The Gathering edish
got the dub on
>>219488525
>>219488571gay nonce
Summer '26. Feeling this.
got some porn that looks like the toilfu
>>219488525you just know they're up to no good
floyd are unmatched
Britain is cooked xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wanq7M4wjoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UDk1TWU558
drinking tomorrow starting from 9am
What's a by-election?
>>219488617fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>219488571Must be hard, knowing that you could bring down multiple national governments with a few words, but knowing the wrath of your former associates for those you care for if you do it
>>219488617why not watch something less doomer sweetie
>>219488630Election happening in just one area that's not part of a nation-wide general election
>>219488634yeah must be very hard, maybe he should have not gone to the kid raping island and raped little kids in exchange for being a traitor
>>219488668Mandy Pandy is a poof, Epstein never let him get in on the 100% no homo noncery
>>219488630election triggered by the mp stepping down or dying
5 foot 7, he's just a little midge! no taller than a 5 year old child
>>219488630when a chinky fella has a mmf threesome
>>219488617mad i've already seen those scenes filmed by others lmao. so many youtube grifters.
Downloaded HingeFuck me I'm depressed nowNot a single attractive white girl. 90% of them with overdone making posing in swimsuits. All their photos with a drink in their hand at some resort. The only girl who came across as somewhat interesting was a Korean girl taking about her kindle and what she was reading. All the other ones including "princess treatment", "passenger princess", or similar.
>>219488668pretty sure he was born in britain
>>219488571RIP big nigga. I will see you in Valhalla!!!
>>219488696niggas don't go to the kid raping island to tell the master kid raping pimp state secrets unless they're there to rape kids
ladswhy do yanks have driverclass cars and we don't?are we not pretty enough?
>>219488714
>>219488727Woke won't allow it
>>219488727We do have driverless cars, they're called buses
>>219488525>Catnip: The Gathering>1GG>0/1>when Catnip: The Gathering enters play, create two 0/1 Cat tokens. All Cats gain +1/+1 for each other Cat creature in play
>>219488750
>>219488727Waymo began their UK trials in London last month I think
>>219488771audible kek
>>219488768
>>219488714>Korean girlTimmy ahh crush
>>219488631
>>219488638makes him feel better about his shit little life when he pretends everything outside is also shit
>>219488779having a nice night lad?
>>219488523 >>219488544 wait a minute, these photos were taken after her daughter died?also who's the father of the dead girl?
I just want to look at pictures of her where she isn't wearing clothes and I can see her naughty bits. She's an adult, I'm an adult, why won't she let me
saw a police on tiktok say one in 4 UK homes has a nonce in it
Pornstars suffer from an inverse cheerleader effect, whereby they appear quite alluring individually and yet utterly foul when gathered as a group
>>219488714dating apps are finished. 2016-2022 you could find some worth, but now it's just another app to mindless scroll on like spam clicking through Instagram stories
>>219488768kek good post
>>219488714You didn't swipe any of those princes passenger women did you? Can't be encouraging that sort of behaviour. Any fatties? Yes, fatties. This isn't a typo.
>>219488829can you make a parody of put a donk on it but centre the lyrics around this factoid. thanks x
>>219488829How does that work then? Mine has a nonce in sometimes but doesn't when I go to work
outright flirted with the toilfu for the first time this evening and she seemed receptive to it, might be on to a winner boys
>>219488834is that what you tell yourself after getting no likes or matches?
>>219488888>>219488811picrel. theyre divorced.
>>219488852
>>219488848howling
>>219488864why didnt you go to university
>>219488888
>>219488853i dont even have them anymore. havent for ages
>might be on to a winner boys
>>219488888how old are you
doomscrolled too much internet again award
>>219488888..
>>219488912eleventy one
>>21948891229
>>219488852Make sure you ask her out soon lad
>>219488913don't worry the EU are making that illegal soon
cum in a brum bum
>>219488864she became a dog mom?
everything would be so much simpler if i just got hit by a lorry
Do any of you chaps enjoy the art of David Inshaw? He's a personal favourite.
my life has been ruined by autism
>>219488895ESURE
I don't go on Facebook, it's full of chavs with secondary school educations
>>219488945wanked off in a land rover did you lad?
>>219488951so you get a huge insurance payout?
>>219488867I made a comment about her smile and she responded "wow Anon was that a compliment!" with a laughing emoji. She also said it cheered her up (she's a bit gloomy at the moment). I feel like if I was locked in the friendzone I would have got a "aww you're sweet" or "that's nice of you to say" kind of response
>>219488959doesn't existyou mean by your general oddness
Another Inshaw for your enjoyment, gentlemen.
>>219488926have you given up
>>219488958never heard of him but i like that image
>>219488980so i get fuckign flattened mate
>>219488997In that case, I like you
i'm a fascist
>>219488993dont like this one desu the woman ruins it >>219488958>>219489006these are nice though
>>219489015
>>219488949https://www.tiktok.com/@cvhanimalsanctuary
Mad how anyone that comes into contact with me is worse off for it
>>219488995nah im gonna go out in the real world i reckon. join some unc clubs for fellow almost 30 mfs who have had no look elsewhere
you chaps prefer Pret or Gail's? x
>>219488985no i mean by my diagnosed autism and retarded meltdowns
had microwave rice, swedish chicken meatballs, and bisto gravy for teapossibly the shittest meal i have ever had in my life
>>219489027nice>>219489047good luck hope you find a woman that loves you forever and you grow old together raising a beautiful family that survives for generations
Sir Purpleport Peruser
Do women actually find sex feels better without a condom or is it just men?
rorke is a communist
>>219489057never been in either I like a caffe nero and never get food anywhere like that
need a pints gf
GRIFTERRRRRRSSS!!FUCKING GRIFTERRRRRRRSSS!!
>>219489082exberg always preferred it without a condom even though I never lasted long
toilfu doesn't want me to pump her
Leftypol voting for more government and more wogs What's he like
>>219489102mad how he'd gone all the way from wales wish I cared about something to go protest and scrap about
>>219489093was it your grades that kept you from getting admitted
>>219489119What's the bloody point of that then
>>219489119scplenty of fish in the sea
WIKID
>>219489112that's cause she wanted it over and done with lad
>>219489102lefty turns out to be a sex offender wowiehttps://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/man-jailed-sexual-advances-towards-7060863
I keep getting recommended half-naked women on facebook
Very pretty young woman, face eaten up with meth scabs. Not an unheard of thing here in Kentucky sadly.
any sweaty tit gal in
>>219489152weird since she was always the one who initiated the shagging since im an autistic anxious freak
>>219489139
>>219489177s
>>219489174ayeand then you bought her nice things she had you wrapped around her fingerwhy'd you break up, pray tell?
>>219489057my closest one is 30 miles away so neither
Is Bonnie blue actually preggers
>>219488619grimpacked in the week night drinkingthursdays onwards for me
grangle grangle
>>219489119I hope you're not trying to mock me, this is genuinely the closest I've got to getting laid in ages
>>219489177did you finish high school
>>219489082in terms of literal physical sensation it's not that different, but mentally there's an enormous difference. even just the mechanics of it creates an emotional barrier
>>219489200She has a penis so probably not
>>219489193can only imagine the GDP of your little hamlet vile stuff
playing silent he Silent Hill 2 remake
juno overwatch sex arse
>>219489203
>>219489203What are you some grangler or something
>>219489209i think she quite verifiably does not have a penis
Just did a big boy cummie to loving mommy audio whilst looking at older escorts
>>219489247>loving mommy audioktim
>>219489205who the fuck are you
>>219489241Did you queue in a balaclava to check?
Haven't been able to stomach porn recently so I've been wanking to tasteful cleavage pics
>>219489247based
We at /brit/ dismiss chess as a simple pastime, a board game no more cerebral than Buckaroo or Screwball Scramble.
The plan->Shower>Play Final Fantasy XV
Got called a racist on /sp/ by a countryman yesterday and I'm still reeling
>>219489190her inability to be on her own at any moment didnt align with my need to spend time on my own most of the time and obviously she always got her way so it became draining spending time with her and I just stopped loving her
It's funny how the word 'nigger' has become the ultimate taboo in Western society, to the extent it has its own shorthand form of 'the N-word'.It's very pathetic and infantilising when we tune into headline news on our national broadcasters and middle-aged women are discussing 'the use of the N-word at the BAFTAs'
>>219489331
>>219489308brainlet
funny how
>>219489338scieram
If I came to the UK on an " 'olliday" would anyone here hang out with me and show me around their city?
>>219489308chessfags are interminable they genuinely think it's some deeply spiritual art when it's largely a game of pot luck
right well thats me done
why the heck are we paying zakat
>>219489356maybe which yank are you
>>219489371here is your pity reply because you posted it again
>>219489387thanx
>>219489371i reckon only muslims are going to be buying gold bars with their magic muslim cube on it in the first place
>>219489367Not pot luck is it though.
>>219489356Don't live in a city, I'm in the middle of nowhere and there's nothing to see or do here. What's the template for?
>>219489380never posted in /brit/ b4 actually. Do you know any druid rings or iron age forts?
had no idea they made gold bars with fancy little decorations on them
>>219489371would like a ganesh bar but they only do a 20g version which is £2600 currently
>>219488836No, I didn't swipe on any girl while I was on it for 15 mins. This is not being picky. Literally none of them stood out except that Korean girl because she was at least showing an interest in something that wasn't herself. But I don't want to date someone with that sort of cultural barrier. At least not yet. Maybe push will come to shove.
don’t understand the rules of chess just can’t work it out. always forget which ones do what and that it’s mental how hard it is
For me it's Alex Colville, the 1950s artist whose paintings look like PS2 graphics
>>219489425its a dress shirt pattern I made. interesting to look at the pieces laid flat.Like i asked the other guy though, Do you know any druid rings or iron age forts?
>>219489455i learned to play as a child
Emma Watson could save on toilet paper if she had me lick her asshole clean. I’d do it for free.
>>219489448And what of the fat birds? None whatsoever?
>>219489478brain of britain
companies be like "we look at your social media" by all means mate have a look at me talking about asian food, warhammer and the occasional video game>this employee is into gaming, clearly he must be an incel who hates women and minorities!
I like wind energy actually lads
Remember that thing
They call me mellow yellow
wish i were good at chess
>>219489471I see. I live in Scotland. There were some broch remains about and cairns. The odd castle/ fort but you need to be able to drive to visit them. Most are absolute ruins though and a lot of the stones used to build these things were scavenged and used to build other stuff like houses and walls for fields in the surrounding areas, leaving not much to see unfortunately.
>>219489543rough out there for gamers
Timmy's crush
>>219489553Quite rightly
20 years of this geezer
Went to lindisfarne once don't think there was much to see
>>219489593why do you post the same things over and over again
>>219489561how good do you want to be
>>219489613Not seen any of this lads videos in time bruvWhat's he doing these days?
>>219489544Wind energy is best. Nuclear sucks
>>219489646talking about pencils or onions or something similarly droll
Peter Mandleson's wife is actually quite fit
>>219489662Alri clegg
>>219489678why do you post the same things over and over again
If Ireland was this land of saints and scholars that saved civilisation, why doesn't it have any grand cathedrals or early churches? There are a few 7th-9th century ones in England but I don't see anything worth knowing about in Ireland or Scotland
>>219489613The content never matched the hype >n-no it did years a-Never did
>>219489678>Peter Mandleson's wifethought he was gay
>>219489672still the same shit then
>>219489696hype?He's just very soothingly funny at times. When it's just him and none of his frankly unbearable friends
>>219489613I like him. I only discovered him about 2 years ago, binged all the videos in a couple of months, then haven't really watched any since the end of 2024. He's a nice complement to AtomicShrimp
>>219489620>>219489690
neighbours bergs have started wandering the neighbourhood and perching upon the fences again. they have declared the end of winter, it is now warm enough to roam.
>>219489620he has autism and routine brings him comfort
any ex-boffs want to give us the tips on how to pass difficult exams?
/brit/ is a fascist and ethnonationalist general
>>219489754no it isn'tbe quiet
>>219489569Im very interested in scotland. Are there salmon in the rivers where you live?
>>219489754/brit/ has and always will be centrist
>>219489725>AtomicShrimpWhat does he do?
>>219489754fascism is a bit cringe really innit what we need is a country run by a powerful house of lords (with the life peers kicked out of course)
LarryWheels sex arse
>>219489764Stingy bastard who makes the Lidl and Aldi shoppers here look like Mr. Moneybags
I watch these to fall asleep
>when u push big ting in and u feel a snapmmhmm, anuva hymen sorted
>>219489569caithness lad
>>219489764swims around in the water of the cooling towers I expect!
We should have the same government system as in the 18th and 19th century
was teaching a bird about iambic pentameter today and I could see how dry her puss was getting through her eyes
>>219489810
>>219489801
anon seeing a black guy in spoons and immediately leaving
>>219489797dosent the noise bother your gf?
>>219489832thought you meant an actual bird then
>>219489824David Lloyd George ruined everything, as expected of a welsh
remember that time when timmy asked if he could have her hymen back
>yeah I'll have that one please bossman (pointing to a picture of cristiano ronaldo>no problem boss>end resultevery timewhy do I even bother wasting the 20 quidmay as well get a bowl cut
>>219489857Sir Moistened Cloaca
>>219489868£20????? Why not go to a real hairdresser if you're paying that kinda money.
>>219489889London prices senpai£20 is standard
Gamergate will be remembered as the sequel to the Holocaust
>>219489868should've got a trim from a 50 year old white man like I doa pig and his slurry are soon parted
>>219489852I put a tiny headphone in lelOne time at 5am, when the headphone had died, I accidentally rolled over and started playing the God of War review at max volume. She was not best pleased.
the readhttps://www.un.org/development/desa/pd/sites/www.un.org.development.desa.pd/files/unpd-egm_200010_un_2001_replacementmigration.pdf
>>219489522it's really not very complicated
I bet Emma Watson’s anus smells of shit.
>when u hear di hymen it a go snapmmhmm, anuva hymen sorted. bravo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS_pjWYpsw&list=RDCVS_pjWYpsw&start_radio=1
>>219489613Ashens
>>219489929big gay how you only ever post images of black men
When was the last big happening?
>>219489693they fucked up the book of kells with their drunked paddy spelling mistakes
>>219489910should have farted on herestablish dominance
>>2194899502011 riots
>>219489925Shit shit or shit?
>>219489967Shit
the goal wife
>>219489999
there aren't any cute asian girls on facebook
>>219489763centrism in our system is even more evil, violent and depraved than actual fascism at this point
>>219489955I do.One time she had tummy trouble, and waited until she thought I was asleep, to unleash a fart that smelt like absolute gutter. I couldn't even pretend to be asleep, I coughed and spluttered and I think some went into my lungs.
>>219489999quads for quaddick reservoir
>>219489999Based
>>219490016
>>219489982No shit init
>>219489999well done knobhead
>>219489947he gets stressed if he doesn't do it :(
ups driver just sat there playing on his phone apparently WTF bring me my liquor you wanker
>>219489953Any impartial observer reading about the history of the church in England will surely see that the Franks, Gauls, Italians, etc contributed far more to our manner of worship, the grandeur of our churches and even our adoption of the Christian faith at allThe Irish are full of shit if they think they 'saved civilisation' or, just as laughably, that they 'civilised the English'
>>219490027did you finish high school
Yanks, can you get weed delivered if it's legal in your state or do you have to go to the dispensary
>>219489965Ah yeah I walked through the riots as they were happening, me and this girl I pulled in a nightclub. It was about 5 or 6am and they were looting on the high street. We hadn't heard about it on the news yet (phone internet wasn't like it is now). It was really weird because the whole high street was empty apart from large groups of wogs looting JD and Footlocker. It felt very 28 Days Later.
>>219489998dont like this bradley
>>219490015did she awaken
>>219490066
>>219490073they have to handpick it at walmart on mobilty scooters
>>219490095shh its ok lad you can go back to posting the half-naked sexy black men
>>219490095autistic freak
Off for a kosher wank
imagine having half black kids and then getting dementia and then being like who the fuck are these cunts in my houseam I getting robbedlmao
>>219489951i didnt know they landed it already. thoughts on space proliferation? pretty soon out night sky will be filled with satellites
oan the 'govy
>>219490091She was awake and planning it the whole time
>>219490142did she apologise
>>219490152She did her little titter whilst I pretended to be absolutely gassed out
>>219490102how bizarre, i had this webm saved only slightly earlier than the gif you're replying to
>>219490130Big meanie you are
Can see the Moon outside my window again :) A nice little sight
>>219490112Do you know who that snapper is? It's Wilt Chamberlain, the brotha who snapped 10,000 caucasian hymensHe's an inspiration to me. I only have 9,550 hymens to go before I catch up with the legendary Wilt.
>>219490130
>>219490175yeah well i can hear an owl hooting from mine so there
>>219490130LOL this must happen to a lot of Irish folx when their iron levels get out of control
>>219490175hitler looked at that moon
>>219490216Did ChatGPT confirm it?
>>219490202>BEGORRAH! DERE'S A NIGGER IN DA KITCHEN SO DERE IS>It's me Granda', Mulumbu Ó Móoncrícket
>>2194901789,950*hrhe was getting ahead of myself
>>219490233Grok told me
need a wee but saving it up so i get it all out
why middle class people look like this
>>219490216>>219490233he created it actually
tried to pick out some crap from under a key on my keyboard but ended up pushing it in even further to the point I can't see it fucks sake it's gonna bug me for all eternity
>>219490254
>>219486848>>219486848>>219486848
they replaced our boy Danny with that lady off Shamelessbit bizarrehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y077k4hqvps&t=8s
