great song you picked there ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sgb-5wbLpc
wish i was born early enough to experience the 90s
listening to classical feeling white
https://youtu.be/6W6HhdqA95w
>>219442952reckon i’d end up on the countryside in the end no matter the decade i was born in
it's up to me to save evropa
>>219442967For so many years I was putting of checking Radiohead out and recently got into them, great band them.
bish bash bosh
>>219442967he said choons rorke
>>219442994bush bish
spongbush bish bong band okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQzKwmAyS_w
bingbob big guy bants ok
bit windy out
>>219442855is dat...slowpoo?
>>219443073And we're loving it. Indoor day for us
YOU POOIN' ON YOURSELFYOU AREYOU AND NO WUN ELSEYES YOU POOIN' ON YOURSELFFF
imhotep
7:35am, already can't be arsed
>>219442860corr hes just like me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9egECwyfVd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB25yHEywGs
Mumberg poo Rourke catberg poo smells haha mousenonce pedorourke haha Bradley pooberg haha Happy Ramadan btw, I know its the most important holiday of the year for Londoners
https://youtube.com/watch?v=L3xpmfJp0Xc
>>219443117ausjeet!
>>219443096Very nice ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmlNVOxM1W4
when jimmy savile got exposed, did it affect the number of TV licensees?
mental how rorke was right about the world being run by satanic paedophiles
>>219443164tv licenses are a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpoquy9wC5E
>>219443164Curious how you think that would work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r7_jt9H1GU
>>219443121fantastic pins on the saxophone lass
the word trolling has disappearednow people say ragebait
>>219443132Pakipom!
No Surprises
Racismlad about?
>>219443226consumer activism is all the rage these days. the color of the apple you purchase says a lot about your values
Don't do it racismlad it's a trapA jewish trap
Sir Ray Cyst
>>219443261no meltdowns this time pls x
Sir Wog Hater
Kaboom
japanese cheeseburger
>>219443301Nah just got back from a 3 day vacationI've procured some great content for my folder, I'll be back to it in a few days
posters like you make this thread possible
I met a Jewish one time
making a space on the shelf for the next "did nothing all day" award
>>219443336>>219443336
leftypol selecting "Hebrew" on the language selection screen on the Borat movie DVD
For you, dadhttps://youtu.be/KQIRbV_noi8
