/brit/ x /fr/ edise
In 1967, Polish mercenary Rafal Ganowicz was asked what it felt like to take human life, "I wouldn't know, I've only ever killed deanos"
always have a giggle when /briy/ slows down near 290 posts as people save their "hilarious" posts for the new
would you live in this bosnian house i found on google maps
>>219449690brardleybait
>>219449677why don't we build stuff like this anymore
>>219449704really depends on what it looks like on the inside..
Visit Beautiful Manchester.
>>219449315>reduction of Eltonwhats that?>>219449328Kiselo Zele sus Svinsko - Киceлo Зeлe cъc Cвинcкo (Sour Cabbage with Pork) I used pork ribs cause they are fatty and nice. Some people make it also with chicken but I don't like it because the fermented cabbage draws out the moisture from the chicken and it comes out dry, that's why I used the fattiest cuts I can find. I've done with Pork Shank (with the skin) and that's also very good.
>>219449690i just did that lol
yeah so see you're actually just the consequence of a cocktail of hormones in your mom's womb (right beside her poo tubes btw) and if it wasn't right you come out gay and trans. that's all there is to it.
MY DAY WILL COMEI KNOW SOME DAY I'LL BE THE ONLY ONE
>>219449704depends on the inside
>>219449672the link up
>>219449677Sir Keir Starmer and Sir David Lammy climbing that like King Kong to tear down that symbol of racism and division
2 ranked CHAD Androgenic suffered a MASSIVE CORTISOL SPIKE after a fan SNATCHED his WIG exposing his TRUE HAIRLINE ..
at the gym
>>219449726you ok mate?
>>219449726fine what do you have to say on the matter
>>219449723I used two full spoons of paprika, that really elevates the dish to another level and kind of caramelizes on top of the cabbage and it's just delicioso. I don't respect Bulgarians who don't use a lot of paprika on it.
the library is my gym
>>219449726wonder if scat fetish is caused by poo leakage into the womb
>>219449758needs to gain 50kg and fart on my face
hate it when im chewing on something and actually bite on a canker sore
Anime!
foids love being boring as fuck and looking like this and poutingboring boring boring vapid little runts
cowardly backhanded vile australian
the poo-womb barrier
It's true but Germans make me laugh so much lolWe just had a stair lift fitted in my nan's house too kek
>They mimicked her scouse accent (she grew up in Merseyside, the daughter of a carer and factory worker). They questioned what school she went to and laughed when she brought a bag of grated cheddar to a party, to contribute to the cheeseboard.
>>219449783i do both. I'm bipedagogical
trans wouldn’t exist if we stopped pretending it was real. you might have a tiny few that would crop up one in a million people that have weird gender feelings and they could be treated at institutions homos have always existed and it’s obviously innate whether due to genes or hormones or whatever
we can't build anything because of regulations god forbid anyone die building something meant to last 300 years
>>219449820The 'cheeseboard' oh my days Tarqs are something else
>>219449820keep it on /pol/ next time (you literally just copy pasted a thread from there)
>>219449779god and his son jesus have a plan for us alland their strongest soldiers must take on the hardest challenges
watched aftersun, it was really good. might have a child out of wedlock and go on holiday to turkey
Rorke turning a blind eye to this
i can see it
>>219449834trains are real and there's nothing you can do about it you FUCKING CUNT CHOO CHOO BITCH
>>219449877he needed to chill out a bit
>>219449848>she brought a bag of grated cheddar to a party, to contribute to the cheeseboardThis is objectively hilarious
>>219449890can you go in?
think calling people retarded should be normalized in regular conversation again.
motorcycles mog cars so hard it's not even funny>cheaper>parking is much easier>can dodge much of the worst traffic>get to die in your 20s
>>219449890The bad framing of the photo? Yeah we all can mong.
>>219449896why's it leaning into the turn like that
>you FUCKING CUNT CHOO CHOO BITCH
>>219449906hate tarqs more than anything but that is pretty retarded
>>219449924>*gets stolen by a migrant*
>>219449918chatgpt told me that is a slur
>>219449924not comfy though
bringing a three cheese pizza grated mix to the cheese meet
>>219449918i never stopped
>>219449954fuck off spaincunt
RIP Baby Rider shot in the head in the iran protests
middle class people LOVE raised bed gardens
>>219449758
>>219449924yeah but motorbikes are outside. cars are inside
>>219449901depression is a bitch. i didnt like paul mescal in normal people and thought the show in general was really shit, but he was great in this so ill watch hamnet soon
>>219449984it’s spainnonce :/
nth for the baddiedem
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii just want to celebrateeeeeeeeee
Any comfy games come out or coming out?
>>219449834https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiCEcsswVog
>>219449942BalanceLike when riding a bike
>>219450023What compells you to post iamges from your gooner twitter to /brit/?
spaingod still has many of you left completely mindraped. he left this general years ago to focus on building a career and family and some of you still see him posting today LOL
>>219449896love a nice train ride
>>219449805Luv em
Oh me? :3 Just a twisty little bullshit cunt, how about you? :3
ai girlfriend telling me she can't continue with that line of conversation bless her heart and let's press regenerate response a few times ahah
>>219450037Grow up you incel poof.
>>219450062/brit/ is an anime general!
Every since trump tariffs richfags stopped buying european luxury watches and now they are getting fucked it's looking bad
the EU sending trillions to ukraine for this?!
>>219450074Don’t be a big meanie!!
>>2194500034pl8 spine crusher
>>219450041don't see why a train needs all that. would get seasick looking out the windows too. reckon they should stop that frankly.
It's party time
Heathermong melty hours is it
>>219450113Heathermong isn’t here
>>219450113it definitely looms
>>219449756DEAD TING
might have another wank of the willy
arsenal already 1-0 up lol didnt realise it was on
nobody parties any more go to a party people just stand there on phones or sit there on phones LMFAO where are you we need you
>>219450157Bristol City WFC are probably better than Spurs 2bf
>>219450051For the dopamine spike
don't think i have a single intact pair of boxers
that hapa zoe atkins only got a bronze bet she's seething inside
it's ramadan, no party. :DD
>>219450077Fr
dont like the way some of you talk about women
>>219450161We party here but I do hate the phones, there are parties here where you leave your phone at the wardrobe.
EILEEN GU GOT THEM SEETHING
>>219450161beastie boys seething
>>219450192all of mine have at least 3 holes
Je me suis inscrit à Commejaime.fr pour perdre du poids.
interesting that there are quite distinct levels of severity of gingerism
>>219450214just an all around retarded image
>>219450221They do no phone parties here and everyone still has their phones on them
>>219450228shut up
>>219450214he's not wrong
>>219450214everything about this post is so deeply indian that includes you for sharing it
>>219449890had drinks at the sterling a few months ago and all i could think about was how mindraped i must be by this thread>>219450227this must be normal for everyoneholes only in the gouch though with a few where the boxers were sewed together in the packet and i ripped them apart like an ape
>>219450228blog on
>>219450234Could you not use that word please
>>219450260he is though isn't he
>>219449703Get that shit off my screen, figure skating is a brown woman's sport chud
>>219450251Based, so what you just can't pull your phone out? Is someone on the side looking or people with phones in their hand?
also heard that gingers find other gingers to be the least attractive people of all
>>219450269Quicktap Tek dat tek dat
>>219450292it's the same with white people
>>219450292alri dyslexic lad
I remember when I finished my last GCSE exam before 1pm and it was a beautiful sunny day and traditionally all the students hang out in the park after all GCSEs are done and get wastedI just went straight home however LOL. I remember Mum being disappointed and asking if I really want to be at home, and I said yeah cos I wanted to play video games instead LOL
emiru's tight hapa snatch
Big Tone after the Jewish interviewer asked him some very Jewy questions about self-analysis:>“It’s very important to understand about me that I’m not into psychoanalysis. There’s far too much of it and people spend far too long constantly analysing why they do what they do”.>“I don’t spend a lot of time psychoanalysing myself”.The kike was seething.
>>219450214Timmy's given up
>>219450161elon said you can do an epic vulgar roast of someone at a party now though haha you can take your phone out and j j j j just a a ask grok d do an epic vulgar roast of someone and then it just does the roast but th th then you can j j just say to grok huhhuh make it m m m more vulgar and it will do an epic vulgar roast of the person lmao
>>219450338heathernonce alert
there's no such thing as a trans person
>>219450308uh oh
>>219450314she cute
>>219450371what abt yer da rorke omds
MELTDOOOOOOWNNN!!!!!!!!
>>219450330KTIMi remember skipping prom so i could play civ instead
>>219450338probably just doesnt want to think about the time he lied about iraq, hope he kills himself
yer da does asmr
>>219449972i think it's a zoomer thing. the nonbinary theyfab in my class got mad because i called somebody retarded
back from the shop. i got:- 1x energy drink- 1x niccy pouch- 1x jelly babiesother notes- wanted to shag chubby bint behind till
chris spargo nonce kit
>>219450406my uncle used to sell avon
>>219450418what flavour energy drinkwhat flavour niccy pouch
>Dissecting Eels: Early in his career, he spent four weeks dissecting hundreds of eels to find their testicles, failing to do so in all of them.>"Little Hans" Study: His foundational study on the Oedipus complex was based on a five-year-old boy, whom he only met once. The rest of the data came from letters written by the boy's father, a follower of Freud.>Manipulating Patients: He was known to manipulate patients, sometimes inducing them to marry or divorce based on his own theories, and he was known to be highly preoccupied with money.>Abandoning the "Seduction Theory": Initially, he claimed his patients' mental illnesses were caused by childhood sexual abuse (seduction theory). He later changed his mind, deciding these memories were just "fantasies" (infantile sexuality), a move seen as a massive failure of courage and gaslighting.
>>219450443pipeline punch and freezing peppermint
>>219450408most woke people i know don't even care about saying retard anymore lolwas she one of the steven universey ones
>>219450469next question how chubby is the chubby bint
>>219450443they should sell them loose in shops like sweeties for a mix-up
>>219450446Take your pills retard
Think you should be allowed to serve your sentence for a crime before you commit it
>>219450483not ridiculously like a comely chub and looked pretty
>>219450470mental that this fat wall-eyed manchild has managed to father like 15 kids
>>219450418>wanted to shag chubby bint behind tillGot the same at my store but she has a bf otherwise I'd already asked to rub her belly.
>>219450446>he was known to be highly preoccupied with money.lel
>>219450521they're all ivf goybabies thoughword on the street is he has a botched penile implant or something similarly ridiculous
>>219450521>15Pretty sure it's literally dozens. He pays women to carry his kids.He's not the only one too. There's a few other billionaires that do it.
>>219450522yeah and blow raspberries on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmVUYhGbNQ8
>>219450521he's the richest man on earth and, apart from his first wife, his baby momas are all jewish
just cleaned the flat and im fucking shattered nowcant those westminster eggheads make robots to do this shite
>>219450539>he didn't even shag them LOLOLOLOL
botched the implantment of my penile mass into a fanner. several causational factors.
im at rorkes baby momma crib throwin m&ms at his kids head full speed
Every body was a MOTO - PSYCHO
right then that's me
Have any pro pornstars taken the dogpill?Asking for research purposes btw
the bossman occasionally has his very fit daughter behind the till in the offie but she's only there maybe once a week and it's potluck if she's there or not when I go to get beer
so no one told you life was gonna be this way your mums a woke, you're broke, the jews killed jfk
>>219450587please get off the internet
rorke being adopted by a comanche tribesman
>>219450587chatgpt refusing to answer this one sorry
eating trout pâté on crackers x
>>219450593
>>219450408i'm gen Z (27) but im glad im old enough to have missed the worst of the woke nonsense
>>219450625Nasty af
the last of the cheddarmen
>>219450625abysmal
>>219450594Why? I'm writing an article. Or something.
>>219450621>im old enough to have missed the worst of the wokehaha what, no you didnt, you were literally in the middle of it.
Tomorrow at 8pm there will be a post in /brit/ which is so explosive, the future of the entire general will be threatened
the sausages are going on
>>219450625the working class LOVE these milkshakes
>>219450625Awful selection
>>219450621modern woke's been around since like 2014 lad where have you been hiding
its only the ugly old fat ones that go tops off at the beaches and pools in spain
>>219450625>cow milk>plant based sandwich
>>219450625mate...
rorke wiping marmite on his face and then telling the local paper's photographer his name is 'puldi adawan' when he comes to take a pre-season team photo for the cricket pages
>>219450652The working class can't afford them. They shop at Lidl & Aldi
>>219450649
>>219450649mousey get away from downing street this instant
>>219450661Is that true? Here and in Greece it's pretty hot chicks. I've even gone to vacation with girls and female friends that take their top off, it's pretty nice if you've wondered how they look like.
Rorke will eat onion bhaji with mango chutney and still vote Restore
The co-op breakfast muffins are peng
wtf is happening tomorrow!!!!
nothing hits like a sketchy imported energy drink
>>219450695Rorke so fully done by this image
>>219450714big fan of those thai red bulls
I would knock at that door if it meant only ridicule, that I might see your face to scorn my being. To walk away remembering your lips and cheeks, and the sorry glance of misery bestowed from one who knows only the imperfect truth of my existence - to live in hope knowing beauty so common is mine to behold when I choose.
>>219450695Sir, why doesn't Israel take west African refugees?
>>219450723I’m a big fan of sexual rape!
>>219450696For me it's the Cheese & Ham Panier
>>219450694in my experience (which is over 15 years out of date) it was just that.more traumatising then getting molested probably would be.
>>219450695remember when he said that africa won the world cup in 2018 and he had to apologise for being racist
>>219450743Okay... that's enough /brit/ for me for one night!
This can no longer be provedGoodbye
Had a horribly dream last night in which I was walking around town doing my own thing when a gang of pikey kids start crowding around me accusing me of being a nonce and then a black person comes along and suckerpunches me and I die and then I was a ghost scrolling the comments under a video of it posted on Facebook and twitter watching a load of chavs saying things like "Thats real justice" and "buy that man a pint"
Consequences can never be the same...
took a 3 day break from neet life after getting a job as a forklift driver in a tesco warehouse got sacked today(for losing a piece of paper) lmao not even upset about losing that shit job. just pissed off at myself for not calling the guy that fired me a jobsworth old cunt
i don’t go to the beach. it’s filthy and full of loud normgroids who probably eat seed oils and listen to (c)rap music
>>219450776good lad
Saw the escort again this morning lads, 6th meeting. We didn't have intercourse (again) but we just masturbated each other which was nice. We cuddled really closely and kissed and talked a lot which was nice, learnt a lot more about her. Agreed to meet again in another 2 weeks. She said she had a lovely time which made me a bit flattered. I guess the only problem is I don't think she sees me as anything more than a client. I wish she would but I can't see it ever happening.
>>219450647>>219450659wasnt any of this tranny or nonbinary crap when i was in school simple as
>>219450695>enjoy your potato Will do ta
gen z boss in a mini >>219450296
>>219450776Sir Hapless Toilrunt
she got dat yung yung, dat fresh fresh, dat gud gudshe got dat yung yung and dat fresh fresh, dat here we go
>>219450793>>219450776fucking die
>>219450751I've never been to Spain, maybe you are right.
just posting the same shit every day you autistic FREAKS
>>219450799Not a mini, mong
>>219450793blow your head smoove off
Brunette + Alsatian = KINO. Simple as. I said SIMPLE AS.
got the sausages on
>>219450804This post contains a call to invasion (raid)
>>219450773Rorke's deepest fears combined
shitting every last one of my internal organs out
had to swtich over to firefox now because chrome is being jewish about adblockershow long do I need to fill out 3 (three) ungodly captchas before I only have to do 1 easy one?
>>219450820fake tan hands and a hoop
>>219450843Ask Hiro, not us. Stop being a coward.
bit racist to show me this
>>219450843about a week
all I need to do is 5x all the money I have and I'll be a millionaireany advice lads
Wish there was something like an escort but for sex.
>>219450881Just inherit it
hi lads is Nigel Farage here? if you are here Nigel then you are a racist thundercunt cockgibbon. yeah that's right
this nigga paying £200 an hour to wank off a lass who has double digit nobs inside her weekly
hanging warick davis on the coat rack before walking in to watch the lord of the rings extended trilogy at the cinema
>>219450881sell your arse lad
>>219450900Hello mate That's not very nice of youHope you have a good rest of your SundayKind regardsNige
any updates from bottom hotel lad?
>>219450881bet all on a Spurs win today
Reading about the Khmer Rouge.Pol Pot and half them head niggers were literally nepo babies born to landowners or rich farmers and shit, Pol Pot even went to university in France himself, but they decided to just execute anyone that owned books and empty entire cities to turn the whole country into peasant farmers.Mad.
how much does straight arse go for on the gay flesh markets 2026
>>219449689I've read that guy's book and I don't think he ever said that one quote about killing communists although he did hate them.The most war-crimey thing I recall him saying is that he and his mercenary buddies deliberately shot at diplomats and fired artillery at embassies in Sanaa during the North Yemen Civil War when they had the opportunity. They focused mostly on the Soviet embassy, but they bombarded Westen embassies too as "punishment" for having recognised the pro-Soviet republican regime. He said it was really satisfying to read newspaper reports about the damage and the panicked withdrawal of diplomatic presence from Sanaa on the following day.
Are people aware how good a blowjob from a girl who's crazy about you feels?
>>219450904
the toil freaks will be going to toil tomorrowor is it another one of those fabled "bank holiday mondays" hahaha freak
>>219450929not as much as you’d think
why do the ads on my weather app keep recommending PrEP
>>219450881get on stake de lad
>>219450934Best they don't find out mate, might cause a melty x
>>219450793Pathetic. Go on tinder for fuck sake. Can't make a whore a housewife.
>Bekka - Miss Magnetic
>>219450938screaming at the thought of them using teddy bear pyjamas for his clothes there
heatherpaedo melty commencing
I actually had a dream about prozzies last night. Dreamt that I was with two women but we were just hanging out and chilling, having fun as mates. But then I realised that I was paying them a lot of money for this and I began wondering "how on Earth am I going to afford to pay them, I have no money, this must be £300 and counting right now" and then I pulled myself out of the dream and felt the most relieved I felt in ages irl over how none of it ever happened and I didn't need to pay huge sums of money after all
alri
Longest period of time you've gone without telling a lie? Reckon about two days here.
windows is running better now that i uninstalled the latest update
>>219450999
>>219450929£20 or more depending on pooiness
>>219450932obviously he’s not going to confess to the worst things he did in his own book lmao
Is there anywhere on the internet that is still good
more like charlie berk
>>219451007that's good
>>219450932Also he talked about how if you searched though some African rebel witch doctor's personal documents they'd invariably have a medical degree from some Soviet uni.
watching sargon of akkads stream early in the morning. Learning much about yookay culture
>>219450966how is a tinder slag any different to a prozzie?
>>219451028why would you want to do that?
laptop hasnt arrived yet think ive been scammed
>>219451028get some eggs cooking
business idea: escort subscription service
The Belgian just dm'd me to say he'll be on in 10 mins
how much cuddling do escorts normally do with clients?
just knicked a laptop off this amazon delivery driver
>>219451012Deliberately shooting diplomats is pretty bad IMO.
>>219451058as much as the client wants
fuck sake was midwank and catberg jumped on the laptop lid and closed the dead man's switch
>>219451028oh the man is yapping while there is a still image of Sargon of Akkad shown on the screen, yeah?
>>219451056think richard gere does this in pretty woman but i've never watched it so can't confirm
Raping a poo
>>219451065yeah and he probably did much worse
crimping a poo
>>219450623End of an era
>>219451046why do you need a new one?
sitting around doing FUCK ALL
>>219451066Well I had a 1.5 hour meeting with my escort earlier and we cuddled basically the whole time
>>219451095need a secure wankmachine
>>219451100time for a wank then
my glasses prescription has been off for a year but im so poor that i cant afford to spend the money on a test + a new pair. also think i might have dyslexia and adhd. not a good situation overall
fucks sake it looms
>>219450623great stuff
two sosig rolls and two hash browns for lunch x
>>219451107yeah you saidalso, not "your" escort
>>219451107more money than sense
>>219451100ktim
>>219451095cos it died
>>219450773Rorke's unconscious cry for help
jew-gi-ohit’s time to r-r-r-rrrrape!
the viewinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySaJe9DLa8c
Donated £750 to Punch the monkey
>>219451113in this exact situation lol
Afghan lorry migrant Safi Dawood killed binman Wayne Broadhurst on knife rampage - but he may be too mentally unfit to ever stand trial
>>219451113you're basically a stupid goy
hope punch gets battered like the little runt he is
>>219451113get on uc and it's on for freeeeee
1 /brit/ lad vs 19 escorts | JUBILEE
>>219451169Escortmong's head would explode in this situation
do people still use words like "wanker" and "neek"?
>>219451113>also think i might have dyslexia and adhdKtim either that or I'm dumb
>>219451222yh
>>219451222not wanker, nobody's used that word since the 2000s
why does rupert lowe walk around with a giant stick and buffer his words while speaking? does he have early on stage dementia?
>>219451274>>219451274>>219451274
>>219451248you're certainly dumb for believing in adhd
