white tupac edition
>>219453595he looks like EMINEM
im the white robert mugabe
>>219453624theres a vid of some afrikaner girl talking about how she named her goldfish "robert mugoldbe", and when it died, the real mugabe did too. then she said jirrrrrrrrre and the vid ended
>>219453635conceding to this one, the captcha took too long
das ist berlin bitch
Toby custard :3
if I was a drug dealer (weed) id>buy some cesium or plutonium >put it next to the weed seeds >"dude this weed is nuclear or someshit" this would sell. even if it was dogshit weed then they are even prized seeds
>>219453665>cesiumFOY
might need to shag an anime girl in her anime fanny
>>219453665the alpha radiation from the decay of the material would kill the seedas a scientist, i'd expect you to know this
>why haven't you moved out yetthis is why I don't go outside
>>219453679cesium is the only one I bothered to remember because its nuclear so government is like >noo you cant have that to make your own seeds
nice and sunny outside but i'm sat inside :/
>>219453665>Exposing growing plants to radiation has a range of effects depending heavily on the dose, type of radiation, and species, spanning from beneficial growth stimulation at very low levels to severe damage, mutation, or death at high levels. Generally, high-level radiation causes acute damage, including stunted growth, disfigurement, and reproductive failure
lost my virginity to an anime woman
>>219453713it's caesium you silly cunt
>>219453665If you have the means to buy plutonium why are you selling weed
>>219453743luv of the game son
>>219453690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffvkc6VdIUA
>>219453704if thats real I would just put the seed in water (to slow down the particles) >>219453720not going to pretend that I have read anything but the radiation that benefits growth is things like putting the seeds in a microwave for a short time can help but longer kills them more. but there is the same for having no light and even poisoning >>219453743to make plutonium weed
*does a little dance*
Toby coming back to /brit/ with a fucking bang! He’s got all the little runts eating out of his hand before he bodies them all with his scientific prowess!
get out the way yoget out the way yobiggie smalls just got dropped
up late eating cheese again
>>219453772good>>219453769cringe
>>219453767>if thats real I would just put the seed in water (to slow down the particles)water wouldn't block the radiationyou'd encase them in graphite, but then they'd not growall over, this isn't a great hypothesis, i'm not going to stump up the grant moneyi'm out
post about making bombs out of fertilizer
/mug/ tomorrow inshallah
>>219453804nuclear particles move slower through water
>>219453812lovely pussy
>>219453826not even slightly true
ebayan!
if you put a seed in water it activates and you can see if its pollinated based on whether it floats to the top or the water, or sinks
>plutonium weedmeth toby onamadone
>>219453772>white supremacists are so desperate that they're now trying to use a mixed race woman who was raised by a chinese single father as the bastion of their movementGive it a rest, we're all woke now
think i've got female brainany time i have to deal with something mechanical or hands-on my eyes just glaze over and i have to get a real man to solve it
We played hide and seek in waterfallsWe were younger, we youngerSomebody, we will foresee obstacles
>>219453882ktim
>>219453852it's the same with eggs
>>219453882dont be ashamed princess
>>219453882same lol i’m such a ditzy little flower
>>219453882>>219453900
um..
toby if you're into nuclear at the minute go look at the windscale disasteryou will like that
i don't shag
breaker breaker, come in earththis is rocketship 27aliens fucked over the carbonater in engine number 4, i'm gonna try to refuckulate it and land on juniperhopefully they got some space weed, over
might give the ol' sissy porn a watch while i'm locked up and bouncing on a dildo
>>219453928should be executed
>>219453931I hate nuclear. we should burn coal all the way >>219453928I hate grey squirrels
any really funny AI webms?
>>219453962>we should burn coal all the wayyeah, bet that's what you reckon
Having a bout of that mental disturbance where you're aware of your own lonelinessShan't be reaching for the piss though as it's not good for you
kier should give toby full control over the uk’s nuclear weapons supply
>>219453902eggs dont get pollinated you unbelievable polish cretin
bet that was about how black people have now ruined saying "burn coal"
brits couldn't hold up their end of the deal and win the curling gold baka
>>219453922me doing not so girly things while listening to my girly playlist
Have you ever considered taking medication to treat your OCD?
>>219453984you are chinese and in a wheelchair
>>219454032No thanks. Put that cup away and just let me have your armpits.
>>219454027yeah so what? put me in the front seat with you and i bet i whoop your ass
*cracks open a '64*well it's five o'clock somewhere! aha
14 year old anime girls
>>219454046
that post wasnt me
>>219453989media illiteracy award
>>219454057ummy
funny how /sp/ is just /int/ but actually funny and basedtoo bad sports are shit
wanking to attractive japanese girls having passionate sex with very ugly men
>>219454052im on the second voddy, the last dregs of the weekend's bottle
>>219454074wanking to attractive japanese girls having passionate sex with attractive japanese girls
bakushin chiyono incident
anime girls are fitter than real life girls obviously
>>219454098>bakushin PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT PLAP PLAP PLAP
are we all watching the soccer
broke up with the gf on fri. feeling really empty today.
Happiest /brit/ posterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeeRqMB9WFI
>>219454140I’m not a nigger
this is not a serious general.
>>219454144
>>219454144font
>>219454140yes
dabbing on cunts bigly with the mortar in bf6
this is multiplication by using addition if you want to divide numbers without using dividing, you can subtract the numbers to do that. he is using base-10 but you can use any modulo so long as they are all the same mod>so it also goes that you can do subtraction by dividing the numbers and addition with multiplication
>>219454175fojf
>livingston
tumble dryer is taking an awfully long time to finish for some reason
>>219454208forgot pic got put on the trail for this video because I want to learn how calippers work! this is still the thing before (I was trying to subtract numbers without using division because I couldnt use it)
>>219454242there was never a man on the moon thoughbeit
>>219454233got my clothes on the clothes horse in the garden todayfirst day of the year been able to do somostly dry last time i checked but having a peek on the security camera to make sure they've not fallen over again
>>219454175i like your flag
>>219454233the CIA
Fascinating.
>>219454175didnt know georgia isnt a part of the us anymore wtf
anime mentioned
what's that streaming website that's really good and it was posted here and it was really good
toilberg just sent me this
in my mind, I got bakushin O from umamusume pregnant
>>219454272imagine being an overworked asian man drawing that shit
>>219454283
>>219454276mental how foreign this image is
>>219454301the yakuza wouldnt even care btw (if it were me doing it). they would be like, "welcome the bakushin O family" and wed drink sake
Rorke eating the BIG BAG of Skittles today, he's gone BLOODY MENTAL!!!!!
>>219454301whys this horse retarded
any poo man in?
>>219454342(i'm rorke)
nettle sake
meatball sub ordered
>>219454358me! me!
i like puffins
poofreak samefagging I see
rorke looking up rude words in the dictionary
any time, any where
rorke making an unregistered firearm and walking into subway with it on an open carry license
>>219454401me too!
rorke downloading the urbandictionary app to his iphone 3gs
the escort told me she was non-verbal until 10bizarre honestly
>>219454431imagine a girl saying this to you. I would go say "in 5 minutes" so I can drink milk and then get it going with my finger down my throat and throw up in her mouth 5 minutes after I say that
the idea of dating sounds unbelievably terrifying
>>219454465:/
>>219454275youtube
that's grim
Caught covid in the big 26 lads
slow cook slop in the slow cook slop machine
>spamming the same stupid story because you posted it earnestly once and got bullied relentlessly for itwhy does this always happen
>>219454500its 5PM wtf
gonna refry some beans
>>219454452this is how she would have too look for me to achieve an erection
>>219454452I'd eat her shite
>>219454489oh cheers mate
>>219454472the key is to date someone you actually find fun and interesting to talk to. Any anxiety or nervousness fades away and it just becomes hanging out with a girl that may or may not have sex with you later
Obama??
>>219454523peng>>219454452grim
>>219454523the toilfu has a single shitty tattoo on her left inner arm that I wish I could just magic away, it's like a scratched wheel arch on a ferarri
>>219454558looks like a girl in the 240p thumbnail
>>219454545sounds like a lot of hassle in the end not interested in all that
gf has about 10 tattoos my only rule is none on her face or tits
your honour my client stated the vibes were off
the thought that I may or may not have to have sex later is terrifying
>>219454577cut her arm off
>spurs>>219454601not sure it's really up to you is it
Drinking cold black 2 day old coffee as a Lenten penance
>arse
>>219454507woke up in the afternoon and had nothing in to cook until 10 minutes ago
forgot to start drinking I made that post before he sent his btw
cant wait for my enchiladas
>>219454623I won't lie that has crossed my mind but I don't think our relationship is quite ready for that
>>219454663why not just open a pack of oreos onto the floor and eat them how they fall you dog
>>219454676for me, it's beef ragu in the oven for another 90 minutes
>shitaly
>>219454688i don't have oreos in the house
>>219454545having a gf is the same as having a dog
>>219454676the curry road not taken
>>219454707not interested anymore as I have to get my dick sucked (this is why I cant be trusted in EU society, imagine)
>>219454657why do yanks always drink old coffee does it sit in a jug like this
two retards fighting in this premier league derby
>>219454715right well thats not true at all is it
>>219454733Literally that exact machine, id post a pic but youd see my swollen fat pink hands
arsenal bottling it as usual
>>219454757women are the exact same as children too. thoughts? I think women are retarded. how about you?
>>219454452tattoos are battle scars from the war you are fighting with yourself
>>219454452That's a man
not retarded... but mentally, women are the same as children
rorke flummoxed
>>219454778You write like a bit of a retard yourself
>>219454807yeah?
Rorke taking the train to church.... leftypol suddenly becoming anti public transportation
>>219454825Yeah!
>>219454843buy an ad
>>219454845either a child or male
Poor Koba.
>>219454845or pretending to be retarded
>>219454871koba not ape
>>219454833Well that's leftypol sent down the mines isn't it.
Niece scammed me into doing her homework. Smashed it obviously as I'm a 30 year old man doing an 11 year old's homework, but it's all online so perhaps there's a hidden timer or something the teachers can see and they're gonna see I did it all in 10 minutes
want arsenal to winspurs getting relegated would be funnier than arsenal bottling the league
>>219454891oh no they might give you detention
>>219454906scom
>>219454891How does one get scammed by and 11 year old?
>>219454863>>219454886Are you drunk?
>>219454903hope it's poo flavored
>>219454923blackmail
>>219454871And what became of Koba? Well let's just say he became leader of the USSR because 'Koba' was Joseph Stalin's codename......heh heh hehhhh
>>219454934nah a bit tipsy
>>219454871>None of the top Bolsheviks saw action at the front. big surprise there
>>219454903
off to the gf store anyone want owt
>>219455019dog gf please
i'm a jeepim a peugeot
>>219455019the duck want up to the gf store and he said to the poor, running the store, hey bum bum bum, got an bfs?
hate cars and drivers
l went over, there was nobody home!
>>219455064you mean you're afraid of cars and driving
>>219455039nicked my post for the second time
>>219455019one of these if they've got them
Girls and their bananas!
might put the wank folder on a hidden SD card just in case I die suddenly and the family decide to check out my PC
FOOTBALL FOOOTBALL FOOOTBALL'S ON
>>219455019can i get a brown one please !!
>>219455085they dont do that
>>219455085was in istanbul and the amount of 10/10 qtpies i saw is just unreal. turks can't suffer
>We're fining you £20,000 for not complying with the online safety act4chan: nah we're not paying that and it's impossible to enforce>Ok, now we're fining you £500,000
>>219455085stupid brainrot videonice patterned tights
>>219455120>were going to spy on people through their samsung smart TVs
anime
>>219455103>>219455106>>219455145
>>219455085mystic spell written out there
>>219455141zoomers are like 24 now (Google said something stupid like 14-29, which isnt an answer by the way) thats nuts
>>219455077weird lie
gf did a really smelly poo this morning
>>219455120your fine is now... one BILLION dollars...
self deletion
>>219455167bet she'd be good at pegging
oo a oh she's following me
>>219455212need an obsessed with me stalker manipulative gf
Do you prefer Japanese or Turkish rizz?
>>219453665>AYO GOT THAT WDM
>>219455167need her to just rip my cock off
just scranned a bit of pizza
>>219454903You want a flake in that?
>>219455279what've you done that for then
actually, being horny is worse than no gf and not horny
>>219455234obviously Japin fact girls that do the covering mouth thing drive me wild
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDUZuBsQ-zU
>>219455292Toiled
>>219455292hungy
>>219455303So you're not into confident girls that know what they want and are upfront about it?
sexo suzuka
having thoughts about cringing over past experiences again
alri
awaiting orders
>>219455361haha look at him go
>>219455374clean my room
>>219455374Feed and Seed before you Fuck and Suck
>>219455361ktimalso I need that webm of the little car driving and then it cuts to warwick davis behind the wheel
>>219455374training for priesthood are we
>>219455348no, I find confident girls too intimidating
>>219455234neither i much prefer blonde-haired, blue-eyed white girls to whatever this crap isthat's some loser timmy shit
She works in "climatey things" and I'm a wickle rorke should I send a like?
>>219455381affirmative*starts hoovering*
>>219455413Yes
>>219455420*goes to sleep*
>>219455404For me it's not even that. I just find them annoying.
>>219455413i put liberal but i'm only looking to get laid not actual relationships
>>219455413why even bother shes just gonna ghost you if you don't say "fuck ICE" and "trans rights"
>>219455413tell her you're an ardent loweist and will be implanting many white e children into her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsG6omtJBVg
>>219455432I know the feeling, my job is filled with confident girls and it becomes quite tiresome after a while
uhhhhhh
dealing with PSTD, anxiety, and depression
>>219455483a feast
>>219455489none of that is real
>>219455423>>219455447Alright I'll do it, I'll convert her>>219455437>>219455432I put conservative, you'd think it wouldn't show any mega lefties but she's put "other" so maybe that's why
>>219455489go fight in a war
rupert lowe will soon be photographed smiling alongside 'good' black and brown people. "these are the kinds of hardworking immigrants we welcome", he'll sayhe's no different to mirage farage. the bnp was this country's last chance. farage once said that his greatest achievement was helping to destroy the bnp.
>>219455483yanks couldn't imagine imbibing such ambrosia
>>219455523rorke will get his 900k indians per year and that's a good thing
>>219455489*fixes it all with a firm handshake*
>>219455409So something like this?
>>219455523You literally cannot get elected in this country without appealing to immigrants.
me and the boys chilling
>spuds
>>219455483Is this Kay's Cooking?
>>219455555No because that's a bloke
LIVERPOOL
>>219455578why you lying for
>>219455565get 'em relegated
>>219455523Do you get off to being miserable and pessimistic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggKr7HvxjDM
>>219455608relapsed :(
>>219455608r
>>219455584Great grandad from thereHad 11 siblings
>>219455555Personally i prefer slightly more feminine faces, so I'd pick a different blondeBut she's still far, far superior to whatever this is >>219455234
>>219455555she's made for the beeb
Why do Canadians suck so bad at hockey?
feeling dread over my future lads wahey!
>>219455578Are you retarded?
might access the electoral roll to find out the fit neighbours name
I taught my dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground...We went from Barking to Tooting in half an hour.
>>219455649face too slavic
>>219455632Do you like black women?Liverpool is predominantly an Irish diaspora city, and Irish diaspora men love black women and like to raise black offspring with them
>>219455642they don't have baddie wasians to take care of them before the match
gordon ramsay sex dwarf
>>219455669Yea i do and he was 0% english
>>219455649Rorke would rather import indians by the million than this
cryptomongs still suicidal?
>>219455664that did numbers when you first posted it
>>219455649This is a different bitch. More feminine face.>>219455666You're right. Her face is too slavic to be ideal. Still undeniably great, though.
NEW>>219455696>>219455696>>219455696
>>219455682Can you confirm that your great-grandad wad Irish diaspora and that you like black women?
>>219455645I'm a doctor. Do chores, jog. 15min jog can fix you for hours. The only thing we should procrastinate is dying.
>>219454144Well now you're fuckin free, man!
