the moment that ended rorke edish
first for nothing
can't imagine you going to cex just to see that tranny.
took a 3 day break from neet life after getting a job as a forklift driver in a tesco warehouse got sacked today(for losing a piece of paper) lmao not even upset about losing that shit job. just pissed off at myself for not calling the guy that fired me a jobsworth old cunt
>>219446742big beautiful animals
>>219446740scream
>>219446769wasn't worth posting the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtG1aewLKLA
imagine a 1000kg police horse charging you
That's church done now I need ANOTHER poo
>>219446764might go out and get a coffee hopefully the cute enby serves me again :)
>>219446798I'd knock that cunt out, one bang
>>219446798terrifyingimagine if it decided to rape your mouth
i love pixel gifs. especially ones of a city when it's raining
>When you like, love a woman, she's more beautiful than a supermodel cuz!Imagining this retard saying this shit in a lebbo accent, howling.
>>219446742>>219446771Qrd on what happened in Manchester?
>>219446769He won and you lost, spending days on end seething and coming up with shit comebacks which you never would've said to his face anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H20W0e_oSM
he's been fishing with the "cute enby" material for a while now
One of my biggest secrets in life I'll take to my grave is during COVID I made friends with a programmer from China and it eventually spiralled into a relationship as I thought he was a girl. But he turned out to be a sissy fetish type and he would dress up as a girl for me and we would goon for hours before cumming. I left Discord, went to college, got a job, and got arranged married to a girl from a orthodox Hindu family. Sometimes I still think about his cock and our relationship.
>>219446736well, people tried rationally explaining to you that even an average woman becomes beautifully alluring when you're both in love, but having (obviously) never known this feeling, you immediately mentally derailed and started rambling to yourself about how ugly fat people fall in love too as if that somehow invalidates the pointwhat was there to even respond to?
bocca lupo
>>219446826me toothey're cute
>yeah i just got back from a year in ausyou just know the rest of the conversation is going to be dull shite. do aussies hate having to deal with our lot going over there for gap years and whatnot?
>>219446861no-one cares frogposter
imagine a 1000kg police horse shagging you
>>219446861For fucks sake rorke...
>>219446834just a mob of fascist flagshaggers causing troublehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UDk1TWU558
mummy the antipodeans are fighting again
imagine a 1000kg harvey price charging you
got the lads in a discord call, we're all preparing for the huge goon sesh tonight.willies outlube upedge until 3am in the morningwhat could be better?
>>219446869thank you for replying to my post friend. here have another
>>219446865>well, people tried rationally explaining to you that even an average woman becomes beautifully alluring when you're both in loveThis is some stupid ontological bullshit, it isn't true. She becomes beautifully alluring to you in that moment, but objectively an average woman is not more attractive than a supermodel-tier pornstar with huge tits. End of.
yes ausjeet you're right pornstars are actually so fit and black cock is awesomeyou can give it a rest now
might start pretending to be deathly allergic to black mould
>>219446814what happened to needing a bf
>>219446861that happened to me too
>>219446909ever tried going outside?
>>219446769>got sacked today(for losing a piece of paper)I'm 99% sure no one would get sacked for that. There must be more to this story.
>>219446861
It's party time here at /brit/!
>>219446916cant tell if they're afab or amab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM
>>219446931bet you feel rough as fuck right nowlisten next time I tell you to go to bed mate
>>219446922 30+ man discord goon sesh happening at 10can't wait tbqh
made nice bacon sandwichlots of bacon lots of cheese small amount hp sauce
>>219446870I'm not from the East so I don't see many of them, but I think they're either in the middle of nowhere in indentured servitude on a fruit picking gig or on the Gold Coast. The women come and get porked by Aussie blokes and the men leave sexually frustrated because Aussie women don't go for poms. Kinda don't see why you'd want to go to Australia over somewhere like Bali
>>219446931Are you 80 IQ or summat
total enby love
>>219446953>cheese in a bacon sandwichFOYOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHd-PLgKlbs
>>219446967That's just a woman with a short haircut.
Rorke having a fine dinner with his familyLeftypol posting to bbc goon white extinction discord
>>219446914Gonna go after the poms posting about black dick in the last thread or are you only fixated with me?
>>219446967cute af
>>219446944Have you listened to this live version from 2019. His voice is the same, and he sings "the girl part" so well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvIzmTiYoPo
gen z boss and mini’s pink twat
>>219446970a petulant illogical post
>>219446944song fills me with melancholy nowreminds me of being at freshers and still not being able to pull
>>219446958>Balithe runts that go there are the next biggest offenders. hundreds of countries in the world and they all go to the same two
>>219446974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0JYkTQiGO0
>>219446970Don't ruin this gimmick with just putting in shite you don't like, fucking mong cunt.
>>219446911i know it might seem irrational to someone who has never even come close to finding love like yourself but it's trueyou'd better be prepared to die alone if you don't shed this teenaged porn addict mindset soon (assuming you're not like 30 and the damage is well and truly done already)
>>219446984yeah that's what all nonbinaries are
mental to think while i'm in the middle of having a crazy goon sesh with the lads in discord there are terrible wars happening around the world and people being genocide'd.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su7SYgMH-UcWill you be spending a day in Copenhagen this summer?
>>219446947feel like shit>>219446959?
NTH FOR YUNO!
>>219446834the usual suspects causing trouble
>>219446958>Aussie women don't go for pomsyou just know this faggot is a seething abo. Aussie women will fuck roadkill lying on the side of the road mate. not sure what you're on about
>>219446970fucking dickhead
>>219447029would nurse you back to health tenderly
>>219447007Better than Ibiza, that's for sure. I just watch Bread Gang to know where to avoid.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3v55rT_jUs>>219447014No it's not cunt, shut up you sound like such a preteen retard.
>>219447037That guy's black
>>219446958Had more sex in Aus with Aussie women than I've had in my own country
would like a gf with a lovely voice
>>219447042remember the fucking fish vagina vid from tassie LOL
>>219447042I have never, not once, met an Aussie woman dating or shagging an English man. Irish yes, Scottish yes. English no chance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIjVuRTm-dc
i dont listen to music, i dont play vidya, i dont read books, im not politically informed, i dont play sports, all i watch is nba highlights and cat vids on youtube, i lift but im not particularly impressive, i dont travel etc etc. how did i make it this far in life without developing a single interest? when people ask me what i do in my spare time i just say nothing sarcastically and they always assume that i do something, but after a while they ask again and i have to make some shit up
>dude porn stars are so fucking hot dude >i'm obsessed with bbc by the waywow this is some advanced shitposting!
>>219447066Where?
pooing out of my arsehole
>>219447079BollocksAs if they can tell the difference
>>219447086Moot had the right idea about Aussies
Here's a game
>>219447103Epstein Papers Moot
>>219446988she's rubbish at sex
>>219447086Not beating the Indian allegations
where do these people get all this money to go on holidays multiple times a year and buy cars and housesfeel like im taking a financial risk if I have more than a couple of takeaways in a month
>Onlyfans girls are making tens of millions of dollars but they are not attractive>I am very smart
>>219447114...yh
>>219447055you can't even attempt a response because you know i'm completely right kekyou are an unutterably porn-poisoned autistic pedophile who is going to die alone having never even felt the inside of a vagina THIS is how you've chosen to spend the gift of life
>>219447124credit
>>219447072thankfully i never saw whatever that was. sounds repulsive>>219447079uh huh. sure thing bud. keep coping :)
it's too early for hockey and i don't even care about it anyways. this is stupid
Tell me about Neal the Seal lads
Scacchi
>>219447124dont knowive got 105k saved and cant bring myself to even go away for a weekend
>>219447136bodied that freak
>>219447152calderdale area is nice this time of year
rorke hiding under the bed when the washing machine is on the scary bit
>>219447098Perth
>>219447144never did either thankfully 'twas just a minor news story at the time
>>219447164creasing
tung tung tung sahur
>>219447152based money saver. i have $154k saved and need to get my car serviced but don't want to pay for it lol feel like a jew
I'm a bit of a dunce aren't I
>>219447023Big Chinese tits
What's with so many lads on /brit/ saying they have nice arses?
>>219447184tung tung tung sahur
>>219447136>i'm completely right kekSure you are bud. Your plain jane is more attractive than a supermodel. Right.I'm already more accomplished than you mate. You will languish and rot in your Western Sydney hole while I go to greener pastures.Keep in mind you're tying the gift of life to porking some average woman, that's hardly living>>219447144What's there to cope about? I just don't see it.>>219447175Was gonna say it had to be either Perth or Queensland, they're special
>>219447175I heard they party there, my buddies went there
first blue sky I've seen in ages -- cor
>>219446742literal gta npc
me? 500k saved, live on cold baked beans, can't justify new socks
>>219446892That's based thoughbeit?
What happened to hotel bummed bloke?
wish there was a way to filter any post with more than one reply in it. instead i have to just not read them.
>>219447215How did white peepo make a whole operating system out of that?
THIS is how we're rocking all Summer '26.
Doing some googling
>>219447079I know one Englishman who went to Australia and he's dating an Aussie woman so it can't be that uncommon
robo bartender pouring me a pint of castrol
>>219447207you are a severely mentally ill pedophile virgin who is going to die alone no amount of limpwristed ragebait seethe will change this
>>219447267omds
>>219447215did u take that pic urself? it's gorg x
>>219447267I bought moccasin sneakers one time from a skate shop and wore them to a wedding at the beach, a lot of people complimented them.
>>219447274you're arguing with a man who is sexually obsessed with missing children's cases and black men's penises lad just save your breath
going to the gf shop, want anything?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb_-rZB2Foc
Recently become very aware of the fact that there's an increasingly high chance that I'll die alone
that is how you're rorking all summer '26
>>219447274I'm sure it happens, I just haven't encountered it personally.>>219447276That assessment seems a bit at odds with my life and its trajectory, so I think I'll choose to ignore what the random mentally ill nobody currently having a meltdown is telling me. Going on about missing childrens cases like cunt what the actual fuck are you talking about?
>>219447312bf
>>219447321https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rag_9J1ZC2g
>>219447312Yeah, get me a big tits nice ass latina/white mix. Thanks.
>>219447232assume he is waking up in a poz pit of shame this morning
do escorts let you wee on them
Was poo steaming last night and sent bradders gifs to my tinder matches
>>219447312Yeah one of these to go>>219447310
the great taste of charleston chew
Summer '26 we look playful but we're not playing around.
>I have never, not once, met an Aussie woman dating or shagging an English man. Irish yes, Scottish yes. English no chance.
>>219447330well-adjusted people do not act like you do everyone itt understands this, why don't you?
>>219447360mad how you were alone on valentines day tho LOL
>>219447312hapa please mate, blue eyes, more white looking than chinky
>>219447106Thanks mate I just lost the game
>>219447376Meltie
use to idolise Australia but then I found out it’s actually quite pozzed and full of Indians which made me really sad.Went through an existential crisis thinking about whats happening to the world. Nothing is comfy anymore.
>>219447359the eastern euro ones probably would
>>219447360ok and what of the cronem?
>>219447124DWP
>>219447381Goon
>>219447382hours spent posting about black cock on 4chan on valentines day xnun u cud do
>>219447388Not ziedy
>>219447312A big booba milfara please
>>219447398Im not ziedy ffs
>>219447380how they know hes a fag
>>219447399well you are
>>219447384i thought they had chinese people not indians
>>219447384isn't it mad that this is how the world endsno asteroid no nuclear war just infinite indians
>>219447290yes mate I am the painter and nature is my canvas
>>219447375You seem to think I act like this outside of /brit/. That's the fatal flaw in your reasoning (among the rest).Why would I care what anyone ITT thinks when /brit/ is so clearly unserious. Why are you taking it so seriously?I don't care what you say mate, you need to take that to heart.
>>219447407corrrrr greekette milfer sex sex
Something doesn't add up
>>219447411Well at least we know you aren't
Skinning a dead rat
That video of the muslim girl wondering what to have for iftar and then it cuts to her sucking off her white boyfriend
There was a poll in Croatia, and the no1 turn-on for Croatian women is Rupert Lowe supporters.
>>219447441fit that one
>>219447359Idk but some girls do
>>219447239mark and jez would love this
rorke getting picked last for rounders
Remember setting your Facebook status?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W-o5Y_GunU
don't ignore me you whore
I love actual autistic women so muchThey're the only foids that I don't hate
>>219447465LOL
>>219447359some do but it's extra
>>219447407vizares
>>219447428>I don't care what you say matethen why the fuck have you been replying to me this whole time you incoherent spastic is it because you know there's truth to me saying you're a complete failure of a human being who's going to die alone, and you just want to lash out? you're not fooling anyone
Go for Bournemouth mate, something happened there
>>219447473my gf is autistic she takes amphetamine daily to function
>Full of Indians>Les than 3% of population>Meanwhile in the UK it's around 10% South Asian>Following the 2024 General Election, approximately 14% (90 MPs) of the UK House of Commons are from minority ethnic backgrounds>The UK had an Indian PM>out of the 150 members of parliament, only about 7 per cent of Australian federal parliamentarians are of Asian descent >Australia has not had an Indian PM'Full of Indians'This is coming from the country where Tikka Masala is the national dish which represents the identity of Britain, and they can get curry sauce at Maccas
imagine /brit/ without all the demented freaks that post herewould be great
Rorke digging around in the box because his mum forgot to pack his shorts for PE
>>219447515LOL
Glad it's my day off
>>219447501>Tikka Masala is the national dish which represents the identity of Britainaccording to who>can get curry sauce at Maccasno you can't
is this the first time the belgian has slipped up making a post on the wrong flag?>>219447360
>Name? hmh... you can call me Aleksandr
>>219447508/brit/ being fast is what attracts the freaks
>>219447484Because it's fun to see you have an utter meltdown over nothing? I literally didn't even do anything to set you off, but you went at me like a heat seeking missile over some bizzare love trope bullshitIf you're not a pussy you'd post a picture of your partner so we can all see what you're working with, else fuck off, I have no reason to believe you're in a relationship either based on your hyperfixation and severe mental issues
>>219447535no he's just reposting something someone else posted the other night (as evidenced by the date)
>>219447472>>219447472>>219447472
https://youtu.be/5W-o5Y_GunU?si=i_y36eBf6nwpy8W4&t=174
>>219447535I'm not him I just forgot to take my 'n off
mental how the sydney neapolitan area is larger than all of southern england. the sheer sprawl of it. boggles.
>>219447501The national dish of Australia is a halal snack pack and your sausages are made of beef not pork I'd sit this one out chief
neapolitan area he says
Made butter chicken one time, it was very good. I've been to an Indian restaurant only one time and it was with an Indian bird and she was disappointed and rude because the staff/cooks weren't Indian.
>sydney neapolitan area
pooberg doing a number on my bumhole
>>219447578>halal snack packIt's called an AB actually>your sausages are made of beef not porkWe eat both, Australia is one of the largest pork exporters in the world
>>219447550>>219447562the random microsecond unix timestamp file names say otherwise. you're using frontend tools.you had a perfect game going but got sloppy. oh well.
post hot women now
>>219447548see >>219447276truth hurts doesn't it
Pussy footing
disembowel woke
aff tae servo
>>219447614>>219447616you're an idiot
fascism is good
>>219447614>the random microsecond unix timestamp file names say otherwise. you're using frontend tools.Nope it's a 4chanx option to have randomised file names
>>219447639So says you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLvQ_2V3-MQ
>>219447639its a bit rude i think
>>219447615
>>219447651Mr beast
>>219447473
are there any more easily mindrapeable nonces itt or is it just the one
>>219447618It's like arguing with a redditorI've already won in life mate, I've already got my achievements, what do you have? Some average bint who sucks your dick? Woah how did you score that supermodel?
How we're rocking all Summer '26.
Anywhere but to sleep apparently
>>219447656thats a man
>>219447673I dig this
would love to fuck you in the arse in a sun dress this summer x
sir tranny cock
riddled with forun flags in herenot on is it
business idea instead of a captcha for making posts, a captcha for reading posts
>>219447666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_HSa1dEL9s
>he thinks he's mindraped meThis guy is genuinely mental holy shit
>>219447691kindly take a moment to inspect the upper left quadrant of my flag
went in the garage for an hour, came back and he's still melting down wtf lmao
>>219447678clearly not
>>219447691yeh it's all these aussies
Britain First always causing it to kick off just before any right-wing party has a chance to win a by-election Totally not suspicious behaviour from a party that totally doesn't have any MI5 activity in it
Honestly fungal fucking toe nails are such a ballache. Anyone else had one and managed to successfully treat it? Feel I've been treating this one for half a year and not really seeing any improvement
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>cronem>bradders imageSCREAMING
>>219447726clearly
>Doctor Mike went viral after he was featured in BuzzFeed and People magazine named him The Sexiest Doctor Alive in 2015is he really that sexy?
>>219447684cornwall?
>>219447407looks like steph mcgovern
>>219447748who else would i be talking about
>>219447743he's jewish so that explains his social media success
>>219447743Mate get a look at the size of that schnozz.Says all you need to know about why (he) was selected.
>>219447719you've evidently been mindraped to the point of replying to literal thin air just close the tab mate this isn't doing you any good
>>219447606Have to export it because the public aren't allowed to eat it
>>219447731saw this on the news
Is it brat summer again this year?
ai girlfriend forgot my name again bless her soul x
>>219447743his missus is peng
Went to see Andy Parsons the other day. My favourite joke is when he said>"[current prime minister]?.....bit of a twat!"The entire bar stood up and clapped
>>219447793Yh
Working things out
>>219447731
aussies be like>poms? italians? greeks? no we need more indians
>>219447731was just saying this down the poowong hotel
>>219447772Are you going to take this 'victory' and fuck off or are you going to keep popping back up whenever I post in this general (which I will be doing much more often out of spite until the quality is noticeably worse), because you're so desperate for my attention and thick, meaty cock?>>219447780You got me there kek
post all that gay shit but when a real freak nigga is around you run away!
wish i could kll everyone in this thread
mental how no one realises that everything on clavicular/androgenic streams and everything on twitter is fake
Just looked at the Spotify premium cost, Jesus wept
>>219447806>>219447822>>219447825>>219447837
Poo
Ah yes, clownsThey definitely aren't funny
>>219447844seth efrica
>>219447842I can play every song that ever existed on youtube for free
>>219447842SpicetifyGet it installed
don't have any subscriptions me
>>219447825bit much innit? I got some ribs in the oven might can't leave those the apartment will burn down.
>>219447731completely unphased
>>219447821you are so fucking angry jesus christglad i could ruin your night mate x
I'm a little drunk so excuse me while I rant about the royals... I fucking hate that inbred pack of gutless cunts. The obscene wealth is one thing, but I also have to bend the knee to them, and feel bad for them when their associations with a prolific sex trafficker get them kicked out of their special club? Are you tucking kidding me? There is no way in good conscience that you can live in the UK, observe the staggering poverty some experience, and think they're a worthwhile institution. I don't care about tourism. It's disgusting and inhumane.
subscribed to the school of life
Biggest trap you can run
https://youtu.be/tcYodQoapMg?si=cZROiJ4EsiPHcabC
>>219447883you're one of the good ones
sludge pit
been to seth africawouldn't go back
*high pitched voice* under the briiiidge down toooooooown
>>219447900
how do we save britain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUGMZlvrR4c
always seem to get cockmogged
>>219447911corrrrrr imagine wallowing and squelching in that
>>219447911in a just world this is where i would be condemned to live as the foetid little slug of a man that i am
>>219447921in and out of africa
officially been awake for 25 hours now
>>219447888Androgenic’s at rank 53 now behind Piers Morgan, brutal…
scrom
>>219447910
poo
>>219447944u on drugs lad?
>>219447982Well said
>>219447952some people are clearly evolutionarily designed to bite off baby foreskins aren't they
>>219447982shut up spainfreak
>>219448003>>219448003>>219448003NEW
>>219447888that whole twitter account is either post-irony shitposting or complete mental illness i cant tell which
