JFK Jr. edition
just voted 8 times for the Green party
>>219552498True but it's worse with prostitutes.
at least when a yank posts the new it's not a retard doing the fake new gimmickcan always rely on a yank
Far Cry 6
>>219552522fuck chad
>>219552399been off the benzos a decade mewas just thinking about that, last time i felt sociablecan't do them again, though, they kill you eventually
Oh captain my captain
remember college humor
Is it ever going to stop raining? Sick of it
I am a proud, white anglo-saxon Catholic man.
I would NOT fall in love with an escort one of the few things that would make me not love a woman. however if I was obsessed with her for 6 years I would fuck her and just pay for it if I needed to (if she was) just to get it done with
>>219552553Yes but when the option is escorts or no woman but you still have the ceaseless desire for sex. Well it doesn't leave much choice.
>>219552646It's called global warming Rorke and you're to blame
>"fakin strewth m8, blady poms adnt gotta clue"
I know I said I wasnt going to post but I got m y jobseekers allowance so I bought 2 bottles of wine waheyygoing to try and tame this beast (red wine, like buckfast is) by mixing it with MD20/20. got 2 bottles for it though to get messed up and then sleep. some times I wish I was the whore (for women)
https://youtu.be/UMf40daefsI
>>219552725get the fuck in lad. enjoy your drinks
cogitating
brit is finally dead. we know this. but no one has asked where everyone migrated to
>>219552669What on Earth are you blabbering on about mong. Put the money in the machine and the sex pops out
>>219552672Do you really have such a strong desire for sex? I don't. I've had intercourse 6 times now (all with escorts) and it's ok but I honestly don't care that much.I went 29 years without sex so it really doesn't bother me. I struggle to maintain an erection. Think my brain is just broken.
far from dead really you fucking drama queen
>>219552752going to go fuck some bitches in theyre pussy too if I do that I wont go try to get her probably. but theres a cute girl I want to fuck even though shes a single mother. trying to work out imaginary baggage though
>>219552522Chads have all the fun. Meanwhile what do incels get? Nothing, that's what.
>>219552573Always been an opiates guy. Ive managed to quit for reasonably long timeframes in the past. I know I can again and i'm doing it wrong. In some ways I think in order to properly quit I should just rattle through withdrawals then at least when its over it suddenly starts feeling a lot better. Rather than ease withdrawals and then jump into feeling mentally miserable. Either way im glad im not a benzosguy.
>>219552756all on the /brit/ discord lad, we're still getting around 4 posts a minute there
eating ikea meatballs :/
>>219552792heres an AR-15. go shoot up a school? im taking that gun back if you dont
*makes bear noises*
its dead dead dead
>>219552809her breasts are quite big
>>219552809Can you stop I'm on nofap
drama queens!
>>219552809bunnyAyu does it again also LMAO just realized with the prostitute talk ITT how much worse it is to simp for OF whores. internet slags. imagine having a girl "you jerk off for or to" and youre obsessed with her so much that saving her pictures is like yeah another one of her. nice tits. BTW if I were in your shoes I would kill myself just saying
>>219552872lot of words to simply admit to being a faggot retard
>>219552747no charge for them
afro Americans (making up 100% of CIA niggers) LOVE wearing plan navy blue t shirts XL size like dey ust got out of prison again
mad how much people hate incels even though they don't hurt anyone at all
>>219552908yeah because they're cowards who hurt people by trolling them onlinecowards behind a keyboard
>>219552776well you clearly have an undiagnosed mental illness so its definitely broken
>>219552776Yes. I'm not even a particularly sexual person. I don't often enjoy it when I have it. Yet it's always there in the back of my brain. Then physically i'm sore without release but wanking is depressing especially after a long spell without sex.
just had an incredible wank
>>219552931>an undiagnosed mental illnessLike what?
>>219552908incels are vile and evil
>>219552949not true
>>219552949nasty. I hope you get gangraped in real life
anyone know a good sexual assault lawyer in the birmingham area
gay niggas getting they ass fucked
Spaffed again phwoar XVerily
it was one of those ones that was so good i almost conked out straight afterwards
>>219552969You would know Amer
>>219552980Why would anyone want that hanging on their wall?
which white collar jobs will be safe from AI
>>219552951corr imagine having sex with her! imagine fucking her pussy!
nigga simps over OF whores (prostitutes)
>>219552949Roastie
>>219552969come to snow hill station tomorrow at 9pm
might cut my penis off
rorke
>>219552962>>219552966>>219553020evil soul-blighted incel freaks
>>219552928they're not the ones trying to get people cancelled and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja1-EIgawQ4holy shit this is grim nigga moment
juno
>>219553046so rorke is actually left wing...
>>219553046have a feeling this is a total lie
>>219553047interesting youd group me in with everyone else you probably did get raped and liked it, bitch... stop talking (your opininon no longer matters to men)
>>219552573benzo withdrawal is genuinely scary
>>219553073gone off her sorryyuno is the only one for me now
need new porn sites. sick of the same routine
might buy a church and start my own denomination haha
Thinking I might cook some egg and chips.
blue MD20/20 x red winetastes shit dont do this
>>219553088yes interesting how i'd group an unloveable mindbroken incel in with other incel freaks.
>>219553047I have a soulI'm a Sensitive Young Man
church conversions shouldnt be a thinghow dare you occupy god's housereckon you're god do you?
>>219553121corr thats a perfect site for a mosque
i'm going to go play league of legends nowwith a womanbye
>>219553126was thinking this but also a cheeky bit of gammon with it
>>219553150they didnt say anything especially freakish, you are actually just being a bitch
>>219553046I support workers owning the means of production and the elimination of billionaires and yet I'm adolf hitler now because the new thing is completely open borders and I don't support that
>>219552751classic
anyone remmeber the credit crunchwhat were all that about eh
>>219552941I don't get that.To me sex is meaningless. Maybe that's because I've never had it naturally but I just don't care.I thought losing my virginity to an escort would make me happy but it hasn't.
normie freak
let's go
>>219553180the aggregation of risky loans into a financial product that was priced based on inaccurate valuations
>>219553176right I dont think that change happened 5 years ago
All I'm saying is that Mousey gets a lot of hate
never had sex or had a girlfriend lol
>>219553185>I thought losing my virginity to an escort would make me happy but it hasn't.Well thats your issue. Losing your virginity was never going to make you happy. It's never made anyone happy.
nah I told that bitch to go get raped dont come here to the boys and be mean (to the boys)
>>219553155God gifted us Earth to do as we please
>losing my virginity to an escort doesn't count btw
>>219553173shut up nigga
>>219553236no he didnt
>>219553214I think it did? I don't remember anyone advocating for open borders unironically before 2020
>>219553220same here but i'm too old to care at this point
>>219553220at least you're still young. plenty of time left i'm sure
>>219553250no l think you're just an idiot sorry x
>>219553249he did i asked him and he said he did
playing league of legends with a woman is the least normie thing you can do you pathetic vile incel trollop
>>219553251except all those gut-wrenching pangs of despair and regret whenever you see happy couples holding hands and laughing in public or have to roleplay relationships in your gay escapism video games
>>219553248kill yoself
TikTok fare dodger who claims travel should be free unmasked as self-confessed 'privileged white boy' who lives in £600k west London flat.Archie Jack Columbus Pin-Cardella, 26, AKA wannabe rapper AC Flow, filmed himself refusing to pay for a fare on Great Western Railway to Swindon.Archie says: “Where was my agreement that I had to pay to live, to pay to travel? Human beings are born free, look at every animal. They don’t have to pay to live, so why do I have to pay?”
>>219553278uh oh melty
>>219553277i never go out so i don't see those couples anyway
>>219553216why?>>219553220same
To the lad is that's replying to all my posts with "poo screaming": I have no idea what you're on about. Fuck off.
>>219553272anything that involves women is automatically normie
>>219553277
What's better then God or the Pope Because the Pope seems to actually exist and God, I've never seen the fella out and about
guys are way hotter when theyve got a girlfriendI aint gay but this was me when I saw guy with gf (his shimmering hair)... I feel 10 years younger tho
>>219553289lad
contemplating a bottle trip but i will get spirits tomorrow so shouldn't really eh
bowbowbowbowbowbowbowbowbbbboowwwbbboowwwbbboooowwwbowbowdododdo DOOOO DODODODODO DOO DOO
lot of you niggas are fucked in the head
I have had sexI have had gfshaven't had either in over a decade
Racism? Let's make it racWASm.
>>219552809
>>219553233That's bullshitProblem is I lost mine at 29 to a cunt escort with an incredibly high opinion of herself
>AC Flow
>>219553381nobody is saying that but your nonwhite ass JF
>BREAKING NEWS: No plane flights to depart the UK 29th, 30th & 31st Feb 2026all airports on lockdown
I am once again questioning why /sp/ janitors are so fucking SHIT
Can you help us find Dakota?Dakota, aged 14, was last seen on the Great Western Highway, Parramatta on Friday 6 February 2026.
i don't think AI will replace software engineers
>>219553121love chapel conversions me
>>219553403you shouldnt mess with me dude, im fucked up, im like the joker but real.
>>219553277>gut-wrenching pangs of despair and regret whenever you see happy couples holding handsLiterally doesn't bother meI realised long ago a relationship was never gonna happen for meI basically don't even care about sex any more. My experiences with escorts have killed my attraction further.
>>219553373Did it all go wrong after University for you as well?
>>219553267I don't remember a zack polanski type political figure in 2015-19
remember when deegsy drew a doodle of god and he was a gas, looked like a farty mist floating above the horizon
>>219553427>Can you help us find Dakota?In AmericaNext question
no girlfriend today no girlfriend yesterday either tomorrow I will go out again in search for her I think she thinks im attractive at least
Leftypol bumping train innit
>>219553407why
Decided I can't be bothered to try viagra at the minuteI was also considering going to a Thai massage place this weekend but I can't be bothered now
im smoking weed lol! lick*lick lick*
>>219553483wouldn't mind a zoot at the minute
DUDE
>>219553479I know you are baiting me into saying it but taking viagra for fun is fun. I did want to say that last time; just, like, "yeah taking viagra for funa nd swinging it around haha" but yeah maybe youd have to jerk off in 4 hours if you get fucked upI dont care if its a bad thing to say (I am not psyche), there are a LOT worse things in the world, so just man up and have some fun ffs
>>219553438...yh as soon as I wasnt living with people I became an antisocial shutin runt
>>219553430AI is causing so many social problems and nobody is talking about it. AI scams taking advantage of the elderly are the worst of them all.
>>219553529leftypols arsehole just out of frame
>>219553289>Human beings are born free, look at every animal.They walk. He is free to walk from London to Swindon.
*Starts giving my friends in the thread shoutouts*
like there are a lot of bad things in the world and you are sitting there second guessing taking a boner pill for fun instead of living in the moment. I have that too but come on get a grip. im not a psychologist
the poobc
Sir Black Nobber
protect me online safety act
>>219553529nice bbc bro, no curves, solid girth and lenght, get out of this site and go cuck timmies.
Honest question, do you lads have a high sex drive?My testosterone levels are at the high end of a normal range, but I just have a very low desire for sex.Is it depression or is this normal?
>>219553398Maybe. But I lost mine at 16 and it didn't make me happy. Not for more than a day or two.
>In the club on a Friday night>Speaking to a fine broad by the bar>Decide to go for it>Hey, whaddya say we head back to my place?>"Gee, you seem like an awfully swell fella...">"Aww heck, why not!">Walking back to my place>"Golly, I thought we were going back to your place. Why are we at a church?">*swing door open*>"Wowee! What a beautiful home."Fucking kino.
>>219553594you'd know if it was depression
>>219553594thats normal, in my experience depression makes you want to jack off all the time.
>>219553601blasphemous
>4Chan knew about Jeffrey Epstein's death 38 minutes before the rest of the world. The FBI tried to figure out how.How did we do it?
>>219553594no my t levels are low end of normal and I eank once a week and have no drive to shag
i’m being attacked
>>219553631i made a brit post about how i'd just killed jeff eppers
it's a good experience to have even if it doesn't make you happy, right?
>>219553631DTFIC clocked it from a mile off. Perceptive young man such that he is.
>>219553631im tired of looking at this cunt's face. He's been dead for almost 7 years now.
>>219553649how old is he? he looks old, like 14 or something
>>219553631his nonce cellmate was a 4channer
>>219552724scem
it's squibby's birthday in japan
>>219553631A bunch of mods had .gov email addresses
>>219553670young buck, 5 year old gelding saturday we’re doing some pay n jump for practice with the man
>>219553687squibby head
>>219553631
>Aryan front attempt entry at reform headquarters in Gorton and Denton Manchester rorkes gone feral https://x.com/thenowherephoto/status/2026995201907016131
crazy that in the end the epstien files were a nothing burger beyond some mild corruption
>>219553713too young. but I wouldnt castrate him, hes just a baby so its easy to dominate him with his higher testosterone
>>219553687that nigga ded
>>219553755Nice try Rorke
>>219553750either government agents or the dumbest cunts alive
I didn't eat breakfast this morning and I feel tired and weak by nowRemember to eat your brekkie lads
>>219553755well when you delete and censor all the spicy stuff that's what happens
>>219553755the entire security apparatus of the west is dependent on clandestine activities disguised by the chaos caused of a few individuals with sick predilections like fucking children.
>>219553778
sir gordon denton
>>219553814sexo
>>219553750what the heck are they doing
my eyes hurt
>>219553827white women are so evil
>>219553750why is it all happening in gordon and denton
kill all women
I’d adopt Punch
never a frownwith gordon brown
gordon denton in the flesh
>>219553750lovely to hear Hitler's words in a Yorkshire accent. Also why the fuck would you call yourself Aryan and not Anglo or even white.
>>219553852>>219553865good posts
>>219553743doubt he escaped, probs used a van to get crew in to kill him and make it look like suicide
>>219553871Gordon BrownTaxes The Sun
>>219553769don’t believe you know enough to speak on horses with such certainty, mousey
Ben Affleck has an amazing voice. Going to start imitating it.
you have to pay the troll tollif you wanna get into this mouse hole
>>219552754I listen to his radio show sometimes, he's got some good takes. Rorke's head would explode if he listened to such takes
die fucking bitch die die die
>>219553932reallyisn't it just a normal american voice
>>219553750are they even wrong though really
>>219553852Use to cope for a long time by saying it was just thirdie cope but white women really do need sorting out.
Anyone seen HHL today?
Turn it down, I don’t want to hear it
>>219553949It's gritty. It's raw. It's f*cking masculine as f*ck. And now I'm going to be all these things too.
>>219553948
mad how marx was right about everything but humanity is too fucking stupid and greedy to actualise any of his ideas
timmy's crushhe tinks he superman
Seen a news report on young neets.Wish id killed myself when I was a young neet. Now im mid 30s and in a miserable job.
>>219553948can you legally rape a woman in Russia?
>>219553948bit much
>>219553870People more interested in a monkey than the genocide of Muslim children in Gaza
>>219553948um…
>>219553982why are you obsessed with this woman?
>>219553979he didnt work in a factory so apparently his opinion is invalid
>>219553948scream
poo um
>>219553982did you mother drop you and crush your soft baby skull when you were an infant
willy bum poo SCREEEEEAm
>>219553870this is what karl was talking about when he said "little monkey fella"
>>219554017I don't know her name, all I know is that she's Timmy's crush
>>219553979wdym actualise his ideas? he was almost entirely an analyst he didn't set down any methods to follow really
>>219554049Timmy is just a white guy which is what you are btw
why do I get the unshakeable feeling that everyone at work thinks I'm a freak and hates me
>>219554049I'm crushing on her but my name isn't Timmy
sex with dogs
stuck in traffic on the m6
>>219554064probably because you're an unlikeable freak
checked the football scores then realised l dont care about any team or result
someone vocaroo this (in the style of rock dj by robbie williams):You got no love, then you're with the wrong man it's time to move pon bodyIf you can't get a girl but your best friend can it's time to move pon body
>>219553948What is this
The Rape of EnglandThe amount of rape in England has quadrupled in about 10 years. Now the highest in the western world, about 100 times worse per 100,000 people than PolandWhat changed?
>.219553982▶>>219554017 >>219554045>File: 1771931379699.png (1.16 MB, 1024x883)>timmy's crush>>219553982>>219554049>>219554063>>219554063>>219554091she fucks dogs by the way
>>219554091forest are playing later
>>219553982your crush is a black man you weird faggot
solid poo followed by a liquid blast not long after
Mousey has moved from Twitch to Patreon
>>219554095why dont you do it heathermongare you afraid of us hearing your indian accent
>>219553982she fucked dogs. I could tell by the thumbnail and that it is "she"
>>219554118>already 3-0 up from the away legjust boring
>>219554126Yes, he's a sell-out/parasite. This much we know.
might cop
>>219554104>What changed?*opens my mouth**a barricade of starmtroopers carry me away before I can say anything*
>>219554156might surround your house with propane tanks and shoot at them or bait you into shooting at me and line your floorboards with C4
>>219554156can't get one of these because they play havoc with the pacemaker. no, for me it's gas.
it is at least theoretically possible that I might have sex one day
>>219553982Yep, that's lonely Timmy's brown crush Brown girls like who want a paler baby might let him have it and he knows it
>>219554185this is true of most of the virgins in this thread
so many foids in the ol dtown todaygave one a good ol jostle so something may happen if i see her again in 21 months
>>219554184you don't have a pacemaker
>>219554185if you are male then go hire a prostitute instead of being weird
>>219554104People are reporting it more
>>219554196do you have a girlfriend mate
I'm half tempted to just end things with the escort now lads.She's never gonna love me and I can't even get an erection consistently to fuck her each time so why even bother?
>>219554196why are you talking to yourself
>>219554203ominous post
*turns something upside-down*now it's Australian lol
morons on twitter saying /pol/ was created to spread right wing ideology on 4chan even though it was created for the exact oppostite purpose
>>219554229actually shut the fuck up retard
Timmy feeling like He-Man when he thinks about his nasty Keisha krush
he must be flapping his retarded hands around making weird squealing noises with all this attention
>>219554229ED is the first step of the path of getting a heart attack. maybe change your health for the better
>>219554243tell them not us
does long-distance running in your childhood stunt your growth
>>219554239scremin
Just subscribed to a woman's patreon for sensual asmr10 bucks a month
if i had a job that just let you do overtime as much as you want, i'd just spam it every day. better than the current evening routine innit.thanks for reading my random thought of the day
>>219554179I should give a mid foid like that a chance some time
>>219554258You are a virgin
>>219554258remember the other day when you pretended to be an old black man that doesnt fuck then stayed up until the wee hours of the morning posting ai generated images of half naked black men to an empty thread
>>219554267I am healthy. My sexuality is just broken from a lifetime of celibacy, porn and masturbating
>>219554270The cross country kids at my college were all super tall
>>219554277wouldn't you get tired and want to chill in the evenings
Timmy running to the Caribbean wig shop before it closes to collect Keisha's weave made using the hair of Ukrainian women
>>219554268I need validation from the english
>>219554291scream
>>219554310did you forget about thatis your new medication making you forgetful
>>219554293be happy that you are not circumised. this shit sucks why is my father such a nutjob
>>219554291
>>219554291I didn't pretend to be an old black man who doesn't fuck. Everyone knows old black men fuck loads at the traphouse and at the back of bus 25.You really suck at identifying people.
>>219554307yeah but i dont mind overtime. Everyone goes home and you just stick on some headphones and listen to music for a couple of hours and then when you go home, there's no traffic. It's kinda nice
>>219554350seriously who are you trying to fool are you embarrassed of your little ocd sperg rituals that youve wasted years doing why not just stop
>>219554381i thought you meant double shifts
Hybrid vigorHapa futurism
I hate grey squirrels
I swear there is a psychic connection between all the diaspora germansI feel more connected to some random germanspeaking pennsylvanian peasant than the oversocialised sedentaroids around me, despite living in the old riche for 2 generations
>>219554403oh nah 2-3 hours would be my limit for doing it consistently
nigga from schleswig holstein
popping down to hyperborea real quick u lads want anything
>>219554350scream you are so fucking unwell
>>219554350He accidentally showed his power level earlier when everyone laughed at him for remembering a sacked tranny post from six months ago and he’s been on a shamemeltie ever since, so expect to be accused of being different dollhouse characters a lot tonight while he processes his embarrassment
>>219554419we all know who brought them hither
are you embarrassed mate cuz we all think its cringe
>>219554441my saxon cousin :)
uh oh samefag
>>219554406Her eyes aren't blue mister TimmyProjecting the genes from a Chinaman's sack LOL
my sexo cousin :)
>>219554473wtf are you talking about lol
>>219554441thoughts on this menu
>>219554473First time posting in two days this eveningWrong again, loser. You should get out more
heatherpaedo is truly one deranged individual
swedish meatballs mentioned
>>219554513did you forget
>>219549721>>219549721>>219549721
*falls off the back of the thread and makes a Half Life scientist death scream*
>>219554569howling at thiswhat a freak
spaghetti bolognese for teagoing to put so much cheese on it i'll have an instant heart attack
>>219554572comedian detected
>>219554569impersonator. are you really that stupid, dtfic?
>>219554572You Jester you.
>>219554659>>219554659
>>>/hm/2692406>>>/hm/2692406
the NEW
dtfic would make a lousy investigator
>>219554652remember when you said your nonstop posting about black cocks wasnt gay cuz you think about mars bars when you do it