outdoors edition
*walks into the new*
hearing food prices are going to go down
>>219546446
Racists need to go away
:) x
>>219546468:D x
Anyone got the archive link to the post of sacked tranny on the South African flag?
>>219546422good edishno gimmickbritish flagoriginal pictureexactly what we want to see more of
Bradley Walsh "The Chase" Walsh
>>219546473Having fun with your dollies?
>>219546472;) x
Lunch time
Hello brit how are you today?
>>219546486What?
I have noticed there is no discussion in /brit/ threads, which makes it very different from most national generals. It is like a group of senile old ladies sitting around spouting odd remarks, and their declining brains have become vulgar and incapable of retaining any memory
>>219546480it should link the old, the previous
Right. Going to make some lunch shortly team.
>>219546514Dollies
>>219546480thank you x
:3
>>219546528What's that?
>>219546517*poos on your head*
>>219546517It's because people use it as a social media platform.
>>219546517pretend it's a roman bathhouse
>>219546527Before you go, why were you posting on a South African flag that one time?
>>219546527How's your head? Feeling better?
>>219546540Do you not know what a doll is
>>219546510Looks like poo and chips ladBossman has done you, BIGLY
principal skinner and superintendent chalmers fucked at LEAST once
>>219546517it's basically an asylum where people write their inane thoughts and schizophrenic ramblings on the walls
>>219546557Of course I do, what does that have to do with 4chan?
>>219546557A beautiful straight trans woman colloquially
>>219546587I win
>>219546405hunter looking ravishing this morning
>>219546575a heckin' Kek.. the number 5 is in your post number several times so Praise Be Unto Him .. incels rise up
>>219546553*whips your arse with my towel*
>>219546595Win what?
>>219546585It isn't that deep. Just pathetic shut-ins such as HelperLad and others wanting validation and attention at any cost.
>>219546611I've won a lot
>>219546585Yes; why is it like this compared to other generals?
>>219546556It's a bit better but still there. Could be the changing of the seasons. Changes in temperature and pressure in the atmosphere could affect my health
>>219546619Of what?
>>219546614Inane ramblings are just the blogposts (90% of /brit/) and the schizophrenic ramblings are the 90 gimmicks that are going on trying to show everyone some weird schizo message somehow
>>219546639Victories
>>219546624a good question that has so far never been answered
We have a sense of humour that's what it is
>>219546671vile oriental beast
>>219546650Over what?
gay porn
>>219546624Dunno really, most of us are just poorly socialised freaks and so we come here to socialise (poorly) here
>>219546686Multiple things
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>>219546624The reason it's slow and there is little conversation is because the anons who are functional enough to converse properly are also functional enough to toil. Everyone here right now is a benefit spacker, incapable of basic human functions. Except me who is on lunch break. Soon I will return to the office and maybe try and get some shut eye for this evening's Vidyatoil.
Not a big fan of the Co-Op as a supermarket
>>219546690screaming
>>219546696Such as?
>>219546668>Wecuh-RINGEget some mates you sad twat
>>219546697>6 ||||̸ |>7SCREAM
don't understand how people eat more than 2000 calories a day it's literally impossible
>>219546701Why? I like it
jumping about aldi giving it yaldi
>>219546721i used to drink 2000 calories a day in beer, nevermind food
>>219546721i can binge 10k calories
>>219546712I can't I have severe social anxiety
imagine taking tilde into the aldi toilets and rogering his arse over the toilet seat
>>219546722Overpriced products for me, pure and simple.
>>219546746howwww
>>219546721some people aren't frail manlet runts like you
>>219546671I got bullied by girls when i was in year 10 and she looks like she would have bullied me had she been one of the girls
I'm such a fat fucking chud
>>219546763not a manlet i'm just skinny
>plan on moving out and buying a car>toil announces redundancies...
Just fed the birds outside>>219546722It's expensive and the products are average
>>219546759alcohol, ice cream, crisps, chocolates etc
>>219546752Coooorrr I'd leave tilde leaking out his bussy in a quivering mess on the floor after I was through with him
NGC 67
Meltdown
>>219546721Junk food exists mate. It's full of calories and fat but with very little nutritional value, leaving you satisfied in the short term but wanting more shortly afterwards.
>>219546811corrrrrrr fucking corrrrrrimagine an aldi customer coming to use the toilet and they hear his little moans
>>219546819Looks like britain at night from above
leftypol eating a muller fruit corner
mad how one of these tubs is almost 600 calories
Right stop lusting over employed woman
>>219546828sc
should pick up the guitar again desu but i have no talent whatsoever
sorry, no can do I'm afraid. I can't lust over the other one anymore because they're mad at me
egg mayo sarnie for lunch
>>219546844Rorke eating Muller rice
>>219546863fun though innitbeing shit at my shit guitar is one of my favourite things to do
>>219546863how easy is it to learnnever played an instrument myself
>>219546863I used to play the guitar in secondary school but stopped when I started college. I even did a Music BTEC at school
get them hate fucked
>>219546888it's not easy at all
nah you can't hate fuck them because they just want attention and that's it
>>219546897Um
>>219546845not really mad it's mostly rapesneed oil (which is why you shouldn't consume it)
Found it https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216346236/#216346697
Umm
>>219546897who praytell
>>219546876juicy ass mf
Disappointed at how quiet my new gf is during sex. I like hearing them at least make a little more noise than just panting. Plus her pussy is meatier than I'd like but not so meaty that the flaps visibly hang out. But she lets me spaff in her so I can't complain too much :/
>>219546919What is this supposed to be?
>>219546924yer da
>>219546919you have the memory of an elephant
um
>>219546946my da's not a them
dtfic found what nobody was looking for
>>219546941Picture of sacked tranny's bedsheets posted from a South African flag >>219546950Thanks x
malaysia on the prowl
>>219546940Okay
>>219546940could be embarrassed
>>219546957the reply had me screaming
fucking hate leg day no point as well cos it's not like anyone's ever looking at my legs fuck off
>>219546982DO you often think about random 4chan posts from months ago
>>219547009blgo on
>>219546950he's as heavy as one too
>>219547012Occasionally when my memory is jogged yeah
>>219547018>blgoscreeching and hitting myself
>>219546940wow thats crazy
>>219546919She posts within a minute of that post though so what does that mean
>>219546982it is a bloke's hand as well tbf
>>219546919Lol you've rumbled me!
>>219547038Bizaree
>>219547044She's on multiple heckin devices! Ooooooo
>>219547044>>219547045>>219547046>>219547049*snap*
>she
Sir Snap Firefly
listening to music aren't i
>>219547046Are you the South African flag poster that posts burgers and stuff?
>>219547061Yeah so what's the importance of this, that she has a VPN?
employed ballsack
>>219547070very funny that he's less popular on reddit than he is here
>>219547078No.I posted that picture of me drinking a absolut spirite drink prior and the South African saved the image and reposted it
>>219547085poo
>>219547097That's what I thought teebeeh
what's yellow fever for indians called
>>219547097would absolutely love to fuck your arse
>>219547116mental illness
>>219547097You can't lie your way out of everything
>>214477443 the so-called "employed woman"
>>219547097ok but why have you got such a manly hand?
so bored and depressed lol
empty sack tranny
>>219547123right well that's not on
>>219547125Could be cropped
>>219547129is that a bit of razor burn on his neck?
>>219547125You don't know how image hashes work
>>219547136same lmao
>>219547136ktim but not bored or depressed
>>219547136bored depressed and ashamed of how my life turned out
>>219547136ktimming at this to the point of failure
>>219547153No it couldn't https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/dmDB3iRZjyeI_T_Kne7sJA/
any data analyst man want to download an archive of every /brit/ from the last 10 years and run some analysis for me?
>>219547172ktimming at this too
>>219547155He should have no trouble finding the previously posted unedited version of that photograph then
>>219547174how do you know that's his bed
>>219547174Lmfao retard he means the image could be cropped which would mean the hash is different
bored and depressed toogonna get some cans in later just to spice it up
>>219547177just get AI to do it. they'll be replacing all data analyst jobs anyway
>>219547204Not everyone has an autistic encyclopaedic knowledge of throwaway posts made 8 months ago mate
i've taken a picture of myself every day for the last three years like those timelapse videos and you can actually see me getting more incelish over time
>>219547172ktim!!!!!
just cooked up a bunch of gross slop with coffee, tuna, onions etc and poured it on my head while i jerked off
>>219547207From his other blog posts here and his brief YouTube uploads from inside his smelly bedroom >>219547208>>219547204
>>219547220good point. I'll grok it.
DTFIC is genuinely impressive.
>>219547235Could have been taken from another site too
he's done you there tildesmashed you right in the bollocks
>>219547222You know the archive has a search feature, right?And he conveniently attached a name and unique identifier to each of his posts. I can wait all day, week, year, or decade for him to prove it.
Gonna try taking a Viagra pill later lads.How risky are side effects? I don't mean a headache, I mean more serious stuff
>>219547260i dont fucking know im a virgin
>>219547259Nice once mate enjoy your dollies
>>219547260You could die from a heart attack mid wank
favourite Tekken character? mines who rang?
>>219547277Don't know what that means but okay thanks
>>219547260it'll pop your little black /britfeel/ heart
DTFIC taking fucking BODIES today
>>219547296Lie on
>>219547290him or steve
>>219547296Why do you pretend not to know, even I know
>>219547305About what?
I'm rockin' with DTFIC from now on
don't care I've had south africa filtered for years anyway can't even remember why
>>219547325all well and good until he accuses you of being heatherpaedo and has a melty for a couple of hours at your posts
>>219547246
>>219547319Then you'll have no trouble explaining it?I don't spend all day here keeping track of the new schizo lingo you freaks come up with now do I.
>>219547336>t. heathermong
>>219547331samealso montenegro, dunno what they did to deserve it but they'll remain on the list
>>219546422>owltdoors edition
>>219547352but you do keep track of 8 month old bedsheet photos?yeah right lmao
>>219547352But you spend enough time here to keep track of employed woman
>>219547341um
grabbed a Dr Oetker for lunch and just gone to put it on the oven and the cunt is completely defrostedHave I been scammed? Serves me right for getting it from the open freezer section
>>219547336Never seen him be anything other than a level-headed and righteous judicator tbqhwy. You seem like a mental troll/detractor.
right where's the new then
>>219547260What's the point is your willy broken
I reckon my neighbours hear me grunting when I wankDon't care
>>219547336that never happens you schizo freak. he must have sent you flying and you're still crying about it lol
>>219547372don't know what a dr oetker is
>>219547374>>219547390Meltdown
leaping to sacked tranny's defence
Doing my linguistics thesis on the language development within the /brit/ community
i fw dr oetker
>>219547360The archive kept track of that didn't it. >>219547364He puts a trip on and makes a vigorous effort to get as much attention as possible so it's easy to remember and search in the archive
its blackbelt barrister doing another video of pretending tv licencing have any power at allmust be getting a fat stack of cash for those
>>219547397spasticIt's an Austrian doctor, obviously
>>219547414the archive keeps track of every post, yes thats how it worksyou choosing to commit bizarre old post to memory is another story
>>219547419>blackbelt barristergood at kung fu is he?
mad how literally any woman can make money being a model
>>219547434Okay
>>219547448i accept your concession
>>219547414Yeah and you know about it and think about it why pretend you don't read the threads
>>219547402this would do numbers in the lads from work group chat
>>219547290Jap robot fella who does that dogshit suicide move. Yoshimitsu is it
This is a bad meltdown. Will be going on for hours
>>219546422
>>219547432spunk bucket
>>219547474Do you know where you posted the image first?
>>219547457Never said I don't read the threads I just don't know what your new schizo catchphrase means
>>219547474you’re such a shit tranny wont even post some nudes you weird spacker
>>219547490Why are you responding to a fake sacked tranny?
>>219547356i love owlsthey're such nice birds
He’s accidentally shown his power level and he’s having a giga shame meltie over it
/brit/GPT please generate me a chocolate cake recipe
>>219547447would
>>219547536poo
the first thing i ever wanked to was a tranny but i didn't know at the time because the video only showed the top half
>>219547507Don't know the real tripcode I guess
not gonna lie lads, i'm not very invested in this afternoon's personality showdown
just pooed a shit
>>219547541holy grim zoomer moment
>>219547550yeahonly found out years later
>>219547546sacked tranny now replying to himself just to add to the fun
You can go make you lunch now lad
>>219547546You’re not interested in remembering random posts sacked tranny made six months ago? What’s wrong with you?
incels, how do you feel that you have been hated for years and now the same people who hate you are using your vernacular?
>>219547513There are thousands and thousands of burrowing owls here in the farm, every fence post has at least one nest.If I could sell them I would be rich.
Rorke's big holiday
>>219547516Who's melting down? The one that has an encyclopaedic knowledge of every /brit/ post ever made or the one that's been exposed as ritualposting photos of burgers through a VPN for zero (You)s?
>>219547573brazil looks peng
>>219547597screaming. done that cunt up the arse
>>219547597Both. Hope this helps.
selling owls at the market
>>219547597The a-logger ofc
>>219547604People only fall for the tourist traps so we stay /comfy/.
>>219547622hoow much?
>>219547573Is that your ranch? Are you one of those thirdies that lives in a palace getting his balls washed by servants? Yes I am jealous.
>>219547595holy grimoli
voiding my bowels all over the owls
>>219547595can think of a certain individual with a black and white flag that would LOVE this
probably would have been a software engineer at this point if the college computing class wasn't so shit
>>219547626mooo haha
>>219547595> i sucked a cock>im confused >im not gayHmm
>>219547654
>>219547654what flag is even in those colours
>>219547573Minas gerais
>>219547696pirates
>>219547692jeffrey was fit though
>>219547696sir jolly rodger
>>219547694cute
>>219547692Like going to turkey and not having a kebab
>>219547696Cornwall
>>219547696〓〓
>>219547694VERBOTEN!
sex trannies from outer space
attention me
in our short yearswe come long way
>>219547749corrr imagine their little green knobs
Was thinking of getting the Pokemon FRLG ports tomorrow but no online trading is really a deal breaker.
>>219547696friend that has a red and neon green flag with purple stripes would have loved this post
>>219547698Mato Grosso, Minas Gerais has different terrain, you could confuse Mato Grosso with Goiás or Mato Grosso do Sul tho.
sick of it all
just got an email with "sexual harassment" in the title. Thought i might have accidentally grabbed some fanny in my wfh job where i see no other human being ever
ive sucked 4 dicks not even trannies and im not gay. i guess im bi but i can only see myself getting married to a foid
>>219547761i dont get it
>>219547751devon
>>219547758replayed that game endlessly as a kid not sure how people could still play it in 2026 emerald kind of mogged it too. FRLG just has a cleaner interface
>>219547776quite often sexually harass myself when i'm wfh
>>219547775love love love flo
>Happy Mondays’ Shaun Ryder thinks the world is a human zoo and that we are taking part in an alien experiment Mousey he stole your idea (which you stole from mikey which he stole from The Matrix)!!!
>>219547782You're not gay till you've sucked at least 10
>>219547783rorke after getting asked how his sex life is
Went for an all-yellow sticker meal deal today, chicken Caesar wrap, Starbucks latte and a Ginsters pastie. 2.70 in total. Get in!!
>>219547799mad how he's a literal orc
>>219547806fuck sake
>>219547788Firered was my first Pokemon game so I'm still very fond of it.
>>219547810this reminds me of the dinner sacked tranny posted on the 18th May 2025, I think at around 12:34pm if I’m not mistaken although he had a smoothie with his
>>219547799Least deluded Manc
>>219547834sapphire was my first, rom hacks are better anyway
>>219547844Er… right, that’s fascinating and everything mate but could you please not reply to my posts with your autistic dolly obsession please? x
>>219547768Thought you were nordestino
managerberg having to call me to talk him through pressing one single button. yeah he's on £75k a year btw
>>219547900On the other hand you’re whinging about being paid to do your job
>>219547900You'll be there one day
fucking stupid kids didn't even play the original red and blue on gameboy
bump xxxxxx
>>219547921it's not my job to do his job though is it
santa bradley doing a snow angel posted in late feburary, 2 months after christmas
Don't know what to do
>>219547879how is me remembering every post sacked tranny has ever made “autistic” or “obsessive” exactly? look see here it is on the archive exactly as i remembered
>>219547934Kind of. It’s your job to do what he tells you to, that’s managerial business
remember Emile Heskey?
>>219547929had blue me
Insane meltdown.
>>219547963>>219547963
>>219547929i had blue and it was shit compared to gen 3 and 2graphics were bad even then and you had no backlight on the original gameboy
>>219547945yeah i agree, but he should be able to press a single button unassisted
>>219547595Can tell he's a proper deano loool
