⋆。°Another Beautiful Day in America Edition°。⋆Thread Radio:https://youtu.be/vqBbPH0aVXY?si=dll3-yBLBsd4ly_TPrevious:>>219487548
this one?
Is this the one?Also, kinda rude how you didn't mention Canada and Mexico.
>There are black kids growing up in the Bronx that don't even know what the word "computer" means
>>219491087kino
>>219491073Americans always screw with the title of the general
How will Mexico be able to host the Soccer World Cup if they have a violent drug war in their country at the same time?
>>219491129>>219490934
>>219491087https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Gjtnz1TogI was born in the Bronx but I was raised on the streetCan't imagine my dope lying next to my heapA wife and five kids and a house by the parkMy little heap that I keep in the dark
>>219491127You know what I've seen some European soccer hooligans and I think they would feel right at home
>>219491139you can't do that, its cheating o algo
crunched the numbersif my manager gives me 40 hours I will make 2x my monthly expenses per monthI might actually be able to escape poverty bros
done it
>>219491179Mehhhh scam disability
>>219491161English hools could handle the whole Sinaloa Cartel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-03Vr0QsFdw
Should I order Chinese food or Cambodian food?
Who else BIG PIMPIN in the thread?https://youtu.be/qiKOif0UKRM
>>219491222Thai food
>>219491222Vietnamese food of course
>>219491179Is it true that a lot of workplaces in America try to make you work part-time so they won't have to pay health insurance for their employees?
>>219491234>>219491253Arr rook same
>>219491262Wir schlucken Staub beim WandernDer Säckel hängt uns hohlDer Kaiser schluckt ganz FlandernBekomm’s ihm ewig wohl
>>219491262Those are normally jobs that are shitty anyway. It would be a job like being a cashier at a Walgreens
>>219491222do cambodian restaurants have fortune cookies?
>>219491288Cambodian restaurants don't have Fortune cookies instead they give you skulls so you feel like you're in Cambodia
Did you know that fortune cookies are American? So is the to-go box they put shit in
>>219491279Slovenia should be part of the Holy Roman Empire.
Make fun of mexicans
>>219491319I have nothing bad to say.Currently have a crush on a Mexican gal
>>219491319It's against the rules to make fun of other cultures.
>>219491319Can you please post this one more time
thread just died
>>219491319i'm a big fan of your siestas
>>219491313The first mention of the word 'Slovene' in print is in a Landsknecht-commissioned poem from c. 1515 relating to the quelling of the Slovenian Peasant War of that year!
I'm working as an assistant manager at a dollar store in Gary, Indiana.Thanks to Trump's 50-year mortgage plan I will be able to buy my own home.
>>219491335why
Tomorrow I promise I will stop wasting my life for sure
>>219491418Why not right now Go do some push ups
>>219491418Same I will go to the gymberg
>>219491374There was a peasant war in Germany in 1525 as well.Last year there were a few events to celebrate its 500-year anniversary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErkwRBd3mjkThis would have happened to me if I had been a better person
>>219491418https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5X_Dd_6CzkThe valley, we will gather thereHelpless in our surrenderTomorrow, the plow becomes the swordMake us stronger in our danger
My name is Albert Wesker
Canadians SEETHING that Tate McRaecist is dating the guy who cost them the gold medal
I think Jason is currently banned. He made off-topics threads on /pol/ about his stupid meals.
>>219491087There's loads of randos, even zoomers, that can barely even use a computer of course you don't see them on /cum/ because they're out there irl being ghetto nigger thugs
>>219491442I'm sleepy and will be lucky to have the energy to floss and brush my rotten teeth
>>219491445martin luther called for violence against the peasants btw
>>219491509So much for being a peaceful black man
>>219491486I didn't know the younger generations still cared about sports...err...snow
>>219491319You're loud, you dress like shit, overly sexual vulgar language even in public, and you're low iq
I was there when martin luther the king died
I was there when Martin Luther the junior had sex orgies
>>219491509I know and he was not wrong about it.Romans 13:1>Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God.
Jesse Jackson died during Black History Month.Sad.
>>219491548>I know and he wasthen you're my fact-checking cuz!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5j4W2Y7RPQ
martin luther king had multiple affairs with white women. ive found this to be very true, any black man who's friendly with white people or ESPECIALLY if they're "conservative", they're obsessed with fucking white women
>>219491571All my life I thought I'd marry a white woman but now I've found myself head over heels for a brown Mexican woman
but martin luther made christ lag in todesbanden
>>219491087Unironically though
If crabs are the evolutionary peak why don't I have claws yet
Fartin Pooper
>>219491649>the evolutionary peakWhat does this mean?Most successful life form? I think that's bacteria.
>>219491652LOL
>>219491662what's even success?
>>219491522I care
i look like this
dude my teeth are rotting, my serotonin level is underground, i can hardly feel a "fix" now and jacking off makes me feel nothing
Woke up at 2am with the need to shite so now I’m shiting and then I’ll go back to bed and spoon with the GF award
>>219491752You don't have a gf and your LARP is weird af homie
>>219491740well, the drug addict life has always required a jolly disposition, unless you're a predatory Alien-like junkie or a rich cokehead asshole. Of course every committed drug person has Done Things You People Wouldn't Believe.
Vagina,Vagina,Cock penis and Vagina.
>>219491772e = MC Vagina
>>219491779e = MC^2 + semen
>>219491779>>219491772Women have vaginas ALL OF THEM
>>219491502relatable
>>219491796i came in your mom's snatch
>>219491787solve for PLAP
>>219491796Can verify, this is true
can we talk about me for a minute
holy shit this new dab rig is so much better than my old one, I'm fucking tweaking on like half as much as I used to use
>>219491162Puerto Vallarta poster on suicide watch
>>219491807Penis Leaving And Penetrating
>>219491319Please get your shit together with the cartels and Bukele them, I want to visit Zacatecas and Guanajuato really bad
>>219491824i didn't know there were women here
>>219491764You’re rightShe’s not a “GF”She’s my partner, my love, the mother of our unborn child (a daughter)
>>219491830Centrists are cringe
>>219491829idgi, how is he roasting him or anything
>>219491824yes
>>219491842Nazbol is worse than we'll ever be
>>219491830holy based
>>219491831can we tawk about dis guy for a minute? bollz the size of the guy who co-hosted the Sopranos Podcast wit Michael Imperioli ovah eah!
i need to crap holy fuck, louis *farts* ohhh maah gawwwwd
>>219491845He basically said without crime there wouldn't be passport bros and gentrifiers
i could beat up everyone itt
i'm trans and gay can we break this down
>>219491893Not me
>>219491893Build me up instead
I'm obsessed with pussy and butts
>>219491856His Insta is embarrassing. I was trying to find it because it's an old post, but there was a post where he was gushing over Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala. I guess he might be Buddhist now too? There are tons of posts about Buddhism and Bodhisattvas
Neoliberalism is not centrist. The destruction of our planet for profit and the oppression of trans persons is extremist and fascist full stop
>>219491893IT'S 2026! I'D SUE YOUR ASS!
>>219491905Qundun! I liked it!
how do i become emotionally unavailable
Alright pooping has finished I’ll be wiping my b-hole now and then wash my hands and then go back to my SO in bed and lay my freshly washed hand on her big pregnant bellyWeek 25 now and it POPPED tf out, it’s massive nowMontgomery glands are also on overdrive15 weeks left until I’ll be stuck with a child at home for the next 18 years or so!Here’s to my freedom
They're doing this to me tomorrow
Neoliberalism is not centrist. The destruction of our ethnic composition for profit and the oppression of native-born citizens is extremist and communist full stop
>>219491905He’s actually self aware for a cuck
>>219491920KEK. He is right though, Kundun is unironically a great movie, I think it was a mixture of mob movie extremists getting mad that he's doing something different and coordinated disinformation by PRC shills in the west
>>219491965pain
>>219491906True
>>219491965don't talk, be dismissive, act like this monkey
fuck racism.
>>219491996I look like that
>>219491996These monkeys live in India so they have to deal with Indians
Hit you in the face with mace
What's your favourite game to mod?
>>219492005sopa
>>219492017Skyrim
Swallow the black pill. Society is rigged against us.
I just came so much bros
>>219492017Fallout 4 was my favorite in the past
>>219492037Let me see if this Latina girl is into first before I swallow the black pill
>>219492017Probably just adventures games like Bethesda/Obsidian slop to get more SLOPtent(slop+content) out of it.
>>219492037
>>219491906Tsmt, we need to have a conversation about how Obama was controlled oppositionHe literally paved the way to the Orange cheeto fascist,full stop
>>219492068>tsmt Teenage Sutant Minja Turtles?
>>219492017Half life 2
>>219492057Me opening /cum/
>>219492057victory is ours o algo
>>219492087
what does this even meanwhere is my packagedo they not know
>>219492102it means someone has swatted youand that sgt. Boehner will hand you the package in person
I don't understand why men rape.Like, how can you be so mean? I don't understand why people are mean.
There was another video where the kid starts getting covered in a symbiote or something like Venom and it was even cooler.
>>219492102They may of lost your package, might come some time later
>>219492102Every time this happens it doesn't come. I assume the driver has a "running late" button that for whatever reason they would only press if they were just fucked and it was hopeless
>>219492122Women need to act less rapeable perhaps
>>219492122*rapes u*ffuuuuccckkkk my bad, won't happen again
>>219492102Snow, do you want people to die so you can get your innocuous non-funny object back?
My dad thinks Obama was the greatest US president ever and that Trump is basically the antichrist, he might be right
Are the guys working at military surplus stores friendly? I need a sleeping bag
>>219492143>innocuous non-funny object back?There's nothing innocuous and non funny about a big black dildo
>>219492145he's definitely right, I'm glad brazilians have better sense than half this country
>>219492100
We all need to attend a men's retreat.
>>219492145Seems like third world countries should want weak horrible U.S leaders tho
>>219492143I live in a desertit's 78 degrees outside
>>219492145Both were better than Bush. Biden was not
>>219492205This is shit women do
>>219492205This is A.I right? Video looks off slightly
what streamers are we watching today
>>219492205a man's retreat is his ultra-light assault rifle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjZiKTTOupYbunch of uncs bruh sheesh
>>219492265Caseoh
>>219491127>Germans dont spice their world cups with cartels
>>219492265Theburntpeanut and synthetic man
>>219492265emiru
>>219492265we just finished watching destiny
>>219492315>weYou and your faggot bf?
>>219492304>synthetic manwhere is my attack ships on fire off the Tannhauser Gate, you HACK?
>>219492328/cum/ is a destiny generalcope and seethe
>>219492265Little Lidello and Vitrantor. I know he fell off hard after the rape scandal dropped but man fr on god he's funny fr
>destiny
There are grown adult men that watch "streamers"Grim
>>219492386Grim isn't online right now
>>219492386I donate my money to them too
>>219492358Vitrantor's debate with The Dirty Top Hat was on god funny af fr bro! Skull face
There are grown adult men wasting their time posting on 4chanGrim
>>219492386i watch random black couples react to my favorite movies and animes
would you rather be a limp dick normie with a gf and friends or a virile truecel
>>219492419Gay
>>219492419Why
>>219492422that's two oxymorons in one post
>>219492422
>>219492422Virile unless the girlfriend is a 10 in looks and personality
i yam who i yam and that's all that i yam
what i'm really asking is would you take Zoloft
>>219492386I truly cannot understand this, I've even tried watching them and it's so boring and uninteresting it boggles the mind people watch hours long streams. I must be too unc-coded.
mgtow is a lifestyle
mgtoft
my post just stopped /brit/ for like 5 minutes hahahhaha
watching 8 streamers at the same time is almost as exciting as being in a gangbang
>>219492426they are so reactive to scenes and dialogue and themes things they have a childlike sense of wonder about them i like to witness it it is as close as i will ever get to feeling anything these days
>>219492442>10/10 that you can't have sex with or satisfy normallyAnon, that seems rather unwise
>>219492453Normies are NPC cattle. It taps into the same part of their brain as sports, basically they like the pseudo-social group conflict aspect of itit's like tribes duking it out. these mentally ill narcicist freaks get a cult following and then they duke it out with some other narciccist freak to please their little gay fan club
When I became a wagie I was not told about the squats.
canadians online: "i'm not american buddy >.<"
>>219492476I can see that i guess negros do have such a simple-minded infant like joviality about them. A very entertaining race without a doubt
>>219492484Perhaps the truly cursed people are those who are ensouled, the NPC doesn't even need to think about any of this
>>219492483Nah I can kinda get that. You can still have sex, just not PinV and from a reproductive standpoint you can still have kids (albeit by unconventional means)
So what's going to happen with Iran?
So what's the chud to tranny ratio for /cum/ looking like?
>>219492548someone might walk along the avenue, they never thought they'd find a girl like youuu
>>219492562We lost jason, so the tranny side has gone down. I'd say 3:1
There's a cold chill in my new house which doesn't bother me but I don't want to experience the opposite in the winter
>>219492575>>219492562Doesn't he belong to both categories?
it seems /brit/ fell off exactly when I made my post, but why at 2am local time? I guess they all vainly want to put in 6 hrs of sleep, maybe that's what I would do if I weren't a NEETlord
>>219492583He's a fake chud, stolen valour type mfer
>>219492583that looks like a 1980s German new age synth musician in his latter days
chuds, trannies, and neets are losing to the normie faction at the moment without their heavy hitter jason
>>219492566LOL
>poke my veins with sewing needle to avoid lines at blood donation clinic>tell them i already did the job and that i just need a bandaid >end up with no moneywtf is their problem
>>219492566https://youtu.be/Mt9FG9YjBMM?si=xR5IjTuhO6IUCaQ7
>>219492614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpG4XApJ28
>>219492597He would have the skin of his upper arm forceably removed by the german government
>>219492611kek
Instagram is showing me tons of black culture stuff since I've been reading all the posts reacting to the tourrettes n word incident the other night
>>219492611Schizo post?
drank a long 1 this morning and i was like shit, this is making me sheepy, this is not it. i ended up spilling the last 25% or so.
>>219492614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX55HEX0hb0
>>219492637Same thing happens to me when I make fun of jews or muslims, they start recommending all this slop tier content. You have to fix your algorithm before it's too late.
>>219492637f4f?
Tried making my incel rooster into a chudjak
>>219492614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGD9i718kBU
>>219492673Looks too abstract here, there's potential but you must try again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKg7HxAFo60
>>219492689Ya I'm not sure what I need to change, though. I'll start from s ratch and do it over, maybe I'll get better results
>>219492637>Instagram is showing me tons of black culture stuffIt has always done that. I was raised on black culture because of instagram, there wasn't even black people where I grew up
>>219492694Teddy Pendergrass was the second coming of Wilson Pickett, really
Is windwaker worth playing?
>>219492703My wife is always on insta and started using y'all and occasionally other quintessentially black venacular. I struck her but she keeps doing it
>anything a little less penis-y>i'm afraid thats all there is ma'am
>>219492696The henhouse has fallen, billions must fry... and you must try again
yell at her whenever she does it if she does it in texts call her and yell at her to stop acting like a fucking n
>>219492623>>219492656>>219492674You're just posting my mom's playlist
>>219491038The old man ruins this.
>>219492714I used to be cruel to my womanI beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved
>>219492744I draw the line at Boy George and Duran Duran
>>219492673he looks wet
>>219492656>Video unavailable>The uploader has not made this video available in your countryRacism
>>219492771That's just how his feathers come in. He's some kind of bantam mutt
>>219492772https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4xeT7phuog
i feel my tummy preparing stinky farts for me to enjoy soon
>>219492748The whole point of being here is to get rich and have a bimbo wife and whore her around in depraved wifesharing circles. We are a country of ugly bastards.
It's reaching time to take my magic sleeping pills
>>219492795Seems like something only Floridians do
I stopped smoking weed onceno, just joshin'
need me a bitch like bladee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8drkQ6M7-KU
>>219492807This goes on everywhere. Every American descends from hairy fat neurotic murderers. All the sweet French twinks went to your cunt.
>>219492917>video is not available etc. etc.*snifffff* zees are zee Nazi occupation zones of late capitalism
bus is having issues in Belgium I hope I dont miss my plane. I am drunk AS FUCK and have zero memories of the beginning of the night
>>219492965Basé
>>219492965https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0O_M_qsK2Y
The penis plot thickens
Sushi night
>>219492965the countries are so close and tiny you could just walk back home
Ate some eggs, farting, heading to bed now.
>>219493033that looks like farmed salmon desu
>>219493033you should cook it just to be safe
>>219493033What's in the sushi?
>>219493081Of course it is. Basically zero parasite risk
i feel like i've seen that sushi beforeand a bunch of replies explaining advertisement laws or somethingbut i've been out of it the last few days so idk
Sometimes I pause cumtown to interject my own jokes I think of and imagine them all laughing at it before unpausing the episode
Trump is close to reaching godhood, i can feel it.
The dryer in my apartment fucking sucks
>>219493202That's no good. Dryers should blow, not suck
>>219493086It was the Samhain. Down Reykjavik's lanes there came a groaning and shouts for the jarl's huskarl were making their way down the fish-path, causing much tension with the common folk. And this Jarl, Sigbjornur the Shield-biter, came upon the place where the merchants Trollsigni and Ulfbjorn were unloading their shipment of hakarl bound for Thorsborg in the distant islands. It was on this day and none other that Sigbjornur demanded an inspection of the cargo, and with much jeering and opposition from the crowd there gathered, his huskarls struck at it and in short disposed of it in the bight below. Yet unlike this chronicler's expectation there arose a push and shove in the marketplace, and javelins were hurled at the presumptuous jarl and his huskarls, and a bloody melee swiftly ensued and when any man could wipe the blood from his eyes, this land had no jarl. The legal repercussions took years to clears and the King of Norway proved a great obstacle to the peace in the land.
>>219493202sounds hot
I need more processors in my brainstupid protein jelly shit
>>219493213Woah. All of that wrapped in a strip of seaweed
Have you ever seen crocodile seats in the truck turn around and sit it down and let em bite yo butt
>>219493202get a clothesline, lazy
>>219493231r8 my Icelandic post-Viking tales!
>>21949324010
>>219493253
>>219493250wait till you hear about the androgenic hairfrauding incidenti've been shook for a week straight ong generational cortisol elevation
Going to make lentil croquettes again
>>219493250
>>219493330When you forget to wipe the poop off your face
>>219493330Looks like a ventriloquist's puppet
how do i prospect max
Had soup for dinner :D
>>219493377i had celery and milk and a pbjit's what the nomads used to eat
>>219493377Affordability crisis hitting hard
I'm entitled to diplomatic immunity
Why are Canadians like this?
Never mind just going to have lentils with my mashed potatoes and peas>>219493377Might make pea soup tomorrow
>>219493410It's just been revoked
>>219493404But what do the canadian athletes have to say? I don't see anyone asking them
>>219493414you'll never catch me alive!
>>219493413lmao you can't pee no soup niBBa XXXXDDDD
>>219493411
>>219493422Going to make that comment with a flag that nobody even knows
There's like this brown stain in my headphones where my ears are and I don't know how to clean it :/
>>219493422
>>219493441I just did?
how do you think major kusanagi goes potty
>>219493447Most self aware whereverstaner
>>219493439The funny part is that there are actual pictures circulating online of their Prime Minister partying with Ghislane Maxwell
>>219493460How many times is Carney in the epstein files?
>>219493471His name is actually mentioned 69 times
Want an Italian wife but don't want non-white kids
>>219493482And what does it say?
>>219492795This is a christian country.
>>219493484underrated latina species
>>219493490Couldn't tell you I just looked at Google summary
>>219493442Stinky. Do you have a lot of earwax?
Being poor will destroy your grindset mentality ex: >>219493493
>>219493442Try soap
+++ Recycle +++>>219491040>>219491040>>219491040
>>219493493This is a Baptist and Mormon country though. Mormons and baptists do wifesharing. Christianity is literally a brown MENA religion.You are a poor gaylord panzy. That's why you have nothing and you'll never have a hot bimbo wife. *blows cigar smoke in your face*
>>219493404What a stupid whore hope she gets deported