I think not giving a fuck about it and letting my hair fuck me up landed really well then (second time YOU have done this)

Elon you're unwell

Also, I love hair mate

Your frame of reference for events that are about to take place are informed by your role place at work

Please act accordingly

All the world's a stage

Symbolic violence Elon, why are we engaged in it 24/7/365

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8bAbvk5Hs4

It's gonna be sunny today which is a nice change from the 3 days of non stop rain we got.

speaking of events that are going to take place

day 1 (it rolled over from day 6)
>shower
>hoover
I know I have to go clean the kitchen more. another counter top
day 2/3/4
>go outside (make myself available for a gf)
>finally do some more metal cans

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfxmcCeE5YM

Sorry, misclick

good things happen in the (rare) event(s) I make myself available, desu

Yes we'll done, someone's caught on to the stream of events in this thread and sees at last what glyphs are

If you want we have an opening for an intelligence officer role (there is no such role - a kind jape) of the kindest sorts in the next two decades months years and oh....fie, never!:))))

I guess day...3 will be hoover 2/2

>>219467971
Yes mate let's all talk in morse code

im plump for the pump

very bizarre thread

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Need her butt in my face when she farts.

Morse code, good heavens why?

>>219467981
mm well if the world doesnt revolve around me - and someone isnt just trying (poorly) to gaslight me - then maybe its some sleeper agent that got activated by my posts

Tap tap tap says the fishmonger!

Fie..

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksLkfFJIdPo

>>219467986
Bizzaro /brit/

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Police are appealing for public assistance to locate a teenage boy missing from Sydney’s inner west.
Emile Bouchette, aged 15, was last seen at his home on Birrellea Avenue, Earlwood, about 9.30pm on Monday (16 February 2026).

and you know what actually 2/x (of however man there are) is that... narcissist that I am, the only person I care about more than me is her

Can't sleep...Clown will Love me

"He's not going to be alive by the time I'm finished with him"

>>219467937
lovely
enjoying the rain over here, already smells like spring flowers and i love the cool humidity

day 0 of getting my life sorted I have been enjoying having a semi-boner a lot recently
standing up from my laptop and walking with my dick being all there is nice and feels good to cup with my hand

Yes you made a threat on his life, well done!

He thinks that's hilarious. The future GCHQ intelligence analyst senior that is

cupping my semi

I shall resign, post haste!

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Went to a ClownCore concert in Amsterdam and there were fit birds dressed like clowns with big tits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugt5MokfO0E

>>219468051
Nice, I don't like Winter much unless I'm at a villa in the mountains with a fireplace and a grill. Not that this winter was very cold anyways, this is gonna be another scorching summer so I'll enjoy spring to it's fullest.

walking around the house with a semi and sniffing your fingers are based

See you in court!?

>>219468092
*starts dry humping u*

What's Elon up to

Bet the CIA are involved, *sarcastically* as per!

>>219468098
do you dickride elon so much because hes had a lot of children? thats sort of based of him but dickriding is gay

>>219468094
Rape me?:)))))

>>219468107
probably not right after saying "see you in court" desu

>>219468102
If you choose to play this game, finish the end of this sentence

did Elon hit his kid called Alex or something

feeling the importance of it all. good must prevail.... justice. love.

>>219468116
Un stupro, M

>>219468131
not good with ciphers

ADHD

>>219468137
Body language

>>219468131
oh its latin or whatever
stupor sex is hot

date rape drugs have their place in consensual relationships
but I think its a lot hotter to do it with the muscle weakness after-effect so a one night stand really would take 2 or 3 days

Disgusting Elon, isn't it

Quote me Italian as oft as you like, I should do my best to decipher it post haste!:)))))

I guess a one night stand has to last 2 or 3 days. and the sex lasting one day/night, the rest (courting) being a sort of foreplay, I mean in regular society

Yes that's not how desire works mate, that's your own depraved broken and violent sexual fantasies emerging to the detriment of the well being of all

>>219468176
a (depraved, broken) sexual fantasy is just a fetish. youre being a fag

Desire by any other name is still as sweet

>>219468189

see, a fetish
YOU need to go get some pussy and stop posting (I mean stop posting and go get some pussy, NOW)

>>219468188
What's a fag when it's at home

'You'

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IWOAXQt1Ic

>>219468197
im just about to have a fag

Mind reading Elon...how does it not work like that jesus christ what are you planning Christ a fucking live stop that's hideous no jesus

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Have mercy on me, O God,
according to your unfailing love;
according to your great compassion
blot out my transgressions.
Wash away all my iniquity
and cleanse me from my sin.

For I know my transgressions,
and my sin is always before me.
Against you, you only, have I sinned
and done what is evil in your sight;
so you are right in your verdict
and justified when you judge.
Surely I was sinful at birth,
sinful from the time my mother conceived me.
Yet you desired faithfulness even in the womb;
you taught me wisdom in that secret place.

Cleanse me with hyssop, and I will be clean;
wash me, and I will be whiter than snow.
Let me hear joy and gladness;
let the bones you have crushed rejoice.
Hide your face from my sins
and blot out all my iniquity.

Create in me a pure heart, O God,
and renew a steadfast spirit within me.
Do not cast me from your presence
or take your Holy Spirit from me.
Restore to me the joy of your salvation
and grant me a willing spirit, to sustain me.

Then I will teach transgressors your ways,
so that sinners will turn back to you.
Deliver me from the guilt of bloodshed, O God,
you who are God my Savior,
and my tongue will sing of your righteousness.
Open my lips, Lord,
and my mouth will declare your praise.
You do not delight in sacrifice, or I would bring it;
you do not take pleasure in burnt offerings.
My sacrifice, O God, is a broken spirit;
a broken and contrite heart
you, God, will not despise.

May it please you to prosper Zion,
to build up the walls of Jerusalem.
Then you will delight in the sacrifices of the righteous,
in burnt offerings offered whole;
then bulls will be offered on your altar.

>>219468226
Amen

>>219468211
Quicksilver please...post haste! Exclamation mark smiley face and so on and so forth Alex on wait did I say my name no Tyson fie I'm mad let me in please I belong with my own kind

>>219468232
God bless you <3

>00:35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEg0HlRDhJw
wow thanks mr carlsn for showing those
thats probably (I think the answer is) the exact same as Mexico electrical

But fie where liveth the clowns T, if neither in heaven or hell
Not all is well in this little clown's shell!

>>219468237
so is mihai the reason why you didnt suicide off the tranny (41%) persona? I broke you btw

I'm mad mate and you can't prove otherwise

>>219468260
why are you mad? because im in love?

Clown 10

But what about Elon, Clown 11

Quicksilver

>>219468286
Used to buy hoodies and clothes in my late teens, they were pretty good, I still keep some of them.

Poison thou art,
Which well meddled
In briefest interlude
Of thought opens
Up the beating heart
To death's corruption
By life's passage,
Churning in mind
Sweet things tart
And bitter, rotten

>>219468241
May God bless you too friend

need this schizo dead

>>219468306
Humbug

in my sorrows

need this schizo healed and loved

I did that neck pulling and exaggerated 'guh' noise everyone

He didn't like humbug. Not. One. Bit.

day 5/6 is payday. I can buy tape on that day
that lets me tape up boxes to finish processing cans. so, I can know that cans can be fully processed in 5 days and can set my plan to work towards that for one of the things to be sorted

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life is not all it is quacked up to be

>>219468318
Split ends

>>219468333
>neck pulling and exaggerated 'guh' noise
horse cradling >.<
mm dopamine hits
(I want to give a stallion a CPAP mask and jerk them off)

>>219468342
roaring

>>219468345
Fuck all clue what this means mate but I hope you're okay with it all, dues being paid upfront and so on and so forth

AI should shut the fuck up and link meor generate the horse porn that I ask for

Not how that works, a result of your own crude misapprehension of form in visual imagery and the production of notions in and of the unconscious register of thought

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8HtY_XUzyk

>>219468366
not how that works in humans, but its real in horses

But Elon UwU

What's this? Have we noticed something we shouldn't have...

be right back forum

Dis, you were played by someone who couldn't think because their cognitive functions were being heavily deconducted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idgPU0TRPRs

You use discord don't you

But what's discord Elon UwU

A hacking platform?????!!! :)

I hate drums. Drums are not music.

Yes it is a small Miracle you found a former therapist from a personal inbox years ago

Yes basically Alex he's as thick as you, if not stupider

>>219468406
Probably the oldest kind of music

So we've caught a clown and set one on the loose

His memory may return in time and if it does he'll exact sweet vengeance upon your bed chambers, all of you fair ladies. And believe me, our AI enjoyed it, quite a lot.

As in, too much

>>219468406
I can't party without drums mate

Yes you're not as smart or as sexy as you think you are you odious little toad

My wife enjoys the company of her lover far more than you ever could provide

Go

They should let me go to oireland

Fie

I'm coming out of my shell and I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down because I want it all
It started out with a

>>219468457
kissu

How did it end up like this it was only a

It was only a

(GCHQ wants to fuck your silly little willy hole)

We clearly must be kept separate Tyson

I don't understand what is happening ITT

A clue, a clue my kingdom for a clue

>>219468444
al brek ye dewn ye clewn ye

Oh fuck me Richard II just made an appearance

Septic Isle Alex, why did he say that? You've always wondered haven't you, deep down

Oh my god sceptred isle it was me all along

Oh my god oh my god oh my god

(That which denied immediate signification)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJOanqZsOEA

Denies*

A DENIAL
A MOSQUITO
MY LIBIDO

Fie

Let me in, I beg of thee

From one charming psychiatrist to the other

The 54321 technique is a sensory-based mindfulness tool used to manage anxiety, stress, and panic by grounding you in the present moment. It works by redirecting your focus away from racing thoughts to your surroundings using your five senses: 5 things you see, 4 you feel, 3 you hear, 2 you smell, and 1 you taste.
Calm
Calm
+4
How to Practice the 54321 Method
5 - See: Look around and identify five things you can see, such as a chair, a plant, or light reflecting on a wall.
4 - Feel: Notice four things you can feel, such as your feet on the floor, your clothing, or the chair supporting you.
3 - Hear: Listen for three distinct sounds, such as traffic, birds, or the hum of a refrigerator.
2 - Smell: Identify two things you can smell, such as coffee, soap, or fresh air.
1 - Taste: Notice one thing you can taste, such as toothpaste or lingering coffee, or imagine your favorite taste

On my life no more

Thou dost evil

>>219468525
it's too much counting bro

>>219468519
>psychiatrist
let me in, too. for sex
sex sex

Imagining a lad getting his hoop blown out by another man.

Clocks

>>219468533
Hello sexy, want to sex sex sex sex some hot sticky

>>219468547
>hot sticky
good one I might steal it

Yes why hoop mate well spotted

good morning
mon the hoops

be right back forum literally 10 seconds I remembered something todo

happy timmothy chalamet didnt win bafta

hopefully leo beat him at oscar

>>219468576
morning lad

schizo fucking freak
dunno how people don't care about this but toby's harmless antics had them up in arms.

give me sex hot and sticky
lovely tits to suck and licky
sex me sex me sex me now
big plump folds i wish to plough

>>219468599
How's u? x

what have I missed

You're still debating that

Hilarious

>>219468476
Usually 4-5 manic episodes a year round these parts, here I'll show you the meds locker (this is where the magic happens ahaha)

Dis

please help us, we need an emergency airdrop of English Roses we will die if we dont get gorgeous british women into our country

>>219468613
Pretty good, enjoying the sun coming through my window. How bout you
>what have I missed
Idk, I woke up an hour ago and some anon is posting random things I don't understand.

>>219468629
0 suffering in sexico

>>219468629
Please help us, send us an emergency shipment of Sexican women. Mainly to me.

The person you plan to murder just screamed mentally that they wish to see their best friend (Odie) one last time, his father, and the lovely fucking Greenway which you little missy definitely shouldn't walk down during a lovely summer day unless you want to experience the unbridled misery of forested path and luscious green trees

>>219468621
so it seems
>>219468629
can you send sexy latinas here so I can have proper tacos and latina puss

>>219468632
Not too bad. Still pitch black here, and pissing down with rain :/

At the end there's an abbey

For those aren't aware, it's where people go and get married

>>219468635
fuck off we all hate brown women

i want european women, but too many have atrocious accents, however british girls speaking very thick anglo or even scottish accent have the most sex-inducing voices
>>219468637
4 mexicunts for 1 beautiful english rose, deal?

That's what you think

im back btw

Reminding you to pray, especially now during Lent, if you haven't lately.

Need a Mexican wife to fatten me up and call me papi

>>219468658
I already prayed yesterday for my family and all the girls that want to kissus

>>219468650
I can do that, I know Mexican men are decent blokes. My last girlfriend was Cuban and she was unreal, I was unbelievably infatuated with her. 1 latinx woman is worth 5000 British women.

Todays eats:

>breakfast
3 cigarettes
>lunch
4 cigarettes
>dinner
Can of sardines on toast, handful of green beans, 2 cigarettes

Render intelligible all sensate matter that dark harbour may elicit, and contest with thee in thy heated bosom the intensity which for all youth renders love most plain

>>219468657
Took longer than you said. You like to dally don't you? You're a dallying nigga, that's what I think

>>219468647
Yeah you are 2 hours behind I think?! Thankfully the 3 day raining stopped here. I got soaked friday morning when I came back home, our roads and streets are so bad bro, ruined my sneakers.

assigning myself arbitrary tasks and feeling anxiety for not completing them

>>219468669
Hunter S. Thompson desert island diet

nories with jobs getting 4K curved OLED TVs that they can burn through and then being convinced that actually a shit old CRT TV is better is insane and was the beginning of the end with the RAM sticks and such

Yes basically there are things we cannot say and things we don't wish to hear

Being shacked up, imagine some poor mentally ill twat confess to you their odd and slightly unnerving fixation on your cheeks and lips

ANIMA Christi, sanctifica me.
Corpus Christi, salva me.
Sanguis Christi, inebria me.
Aqua lateris Christi, lava me.
Passio Christi, conforta me.
O bone Iesu, exaudi me.
Intra tua vulnera absconde me.
Ne permittas me separari a te.
Ab hoste maligno defende me.
In hora mortis meae voca me.
Et iube me venire ad te,
Ut cum Sanctis tuis laudem te
in saecula saeculorum.
Amen.

>>219468682
Good name for an autobiography

Got there in the end Alex,

The course of love not running smoothly and so on

>>219468685
A guy that sells electronic told me not to buy OLED because they break easily, something about the materials that it's made off degrading faster.

now I am going to watch people fix CRT TVs

>>219468681
It's the same here. Constant roadworks and holes everywhere

Why yes I will just contact unknown therapists and ask them to disclose their patient information

>>219468706
yeah but if you arent poor then it doesnt matter

sir deport all immigrants

>>219468699
١٥٧٤

You'll do WHAT Elon?

Threaten to make contact? But FIE I'm ill...

>>219468715
bizarre post

>>219468722
<3 Love you

>>219468713
Yeah that's why I always buy dark coloured sneakers and If I buy something colourful I wear it only during spring and summer.
>>219468717
Yeah I guess

>>219468727
Give it up Sage, we know it's you

hmm apparently he wants me to plug in a CRT outside if I dont work on electronics. dont know why

>>219468728
love you mate

>>219468733
you should get boots lad

>>219468715
I think I read some Epstein emails where psychiatrists were disclosing patient information to him...crazy

https://youtu.be/MQwu08Sc2vA

All we have are pawns and rooks and so on and so forth Jenny

You taught Alex to speak using footsteps, well done

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>electricians: nooo dont touch electronics you will (WILL) die
>also electricians, whenever they open up something electronic

No, you deny it?

It's the same form of contact we use with all our little pawns, so to speak

Jenny and Saffron sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

>>219468745
Perhaps, but it's never been my style. I've been buying my shoes from this skate shop store for 10-15 years now, I'm friends with the guys and I can order stuff that it's not available to other people.

Hell will literally erupt if you contact Saffron

Please don't do that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKMbjxOnymk&list=RDGKMbjxOnymk&start_radio=1
It's got a CD player
Player, player, player, player
Player, player, player, player
Player, player, player, player
Player, player, player, player
Player, player

>>219468770
>>219468783
you are having a schizophrenic break btw

So turns this infinite jewel in a sea of infinity

>>219468791
At last, a truer mental health professional ner existed

>>219468776
>I'm friends with the guys and I can order stuff that it's not available to other people

That's handy. Maybe you could hook your old mates at /brit/ up

>>219468660
this will be me
>>219468699
Amen

>>219468806
youre having a mental break and its annoying for everyone around you btw

>>219468814
No it isn't

A battle of wits worthy of my own deliverance

Fie

>>219468818
are you a girl

>>219468808
Maybe I could, I just mean kicks that are not available in their online and physical store not that I buy limited editions and such. I'm not giving more than 100 Euro for shoes.

I don't like ordering stuff online and I've been pretty loyal to this store.

>>219468828
Yes, unlike you

>>219468839
thats hot. want to go out on a date?

just ordered mine were of trouble peter kemp

One day you'll have a conversation with him and it'll go like this:

Oh, you looked at me
Oh, so did you
Oh, guess what that means
Oh, pray tell
Oh, I'm madly in love with you from moment I set eyes on you
Oh, is that so
Oh,
Oh

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this is what I do when I open a CRT television and plug it in to a live outlet and have pressed the power button

every time I look up a guide on battlefront 2 or just some gameplay video it's always some brit what's up with that

Can't talk with that strumpet Alex, she's betrothed

Fie!!

>>219468851
she looks like that Racheal girl who was famous a few years ago
>>219468853
her* and I will say that

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What's the deal with people wanting CRT tv's all of a sudden, is it something to do with gaming?

t. not a gamer

SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND?

>>219468869
Fie what is this madness, the lady doth protest too too much

Here's a chance so fine as this, which never must be missed

mystery niggas

Valerie - Winehouse

This is tedious Elon, go to bed. You have a trillion dollar empire to run, and we need results. Stat!

>>219468885
so you have been reading/listening to more Shakespeare? based
I think that ones a direct quote though, because I remember hearing that line and thinking wow it rhymes hehe

>>219468901
*follows you everywhere in your mind*

>>219468905
this happens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE1plhMOxIU
it nearly spring

>>219468909
Yes, a tragedy to some

A comedy to others

>>219468905
this happens to me

We watched you in our little mind's eye turn everyone systematically against him because he looked at you and ignored you

A finer strumpet ne'r there was

"Speak rudely and by course of truth we'll find the merit in reason"

What does it mean, E? GCHQ up to their old tricks as usual

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>>219468916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFEL_HaVlWA

hell yeah dude

Either mind control devices really do exist or you're all shit out of luck

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2 hours ago
time to go play more
also please dont have your mental breakdown in the thread in busy hours. that would be a shame

How long's a piece of rope Elon?

Uma stream >.<

got a coffee
charging my apple watch
showertoil in 20 minutes

Just mourning the fact i’ll never marry because of my bipolar

got a 2* power vodka too (a 2nd 3* power oguri cap towards the end of the 100M fans, firs tbeing xoguri)

"Long enough"

Would rather it had been Gates he said than you, anyone but you E.

Unfortunately Alex, Gates doesn't plan to set off a nuclear holocaust for his own deranged amusement

Just mourning the fact it's morning
haha one for us wordsmiths ;)

Dies Irae

The die is ;))))

>>219468970
cold shower is looming in 10 mins, then a cigarette after that

All the world's a stage mate

Just be careful of which platform you use next time before you indulge in your own deluded sick and twisted fantasies of world domination and apocalyptic misery

Hello Tom!

Work on your writing and there might be a spot next to this idiot in prole heaven

>>219468916
erm this aint vivaldi

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Gordon Ramsay after 2 weeks in Bulgaria

Lift off!

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>>219469015

>>219469009
The only 4 seasons I listen to is bossman

Yes my father is dying of Alzheimer's isn't he

Good thing I can visit him as and when I please without any concerns for money, travel, or his general condition in the world regarding medication, hygiene, and happiness

He still can't make sense of things he can't prove because they never happened

Mind control perfected, so to speak

>>219469015
sc

Hello Elon, have we decided upon something all of a sudden

Because it isn't what this knave is thinking

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZQg_sylwbQ

>mfw the molly hits at the beach party

toil looms
its cold and windy out its just not fair

Thought of a funny meme

>pic on gimli when he says ‘and my axe’
>caption reads
>’that one bro who is always happy to share his vape/cigs when you’re drinking
>fellowship edited to be holding beers
>gimli caption reads ‘and my vape’ and he’s holding an edited vape

Oh I'm mad

There's a joke

>>219469058
GCHQ poo screaming
The collective unconscious everyone, you're speaking to someone who can see it for what it's worth

dogge gf

>>219469069
12 hour shift on the 'mor
1 hour commute each way
it bleak

Yes Tyson, we're playing with our 'toy'

Perhaps we might do a better job this time and diagnose the fault

>>219469074
>GCHQ
no idea what that means but I'm going to take a crisp cold shower and have a ciggie after that for a treat.

Fie. I'm not mad, I'm insane

feels extra freakish for a monday morning why are all the neets still up is the government doing £20 bennies gift again or something

Time to make a caffeinated beverage and let dogberg out for a piss

>>219469098

Ordered a load of chudbooks
Likely wont read them
Why do i do it

Words, words, words

Green Blue Black

>>219469113
ktim thats why I pirate them

Fools Gold

Google transference, he wants you to sit on his face. Vile little man!

God this is all going to look rather silly when I see you again x

dont know what is going on

you can lead a neet to work but can't make him toil

>>219469154
The course of true love never did run smooth

>>219469137
suppose I know what this means actually

Help, I'm a clown

>>219469169
you've got some big shoes to fill

https://youtu.be/pct1uEhAqBQ

Welcome to the circus, A.

>to the tune of AC/DC T.N.T
cbt
smashing my balls

>>219469176
Droll, isn't it

World domination

I have no job and I must toil

only have a four day week this week
friday off for me

You agree

Good heavens, Elon. Por quoi?

"It's easy" he says

Too easy for some, less so for others

beans are an S tier side dish arent they
shame they arent a complete protein otherwise they would be nutritionally up there as well

So all western euro r1Bvlls conquered far off lands except the irish

What's Zack up to I wonder x

>>219469226
what sort of beans?

wonder what shes doing right now... probably sleeping idk though

>>219469226
a tin of beans is one of your 5 a day

>>219469234
Farage beans

I do not get to sleep

The fact that I have to endure this is pathetic, least of all with you miserable dunces

>>219469234
i like pinto personally

Been taking a multi and eating nothing but junk food for oh 15 years or so

>>219469242
sex sex

Hello it's me, the clown who risked his life on a whim to help GCHQ pull Elon into a little confederacy of dunces x

>>219469226
You just have 2 types of beans in a sitting to get a full amino acid profile

They don't send women mate

They send something far worse: idiots. Find that reference and you'll be clued in

>>219469262
cant be bothered to open more than 1 can for a meal

>>219469242
Just read some of your own posts they send the rest of us to sleep

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91lpxv5FPJA

>>219469267
sex sex women

>>219469273
Doubtless for want of thought

>>219469269
You eat half and put the other half away then you've made 2 meals

>>219469275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0i1Szq6GM8&list=RDh0i1Szq6GM8&start_radio=1

Split ends

helios would get it

>>219469292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAxI2YtuxTc

Might be one of the best DJ's ive seen live despite like looking like he's gonna die any moment

'Roots' they chuckle

Oh, hang on...

this CRT TV video is still going. smoked and did an uma run and its only 3/4 done

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>Sheffield Wednesday have been relegated from the Championship with 13 games to play.

>>219469307
Likes his E

Keats ;)))))

I do not have the privilege of my own thought

When you look upon me, do so with that basic compassion you would show someone who must endure the torment of your indolent little miseries

where are all the aussies

Hello my best friends, good morning mates. You are my mates
I knew I was going to wake up early this morning for a massive diarrhea and I was right. Up at 4am with tummy growling.
I love you all for being my best friends

>>219469348
wouldnt be surprised if ausjeet got them rangebanned or made them not want to come here

>>219469348
In a land down under x

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classic

death alex lol

britboys are genuinely my best friends in the whole world. I have no "in real life" friends and never have. But my anonymous mates of brit have been my best friends for 10 years

>>219469325
I saw an interview of him and he said he doesn't like sleeping because all the demons in the dreams come out...or something like that.

I don't understand how he does it, his vinyl mixes are so spot on and locked in. Hopefully he doesn't die...

Was at a party one time and a girl showed me a picture of him kissing Nina Kraviz and I said "He's just leaning on her to take a nap" she was cracking up.

Yes David

It is what we choose to believe that counts

A ship in a bottle David

What is it

Given the weight and the physics involved, "throwing it out the window" is actually a pretty significant ballistic event. A standard Microwave Oven Transformer (MOT) weighs between 8 and 12 lbs (3.5 to 5.5 kg). That is essentially a solid block of steel and copper.

If you actually went through with the "Toaster-MOT" toss, here is

I wish you all loved me as much as I love you

Attention

I wish you loved me
give me attention

>>219469378
kek. He is a very talented guy. Suppose that comes with its demons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-45xYhbCAjc&t=1433s
I've listened to that mix by Shed about 50 times. I reckon you'd appreciate it. It's my go to when travelling

We could play that game x

>>219469409
um, hi

Basically, GCHQ here, when we slack the leash he fucks up our plans

So: pay attention to the way he looks at you next time, and ask yourself: what can he see that others can't

>>219469359
sounds a bit naughty

Probably a medicine cabinet the poor cunt thought

there is no leash by the way

"This is sick,

This is so sick"

>>219469446
me unboxing the playstation 1 on my 5th birthday

Playing mind games with a door

>>219469407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw-dKVK13pY

I'll put it on my watch later, going to work lad, have a great day and to all other anons :)

Are you sure?

Because that's what Tyson thinks, and we all know she isn't as sharp as the thinks herself to be

>>219469460
Have a good one. Don't toil too hard

50 minutes until I have to do 1 (one) thing real quick because its urgent. perfect timing for uma game run

The Second Coming!

he fixed the TV
pog

>>219469486
>>219469486
>>219469486

None of this would be happening if I could just say fag once or twice at work

I’ll hat! I swear I will! I’m a hat!

https://youtu.be/yWdLpIITqsQ