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>>219506468PENGSHIRE
the pizza is delicious
>YORKSHIRE>oldktim
>>219506500
dorkshire
>>219506468Amazing edish, Lancastrians are quaking in their boots
>feet still on the catalogueliterally puking rn
nth for Yuno
Soon.
Yorkshire is paki central nowadays
espania
bought tarot cards when steamingmight do tarot readings for the brit lads when steaming at the weekend
>>219506510Home Slice Pizza does look good yeah
>>219506533Midlands are fucking shit
Reality is the dream of God. It is his thought actualised. He is the force that underpins and sustains reality every second since its inception. The Orthodox have a much better view of God than what is held in the West. We tend to think of him as a sky judge tallying sins when he is more the incomprehensible mystery of reality of itself, only knowable to our finite minds via revelation and Incarnation
there must be another secret /brit/ everyone has gone to without telling me
got through about 1/3 of my ice cream before it melted
>>219506583Classic RWS deck or something different?
how can I maintain an erection during sex lads?i keep losing it when the woman puts a condom on
>>219506468britishers chose this over magical fairy forests
>>219506651*jiggles your tummy*
>>219506661...yh
A Reform government is going to be one last parting gift from the Boomers, they took everything from this country for themselves and lazily coasted through life and on their way out they will take every last shred of dignity and freedom from everyone else.They want you to have a far more miserable life as they can’t stand the idea that others will still be living whilst they will no longer be around to enjoy their ill-gotten gains, you should just sleep (as little as possible) and go to work and in your spare time just think about how great they were in comparison to yourselves.
>>219506670Truly grim
>>219506631yh don't remind me>>219506677um
>>219506668try putting it on yourself?
>>219506718Feeling any better?
whats the best scran on the spoons menu?
>Netflix, Prime Video and Other Streamers in U.K. Will Be Subject to ‘Enhanced Regulation’ and Ofcom Investigations Following New Legislation - IMDbKeirs Britain
>>219506668get her to put it on with her mouthor her arse
>>219506739i'm alright how are you
>>219506766i'm alrightbit sleepy though aren't I
nth for the holodem
>The Orthodox have a much better view of God than what is held in the West
>>219506735that just kills the immersion
sc
Con Dom
>>219506787did you stay up all night and day
>>219506811That's Diego done
Mad how ZIDF will repeatedly claim that judaism is one of the hardest religions to convert too, when a) it is quite a common phenomenon for non-jewish women to convert to judaism to marry b) you are considered to be jewish by the religion of your mother c) which leaves the question open as to how a man is jewish in the first place and d) ethiopian jews
>>219506821might have donehow did you know
Gonna need the thread referee to make a call on that hat post
>>219506831mad how youre an antisemitic little freak
>>219506813feel for them, they're just escaping a hard life. you can't blame them. rorke should show some compassion
>>219506791
>>219506864gets battered when england get knocked out of the world cup phenotype
if rupert lowe wins, retards like sargon of akkad will become home secretary
I was renting in a nice area of a city, then I bought a house in a worse town 20 minutes away because it was all I could afford.I think it's the worst decision I've ever made.
>>219506871don't understand a word of that sorry
>>219506832you and the other one always talking about horses and mouses and stuff late at night
>>219506922well we're both mentally ill so that's what we do
>>219506626>black female director
>>219506510Made this cocktail before.
>>219506880
*makes bear noises*
never met a foreigner beforecan someone explain to me why i'm meant to dislike them
>>219506905Let me guess £22k in equity on a noisy main road in Hull?
FUCKING HELL LADS RUN THERE'S A FUCKING BEAR IN THE THREAD WHAT THE FUCK
>>219506759Have to make sure its got 80% blacks instead of 50%
watching The World Is Not Enough (1999)
Gorton and Denton is a constituency in Greater Manchester represented in the House of Commons of the UK Parliament, which came into being for the 2024 general election, following the 2023 review of Westminster constituencies.From 2024, it was represented by Andrew Gwynne, who previously was the Member of Parliament (MP) for Denton and Reddish from 2005 to 2024. On 22 January 2026, Gwynne, who was elected as a Labour MP but had been suspended from the party, submitted his resignation, citing ill health. A by-election will be held on 26 February 2026 to fill the seat
>>219506967Mans bear annoying
>>219506987Yes, hello
>>219506990You should be more afraid of all the men in here
boyman
>>219506759leave the trillionaire foreign corporations alone!
>>219507005Not as good as “Black Hawk Down”
>>219507030all the silly boys here want to bum me anyway teehee :3
never been punched in the face beforecan someone explain to me why i'm meant to dislike it
>>219507005very wankable scene in that towards the end when denise richards is braless in a white cotton top and gets soaked with water
>>219507023Good luck with everything I sympathize At least it's almost Spring
>>219506990Don’t run ffs it triggers their prey drive
Timmy's crush
an active heterosexual will have a dozen sexual encounters a monthan average homosexual will have a dozen sexual encounters a day
>>219506990*manoeuvres myself around you so you are closer to the bear than me *
Shawty say her BD a baller whole time he white and a kicker in the UFL.
>>219507111*takes the chance to cop a feel of your bum as you do*
>>219507056she was proper fit innit
>>219506990Just use bear spra-
>>219506510unc ass hands
>>219507085Cute greek girl
>>219507061The only thing I can cling to is the fact that I'm not longer paying a landlords mortgage. And if I didn't buy where I did now, and try to save up for a place in the nice place, by the time I saved up the house prices would have increased anyway. I'm only about 20 minutes away from the nice place I used to live in anyway
>>219507134What a strange video
>>219507135>unc asspost yours
>>219507153many of 'them' around you?
>>219507099>an active heterosexual will have a dozen sexual encounters a monthhaha yeah
>>219507159clearly a demonstration on using bear spray if one is rushing at you
So what's going on with that tourretes fella then
>>219507153Are you going to move in a few years? What's so bad about the place anyway how loud can it be?
>>219507134h-he's fast
>>219507099>an average homosexual will have a dozen sexual encounters a dayhaha yeah
219507183No it isn't
>>219507211looks like one of those playmats
>>219507192where have you been
>>219507177No it's a very white town, about 95%, but it's a working class shit hole >>219507192The house itself is fine and was recently refurbished so it's nice not to worry about those costs as a first time buyer. The noise is annoying but I can deal with it if I have the internal doors closed.I hope to move back to the nice area one day but it will require an inheritance.
>>219507134me heading to the off license at 5.01pm on a friday
>>219507211cities skylines II looks pretty good now
>>219507134bb looks PISSED
>>219506864Would>>219506866Am not
>>219507248What do you mean?>>219507255Doesn't sound that bad honestly but I guess I don't know the half of it reallyHope you win the lottery or something haha
right well that's an illegal post
>>219506812oh sounds like your penis is broken then. i'm sorry
what colour is the bear?
>>219507297hs?
>>219507323fuck off diego give it a FUCKING RESTyou tiresome little toad
>>219507135>ass hands??
>>219507293
Considering how brit is very clearly dying (genuinely this time), I think we all need to put some more effort into our posts and try our hardest to engage in actual conversation
>>219507251um
>>219507376that one's literally me and so that means me and her should kiss
>>219507376ice dancer (its true) !ice dancer (its true) !
>>219507374yeah and poo
>>219507369Fucking hell that is insane
year 9tights
Can someone vocaroo this (in the style of Rock DJ by Robbie Williams):You got no love, then you're with the wrong manIt's time to move pon bodyIf you can't get a girl but your best friend canIt's time to move pon body
>>219507413scream
>>219507374the issue is the mentally ill people. they will kill /brit/ soon enough.
>>219507413That's a huge cat.
>>219507413real?
>>219507441yeah they got it on video
>>219507413mad how i cant get ram because of shit like this
>>219506468>Drink Yorkshire tea>Eat Warburtons bread>Eat Bury black pudding>Eccles cakes!>Bettys Hot Pot!All I know is girls from Hull have the cutest accent
>>219507459err no they don't.
>>219507374/brit/ has been dead since the pandemic
>>219507413This is why RAM and computer parts are quadrupling in price. Fantastic
>>219507458i can ram something up your arse
Genuinely frightening how the world wants to invade my comfy pnw Need more feral homeless to scare them off
>>219506754Abbot ale
>>219507413heh, what about those RAM PRICES??? am i right boys
gg Iran
>>219507413Only Americans make based, random humour like this. Brits cannot. Everything has to 'make sense' for them. How boring.
>>219507458it's not right
people from hull don't have an accent
>>219507483Heard it irl mate
>>219507459Go on then, what do you call a piece of circular dome-shaped bread?
>>219507524How old are you?
>>219507524
My biggest fear is a mega tsunami.There's just something so utterly terrifying about a gigantic wave of water coming your way.
I am the gayest man in /brit/
>>219507576??? quit ur bitchin and play f3
Thats a sexualized cartoon
Sorry. And I really mean it, I AM sorry for this. But women are evil.
that's dinner done. changed my sheets, popped a sleeping pill, time for a quick shower and then beddy bo bo's x
>>219507576knight to f2 was checkmate
>>219507558barmcake
soraka is based
Cute alt girl on me bus x
texas is the reasonunderrated band werent they
>>219507603queen for rook>>219507629no it's not
Right then, let's see how much my wealth has increased thanks to RBRS
>>219507704
Sat in a business hotel in Birmingham waiting for my gammon egg and chipsThere's a couple on a date, one is a slightly thick white guy and the other is a mixed black woman who looks a bit like this and keeps going mmmhmThey seem to be getting along well
Recessed temples really exposing my alien shaped lumpy irish head
>>21950771048.8% since march. Crazy stuff. Thank you RBRS
right well that's soraka from league of legends with a girthy and length horse penis isn't it
>>219507613how you see the world is simply a reflection of your own heart
>>219507777
mama
>>219507732going to have a big naked hotel wank when you get to the room?
>>219507784ProbablyMight stick on some terrestrial TV on for a laugh too
>>219507369Hope its their only home or capital gains is going to bend them over and give them a good seeing to
In touch with the groundI'm on the hunt down I'm after youSmell like I sound I'm lost in a crowdAnd I'm hungry like the wolfStraddle the line in discord and rhymeI'm on the hunt down I'm after youMouth is alive with juices like wineAnd I'm hungry like the wolf
>>219507732she's a prostitute mate
>>219507617sounds lovely. i wish i wasn't too anxious to take my sleeping pills
pov: horse
>>219507732that totally whomps
>>219507413Doesn't make sense. Hate it
>>219507835run forrest run
>>219507840post gf arse
>>219507459>Eccles Thats in lancaster you thick stupid cunt you buffoon of a man
>>219507860neigh
>>219507732Thick as in stupid or
>>219507886ohhh go on
Lads what sort of curry should I get? I've not had one in about 2 years because the local place that had been good delivered me subpar slop. Tbf I only eat curry about once a year anyway. I don't know how to cook it and don't want to learn so I order it once a year and it costs a fortune. But a newer place has opened that i've been told by an independent witness is good. I'm poorly and havnt left the house in nearly a week so ive got fuck all food in. And for once I crave something spicy to help rid me of this cold. Please give me recommendations before I order something mild and bland or have to ask plebbit.
>>219507840would you buy mousey a plane ticket and let him come visit the stable?
what did you guys have with your pancakes for pancake day
>>219507920Lemon an sugar
>>219507914cant go wrong with a cheeky madras, just the right level of heat for me making me want a curroid now
my willy smells
>>219507835would not want to live in a world with lizards around every corner
>>219507914Pork vindaloo
>>219507821Don't think so>>219507896Yeah
>>219507918don’t think he should be outside his house let alone the country
Rorke finished
doing rorke stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URhzUQDHN-Y&list=RDURhzUQDHN-Y&start_radio=1
>>219507840are horseberges like dogberts and they recognise their own names if you give them a call?
>>219507972
>>219507989leave it on r/asianmasculinity
>>219507989you just know she looks like the girl on the right and got big mad
>>219508000not that advanced with names, no, even if some horsegirls would say otherwise, but they do recognize your voice and will come if called
>>219508001Snakeberg
snakeberg slithering up my arseberg
>>219507948Cor
>>219507953It says Madras is "fairly hot"? Are you sure i'ld be ok. Tabasco is the hottest ingredient I own and I cant take much in the one meal I use it for (mashed potatoes mixed with tuna and tabasco then grated cheese on top).
What is this mong doing
>>219508082madras is a notch below vindaloo
>>219507997Funny how you and heathermong have the same weird image names
i went on holiday to spain and i saw a lizard
>>219508001wonder what that tongue would feel like flicking across your taint as you wanked
Rupert Lowe is going to save England
>>219507973vindaloo says "hot" and pork isn't an option. chicken, lamb, king prawns.
>>219508103almost like they’re both disgusting evil pedophiles
>>219508111checked
>>219507595Not that scary really
>>219508111And if he doesn't then it's over
>>219507991like what
>>219508111from what, rorke?
Just finished my gammon egg and chipsPlotting to ask for the pudding menu
New Escortmong arc: pretending to ask for curry recommendations and being difficult with people that reply earnestly.
>>219508148the faragewave
>>219508124If Tabasco is too hot for you then a vindaloo would kill you. Maybe lamb rogan josh or a korma would be up your alleyAlso can't go wrong with butter chicken
>>219508001
>>219508103grok saves things as "image"
>>219508100ive never eaten madras or vindaloo so thats not a reference i understand. perhaps ive gone mad from spending 5 days alone, unwell, and not speaking to anyone in person. but im going to try a madras. might get 2 naans in case it is too spicy but i can pick the meat out, cover it in rice and eat it like kebabs.
>>219508191a stiff cock would be better up that mongs alley
>>219508204Hmm
>>2195082092 naans?Madness
>Tabasco is the hottest ingredient I own
>>219508191most places here dont do butter chicken. that was my go to abroad when people insisted on curry and id used all my social capital to convince them of indian not thai.
>>219508192Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
>>219508214Tell him not me
I like jalfrezi
>Little Rudiger
>>219508249Okay
>>219508238i have money, mark. i my reasons, jeremy. >>219508247technically i have hot curry power and hot chilli powder also. but i have never and will never cook with them. they are strictly for deterring rats and when applying them i cover my nose and keep as much distance as possible.
bro just a few more billions bro i promise bro it'll work
>>219508287this reminds me of when I used to meet chicks in simpson meme facebook groups from 2014 until 2016
I’ve got no friends and am a complete social reject
My life has had so many moments of shame and humiliation it's actually insaneBeing an autistic freak is brutal with just the sheer number of bad memories you have to dwell on compared to normal people and they never healJust L after L after L for fucks sakes
i found a cute kitty in the snow!
>>>/r9k/ is down the hall, lads.
>>219508255toad simply doesn't realize he's a take away delivery
>>219508336get on tinder. a girlfriend will fix that in no time.
>>219508336>>219508338ktim
>>219508338
>>219508355You first
Zoomer colleague who can only say "fair faaaaiiir" has announced he won't be joining the rest of us for dinner and instead will eat uber eats in his roomThis generation is braaaaazy
*muscles into the thread*
raped & relapsed
right that's me finished the first can
>>219508336>>219508338ktim!!
>>219508374Never posted there in my life.
>>219508132prefer not to sayx
>>219508360lol
corrrr>>>/gif/30277787>>>/gif/30277787
sculling a pint
>>219508387absoluteunitberg
>>219508392corr just reminded me I’ve got two beers in the fridge, it lush
>>219507696Yes it is, he's right
What are your thoughts on the Sonic the Hedgehog videpgames?
I've decide on lamb rogan josh. do i need to order rice separately?
>>219508408
mental how everyone i look up to turned out to be a satanic nonce
My life has been nothing short of horse shitting RAPE
>>219508435Retardbait
>>219508435Chronic the hedgehog haha
my leg hurts. you're all having fun enjoying the evening while my leg hurts? wow....
>>219508435awful
>>219508435I played some of Sonic Colours last year and it was alright but nothing exceptional
>>219508355Was the best board 2010-2015 before the coomers came to town
>>219508376he's probably got a hot date on discord
>>219508439JUST ORDER THE DAMN CURRY
>>219508435poor man's mario
>>219508435enjoyed them growing up, especially the advance series
>>219508450chortling at the thought of you having posters of Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell up in your room
>>219508481How old are you?
>>21950851052
>There was a video about 5 years ago where Paul Scholes was biting his daughter's toenails, I guess to help her trim themwhat
when i scroll down on youtube now it just shows me the same videos over and over again
I have tiny girl hands, my voice is soft and I can't grow a beard
>>219508481he's right ya know
>>219508553Ktim
That is outrageous. I'm only around the corner.
>>219508535just remembered this wonder did he have a ginger lob on doing it
>>219508542twitter does that to me
>>219508553heyyyyyyyy
I've completely caved on NoFap ladsBasically back to where I was a few months ago before I lost my virginity to an escort. The last 3 times I've seen escorts I've been unable to maintain an erection for penetration. I haven't done it since late January when I saw the blonde escort I lost my virginity to.Should I try viagra or is it dangerous?
>>219508562they charge extra if delivering to homosexuals
>>219508562right but you cba to get it yourself can you? now pay up piggy
>>219508542youtube programmers love to fuck up their shit up
>>219508493Yeah I played advance 1-3, they were funSonic Battle on gba was also a good game
>>219508553my voice is deep and can grow facial hair but i have tiny girl hands
>>219508589shut the fuck up you boring freak
Got a gold (colored) watch on and a gold (colored) chain on. Feel like tony soprano
>>219508528Sheesh
>>219508589
>>219508506he was a shrewd busniessman
>>219508486He's a little speccy dweeb so it's possible
>>219508431well it's not my fault is it
>>219508589i always take viagranot worth the risk, can't trust the willard
Order made. For the record i'm not a fucking homo.
>>219508562You're also paying a mark up on the food for using the platform
>>219508626we fell off
>>219508637Poof
pornhub do food now i'll order
>tree fiddy for a cokeWhat a retard LOL
>>219508637this nigga ordering curry off of pornhub
>>219508655that's GB's best winter olympics ever
>>219508680>>219508680>>219508680
>>219508637the scranòis
>>219508626we're fucking shite
have given up wanking to trans women for lentcan't take much more of this!
>>219508626interesting the dutch love a cheeky speed skate so much
>>219508651i ordered it direct from the restaurant. the restaurant delivery boy will deliver, no? i dont think my town has apps or id have just ordered a maccies from the A road 6 miles away.
>>219508589ffs i told you to get on the willard pills weeks ago.viagra is a brand name for sildenafil, you dolt. The Independent Pharmacy dot co dot uk10%off now, promo code GM10. post a screenshot for proof of order or i will never reply to you again lad
>>2195086379.90 for a bit of lamb in base gravy5.50 for a fuckin pakoraraped you like a white orphan girl, haven't they
>>219508637that better be a 3L coke if they're charging 3.50 for it. If it's that 1.75L bottle they're some overcharging bastards.
>>219508001Snekberg
