>be born in mexico >get up at 4 am and get a 5 minute shower before the water runs out >eat your breakfast of nacho enchilada with cricket paste >take the 'truck' bus but you are hijacked by the CJNG >they kidnap all the people inside the bus but they can't take you because you are too fat >get shot twice but luckily you were wearing a ballistic vest that your marine cousin gave you from a stolen batch he sold to the cartel >wander around until you are picked up by another bus >get to the estadio azteca where you will watch the chilangos de santiago vs matamoros templarios match >there is a human stampede and two hundred people die so the match is suspended >wait for the bus back home >you arrive to your house and walk past a bunch of kids playing with the severed head of your neighbor who died after an explosion caused by himself drilling into a gas pipe trying to steal fuel>eat three kilograms of beans and rice and go to bed , but your bed finally collapses and have to sleep on the floor>pray for la virgen guadalupana that you will one day you will lose enough weight to walk across the border to the usa and meet with your cousins there to join the mexican mafia
>>219464079Nobody reading thisPeople love Mexigods and hate Argsimians
>>219464079>be born in the US >get up at 4 am and get a 5 minute shower before the water runs out>eat your breakfast of nacho enchilada with cricket paste>take the 'truck' bus but you are hijacked by the CJNG>they kidnap all the people inside the bus but they can't take you because you are too fat >get shot twice but luckily you were wearing a ballistic vest that your marine cousin gave you from a stolen batch he sold to the cartel>wander around until you are picked up by another bus>get to the estadio azteca where you will watch the chilangos de santiago vs matamoros templarios match>there is a human stampede and two hundred people die so the match is suspended>wait for the bus back home>you arrive to your house and walk past a bunch of kids playing with the severed head of your neighbor who died after an explosion caused by himself drilling into a gas pipe trying to steal fuel>eat three kilograms of beans and rice and go to bed , but your bed finally collapses and have to sleep on the floor>pray for la virgen guadalupana that you will one day you will lose enough weight to walk across the border to the usa and meet with your cousins there to join the mexican mafia
>>get to the estadio azteca where you will watch the chilangos de santiago vs matamoros templarios match sovl
>>219464079this is too funny and terminally online to be from an argentine
>>219464079OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>219464130'ruke
>>219464079They're calling it the most argentinian post of all time
>>219464079Mexico has never recovered from this post
>>219464079Suenas calado, maistro
>>219464079Devastation beyond recovery
>>219464079Puto pinche, nunca seas norteamericano o blanco cabron Chinga tu madre
>>219464079
>>219464079SOVL
>>219464130I read the entire thing. It was funny because it's relatable (i'm Mexican)
>>219464130Bodied that freak
>>219467558Muttal beero solid
>>219467558Did you draw this?
>>219464079jaaaaaaaaaaaajajajajaja they do be like that
>>219464130based
bumping this gem
>>219464079No offense, but all of you latinx countries are the same. I forgot exactly when, but in the early 2020s Argentinian cartels were chimping out in a similar way. I specifically remember a /int/ thread of them killing some random guy in a booth
>>219468403Definitely killing some random guy in a booth is equal to mexican cartel dismemberment videos being published nonstop since digital cameras were a thing. RETARD
>>219468601>>219468601I only bring up the video because there was a thread about it. If memory serves me right it was a small part of a wider incident. You latinxs are the same, the only real difference is a flag
He seems like a wealthy fellow if he can enjoy all those amenities without having to work.Maybe you are jealous of him.
>>219464079>you arrive to your house and walk past a bunch of kids playing with the severed head of your neighbor who died after an explosion caused by himself drilling into a gas pipe trying to steal fuel
