glod
You cannot post the bardley walshes
right well then*claps my hands on my thighs and stands up*
>>219499640he's done himself in here, creased one too many times
>>219499658Putrid runtslop
nigger killingmaxxing
>>219499664the wind changed direction now hes stuck like that
Well, /brit/: Now that we’re coming to the end of the line, to whom are we bestowing our final cum tributes?
>>219499689A fat bird I reckon
>>219499670based
Just necked this large trekkie brekkie and it was lush. On that wuppagrind now x
'Baby P', proper blast from the past thatcant remember what happened though x
>>219499717effing poo scremain!
>>219499707nigga head look like a dickhead
>>219499724If sinister brads were around back then you can bet your sweet arse it would be posted about obsessively
>>219499701Daring
Sir Cum Tribute
what are you lads having for iftar tonight?
I remember someone posted a cum tribute of Poley once
what kind of blud is disdis is a diddy blud
>>219499765Fucking hell.
need study gf
>>219499765There was a lad who went to a britfeel meet up and took pictures of all the trannies and then he got doxxed and someone posted a cum tribute of his sister lol
>>219499798why do women have those things on their walls to put things on? almost every photo of their room they have them
John's Not Mad
/brit/ needs some new personalities I reckon
>>219499799why do you even know about this
Mad how black women are so peng
>>219499810They're called shelves mate
>>219499815Yeah. Escortmong was very poorly done
>>219499810bro doesn't know what shelves are
>>219499721well someone's got to eat it haven't they?
>>219499826It’s my job to know things.
>Posting from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuseI've not done anything what's going on
>>219499834How about mental shelves
please sir I want some more
Eating yellow label club sandwiches. They're minging.
>>219499834>>219499841never had them, don't care what they're called but I noticed women always have them that's all. probably to show off in their photos
>>219499798it's amazing how much women read, yet they are so fucking stupid lmao
it's pretty sad that eating breakfast and drinking cups of tea is so noteworthy in someone's life that they post it every day in /brit/
>why do women have those things on their walls to put things on? almost every photo of their room they have them
>>219499869Would scran her bottom all day and night
>>219499882please nip this grimmick in the bud
>>219499884foids will never recorver from this
>>219499863Your dads been posting
>>219499845True lid. Only cost me 7 squid as well. LUSH x
>>219499892Worth remembering that Sean Allan is s literally a mongboy parasite that lives in a care home so of course he’s got fuck all interesting to post
>>219499810Bro lives in a holding cell with blank white walls
rorke deleting his browser history
we're at the point where someone is pretending not to know what fucking shelves are to (you) bait and naturally you retards feed him
Rorke, with tears in his eyes, admitting that he enjoys watching Key and Peele
Which full breakfast is best? I’ve had English, Scottish, and Ulster; I think I preferred the Ulster Fry
>>219499869What is wrong with this little freak?She really is not right in the head
>>219499942naff all else to do
40 quid in this online casino app and they locked it asking for me to send selfies
>>219499951Flag fucking on bristoltranny
>>219499947Who ever has fucking drawn baked beans to look like that needs a slap
>>219499815noncelad
they should reboot kath and kim and do an episode about transgendres
wonder what gossipguy is up to
>>219499947eggs are only healthy items
Did Amer/Moni end up acking or what? Haven’t heard anything about that guy in a long time
>>219499947English breakfast is the only real ones, he others are variations on itThat said, I think tattie scones are a good addition No clue why the drew the bacon as streaky
>>219500007Nah he bought a house and took some /britfeel/ freak in apparently
>>219499951she's one of the genuine femcels. spends all day twirling around her garden and dressing in victorian nightgowns to avoid the fact she needs a good seeing to
>>219500011So then English breakfast should just be called breakfast and the rest can have the name before it
>>219499947cornish breakfast mogsfollow it up with a cream tea corrr
Wonder what the redditflags trannies are up to at the moment
Another wuppa garn down the hatch x
>>219499815We need a new villain now that 190 / Spaino's left to concentrate on his investment banking career and raising his family
i don't like baked beans
An ‘English breakfast’?Sausages were invented by Sumerians circa 3000BC; all beans used in baked beans are native to South America; pork was first salted in ancient China & hens were first domesticated in ancient Egypt. ‘Patriotic’What an awful joke Brexit is making of the UK.
raping an armchair
>>219500034Bizarre post
>>219500055Just like in that film “Black Hawk Down”
>>219499999those numbers
utah was fun ladscouldn't get a single drink or coffee outside of salt lake city though
>>219500052heathermong is the current enemy but it doesnt feel the same he isnt really sentient enough to be portrayed as a puppet master
>>219500063Why are you calling my ideas bizarre that’s not nice at all
>>219500032She's ugly as fuck and a snob to boot, that's why no-one wants her
>>219500078Yeah he's too schizoA good villain is sane, histrionic, but intelligent enough to craft effective bait
>>219500072Ahhhaha that’s so awesome dude!! Oh wait didn’t fucking ask mate bye bye
Heard Utah king shit bout me m8
>>219500072looks a bit cold
>>219500072marry any mormons while you were there?
>>219500078True. 190 was a genuinely evil person whereas heathermong posts the things he does because of his menthol elves
>>219500037Would you say that Cornish hog’s pudding is similar to Irish white pudding
>>219499947arr rook same
Ruby will settle down with a boat person. They'll shag anything.
I spend every minute of my spare time in this disgusting shithole thread and website
>>219500131I would actually say it’s closer to poo pudding? have you tried that? it’s from county poo in pooland
>>219500131wouldn't knownever crossed the tamar river
>>219500116yeah it was like -13 at night and -5 in the day>>219500117...nh
>>219500045you drink way too many cups of tea
>>219500032Thumbnail looks like an American flag there in the corner doesn't it
>>219500072there is snow in Utah? i thought it was all desert and canyons?
I don’t really have “spare time” since I have no job friends or life so basically all time is my spare time
>>219500173ktim
Why do friendships feel like a chore to me? I feel much more comfortable by myself all of the time, this is more than just introversion
Reminder that the Green Party and Reform UK both stem from the same family.The Greens have their roots in the Ecology Party set up by Teddy Goldsmith. Reform UK are stemmed from UKIP, who are in turn stemmed from the Referendum Party, set up by James Goldsmith (who even Rupert Lowe cites as his political hero).
tattle.life crossposting about theit boring ruby gimmick again. nothing particularly funny or interesting about her
>>219500168You’ve got google in Australia don’t you?
what do you reckon is the farthest you've physically been from another human
>>219500150kek tim kek tim kek timand I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
Jews are severely overrepresented in sitcoms
>>219500185wow yeah that's mental that *walks off to talk to someone else*
incel trip to Utah was it
>>219500150Same and I post even more when I’m feeling mentally unwell
>>219500212mainly because the writers are basically all Jewish
>>219500200a few hundred metres while hiking in Iceland or in Scotland at night
>>219500212And politics >>219500185
only got 2 matches on bumble, one's a peng redhead and the other's fat
*retard spastic unemployed voice of a freak with no life*a-nd then heathermong has a melty and 190 and spaki was there and all my dollies had a big spaki 190 heathermong employed woman
will stop by greggs on my walk to uni and scran two sosij rolls
uma horse...
wish my sister's boyfriend would just not talk to meactually hate him but I can't reasonably tell him to leave me alone without upsetting the family dynamicmight have to fake my own death
Do /pol/shits forget that they have a containment board specifically created for them to shit up with their awful political analysis
*walks in wearing my Thirst Aid novelty hat*
>>219500257looks like someone started an argument and lost (again)
>>219500257t. posts about poo all day
>>219500262looks on disapprovingly
my arse is hungry for cock
>>219500269not an argument
>>219500253is he the one who's 6'5"?
>>219500268I don’t talk about politics here (because it’s boring and against the rules)
>>219500200Possibly something like 10km. You take a solo road trip halfway across the country, doing portions of it overnight, and there are remote stretches with no settlements nearby, plus seemingly no one else on the highway
before Spaino was here, the Mickey Pearce of /brit/ was 190
On Thursday I will have gone an entire week without booze. Can I hold firm for two more days? Stay subscribed
>>219500292190 never posted child porn here, unlike 190
>>219500286Fucking square
>>219500160Making another wuppa now. The wuppagrind never ends x
Any oldheads remember when 190 was named lisicki's lover?
Toby outlasted Spaino and will probably outlast Heathernonce
did 190 ever announce he was leaving or did he just stop posting one day?
>>219500281very much is an argument. You see, when you moan your tits off about topics, but you yourself just sit here all day making unfunny posts about poo and farting, nobody is really going to listen to what you want are they? I hope this has cleared things up
my life is grim grim grim grim
literally have no idea who any of these names are
Sorry for smashing your little dollhouse lmfao Maybe it's time to grow up?
got growing pains in my leg. reminds me of childhood x
>>219500323he's also not the arbiter of /brit/ so who gives a fuck what that gimp thinks. the people want to discuss politics on the wrong board so thats what they'll do. he can seethe all he wants
Is it considered blasphemy to do most of your Full English on a sheet pan in the oven instead of frying it on the stovetop, or is that normal?
ah yes toby and adam and spaki*rearranges doll set*ding dong! yes its mr toby, im here for the seethe melty from 190? *grabs employed woman doll*hi team! packed lunch for me today it lush xx
>>219500344*kicks your leg out from under you*
>>219500323>>219500347really no need to reply to yourself was there
got pooing pains in my arse. reminds me of childhood x
>your blood donation has been issued to West Cumberland Hospitalcool
>>219500371youve been done lad
>>219500314real ogs remember that brief period when he went by "tall and good-looking"
Whenever I post pictures from my phone on here, for some reason it rotates them 45 degrees left. Literally no idea why but yeah
>>219500366melty
pokemon sword and shield dlc is fucking shiteWhole dlc is raising friendship with a shitty bear and then grinding it to level 70 so you can fight some battle tower
>>219500403grown ahh man playing pokemon
>>219500403might cop either sword and shield and use those bots to get all the dlc 'mons
mental to think while i'm in the middle of having a crazy goon sesh with the lads in discord there are terrible wars happening around the world and people being genocide'd.
i'm a virgin actually
would go to get something to eat after work but with my IBS im playing with fire
>>219500427>i'm in the middle of having a crazy goon sesh with the lads in discord
Simon Jordan REACTS To Peter Mandelson's ARREST
>>219499892Drinking a cup of tea while reading that x
>>219500366*grabs ziedy doll*mmhmm bellingham's dick be soapy x
>>219500427>>219500450that reminds me of the time i was in the middle of a goon sesh when i got the news of the moscow terror attacki dont think i ever took my hand of my dick but i did go on /pol/ for a minute to look at that webm of the sparking ak's and people dying. i thought to myself wow thats crazythen i went back to gooning to hentai
>>219500419yeahgot a problem?>>219500422those bots are sick, use them for events I miss
>>219499947No mushrooms?
Saw something about how a village has banned kebab and vape shops and somehow that’s racistYeah God forbid a village doesn’t want streets lined with ugly and garish shops slinging grim food made by unwashed pakis
Got depression team
>>219500474just a bit pathetic isnt itlike watching my little pony
He's been forgetfulHe hasn't been sleeping He's been more irritable than usual He's relapsedAll signs that the end is near
>>219500468>moscow terror attackWasnt that in like 1999
>>219500500is it?
>>219500474>those bots are sick, use them for events I missyh same also to get exclusives from the other edition
>>219500512yeah
And today`s Pocket Monster?
Having cup of tea
>>219500501Here’s to hoping that the recent lines of questioning will tip him right over the edge.
>>219500508https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocus_City_Hall_attackit was so scary. it interrupted my gooning sesh x
>>219500525poo
>>219500525Seedot
>>219500533Shitting hell
>>219500523i'll survive x
>>219500543It was Seedot a few months agoIt Muk today
weird how pokemon is literally a monster rpg, it sounds like some ultra niche neckbeard shit when you spell it out like that, instead of being the biggest franchise in the world
sat here like a spacker waiting for the cloudflare captcha to load.turns out it had loaded but I needed to scroll down for the checkbox
always found it strange how i could be having a massive argument with somebody in one thread and in the very next having a chuckle at one of their silly posts
>>219500480I always include mushrooms if I’ve got them, which I usually do
he a good boy he dindu nothin
I only ever see people complaining about how shit and boring Pokémon games are while admitting they spend hours and hours "grinding" (read: repetitively pressing the same two buttons) to beat some completely meaningless level in a single-player game designed for literal babies. They're also very defensive when you point this out and ask why they don't do something else like even play a game that is challenging or interesting. Maybe the developer was onto something when they chosen their name all those years ago...
>>219500564Did this too lol before I noticed the scroll bar
>>219500491What would the Yookay even be without cannibalism shops
>>219499947wow did the man eat the eggs and bacon with tomatoes and a tiny bit of variety
>>219500528What questioning?
>>219500582can i fuck you in the arse in the aldi staff toilets on your lunch break?
wagecattle paid for this breakfast btw>>219499721
>>219500577When pokemon autismos are talking about grinding it's normally assumed to mean shiny hunting, an even more autistic pursuit.
>>219500608About his BPD (or OCD as he claims?
>>219500564lol thanks for this i was in the same situation
got the lads in a discord call, we're all preparing for the huge goon sesh tonight.willies outlube upedge until 3am in the morningwhat could be better?
have shorter legs than most women me but have a really long torso
Genuinely feel ill from spaintranny replying to my post.
>>219500646kek this is me
>>219500644Womp womp
>>219500624Does he not know he's mentally ill?I'll ask him about this next time I see him around here Don't post much these days seeing how slow and dreary every thread is
>>219500635naisu fernarguably off model, could be fatter
>trannybizarre accusation
>>219500637What’s your inseam
>>219500655He’s well aware he’s mentally ill, seemingly, but his big cope is that the disorder he has is Jewish trickery
>>219500595She went missing 3 days before I was born that’s spooky
>>219500656Plump her up?
>>219500676Maybe you’re her reincarnate :^O
>>219500491>Independent MP Rupert Lowe, leader of the new Restore Britain party, proposed a national rule requiring headphones for audio on UK public transport, with fines and ejections for violators. He linked the policy to cultural decline and his party's push for mass deportations, sparking cheers from supporters praising common courtesy and backlash from critics calling it racist.Playing music loudly through your phone speaker is they culture rorke
>>219500676wow crazy mate how did someone go missing near to your birthday, its not like people are born every minute or something.
>>219500675What a surprise
>>219500664kek I was talking about sacked tranny but you replied before I had refreshed the page
driving gran to her doctor's appointment later. She told me the street name of the GP surgery on the phone earlier but I've forgotten it so now I can't look up the route from her house to the surgery on google maps and plan out which lane I need to be in on every road and roundabout in advancenightmare scenario
>>219500700How do we deal with drug addicts pissing and shitting themselves on public transit? Mandatory diapers?
Do I give way to the one on the right or the left when driving on the left? There's a quite the queue now
worst thing is sackedtranny is actually shit at being a trannyat least the other /int/ trannies post the goods meanwhile Adam just sits there wanking in his mums lingerie
>>219500700Really not sure how they got racism from that. Don’t think he mentioned skin tone at all
Imagine if you were schizo or had multiple personality or something, which that you were Spaino but you didn’t even know it
Thought they were high iq and talented
>>219500742because playing loud music on public transport is what niggers do rorke you racist wankpuffin
>>219500716keksaul goodman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyUoddHWuOU
wish i had an IBS gf
>>219500744>which that*such thatno idea how autocorrect figures that’s what I wanted
>>219500746Would rather have a million hong kongers than 10 somalians
>>219500610>wagecattleKek
>>219500734If you’re trying to ask how brits figure out the sequence at a four way stop, I’m pretty sure 4-ways are either extremely rare or don’t exist there
>>219500780it lush
>>219500635This sounds a little gay
>>219500734tfw no RK-62
>>219500718Hope you get boxed in by lorries driven by finns and your gran shits herself in your car whilst you drive round and round and round
fern is only sexy when she has the massive knockers. I've known plenty of women like that
driving up to Aldi Shrewsbury right now if i take viagra now it should kick in by the time im on the A49 Roundabout
ejecting gran out of the passenger door while going 90 on the motorway
>>219500843Rape mode status?
>>219500843cor I hope you barge in there like a gorilla unchained and snatch that employed woman from her till and violate her there and then
>>219500705Not my birthday. The actual day I was born that year
>>219500746very surprising, i thought they knew english well
making white coq au vin tonight
see quite a few chinky women in the street with big jugs which is strange because i thought they couldn't grow them that big
>>219500938ming vases
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrdQ2fAI49k
won 2/3 games at the local chess club today
>>219500802Everything in military was a quality product and it opens your eyes to what worthless garbage consumer items are today
Just bought meself a new gaming headset. My current one keeps echoing whenever I speak through the mic. Hopefully the new one doesn't have the same issue.
>>219500970Would love a Christmas jumper like this. They're like £150 though
>>219500525'etagross
>>219500923cock of what
>>219500843I recently found out that there’s a Mexican cartel called Los Viagrashttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Viagras
northern england is such a shithole I fucking despise it here
>>219501057Theres loads of nice parts if you dont live a post industrial shithole
>>219501011I owned the exact same one. Older stuff like this is harder to find in specific sizes
>>219501077that's most of it though isn't it
So we're going to use the =COUNTIF function in cell G3 to look for "x" in cells E3 through E83, case insensitive. This will give us a count of all cells marked with x. Then in a different cell we can divide the count in G3 by the amount of cells we're expecting data in, which is 80. This can be done with =G3/80, which gives us a decimal value; to automatically convert this to percentage we can change the format of the cell by going into the format menu and selecting percentage. Now we can see at a glance which percentage of cells have been marked
imagine walking into Aldi toilets and seeing some squealing tranny held up by the thighs and their cock flopping about as they’re being rogered by some grunting bloke
>>219501086now that is lush
ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS PRICES
>>219501086this the new guided meditation they are teaching in schools?
>>219501122>$Yankified freaks. At least Canada has the excuse that we border them
>>219501122skint wasteman
>>219501122/brit/ not /aus/
bwit not auz
>>219501082Except for most of Yorkshire. Peak district. Basically all of Northumbria and cumbria
>>219501194australia is an autonomous part of britain
dun dun dunim the son of rage and love dun dun dunthe jesus of suburbia
>>219501057the rural parts are bloody nice but I suppose you’d need a car at all times to get things done.
>>219501219Emperor Rupert Lowe remigration CANZUK
>>219501240In English?
>>219501249the countryside isnt much better lets be honest. misty and grim upland moors with no trees
>>219501240>“cup of possibilities” mugscreaming
>>219501268
>>219501278the 19 year old shift leader at his job in the UK sent him, a former bank manager in Nigeria, to clean the dishes
leaving /brit/ for www.puritanboard.com
normalise the map of Only England normalise the map of Only England normalise the map of Only England
>>219501301
Lost all attraction I had to the escort :(She will never reciprocate my feelings, and I no longer feel sexually aroused by her.What do I do lads?
Having a break from the wuppagrind and having some frijj choccy milk now x
>>219501317it will never look right. its a demotion, we'd be like South korea or Ireland, half a country
>>219501305
more maps of Only Englandmore maps of Only Englandmore maps of Only Englandmore maps of Only England
>>219501330get a new gimmick, maybe on people enjoy this time
>>219501317looks like the devil with his cock out
>>219501317Yes, please do
>>219501305LOL
>>219501330Post about it on /adv/ not here
This is England This is England This is England This is England
>>219501314Nice. Where's that located?
>>219501002hehe still got that email stashed lad, you're finished.
>>219501345>>219501374Love it. Fully support you
>>219501345right well obviously yorkshire should be on it's own and cheshire and lancashire should be separate from northumbria too (maybe together)
>>219501374im not fucking living in south central im not snoop lion (formerly snoop dogg)
done some incredible poos today. feel light as a feather x
>>219501314I will join you brother
>>219501345>Mercia: Leicester, birmingham, Nottingham Would be like 15% white
>>219501391yorkshire could never survive on its own
England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England.
>>219501397Can strongly related to this post.
>>219501413Yorkshire would batter the rest of England and don't you forget it sunshine.
>>219501413one yorkshireman is worth 10 of you southern fairies
>>219501438https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bosworth_Field
never been up north me
>>219501458Wales vs Yorkshire, my point stands
might go outside today
cvmbria
>>219501468https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Battle_of_St_Albans
>>219501496>The army of the Yorkist faction, under the Earl of WarwickLions lead by a warwickshire donkey
>>219501516
>>219501515>>219501515>>219501515
Never been to Yorkshire but judging by the pics Harrogate anon posts it looks nice x
