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Please eat corn.

dat nyukka got a big ah head

/the brit/ sub edish

one racism a day keeps the dude weed mongs away

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>Hello, my name is Aleksandr

I'm glad I hate rugby else I'd be well embarrassed about yesterday's result
But I do so I'm not

xev looks like jerma

>>219444575
im not eating deep fried seed oil corn syrup cowabunga supremes

>>219444575
elton

>>219444587
dragging it into the new? going a bit far

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>>219444534
OH N-

Anyone want to chat? I feel a bit lonely tonight

>>219444607
>All four men were British nationals
Ah.

>>219444613
chat shit get banged

Having a second covfefe

The colonies are comparing paki rape gang cases again

>I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans and fucking [indecipherable] don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don't want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. We are a white country. I don't want fucking wogs living next to me with their standards. This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? We need to vote for Enoch Powell, he's a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Enoch, he's our man, he's on our side, he'll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Enoch, support him, he's on our side. Enoch for Prime Minister! Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!

Can't believe people in /brit/ haven't heard this

https://files.catbox.moe/40fn0g.mp4

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>>219444596
You must.

Pictures of missing 14 year old girls from suburban Australia

>>219444625
What’s going on mate? What’s your favourite colour? Done anything fun lately?

ausjeet's last meltdown lasted four hours
I wouldn't wind him up again

you lot are fucking pathetic. arguing over the spelling of a name, meanwhile you're fat, balding, addicted to drugs and becoming impotent from wanking too often

not clicking that me

in that zone where I could have done with a haircut a week ago but at the same time I feel I can get away with another week without getting it cut

yet I know for a fact if I just get it cut I'll feel like a whole new man, brimming with confidence. But I'll put it off like I always do.

really weird how most people you meet irl never have any real strong opinions on weed but you go online and there's always the two extreme ends of the spectrum, one end acting like it's on par with heroin and one end being the retards who act like it's completely harmless
i don't think i've literally ever seen a reasonable discussion about it even once on the internet

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>>219444623
Bruce in turmoil

>He's still going with this ausjeet shit
What causes this level of mental illness?

>>219444664
ktim

>>219444665
Fascinating observation

>>219444676
>go out of your way to act like an insufferable retard
>people react accordingly
real fucking mystery isn't it mate lol

>you lot
i think you mean "we". youre here too talking to us. and im not fat or bald im just on a bit of phenibut thank you very much

>>219444665
people online are unhinged with no filter and people irl have manners haha wow

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Get that in you

>>219444662
i'm not fat actually

>>219444691
Isn't the point of /brit/ to act like an insufferable retard though?
Don't tell me you actually post here for a real reason like 'community' or 'conversation'
You're bent mate

>>219444688
Damn kot is bringing his friend to eat, how sweet.

>>219444653
my favourite colour is grey and im having gruel for tea

>>219444676
i'm pointing out the fact that you consistently make weird posts about the same topics for hours on end

>>219444688
AI muck.

also i think my critique on weed in the old was reasonable. didnt say it was heroin, but it's absolutely a net negative

>>219444665
My family all act weird in the vicinity of weed smoke in real life. You'd think they were breathing cyanide gas, the way they react to the brief smell off weed on the air.

>omg can you smell that it's disgusting it's just awful let's get away from here!
get a grip

>>219444718
Looks real to me

>>219444715
>i'm pointing out the fact that you consistently make weird posts about the same topics for hours on end
literally all that happens in /brit/
I can't tell if you're actually serious

>>219444712
most people really don't find it hard to just shitpost normally without acting like a complete spastic, you're just an unutterably autistic retard with no sense of subtlety whatsoever

>>219444688
Odd behaviour for a kot
Generally they don't like snakes or things shaped like snakes and there was a meme a few years back where people put a cucumber behind a cat while it was eating and watched it freak out when it saw it

>>219444730
it really is a stench most foul

Great, was in desperate need for yet another American to share an opinion about shit nobody asked about. Love the yanks and their insufferable bloated sense of importance

>>219444712
Why are you crying about it lad get a grip

>>219444712
People just act normal. Guess youre normally an insufferable retard

better air out the incelcastle, must stink of wank in here

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn71mvz8ne5o

>'I cleaned toilets while studying at Cambridge'
OK? And?

>Franks was a few years older than her fellow students when she arrived. But it was her working class background rather than her age that made her feel like an outsider

>They mimicked her scouse accent (she grew up in Merseyside, the daughter of a carer and factory worker). They questioned what school she went to and laughed when she brought a bag of grated cheddar to a party, to contribute to the cheeseboard

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Whinging Scouse cunt

>>219444737
>>219444739
>>219444742
im seeing triple here
nine aussies!

>>219444737
not the weird cuckposting shit that you do though

Enjoying the community and conversation here on the brit

>>219444752
Oh thanks for reminding me

>>219444747
This but new zealand

thinking about how much I love you all and wish you wouldn't fight ;_;

>>219444747
funny coming from you

>>219444705
sufferin' succotash

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>>219444747

>>219444743
It's certainly a strong smell but I think it's going too far to say it's unpleasant. It smells like weed. Weed is illegal here so any self-respecting adult doesn't want to be cutting about smelling of weed and having others think they've just smoked weed.

But in isolation the smell isn't actively a bad smell.

>>219444776
Name one time I shared my opinion about anything?

cornmong loves his corn

Going to make my umpteenth post about doing a poo, real quality /brit/ post that
>>219444739
>le subtlety to my shitposts
fuck up cunt, we're talking about a general with actual mass psychosis that has invented characters like 'Rorke' and talks about them like they are real people. Just because you'd prefer to bend over and pretend that we use British slang to appease poms that hate you doesn't mean I can't have fun ribbing you for it

>>219444796
oh, right here
>>219444747

>>219444788
crammed corn
lovely

>>219444795
it's awful

>>219444757
>laughed when she brought a bag of grated cheddar to a party, to contribute to the cheeseboard
Well that genuinely is retarded

>>219444801
totally not seething at all btw

>>219444806
Doesn’t count for obvious reasons

while im in london id like to visit diego

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would you like some cornbread mr. jingles

>>219444801
>that has invented characters like 'Rorke' and talks about them like they are real people
ktim ktim KTIM

>>219444801
Melty

>>219444726
Not for me, it boosts appetite, makes things more fun, it's a life enhancer. Literally the only negative is the tolerance aspect, for me. It's not something I'd consciously want to stop because I see no logical reason to. I was aversive to it before I tried it and then I understood.

It's surely less harmful than being here

>>219444819
Do you know where his grave is?

I’ve come way too far in my life to revert back to lighting up old ciggie buts from public ashtrays yet here I am

>>219444823
I've had that only one time, it was very tasty

why does he seethe and use the this place isnt serious cope while also posting seriously
bit hypocritical isnt it

>>219444801
what exactly compels you to shit this place up in the way that you do? for hours at a time? for literal fucking years
are you just a shitskin who hates brits or something? or are you just so fucking thick in the head that you think we're laughing with you and not at you. it's just so fucking bizarre mate

>>219444757
>she brought a bag of grated cheddar to a party, to contribute to the cheeseboard

frankly growing up in a council estate and scrubbing toilets is no excuse for this. If you've been accepted to Cambridge then it behooves you to know what a fucking cheeseboard is. You can pick up a variety of nice posh cheeses in Sainsburys or any other supermarket. She deserves being banged out for showing up with her Dairylea Dunkers and grated cheese.

I'm pretty sure that every single person in Australia
1. has a bag of grated cheese in their fridge
2. is familiar enough with the concept of a cheese board that they know it doesn't go on one
a classless socety, also a classy society

>>219444823
give me cornbread when i'm hungry

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>>219444836

>>219444836
Hope you get mega herpes

Rorke singing the blues
Leftypol scatting some jazz

>>219444849
Corn status?
>>219444823
Peng

the only yank food I'm curious to try is that pumpkin pie they have around thanksgiving

I can honestly say I have never in my life seen pumpkin pie for sale anywhere in the UK in all my years, nor known anyone who has made one

animals smoking durrys

really want to go to a black yank cookout and eat baked mac and cheese and cornbread and fried chicken and collard greens but they'd never accept an Australian white boy such as myself

>>219444832
inhaling carcinogenic smoke isnt good for u fella
you're just ignoring the negatives and would understand how bad it is if you stopped for a long period of time

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NTH FOR YUNO!

>>219444865
>Leftypol scat
right well im not going to read any further am i

would you ever consider it justified to spend £100m on a left back

rorke slicing a roll open and putting the bread knife back without washing it

>>219444832
the yank's right lol constant weed use is horrible for you
how often do you smoke? i've gone through periods of daily smoking in the past and the cons far outweigh the pros

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>>219444870
Make it every October me

>protogf doesn’t respond to me
>life is over I’m so depressed

>protogf sends me a nice message
>YAY!!! I love being alive

>>219444595
хyйлo

>>219444899
if i spend £100m on something i certainly wouldn't leave it back!

>>219444870
Its really really good. If you can find canned pumpkin its easy
>>219444876
Youd get invited to the cookout bruce

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just a bit of banter between mates yeah

>>219444914
FOY

>>219444757
I got accepted into Oxbridge as well and it's totally true, everybody that goes to those schools is a rich posh cunt (see Ruby Granger) that self-funds and larps as a Harry Potter character
As a fellow marginalized Britisher (Rich poms spit on Aussies), I can only imagine how rough it must've been for her.
>>219444841
>what exactly compels you to shit this place up in the way that you do? for hours at a time? for literal fucking years
Think you're thinking of someone else mate, I only intermittently post in /brit/
>are you just a shitskin who hates brits or something?
All Aussies hate brits mate, its a national pastime. When did you move over?
>or are you just so fucking thick in the head that you think we're laughing with you and not at you. it's just so fucking bizarre mate
Why would I give a fuck what /brit/ thinks? Nobody here is posting because they're looking for a comfy little community. Nobody here gives a fuck about you mate, you're an Aussie. They hate us.

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Also in that last thread I didn't say "racism" I said "hard-core racism", the implication being that we're obviously all racist, but that some people love it even more than normal

Trying to be half funny not left wing

>>219444899
what's a left back?
>>219444914
looks good chef

>>219444869
deffo a bag of baby peas in the freezer, possibly sweet corn too
Very likely a plastic tray of six corn cobettes in the fridge
Also I understand that the cooking ingredient that we refer to as corn flour is corn starch in US parlance, which has the potential to cause some cross-cultural confusion

>>219444877
When I finish my 21 day tolerance break I will stick to dry vaping it, I am concerned about smoke.

Without smoke, what other harms are there really?

>>219444930
Why are they responsible not the "mate"?

Iran? NOT invited to the cookout. They aint even got Rothschilds!

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but why did you unfollow me on instagram?

>>219444923
i like this one

>>219444912
Yeah for many months it's been all day everyday for me, it's definitely not good so I'm changing my ways. From smoking every single day, to only vaping on the weekends

>>219444968
Is that Dasha? fking hate her

>>219444940
He really was fucked up by drink, glad he got his shit together

>>219444968
that video always make laugh
she says it in a funny way

>>219444957
This brings me peace, and now i may rest.

Mental how they try and teach us that pacifism is moral instead of teaching us we should kill landlords

>>219444966
iranian women sex

>>219444968
>>219444983
Her nudes are very tasteful
Would ask when she's going to debut for a certain adult film company but that would draw the ire of Ausdog

>>219444899
roberto carlos

>>219444937
>All Aussies hate brits mate
>you're an Aussie. They hate us.
do you genuinely believe this? or are you just such a clueless sheltered fuckwit that you expect me to believe it?
fucking hilarious how you claim not to be the specific aussie flag known for hating brits and shitting up the thread, then go on to hating brits and shitting up the thread in the VERY SAME POST
you are in dire dire need of a life mate lol

>>219444959
just banter weren't it, pushing your mate to his death

can't be prosecuted for that

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remember when engaging with ausjeet that he posted this during one of his meltdowns
he is not mentally well

>>219444940
Bet he doesnt live in UK now.

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got no taskbar again

>>219444977
good lad

>>219444911
yes

>>219445000
She cheated on the bug man, I can't forgive her, also she looks so much like an ex of mine from high school and I don't like that. Both have russian ancestry which makes sense.

>>219444958
the complacency, smell, paranoia, how socially unacceptable it is to normal people, how much it costs, short term memory loss, probably more but that's just off the top of my head
im also speaking from experience here

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At that time: Jesus was led up by the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted by the devil. And after fasting
forty days and forty nights, he was hungry.
And the tempter came and said to him, ‘If you are the Son of God, command these stones to become
loaves of bread.’ But he answered, ‘It is written, “Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that
comes from the mouth of God.” ’
Then the devil took him to the holy city and set him on the pinnacle of the Temple and said to him, ‘If you
are the Son of God, throw yourself down, for it is written, “He will command his angels concerning you”,
and “On their hands they will bear you up, lest you strike your foot against a stone.” ’ Jesus said to him,
‘Again it is written, “You shall not put the Lord your God to the test.” ’
Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their
glory. And he said to him, ‘All these I will give you, if you will fall down and worship me.’ Then Jesus said to
him, ‘Be gone, Satan! For it is written, “You shall worship the Lord your God and him only shall you serve.” ’
Then the devil left him, and behold, angels came and were ministering to him.

>>219445027
works on my machine

katy forehead kiss sleepy cronem
likkle king x

>>219445025
fucking screaming
this is the freak that does the 10/10 in bongland and missing children posts btw
complete disaster of a human being

>>219445000
facialabuse?

>>219445027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEWG6kSYqlY

>>219445003
Hasnt got the legs anymore

>>219445025
grim grim grim
if only there was some tiny corner shop of the planet without anglosaxons or union jacks on the flag he could live and recover from his obsession with us

>>219445027
How many times do you have to be told, Rorke? Just install Linux

>>219445025
scream

>>219445007
Brits look down on Aussies. They know nothing about us and don't care to learn our history but expect us to know everything about them. They spit on our cricketers when we beat them in the Ashes. Australians don't have visa-free entry to the UK. Australians cannot be elected to UK parliament. They call us antipodeans (this is a slur).
Where's the proof that they like us? You suck up to them so much for their approval you must have some reason. But you're likely Irish-Catholic so you must know they hate you too.
>you are in dire dire need of a life mate lol
God forbid a lad shitpost after dinner. What do you do for work champ?

had too many biscoff eggs

>>219445069
used to eat that biscoff muck out of the jar
cant buy it anymore because of my affliction

>>219445064
Oh fark up you drongo freak

>>219445064
any comment on your bbc obsession lad?

>>219445069
Bet u sleepy after yamming them crodie x

>>219445064
>Australians cannot be elected to UK parliament.
Literally not true, anyone in the commonwealth can be

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respectfully I don't think anyone with a brain ever believed this

won't someone please think of the cricket players

>>219445056
not a virge am i

got microplastics in my bollocks

>>219445064
you're a pedophile who is obsessed with black men's penises
you have completely and utterly failed as a person

>>219445101
you and me both mate

>>219444968
looks like a trans leandro trossard
l'androgynous trannard if you will

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>>219445082
not allowed bath carp as i don't have a bath

*writes emotionally charged paragraphs*
im just ironically shitposting btw

>>219445064
>don't care to learn our history
>10000years of abos chilling out and eating each other and painting rocks
>Rum rebellion
>rabbit proof fence
>Cathy freeeman wins gold
See i know it

>>219445064
>Australians cannot be elected to UK parliament
Ackshually it's the other way round

>>219445114
he won't like this

ausjeet punching the antipodean walls of his antipodean house

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>>219445041
Satanberg mogged forever by are Blessed Lord

>>219445074
too spenny anyway

FOY

>>219445074
that stuff is fucking dangerous it makes me feral

>>219445118
Outrageous I demand to be let in

>>219445113
it not right

>>219445135
they do a fake one in aldi but its the same taste

>>219445048
I think Dasha would pair well with Jax Slayher or Dredd. I don't think Jason Luv would be the right play
>>219445078
Just being realistic. I'm a demographer so I pay attention. 60% of the global population will be African by 2100, with 4 billion people in continental africa alone (This is double the combined population of India and China right now). There's no point in being racist to the race that will comprise the majority of every Western nation, that's just fighting the inevitable.
>>219445104
>you're a pedophile
Wild accusation. Keep in mind that same thread I made a joke that set you freaks off (I didn't even post the BMWF porn), someone posted CP but you're still on my arse for a joke. Bizzare.
>>219445116
You forgot
>Singlehandedly secured North Africa and the meditteranean for the British in WW2, saving Britain from being invaded
That's a pretty big one, you basically owe Australia for your country's continued survival and yet you abandoned Singapore and left us to die at the hands of the Japanese

Free my brother bath carp

>>219445096
Says yougov is bollocks and johnny foreigners on vpns use it to fuck the data

>>219445172
Who’s bath crap?

right so he actually is just obsessed with black men's penises
I actually cannot believe some of the freaks who post here

Fuck off yank

>>219445146
Sorry Nigel, you'll need to acquire full Australian citizenship and then officially register your renunciation of your British citizenship with UK authorities
Of course you could run for state parliament or local government, for which dual citizenship is not an issue

>>219445166
>Singlehandedly secured North Africa and the meditteranean for the British in WW2
Is Montgomery an Australian?

>>219445166
have you ever actually thought about the constructive stuff you could have potentially done with all the thousands of hours you've wasted here trying to make internet retards temporarily angry for five minutes

wtf why does every /brit/ schizo like black men's willies

sir louis cyphre

>>219445039
>the complacency
Yeah perhaps
>smell
Depends, bongs and vapes aren't that bad, joints/blunts do smell
>paranoia
I've never really had this
>how socially unacceptable it is to normal people
This isn't true. The richest man in the world smoked cannabis on a live stream. 40% of young adults in the USA have used it in the last year. It's just common and normal.
>how much it costs
I buy an ounce at a time, I bet it's a lot cheaper than other substances including cigarettes and alcohol
>short term memory loss
Not really an issue

These aren't good things but for negatives they're quite mild. Obviously weed makes some people nutters but I don't seem to be one of those people

>>219445166
> 60% of the global population will be African by 2100
lol no it wont
populations rise and fall. you're a moron if you genuinely think that

>>219445201
He could have been if he moved house, which is all a Brit has to do to become more Australian than our indian chum

>>219445188
i think some people just live too long as virgins and it turns them whacko
making it to like 25+ without feeling the inside of a vagina does horrible things to a man's mind and we're just seeing the end result

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I’d lick the skid marks out of Emma Watson’s undies.

>someone posted cp
Well what can we actually do about that though
The proxy nonces will do that

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sex dwarf

Megamelty

got rescue me on

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>>219445064
Are you that Italian descended person who thinks his family were some Australian aristocracy or something, and that us mean Brits murdered you in Gallipoli and didn't care about the diggers and whatever

Are you that guy?

>>219445220
it's baffling

Something not right with the aussies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7DLD1tYOnw

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This is your daily reminder that England are the most successful national team of all time in the sport of association football. That is all.

right that's a gay webm

>>219445205
>thousands of hours
Bahaha you're cooked cunt, it's at most 10-20 hours max, I barely post in this dogshit general.
Anyway you didn't answer the question, what do you do for work?
And yes, I am being constructive. I just graduated :)
>>219445228
https://www.populationpyramid.net/africa/2100/
https://ourworldindata.org/region-population-2100
>More than 8 out of 10 people in the world will live in Asia or Africa by 2100

>>219445256
Most of them are normal, it's just the one nutter

>>219445220
incredibly common fetish amongst shitskins and chinks and autistic virgins, just look at /gif/

rorke breaking down in a black neighbourhood

Guess I should've been posting gay porn, then he wouldn't be attacking me
>>219445268
That's not me, it's the seething Fenian

>>219445259
its true but Brazils team from 1996 to 2002 including was something else

Maize fixes this

need a poo but I'm putting it off because it feels nice sometimes y'know to sort of hold it in for a bit

he's going to start posting statistics to prove how not mad he is
his multi paragraph rants are just trolling btw

not every /brit/ schizo is obsessed with black willies. mousey hates them talking about it

>>219445274
I'm pretty rorkeish but sometimes I like to fantasize about being a jazz musician in the 50s. my stage name is bluegum jackson

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We're gonna make it lads

might become a chartered engineer

Turpentine for breakfast

>>219445295
based

>>219445264
yes based on the current growth it would become that, but obviously it is unsustainable and will eventually fall
funny how you are unable to engage and just throw random links at me

>>219445243
source?

keep in mind it's like 9pm on a sunday evening and this aussie is setting himself up for the work week ahead by making himself incredibly angry on 4chan for no reason

i'm going down down baby

>>219445297
reckon it'll be a draw me

Inderdasdingly enough s44(i) was originally intended to prevent russians and germans and that from infiltrating the british australian politicsl establishment and required that a person was exclusively a british subject but as australian nationality evolved as a concept and a legal status british citizenship became being a subject of a foreign power
so we had all these federal politicians who had to resign and stand in byelections because they were closet poms

church bells are ringing out lads
love the countryside

shut the fuck up you fucking faggot

feel so much better and the day so much longer if I wake at 6am and go to bed at 11pm
so why do I get up at 9am and go to bed at 2am every day

does hershey's really taste like vomit? i've never had it.

>>219444645
>cholesterol
stopped reading right there

right im sick of hearing about alysa liu now

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There's at least one mentally ill Australian on here who obsessively hates Britain and wants Australia to be its own civic nationalist mutt wasteland

Cries about poms all the time yet wants mass immigration desperately but not from Britain

Bizarre person

can anyone recommend a good brand of Australian mineral turpentine?

>>219445308
>it is unsustainable
>uh trust me bro
Yeah it is unsustainable, but not in the way you're thinking. Considering current fertility, Africa will have the population momentum to reach that number, but any collapse afterward will trigger a massive exodus to Europe. If you think the migration crisis was bad, this will be a humanitarian crisis on a scale 10x to 15x greater.
>>219445328
But I'm not angry though, I'm lying in bed, properly sauced, with a honey log and AC/DC blaring. Meanwhile you're freaking out about a joke I made weeks ago and legitimately furious that I'm shitposting too hard for /brit/

>>219445353
yes lol it's fucking rank they use beaver bile or something ridiculous in the recipe

>>219445353
it's just grim. it doesn't really taste good, then again, neither does cadbury now.

>>219445353
whatever it is it doesnt taste like chocolate

>>219445366
right so you admit it's unsustainable and bullshit great stuff
stop replying to me now

>>219445353
no

>shitposting by joking about your obsession with black cocks
the joke is on you brother!

mad how we're all characters in mike leigh cinematic universe. can't wait for his poleyboo story

looks like it’s paki pizza day today lads

>>219445353
yeah it tastes like sick at the back of your throat there's a specific chemical they use that makes it happen

>>219445375
Cadbury is so shit now just tastes like cream and sugar and oil

Perhaps one day time travel will be nothing special

>>219445096
Literally just Africans

>>219445400
That'll be the day

>>219445353
it's fucking rank. they add butyric acid for idiot yank reasons. it's a shame cos i always thought the packaging looks like there's going to be a really nice chocolate bar in there but no it's just greasy yank vomit chocolate.

>>219445358
there's also the black cock + missing children obsessions
some people just end up permanently breaking their brains after too much time online

Saw one of them Mister Beast chocolate bars that a zoomer had nibbled on and left on a bus stop bench
was a 35 degree day and it was still solid as a rock

revving up the early new

>>219445399
Mars bought hotel chocolat too so you cant even have a posh chocolate these days

>>219445389
I don't think you understand what board you're on brother, this is /int/. Go back to /pol/ if you want posts about BBC to be banned.

>>219445353
yes, it's more like you vomited about half an hour earlier and then ate some confectioners chocolate. very cheap and nasty

>>219445420
like when they leave mcdonalds burgers out for a year and they don't grow mold

>>219445427
the thing is mate you really just don't need to post about how much you love a certain race's penis at all

What the fuck is he on about when he says DTFIC in response to weird downtempo / ambient songs

You can go with occam's DTFIC accusation and say that he's just throwing anything out there

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soon...

Miss those Whitman's Samplers they were some non-grim yank choccies

another day wasted watching youtube all day until its time to open my ginberg

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rorkes creps

Fuck all new games coming out this year.

>>219445420
apparently big companies change the mixture of ingredients in their choccy bars depending on the temperature of the country it'll be sold at

so the UK dairy milk will be formulated to exist at normal UK temps but if they sold a dairy milk bar in Brazil or Florida etc then it would be cooked up so that it wouldn't melt at their ambient temperature. Probably shite but sounds true.

>>219445427
so did you start life as a fetishistic nonce freak or did that develop over time?
did parents beat you, teachers nonce you or something?
what actually made you end up like this? or did you manage to completely fuck your mind up all on your own

>>219445464
The blob of love

>>219445469
nowt wrong with that

>>219445465
my mouth is too small for burgers so i each eat part individually

>>219445454
Happy to end my shitposting for good if every new /brit/ thread begins with the preamble
>We, the British posters of /brit/, recognize Australians as the complete and utter moral, cultural, intellectual, political and spiritual equals of the British people. We acknowledge the historical injustices we have carried out against Australians including genocide, and apologize.

>>219445465
800kcal but still feel hungry an hour later. Cant be doing with it

>>219445473
gta vi

>>219445465
not a fan
it lacks the graceful simplicity of the bic mag

ohmydays leftypol bruv

>>219445516
Yes? Hi :3

just found out lent doesnt count on sundays

>>219445469
>gin on a sunday evening
recipe for disaster

good moaning

>>219445495
not really shitposting is it when you actually get into big arguments with people lol

>>219445471
Uncs on facebook. Oh my days

>>219445510
shit myself violently the last couple of times i've had a maccers
second one i barely made it home and was contemplating going down an alleyway like a tramp

>>219445535
screaming

>>219445535
doubt anyone will ever actually get through to this cunt lad
some people are just kinda irredeemable

gdk is fucking peng

>>219445513
Not on pc

>>219445513
Thought that got pushed back and honestly don't give a shit about GTA, plus it will more than likely be shite considering what's going on with Rockstar

>>219445483
>stop talking about black dicks
>but I desperately want to know why you talk about black dicks, including pedophilic details into any molestation that may have occurred to you
I hope you can see how much of an unhinged freak you are, the projection is unreal.
>>219445535
Notice that I never start the arguments? I was just posting normally and these retards keep bringing up old shit.

>>219445543
Alri former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison

>>219445554
Had it once last year and it was overpriced muck. Barely any meat and packed to the brim with coleslaw. May as well just get a nice kebab from chippy for cheaper

>>219445566
>Notice that I never start the arguments?
what does that have to do with anything when you still argue for hours you fucking mong lmao

bizarre how obvious it is that the chinese have sent a Pyongyang-style crowds of 'enthusiastic' fans to the Winter Olympics for Eileen Gu
Just when I thought they were becoming more human at the Paris Olympics

>>219445566
>these retards keep bringing up old shit.
said old shit being the very same arguments you start in the first place you complete fucking spastic
do you really think people don't start to realise what's going on when one single person posts about one single topic incessantly for years on end? you are severely mentally ill

>>219445594
As opposed to hours of aimless posting about how you want to take a shit at toil?

Ate all my jelly babies yesterday it's so over

>>219445484
do you love him

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>>219445113
FATHER DYER:
Maybe you should go home and rest.

KINDERMAN:
I can’t go home.

FATHER DYER:
Why?

KINDERMAN:
The carp.

FATHER DYER:
You know, I thought you said…

KINDERMAN:
My wife’s mother is visiting, Father. And Tuesday night she’s cooking us a carp. It’s a tasty fish, I have nothing against it. But because it’s supposedly filled with impurities, she buys it live. And for three days it’s been… swimming up and down in my bathtub. Up… and down. And I hate it. I can’t stand the sight of it. Moving its gills. Now, you’re standing very close to me Father, Have you noticed? Yes… I haven’t had a bath for three days. I can’t go home until the carp is asleep. Because if I see it swimming, I’ll kill it.

Can’t become a famous person because people from my past will tell everyone the horrid shit I’ve done to them

Watching some autistic freak getting roasted by a woman on a vrchat stream. This is what Sundays are all about.

bit sad that people are so accustomed to a shit kebab that a 'german' equivalent - which is just a shit version of an actual kebab made by immigrants for a western audience, but one with more taste than britons - is a selling point to the british
maybe we'll get malaysian pizza and cameroonian burgers next

>>219445613
More than anything

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>aleksandr

>>219445566
>I was just posting normally
also your "posting normally" ususally involves you bringing up black men for no reason
>>219445611
bizarre non sequitur in response to the fact that you write massive responses to the people who wind you up
hardly shitposting is it

might get out of bed and go do stuff

>>219445626
What's a Cameroonian burger, one that believes in the big society? Haha xx

Sir Black Friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXEACtcEM4k

>>219445611
genuinely way more merit to that style of posting than whatever execrable tryhard ragebait faggotry you shit out

>>219445626
are 'actual kebabs' good though?

get the new made

Sir John New

>>219445624
same lad id have people tweeting about how i ate worms in grade 2

>>219445627
very good

Imagine being such an elitist neeky twat you don't like chippy kebabs

>>219445622
marry a pole, pay the toll

>>219445626
Swedish kebab is leng, I've seen some grim British ones

Umm rorke you mean 'kabob'

>>219445610
>you are severely mentally ill
Who is more mentally ill? The person that makes the post or you, who reads every post, throws a tantrum and spends hours obsessively replying to every post? Get off my dick you fenian rat, either tell me how much you support Northern Ireland remaining in the United Kingdom or be gone.
>>219445647
>also your "posting normally" ususally involves you bringing up black men for no reason
No it doesn't. I didn't even post the porn that set you freaks off
>bizarre non sequitur in response to the fact that you write massive responses to the people who wind you up
the flaw with your logic here is that I'm being wound up and not just enjoying writing stupid shit.
>>219445656
And that's why you're all too willing to bend over for the poms if they see you as one of them.

>>219445650
on a sunday? maniac

>>219445695
>>219445695

>>219445626
you already have australian banh mi

>>219445495
>Happy to end my shitposting for good if every new /brit/ thread begins with the preamble
>>We, the British posters of /brit/, recognize Australians as the complete and utter moral, cultural, intellectual, political and spiritual equals of the British people. We acknowledge the historical injustices we have carried out against Australians including genocide, and apologize.

Well with this post you've just sunk even further in my estimate

Can't you just stop being so fucking INSECURE, you're the least Australian Australian I've ever seen