chad horse edish
Incels begone
Second !!
Big Black Stallion
I would say this freak needs his own personality, but he is a parasite (like him pretending to be me on 4chan) it is in the parasites nature
nth for Yuno!
what does mousey think about afro horses
>>219542360
>>219542376this image brings me joy
[thing you like] but [with my nigger obession (my mum got raped by blacks when I was a child)]
help wantedno wacky bruceoids need apply
>>219542374this is what cucks toby
[thing that I like like a girl but with niggers] (hes so far gone that if he likes a girl he immediately thinks of blacks)
nothing more depressing than a desperate to fit in yank.
It's a shame that 90% of women my age have had sex and I haven't
Just got back from the polling station ladsNaturally I voted for the greens
As BBC high commissioner I would like to apologise for the racial slur uttered by Toby McMousenonce, who is attending the thread in his capacity as ambassador to the schizos
>>219542403>Naturally I voted for the greensCos you're gay
you dont have a soul. remember that in the coming days (just so I dont have to keep saying it)
really wish cars would use the same amount of petrol at every speed
>>219542399why is that depressing i dont get iti think it's embarrassing and really weird but wouldn't describe it as that
okay going on a mission
winding mousenonce up is fun until he actually melts down and then he's just pain in the arse
yanks are good
>>219542433he never "melts down" and 90% of the time he's actually completely right about the awful dogshit posters here
niggern1igger nig2ger nig1ger nig2ger nig1ger ni2gger
>>219542348
one of my mums friends husbands just died from brain cancer might have to go be a shoulder to cry on wink wink
brits be like:i've just lost my job... my family kicked me out and i have nothing to my name... but the most depressing thing in my life? seeing an american flag type in my funny lingo on 4chan.. im gonna jump
only such a buck broken nigger cuck would put horses with blacks (but it is his (cuckold) fetish, it is taken over his life. he has no life)
>>219542454you're going to shag your mum?
maybe a touch of depression
>>219542474Not what I said at all
>>219542464nobody wants you people here but you keep coming back to never get replies except hate, which you then go jerk off about and try to milk for every bit you can get whenever it happens (its the only time you reply) its the exact same thing as spaincunt parasite except you have a flag so they dont put up with you (they dont have to put up with spaincunt). and how he makes every persona seek out hate to try for that low hanging fruit, which he doesnt even get. despite being herer 24/7, like you. its the exact same thing just realize and accept that you arent wanted here
send the buggers back
hate women
>>219542507that would be so hot if it werent so freakishly large.. too big not realistic even for a horse
>>219542518racist
I hope I look like Lalo Salamanca when I’m old
>>219542512ur confusing me with someone else mr. toby
>>219542464youre the same as spaincunt except in that he seeks out hate with his personas (because its low hanging fruit), and its the only thing you two ever get, and you try to keep even that going when you do get it because of that, only his is intentional and yours is just because you arent wanted here you dont fit in and will never fit in here. you arent British
forever mentally checked out at work
>>219542543nah your spirit/aura is weak I know who im talking to
yanks really do lack any self-awareness.>I'll just pop into /brit/ to see my little britbros and tell them about yank shite from my yank life they'll love that
leave horse cocks alone and let others enjoy things instead of trying to hijack theirs you dont like it, you dont have to like it because I like it. go like your own things
>>219542560whats my favorite color then if you're all knowing
I want to get trained like a horse...
>>219542573don't be so rude to them
Deary me. A mousey melty? At this hour?
>>219542573howling
>>219542573correctand just to say (afterwards) >wtf thtey dont like me? im going to have an emotional outburst!
scheduling my emotional outburst soon since apparently im supposed to have one
im the alpha of the /brit/ herd
daiwa (literally me)
my boner is already gone
Good morning my little britbros
is there uma x futa porn of silence suzuka getting fucked by horse cock
>>219542625you are not even beta you are below beta whatever that is (ceta)
just got dejavu
>>219542660mostly her being topped
had poo and chips at the footy last night was lush
more anime girls, less horses please
>>219542688me as the top
more horse anime girls please
but yeah I only came in to say that one thing (before parasite started acting up) cya. not much time to get everything done really
>>219542693Looks like Elton John had a healthy bowel movement on it
suzuka futa
courage the cowardly dog. what was that all about?
>>219542773cartoon innit
made an outer /int/ thread and my god the captcha is awful, nothing like posting in one
>>219542773Courage and allat innit
mousey loves BBHC
I am king, I am lord,I am mighty, I am supreme, I am exalted,I am important, I am magnificent, I am foremost,I am a hero, I am a warrior, I am a lion, and I am virile,I am pre-eminent, I am noble, I am manly,I am powerful, I am proud, I am strong,I am valiant, I am fierce, I am raging,I am furious, I am aggressive, I am overwhelming,I am terrifying, I am awe-inspiring, I am fearsome,I am splendid, I am radiant, I am shining,I am glorious, I am celebrated, I am renowned,I am wise, I am knowledgeable, I am understanding,I am thoughtful, I am discerning, I am perceptive,I am intelligent, I am learned, I am experienced,I am sagacious, I am shrewd, I am clever,I am the one who plans, I am the one who deliberates,I am the one who reflects, I am the one who ponders,I am the one who gives counsel, I am the one who makes decisions,I am the one who issues commands, I am the one who directs,I am the one who leads, I am the shepherd of the people,I am the provider, I am the protector, I am the guardian,I am the one who gathers the scattered, I am the one who brings back the dispersed peoples,I am the one who increases the population, I am the one who multiplies the offspring,I am the one who enlarges the land, I am the one who extends the borders,I am the one who heaps up grain piles, I am the one who fills the granaries,I am the one who makes abundance overflow, I am the one who causes prosperity to flourish,I am the one who plants orchards, I am the one who digs canals,I am the one who opens springs, I am the one who makes the fields green,I am the one who makes the meadows luxuriant, I am the one who causes vegetation to grow,I am the one who renews the gods’ statues, I am the one who restores the gods’ shrines,I am the one who makes the temples shine, I am the one who purifies the sanctuaries,I am the one who perfects the rites, I am the one who completes the ceremonies,I am the one who raises high the gods, I am the one who exalts the ...
>>219542773this spooked me quite bad as a child for some reason
>>219542865you're a virginyou're a schizo
>>219542865
made the rory stewart face when i came this morning
>>219542865I am king. I am lord. I am praiseworthy. I am important. I am magnificent. I am foremost. I am a hero. I am a warrior. I am a lion, and I am virile.
rorke and leftypol having brunch together
THE DEVIL WHISPERS "YOU CANT WITHSTAND THE horsecock."THE WARRIOR REPLIED "I AM THE horsecock."
>>219542773husband and wife in an out of nowhere town. It's a standard duo, cheerful woman vs cranky man. There's a moral in the story but it's left ambiguous most of the time. The central point is the dog who tries to protect its two owners, often to comedic effect. Have fun.
my knob is being consumed by my mons pubis
it will feel uselessIt is not useless
sources tell me charlie is stableplease god
>>219542950thought only women had that
really poor sleep from me last night guys we can do better
what's the best way to learn a language
>>219542985ktim
>>219542979dunnowhat do you call the blob of fat between the belly and the knob? think on women it's called a gunt (gut+cunt) so maybe for men it's the gock
>>219542998Anki + comprehensible input every day
>>219543003the gnob
fuck happened to this place it is so sad
Socrates? Diogenes? Epicurus? All useless wankers who contributed nothing to humanity. Euclid, Archimedes, and Hero of Alexandria? Actual inventors and mathematicians who helped us understand physics and the universe.
>>219543029Uni boys at uniWork boys at workAll that’s left Is the most disgusting disgraceful freaks who have literally nothing to live for
>>219543034shut the fuck up yank
>>219543051thisliterally always like this on a morning
mad how people actually watch streamers
>>219542985grim this was bad for me
>>2195430294chan in general is in declineNatural attrition of existing users and no inflow of new ones (why would anyone START posting on 4chan in 2026?)
>>219543076I never get REM I don’t know why
poomaxxxing rn
Need to drink Emma Watson’s diarrhea.
>>219543034just soyfaced at this
poomoggimg you all
>Racism and discrimination occurs throughout the system, says the interim report.>"We have heard about stereotypes being used in maternity and neonatal services... This includes accounts of Asian women being stereotyped as 'princesses', with the implication that they are overly demanding or unable to cope with pain," it says.>Black women described experiences of being deemed as having "tough skin" and "able to tolerate pain".maybe that's just true
>>219543135>Asian women being stereotyped as 'princesses', with the implication that they are overly demanding or unable to cope with painI absolutely believe that, they're like this in every other facet of life so why would giving birth be any different
>>219543094For me it was quitting caffeine completely for a couple of weeks then only having a coffee or two every other day rather than 2-3 a day religiously that let me hit the mythical 100 sleep score
feels like a friday
that nigga's name is really dan nigro
>>219543198Ah that will be it then I have atleast 6 coffees a day
>>219543198nicewhat do you do when you're awake
having an absolute cockwomble of a day
>>219543234I read my sleep reports, look up tips on how to maintain and improve good sleep habits, and wank
>>219543234>run before toil>toil from home>gym in the home gym>/brit/post>read>bedsometimes I go to the shop when I'm feeling social
might get out of bed some time in the next hour
>>219543243sc
get the anime tings posted
>>219543253What a life
How are these sleep scores measured?Do you sleep with apparatus on you?
>>219543281they sleep in matrix pods
>>219543261don't do it mate
>>219543281Garmin sleep monitor
>>219543281wear an Adam sensor on your penis
preparing my sleep apparatus
>>219543310Are you the lad that creampied his nan?
>>219543325...yh
would absolutely demolish alysa liu's tight little clunge
>>219543334>>219543325>>219543310pscr
>>219543272
chappell roan sex arse
>>219543354she's only 20 years old you sick fuck
I would join mousey's cult
>>219543354ktim
can't post that can you now
>>219542331No, honestly that doesn't bother me.It's her personality that pisses me off. She's a cold hearted cunt behind her "girl next door" facade.I've seen her 6 times now, been kind, punctual, clean and polite each time, yet I wished her well after our last meeting and she didn't even reciprocate that, just left me on read. Seriously pissed me off. I think prostitutes must be mentally deranged if they form no attachment to clients they see. What's the point in trying to be kind to them if they just stonewall you?
sex
>>219543414they are allowed !!
>>219543417stupid ahh nigga fell in love wit a ho
>>219543354demolish is a bit strong at most your little timmy pecker could investigate the entrance
radiating cold shafts of broken glass
>>219543445*yawn*
>>219543417*yawn*
alysa liu 2020
*yawn*
>>219543474no!
popping to whiterun, you need anything?
err. think she was around 14 then...
everyone in this thread sleepy or whatstop yawning
>>219543503Yawning is contagious
>>219543503it's contagious
>>219543510>>219543513*yawns*
>>219543530Sticks my tongue in your mouth
>>219543538UM
>>219543538how about you toss my salad instead?
>>219543562
>>219543562>POV: you've got clops at macdonalds
>>219543568horsejacketberg
got out of bed and made my bedare you proud of me
>>219543602It's going to take a little more than that
Mousey hates attention
>>219543440I did but I've realised she's a cunt I'm going to be much cooler with her next time we meet and in textingNo more friendly emojis
>>219543623what more must I do
the toil freaks are tapping away at they keyboards doing toil stuff hahaha omds lool
shit gimmick
>>219543491could you get me something from the cloud district? oh, what am I saying, of course you can't
>>219543656I'm sitting in the vanx
>>219543648Make brekkie, do the laundry, fold your clothes, dust off the shelves, take the bin out and mop the floor.
>>219543690mop without sweeping or hoovering?
>>219543690not going to do any of that
>>219543585howling
scream I used to do this at school
>>219543720Goes without saying, I'm not going to describe every step of the process.Now get to it.>>219543745You too
just not very funny is it? being an annoying schizo on here, spamming bradley walsh, horses and screaming all day. Just a waste of a life
room is ponging rn
fucking love minecraft
>>219543763im staging a silent protest over being called a toil-freak and having it implied that i "do be toiling"
>>219543792get the /brit/craft server made
right then time to get started on the tins and bokkles
>>219543783screaming
>>219543783>Just a waste of a lifehow do you think such a person's energy could be better spent?
sometimes i wake up with a painful boner is that normal?
Wish I could play Minecraft but my MacBook sounds like it’s going to blow up when I load any game
>>219543818where is it? arse, mouth?
>>219543814something productive, harness the OCD in to producing actual results instead of wasting hours and hours every day mildly annoying anonymous strangers
>>219543821same I used to try and power through but don't think laptopberg can take it anymore
>>2195437836 7 braldye walsh screaming
absolutely terrible at learning language got 3000 fucking anki cards yet I can’t even understand 5 seconds of a children’s TV show
>>219543783thats crazy
Wish I could do anything besides sitting at toil doing nothing for hours on end.
>>219543887Wish I had a fucking job more than anything in the world
>>219543902you're hired
>>219543902you don't need to lie to us we're not your job coach neetmong
>>219543887what do you do for work
>>219543902Yeah right sure
>>219543907YES>>219543913never claimed any type of benefits in my life. Except EMA when I was in college for about 6 weeks which was £30 a week
>>219542998I've made a lot of progress in Japanese from simply reading books I likeCan't handwrite but I can read and have a conversation
if you dont get a job soon you could end up like this mentally ill bradleyspammer in the thread
>>219543928Serious >>219543948I’d kill myself before that happens
can basically read italian and spanish without really learning it.
>>219543941>Except EMA when I was in college for about 6 weeks which was £30 a weekthat was the best30 quid to spend on booze, maccies and xbox games
>>219543966ktim
haven't been unemployed since I was 18 and I'm still a young 35 year old lad so only just getting started toiling really
>>219543926? It's already in the post, I sit. Professional sitter, that's what they should rename my position as. Executive thumb twiddler. Chief Nothing Operative.On my contract it says project manager but it doesn't feel like it. Wouldn't be so mind numbing if they let me wfh
>>219543966true, same goes for latin although that's a bit more involved
>>219543998ok unc
i learned japanese from vtubers in 2020 but 今は日本語が全部忘れたwwww
>>219543960he posted his PIP application on here the other day begging to be accepted, calling himself a sad loser with no friends and his brain is broken and it not right haha, dont worry lad its only a matter of time before you get a job just keep your head above water and remember that no matter how bad it may be, this spastic on here is a complete lost cause
POST MORE. POST FASTER. WE NEED A NEW THREAD
uh... uh...weathers been mad recently hasnt it?what else...erm....
>>219543960You need one for the money?
>The government will not be giving the landmark assisted dying legislation more time in the House of Lords, which means it almost certainly will fall.fucking hell this government can't get anything donei know they left it up to MPs conscience but they're basically letting the Lords sabotage a bill that is majority supported in the Commons
>>219544030what's wrong with this one?
>>219543354>>219543422ugly ungraceful brutish skater
>>219544057BEEN UP ALMOST 2 HOURS THAT'S TOO LONG I NEED SOMETHING NEW
>>219544053Good. Death is the ultimate enemy of Christ, therefore embracing death is a sin and should never be tolerated or accepted.
>>219544053Good, it was such a badly written law championed only by hysterical foid MP’s
>>219544069TRUTH NUKESuicide is a sin because you are admitting your belief that God cannot save you. "Assisted suicide" is state sanctioned murder. Simples.
>>219544046Yes obviously
>>219544053God Bless The Right Honourable The Lords Spiritual And Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament Assembled.
The Lords Spiritual WILL block the legislation, its only fair.
>>219544003i'll twiddle your thumb
So ya thought ya might like to go to the showTo feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glowI got some bad news for you, sunshinePink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotelAnd they sent us along as a surrogate bandWe're gonna find out where you fans really standAre there any queers in the theater tonight?Get 'em up against the wall ('gainst the wall)Now there's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to meGet him up against the wall ('gainst the-)And that one looks Jewish and that one's a coonWho let all this riffraff into the room?
Anglicans are evil evil little bastards. That evil "church" can't die fast enough for my likingGlad it's in terminal decline x
The Lords Spiritual and Lords Temporal sound like Dark Souls bosses
>>219544058she's amurican not brutish
looking at Catholicism
>>219544020毎日言語を使わないと、すぐになくなってしまう
>>219544149sure but we're all in the GAFCON GANG in here
>>219544168I'm not an Anglican, I'm not a bender, you see.
>>219544136OuO
>>219544168Gay African Cup of Nations?
good news
can someone give me a suggestion of something to doas of right now I am currently sitting around unemployed and there's nothing I can do to make the job search happen any quicker
>>219544177it was a joke. We're all part of the universal church of Peter in here
depression and anxiety hitting me hard
>>219544212get in there
>>219544168>The chairman of GAFCON, Laurent Mbanda, the Primate of Rwanda, declared that GAFCON will officially be renamed the Global Anglican Communion, asserting that they have not left the Anglican Communion but instead are the Anglican Communion.Look at meI'm the captain now.
>>219544193there really is nothing. i grew out of video games so i couldnt waste time on that anymore.
We're all Catholics. It's that simple.
>>219544212KTIIIIM
>>219544193down to the job centrefirm handshakestart a new job on monday no problem
My attention span has been decimated
>>219544238We're Christiansfucking HATE catholic identitarianism
>>219544193How many job postings have you replied to today?
>>219544190>Last year, Chancellor Rachel Reeves announced that young people who have been out of a job or education for 18 months will be offered a guaranteed paid work placement.>Those who do not to take up the offer could face being stripped of their benefits.based. get the /brit/ neets into work
>>219544128>The United Kingdom is one of only three countries in the world to award religious figures a permanent seat in the legislature, the others being Iran and the Vatican City.the based gang
going to play minecraft right now
>>219544256sadly other denominations have done their best to subvert the messagei'm a catholic.everyone else is wrong.
>>219544193>upload your CV to the job sites>recruiters call and offer you jobsit's not hard
>>219544275yes that's already been donewhat now while I sit around
>>219544299read a book
>>219544306gayyyyy
will never know the passionate touch of a woman
sir jewish wife
Reading a book by William Faulkner at the moment and its like an MMA match with the english language dont know why i bother
find it funny how my parents have never discussed the topic of relationships with me not even oncethey knew it was never going to happen
when i was a NEET they made me work in a charity shop and if i didn't go they sanctioned me
The Home Office has released immigration statistics for 2025Overall Arrivals- 136.6 million arrivals to the UK in 2025- 57% were British nationals- 809,000 non-visit visas issued (work, study, family, humanitarian)Asylum- 101,000 asylum claims in 2025 - down 4%- 135,000 initial decisions made, up 56%, highest since records began in 2002- Grant rate: 42%, down from 47%- 64,000 awaiting a decision, down 48% in a year, 63% below the 2023 peak- 31,000 asylum seekers in hotel accommodation, down 19%Illegal Entry- 46,000 detected illegal arrivals in 2025- 41,000 arrived via small boats, up 13% on last year, 9% below 2022 peak- Top nationalities: Eritrean, Afghan, Iranian, Sudanese, SomaliEnforcement- 23,000 entered immigration detention, up 11%- 9,900 enforced returns, up 21%- 28,000 voluntary returns, up 5%- 5,600 foreign national offender returns, up 11%Work Visas- 168,000 work visas granted - down 19% on last year- 50% down from the 2023 peak- Health & Care visas -13,000 issued, down 91% from peak- Other skilled worker visas: 48,000, down 36%Study Visas- 407,000 student visas granted - down 3% on last year- 35% below the 2023 peak- Student dependant visas: 20,000, down 10%Family Visas- 67,000 family visas granted - down 22%- Partner visas: 41,000, down 27%- Refugee Family Reunion visas: 19,000, down 2% (route temporarily paused from Sept 2025)Settlement and Citizenship- 146,000 settlement grants, down 10%- 355,000 EU Settlement Scheme grants, up 2%- 236,000 British citizenship grants, down 13%, second highest annual total since 2005
my dad tried to have "the talk" with me when I was 22 years old and introduced him to my girlfriendThat ship sailed when I was 16 you utter moron
not reading that hysterical rorke screed
might have my old gameboys and that in the attic but idk...scared to go up there as I might fall through the ceiling haha
flew post that tome without reading a word
love ignoring long winded postsi simply don't come here to read it. post something short and witty.
>>219544368scwhy are they like this
>>219544337thats crazy
71% housed67% wanked off
>>219544343what talkthe sex one?
>>219544407...yh
>>219544368come to brazil ToT
>>219544337*yawn*>>219544395now this is a post
Oh I watched some gay porn,And I like it when it's fairly long,I like when it's nice and hardI like it from dusk till dawn,But enough of cocks, let me tell you about my porn!
portuguese sounds like a slavic language
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>>219544440your point being caller?
geese (the band) suck
thats a really shit gimmick
sad when Scarface dies at the end
Todays eats:>breakfastNothing>lunchCigarettes>dinnerRice, tofu, cigarettes
yeah then a retard will react negatively to the gimmick, only encouraging the freak further
'
>>219544502don't have a meltdown only a bit of fun
dude new zealand lmao
>>219544497you're not supposed to eat the cigarettes
Sipping the ashtray rainwater sludge
had enough of women. gonna go ER
,
schizophrenic chinese lady deleted her instagram :(
using month old bong water as mouthwash
>>219544564um
>>219544564not on bruce
>>219542348Horse poop on the street was a worthy tradeoff for cities without car traffic
elliott's autobiography was really funny
>>219544624>>219544624>>219544624
Mousey (Twitch streamer) always hated attention
