Swansea is the greatest city in British historyLondon is the worst city in British historyedition
seething wagie gives away 40 hours a week of his life for money like a fucking gay faggot whore slave
ain't nobody reading that
>>219569460settle down, incel
Doing a think
>>219569419>Swansea is the greatest city in British historyIts Welsh, and the Welsh are not British o algo
boomers voted brexit to take back control and instead muslims and a gay jew will take control
He still hasn't recovered I see
might cycle to timbuktu
Yeah mate you're so hard, loitering about on your dad's 200 acre private estate in the Surrey countryside. Yeah mate, you're so tuff, in your £1500 Canada Goose and Moncler jackets. Yeah mate, you're so street, when your daddy buys you a new 10K Rolex for Christmas and your mummy bought your latest edition macbook, iphone and apple watch. Yeah mate, you won't leave your posh leafy suburb or your parent's 600K house in Blackmore and Hutton Mount, but we all know you're a real roadman, a badman. Yes mate, we all know your favourite genre of porn is Bonnie Blue and Blacked. You say mandem and boombaclot, even though you don't have a single black friend.You only listen to White soundcloud rappers and house music at your dad's million pound nightclub in Essex.Yeah, you're so based, so fresh2def mate.
>>219569497what in the melty
>>219569488scwhat a scam
BBCBC
AI slop, anime and BBC Pidgin postsInsane how this general actually became WORSE
>>219569460bodied that freak
>>219569480how many white votes stayed home because reform were too busy campaigning with sikhs
Wish I could stop gooning and get a job
>>219569497What type of females do these male specimens date? I never see them with girls, always hanging with each other all dressed in black like a bunch of homosexuals.
>>219569550The ideal job would be one you could goon at
>>219569536and what have you contributed? FUCK ALL
>>219569480the 8% of ethnics voting reformwho are they
>>219569525lmao. i hate boomers so much
>>219569536He stopped pretending and gave in to the intrusive thoughts, all he wants is to post his special interests and porn here uninterrupted ad infinitum. The fewer posters around the better.
>>219569525Human quantitative easing
playing terraria calamity mod
>>219569566coke whores with no fathers
what are we all gooning to today lads?scarlet chase tryon haul with visible buttplug for me.
That Friday feeling.Let's fucking party and go mental!
leftypol writing their grindr bio in urdu
>>21956951113cm is the most erotic reaction therefore the ideal sizenot a size attainable by me though as I have an obese micropenis
>>219569608That's clearly a rehab monster
>>219569548>Compared to the rest of the country, residents of Gorton and Denton are young and have low levels of education. They are less likely to work in professional occupations and household income is low. White people made up 57% of the population at the 2021 census. Asians (mainly Pakistanis) formed the largest ethnic minority group at 27% and Black people were 9%.We really are fucked>>219569576Sikhs ? Non Muslims?
>>219569488>>219569577You think this ugly mole-pocked girl is your actual gf LMAO
Rorke writing 'no blacks' on his grindr bio but gets blacked
>Its Welsh, and the Welsh are not British o algoWelsh people are literally the most British you low iq sub human freak. No wonder someone as retarded as you speaks in such retarded memes for foreigners. Get the fuck out
>>219569576hindus who hate muslims and some blacks
>>219569576Colloquially known as "the good ones"
>>219569616Don't care. We're going to go mental!
>>219569511do one for 4.7" (12cm)
>>219569628>>219569481
>>219569639Ok take care xx
>>219569598did a xev bellringer babysitter implied age play one earlier but need to decide what to coom toowas thinking lesbian toe sucking
>>219569598Dont like her, fake tits big nose sevenhead and her pussy is too skinny, kind of disgusting the way it hangs. Fat pussy lips or nothing.>>219569566Most of them are unironic gays
>>219569643small cocks are the most suckable
unironically been gooning to to hannah spencer since 5:30 this moring
mad how life ends painfully
you deserve this shitechased mousey awaythese are the posts you get
>>219569668grow up
>>219569643
>>219569639i quite like this gimmick.
topped the teams kpi again this month by working a solid 2h/ dayWhat the fuck are my colleagues doing
Dirty pigs get control of your lives
how big are you 4chan folders? 20gb for me
my nigga came back
no booze for me tonight as I will be sticking to my diet even though I'm gagging for an alcoholic beverage already. but I'll be getting an early night and will feel great in the morning
thoughts?
>>219569668She looks demonic
Cartoon anime heads look fucking weird
>>219569712Just got the ick
>>219569712i think you need to reevaluate your life if you have a 4chan folder
sir kiefer incel
>>219569723whether you drink or not you'll still wake up alone in your smelly incel bed tomorrow morning
Back from work. Had some cheese, ham and pickle sandwiches. Had a shower. It nap time de lads
Oh goodie another Twitter screenshot
any reprehensible reptiles in
>>219569667thank you
You can live like a king in Swansea for one tenth the cost to live like a slave in london
>>219569724yeah I've got one: twitter screencap posters should be shot
revolting tranny CUNT
>>219569716hello i would like to inform you that kiefer means jaw in the german languageyou never asked for this informationbut i gave it to you anywaybecause that's what frens do
>>219569742Take care friend
So it turns out Farage was completely vindicated about his point of not politically alienating ethnic minorities despite the Lowecows temper tantrums that he isn't a full blood and soil nationalist.
>>219569742What do you think I think I was winning?
>>219569747not yours tho
>>219569768>thoughts?never have anydon't want any
>>219569742giz a thread review de lad
>>219569741is everything okay lad? you can talk to us x
>>219569773You're still obsessed by this?
>>219569769How's that? He still lost.
>>219569751unironically reported to the police
corrrr the new Green MP is fit
>>219569764Will do mate, thanks. You too.>>219569787Nah I'm tired can't be bothered
>>219569772name of the slag on the right?
>>219569769paki
>>219569774yh i know.....
>>219569769how? the browns didnt vote for him no matter how hard he cried about the nasty wacists
>>219569807Why are her eyes pointing in different directions like a chameleon's?
eating the biscuits i forgot to eat last nighttheyre a bit soft
>>219569807went back through her insta to 2016 and she insufferably middle classclearly had some posh hubby/bf at one point
>>219569807white women are so fucking evil it's unreal
>>219569812>name of the slag on the right?dont given women names, it'll just humanize themgive them numbers instead
>>219569805they just showed up at my door and said they agreed with me
>>219569807I think the claim was that she herself has a million pound property portfolio so she's doing some tactic Diego will be able to explain where she slightly modifies the criticism people are making at her not sure what it's called
*whiny nasal voice* alright team just washed my cock and balls. getting ready for a wank over the pokemon anniversary show
>>219569829One eye on the renewable energy one eye on the vegan sausage roll
just imagined a yank accent going "corrrrr" and calling someone "fit" and instinctively punched a hole straight through my monitor
eating the biscuits i remembered to eat last nighttheyre a bit soft
>>219569799By what? I don't even know what he was talking about. Do you?
love how reformongs think as soon as they deport all the pakis we'll all be millionaires, the sun will be forever shining, everyone will stop being an ugly hateful piece of shit etc. the uk will still be a grey miserable shithole full of scummy broke chavs regardless of how brown it is btw. you'll just be living like kitchen sink drama working class scum like your grandparents were.
>>219569854naur
dont think i've ever had a hash brown
>>219569854
>>219569854imagine one saying doing a poo to be honest lads
>>219569829What did you mean when you broke character yesterday after being exposed?
>>219569861I'll tell you what I know if you say employed woman is a very nice lady
>>219569838
>>219569854corrr keen to scran that big brekkie burger me
>>219569863leftymong showing his true colours and punching down at those less well off than him
watching bradley welsh on the chassis
>>219569863so, still an improvement then? thanks for confirming
>>219569863What a pathetic rant from a retard, nobody thinks this
>>219569879Why?
Did a poo that required no wiping
hashbrowns are fucking RANK
>>219569801>>219569826So you expect Restore will somehow win?
>>219569892https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lumpenproletariat
>>219569905That's the deal
>>219569863would be happy returning to the middle ages if it meant they all fucked off
genuine question: why don't green+labour+lib dems and reform+Tories just combine into respective mega-parties? the combined vote of the left parties was well over 60%, seems like they should just form one party to maximize their chances
>>219569907bidet job was it
>>219569912You seem to be confused, Restore weren't running
>>219569910yank shite
>>219569926No just been eating loads of fibre recently x
>>219569850i think its just called being disingenuous. something leftists are excellent at
Alexander Baring, 1st Baron AshburtonThe name of the man who destroyed Britain just so he could make some moneyOur judas, and most people don't even know his name
>>219569907did a full roller yesterday and had to give up before i bled and just take a shower with my cheeks pulled apart
are there any british posters that linger around /cum/, /ausnz/ and /eire/ like those fellas do in /brit/? that would be embarrassing
need to go to the big tesco later to get some food in
I like UK weather. I live in the country so the "miserable" weather gives me a lot of chances to see cool critters like newts and frogs.The most recent bout of rain was great for me as I spotted a crested newt in the foliage around my pond, was the first time I've ever seen one in real life
>>219569926bf licked it clean x
some poor people just kinda deserve itmany of them do in fact
>>219569952alri David Attenborough
do rorke sikhs and hindus genuinely support reform just because they hate pakis that much
>>219569950I hope not/brit/ is the real /eire/ and the real /ausnz/ anyway
>>219569952used to play outside at my aunt's house all the time growing up, she had newts in the pondnot seen a newt in years. Or been near a pond. Or been outside for any length of time really.
>>219569919How would you know I'm not lying?
>>219569950/brit/ is the only active general through the night that i understand
>>219569964yesif you think you hate them, you hate them far less than Sikhs and Hindus
>>219569964why are you struggling to understand why people dislike muslims? just look at what they do in every country theyre in? especially in India where hindus and Sikhs come from
>>219569977It's a humiliation ritual it doesn't matter
>>219569974Get in the garden lad, does a world of good for the soul.
>>219569986>why are you struggling to understand why people dislike muslims?bizarre to think that my genuine question about rorkeinder means i don't dislike muslims
>>219569959deserve what?
>>219569950
>>219569958yummy free chocolate!
>>219570003ok well thats fine then. carry on
mmmhh cold sosig from breakfast I didnt eat
>>219569950>/ausnz/i used to try making /aus/ and sometimes /ausnz/ but i was the only one. it's just not a thing in this country.
Never seen a Sikh run now that I think about it
The zesty Malaysian
>>219569950the more you think about the yanks that post here it becomes more and more bizarre they have like three generals of their own and most people here can't stand them, they're like the western losers who go to thailand n that
>>219570016ok thx <3
>>219570006being poor you blithering idiot
when was the last time you saw a woodlouse?
>>219570029>they're like the western losers who go to thailand n thatwell said
>>219569933>will winDo you not have any reading comprehension?
>>219570047Looking at one right now
>>219570048wish she'd torture my cock and bollocks with that scalding hot tea
it pie night
>>219570048a slight oriental look to her
>>219570020you're forgetting auspol and all the aussie infested sp generals
>>219570027With a heavy heart I must inform you he's a VPN character. Whenever a post is spotted that begs for a zesty reply, he selects the Malay flag from the dropdown and posts.There's not actually a Malaysian who lurks 99% of the time yet only decides to post when he sees an opportunity to make a zesty comment. That person... doesn't exist.
>>219570059are you in the garden flipping rocks?
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
>>219570072Damn who'da thought it
>>219570047Not since last autumnHaven't really been around wood, but I suspect I'll be seeing some soon as I'm due to clean up the log pile
>>219570048what in fucks name is a frangipane
>>219570063what kind of pie?
>>219570048>nitrile glove
>>219570077No I'm using mental imagery
>>219570048looks slightly burnt on top. good for the price though considering it's Booth's
>>21957008213heard about it at school earlier than that but didn't know how to do it properly so i would just look at bikinis on google images and feel funny
>>219570092homity
>>219569998For you for me?
>>219570089the tart is the thing on the plate, not her!
>>219570102read that as gay porn initially
i can make a mental picture of a cube or a pyramid and spin it aroundbut not a dodecahedron, i just don't have that level of intelligence unfortunately
We now go LIVE to rorke for his response
>>219570107For you obviously, say the line and I'll tell you what I know
>>219570115thought this said gay porn at first
im scared to ever have a prostate exam what if... you know
i used to think wank meant shag
>>219570082about 12mates were talking about it at school and how if they needed a piss while wanking they would just piss and wank at the same time, said it felt really goodwent home and wanked and then just pissed all over myself while wankingdidn't feel particularly good and my carpet reeked of piss for ages after
Alright. Cards on the table time. Here's my two cents: Restore will win the next election by a landslide and successfully cut benefits (PIP, triple-lock pensions, student loan eligibility, Motability, SEND), halt immigration, boost the economy, revitalise the high street and deport millions.They will Restore Britain.
>>219570167fell for it again award
i'll vote for whichever party has the fittest leader
>>219570167Amazing post
>>219570167>triple-lock pensionslool
>>219569480>"In a multi-racial society, people don't vote based on economic or social issues. Democracy just becomes a racial headcount."
>>219570167This by-election has literally just proven Restore can't win with the current demographics.Reform lost and they were simping constantly to Islam. Restore has no hope.
>>219570187Lib Dems then
im a very very very very sad cunt today. so sad x
>>219570174
>>219569724
>>219570197its ruined the justice system too.
just two more weeks bro two more parties two more general elections it's gonna be different this time
>>219570216she's got some british in her tho ;) x if you know what i mean aha lol
>>219569419>your viewpoint is DEVASTATINGLY LOGICAL, saarhumanity is doomed
moo deng sex arse
>>219570198>simping constantly to Islam doesnt work therefore Restore can't winbizarre argument, truly fascinating stuff from deformdrones
>>219570253Amer got toned
>>219570240she was shagging leftypol white guys not rorkes so ofc it didn't work
Crazy that the next British prime minister will be some Green party dude.
>>219570138Seems more humiliating for you, white-knighting for the worst poster in /brit/ history. What do you get out of it?
>>219570187ello ello ello
>>219570253need to take a punch to the stomach from her
leftypol driving to the gym to walk on the treadmill
>>219570277Do it on the next reply because I'm gone in five minutes
>>219569475based chickens
>>219570293leftypol cant drive
>>219570253>you are voting green, right rorke?your response?
>>219570274nah mate. yesterdays constituency has always been a left-wing stronghold. labour had a supermajority there for decades. the fact that reform even had a chance is a total inditement of left-wing politics in the uk.
>>219570295Guaranteed you're here literally all day seething like the little incel freak that you are lmfao
>>219570240It’s always the ugliest women who like BWC. Meanwhile all the 10/10s are black owned.
>>219569576upper middle class
>>219570263Explain how they'll win then, with current demographics.
>>219570313You've missed your chance to know
predictions?
>>219570057So you have to pander to pakis to win? Nope
>>219570310finally, an intelligent post
>>219570335who cares, we have football every year
>>219570240>im a hideous curry goblin but i get white dick just so you know!!!
>>219570335grow up
>>219570343they should come up with a new sport
>>219570133I believe it
>>219570336Farage had no problem with that when it was about winning Brexit and stoking anti-European sentiment among British Asians.
>>219570335>watching footballl
>>219570322>how will you win appealing to white voters when only 83% of the country is whitedumb question
leftypol commanding his troops at the battle of rorke, 2026
>>219570343>>219570350>>219570371incel hour is it?
>>219570333Alright mate you can scurry off now to your gay porn appointment or whatever is so pressing x
got the gay porn music on x
>>219570336You really think the party with the gay Jewish leader and posh white woman candidate got the Muslim vote for no reason whatsoever? You think they still would have won without all those Bangla and Urdu campaign videos and targeted ads with pictures of Starmer and Modi?
>>219570335The man WILL kick the ball.
watching the brown man kick the ball and cheering
Hope neither Reform nor Restore win and the country continues going to shitWe've had many decades to fix things and the fat mongs who make up this country didn't remotely care until it's now far too late
>>219570198Not every constituency is 41% white. We're not that fucked.
>>219570340>>219570310The intelligent post that completely rewrites the pre-election narratives? All media predicted an extremely tight race, with reform in the lead and Greens won handily with a double digit lead.This race has shown that Greens are the no Reform vote and people are going to vote Greens just to spite Reform, not even because they like them. This is a huge shift.
need to do raceplay with an afghan woman
Was about to post the new trainers I bought but realised that if you all picked on me for them I might severely regret buying them and start self-harming
I'm not reporting any of these posts btw
>>219570335unlimited north london humiiliation
>>219570410hehe more like a huge SHIT
>>219570413this
>>219570374We don't have proportional representation, mongo.
>>219570410you've completely missed his point. good job
>>219570380yeah
>>219570375those houses look very american but i can see the union jack in te back
Just sneezed like 8 times in a row. Something strange is happening.
rorke on the ropes
Greens was itNice
>>219570402Exactly. Nothing is going to change except posh cunts and politicians will get bigger pay rises maybe while cutting all the welfare gibs for neets and disabled people. The rest of us plebs and proles will suffer if they get in.
um rorke you have some 'splainin to do
got chaturbate on
>>219570444Made me look lol
leftypol on a rope in a different way
>>219570447Bless you
>>219570407not yet
>>219570439The point of being totally wrong? If all those that voted labour during the last election won Green now like in this election there'll be 400 Green MPs, you mong.
>>219570444Yeah. Honestly thought that pic was taken in America. It’s not just the houses either: the lighting and atmosphere of the photograph seems very American coded.
can't get warm today
just saw mikey walking out of Ladbrokes, splashed his emergency £15 loan on Spurs staying up
the purchased Chinese 'yboard
>>219570392Green and labour will win in paki places. But theyre self ghettoised into big cities thats not a majority of seats
>>219570496christ you're illiterate
forget a lot of you people don't exist in the real world
cor lads get in it's friday
>>219570501I actually did this once too. Got a £50 emergency food and electricity loan from the council then lost it all in 10 minutes playing double bubble slots.
>>219570521I only exist in your head and can I say what a nice place you've made of it xx
>green wins>they bring in more browns>reform wins>they bring in more brownswow what a choice
its over rorke
>>219570531thank you friend, i try to keep mentally tidy x
>>219570527was just saying this in the office kitchen
australia proudly boasts one of the world's finest train networks in the world.just compare it to that of the likes of nepal, fiji, etc.. we're doing well.
>>219570527
>>219570507hardware level keyloggers worth it for RGB troonlighting I reckon
>>219570507looks like a standard british keyboard mate. you got done
>>219570532>47.5% voting turn outWell maybe people felt like that. More like people are just lazy and stupid
>>219570565jesus I have. what a catastrophic blunder!
>>219570549don't need trains anymore. here in the first world we have these things called cars. its like a train you can drive yourself but you aren't confined to one track. much handier. you should look into them
bought a BMX for £30 in Gorton in 2017. it was ok
Very well said Humzo
>>219570568it was a higher turnout that at the GE
>>219570402country continues to go to shit if reform or restore win too
>>219570507those aren't chinese letters
>>219570588Have to admit he’s got a point
>>219570527https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6n2NcJ7rLc&list=RDU6n2NcJ7rLc&start_radio=1
Had to go into town just now because the council office is only open between 10am and 3pm on weekdays for some stupid reasonFucking hell, the state of some of the native underclass in this city is unbelievable Shuffling, dysgenic, toothless zombiesI only go into the city centre on weekends usually when other humans must dilute the shambling hordes of the "working class"
>>219570595Chinese don't use letters
>>219570588Cracking take
>>219570588yeah cause they all voted for gaza didn't they humza
>>219570601Love how our chuds have so much more whimsy and ability to laugh at themselves than those toxic American incel chuds
>>219445782 >>219445782 >>219445782
>>219570628as peng as that is, it isn't the new!!
Wish I didn't have to sleep so I could spend even more time posting on /brit/
>>219570606thats crazy
>>219570628another gimmick turned ocd self harm ritual in record time
>>219570623https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pDSErKRaTMQ
>>219570588It is strange that greens urdu video for the campaign didnt feature zack polanski or anything about their support for lgbtq++ It did have pictures of keir starmer and modi. Lammy and Netanyahu Strange
>>219570647you're always such a miserable downer aren't you
>>219569525BRITS OUTEU OUTPAKIS IN
>>219465795 >>219465795
>>219570681>>219570681
New>>219570679
Get them olderGet them fatterGet them balder
>>219570665No not really What makes you say that?
>>219478208 >>219478208 >>219478208
>>219570549trains are easy in a country where there's only 5 places to go
