Prev >>219438053Archaeofuturism edition
>>219447288Humanity really ought to be constructing more pyramids.
>>219447289I stopped drinking coffee 3-4 months ago. My only vice at the moment is 8-9 cigarettes a day.
>>219447288Hitler dubs subedition
Why is cum so active today
dear gezebelle gaburgably,release the fucking album
>>219447350The last edition was up for nearly 12 hours. At our peak, we used to burn through like a thread an hour. Sometimes less. Granted, this latest edition was overnight when many posters were asleep, so our slowest time of the day
Got the last fun I wanted. I'm happy.
>>219447464That’s good. Here’s to many more, anon. For each of us.
>>219446206What did the niggers do to you today Pierre?
>>219447322>My only vice at the moment is 8-9 cigarettes a day.vgh the mysteriovs balkan sovl
I never smoked cigs. And I quit smoking weed. But I still drink booze and eat weed gummies probably too often hehe.
>>219447520I used to scold people who smoked but I started smoking at 19-20 which is usually late for our country lol.
>>219447322I swapped out the cigs for Nicorette gum. Still a waste of money, but I get my nicotine, and without the smoking-specific downsides like shortness of breath
I am Hispanic and one time when I was 12, my crush walked past me in class and whispered "Hola"What did she mean by this
i'm short so i would look like a freak if i built any muscle
>>219447713I started smoking weed at 18-19, started smoking cigarettes at 25. I've never felt like I'm addicted to cigarettes though, like I've never really craved them and I've never gone through withdrawals or anything like that. Sometimes though when hanging out with a friend they will bum me smokes or I'll bum a smoke off a stranger on the street sorta thing though y'know.
My asshole has been really hurting the last few days so I'm going to urgent/primary care when they open in 4 hours. I have a history of hemorrhoids so it's probably a thrombosed hemorrhoid or inflammation or smth. God forbid it's rectal cancer but I'm too young for that and I haven't been bleeding so probably not. I'm not looking forward to having the doctor put their fingers up my butt though lol.
Happy 4:20 AM!!!!!!!
>weather went from 20s to 40s/50s this week>started getting cooler again yesterday>it's fucking snowing nowbruh
>>219448038I can quit anything except cigarettes, I've quit bread, coffee, weed, stimulants, porn you name it but cigarettes are the toughest, at least I don't smoke a pack a day. But I love a nice cigarette after a meal or while I'm working on something.
>>219448126Ask the doctor to kiss it better
tick tock leaves...
>>219448262That'd be a funny joke to make lol, maybe I'll say that if I judge they're good natured enough. Most likely not though.
>>219448262my uncle used to do that for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEBTWmr7-z0
You're everything you need to be. Just as you are.
>You're everything you need to be.>Just as you are.
>>219448658seattle this cock your bussy
you go through three phases of opinions about turkswhen you first read about them you dislike them because they are the conquerors of constantinople and historical enemies of the westthen you learn a little about their culture and the height of their power and sophistication, how they are more secular than other moslems, the fair amount of respect they have historically shown to the monuments they took under their controlthen you realize that on the whole they are pretty shitty overall again
>>219448842>then you realize that on the whole they are pretty shitty overall againgood twist
I routinely eat entire boxes of pop tarts.I’m sub 11% body fat, can bench 2pl8s, and do one handed pull ups. Life is so good when you get disciplined brothers.
I used to race home after school to watch music videos on TV. Anybody else?
>>219448889what else do you eat
https://youtu.be/HaxvTmyKZzw
>>219448910I used to spend my afternoons after school playing flash games and watching YouTube on my cousin's computer and waiting for my dad to pick me up
Where can I watch the olympic hockey game?
Momberg might get dairy Queen today
it is almost time for my retail debut
>>219449542I used to get a Dairy Queen ice cream cake every year on my birthday. Haven't done that for many years sadly however cause they're just way too expensive. It's like $50-$60 CAD for one cake.
>>219449423cbc gem
jerked to sissy hypno
>>219449881You can't shill out $50 on your birthday? Damn
Ribs are ready
>>219450148who's it for?
pros: no bitchescons: no bitches
>>219450194For me of course.
>>219450038I mean it wouldn't be me it would be my mom. But she gets me an expensive steak dinner every year so another $50 on top of that just for a cake isn't doable.
>>219450265Why not offer to pay for half the cake the treat of eating cake with momberg is worth it
>>219450148Ribs are gross so fatty and very little meat and then they get covered in some shitty BBQ sauce
>>219450379Cause eh, fuck it.
>>219450413I love the fat, when it gets rendered and nice. Also for this dish it's good to put fatty meat so the salty cabbage doesn't draw out the moisture, some people put lean meats or chicken but at the end they have dry meat.
>>219450024shockingly, only straight people do this
>>219450249you're gonna eat all that yourself?
>>219450673Yeah over 2-3 days. I was my last sour cabbage head from my winter batch.
Controversial opinion: Taxes should be easier
>>219450734Taxes are easy when you're on disability.
>>219450734Unironically AI will help with that.
>>219450790Not for self employed people working in developing industries
in brazil you just declare your gains, in bank app you can get a document for but most of it is automatically there when you go do it so its pretty easy, you just need to declare if you bought a house or a car something like that doesn't show up automatically
>>219450805How so?
USA is currently beating canada in olympic hockey for the gold medal
FUCK!!!!!!!
>>219450840you have to declare things that are often very arbitrary when you're self employed, like time spent working, business expenses, material costs. Say you have a specific job that requires you to work from home using your computer. Your internet bill, power bill, etc. become a business expense but say that job only lasts 3 days of the month/year. In most cases you can deduct part of your bill and even rent as a business cost if you're working out of your house but there are just a lot of traps you can fall in just for the IRS to come back and calculate it all for you anyway and say you owe x amount more or x amount less. So really there is no reason for them to be difficult to begin with
hello. time for church
wassup dudes
refs currently trying to give the leafs the win
>>219450979I see, thats pretty shitty, I do agree that it should be easier, they make it complicated on purpose.
>>219450995Wtf lol. Why did I think it was Monday? The life of a NEET I guess.
Alright dudes, hear me out: Japanese women, but inside dilapidated buildings with their slightly-pungent feet out.
shut up coomer subhuman
>>219451351I could beat her in a fight.
Woke up and ripped ass crazy style
>>219451093how are you catfren
>>219451467p good. and you?
Wtf happened?
>>219451520good good, had a nice lunch and now i'm chilling
>>219451541product of soviet cloning program. like... duh
>>219451541they replaced aryan putin with some mongoloid and though no one would notice
>>219449423nbc or peacock
>>219451279Haha wow you are so random
Trump and Putin are fighting the NWO.
cummypies i am drinking covfefe
interested to see what happens with ukraine's military momentum when the war is over
Time to smoke some weed and play some video games, do you know what I am saying?
team canada cheating again...
stayed up way too late award
FraudDavid FraudKinnon
would you rather date up or date down
>>219452151Canada, which is still under the British crown, is an outpost of the British Rothschild Zionist project to infiltrate and subvert the USA.NEVER trust a Canaanitadian.
Characters from my personal A.I. slop sci-fi universe I've been "writing" for a year.
that penalty was bullshit
McGill University in Canada was one of the main centers of MKULTRA experiments.Jordan Peterson, whose mission is to subvert the American right wing, comes from McGill University.
>>219451828D O G F U C K E ROGFUCKER
>>219452440stay mad lol
>>219452453keep on truckin' and dog fuckin' kekD O G F U C K E ROGFUCKER
rice is so good not by itself by as a base for you to eat things with
>>219452331By the way there's no sexual relationship between these two.
It's cofe timehttps://youtu.be/pc8WFYhkatA
>>219452440Does anyone remember Colby 2012
>enter /sp/ for first time>hockey thread is full of assnice
fuuuuck good game
AMERICA WONTHE ABSOLUTE TOWNSHIP OF CANADA
Fucking frauds
As penance America may subject us to ownership of CaliforniaWe take this defeat with great humiliation
WONT YOU FLYYYYYYYYYYYY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH FREEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIRD YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qNHTriYVuA
Reddit in shambles Canada was supposed to save everyone from American fascism
>>219452552obsessed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_ULjT_02hE
>McDavid loses again
>>219447318Yeah what's with that? Pyramids are awesome. We should also make more buildings in other shapes too! Or statues of famous heroes or like dinosaurs and shit, but that are actual buildings too. Imagine having an apartment located in the frenulum of the giant pterodactyls penis... Or having lunch on a patio located on top of hitlers mustache! You could look up his nose and it would be all plasma screen TVs! YES! We should also have those horizontal escalators they have at airports all over instead of sidewalks! And every once in a while someone will get eaten by one like in China! Yes! YES! The machine hungers for bone and blood and pain!
this is our 9/11
Haven't been here in a month but I'll come back to laugh at canucks
I just watched a video of a Jaguar playing with a baby duckhttps://youtu.be/EPOIS5taqA8?si=xdSfkbZggonWcc5x
4N is gonna be litty as fuck
>>219452830fucking lmao did you know your resident dogfucker is also a redditor? >>219453061dogfucked kek
no one thought canada would win lets be real
I think everything is gonna be alright bros we’re back in the good timeline America is so back
Good game, US had a great team
What will Trump tweet, cumbros?
>>219453270Everyone thought Canada would win Last time we won was 1980 while Canada constantly wins and has 28 total gold medals in men’s hockey
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
I am great swami who sees all and knows nothingAsk me any three questions and I will most certainly answer with truth.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>219453297>auston butthews>great
NO! That swami is a putz, I'm the Great Sphinx. Ask ME any 3 questions and know their answers in truth.
god bless the united states of america and nowhere else
The sphinx knows nothing, Ask me 3 questions, the bunny of time
been ingesting absurd quantities of food. chili for tonite tho
The amount of cope on the Canadian feed is embarrassing.
HALT. I am the great genie, I know all, ask me... Wait no I grant wishes not answer questions...
>>219453311The thing is that in sports, looking at the performance of past years, let alone decades, is useless. You have to look at the games of the past few weeks.So when I saw that we literally had to refpuck both the czechs and the finns to even be medalists while the USA team was slaughtering everyone they came across, I knew we had no chance.
>>219453410hehe, they REALLY do
>>219453408I knew it was over when McDavid was on the team>one of the “best” players >can’t fucking win
>>219453408Yea I thought we would lose too
I love sports dude I love seeing hunky muscular men (especially black guys like the NBA) get paid millions of dollarsMake sure you place your parlays on FanDuel you can use my promo code: bbcluverleaf for up to $2000 in valueDid anyone watch heated rivalry? So good.
Nobody watches the NBA anymore
>aight then, Riddler, Riddle me this... >Batman caught ya bitch out at the spot last night. Splurged a couple racks on her. >Where did ya bitch go? LMFAO
Funny how redditpaki says that while homosexuals famously do not like sports
NBA used to be really good until they changed the rules now it's gay contactless sport
>>219453488Shit ain't been the same since Kobe...
Golden state warriors ruined it
Use this for the new
Canada didn't even make it in the top10 of the medal table.
NBA is memechuck and fishing for free throws
me right now
>>219453563>you cant just shoot 3 pointers, you have to crash the boards and dunk!Lebitch ruined it with his team hopping and the media slobbering his nuts
>>219453593>loses on the oilers>loses in the olympicswhat DOES he even do?
>>2194536023 pointer based game boring, lost 45% of viewership in that era
I don't like watching NBA because they pause the game every 10 secs to show ads for goyslop.
Momberg always yells at me to pull my pants up because my jeans are baggy and they fall down.
>>219453649if the NBA would just let people defend like back in the bad boy pistons era, 3 pointers wouldnt be as much of a problem. Now if you so much as breathe on a player(SGA) or touch him with your fingertip during a shot you go to the line. And the last 5 minutes of a game are god fucking awful with all the foul baiting
NBA should be a full contact sport and they should lower the hoop by a foot
>>219453446Crosby out on injury wasn't helping either
I have lived in the south all my life but I don't have a southern accent not even a little bit. I am immune to it.
reading criminal law
I started watching the sopranos
LMAOOOO FUCK CANADA AND ALL CANADIANS
>>219453854what does it say about fucking dogs mr. dogfucker?
Puerto Vallarta is on fire.Multiple cars and busses burned, road blocks being set up with stolen vehicles.Somebody from Cartel Jalisco New generation was arrested, this is retaliation.>• A federal security operation in Tapalpa this morning triggered heavy armed confrontations in the area. • After the operation, civilian armed groups responded with narcobloqueos (criminal-style roadblocks) across multiple parts of the state. Vehicles are being burned and used to block highways to impede police and military movements. • “Código Rojo” security alert is active, meaning all levels of government forces are mobilized to protect civilians and restore order. • Reports indicate blockades and vehicle fires in multiple key locations across Jalisco, including: – Zones in the metropolitan area of Guadalajara. – Puerto Vallarta, with vehicles reportedly burned and emergency services responding. • Some local events and services have been suspended or canceled due to the unrest (e.g., parades, transport operations). • Transportation services in parts of the state — including public transit in the Guadalajara metro area — are being disrupted as a precaution due to safety concerns. What is not confirmed yet:• Official casualties or arrests. No confirmed death or detention figures have been released by authorities at this time.• Exact objective of the federal operation. Authorities have not publicly detailed the specific target of the Tapalpa operation.• Clear assessment of danger zones. Reports are still evolving, and while blockades are widespread, it isn’t yet clear how sustained the situation will be.Safety context (based on live reports):Extraction from press coverage shows that this is an active unfolding security incident with confirmed disruptions to travel and some daily routines. The situation remains volatile, and official updates are expected throughout the day.
>>219454103wouldnt wearing armour and shoulderpads on the wings make it impossible to fly?
>>219453355where are my keys?
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