edition
Suzanna Son
Genuinely DETEST linking the old pretending it's the new gimmick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIEYmflX090
>>219519233this nigga got tricked
Me? Purchasing a Sony bravia 8 II today (if I can find anywhere that stocks it FFS)
>>219519233all gimmicks are shite and it's one sad cunt doing most of them who gets really defensive when you point it out
>>219519245what's a good television to buy if I have around £450 - £500?it doesn't need to be massive
>>219519245there you go lad
ok google get the gay porn on
>>219519243Oh I'm sorry. Am I supposed to individually remember the post number of every /brit/ OP? You fucking poof.
>>219519265you can get an LG OLED for 500ish
>>219519265Samsung have some decent ones for under £500 lad, 4k too
Backrooms movie looks pretty good
Why buy a new TV when you can spend it on escorts.
kill everyone nowblow up the world
>>219519286the cheapest LG OLED on John Lewis' website is 800 quid>>219519293shall have a look. 55 inch is probably bigger than what I need as well, I really don't require a huge telly
>>219519271Appreciate it mate but South Yorkshire Police placed a 30 mile restraining order on me for Rotherham after ousting me from a grooming gang.
Morning lids, just got up. Nice early start for me today. Having an all steak pukka pie for brekkie with me wuppa and it's lush x
just buy a hisense for 200 quid spend the rest on drink
>>219519309sure thing boss
>>219519327Trip on sacked tranny
researching some research pertaining to various topics of which interest me
>If you can't afford to buy it for full price now you shouldn't buy it on financeWhat a stupid fucking argument. Yes I can't afford to buy something for £2k today but I can easily afford £100 a month for two years you cunt.
>>219519327>>219519343someone post the image of this loser at aldi
had my bumble height set to 6'1 before and got fuck all matches but now i've set it to 6'2 and now i'm drowning in bitcheshardly even a lie either as i am 187cm which is ever so slightly closert to 6'2 than to 6'1, and shoes make up the difference anyway
>>219519411
>>219519428hahahaha
need toilfu to fuck off to her new job. sick of looking at her
>>219519360If you're really into your research you should check out Anna's Archive. Let's you view paywalled scientific journal articles for free (illegally). Has a full mirror of what was previously hosted on the now-defunct Sci-Hub. It's blocked at the ISP level here in the UK similar to torrent sites but you can get to it via Tor or a VPN.
>>219519412Always thought I was 6ft but I had a medical at work recently and they confirmed my height was 5'11
reckon women who claim to be funny are usually just obnoxious and fat, as they say in the business, show don't tell
>>219519428what a beautiful woman
>>219519428
>>219519446alri ray romano (ogs will get this reference)
why is there so many weird tranny characters on /brit/
someone reverted my edit on wikipedia and I'm fucking fuming with steam coming out of my ears and I can't do anything about it because I'm afraid to engage in any kind of dispute online
>>219519471There's only one and his name is spaino
>>219519474Just stop shagging blokes mate and they'll let you permanently change your sexuality on your wiki.
>>219519293Getting mugged off buying anything from curry'sAO get better prices
>>219519511Can't be arsed waiting a day for delivery lad, would rather just collect.
Todays eats:>breakfastCiggie, black coffee, nectarine >lunchSushi>dinnerFish and chips (air fried)
Just necked that steak pie and it was lush. Washing it down with a wuppa now x
>air friedPeople still falling for this gimmick I see.
>>219519533It’s effective and quick. I don’t see the problem
ginger schoolgirl on the traintights
>>219519540I'm going to punch you now.
erm
When I’m in a ‘spot the nonce’ competition and one of the contestants says they use /brit/
Still wank to the girl I dated when I was 15
>fat lass enters the office>I remember that I brought breakfastI think my subconscious is a shitlord
>>219519572um
>>219519594no no it's ok you see I picture myself as the 15 year boy I once was also
Warming up the tubes on my British made in Vietnam amp
Got me waircut appointment booked in for 11:30am. Few more hours to chill before heading out. Oh aye x
>>219519603
>>219519622>15grow up
cooling the tubes on his British made in Vietnam amp
Hello I am here after laughing at your official BlueSky account ran by someone calling himself "HelperLad". You are all so funny.
Might stuff my knob in a fanny tomorrow if you know what I mean
Got the Gordon Ramsey on
Cool this
Stuffing my knob in Gordon Ramsay’s fanny and warming up his tubes
>>219519674>MarshallTerrible sounding amps. More of an orange or blackstar man me
dadblatt gave me about 2 grand before christmas from his retirement said i would get a new gaming pc or put it in a fund for a deposit, looking at my banking i realise i’ve basically spent it all on takeaways, wanking equipment or the gambling jew
Shut your fucking face uncle fucker, you’re a cock sucking arse licking mother fucker. You don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long
spent £220 on electricity in the last month. its not right
>>219519674Who's done that then. one of them heavy rockers like Dave Grohl or Chris Martin I bet
Mental how people scream and that on rollercoasters. Never felt the need to scream me, am convinced they just do it because it’s in movies
>Discord delays age verification plans after user outcrylove it when companies get scared
burned my wrist a bit getting the cheesy crumpets out of the hot air friarbut will i stop drinking in the mornings?not today
>>219519462Is this actually employed woman
>>219519713Don’t even know how that’s possible. I have 2 kids and the most I’ve ever spent is £120
another drink?
>>219519746Yes. Think it's a shop in Bury if I remember correctly
>>219519767ever shagged them up the arse
>>219519746no EW works in aldi scarborough
>>219519713I haven't paid any gas or electric for over a month now. Still using the last of me energy voucher credit.
>>219519808You've never had sex though lad. For future reference if I want spacker virgin freak opinions I'll make that clear in my post mongboy
>>219519713must be one of these:farming bitcoinfarming weedsomeone leeching off your electricity supplyheating a house with electric heatersmisread the meter and sent the wrong meter reading
>>219519532
been mindraped by politics for too long how do i take my mind off things like that and concentrate on something that actually effects my own life
>>219519833bodied that incel waster
back to bed x
>>219519694>orange or blackstarAh yes the classic fuzz distortion or the "blanket over the marshall" amps
>>219519858*affects
>>219519833He ain't a virgin though is heBecause you just shagged him up the arse
>>219519843>heating a house with electric heaters...yhI toil from home so have been very liberal with the heating recently to maintain my comfy wfh environment
Morning runts
>politics doesn't effect [sic] my life
>>219519887let's get it aarons
>>219519716lol
the personal (doing a poo) is political
>>219519833Fine with me lid, I'll stay virgin while having everything on for free in life and you keep paying your council tax and energy bills like good wagecattle. Cheers x
What happens after you coom in a girl
>>219519930Sperm fertilises the egg
>>219519900what does [sic] mean in quotes? I always just read it as a hiccup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM38jrD1Dv4
>>219519891madmanget some thermal underwearabout £20 for two sets off amazonwear them under your normal clothes and save £100 a month on heating
>>219519930Stork knocks on your door and delivers a brand new baby
>>219519929mad that you'll be a virgin your entire life. literally every day of your life until you die you'll be a sad lonely incel. you will not once feel the emotional and physical love of another human. arguably the only thing you're on this earth to do and you can't even do that. everyone can see straight through your cope. humans are hardwired to want love and you will never experience it. that is suicide fuel.
>>219519982You’re going to make him kill himself stop
every youtube video essay is so blatantly written by chatgpt now that i'm actually getting quite pissed offstarted hitting that dislike button again for the first time in yearsdon't care if they don't show dislikes any more, i know the creator can see it
>>219519930I run off before she can react
>>219520005they cant see individual dislikes. just a ratio bar
>>219519982well thats marmiteman4 well and truly done
>>219519826>>219519826>>219519826blueboard boobies!
Got my silver St Nicholas chain on. Looks fcking zased if I do say so myself
>>219519982Really don't care about your male wagecattle opinion. However, if you're a cute female then please keep insulting me x
>>219520044cared enough to reply you rattled incel lol
>wagecattle
>>219520053
>>219520005That will show them
>>219520036>I'll never get to plunge my face into a giant puffy 80s muffWhy live
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>cronem>bradders imageSCREAMING>porn images>KLOP images >porn images [Deleted]>KLOP images [Deleted] >UmSCREAMING
>>219520014
>>219520005I've also noticed that a lot of new video essay channels are popping up that are completely AI animated and voiced. Unfortunately it seems that most people can't tell the difference
watched this last nightVery funny but the episodes are only 10 minutes long what’s the point
haha it's Wednesday *starts humping you*
start gooning
>>219520101
>>219520142poor man's double dragon
managerberg speaks in corporate jargon
>>219520099i didn't find it funny at all. It's just family guy type humor but with no world building or cohesion
Got my [Not available in your region] out
is the banana sitting on your countertop alive or dead?
hes stickybombed my carbobob
Top 10 times Rorke was right
weird how we were hunter gatherers for countless amounts of years in prehistory and only now we can do nothing but stare at a screen all dayobligatory kys @ gingernonce
Channel 4 | Race To The Rape S4 - Leftypol Hunted By Traitor Rorke
>>219520248did hunter gatherers ever have a wank
>>219520036the small-tit loving nonces are ragin
>>219520265only when they couldn't rape
do you reckon blokes ever shagged monkeys back in the jungle days
rorke using 4chan on his phone
>>219520278perky B cups are S-tier though
>>219520289That's how we got africans
>>219520289isnt that how you were conceived?
>>219520289yeah that's how we got aids isn't it
peng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob0yyedlBZU
mustve been quite the catch back in the day you could fuck it and then eat it then go back to your cave for a lie down
>>219520289That current happens. There are animal brothels in the third world where guys pay to fuck female chimps.
>>219520342do you know how much they charge?
>>21952034810 bananas an hour
i dont shit where i eat but i do rape where i work
Just not right what them Muslims do to our European women.
>>219520342Whoops, I misremembered the species; it was orangutangs getting whored out in Indonesia
>>219520368and I'm all done shitting
>>219520368>>219520399duke nukem?
the pastime
>>219520381Probably got rejected by a white woman earlier that day and that's his logical way of dealing with it
think in mexico or something they rape donkeys and it's just a normal thing that every bloke does
Having me frijj strawberry milkshake now x
>>219520416PISSING
>>219520415really strange post this
>>219520415Bet she votes for pro-immigration parties too. Suicdal empathy really will be the end of Europe.
>>219520381why are muslims in europe just like the memes while ours are chill
>>219520381she probably deserved it i reckon
>>219520434How so?
noncey mongboy
>What I'm drinking >What I'm eating >What I'm watching >What I'm playing >What I'm listening to Got fuck all else to talk about. Wasteman.
Not sure if my wilbert could please a donkey or an orangutanI'd give Punch a good time though
>>219520434/pol/tards think everything revolves around race >he was probably rejected by a white woman>she probably voted for the anti-white party bro!!so tiresome isn't it
>>219520457>shitaly
Bit rude>>219519160
>>219520464>>219520434Okay why did the third worlder elbow a random woman in the face then
>>219520492he's probably mental mate
>>219520464>/pol/you tell me
>>219520492could be that he's in a shit situation with his home country getting bombed, not getting enough vitamin D in the scandinavian climate, is annoyed he is stuck in europe as a complete outsider, or is just a sociopath.. or a mix of all of these things which manifests mental illness but yeah totally just got rejected 1 hour earlier and that's how he's coping with it. forsure
I'll tell you who's mental. me! haha
scranning a couple of narners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbGmA1nWt5s
>>219520503>probably mentalas opposed to being a rational man who goes around smashing random women's faces in for a good reason?
don't think I'm getting enough vitamin d, might go and beat up some women
>>219520531Or he's just a retard from a shithole
>>219520563
I used to smash fuck out of every woman I saw until I got on the vitam D gummies
>>219520457PaedoLad the UK Nonce
>>219520416I think there was a Vice News segment about that going on in Colombia
>>219520444Probably because it’s a quick boat ride from Morocco to Spain or they can go from Syria into Turkey and then they are in mainland Europe don’t even need to cross the water meaning basically anyone can come.Meanwhile you have thousands of miles of ocean between you so the Muslims you do get tend to hardworking intelligent people.
She is best known for being the first person to die by suicide on a live television broadcast.
>>219520568i was more generalizing about the depressing climate and using that as an example not at all trying to justify literally hitting people but it's a massive contribution to bad mental health
a muslim took a bite out of my gf the other day at the pictures
>>219520617she was the first femcel
>>219520633It was love at first bite
>>219520618yeah mate i remember going to majorca and while i was there i didn't smash anyone's face in for no reasonmust've been the sunshine
>>219520633> the picturesOk unc
>>219520618grow up
mad lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzz_Vu8DWtI&list=OLAK5uy_kRDOcmFFozsfPFlA0EiuCR6E9ktGdXJWE&index=4
>>219520718saw the video of this. mad how much blood comes out of his nose and mouth
>>219520700Wypipo racemixing with East Asians just makes simulated Mexicans
>>219520763iirc kurt cobain watched this video on repeat
>>219520410the thing about solving rubik's cubes is, the percentage of people who could solve a cube just by picking it up and working it out is vanishingly small. Everyone who gets into 'cubing' wants to be perceived as being that intelligent, they want people to see them and think "woah he picked up that cube and solved it just using his brain and spatial intelligence".Of course, that's not how they solved it. They looked up a bunch of algorithms that other, smarter people (or computers) worked out and wrote down and then pain-stakingly memorised those algorithms in order to present the image of being a smart person. It's pathetic.
>>219520700>>219520766Given that Mexicans are the product of Spaniards and Aztec, the latter being from Siberia. The other alternative would be to look at Turkic or Mongolic groups who invaded West and picked up Slavic admixture
Starting my day off right with a compilation of indians getting splattered by trains.
>>219520781was just saying this down the pub
>>219520785me on the left (I buy lottery tickets)
>>219520781Bit like chessGood performance at chess only correlates with intelligence at the complete beginner level and the very top levelInbetween it's just autists repeating algorithms
>>219520806youre also more likely to die from a rattle snake bite or get hit by lightning than to win your jackpot btw
>>219520810factual and true. This is why I am hard-capped at 1200 on lichess. Simply refuse to EVER study opening lines. It's lame.*stumbles into a royal fork and resigns*
*rattlesnake
*does a poo in the thread kettle*
>>219520854reminds me of that big snake in Sekironever did play Sekiro but I have seen videos of it and there is a big snake in it
>>219520819no one has ever died of rattlesnake bites in britain we dont have rattlesnakes stupid thick bastard yank replying to mefucking yanks manill be pissed off all day now
>>219520835lol this was me building my little fort earlier today after trading queens (wayward queen opening let me down AGAIN)
you wouldn't air fry a car
>>219520766aha all my half-Chinese friends get mistaken for Latinos
>>219520884then i got my bishop bashed haha (i eventually won though)
Never seen a snake in the wild
feels like I'm doing a charity service everytime I watch a british comedy show these days
Always baffled by British people who talk about "Latinos" as if they're a notable part of the UK population
Theres no point thinking deeply about things, i forget pretty much everything after a few days and i dont really have memories at all
>>219520810Chess is mainly pot luck based on your opponent making mistakes Brainlets argue this and contend 'dude you don't get chess bro' even though the best players all say this is true
>>219520914Don't think I have eitherSaw a slow worm once but I have been told that's not a snake
>>219520914*pulls my trousers down*
yanks be like waddup my name is Topher
>>219520914they fuck>No,rattlesnakes generally do not mate in groups. Unlike species like garter snakes that form large "mating balls," rattlesnakes typically mate in individual pairs after a male has successfully defeated rivals in a ritualized combat dance.
>>219520951its a legless lizard, not a snake. (snakes are not lizards before you ask)
prank idea: a riverdance type show with fat people called "lord of the dance" but i change "lord" to "lard" on the banner above the stage before they come onthey think it's a fatphobic hate crime but the stage is also smeared with lard so they all go flying when they try to riverdance
>>219520884>>219520894In your first image your dark bishop is hanging. Pawn to a4 is frankly insane. The only move is for you to exchange bishops.After they take with knight to d6 I'd be looking at e5 for the fork with your pawn.
Hi yall my name is Hunter from Birmingham Arizona
>>219520998my goal was to build a fortpawn to a4 was irrelevant as i had already won
>>219521009yeah? fuck off "Hunter"
what a boring life i have
>>219521015based engineer
>>219520880Touché. You’ve caught me exporting American problems to the British Isles. Unless one has escaped from the London Zoo and has a very specific vendetta against you, your risk of a rattlesnake bite in the UK is, technically, zero. However, if we adjust for geography, the mathematical "justification" actually holds up even better with your local wildlife. The Great British "Risk" Check If we swap the rattlesnake for the Adder (Vipera berus)—the UK's only venomous snake—the stats still aren't in your favor for that lottery win: Winning the National Lottery Jackpot: The odds are approximately 1 in 45 million. Getting bitten by an Adder: There are roughly 100 reported adder bites in the UK each year. With a population of about 67 million, your annual odds are roughly 1 in 670,000.
>>219520781well that's not a rubik's or a cube
>>219521015You were the type of kid to disregard lego set instructions weren't you?
>>219520998>>219521015however that said i did go e5 pretty soon because that's honestly a decent moveeventually gets the centre open for the rooki did win in the end
*whiny virgin voice*knight to d6, check*presses timer*
>>219521061scream
>>219521061you press the timer before your move you imbecile
>>219521087No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfE1WP2pV00&list=OLAK5uy_kRDOcmFFozsfPFlA0EiuCR6E9ktGdXJWE&index=2
>>219520887>all my half-Chinese friendsLots of those in the Yookay?
The man in Currys just tried to guide me to the cheaper TVs when I was looking at a sony bravia 8 II
>>219521154not very many
*outside staring into /brit/*
how come the tellies in the shop always look dead good and vibrant but then at home the telly looks rubbish?
did anyone even read my lard of the dance post?
>>219521187no
tung tung tung sahur
>>219521177
>>219521178Exact same reason why you look good in the mirror but actually look like an ugly rotten vile looking little cunt.
can you order lattes in a pub
finallyFINALLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-JMa3O1-XQ
>>219521234holy scranoli
>>219521217even in the mirror I look fairly ugly to be honest. It's easier to understand my failings in life once I recognised actually I've been ugly my whole life and that's why people responded poorly to mean accurate answer to the question "why is [thing] happening so easily for others but not for me?" is that the person asking the question is ugly
>>219521223No but you can order a cider pint
>>219521223yeah but they take ages if it's from behind the bar. In spoons though when you order a hot drink they give you a mug and you get free refills from the coffee machine for as long as you stay. Proper coffee as well, beans ground there and then.
>>219521255Stop being ugly
>>219521255I think your next question should be why are you so boring
>>219521234>eating meat>2026
>>219521234BIG ARSE
oi come on you lot leave the ugly lad alone
>>219521216This isn’t my universe either and I’m white
>>219521296i'd feed you a fucking bulletfucking pedo faggot
ugliness is also a cause of boringness. If an ugly person says something, it's boring. If an attractive person says it then it's funny and wacky and everyone's laughing and cheering.
would love to stamp on that nonces arms and break them
>>219521280Their coffee machine is always fucked tho always burning the bean
no work done cause am on bennies
>>219521317feed yourself some veggies instead
>>219521217I think many people look better when not viewed through a mirror, they don't have their features reversed. And most other people will look at you in angles that you won't see because you are limited by the angles your eyes can see in the mirror.You Medusamaxxed Gorgoncel
>>219521365>I think
a time machine would solve world hunger
Might work to befriend a crow so he brings me bits and bobs he's found out on his travels
do you think we will have £5 and £10 coins in the future when things cost more
>>219521403then why didn't they solve it back then?
>>219521419Alri kes
>>219521332works on my machine. There's usually 2 machines anyway so you can always try the other one.For me, any freshly brewed coffee is going to be infinitely better than an instant coffee. I'll happily suck down 3-4 cups of coffee with mildly burnt beans.
>>219521427Physical currency? What are you, some sort of extremist?
>>219521432not enough money DUHH
>>219521427time for the bank of england to release a £100 note
Grinded out some more stuff in Wortnite now time to get sorted and head off out soon for me waircut. Might go for a Wurger King later. It legends week x
>>219521427We have £5 coins alreadyGot a few somewhere, think they're for special events like the jubilee and shit though, still legal tender however
>>219521427nah they'll just do away with coins altogether. It's a miracle they still exist today. Once the boomers and elderly die off, coins will be phased out.other day I saw a £1 coin on the floor and didn't even bother to pick it up
>>219521427>in the future>when things cost morethings already cost more
>>219521454>Wortnite
>>219521454is that meant to be moomin on the cup?
need sophie turner to sit on my face
*hands you a bank of scotland note*
>>219521457Did you see those audit videos where they pay for fuel with one of them and cause a hullabaloo
>>219521472sorry we don't take monopoly money
>>219521378Lost you already
I love moomintroll I love little my I love snuffkin
>>219521496brown hands
>>219521474no I don't watch such things as I'm not a gimp
>>219521496*slaps the note down on the counter and walks away with my item while laughing*
>>219521466Dunno it's just a cute womfy pic I like to use tbqhwy x
>>219521506Ok
>>219521522*sends the English constabulary after you to arrest you for theft and general Scottishness*
me gwan suck another covfefe
SSSSSCCCCOOOOTTTLLLLAAANNNDDD FFFOORREEEVVVEERRR
>>219521427Canada used to have a $1,000 banknote, but they withdrew it in 2000 due to purported illegal use in shit like money laundering. Now our largest note is $100.The $100 note was first released in 1935. A 1935 $100 note would be worth $2,292 in 2026 Canadian dollars. Likewise, the 1935 $1,000 note would be $22,920 in 2026 dollars (obviously). They’re gradually making cash useless through inflation and not releasing new higher-denomination bills.It all just illustrates how they want us all to get off cash entirely, and make digital transactions attached to our digital IDs; nothing under the table allowed/possible.
>>219521562>>219521562>>219521562
Use this old thread, mate >>219519216>>219519216>>219519216
>>219521568>>219521595Too early
>>219521622poo early
