>>219532424
Just flossed and used mouth wash proud of me?
swag
Luke 11:28
BOMBACLAAT DA BOSS MAN!!!
>>219536720https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
>>219536677idgiwhy the cia
>>219536421Road 6, ya>>219536556Idgi what's wrong with michelin? Or are you just /dbt/ meming
Mom genuinely made me shovel snow for roughly two hours
>>219536720i feel it.... the calm.....
>>219536719Jesus never learned how to just graciously receive a compliment
>>219536760That's a big workout. Whenever I have to shovel snow I get really hot and sweaty.
>>219536755Black men are leveling up
>>219536773I'd love to smell that
A black family moved in next to my across the street neighbour 2 months ago, now my across the street neighbour is selling his house. Is this how it begins?
yall niggas STEADY on some extra ass shitstraight up why i can't fuck wit yall
AY AYI TUNRED TO DRUGGSSSWEATINNSLIDINWASTIN MY LIFE IN ALTERED STATESBLACK IT UPI TURN TO FEVWRRI TUNRN TO FEVERAY AY
Anyone want to play that new two-player Dwarf game
>>219536760Could have done it faster if you worked harder
>>219536872would luv to fugg auroraa assholeobvi she not icelandic but nordic ao close wnuff ans get compared to bjork
>>219536903Wtf
>>219536872>t. Mom
World Baseball Classic starting soon
>>219536915She's right you know
>>219536777The CIA would only be scared if these guys don’t get triggered by the nigger word
>>219536844what's it called?
>>219536918hope we blow the doors off those damn japs
>>219536962We'll see they've won 3 out of the 5 times it's been held, it'll be some tough games
>>219536777>cool againthey never went out of style thoever
cigarettes are awesome.
Why do Azns love cartoons & cute shit so much? I've always been disdainful of them because of that. Fundamentally juvenile people.
>>219537008yah well if team USA put out good rosters for once...
this picture does things to me
>>219537010Neither did cargo shorts and sandals with socks but it's not cool
>>219537012The schizo on /tv/ mad men threads will NOT like this post
>>219537023Nice toes
Aren’t quarter zips just a 15 minute meme because of Geoffrey Eppensteyn
>>219537056Nah. There's just a lot of mild mannered black people tired of niggatry
>>219536954Burglin Gnomes
just finished watching eden lake bros. we're near bosnia-serbia border. can't wait for the cigarette break. what are you guys up to?
>>219537089What is that about
70's japan had so much SOVL
>>219537089Cigarette break and a willing dog anus, eh? That would be something.Dogfucker.Yuck!
>>219537089This nigga on the front lines
>>219537092a couple being attacked by some teenage gang. it's pretty good
>>219537093Devilman and Ashita no Joe and Lupin, yeah
>>219537093That’s north korea
>>219537029>cargo shorts and sandals with socksboth of those can easily be styled correctlyquarterzips were never "cool"(and aren't now) they're just regular relatively timeless menswear aka never out of style
>>219537089Your posts are not important to me
Biscuit do you want a belly rub?
canadian boys on /int/ be like: "bud, my butt gets really sweaty when i shovel snow >.<"
>FK is too stupid to recognize moonrune
>>219537143why is that so mr pendejo
I wear socks at the beach I don't give a fuck
Scrunching my soles
>>219537174This troon is walling hard
>>219536677Love geography docs, any recs? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjDuqkghEDo
You think it's possible to be happy alone? Like no family
>>219537174damn she's beautiful
/cum/pipo rly b wearin socks with dey sandals
>>219537176Only people who pay for your onlyfans have the privilege of seeing your feet
>>219537199Girls are cute when they do it
Ummy
Okay, now let's see Hunter Schaefer's feet.
>>219537217He looks too innocent to ever sexually assault an animal
>>219537160idk I just wanted you to insult me
>>219537217Why does his cake say anon
Hunter SchäferHunter = JägerSchäfer = ShepherdJust let that sink in for a minute.I dare you.
>>219537240that's my cat's name. we were celebrating his first birthday like a year or two ago
kek
>>219537265Do your parents know you post here
>>219537138I'm not much of a snob but you're insane for saying that
>>219537259i'm not the one who's stalking someone online 24/7
>>219537217chud of the /cum/gen
>Cuckjob
the montenegrin flag is the dumbest niggerthreader. he's a serious drug addict, a sexual degenerate and an unironical communist
>>219537297Communism is righteous though
5 guys is definitely too expensive but boy is it good
>>219537303>waist as wide as hips
>>219537297You have no proof of that.On the other hand there is factual evidence concerning your sexual preference not only for your own biological mother but also your sexual attraction to dogs, more specifically the act of raping them.
>>219537277they know there's some 4chan website i come to but they have no idea what it's like
>>219537317I'll bet dollars to donuts this shoe costs at least $200
i don't care how many things you say bitchfucker i am never leaving my /cum/gen
>>219537317Bitch got a penis pump on her heel
>>219537317Disgusting
>>219537317Slut
>her
>>219537346times*
>>219537321That burger looks like it came out of a trashcan
BITCH GOT A PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hug me
fast food where i live sucks ass. cold food, wrong orders, overpriced. stopped eating out years ago because of it and now i just make my own burgers or pizza when i get a hankerin for it.
Is there a fast food chain in the US still staffed like the 90s, meaning white college aged kids trying to make some money or does that simply depend on location.
>faggots actually obsessing over what genitalia a woman has
>>219537382Chick fil a and in n out
>>219537281you're just a fashionlet if you think any of what i typed is untrue.
>>219537354Fuck. Is that the tranny's foot?
>>219537403read the filename you nimrod
Had a dentist appointment yesterday. The nurse did a head & neck exam and found that my left lymph node is swollen. Means I probably have an infection I'm not aware of. It's probably the huge hemorrhoid in my ass that I'm supposed to be putting cream on. Happy 4:20 btw
for me, its a double double, no sauce, ketchup lettuce and tomatoes, cooked onions, red lemonade and fries
why does my toe hurt? i didn't injure it or anything. it just randomly started hurting for no reason. fuck being a human.
>>219537409Oops
>>219537426Don't let him treat you like that
Which demographic of men have the highest rate of foot fetish? If I had to estimate based on my DM requests it’s Black Americans or Arab idk drop ur nationality in the comments im curious
>>219537423Your dad sticks that toe in his urethra when you sleep
>>219537423Ingrown toenail>>219537434Nimrod is a very competent hunter. I don't mind being compared to him
>>219537422NO SAUCE?!
>>219537448Oh okay
>>219537454thousand island dressing is shit
Never had Chik fil A doubt I ever will tb h
>red lemonadei've heard of regular lemonade and pink lemonade but red lemonade is new to me
>>219537463fat food chicken is disgusting troglodyte slop
Thousand Iceland Dressing
>>219537463It's nothing special only shilled by rightoids because of politics
Being honest with yourself, if you suddenly died right now how long do you think it would take for anyone to notice?>Since it's the end of the month and it's fairly cold I estimate 2 to 3 weeks before the neighnors complain about the smell or the landlord checks in for rent.
>>219537484I prefer McDonald's chicken over their beef I will tell you that right now...
>>219537448>Ingrown toenailit's not that kind of pain. it aches around the joint. it almost feels like i jammed it. except i didn't.
>>219537482
Biggest disappointment of the orange regime is the inability and unwillingness to ruthlessly deal with the Somali problem
I have an idea let's move all the Somalis to Nunavut
>>219537500Might go away as suddenly as it came. I recently had a similar pain that went away the next day
I tried the chicken BigMac recently and it was the most mid shit everAt least it was a coupon(One chicken Big Mac, one regular Big Mac (both ordered without lettuce and pickles), one large curly fries and a large Coca Cola (raspberry fizz style) for 12,99€)
Somalis OUTJews IN
>>219537506True the orange pedo has no balls
>>219537534He does have balls, but they're in an Israeli vice grip
>>219537209I'm not going to lie I was a Blumpfag myself. But after watching yesterday's State of the Union, I'm now 100% voting for whoever runs against Blump's inevitable third run
Is Bonnie Blue really preggo? I don't believe it.
>>219537548HAHAHAHAHAHA HEY EVERYONE THIS ASSHOLE REPLIED TO THE WRONG POST
>>219537454Hauwk tuah
>>219537548He can't run for a third term. Take the VPN off.
>>219537543that's a very good way of putting it
>>219537548I'm looking forward to Mark Kelly being President.
>>219537560he cant do a lot of things, hasnt stopped him from doing them anyway
More like the absolute STATE of the union!!
Why don't you walk tuah the polls and vote on that thang
>>219537550Yes I'm the father
>>219537506You can't just put people in concentration camps anymore
>>219537575LOL this sure would have went viral back then!Chapeau!!
>>219537572Yah, but even the GOP would stop him. They know it would kill the party forever.
>>219537577Shes not even hot>>219537550Look at this dude
>>219537548The Kamala vibe shift is real
Dadberg is singing rasta songs again lord get me out of this insane asylum of a house
I thought the whole Brazil invented airplanes thing was a meme, but it seems some people really believe it.
>>219537501I think i'd rather make my own refreshing summer drink...
>>219537572Like what, in actual practice not in rhetoric
trump has big balls but the israelis have twisted them into knots
>>219537548No one buys this act btw
>>219537572You blithering fucking idiot. He’ll run Vance as president and himself as VP, then he’ll force Vance to step down so he can become the fucking president. That’s just a fact of nature, same as |x + y| ≤ |x| + |y| you fucking idiot
>>219537585they havent done shit so far>>219537599moving fighters in to attack Iranbombing Iranputting aside 10 billion dolalrs for his "board of peace"sending aid to israel
post pretty women (bonus points if they're scantily clad)
Are four layers of three ply toilet paper enough to warrant not washing hands after?I mean my bare skin never touched the anus if you think about it.
on a smoke break
Never pause a pixar movie
>>219537586She's golden blue. Blue eyes and blonde hair are rare enough in 2026 that they're defacto hot
>>219537613
Math isn't real, you can say anything with math. Math is just a language and you can use it to lie just like any other
>>219537603it's not even that uncommon senpai. i voted for him twice, i overlooked a lot of his bedshitting the first term because of how dems obstructed everything he tried to do. can't excuse his performance this time around, the guy's just a turkey. probably not voting again its all the same shit different bunting.
>>219537630fax
>>219537617I don't wash when I piss but if my hands go anywhere near my manpussy I must wash them
I regret voting for Trump.I don't regret not voting for Harris.What am I?
>>219537023MAYexterminate the assholeif.she.sosrt.he feet out
>>219537637aint no fucking way
>>219537622Some but not all
>germs
>>219537637Does his sister know that he's wearing her bikini?
>>219537650A Yangster
>>219537650A victim.
>>219537650Above average IQ.
Gonna jack off and take a shower.
never stopped believing
>>219537637Please fucking tell me this is ai
>>219537657This is how I ride the subway in Amerikahttps://youtu.be/BYN41wGmP8U?si=ZEWBWQ4B-e9iTJIV&t=83
>>219537676The two aren't fucking mutually exclusive
>Having a general conversation with someone>Out of the blue they say "when I get to heaven..."
>>219537707Are you out of touch with the bedrock of Western metaphysical beliefs
>>219537720Yes, I live in the 1300's.
>>219537657So how's the subway system in Iceland is it similar to Amerika's???https://youtu.be/36FYEbRBy48?si=VGwommEyPGCM6Lpm&t=65
>>219537725impossible, you know how to read
>>219536677>First day on new maitance crew >Man explains to me how he fucked a dolphin >Never ever brought up again
>>219537726There are no trains in Iceland. I learned that a few months ago when I visited.
Tell me Make the decision for meShould I get some wine to ease my stress
I made up a new version of lemonade that's spiced with berries and it has a crow theme. I call it Crow Shine
>>219536755CIA wants blacks to be getto unironically, they flooded black neighborhoods with crack and killed peaceful black activist like Martin Luther king but also black panthers who tried to educate their neighborhoods and build social programs.
>>219537740Get like 30 buzzballs cmon man
>>219537726No trains here
>>219537733Most people in society could read at an elementary level.
that's it, you're getting raped
>>219537740definetely. make sure it's white one though
>>219537736Maitance
1-3 spaghetti 4-6 boxed mac and cheese 7-9 beef ramen0 kill self
>buzzballs have an ABV of 15%yo do these actually work? that would get me drunk quick
For a penis that went viral
>>219537707You're autistic though and most likely they were trying to be funny, or saying it in an offhand way. You don't belong around human beings.
>>219537740Just buy vodka
so you like your women how you like your wine white and european
>>219537775>200mlDepends on your tolerance. I need a 5th of 40% to get drunk enough to pass out. 750ml.
>>219537775I said 30 bro what are you doing!
Too many people think I'm more intelligent than I actually am. The reality is that I have a very broad surface level knowledge of things. What's the best way to mitigate this going forward? Speaking less and asking more questions?
raccoon
my goalie got the presidential medal of honor or something
>>219537756"I had a friend in New York who had to commute for work and take the subway late at night. He said one day he dozed off with his mouth open. When he woke up, he had cum dripping from his mouth a homeless guy had cummed inside his mouth
>>219537775buzzballs are fucking disgusting and they will give you terrible hangover from all the sugar>>219537796>he hasn't seen the 1.75L buzzball
jerked off to Brazilian tranny porn again
what are everyone's thoughts about inglorious basterds
>>219537746Cool
>72 tigers die in less than two months in Thai tourist park
>>219537817Edgar drink
>>219537824Never seen it but it looks like doo doo.
>>219537821i watch tranny porn on mute, the voices turn me off
>>219537815Gross
>>219537836it is doo doo but has some epic scenes
>>219537837The voices make it better though.
>white bread>chicken (not meant for chicken sandwiches)>cheese>ranch i think we got it
>>219537817with a 15%ABV I'd get a bad hangover anyway
>>219537845Ranch BAD
i miss the bulgarian but i especially miss mihai. /cum/ was so much better when mihai was here
So, I was driving the other day and got in a car crash. I was pretty sad, but then I remembered that I recently signed up with Geico to save 15% or more on car insurance!
>>219537767I am still in shock I forget that people in trades say the most wild shit and I also went into a new England highschool. I heard everything >I fucked a pocket pussy and threw Ir on my neighbors roof >I once fucked a couch cushion >I hate that bitch >You know dolphin pussy wasn't that bad if was tighter than human >You know Obama shoved his thumb up my ass
>>219537850you can tell its just a little joke question that probably wasnt even scored. calm down unc.
can't wait to get to stockholm. i'm gonna have so much fun. i live for things like these. i love traveling so much bros
Nordic women are ugly and Icelandic women are horrendous
chicken and some corn for dinna
>>219537768you know whatthink ill make a grilled cheese instead
Legalize ranch>>219537877Bitch you travel like every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9SKrNZnnCM
>>219537877We all know you're just going there for the prostitutes.
Finished brushing my rotten fucked teeth that would make a dentist cry now I'm going to sleep
>>219537752lol
>>219537914It's still very much illegal to pay for prostitutes in sweden
>>219537932Yet they don't do anything about it.
Yeah a guy at my old job talked about how he fucked a dolphin because the female dolphin was horny and he was also horny. I am not sure if this is real or not
Trace-over or just coincidence?
Oval Office, 2021>Biden, I have a list of pedophiles and Trump is on it>wow, really?>yes, Trump is on a list of pedophiles that we could release at any moment. He’s running again by the way. What do you want to do?>let’s just sit on the list. let’s not release it
My favourite Family Guy character is Herbert the Pervert.
>>219537889i have to go to belgrade often because of shrink appointments. sometimes i have to see her just a week after>>219537914no, not really. i am going for sightseeing with my mom and my sister. the 3 of us often travel to cool destinations. in may we're gonna go to cyprus
>>219537952>trump isnt on the list, see?*shows a bunch of papers with redacted texts and images*
first day at work and my boomer coworker told me 2 years ago he did a "rum bum rim" where he poured rum on a twink's asshole and licked it off then proceeded to show me the video. he's a canadian living in the US
gonna start watching a goyflix tv show later but i don't see which one because i'm afraid someone is gonna spoil it
>>219537968Because he reminds you of your grandpa who raped you every night?
Came in my pants award
god damn it i poo'd earlier but now this coffee is making me feel pooey again might have to hit another poo soon
I have realized how dangerous images are, so I've choses to hide all of them on 4chan. Yes, I will read your posts!
>>219537932/cum/ likes brunettes
Who wants to fuck my ass?
niggas be like>yah, covfefe makes me shit, but it's totally worth it.just drink tea bro
>>219537997i heard of a story where a grandpa would openly rape his granddaughters while everyone was watching tv he would take turns on each of them >>219537968chomos arent funny its a real sickening tragedy that happens seek jesus
>>219537993won't say*
>>219537982He's saying they could have released unredacted proof before his presidency
>>219538028why, i like shitting
should I make a batch of homemade cinnamon rolls? CANADIANS decide. ONLY canadians get to decide
>>219538034and trump could release them right now, yet he wants people to stop talking about epsteincurious
>>219538025I'll fuck your ass with a broom handle
>>219538038Shit in the shart sense.
should you shut up? i'm thinking big yes to definitely
JFK Jr was so good looking. You think the Mossad killed him?
>>219538047i dont think coffee makes you shart though
holy cannoli!
>>219538043Just pointing out how you misunderstood his post
>>219538059It does if you have IBS!
>>219538059I'll be honest with you, I've only ever had tea. I think people are just putting too much cream and sugar in their covfefe.
cum niggas b like "yuk coffee too spicy"
>>219538057A JFK assassination conspiracist dies and goes to heaven.He’s practically vibrating with excitement.At the Pearly Gates he says, “Before anything else — I need to know. Who really killed JFK?”God smiles. “It was Lee Harvey Oswald. He acted alone.”The conspiracist freezes. His eye twitches.He leans in close, lowers his voice, and whispers:“…This goes even higher than I thought.”
thoughts about this?https://x.com/OwenBenjamin/status/2026036014142390289
>>219538089>6min longI ain't watching that.
it lights my world to see my /cum/gen this active
>>219538099>6 minutes is longI feel sorry for your girlfriend
>>219538089Send me a Yael Shelbia and stuff, chaim
>>219538099you can always double the playback speed
having a girlfriend is treason to the /cum/gen
Had and opportunity to go to a Bob evans restaurant recently and it was terrible, canada should apologize
lmao noticed no one likes fuentes anymore apart from groypers, his peak was last year, it's gonna be all downhill from here on out
>>2195381602 retards fighting
Its happening
>roommate screamed at me when i was sleeping because>i didn't do the dishes (i do them 95% of the time EVEN THOUGH i work and he doesn't)>i threw away empty pizza boxes that he left in the fridge and he thought i ate his pizza>i ate a jar of pickles that i bought that he mistakenly thought was hishis brain is cooked or something
>>219538221should've knocked his lights out
so glad i live alone
>>219538221rape correction is needed
>>219538221I hope you put his uppity ass in its place
>>219538227I feel physically unsafe with him around, not that I can't beat him he's severely malnourished, but he sometimes throws shit at me unexpectedly, some day he'll probably stab me or something.
if i had to live in a roommate i would simply have a fridge in my room
>>219538243Yeah. Even a scrawny shitter can stab you while you sleep
>>219538246I slept in a room with a fridge, not fun.
>>219538258just have a fridge somewhere else with a lock
i totally get the concept of roommates i see the necessity and the practicalness of it, but WHY THE FUCK would anyone agree to having a random stranger as a roommate get a friend or a family member what are city (shitty) fags even thinking even
Another bay of piglets
>>219538276living with family can cause rifts strangers are easier to deal with because there's no sympathy involved
I just pooped and cum came out. Is this normal?
Business Idea: family sized fridge that is compartmentalized into four or five mini fridges each with its own lock that you can unlock using a pin or password, mainly for hostels or college dorms or something
idk if the trash goes out tomorrow I'm just going to put it out anyways
>>219538266Or just don't live with schizo crackheads.
>>219538300Only if you're gay
>>219538300Enlarged prostate. Stop gooning.
took a couple hits of the ol penjaminwifeberg is being kinda bitchy tonight so I might just go play something
Got the Deadwingdork on
>>219538279They were unarmed and there to evacuate their family members when the cubans started shooting them
>>219538221now you know what being a parent to the average cum poster is like
>>219538368You believe that lol?
corr good poostein
>>219537633Still not buying it. Nice performance though
>>219538409As opposed to believing the leftard cuban government? Yes. These types of evacuations have being going on for decades
yknow /cum/mies, I'm feeling a little chicken fried
Just got out ze shower. Feeling fresh!
>>219538409shut the fuck up mexican
New>>219538430
>>219538426The CIA has been trying to overthrow the Cuban government for decades
>>219538427i got chicken in a biscuit drop it twist it butter my biscuit
