YUNO EDITION
15 minutes before I get paid this month and I can order the Hannah Spencer sex arse
*follows you lot into the new*
Matt Goodwin more like Matt Badloss
>>219560326ayyy there he is
Up at 4:15 am and can't sleep because of this headache
NTH FOR YUNO! (IN MY OWN THREAD)
>>219560336Where are you? It's ten to midnight
>>219560351In my bed in my mum's council house in Shrewsbury
Growing the moustache and hair outWho else here tepesmaxxing
sacked tranny calling in sick on a friday and getting more sacked than ever before
THE TECH LAYOFFS ARE COMINGOH MY GOD
creaming
>>219560364It's only a 4 hour shift not worth calling in sick for that.
>>219560358Oh you're the fake one
big mac meal + 9 mcnuggets + large mcflurry down the hatch
awful lot of pic related in the last thread
how do you come up with a username you like and thatll stick
https://x.com/GBPolitcs/status/2027132315894153533
>>219560394what i do is use the nickname i've had for 22 years
>>219560394Get somebody to give you a nicknameI dub thee 'chopper'
>>219560394Pick an animal you like and add a random noun before it
>>219560407>>219560409my nickname in school was just my surname which was a mans name but with the s removed im not using that
>>219560394diceroller22
>>219560421ok
>>219560430>which was a mans name but with the s removedalri jame
>>219560430nigga called Jame
Happy Pokemon Day to all who celebrate
>>219560143Contracts first Blood Money afterwards.Both are fine.Not sure but Blood Money will definitely work.>>219560176wtf Contracts is banging and it definitely the eeriest in the whole series
>>219560430Alri teveAlri johAlri am
>>219560430Tewart my son
ladscan we be for real for real now We only get one life, and we want to become rich and achieve greatness, most of us desire that.Is such a thing possible in the UK?I've just got my payslip and I only keep 2/3rds of it. After you hit 50k, govberg swipes 51% of every pound you earn (40% Income Tax + 2% NI + 9% Student Loan). The 20k tax-free ISA is pretty sick tbf but let's say your index fund hits 15% that year (which would be good) - that's only an extra 3k. If you dare venture out of that 20k, you're subject to CGT which means you lose a quarter of any gains you make. Just feels like greatness is a bit impossible to achieve in this country desu.
got my new muji sheets on the bed and i feel like a billion dollars
poocupine
>>219560473yeah?
>>219560330>No such issues have been reported (by the people who failed to report it and got called out on it afterwards)Own homework graded A+, more at 11
>>219560464>After you hit 50k, govberg swipes 51% of every pound you earntaxes are banded. i earn 56k and keep 36k of it. that includes a plan2 student loan
might get on the modafinil
>>219560491I know thatEveryone knows that.I'm talking about for the pounds AFTER 50k, you're losing 51p of every quid.That's just insane.So if your boss gives you a 10k bonus, you're literally getting less than 5k.That's madness.50k isn't even a lot in London these days.
might eat some ants
>>219560464That's what makes victory so sweet. Anyone can make it in elsewhere in the world. Here in Britain, it takes a strong constitution, resolve and brass balls to make it big.After all: "if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere"/
>>219560512State costs a lot to run innit
wanking to women's bumholes
Mirai Nikki wasn't even that good, people only like it because they love wanking to Yuno hentai
I don’t understand cricket. Why is there only one base? You just run back and forth? Where’s the catcher? Why do they bat underhanded like?
>>219560458Tueart is a real last nameSource: former Manchester City star Dennis Tueart, aged 20 in this picture
>>219560534that's the case with all of these retards and their hyperfixations on single characters
doing some nice smelling farts
>>219560535the only people who watch cricket are aristocratic cunts and yet whenever England are playing one of the 7 countries on Earth that actually like cricket for the 15th time this year, the BBC plasters it all over the front page of the website.Utter MADNESS.
>>219560552get him on the dance floor
>>219560481rum little thing
>>219560535There are 2YesIts the whole other teamBecause that's where the stumps they need to protect are
>>219560534Thought it was alright but I watched over a decade ago when I was in secondary school. I think Higurashi is the best horror anime though
>>219560512Tax bands should move with inflation, but the government doesn’t like that.
>>219560553Hyperfixate on some English characters
>>219560563good and proper of you to acknowledge the whole of Yorkshire are your superiors
>>219560512the shocking thing is a lot of people don't know that and yet they're still allowed to vote
>>219560589>county hero is a hunchback who killed a child and then got BTFO by shakespearehow embarrassing omg
I’m 27 and genuinely am not optimistic about life at all. jobs look bleak, pay isn’t enough. I won’t be able to afford a studio apartment, only a room in a house which I can’t do. I will probably never own a house. I can’t get a mortgage. I can’t rent due to such high prices. Forget having kids at this point. Meanwhile the older generation says we don’t work hard enough. What is the point of living genuinely in these conditions?
>>219560611Yorkshire has produced many fine figures throughout our history.
>>219560622>>219560589Shropshire and Powys are the most important counties in the UK imo
Haha Labour have won it
>>219560619>jobs look bleak, pay isn’t enoughyou're literally american, fuck off
>>219560619right well ktim
>>219560632we won't know the result until between 2-3.30amis this your first by election ever?
It's a Conservatives sweep! They've snatched it!
>>219560636You have no idea how expensive it is here.
>>219560611Don't think Shakespeare had anything particular to say about Brian Blessed iirc
i am once again asking why everyone cares about shit hole Gorton and Denton
>>219560285Won what?
The conservatives are actually trying to conserve the status quo to be fair to them
>>219560650They other parties are already conceding Labour won it
Congratulations to britain's newest MP, Sir-Oinks-A-Lot!
she'd get it
Probably weird and naive to think this but there are parts of the UK that just seem impossibly remote. Like the Isle of Lewis, was just reading about it. 18k people. And if I wanted to visit I'd have no fucking idea. Might as well be the Amazon. I dunno maybe I'm just retarded
got poo on my bollocks again
Jeremy Clarkson died
>>219560698To be fair a lot of those people get brought to the hospital by helicopter if there's a major accident
>>219560515have some water too
>>219560713so this is rorke/spaki/heathermong/dtfic
>>219560715obscene beasts
>>219560710>it's realfucking hell
>>219560690greekette sex sex
>>219560727absurd little fellamind if I save this particular video my friend?
*tongues you*
>>219560738go for it! fill your boots!
>>219560741me catching my reflection in my laptop screen
When Sacked Tranny returns can someone ask him what he thinks that I think that I've won?Didn't know we were competing over anything desu
>>219560771She's clearly done you mate
>>219560750well that's just not on is it
>>219560772No idea what that means
Stitched you right up and no mistake
>>219560752you're a star mate x
>>219560686sir inanimate carbon rod
>>219560750fucking UM
>>219560727they really are
>The first openly trans lawmaker, a Democrat, pleads guilty to child sex charges involving kids as young as 3-years old.sc
which film is that
even firefox is trying to sneak ai bloatware into its browserit's never been more over
>>219560804Imagine how bad it's breath stinks
maccies currently winning the fight with my insides
>>219560741you just know there's someone out there wanking to this thing
Alri team I'm turning in up the wooden hill as it were goodnight have a good one xx
>>219560816Want to kill myself but still have video games to play
Sir carl jung
right well I thought 00:25 meant it was computer time but it turns out it means it's bed time so that's me off the bed then isn't it
can't remember the last time I finished a filmeither i'm a mong or i keep picking shit ones to watch
>>219560857Could very well be the latter
>>219560750ick
Right lads I'm off out for an incel wank
good morning to uk!i got a feeling that its gonna be a wonderful day!
Have discovered perhaps one of the most bizarre posts/threads I have seen in years>>>/k/64872342>>>/k/64872358
>>219560864italians are total freaks.
>>219560880are youthat's madmad how mental
>>219560857i watched the dark knight the other day, couldnt stop watching it for 1 second.
>>219560817and their breath is the least of it apparently >when threatened, anteaters release a horrible, pungent odor from their anal glands, further contributing to their reputation as,smelly animals
>>219560886Cbuckled for a while at the pic, very gay porn coded
>>219560880um??
Anteaters are edentate (toothless) and have an extremely specialized anatomy, including a very small mouth opening and a long, narrow, tube-like snout. They do not have the same oral structures or tonsillar tissue as humans, where tonsil stones (tonsilloliths) typically form.
>>219560884MORNING IS HEEERRREMORRRNNING IS HEEERRRE
>>219560936oh no
>>219560886must be ai but pretty funny
New heathermong special interest just dropped. Obese medical dolls this time apparently.
>>219560887it's american though
disappointing wank finished
JFK Jr
Helperlad won't be posting for a month after threatening to kill anons and their families during a 14 hour drunken meltdown on britfeel last night/this morning. Just wanted to let you all know in case any of you are worried about him.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tripcode/%21%2153i4YrndgQA/page/1/
>>219561078gooddon't like thinking about the stupid little cunt
Sir Kier Starmer
looms
>>219561172For thee but not for me
das rite
>>219561078He has no shame. He'll be back tomorrow if not already
Might unalive myself
Real schizo hours.
>>219561322with a pew pew or a (knot emoji)
I nearly forgot that it is ok to start over as a 31 year old. Here is your reminder.
Couscous for tea
Can't sleep as I had a big nap today
>BREAKING: Sir Oink A-Lot, the candidate from The Official Monster Raving Loony Party, has been declared the winner in the Gorton and Denton by-election
>>219561447Britain's four least funny people
mad how Isaac Newton only wrote 1m words on mathematics and physics but wrote over 2m words on biblical prophecy and alchemywhy do we study his lesser work and ignore what he invested most of his efforts into
Guessing this is heathermong's new special interest then
Im a creep im a weirdo
>>219561491Love brown girls me
>>219561458because the 2m are useless and the 1m are the reason we're conversing with each other via light beamed through strands of glass buried under the ocean or something
having a mental health episodeNEED to be sectioned
>The Turning Point: After failing to suppress a rebellion in Ireland, Robert Devereux panicked and burst into the Queen’s bedroom while she was still undressed and wiglessand he wasn't executed for this? think elizabethan england was WOKE
I think it's funny how people are shocked I survived 2 suicide attempts First one I laid down in front on a cross walk but some guy got out of his car and told me to fuck off and kill myself somewhere else >Most recent attemptI tried to hang myself and for some reason my body did eveyrhring to stop it by kicking and the thing holding me snapped
>>219561525that means they was fuckin
>>219561535are liz died a virginhow dare you
>>219561533who cares
>>219561507She's Swedish!
>>219561543Pah, next you're gonna tell me there was a colony formed in 1606 that became an entire state in the USA named after her virginal nature!
Drinking a coconut water and making a foden face >>219561562She seems like a cool. Did she have all that gear on for norfic skiing? I go nordic skiing in jeans and a sweater
>>219561597She went to Italy for the Olympics to work
mental all i have to do is cut some poppy seed heads, dry the latex sap and i can make opium overnight
>>219561517so his side project that literally defines our reality is worth paying attention to but his main work isnt
what do olympians do when its not olympic season do they go work at mcdonalds or something
>>219561621correct
Big fan of the fall of Girl Bands and the rise of Milf Bands
Why did they do this?
>>219561637retard
>>219561659We don't sign our posts here mate x
>>219561659do you think literally no ones read it? if it had any use it would be as valued but its not useful so no one cares about it. i dont know why youre weighting by word count and time pursued rather than actual use and value
>>219561648they were always a funny looking bunchlooks like the fittest one then is still the fittest one now
In The Garage https://youtu.be/T4D3Ay9cmr4
>>219561718cute song
>>219561701I can't even tell which is which to be honest
>>219561736>cute songhttps://youtu.be/6-8E4Nirh9s
>>219561740think the one with the dark curly hair is now second from the left in the first picture, in the denim dressthen the two mongy twins are on the rightand the previously blonde one on the far left
the b*witched experts are in
Needs to be a proper film made about Cortés and the lads with a billion dollar budget and no woke shite
wank porn
Helllooooooo?
Poo
Alri
Sir Rudyard lynch
>>219560567I hate having to pretend to want to dance but it's reassuring to realise everyone else is faking it toIf only women would allow the charade to end
>>219561981Why did you post this
it's over
