Alpha.Blueneck editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWzQDBBe0v8&list=OLAK5uy_lRTpGOCqP6iemJFCEXTnk5b0xiKauDp70&index=1
>>219521562First indian itt
Foy
horsejacket
It legends week x
Still absolutely screaming at that ugly runt in the old
My hot milf next door neighbour had some sort of accident recently and fucked up her foot extremely badlyShe's had part of the muscle taken from the inside of her other leg and attached to the outside her footShe's all bandaged and scarred and fucked up and crawling aboutShe asked me to get a bottle of wine and come over last night. I thought we were going to fuck before I saw the situationI could not have been more wrong, I was like I was a ww1 nurse helping her with the bandages and stuff (ironically she's an actual nurse)She was crying that she'd never be able to wear a dress or skirt again and that her mother has a brain tumour with two months to liveI hugged her and told her if she ever needs anything to let me know, and went home shocked, and maybe could hear her crying through the wallIt was a lot
>>219519216
sir thread split
>>219521714make sure you recycle tho kek
>>219521714Should have gone with Sir Thread Splitter
Yanks seething
>>219521652you are already in there son
>>219521884I feel like the disability and the family situation is a set back for my shagging
>>219521880
The grooming gangs are baffling to meHow did a bunch of young English girls get groomed by old Asian men? Do working class parents not teach their kids not to trust strangers?When I was a kid I was always just automatically scared of anyone non-white
off to bed
>>219523176in a min, darling
>>219523182they're always from foster homes or povvo families. bloke befriends them and buys them some things they couldn't have otherwise, gets them some booze and fags so they feel grown up then starts abusing them
graveyards are filled with men who thought they had more time
>>219523217*still lives with parentsyoull use my thread and youll smile, you fucktard
>>219522158Yeah you probably shouldn't try it she's facing mortality rn lol
>>219523241>Applejackyeah well, you wont see that posted here...only faggot shite
watching eatingwithchad
used to have mlp on vhs. was quite a zesty child actually it's surprising I didn't grow up more gay than just enjoying the occasional gay porn wank
>>219523303nothing gay about watching gay porn sometimes and occasionally having sex with men doesnt make you gay
>That post doesn't exist anymore.
>>219523303Had care bears on vhs. From what I remember most of them weren't even bears, there was a lion who drove a cloud and there was like a racoon and an elephant and a monkey and all sorts of other animals
when does this paedo freak sleep he was seething when I woke up and still going now
>>219523337diversity is our strength etc
>>219523324are you joking or do you actually think this
mad that we're still turning up Roman stuff in digs 2000 years lateryou'd think we'd have found everythingthen there's summat elsemadness
New bergé sighting. Haven't seen her at our usual hangout spot in 3 months, must have been hiding from the cold.I offered her a piece of ham but she's too scared of the steins to come out.
>>219523341youre in my thread, now...faggot. you might wanna show me some respect
Ahh yes nice weather, now all the cunts leave their dogs outside to bark on the estate all day.
>>219523369cute
i keep putting off hydrating odds i drink some water
>>219523369saw my favourite local ginger cat sitting behind a wall the other day just peeking out watching people walking to the bus stop
>>219523370raped paedo
>>219523361Lad on the right looks like someone dropped a 2000 year old lead brick on him
mods sending the message loud and clear: buy a pass and you can do whatever you want
>>219523361looks like they uncovered an anglo-saxon man on the right there too
>>219523407Cat I knew and an old place would go to the bus stop to get attention from people.
>>219523409>paedoits not even amusing anymore. gfy clueless faggot
>>219523418the way it should be
>>219523370So about your dead parents, how did they die?
why's gingernonce seething about MLP now
>>219523418povvo neck yourself
>>219523431raped paedo
>>219523431Why are you a paedo?
>>219523440>>219523452not horny enough to gfy, eh? low t beta bitch boi faggots
thought I muted my mic to fart but accidentally muted my speakers instead but by then it was too late
>>219523430my mums cat used to dissappear and we found out she was going to old people's houses and getting fed and sleeping there
>nobody likes you>everybody likes meyoure a bitch
>>219523459You were telling us about your parents being dead you wanted to have a sincere conversation so here it is, what happened?
>>219523338>2016she's probably dead now
>>219523487you got a fucking life outside /brit/thats what happened
ladswhat do we reckon
>lost all my friends from school >never made friends at uni>no social media>never had sex with a woman aside from escortsIs it over?
>>219523520Do you regret telling us your parents are dead? You said you always regret posting here, maybe we can change that and have a sincere discussion of your parents and what happened to them (they died).
>>219523546cor lovely
>>219523546lush
>>219523439do you really believe that
>>219523555join a club
mad how fit they are
>>219523573nobut reckon a warning would have been enough for a pass user with no previous bans for accidentally posting a loaf of bread on /sp/ instead of an instant 3-dayer
>>219523546burger looks goodfries are too fat and not very crispy looking
>>219523634could say the same about your mum
>>219523555Join a tennis or squash club
>>219523643how so?
>>219523643Done him
>>219523621that is why i will never ever buy one
>>219523610>>219523651please do not mistake escortmong/26virge's posts for genuine requests for help all he wants is your (you)s and he will be typing some retarded response now aimed at extracting further attention
wonder what the brown version of me is up to right now
Poo
>>219523621Remember jannies on /int/ used to be very trigger happy tooGod forbid you made a new thread at the same time as somebody else and you'd get hit with a 'spamming/flooding' ban
>>219523669must be exhausting having such a high baseline of seething about whitey all the time
Scranning malted milks
>>219523621Christ that's badEven though it was a mistake there needs to be a tolerance of offtopic within threads for discussions to take place naturally
>>219523669It's hilarious how much the BBC tried to make her popular because she's a 'ki
>>219523546That probably cost £22
>>219523546oh it peng
went back to 2005 last night
>>219523669She has received non-stop promotion ever since winning a gameshow based almost entirely on the fact that she is an ugly little brown slag wrapped in a headcloth
>>219523677Don't say anything bad about China either, I've been banned for that before.
>>219523669Who is the white version of her? Rosie Jones?
if anyone bothers me/starts problems with me i instantly threaten their family or some shit works every time btw
the guardian is a right wing imperialist rag meant to enrage and distract the blue haired wokes with silly race nonsense like the daily mail enrages and distracts gammons with silly race nonsense
>>219523779Shut up you mong
>>219523777do you have these violent incel fantasies often
>>219523777what if they don't have a family
basically just a massive bag of crisps for lunch
>>219523779yeah we heard this before, but wanting regime change in Iran isn't inherently right wing or imperialist so... get fucked
>>219523795cope on woke gammon retard
>>219523799nh but i have said this sort of thing to people before i think it works because i appear as unhinged and mental
>>219523802dunno i would threaten someone else on their behalf i suppose
>>219523812is it not borderline illegal if not actuallysounds like a lie i would make when 13 years old
when was the last time a girl initiated a hug with you?
>>219523829yesterday
>>219523809being on the same side as the usa in terms of foreign policy is inherently right wing and imperialist
>>219523829can't remember. I do remember the last time a girl hugged everyone else in the vicinity then just waved at me, which happens a lot
>>219523827i dunno if its illegal but i doubt anything would come of it on the two occasions i did it both times one of their friends jumped in and pulled them away from me
was going to buy doritos int shop but it's £2.50, fuck that
>>219523829five minutes ago
>>219523844Not really, your black and white thinking is retardedYou can want the same thing as your enemy for different reasons
>>219523844alri redditmong
>>219523829When I left my last job one of the old ladies who worked in the office gave me a hug. Her saggy tit got caught on my bicep and it was really awkward
>>219523851not a good look desu
>>2195238292022 maybe
>>219523810this was the last thing I said to nan before she passed away
Apparently you can wash wool garments with shampoo in a bucketMakes sense doesn't it, it's just hair at the end of the day
I get paid less than the brown version of myself
>>219523846fucking kek I think I'd die inside if that happened to me
rorke seeing black people in the local Chinese and immediately leaving
>>219523864what different reasons are those lol? >muh human rights yes yes rightoids say the same things
leftypol massaging head & shoulders into his cashmere cardy
>>219523920>sayYes exactly
>>219523873reddit supports iran?
>>219523920if you just take everyone at face value then maybe discussing politics isn't for youthankfully there are lots of other interests and hobbies you can engage in
>>219523949you know exactly what i mean
do poltards drag their boring politics into everywhere they go because they get bullied off /pol/ for being too retarded or what
what's this all about then
swear my cock is shrinking
if you can’t see why supporting violent riots initiated by CIA and mossad agents and quoting ridiculous death toll figures that come directly from american ngos funded by the national endowment for democracy (founded by the cia) is pro-imperialism then there’s no hope for u
>>219523970me approaching the snacks table at toil like I haven't been eyeing it up all morning waiting for someone else to make the first move
>>219523997what kind of toil has a "snacks table"
ooh eck he's gone for a non-reply, he's rattled
why is there a iran-supporting spaniard in here
went out yesterday and the first thing i saw was a wog dropping litter on the floorand don't say "confront them then" because i've done it before and they don't give a shit or change
Comment
>cold foggy jacket weather in the morning>suddenly the sun comes out and it gets warm as fuck at noonhate this time of year, have to dress for two different climates
>>219524033Did you pick it up and put it in the bin?
ladsracemixingwe have to do it orders from herr starmer
>>219524033Haha yeah they do do that a lot huh
>>219524042something has gone wrong
meltdown
>>219524029oh that's just Twat On A VPN no. 73842009
dunno what this new obsession with an image of a besuited woman is about
>>219524053I have the same moustache. But with a beard. Considering shaving most of it and only keeping a bit on the chin.
>>219524083Keep us updated
>>219524072giving low iq schizos access to ai is like giving them free meth its a public health crisis and we all suffer
everyone that disagrees with me on anything ever is in the epstein files or wants to be. fact
>>219524072>>219524109
Bit of a bargain wasn't it
that was a truly historical gingernonce melty earlier
>>219524170who tf pimps out their own gf for 20 quid?
what was all that yesterday about cum tributes being banned?
I've been advised by my attorney to clarify that I am not, repeat NOT in the so called "Epstein files". Thank you
Some good stuff in the files actually
>>219524192government are ploughing on with their age verification plans despite having so far zero success with any of it. Latest is they're going after Netflix and the like
>>219524222er
>rorke>mousey>leftpol>spaino>cronem>bradders imageSCREAMING>porn images>KLOP images >porn images [Deleted]>KLOP images [Deleted] >UmSCREAMING
>>219524224>despite having so far zero success with any of itwhat makes you think it hasnt been successful?
just checked the guardian website. culture war slop, slopslop and anti-iran and anti-russia bollocks. not a single word about israel. lol, lmao even
>>219524188A 15 yo who needs 20 quids for his fortnite pass?
mad how much uglier i've become in the 10 years since my last passport photo
The Netherlands should be named Gerfewy.
from gimmick to self harm ocd ritual in record time
>>219524305whats happening in israel
>>219524323I've had a bit of a glow up personally :)
>>219524305Dangerously antisemitic post
>>219524305>a single word about israel.why would there be?fuck all happening at the mo
>>219524323think I look alright when I see my reflection at home then I swear people visibly grimace when my face comes up on a teams meeting
>>219524326one eye on the money one eye on the hos
>>219524384scream
>>219524323>>219524326We have a telepathic connection.
BBC PRESENTER: Kazzummer Keroo. Madgimmer Gahro. Kassugger Itchy-ban. You’ve seen their travails through the Kammerotcho district on your video game console. But you might not know their stories are based on a real organized crime syndicate: the Yackuzzer
>Team offsite next week>100 miles away>All day>On a friday>MandatoryToilberg has gone TOO FAR
has Israel Derangement Syndrome been coined yet? seems a lot of people have it
>>219524339a brutal settler colonialist regime motivated by genocidal ethnonationalist is occupying palestine (all of it) and practicing apartheid and ethnic cleansing. and it’s been happening since before “israel” even existed. thought a left wing news paper might have at least one article on it, not like they aren’t still killing and oppressing people.instead their criticism is reserved for the enemies of america (so the enemies of israel). curious
>>219524450simply dont care
dont really like pesto dont see what all the fuss is about
>>219524450>a brutal settler colonialist regime motivated by genocidal ethnonationalist is occupying palestine (all of it) and practicing apartheid and ethnic cleansing. and it’s been happening since before “israel” even existed. thought a left wing news paper might have at least one article on it, not like they aren’t still killing and oppressing people.Semites killing eachother, who cares>instead their criticism is reserved for the enemies of america (so the enemies of israel). curiousYeah cos things are actually happening with them at the momentDo you know what "news" means
>>219524430We had one of these recently but I refused to go since i have a fully wfh contract and they wouldn't let me claim back time spent travelling
israel still doing thing theyve been doing for entire existence
rorke drowning in 2 inches of water
Gonna see if they've unblocked my IP range yet
instead of calling it old news they should call it olds
>>219524450>and it’s been happening since before “israel” even existednot exactly "news" then is it
never liked israel it just seems like a fake country. no offense don't ban me janny
>>219524466it is only good freshly made in a mortar and pestle
>>219523426>Ceredigion >anglo saxon
>>219524527Dangerously antisemitic post
>Brand forums>Alignment meetings>Strategy updates>Global function call>Team all-hands>1:1>Company monthly town hallMAKE IT FUCKING STOP
>>219524527well it is fake in a way but through sheer determination they've become more real than places like Wales or Portugal
>>219524527you can't just say no offense and it cancel out the offense lad. they even warned people not to get offended before and after that tourettes bloke shouted but people still got offended
>>219523669All her food is like: 10kg of sugar with butter and some chocolate sprinkles.Its amazing what a chip she has on her shoulder despite being a media darling. Just because a few people think being in an arranged marriage with your cousin is wrong
not convinced. israel is murdering people. instead they have some bullshit article about iran blaming the politicians there for the economic problems caused by us sanctions. don’t really understand how you lot can’t see it lol
>>219524538Every corner of Wales has been raped
>>219524083Very gaulish
wtf are some of these new captchas
Another non-replyAnother post punctuated with "lol'He's done
>>219524576>israel is murdering people. Not really, it's just brilliant at waging war>instead they have some bullshit article about iran blaming the politicians there for the economic problems caused by us sanctions.Brought it on themselves at the end of the day
i'd like to marry a welsh woman whose family hates me for being english
>>219524576boo hoo abdul
>>219524576why do you like Russia and Iran
Rorke explaining to leftypol that these pretzels are making him thirsty
>>219524619i hope you’re jewish because otherwise i’m very embarrassed for you
>>219524619>just brilliant at waging warWar is pretty easy when you get billions of the latest tech from your sugar daddy
Munch bunch
no offense but poo willy
>>219524667I see, so we're going to fall back to leftypol's new favourite flourish of calling anyone who isn't schizophrenically obsessed with Gaza a JewWell I'll do the customary thing and declare you brown, now we've finished our performance
>>219524649i support sovereign nations that stand outside imperialism even if they aren’t perfect ofc
>>219524671Takes skill to secure the goods, better luck next time Arabs
i support my legs because they support me
>>219524716how are russia and iran not imperialist
>>219524716Why?What reason do you have to believe they "stand outside imperialism"? Is that what a leftwing blogger told you or something?
Watch me being a brilliant tactician, waging war against impoverished toddlers
>>219524745They'd only grow into terrorists to be fair
ah yes russia and iran definitely don't have designs upon territory in other nations lol
If the greens got into power and we got massive argentine inflation due to their head mental policies. Whats the best way to protect ones assets. Are non UK stocks ok ?
Russians bravely fighting against imperialism in Ukraine
genuinely hate this showwatched this ep on 1.39x speed and nothing happened. I mean NOTHING.
dion dublin
green's already in power, the almighty dollar* if you ask me*or euro or pound depending on what country is reading this post
>>219524740>>219524742? imperialism is a system of monopoly capitalism that needs to expand. the usa is the imperial heartland and countries that stand against it weaken imperialism. russia for opposing NATO expansion and proposing a multipolar world, iran by hedging israeli/Saudi regional dominance and being the only country to help the palestinians. read lenin and you’ll get it (he’s easy to read)
>>219524815Anime is for teenagers. Of course it's boring shite. I suggest growing up and watching adult media instead
>>219524802absolutely
>>219524829oh you really believe that 100 year old capeshit tier analysis how embarrassing
>>219524815stop watching it then mong boy
>>219524835such as
>>219524867not an argument, just a cope
Actually I'm right because I used definitions that makes words mean the opposite of what they usually mean.
this is the "greek"/"irish" thing
>>219524874Dunno, I'm still a toddler you see. Googoogaga my mum left me with an ipad
>>219524894if your definition of imperialism is “being mean abroad” then almost every country will fit the bill to some extent. not useful
>>219524921Im afraid you have to be over 18 to post here. You could get a 10year ban till youre of age
>>219524829>read leninWhy did Lenin invade Poland and the Caucasus?
>>219524969spread the revolution and liberate the workers there
>>219524885im not arguing just calling you retarded because you are
>>219524815The first few episodes are fucking great, the rest is a generic anime
>>219525020gonna cry?
Rorke and Leftypol finding themselves sat at adjacent tables in the pub for the World Cup and finding middle ground on their opinion that Bellingham is overrated.Then Rorke ruins it by bringing race into the equation
>>219524681No nutrition whatsoever.
This thing that is bad? It's actually only bad when it's the side I don't like that does it.
Had me waircut now waiting for these wagecattle workmen to finish installing the thing. Can't go in the shower until the tuckers are done. It not right.
>violence is bad, therefore a man getting mugged can’t punch back to defend himself
>>219525073many such cases
love Pretit's basically Greggs but for people who can read
>>219525046youve been crying all thread mate who are you trying to fool we can all see your posts
a green text non-reply
>>219525051Leftypol doesnt go to pubs
>a mealy mouthed reply, to nobody in particular
>>219524829marxism was created as a reaction to the time.no philosophy can be extricated from the period in which it was created and transplanted into modern soceity as if it were some transcendent unchanging edifice of truthread hegel and you'll get it
8 minutes and that was the best he could come up with
>>219525175we still live under the same basic system
>>219524829You're a bit dimUnfortunately many midwits come across bollocks like Marx and co, and because it gives you a framework and some words to chuck around you think you're starting to understand the world when in fact you're just learning the fantasy of a 19th century Jewish schizoIran and Russia are imperialist nationsThey are simply weak ones, relatively speaking
just deleted all of my emails
>>219525211Don't think old Phil ever used email
>>219525192yes yes thank you for another dogshit non-argument with no substance from someone who hasn’t read a book since school
Gave up sex for lent 3 years ago and haven't stopped
>>219525191Laughing at you, just take a second to think about the possibility that you are the one simplifying it
>>219525234why arent you at work comrade
mousey must be shitting himself
>>219525237That takes dedication. Well done
just got called a nigger at the british academy of film and television arts awards lads
>>219525248the date is attached to your post mate you know that right
dogberg outside going WOOFWOOFWOOF
punting warwick davis into the stratosphere
>>219525238how do we not. note the qualifier “basic”
>>219525203Reckon if Philip were king instead of Lizzie we'd still have an empire
>>219525293>the EU makes us pay out of our arse to join>eastern euros flood back in>leftypol realises it makes fuck all difference>country gets even worse
I need a walk. Get some fresh hair. Been cooped up all week unwell. Not easy to get motivated.
Ah yesA life of laying in bed shitposting
I wish we could go back to when it was just Polish people immigrating to the country because at least they were white
well, think it’s apparent i sodomised this entire thread. thoroughly bored now though so going to go for a run
>>219525335i look like this
>>219525328reckon none of them care about anyone in this country at all and just go along with whatever the country is doing as long as they dont have to really do anything
>>219525351>>219525353duality of /brit/
>>219525293Me in the 22%
>>219525328Canada, Australia, and NZ were already self ruled. India was already gone. Who would want Africa? Nothing else left worth having.
>>219525351>Get some fresh hair
he is literally running away
>>219525083What they installing welperlad?
>>219525372*smells your hair *
>>219525353I love a day or even 2-3 but it gets a bit boring. A week is my limit of unbroken laying around. Posting online. After that it feels like rotting. I dread to think life of it for years at a time
Might start buying houses and flats without living in any of them or renting them out to somebody, just for a laugh
>>219525374>>219525409I did just go for a walk myself tbf
doesn't make sense when people type "looool". I understand they do it for emphasis but that would be "laugh out out out out loud" or "laugh ooooooooout loud" just doesn't make any sense at all.
young and healthy and fertile young women
need about 200k gbp to make my dreams come to true
>>219525438These things take on lives of their ownNot just what they stand for
Ooh Betty, ooh that’s nice, ooh that’s nice, ooh that’s niceOoh Betty, ooh that’s nice, Betty ooh that’s nice
>>219525467what is your dream? i'm feeling generous
finally slipped into the overweight bmi. im a disgrace
>>219525498Classic comedy this
beautiful sunny day for once and i'm spending it inside my smelly room on /brit/i feel like shit
>>219525556Dark ominous clouds here
Gallium arsenide
>>219525556Well at least you’re not alone, we’re in the same boat
>>219525556well its the middle of a day on a Wednesday lad you should be toiling
>>219525612i'm a student
unironically got the menthol elf and ants ire tree from work
>>219525612Put a suit on everyday and drive off to sit in a carpark for 8 hours until its time to come home. Living a lie
sainsburys incel walk looms
new>>219445782 >>219445782 >>219445782
Sir Keir Starmer’s Chagos bill to hand the islands to Mauritius has been paused.The Government said on Wednesday afternoon that it would delay a process to ratify the deal in the wake of two interventions from Donald Trump.
Workmen are finally finished so garn in that shower now. Thank fuck for that.
>>219525717>>219525717>>219525717
>>219525743we-well that's obviously the wrong footage
wtf
