first

eating some grey poop on

>>219514177
toasty

Fourth

>>219514177
future glue

nigga just wearing a jacket

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BBC comment section proving that the silent sensible ones have the majority

>>219514212
he comfy :)

Is it true 4chan traffic is way down?
Cause these goofy niggas made the captcha system hellish?

why does he post the fake news

>>219514225
>necrothesp

>>219514247
to make people look at things

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none of you can name this pokemon without looking it up online

might just fuck about and read then go to sleep

>>219514262
True
Have one of those on my violet save file n aw

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>>219514262
What does it even mean to be a Pokemon in 2026?

>>219514262
monkidori
fool

>>219514262
no i cannot
i wouldn't be confident naming any non-gen1 pokemon 2bh

need attention please hi hello hey hiya

>>219514262
no clue what that is. have only played red and yellow

>>219514262
Munkidori

>>219514296
go to sleep

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A closely kept secret among Jews is the respect that’s given to any Jew that can lie his way out of a situation.

>>219514262
Punchthemonki

The girl seems to be on the chubbier side
Face isn't bad
I want her to want me even if I would never intend for anything to happen
Also I'm mega autistic and could never flirt to save my life

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>>219514280
who knows

>>219514214
imagine having sex with she

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Girls don’t poo.

>>219514361
Adultery is a sin.

>>219514388
that would be nice

The Moon is back out again tonight, wahey x

>>219514390
you've gone from saying she does at least once per day to now saying girls don't poo at all

>>219514325
no.

>>219514413
it's cloudy you fucking tit

>>219514413
Thats just your mum strapped to a jetpack

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>>219514366
Ultra Necrozma. This specific one is Necrozma and Solgaleo. This is the other one, Ultra Necrozma fused with Lunala.

might kill myself for a laugh

how come there are literally zero charismatic politicians in this country

>>219514452
don't worry one will come up from nothing this year, they will be the new Barack Obama

>>219514468
yeah?

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rorke flummoxed

>>219514473
yeah. Birmingham born and raised, Jazeed Oz'uwaad Bakh 9/11 Timurid

>>219514452
On purpose to keep the status quo i'd imagine, not really any other explanation

https://discord.gg/U5ch2zNBf

All Brits welcome, especially based Brits uwu

>>219514513
not joining a groomcord

Need a video game to focus my entire waking life on

>>219514513
do kill yourself post-haste

>>219514534
League of Legends

aram mayhem
very fun

>>219514559
been enjoying it lately
just won two ranked games! (with the lady...)

>>219514566
*the* lady yeah?

>>219514570
fucking UM

>>219514573
yes the Romanian one who added me
Her name is onmykneesforyou which is a bit of a mental name and gets me given some shit

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cant sleep

>>219514570
why are all the ponies lesbians

so hard to find decent high rise tapered jeans

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>>219514583

everything is gay

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>>219514225
Alternatively, sharpen your elbows, demand second and third opinions, complain, claim you’re being discriminated against, threaten to sue, go to your MP.

It’s the only way to survive RNHS

ah ok see the thread is just the same four or five tranny "personalities"

might leave /brit/ forever its complete shite now just how much its fallen is grim

cock piercing I got done in philippines is starting to rust

Why are you talking to other girls

raping my homunculus

Might get a gp appointment to discuss a bad case of the mondays

you're aware that it's not the green one that's talking to other girls

Every nation should have their own gods simple as

putting my homunculus in the microwave

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You have bad Tourette’s! You shouldn’t have come here, you’ve upset everyone on this holy month of Black history.

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>southend airport
>six tonnes of cargo in all of 2024
why does it even exist

>>219514640
mild scream

>>219514513
Voting Labour next election no matter what

>>219514648
probably for those quarter of a million passengers
i'd like to see you handle that many, maybe your mum could

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>>219514225
>“It’s very important to understand about me that I’m not into psychoanalysis. There’s far too much of it and people spend far too long constantly analysing why they do what they do”.
>“I don’t spend a lot of time psychoanalysing myself”.

>>219514626
see >>219514225

You lads apart of any other communities online or offline apart from /brit/?

my ear hurts

pooing out of my arsehole of all places

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>>219514177
It's up

>>219514667
Of course

>>219514667
no
not anymore after what happened...

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>>219514177
doto ojisan :3

i'm not racist anymore

>>219514679
really dislike this particular bongoloid phenotype

>>219514702
He looks like a simpleton, like he should be working the fields

>>219514719
she has great tits

>>219514733
I was thinking along the same lines.

>>219514741
34F as I recall. Fucking insanity. Her bum is even better.

Just found out oasis got back together

Going to pursue a career as Jeffrey Epstein

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Mad how this is the creator of MLP
She'd definitely get it

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>>219514719

>>219514667
The Church

>>219514772
not a church in britain that isn't exclusively 94 year old villagers or africans

Free candy if you join

https://discord.gg/U5ch2zNBf

leftypol taking a flight from London City airport

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It’s a biological fact that Emma Watson’s does stinky gross poos.

>>219514784
don't have a discord account
what's going on here is it like a nonce thing or what

>>219514810
don't join any groomcords

Fulham Poo

>>219514810
Dont get yourself groomed now

Is there anything to do on the internet anymore

>>219514850
dark web

>>219514854
um

>>219514854
what's on there apart from drugs and child pornography, neither of which i want to find

pondering the target demographic of r/4chan

>>219514850
Whack off to porn

remember when the worst thing Sarah Ferguson did was have an affair with a foot fetishist
seems quite mild in hindsight

sucking my fingers

well that's Joe Biden dead then isn't it

>>219514943
It's probably for the best

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how are millennials doing this? What's their secret?

Scrotum in the butthole does NOT count as sex.

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Migrant in Cork elbows and KOs and Irish lass, breaking her orbital bone

>>219515039
Based

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>>219514978

>>219515039
mad how they'll just do it for no reason

>>219515060
how do you know it's for no reason? maybe she gave him a nasty look or whispered something racist under her breath

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flat chested women are so elite. hate tits me

Mmight eat a peanutbudda

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>>219515039
it's an epidemic!

>>219515066
would love to marry a failure like her <3

So bored, can anyone recommend me a movie?

English people now suddenly concerned about Irish people for the first time in history because of a political agenda
>Oi oi, only we are allowed to abuse the Irish!

>>219515095
Gremlins

>>219515107
Literally not a single post expressing concern for Irish people

>>219515095
what kind of genre are you thinking?

>>219515114
*slips on foam hulk fist and punches your head clean off*

so what's the meaning of life then

>>219515148
>meaning
Odd to assume there is an intrinsic purpose. Nobody knows and anyone who says they know is full of it.

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where

>>219515148
bagina

Mad how my brain is broken and I've given up on life

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>there are versions other than the french one
u wot

Wife wants us to move to the UK

She says I’ll be treated nicely there because I stutter and one of your kings stuttered

my hobby is the pussy

David ike been too quiet lately

>>219515183
If I ever see a stuttering yank IRL I'll knock him out

>>219515197
But I practice Muay Thai

rorke browsing the tesco website to avoid spending time wandering around the shop

the cute girl I liked and befriended in school turned into a chav who can't spell to save her life and has multiple kids from different dads. Def dodged a bullet

Why are their willys always so big.

>>219515157
>Odd to assume there is an intrinsic purpose.
Why

>>219515163
trueee

>>219515222
leftypol letting the handle of the shopping basket dangle on his forearm because gripping it would be too manly

rorke seeing a black guy in spoons and immediately leaving

>>219515222
scream ktim

>>219515191
Quite peng isn't it

Gotten quite good at Final Fantasy XV combat. Wish the team could see me in action. I'm shit at the fishing mini game though

sex with Emma Watson once or leak an Asian lass's armpits

rorke going out in the rain without an umbrella

>>219515259
>leak

leftypol effeminately moaning to drown out the tourettes man's screams of the n word

rorke panicking when he can't find the item he found on the tesco website in the shop

>>219515284
sc

rorke pumping iron
leftypol getting pumped by a Myron

>>219515232
Because what indicates that there is a purpose? The universe is irrational

leftypol and rorke fighting over the last box of ferrero rochers in tesco

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america is so peng

>>219515314
rorke trying to eat them and leftypol trying to shove them up his arse

do autistic wogs in australia still have the wog accent

nice sunny day tomorrow supposed be, should probably get to bed so i can enjoy it

>>219515352
yeah should do but i probably won't :/

remember doing the litmus test theng with the paper and the lines what was that all about hhaha x

any gooner man in

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aff tae bed

@grok generate for me rorke with no clothing please thank u

i wish i wasn't so ugly

>>219515444
are you actually ugly though or just negative self image x

>>219515246
>>219515308
>The universe is irrational
How so

>>219515459
don't knowwww

>>219515458
no i am actually ugly
if you saw me smile you would reflexively flinch and spin 360 degrees on your heels and walk away

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>>219515317
Come home, rorke

>>219515483
mmm doubt it also you're always going to judge yourself harsher than everyone else

>>219515459
You’re looking for meaning in a meaningless world. The only meaning is the meaning you ascribe to it and you can choose what that meaning is.

what do blokes who don't like sports talk about

>>219515490
If only

>>219515503
opera, sherry, psychology

>>219515503
vidya

met my mate's gf and her mates the other day in the pub
what am i supposed to do when meeting them?handshake? hug? kiss on the cheek? idfk

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>>219515518

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>>219515509

It should be legal to kill neurotypicals

>>219515528
a gentle foot kiss is the apt response these days

>>219515496
>You’re looking for meaning in a meaningless world.
How so?

>>219515528
Don't know
I would stand there with my hands by my side and maybe put them in my pockets for a second and then take them out and awkwardly shift back and forth on my tiptoes

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>>219515528
cheeky bit of forcey funtime

>>219515556
can't say this

is it wrong to attack and kill people

>>219515590
yea

>>219515605
y?

>>219515590
no because morality is not objective

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAJopwEYv8

bzzz haha

chloe kelly sex arse

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The face she makes when you’re hitting it doggystyle and heart a fart.

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you lads prefer indian or chinese girls?

>>219515702
indian for me chief

is it wrong to attack kill and eat people

>>219515137
any and all.

>>219515727
depends

>>219515737
the lobster

>>219515741
on hwat

>>219515702
Indian in this case

>>219515762
the circumstances

>>219515783
how long have you been awake for

>>219515799
37? hours

>>219515810
the raped

>>219515810
russian sleep experiment ahh

>>219515817
i was but that has nothing to do with me being awake this long
>>219515818
O_O

>>219515737
okay i'll give some classics of random genres:
la la land
gladiator
pulp fiction
tintin
bugonia
fight club
seven
tangled
black hawk down
mean girls
drive

>>219515810
cocaine is a hell of a meth

lads my computer is going slow, where can i download more ram?

>>219515862
haven't done any cocaine though
i've stopped taking my medicine though

where were you when the queen died

>>219515867
https://downloadmoreram.com/

>>219515877
Camilla isn't dead though.

>>219515867
download a physical product? are you insane!?

>>219515877
was on a walk and i saw a rainbow

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>>219515877
I got this auspicious achievement in CK3 early that morning

>>219515894
sent that slanderous knave to the tower

>>219515877
was on a walk in town with my mate after school and we were discussing what time she would die
little did we know she was already dead, it just hadn't been announced

i'll never have a girlfriend again

>>219515877
Was in my living room watching that PAEDOPHILE Huw Edwards talking about it

>>219515918
i'll never have a girlfriend

>>219515913
>after school
>2022

this absolutely is a den of knaves in the truest sense

>omg no no no everyone itt has to be at least 25 years old it's not possible!!

>>219515927
for me it was ITV news making an absolute cock up of the announcement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8wVPpQbQSw

Anyone remember trickytv

hearing an audience clap out of time with the music is one of the worst things of all time

These threads are full of shitters, rotters and wasters anymore.

>>219515990
yh

>>219515968
Mad considering there was famously a whole overwrought system of rehearsals and codewords

>>219516019
ktim

>>219516019
more of a wretched and grotesque good-for-nothing myself

larrikin here

>>219516027
how did they do it down under

>>219515968
kek you can hear someone shouting the statement in her earpiece when she can't find it

Someone done went and done done the thing is what they’ve done

>>219515542
Alri socretes

hate being shown ai videos by people
never as funny as they think it is

>>219516054
We were pretty much aware already that she wasn't well so it was a bit of a ghoulish vigil
Also the news came through overnight so they had time to finesse the tribute videos by the time the normies turned the news on

>>219515968
>>219516027
Sky News messed it up too but not as bad, the presenter Dermot Murnaghan managed to improvise it rather than just going 'um let me find that statement for you'. You can also hear someone shouting the codeword cauliflower in the background.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o0MGbXqnjg

graggle graggle

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Me picking the corn out of Emma Watson’s poo.

Woke up a bit early haha

>>219516153
just a little bit

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Bit fucking dark

nicocado sex arse

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>A young british lad was beaten and robbed of his equipment by Muslims in London.
Daily anglo humiliation ritual. Pathetic lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1_RKu-ESCY
does this sort of sentiment exist in britain?

a monkey learns how to type on a keyboard and use the internet

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Lads, the UK is falling apart by the second. Your anglo ancestors fought and died in wars for naught.

>>219516221
Yes, there is indeed a Brazilian posting in the thread.

>>219516242
Mind your own business José

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>In just 30 years, London's White British population almost halved from 73.4% to 38.6%.
lol

well that's me craving boozeberg

>>219516298
Get it in. Get it sucked.

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>>219516242

Sir Lager Tops

I make fun of yanks on here, but a peanut butter and jam sandwich is kind of lush desu

>>219516171
looked much clearer when i took this picture on me phone

i like sandwiches

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1771790378371629.webm

>>219516461
GRUSSY!

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nth for Yuno!

>>219516491
NO ANIME

>>219516513
anime is allowed !!

>>219516414
it's only really tasty with white bread. like smuckers
anyone who criticizes it is tries it with like whole grain or sourdough, or other some bread that holds its weight on its own. just not the move

>>219516518
kier starmer made anime illegal

>>219516530
realized they were called uncrustables, smuckers is just the brand

>>219516539
he did not !!

>>219516200
>>219516242
>>219516260
why does this brazilian periodically come in here to share what he saw on twitter

the goyim have gone insane

>>219516561
that's what brapzilians do

tung tung tung sahur is coming to fortnite

need some scranime

don't like black people :/

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more anime

I've only ever watched 2 anime in my life. Berserk and Death Note

>>219516654
no

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>>219516680
yes!

GAY PORN ALERT GAY PORN ALERT

gay porn :D

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5'3 and an attitude can get it

>>219516725
need them all to brutally peg me

ONE /brit/ thread per night Jeremy???

>>219516678
your sill a nonc im afraid

Any alcoholic drunk man in, preferably drunk on alcohol

>>219516725
mad how they get to be happy and i don't

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>a nonc

tung tung tung tung tung sahur