houses of the holy edition
>>219519216their best album btwbye
>>219520516acktchewally that would be physical graffiti
this is surely the one
Heard some things about led zeppelin not good
>>219521619umx
>>219521562>>219521562>>219521562...
>>219521639Foy
>>219521663sage this shit
Thinking about getting into deep purple based on my enjoyment of their hit song 'hush'
Thinking about getting into cream too based on their hit song 'sunshine of your love'
>>219521685>>219521720samefag neck yourself
>>219521730That's not samefigging that's just making two posts you stupid yank waste of skin
>>219521759>you stupid yank>yanklearn a new word you brainwashed faggot.rent free, btw
*yanks my dick off in your mouth*
>>219520516dont really like any of their albums
Are we using this one or not?
>>219521771You are a yank, cry about it, ywnbb
>>219519216Noncey album art, noncey band
little lad big adventure x
need a knob up my arse pronto
>>21952181923andme says otherwise. yeah im crying (sarcasm)let me bump your dogshit thread so you dont feel bad, kek
kino
>>219521846noone gives a fuck you literal who
>>219521846Hair? CutBreakfast? Trek'dWuppa? Ground
>>219521864>Please sir I have the document sirYou're a yank ywnbb, piss and shit and cry
>>219521911yeah also familytreedna.your proof? fuck all.pipe down
Need her to plop turds on my face.
>>219521911>uhhh...please, believe me over these scientists guise? g-guise??youre a fucking joke
>>219521911
>>219521924>Please sir a second document sirAbsolutely pathetic, you're a yankoid through and through, ywnbb, come to terms with it, you're making me feel sorry for you
>>219521982>you're a yankoiddidnt see this one coming. anything else? schizoid
>>219521871castles in england only existed to protect the foreign elite from the english plebs (or deprive the scottish and welsh of their own freedom)
>>219521948nta but all that genetic testing stuff is kind of garbage you can't trust it
>>219521982keep coping faggot. you should be thanking me for bumping your pathetic nonce thread, cringey hypocrite
>>219521996right well thats rorke done isnt it
>>219522016>ntathen stfu and gtfo. not reading your diary entry, btw
Emma “Eggy Farts” Watson doing the walking farts and crop dusting aisles at Lidl.
>>219522036lol keep it light
yank meltdown
>>219521992No I think you've had enough, learned your lesson, maybe you should post in your own thread a bit and find happiness in your own nationality, hope you have a nice day being yourself and not trying to be somebody you're not yankie, god speed
>>219522056bong shartdown
>>219522063>No I think you've had enoughtl;drkys
uh oh raped melty
if that tourettes guy at the baftas wasn't racist then how come he said a racist word?checkmate nazis
nignog-upon-slappers
>>219522081>uh oh raped meltylol its really sad its come to this.*ahem*scanning this post for british culture
burgers can you have a mare on your own time stop shitting up our thread
>>219522081go back to posting ponies on /b/ or w/e the fuck it is you do you pathetic pedophile
raped paedophile meltdown
>>219522122that's footrape
>>219522081By raped do you mean molested or full-on penetrated?
Why are they like thisFOY
>>219521996Facts
>>219521911gingerpaedo absolutely seething over this post kek
>>219522138>look guys im a HUGE fucking nonce>no no its okay when i do it...im janny>>219522150why are you like this cringecase?
>>219521864Holy shit that's fucking hilarious you're so delusional
p.s. noone gives af you trendsetter you
>>219522166>Holy shit that's fucking hilariousHoly shit dude, totally bro!!!
Is he upset because people chose this thread unstead of his?
>>219522163stop having a tantrum and posting images of the expression you're making
>>219522192ba dum tss
My blooming fucking council just announced a council tax increase of 14.5%. Those fucking crooks. Bins aren't getting emptied, potholes everywhere. What am I paying for?
>>219522154Are you supposed to use pork for spag bol? Ive always used beef lol
....grow up lads
>>219522183I'm embarrassed for you
>>219522212why? get a life you fucking loser
why does he waste his life in a thread that hates him?
>>219522205>What am I paying for?To not be taken to court.
>>219522207it's all the same shite innitanimal meat, get it ground up and cooked in a pan. Bosh.
>>219522220why why why wahh wahh wahh
>>219522207should be 50/50
>>219522207bet the italians would be seething
>>219522163you were raped by your father lol your soul and innocence got robbed by the very people who were meant to protect you.
>>219522205>What am I paying for?infinity bomalians
>>219522220>in a thread that hates him>i speak for everyone because im special>im a special little snowflake im the spokesman for /brit/clear enough you loser faggot???
>>219522222>five-uh twos-uh
Gingerpedo does nothing but have melties anymore it seems. Howling. It’s way too easy to rile him up.
>>219522224I suppose, but why 5% lean?
>>219522252its pretty obvious most people here dislike you. even other yanks. you're unlikeable raped paedo
why howdy I do say my fellow americans that on this here piece of paper it appears that I am indeed a british fellow can I get a yeehaw cowboy in praise of this here fact
>>219522252>actually people secretly like me even though i get called a raped paedo every single day by everyoneliterally insane
>>219522207Italian purists will say yes. Sensible human beings will throw carrots, onions, celeri and minced beef into a pot for 6 hours and call it a day.
>>219522242>you were raped*yawns*
>>219522268>literally insanelearn to read>>219522268again, you cant readilliterate fucktard flex
>>219522252Who likes you? We don't like you
>>219522207no, "bolog" means beef"nese" means fromas in "from beef"that's why "viennese" means "from vienna"it's latin
>>219522258He really didn't used to be like this. I mean for literally years he was grey rocking it doing his own thing. Now he melts down at the slightest provocation.Mental deterioration in real time. In fairness my own menthol health isn't so great.
>>219522277>wefound your problem.youre delusional
dont seem to see many italians on here, and the ones that are seem normal. unlike the autistic spergs in northern europa
>>219522268fascinating isn't itI wonder what causes this(apart from being raped)
>>219522276Nobody likes you, presumably you enjoy being disliked
>>219522256Not sure what you are getting at.
>>219522271i love france and french people
>>219522268he actually spends every day here and receives nothing but abuse. if that isnt mental illness then i dont know what is
>>219522290In the very first days of /brit/ an Italian poster would post "all Brits are pasty babies" in every single /brit/ thread. Wonder what he's up to nowm
>>219522286Who likes you? Where are they? Point to them
>>219522285>>219522293>>219522294honestly delusional, you think the 3 people here than argue your point are the consensusyoure fucking retarded idc if youre here 24/7
>>219522271The fuck does spag bol have to do with Italians? It's a British dish.
>>219522311>help me argue my own pointyeah youre retarded.
>>219522306he's done us tbf
>>219522306That was fucking years ago, during the Maisie era.
>>219522293paedophiles have an average IQ almost a full standard deviation below the mean. he's genuinely very thick and likely needs assistance to perform basic life tasks
>>219522295Your post ends with five number twos. The man in the image is Davy Jones from the Pirates of the Caribbean films. In those films he plays a dice game where characters say random numbers 1-6 and place wagers on the dice (no one really knows how the game works). His accent is funny and if you say "five twos" in that accent then it sounds like "five-uh twos-uh".
>>219522315this, hence why it's called bol, after bolton
I'm Welsh. I'm also happy to call myself European. I would never identify as "British", although it's factually accurate to say I am. I think English people lack the pride and identity of the Celtic nations. That's complicated for decent English people by the way the St George's Cross and the Union Flag have been co-opted by right-leaning political groups. Traditionally, the "British Empire" was a source of pride for some, but that empire no longer exists and in today's more enlightened world, the reality of the "Empire" is problematic, to say the least. It leaves decent English people in a difficult position, struggling for an identity.
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>>219522283Wouldnt it mean "from Bologna"?
>>219522348he's chatting shit mate
>>219522320If you think people like you that's your point, clearly nobody does, and you just like to argue a losing case or something, hope you get the help you need one day mate it's not right
>>219522283screaming
leftypol pronouncing it BOOLENYAYSIESPAGAYTI BOOLENYAYESand doing italian hand gesturesSPAGGETTBAHLYONGIYAYYSA
get me danglers pulled through the pasta strainer cause it's spaghetti bollocknese for tea
England
>>219522355>If you think people like youmy guy you think i come here to be validated by you losers? i come here to make fun of you. kys
Spagg bawl
>>219522357He's blown his top!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDVAQE7nplUpost choons
>>219522348bologna mean's "beef town"like oxford innitford means townox means cow (where beef comes from)
>>219522339you're anglo saxon and your ancestors conquered the celts
>>219522329oh right. I only ever saw the first Pirate of the Caribbean.
>>219522368So you admit nobody likes you, and this is your way of... trolling? Getting upset and stuff? That's really sad
>>219522381why isnt it called spaghetti oxford then?
>>219522375meltymeltymelty...how does it feel, you stupid whiny prick?
>>219522348Shut up nerd
>>219522410melty
>>219522406>nobody likes youagain, unlike you, i dont need others to validate me as a man. grow the fuck up you parasite
>my guy you think i come here to be validated by you losers? i come here to make fun of you. kys
Mental how people shouting melty are usually the ones having a meltdown
>>219522410Idk I'm not the one having the melty! Haha x
>>219522339Welsh are such wankers these days. They used to be cool. We used to be friends.
Reading a story and there was a line where a priest is joined by his father in law. Was very confused until I remembered that Anglicans are degenerates who allow that sort of thing
>>219522407spaghetti is still a forrin muck wordshould be called worms oxford
>>219522428>youre upset because i say you are>haha were all anonymousyoure a fucking idiot
>>219522400first one is def the best and probably the only one that can be called a legitimately great moviehowever the 2nd and 3rd ones are still watchable, in a popcorn flick sort of way. I never watched any of the ones made after that, the Yagggsparrow ones etc (I assume they're all shite)
>>219522422So you admit it then
>>219522457cringe. go ask your mom
nobody posted any choons:(
>>219522407it was but people said it the italian way in the 60s because it was trendyyou can still get spaghetti cowtown in parts of wales btw
>>219522455I just don't find fat women sexually attractive.
it's too bradley she won't pooscreambut then again, who does
>>219522479because your taste in music is utter shite
>>219522468Does your 'mom' like you?
>>219522497no clue. any other questions, socrates? kek
>>219522441i like this
Anyone try scuba diving? Looks peng but I'm a coward
>>219522455don't think my swc could handle this
>>219522479https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z4z3OR2VEQ
>>219522503You don't know if your mother likes you? Hahahahahaha
>>219522455Limmy on a mad one
>HBO have just announced they are making a follow up to Chernobyl, the hit 2019 series which detailed events surrounding the infamous nuclear disaster>The network announced on Tuesday that they have partnered with the Ukrainian government, and will be developing a new series based on the battles taking place around the reactor site following the Russian invasion in February 2022>Little is known about the series so far, but rumours abound that Rapedyank will be playing the reactor core
>>219522494FOY
How would you rank Ontario in terms of grim?
>>219522517>everyones life should be like mine. if its not...well then, i guess im better than themyeah? read a book sometime
>>219522503What about your dad
>>219522541what about mummy and daddysuck my dick
>>219522528Looks like those shitty new towns in Poland
>25 yearsFuck that. I don't want my increased council tax to go towards paying for this cunt. Get him hanged.
>>219522539I just know there's an armpit under there
if you are a male and you use abbreviations for different types of penises based on the colour and size of those penises, then - and it brings me no pleasure to tell you this - you are gay
>>219522545Touch a nerve? Does your dad like you
swear to god you sheltered apes bring the worst out of me. every time i come here i regret itcongrats you have your parents in your lifesomeone give these fags the gold medla for being a momma's boy holy shit
>>219522568You've been done
>>219522568then fuck off
>>219522575>>219522576BOILING
>>219522568bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haven't seen a yank have this bad a melty in years
>>219522553yeah sick of shit like this just bring back the death penalty for murderers, nonces and wogs who are too loud on public transport
>>219522553>Deividas Skebas, who stabbed schoolgirl Lilia Valutyte to death in a random attack in Boston, Lincolnshire>Judge Mr Justice Choudhuryfunny names in lincolnshire
>>219522580CRY BITCHHI!!!!!!
>>219522553Actually, you’ll be paying for his PS5, Rorke
parents in life vs uncle in bum
>>219522568I'm your daddy and I hate you son
>>219522434Better to only have closeted homosexuals molesting boys, than Priests with wives.
Gonna maybe try Viagra later lads, is it safe? I've got a pack of 50mg tablets
>>219522583>meltyhttps://www.thesaurus.com/cheers muppet
really though there's no need for GR15 anymore
>>219522568Destroyed
>wah wah i wanted to make the thread!! grow up
>>219522568lol
>>219522568When did your parents leave you
>>219522624>literally bumping his threadsound argument, dipsh*t
>>219522446Yeah I liked the first, it came out when I was the right age. I think I was a snobbish teen for the rest and had no interest.
Isn't it like, between 4 and 7am in America just now? Just screaming at the thought of a fat yank seething at British people in his dark smelly bedroom while his parents get ready for work lmao
>>219522609yeah it's a laughdunno how strong the ones i took were but it's just a boner that keeps going for ages
time for some tomatoey sardines and some hot buttered toast I reckon
>>219522636i am mocking you, mongo
>>219522629I'm your father don't talk to me like thatYour mother and I both hate you
>>219522506Never tried it. My brother has and said its great but he has been skydiving and fuck that.
>>219522654clap for this n*gger
kiera knightley heaving bosom corset sex gifs
just whacked by bollocks black and blue
>>219522646brav stil living like its the blitz
>>219522679sorry those bollocks did that to you mate I hope they catch them
has anyone tried those frozen sardines they do in Lidls? dunno how well whole fish freezes
ordered me an iphone 16 today, got new airpods with the deal tooget in
>>219522568Why did they leave you Dead?
>>219522712speak english?dead?
>>219522712grow tf up dumbass
>>219522706>iphone 16finally shaggable
>>219522716Why don't you have a relationship with your parents, are they dead?
im surprised he's not spamming photos of murdered children
right time to get on the cans
>>219522723yh been using my 11 for quite some time, reckon an upgrade was in order
>>219522726why why why wahh wahh wahhneck yourself. your parents want you to fuck off crybaby bitchboikeep garnering those (you)s on 4channel lad let me know how that works out for you irl
>>219522720Dead?
>>219522750(You)
sir raped paedophile
>>219522756sir unread dumbfuckmuppet
>>219522744Are they dead?
back on the BBC porn after 3 days of abstinence literally addicted at this point
all this abuse makes him nostalgic for his childhood
gingernonce has you all on strings you can't help but reply to him, escortmong and sacked tranny thinking you've "done them" when all you've done is exactly what they want
>>219522772scream
doesnt matter until you actually fuck off and educate yourself im your bettereat shit and die
>>219522768alri spaki
Think I've accidentally become gay
>>219522772scrim
>>219522740this is a bit schizo
I do not understand why people place so much emphasis on English identity or heritage. Most people may speak about it but in practice it seems to come down to whether someone is white and speaks with an English, Scottish, Welsh or Irish accent.People still treat Vaughan Gething as foreign despite his Welsh ancestry. The same applies to James Cleverly, who is often called a foreigner on Facebook and right-leaning forums even though he can trace his ancestry back.At the same time no one gives Nick Ferrari or Robert Maxwell any criticism despite their lack of English ancestry. In fact David Lammy has more British ancestry than either of them, as he has Scottish heritage, yet I doubt many on the right would consider him Scottish.I see people online debating what it means to be English and discussing Normans, Celts, Saxons, Huguenots, Romans or Vikings, but on the ground no one actually appears to care about genetics. If you come from Eastern Europe, are white, and speak with a foreign accent you may get some abuse, but if you do what Robert Maxwell did, namely adopt an English accent, anglicise your name, and rarely mention your background, then you seem to avoid that treatment. Genes appear to make no difference.Some people might argue that this proves it is about assimilation or integration rather than race. However, Trevor McDonald was born in Trinidad, moved to England, adopted RP English, and still faced hostility. It is even possible that he has more English ancestry than Robert Maxwell, yet in the 1970s and 1980s it was McDonald who endured far more prejudice.My point is that all this discussion about the ethnic English or Anglo-Saxon identity feels like a distraction. It seems to function as a way of avoiding any direct mention of race, since in practice no one is measuring heritage or lineage. Am I wrong?
>>219522744You didn't answer, are they dead?
>>219522814>I do not understandstopped there
>>219522817>all my bwitish fwiends agreeyeah? buy an ad you fucking puppet
Sir David Nigger
>>219522814didn't read all that but it's pretty obvious if you just think about it for a second
>>219522814Yawn
>>219522836Dead?
>>219522842
>>219522846yeah, dead ass kys faggot
>Tourette's campaigner says BBC 'should have worked harder' to stop his slur being airedscreaming he's blaming it on the bbc
>>219522857Your parents?
8h43m sleep last night with excellent sleep quality. bloody lush and I've felt great all day too
>>219522876>my thread>my thread>me me meneck yourself
ah yes i know killed a little girl with a kitchen knife but i see you were having a bit of a melty that day so that reduces your sentence its only fair
>>219522851
>>219522814*reads all of this*
>>219522875>Clean it up, Janny
>>219522893more attention span than 90% of the faggots posting here. good for you
>>219522886You might feel better if you talk about it, what happened to your parents?
>>219522814*votes up*
>>219522910>/brit/ is my thread>its my safe space>im the janny i run shit round hereyeah sure thing n*gger
>>219522922Maybe you misread, I'm asking you about your parents, are they dead?
>>219522943go read a book you pseud dbag
>Maybe you misreadnot likely
>>219522948Why are you being aggressive? What is it about the question that makes you angry?
Umm jannies, whyve you left that image up
>>219522951me back the back
whenever the beeb does some live report on a setencing, I always do a ctrl+f for a translator and it's literally always there lmao
why does he think reading a book is so impressive
>>219522888the squad
>>219522969>Why are you being aggressive?again, you think youre smart but cant grasp basic rhetoricLEARN TO READ
>>219522881can't remember the last time i got more than 3 hours sleep in one gobeen waking up every few hoursfeel knackered constantly
his mum was literally a 10/10, why does he still have the ugly gene?
>>219522951>>219522973Guy may have shat himself, which is why they're laughing and holding their nose. Buses here are grim.
>>219522986Is it something to do with your parents being dead?
>>219522992not good lad you should aggressively protect your sleep
>>219522980because he cant read
>>219523002yes, it is. thank you dr. phil
tights, he thought to himself in relation to no particular singled-out post
>>219523010So they are dead?
pull down those tights
>>219522993diana was busted
>>219523002>all my brit pals are waking up>PLEASE FUCK OFF YANKEEstart thinking for yourself sometime
>>219523010>Dr Phil McCrackenyour paediatrician?
In a near-future America destroyed by climate change and unemployment, "Cloud" (a massive tech giant) provides the only path to survival. Employees live, eat, and work in "LiveWork" facilities.
>>219522993>his mum was literally a 10/10She really wasn't
>>2195230462 more weeks
>>219523024they dont even mention legal immigration on their website anymore. whole thing is jeeted, Oppengruppen Fuhrer Rupert Lowe is my thought leader now
erm...lads?
>>219523036So we've established your parents are dead.How did they die?
>>219523050bet she had a nice pink twat tho
takes the piss
>>219523036you have been particularly annoying lately spamming every 30s on your pass for crumbs of attention is something the matter did something bad happen
might have to bin 5 (FIVE) bananas today because instead of eating them i went on a mad week-long drinking binge and ate chicago town pizza and cup noodles instead
>>219523022>>219523076wont be long before youre dead at this rate.in a similar vein, ever heard the saying:choose your battles?
>>219523097could make banana bread
>>219523097Why not make a banana bread? :)
>>219523031:/
>>219523097kek I also do this hahah!!!!! I’m fucked!!!!!!
>>219523097freeze them and make banana bread at a later date
>>219523098This is a conversation not a battle, a conversation about your parents, who are dead. Is it a sore subject?
>>219521562>>219521562>>219521562
>>219523102>>219523106don't have the required ingredients or skills or a working oven
>>219523120>>219523120>Is it a sore subject?not particularly, no. but you dont want a sincere answer you want to argue, like a child. this is what ive been trying to get through your thick skull this entire time you scrote
>>219523139How did they die?
>>219523097just eat them now
>>219523153died of the shame from creating such a fat loser mong
>>219523139actually we would all like to know what is wrong with you and why you have been so particularly keen on shitting up the thread for the past week or so
>>219523168im like 134 lbnow convert that to your thirdie metric you lazy fuck
>Asian provocateur >Romesh is in America
>>219523185How did they die and why don't you care that they're dead
>134 lboh my days
>>219523203>tfw I need a poo so I bring my tablet and smartphone into the bog and start doing a poo and posting on /brit/ and see the flag I had filtered all morning is still posting
>>219523072wowwonder where he got the info from
one eye closed ranganathanbeating it off like I'm masturbating
>>219523139Answer the question
>>219523248why do you need both
>>219523300watching a video on the tablet
>>219523312your poos take too long then thats not good for u
>>219523322not watching lord of the rings trilogy extended directors cutjust a bit of gothamchess on youtube he's making ai chat bots play each other at chess
