/cum/ - Canada, United, Mexico edition
free lucy letby sub edish
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P56GCxHuQ60
>posed like a spastic>ugly munted faceBioholes are vile.
just opened the window
>>219531935imagine if she had a willy
brave new world subedition
>>219531983bit cold out mate
>>219531970I like how you ignored the public toilet graffiti all over her skin
changing one's bedsheets is one of the most arduous tasks a human can do
so it happened again>Female teacher, 52, at £30,000-a-year boarding school, who was caught on video in sexual activity with boy after they drank alcohol together is struck off for lifehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15591655/Female-teacher-boarding-school-video-sexual-activity-boy-struck-life.html
all the pakis are piling into the gym at night because of ramadan and it's ruining my gym sessions
>>219532000goes without saying doesn't it
going to sleep and jerking off tonight so I can get to sleep really fast easy
>>219531995i'm safely embedded
your eyeballs don't change it's the muscles around your eyes
with the so
its all so tiresome
he posted a link because there's no pic of the teacher btw
>>219532012corr
>>219531970nothing will ever be more revolting than a tranny
>>219532012take off 10 years and it would be hot
>>219532024then why does this image make me put on binoculars and my eyes go all the way through them
tell you what i dunno if it's just because i've been ravenous all day but this evening's burritos were an absolute triumph given the simplicity of the ingredients and preparation
>Hollyoaks actor died after 'extreme' sex session with Grindr date who tied up and strangled him for 30 minuteshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15590979/Hollyoaks-actor-28-died-extreme-sex-session-Grindr-date-tied-strangled-30-minutes.html
>>219532031this is the first version of youtube i remember using
I can't believe /brit/ is actually dying for real this time. It's sad to see in real time. Been on this shit hole called 4chan since 2007 and it's genuinely sad to see a place die. Not sure where to migrate to next. For those who are interested my journey started in /b/ then /sp/ then /int/(Sporadic visits to /g/, /tv/, /news/, /po/)
sat in the dark staring at a rectangle of light
what's your favourite Pokemon /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRiUwX9dDJc
iftar time
>>219532056british transwomen are peng though
>>219532085>I can't believe /brit/ is actually dying for real this timeis it?
>>219532012usual suspects
>>219532093very kissable tummy
>>219531970look at you all worked up over the OP image and seething and sputtering LolYou got shook mate. she shook you with those slammin hips & thighs
>>219532012no picture?
>>219532113Noticeably
>>219532092Scizor
>>219532025autists love wearing walking boots everywhere
saying "I am of no religion" or that + "to go find god" is probably something the Jews would say
>>219532099Ceramic mug (11 oz)Printed on-demand just for youDishwasher safeMicrowave safeWord on front, definition on backComfortable handleEvery order personally reviewedReturns & defect-free guarantee
>>219532092elgyem
>>219532113yeah its slowed down quite a bit recently
>>219532137how so?
They changed it from Your PC to This PC
well then, here we are.
>>219532092t-tar
>>219532183sexo
>>219532140i do that and i'm not autistic
>>219532169i've been to a paedo party but never a paedo defender party
>>219532113>>219532160probably because nothing is going on, might be worth comparing to when the queen diedhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/170551662/
>>219532140>Need to walk>Wear walking bootsI don't see the problem
>>219531935those scars on het arms tho yuck
Feel like most people on here are like 22-32 so everyone is either in the process of starting a career or a family, and thereby not posting as much as like 2 years ago
>>219532249everyone on /brit/ is 34
people aren't posting as much because of the captchas if you evade a ban
>>219532243yeah she explained it on a podcast how she used to sh when she was sectioned to check if she was real
it's because there's nothing left to say
>sh when she was sectionedthats hot
>>219532279don't believe poo has been fully discussed yet
shitting a poo
Die Another Day (2002) is so absurd and bad
>>219532025Need a big tiddy mulatto girl who hates blacks in my life.
no horse posting
>>219532249This post obliterated me psychologically
chloluna is probably one of the more vile looking tarts that anybody has posted here
the 34 year old umposter
So we're all in agreement that the greens are winning gorton and denton tomorrow yeah?
benfica game already suspended due to racist chanting
horse dicks *drool*
>>219532249I'm 34 and married and bought a house
>>219532311It has a point though cos as long as you don't die today, you can be sure that you will die another day.
saw someone wearing one of those "i paused my game to be here" shirts today
>>219532268ktimstraightened up my act and staying clean me x
>>219532339So it seems so it seems
>>219532077alri duncan
so tired and depressed
Active threads on /int/4.59 posts/min - 57 replies - 0h 12m/brit//cum/ - Canada, United, Mexico edition3.26 posts/min - 317 replies - 1h 37m/brit/pinkpantheress edition2.70 posts/min - 199 replies - 1h 13m/deutsch/ kulinarische Ausgabe
might say something completely untrue on the internet just to feel something
>>219532354can only imagine how much clunge they must work their way through
>>219532335more of a sweetanita man myself
>>219532311its decent kinoslop tholove that green Aston phwoarrr
I guess it's up to Based Sir Gordon Brown to take down the pedos
>>219532367alri
>>219532311dunno what you mean
>>219532348sounds nice
>>219532383She has great tits
she's fit for a bioyou're bent
are you allowed to have sex in insane asylums? that would be hot
anyone seen any good dogs lately?
the weeks pass by absurdly quick
I will never have sex
>>219532373haha we activeeeee
thread is speeding along and it's a cl night too
>>219532401>>219532311kino scenehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kOj30HOB2w
>>219532413there was a bunch of a specific breed on my shorts and then in real life I saw like 2 people with that type of dog probably just gaslighting to offer me sex with the sexy dogs
>>219532419ktim ktim !! ktim !!!!
when i get a new job i might actually just go in the office. full time wfh is becoming a bit of a prison
far too much doomposting
>>219532373um lads...we're losing to /deustch/c'est fini pour /brit/
>>219532383built for facial abuse
right that's a penis
oh!
>>219532452es ist vorbei…
thirsty so im going to have my tuna can and drink brine (im horse)
>>219532413yes mate seen a massive fluffy one
right
no, not nippon...
you know how they said that the serotonin deficiency depression thing wasn't truehow do ssris work thenor do they not
>>219532460 small to be considered suckable i'm afraid
Referred to trousers as "pants" before in front of my dad, never felt more ashamed and wanted to FOY myself off the Earth faster
>>219532482love those ones that are like mini bears
was late to my uc appointment and got a bollocking from a middle aged hag with a lazy eye
>>219532495forwarding this query to our resident mentalist. Ariana Faggot, please answer the above.
i'm going to make my bedthat's what i'm going to do
hardly the resident mentalist
shall be taking a break from horsecockposting
>>219532517shag her up her fucking arse!!!
drinking sprite so i can get big burps
wonder who invented music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnJO_vPxutk
can't get a job because I fail the fucking strength based assessmentsI just answer honestly, which is what it says to do, and they reject me with no feedback
had to work through a hangover this morningnot good
The "new">>>/g/108232782
>>219532567just lie blud
>>219532564gravity boys shield gang in the summer of 2013
>>219532567those tests are designed to filter out autistics btw
>>219532505yeah don't know me dogs. this one looked gigantic though, and fluffy
based
>>219532567lift more then
>>219532596>now do the jew hand thing
>>219532596two bitch's
>>219532517how late were you
>>219532581no>>219532587I'm autistic so yh>>219532600fuck you
computer. show me videos of girls breaking horses (male)
>>219532596The lads
aff tae bed fer a wee little nap
>>219532634do you want to be the horse
>>2195326271 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 minutes
rorke studying 12 hours every day so that he can get a phd because universities are the only place that don't care about his autismin the process becoming more and more asocial until he has a good job but no friends and no hope of a gf
I saw Steve from Camping With Steve at TG Jones (formerly WHSmith) in Heathrow yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>219532634If they break them I will fix them, permanently
women are submissive actually
*gestures in its direction*gn
>>219532678if you put as much work into finding a job as fucking about on /brit/ you'd be gainfully employed
I don't care how many ways you explain 0's and 1's to me I'll never understand how they magically make computer. It's actually magic
Crashed my car a bit today lads, bit of a pain tbqh. Ten years of no claims in the shitter. Definitely my fault too, can't even be angry at anyone.
poo
>>219532696
>>219532696bodied that unemployed dossing bastard
what happens if you pee in her vagina
>>219532703it is magic but actually its just on/off electricity (electricity is magic). or high/low but im not going to get into electricity
>>219532707good post
>>219532704hit another vehicle?
>>219532681kek this would be me if i got a phd
>>219532737bacterial infection
'Ealth and safety, innit
>>219532760Yh lad, some posh old geezer out for a dog walk. Fucked his merc's boot and bumper.
>>219532745it even has the artefacts
>>219532768Urine is sterile
reckon you could write your name with your toes?
>>219532765you got friends and/or a gf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCokBtfZIbw sexo
>>219532745Lol
>>219532788anon, i don't know how to tell you this, but it's actually not
>>219532795accidentally doing horse mind break techniques on a human dressed as a horse
>>219532745scream
>>219532779hope you're not too shaken up. important thing is nobody got hurt
>>219532809Is tho
any updates?
I like it when horses talk to each other while the human is training them like in one of the other videos the stallion was almost broke and he looked away from his friend who looked at him, he looked straight away fo that connection. when he looked back when training resumed the other hrose just nodded (or did the nod thing) and he started following the training. the human said that its just so its not worth for himt o not listen>>219532818what would that look like
mad how paranoid I was over the ex gf cheating on me but couldn’t give a shite if the current one does even though she’s a better gf
>>219532841nuh uh
>>219532791i can do a lot with my toes
like the horse did in that video before she started following trainer around the pen for scratches :3
can you shut up
going out and going to use my money to purchase some sweets
>>219532792nope
>>219532896horse kissu https://youtu.be/KCokBtfZIbw?t=267
>>219532890what sweets x
falling ssleep
>>219532827Cheers lad, appreciate it. Am ok, had a spliff and most of a bottle of wine and feeling fine.
>>219532890erm you should be giving that money to seasideMARK so he can buy sweets
why are they always so fucking catty with me
>>219532916idkthey don't sell the nice ones anymorethey've gone woke
>>219532878I don't know why you don't shut up
should I go for a cheeky Thai massage this weekend lads?or try hiring a 'scort?
>>219532944chocolate is way better anyway
horse kissu https://youtu.be/KCokBtfZIbw?t=459
>>219532966yh but either expensive or shitplus not the best selection where I am
why did that horse racing anime gacha game make toby sexually attracted to actual horses. they're literally just anime girls with horse ears
toby
*turns on the thread fasten seatbelt sign*
Is Toby even his real name
wow that is what a girl horse looks like at 10 months old
>>219533021it's an acronym
>>219531935
>>219532998other way aroundhe's always been like this, that's why he got into the game
when was the last time a girl gave you a compliment?
>>219533062all the time. the last time one gave me a secret r their deepest fears is never though
>>219533062a long time ago. off the top of my head it 2013.
>>219533062An escort reacted to my message with this last week
everyone is so mean 2 me
might watch some sean lock clips
>>2195330622021
>>219533062mum said my room looked nice after i took the rubbish out
>>219533045i see
when was the last time a horse gave you a compliment?
are you still falling in love with escorts you freak or have you calmed down
>>219533021>>219533032Toby... Toby... Who the fuck is Toby?
>>219533097punch made friends in the endit's fine
>The PM who turned PI: why is Gordon Brown delving so deep into the Epstein files?Get em Big G
>>219533093Oh dear is she starting to develop the feelsies?
>>219533097i care you
>>219533093Thats not a complement. It's an emoji.
I want to see her break stewie...
SCREAMINGhttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1771895337027690.webm>>219491757
>>219533034that offensive bestiality yob
Thinking of importing the biggest American 4x4 possible
>>219533062overheard a girl at toil say she loves the sound of my voice to another girl a couple of weeks ago
Need to make a phonecall I don't really want to make.
>>219533165>11s >muh dick errytime. *click*
>>219533093ok so did my co-worker when i forwarded her an email. what's your point?
>>219533165It do be true though doesn't it.Rorke will bang on about how bad browns are yet Rorke is almost always ugly, fat and room temperature IQ. I could respect racists if they were actually the chads they claim to be
>>219533093whores don't count sorry
Don’t think I’ve read an interesting post here in months
>>219533174To keep spotless and park in town centres?
sona in arambigly pog
I live in the Bailey Pageant caravan on 49 Dykebar Avenue. My name is Toby Cameron. I’m 35 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a " balanced"diet, and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if the janitor bans me, I’ll drink a blue lucozade while changing my sim card. I have a "thousand" sim cards now. In the shower, I use a toothpaste lined orange peel cleanser, then a dissovled nettle body scrub. Then I apply a frozen-urine facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I "prepare" the rest of my routine. I always use urine with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then peter posts, then an anti-janitor meltdown followed by a final mouse post. There is an idea of a Toby Cameron. Some kind "of abstraction". But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though you can hide my mouse posts, and you can give me a (you), and maybe you can even sense "our" lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.https://youtu.be/CiUQx-YFODs
>>219533178cor get in there my son
>>219533204You will “bang on” about a fictional character called Rorke on 4chan
how's it foing
wet ass pussymake rorke's pullout game weak!
>>219533253sc
if anyone needs me I'll be in the corner over there crying
>>219533267cheer up mate :)
>>219533243Sure mate he totally doesn't existJust like the elite pedo ring he spent 10 years obsessing over suddenly doesn't exist
>>219533062the escorts i've seen have complimented me
right then that’s the scran ordered isn’t it
Wife is out with work mates, they met about 7, if she's half an hour drive away and isn't drinking what time do you think she'll be back? (If, of course, she isn't banging black dudes) Wondering if I can have a cheeky wank to gingers with massive tits (I'm watching firefly)
>>219533231it's always been a good post
>>219533285see>>219533205
Toby Soprano
banned from redscarepod again
might go to bed, fuck all else to do
>>219533281Who claimed that a pedo ring doesn’t exist? Rorke? Can you point Rorke out for us?This is no way to live. Stop arguing on the internet about fictional archetypes.
Is that other lad who said he's been a regular with a few escorts here? Need to ask a few questions.
>>219533315ktim
>>219533342fuck off
>>219533291This place is 10x worse for mentioning interracial sex than Reddit ever was
sexo
Love all of you <3
>>219533287Genuinely wish I could euthanise you
in bed, asmr onx>>219533378love you too matex
>>219533338i dont he can at this point. utterly mindbroken individual completely addicted to this place.
>>219533353haha yeah let's just talk about poo and horses
bet you didnt know this creature existed. the Serow
>>219533378:)
>>219533413or, as it is more commonly known, the rorkelope
>>219533413AI slop
>>219533413that's my spirit animal lad I'm very familarnah just kidding!
that :) post wasnt me
>>219533413looks like a goat's head on a donkey's body
shagging the odd escort used to be cool but that one guy made it cringe :/
I've known so many bipolars that I've caught onto that thing they do where they try to communicate "I am overwhelmed by positive emotion" and they end up with some completely nonsensical statement about why they're so happy that doesn't resolve to any identifiable point. Their seeming blissful happiness is just totally hallucinatory and pointless, neurochemically analogous to running up a credit card, and I'd choose the vague listlessness and misery that's afflicted me my whole life over becoming one of them.
awooga https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1771966497063059.png
>>219533200I think he's already living that LA life somewhere in Israel.
Sir Cum Flex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f6vkHyP03g
I killed Jeffrey Epstein
Sir Jose Mourinho
boring yank posts
>>219533575576
>>219533547https://youtu.be/dY_cV6gfAcU?si=avF_WYhOTjYCztes&t=17
Sir Mousenonce Horsecock
>>21953358867? 67676767???
>>219533586got them on the filter, mesick of them
raining out
shall I post it again? y/n?
>>219533062Is this romantically or otherwise? A chick at toil told me I'm funny.
>>219533611that means you missed raped gingerpaedo's mega-melty earlier today
>>219533617wrong
>>219533617doxxed urself>>219533635doxxed urself
Tired as fuck but don't want to go to bed but also don't want to do anythingReally would prefer to just not exist right now
>>219532311In moonraker he flies to space and zats about a satellite laser mate
>>219533632best bit here>>219522568
>>219533701Yesh. It's great innit.
Have to pass a fucking IQ test to post on 4chan now site's gone to the dogs
>>219533695bruh
laptop STILL hasn't arrivedi've been done right up the anus
>>219533727oh dear oh dear
goodnight forum
If I got an escort in the UK I think I'd go indian or paki mix. just some nice light brown chebs
>>219533752my xbox is still stuck in denmark
>>219533759x
>>219533707howling
>>219533768wonderful throwback
>>219533718feels like less work now, don't have to type anything, just click a couple of times
>>219533808the first few are extremely ghoulish
bashing my head in with a hammer for a laugh
civil war status? it's on the cards
>>219533808My browser autodeletes cookies so it treats me like scum whenever I load up /brit/ for the day. It's sending some ridiculous shit my way
>>219533866>>219533866
