John Davidson edition
let's make this a good thread!
cancer parasite melting down because people are discussing something rather than posting about poo all day
first for poo
I'll say it if he won't
genuinely distraught at jerma985's dog dying nearly cried
>>219473747his internet life is an unbroken series of failure and seethe he spends all day every day here and still tehse results
transmogrification of food
Wrong thread, we're all in here>>219466287 >>219466287 >>219466287
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>cronem>bradders imageSCREAMING
>>219473772>>219473747Mousey samefagging with the multiple phones he nicked to play Pokemong GO
>>219473769based
>>219473783why do you always post this
>>219473810not nice
>>219471757We didn't have intercourse yesterday.
Need a gilf gf
walking to the shops on a beautiful cloudy day! (yipppeeee)
>>219473812up yours
the best pokemon on switch? arceus simple as
>>219473772>"NOOOOO YOU MUST POST ABOUT POO AND BE A /POL/SHIT ALL THE TIME NOOOOO"His life is utterly meaningless unless he can control the entire thread.
>pokemon gooh my fucking god zoomer its not 2017 anymore GROW UP
>>219473846pawasite
im not a cuck, however... (the literal definition of the word is) going into a raid with 4 people or same accounts and either doing it or leaving idk but that cuckolding is pretty mischievous and funny and she (someone else) is cute
>>219473823that's a regular milf lil bro you couldnt handle real gilf action
pokemon go spam is better than whatever that other mong was doing last thread
I mean seeing me do a raid then doing that after lol, haha
alchemy in the outhouse
one of you needs to track mousey down and throw firecrackers at him or something this has gone on for too bloody long
>>219473862keep melting down parasite
genuinely no idea what you're all talking aboutcan I get a quick rundown
Not so much the big man on the anonymous site without your proxy are you mong.https://thebarchive.com/data/bant/image/1771/69/1771699939591374.pnghttps://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/meta/image/1771/69/17716962838423.png
he'll be dead soon
>make that post >video I have been watching (sexy woman #2) says "however"its matrix time something is going to happen this week
unfortunately i won't be clicking either of those links
>>219473908Don't have a fucking clue what either of those images are supposed to mean to me
Can we just go one day without an autistic meltdown please lads
i so alone no body care me
>>219473931think it's about the nonce botnet
thinking about GCHQ now
that's a pony
watching the bald nonce get drunk in japan at 5am
>>219473965rorkeslop
>>219473974enjoy your trip
>>219473965always find juice burst to be a bit shitwould rather have tropicana
the orange cowgirl one is cute though
>>219473908RAPED
>>219473990yeah thanks*switches the tab*
ingression of novel form
>>219473965Cold halloumi... lovely...
need to get rode like a hrose
I'm married but I've got a backup girl. Not doing anything with her obviously but I'm fairly sure she fancies me also, so if wifeberg ever dies or leaves me or whatever I can just strike up a conversation with the backup. She has big tits.
the oriental ladies tend not to have roast beef fannies but they are brown
>>219474039yh?
>>219473965bet that juice is loaded with sugar
sex
>>219474052lock up the lorry drivers, brilliant
>>219474048Yh!
>>219474064mousey mate why do you want to have sex with children and horses
>>219474111I dont want to have sex with either of those things actually :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXsLtExsZow
Good afternoon /brit/!
and then he logs on to the next cancer VPN
>>219474065They can double check their loads then can't they
>>219474147デカ尻って草
>>219474147sugoi....
>>219474052This wasn't already a crime? Surely it falls under human trafficking or something
asian women just don't have good ass genetics 99% of the timeeven when they have a big ass it just looks bad like their hips look weird or it's somehow flat despite being big
LATINAS almost KIDNAPPED me for MARRIAGE! (Taking the American "DONKEY" route!) 33 lakh views · 2 years ago
obsessed with her
>>219474254wish that happened to me
>>219474239what bothers me is the fact that white women exist on a diverse spectrum of flat to huge bums but the big bummed ones are still exceedingly rare
scranning a digestive bickie
>>219473965Can see your reflection in your bottle, Leftypol.
i cannot live without lucozade sport
>>219474147NAKADASHI
im too introverted to be this sex sex 24 hours a day, and now its all over as I have my own house now. scary!
>Australia backs removing Andrew from royal line of successionSo much shit going on but governments are wasting their time removing someone who had a zero percent chance of ever becoming king from the succession
>>219474315government should legalize beastiality and incest
>>219474315would be mad if harry and the bald one and their kids all died in a car crash or something and he gets the job
Oh Elon,What's Sophie up to? xxx
(8) We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn. (8)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2up_Eq6r6Ko
>>219474360princess ann would be in line before him wouldn't she
Diego day is only 4 days away! I'm so fucking EXCITED I CAN HARDLY BREATHE
>219474360would be mad if it was like an episode of black mirror and scientists (secret science) found that in one reality this happened and it turned out bad so they tried to avoid this outcome
brief respite from toil
>>219474395look at this royal nonce knowing them all by name aaahahaha
>>219474405It's quite the wait isn't it
>>219474315right well thanks for your opinion bruce*throws it in the bin*
pawasite
>>219474406why did you deny me my rightful (You) the /brit/ council will be hearing about this
>>219474423just always been a bit of an ann enjoyer myself, she's got more balls than all her brothers and nephews combined
>>219474315mad how he was still invited to christmas lunch at the palace
americans be like rawurk
>>219474441and youre a seething retard and you got BTFO so youre doing this >>219474448didnt want to take his conversation
>>219474448that was my first thought when I saw it as well it's not bloody right lad
>>219474449princess trann lool
>>219474468you sound like a gimp mate get me on your stream and i'll make you cower in front on your meagre audience
day 7 of not cutting my hair til rorke stops moving like a bhenchod
>>219474488screaming
There’s now a lot of rumours circulating online and on certain MSM platforms that King Charles is going to abdicate.
now hes begging for attentionreally came to the surface fast with that one. just fuck off
>>219474459raurrrke
>>219474441>>219474468schizo battle
>>219474508merely rumours
>>219473908
oh mousey is terrified of me
>>219474534>1200x680_sc_hitler-cadavr(...).jpg1200x680_sc_hitler>scscrom
>>219474537that nigga is scared of drinking water
>>219474544sc
dont give the parasite any attention. hes saying it so I say something, and I dont want you to say something to see if I say something
why isn't anyone responding to my emails
>>219474548pawasite
>>219474571s
often see homeless people ranting and raving to themselves clearly aggrieved about something but you never see two of them in a duel ranting at each other
schizo mong hour
might get a job as a pimp
>>219474550If it were up to me we'd just fire them into the sunFeckless fucking cattle got everything but still want more and more
see this is why he is a failure btw all he can do is copy-paste. at least he learned how to use that to his advantage with some thins before - shame he cant learn how to get what he wants on this site tho lmao>>219474595I dont have the heart for that
in Birmingham they love the governor
might get a job as a poo
Not sure how Peter Mandelson got away with not being arrested but Andrew didn'tShows who's more powerful I suppose
Oh Elon,What's Jennifer up to???
>>219474606pawasite
>>219474606all you gotta do is get a bunch of gaudy jewellery and say "bitch where the fuck my money"
>>219474599Not up to you though is it. And we’ll see what you say when you’re a pensioner you’ll change your tune then
>>219474625I would be the type of pimp who falls in love with my hoes and takes her out of the game tho...
Is the parasite melting down over mousey being in the thread again?
why are they talking about that bafta winner like he's a young lad he's 33 ffs
>>219474595reckon I'd be quite good at thatstrutting about with an enormous hat on and a fur coatgiving the bitches the occasional slap if they get out of linewould need to get a more appropriate car though, couldn't do it in the Golf
if they ever invent an autism vaccine the world population would probably double with the amount of rorke's half black offspring
>A couple was inspired to open a climbing gym after calculating they drove about 8,000 miles (12,874km) a year to get to their nearest venue.>Iain Bisset and Kat Von Goldacker said they were motivated to open the facility at Haig Enterprise Park, Whitehaven, Cumbria, due to their closest dedicated bouldering wall being more than an hour's drive away.is climbing really so brilliant that it's worth driving 2 hours total to get a session in? i know they're trying to cut that back but still, if I wanted to get into a sport and it was an hour's commute each way I'd probably just do something else
how do you trade Pokemon to your Pokemon Go trade box incense thing
Oh Elon,
>>219474671don't understand this post
just found out the yanks once made a reality show where they trick a bunch of women into thinking it's a bachelor style show where they gain the affections of prince harryhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Wanna_Marry_"Harry">In a 2015, interview with Fusion TV, contestant Kimberly Birch explained that the production crew "really messed with us", and "were really trying everything they possibly could to convince us that [Hicks] was [Harry]", including having a member of the crew pose as a therapist who told the contestants that they needed to stop doubting the situation; ultimately, Birch compared it to brainwashing.scream
toby :3
>>219474688yeah me neither
>>219474649on the contrary i think a vw golf is a perfectly appropriate vehicle for a 21st century pimp
>>219474688just queensland chud nonsense
>>219474315Surely when he was deprinced he lost his line in the succession?
I reckon I saw the Belgiumposter off for good yesterday. I'd be surprised if he showed his face around here again. Especially when I'm here.
I win
>>219474713No
>>219474678maybe they got really into it while they had a venue nearby, then the venue closed down or they moved but still needed to scratch the itch
well then
>>219474688>>219474701>>219474707you ain't gotta like it cause the hood gone love it
>>219474678>is climbing really so brilliant that it's worth driving 2 hours total to get a session in?I've done it a few times, mostly for teambuilding days, and can't really see the appealSort of a fun thing to do as a novelty, bit like bowling or Go Ape
right
>>219474734
Is it safe to just ignore the TV license people? got an enforcement visit on the 4th of March
>>219474678It's fucking nuts. I go bouldering because it's 5 minutes drive from me. There's another place that'd be half an hour that I don't go to because it's a faff.
>>219474678an hour each way for most of a day climbing and doing it every few weeks doesn't seem that bad
>>219474690Assume these women simply googled him and realised this guy looked nothing like him
>>219474690surely anyone with half a brain could just Google a picture of Harry and realise instantly it's not the same person? Are they really that dumb?
is the implication that rorke likes black women but his autism prevents him from shagging them
>>219474745dont know I dont own a television
right well heatherpaedo's here to melt down over the fact that he has BPD again
>>219474671Good postRorkes always make brown babies while decrying immigration
>>219474745Yes don't even open the doorDon't try to be a smartarse and btfo them or anythingJust don't open the door
feel embarrassed at how little history i know
A girl at work laughed at me for how I climbed the stairs to our floor so I won't be 'bouldering' any time soon
>>219474766Heatherpaedo
>>219474704ok well I'll at least get some furry dice and chrome hubcaps
>>219474774you're not supposed to do it on all fours
>>2194747881) I know but I do it how it's comfortable, like everything else in life2) it was just the middle steps3) It wasn't professional from her to laugh at me irregardless of that
>>219474769what don't you knowi've got a degree in it so i can help you x
>>219474774once I threw a piece of paper at a bin and missed and a toil lass laughed at me and I was so embarrassed I avoided her for the rest of the day
>>219474822You have BPD
normally threads are comfy during the day but today has been absolutely shite
>>219474816omdz
>>219474822you've wasted your life here and will die alone
>>219474832she got the ick x
i'm quitting prozac to continue drinking
i'm a therian
>>219474822You have BPD and that's okay. You should seriously consider getting help.
Do zoomers know who Mr Blobby is?
>>219474817everything really
>>219474832Once did this with a very difficult shot and it landed in the bin and another women said "bet hes been practising at home" which really took the wind out my sails
/brit/ is the opiate of the spastics
Penis!!!!!
>>219474849ktimmies
>>219474862everything evil that happens in the world today is because of the french revolutionremember that
>>219474861
must have really rattled heathertimmy when I was asking about his BPD the other day cause he's been doing this routine every day since thenQuite sad to think of a man with a mental state so fragile!
>>219474867You're supposed to have a witty comeback like "I'm even better with a spunk tissue"
>>219474892He's in his 50s btw
>>219474871ritualposting freaki imagine you rocking back and forth clapping your hands as you post this
>>219474880okay thanks
he got dat bpd x
Heathertimmy brain getting luh rapidtap x
>>219474907What mental illnesses do you have then?
>>219474871posted it again award
>>219474871Psychopaths don't really need to do a lot of introspection to be fair, they know what they want and they know who to rape/kill/manipulate to get it
heather timothy is the worst poster in /brit/ history
>>219474902
>>219474908>>219474918LOL
Poor lad has life-ruining BPD (black penis desire)
>>219474937scrom
>>219474934mmhmm his brain recieving rapid tapbpd in his head saying "TEK DAT TEK DAT TEK DAT"
>>219474937hes literally a faggot
Goyim sisters...
all these made up mental disorders started to appear when we stopped beating children. curious...
i haven't been on discord for a year then government got nothing on me
Heathertimmy's doctor prescribing him his medication saying "TEK DAT TEK DAT TEK DAT"
heathertimmy booking his BPD therapy appointment at the gherkin clinic, Dr Nigerius Backshots will see him now x
>>219474923to use the jewish definition, i have "ocd", and not even the compulsive hand washing variety
>"companion" horse uh huuuuuuh
>>219474978>>219474989SCROM
this young mans life is ruined
>>219474989Screaming
Self-harm humiliation ritual time
>>219474951Dribbling on his chin clapping his hands as he see's his post appear on the anonymous website.
>>219474997you mind explaining this one chief
>>219474993It's not ocd to develop a fantasy universe where children are raped by bizarre beings in a building in LondonIt's more than that
>>219475020don't worry about it lil bro x
she fights for you
>>219475015Hands shaking as he quickly copy and pastes the next ritualpost into the text box, he need dat dopamine
>>219475025Leon Eisenberg was Jewish as well you daft cunt loool
just sitting here, doomed to die
>>219475046sc
did the sith really have a "rule of 2"? I hate Star Wars and capeshit
Da joooooz
i must say the meltdowns about BPD are probably the funniest by far. You can really tell he's deeply ashamed of his mental illness.
>>219475063is grok broken?
isabeau levito sex arse
>>219474997I get it haha *winks at you*
>>219475069Heatherpaedo talking about himselfIt's so obvious when he's samefagging lol
>>219475071not wasting effort and trees to ask it about capeshit so tell me
>>219475084all of his posts are deleted mate. just scroll up
my jaw hurts x might have mouth cancer x
>>219475020https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i739SyCu9I
Getting my arse clapped
apparently theyve got vaccines for (lung) cancer in third world countries. thats nuts
betting account got locked and had money in it
>>219475129ok
>>219475106Common symptom of excessive willy sucking.
is it ok to wear women's jeans in they fit you
>>219475107based
>>219475126how do you even vaccinate against cancer
>>219475129DDoS their website and f
>>219475143yh
>>219475151this post is encouraging a user to break the computer misuse act
>>219474997Lebanese people look like that?
heatherfreak scratching at his walls and screaming seeing all his posts vanish into thin air
>>219475153ever fuck her up the arse
>>219475148I think it gets it upchain >>219475165*DDoSes you too*
>>219475143I don't bloody think Shariah allows it!!
I am against ' Woke '
>>219475142right well I can't just stop sucking willies now can I, that's impossible
>>219475153eshuta?
*smashes a hole through your paper thin wall with a sledgehammer
>>219475148You can vaccinate against viruses that cause cancer. Theoretically you could vaccinate against the cancer itself but practically it's impossible
>>219475178no wtf
Briefly remembering something sad from my childhood mid-wank
>>219475167When he said he has OCD i genuinely laughed. Probably why he always ban evades within the day to come back and repost his shite
without googling, what is the name of the line where earth's atmosphere ends and space begins
>>219475203bent if you wouldn't
>>219475212Same technique your uncle used on you ?
maddening how much of a great husband and father I would be but no woman wants me
>>219475225maybe the stratosphere
>>219475212um thats concerning
>>219475220It's the same with ZiedyHe *needs* to post his banal shite that nobody reads or responds to
>>219475225the Earth Space Border Line
Off about 8.5MG of pure dexamphetamine rnIt's like a much cleaner version of coffee
The tinder account has died
>>219475225Mesosphere
>>219475225windrush line
>>219475238think it's more pathetic that heatherpaedo latched onto itliterally exactly how a parasite would
>>219475251prefer methylphenidate me
shagging a donut
>>219475232Karman line? Isn't that the arbitrary altitude at which all the big boys say space kind of begins?
>>219475225Only know the ozone layer me
How fucking grim must your life be that you need to dedicate 16 hours or more everyday spamming 4chan threads to distract yourself or you'd an hero.
jar jar binks when he gets inflated into a big round blueberry on his visit to charlies chocolate factory>>219475256
if you listen to 2hollis nigga just die
>>219475225I also thought it was 90km up but didnt even think of the distance until I googled the correct answer is "Auros" btw
>>219475281SCREAM
>>219475271that stuff made me too sweaty. also no euphoric aspect - ew
>>219475282he has one good song that's it
>>219475281Scrimn
>>219475227>>219475235weren't molested I mean like remembering something my dad did and only realising as an adult what he were doing
>>219475220>>219475238>>219475270t. too autistic
>>219475281Chortled at this
>>219475231I would make a great husband but a terrible fatherthankfully the toilfu doesn't want kids
you are know know rocking withleftypops and rorkey bitch
>>219475305what did he do
what is a heart horse
hes probably a northerner too. unreal how many sad, dossers there are up there
>>219475281LOL
>>219475281scummmming
>>219475033Its really really important that the majority bend over backwards to accommodate a minority
>>219466287 >>219466287 >>219466287
sex with horses
>>219475323hard to think of a specific examplejust things like him being disappointed when I was doing something cringe I liked and realising he was ashamed of me and I didn't realise it
>>219475359um
sir anthony albanese
>>219465769>>219465769>>219465769
can tranny flatmate just fuck offjust fuck off no one cares about you, not even your familyher family disowned her after she came outthat's why she rents a flat in this shithole
>>219475378bizarre post
>>219475380Bit early
oh did he post an old thread again? funny.
This channel is shameless
>>219475388Meltie
new>>219465795>>219465795>>219465795
>>219475281heckin' kek'n kekaROOOOOO
>>219475380>>219475408reckon the world would benefit if you committed suicide
new>>219475425
>>219475408LOL
>>219475413sad you had to samefag your own post
>>219475143yh. i used to wear leggings
