worm edition
How’s life in breadsbury?
Still screaming at how DTFIC randomly remembered one of my posts from six months ago yesterday and then had a gigameltie because he was embarrassed about revealing his power level
>>219570699new
get the missing cuties posted
>>219570681I look like this and act like this
>>219569480>"more ethnics voted for labour and greens than reform and that's bad">more whites voted for labour and greens than reform but we ignore that part
They call me dr worm
>>219570681*gets out my phrenology kit *Hmm yes. Good aryan skull shape this
paging Dr Worm, you are needed urgently in the dirt
>>219570681lad looks like he's about to drop a super sheep on me
YUNO IS SO BEAUTIFUL! MY WIFE FOREVER
>>219570727He's done his 23andme
it was my understanding that we had an agreement
BREAKING: Reports of mortar fire as Denton launches a ground attack on Gorton.
>>219570703That was me who remembered it and it was because another anon mentioned it previously. Also it wasn't even your post. WTF is a DTFIC?
>>219570681never seen a neck with a face on it before
>>219570703except the opposite happened and we all laughed at you for being a massive loser
>>219570754alri Peter
>>219570763maybe the shittest painting of all time
the british taxgayer
Gonna try viagra later ladsI've got 50mg tablets but thinking of splitting it in half for the first timeShould I be nervous?
>>219570763I'm not gonna sit here and pretend she isn't fit
>>219570717>>more whites voted for labour and greens than reform but we ignore that partEh?
>>219570703Sc
played too much black flag yesterday now I have assassin's creed fatigue
>>219570778I thought you were at work?
>>219570778KILL YOURSELF
>>219570760More pretending not to know a thing
>>219570744Based>>219570763>piss-ACK!
>I’m not DTFIC, there are actually two mentally ill Canadians on here with the same dollhouse obsession and identical posting styleMy favourite of his copes, hands down haha
>>219570717>If i arbitrarily conflate 2 parties they out voted this other one and it proves my point.Very good
horrendous thread atmosphere
>>219570806Nothing comes up when I google it and the archive is full of schizos accusing each other of being it What does it mean?
>>219570816you come off as the mental one in this exchange
>>219570763you just know shes got a bf going "omg babes that's so good you should be a professional artist yeah"
>I have in depth knowledge of my dollies and their posting history but I simply don't know what you mean when you call me the thing you always call me good heavens whatever does it mean?
imageboard not postboard
gonna be a dollhouse meltdown thread is it
Can someone else tell me what it means then?This guy is having a breakdown
*smashes dollies together*and then I said no you're mentally ill NO YOU ARE
>>219570856>please don't point out how mentally ill I am
>>219570840Idk why you defend dtfic but it's a bit weird and I'm not even the person you're replying to
is sc pronounced scuh or scee
>>219570856Screamingggg
Another paki owned fish and chips gets a terrible review from r dannyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dctojx-vaNI
>>219570841she is a professional artist
>>219570863shit animalshit image format
>>219570856>>219570864>>219570873>>219570885freakazoids
>>219570819The post implies that reform only lost because browns voted for greens and labour. but the graph also shows that more white people voted for labour and greens than reform too.
>>219570882ss-k
yankposters don't even engage with the schizos hereif it weren't for gingerpedo we'd be model /brit/izens
>>219570882sss-k
>>219570876Just an observer mate
the attractive Portuguese lass at toil jogged, literally JOGGED to catch up with me x
>>219570856He’s just deeply ashamed of his behaviour but is unable to stop and this is the only cope he has left
Pakis are the worst at fish and chipsAmazing at everything else
>>219570894More like Fanny. Only got as high a review as it did because the owner was stood right there
>>219570863
Delusional yank FOY
Actually had a dream last night that her and I were passionately kissing in bed and then we had sex and I came inside her and got her pregnant and we got married, had 3 children and lived out the rest of our days in bliss
>>219570898selling a handful of paintings to family and random simps doesn't count
>>219570922kill all white women
>>219570922she's got a strong jaw
>>219570856Kek
upsetting and alarming the womenfolk
It seems I have struck a nerve.
>>219570939You would marry your hard drive if you could
wonder if anyone has any indepth knowledge of mejust a random anon who posts here every day
>>219570885>>219570959it wasn't even a little bit funny if we're being honest
>>219570907>The post implies that reform only lost because browns voted for greens and labourAnd its true? Youve still added two parties together for no reason. More browns voted for Greens.
I’ve won :)
>>219570972got an ssd haven't I
centrist political punditry reaching new heights of stating the obvious
Rupert Lowe's inquiry has revealed that not only is the entire UK state apparatus, including local government, judiciary, CPS, BBC and law enforcement working with the Paki grooming gangs, virtually every British adult above the age of 20 - including those posting here - is complicit. There isn't a single Britroach alive who isn't a rape apologist nonce who supported and defended the Pakis, and are still actively doing so
multiple melties going on
>>219570943why would it not count
>>219570992Won what?
yeah fair enough you can look at her and call her a hard drive but in his eyes she's a solid state
>>219571000ok
>>219570978Maybe keep your autismo power level hidden if you don’t want us to laugh at you? Not hard is it.
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>219570974you like bananas
Trying not to eat this whole packet of digestives
wfh todayIt lush
>>219570920"Ola anon i think you sat on some chocolate theres a brown stain around the back of your trousers"
Blacks built britain didnt they
>>219571007they're buying the paintings cause they're family or simps, not because the art has any value
>>219571025hs?
>>219571009A lot
>>219571042Sure did. They also built the pyramids and Rome
>>219571009you’ll see when the time is right :)
>>219571066ktim
>>219571025Why be friendly about it
the scrandemic
>>219571041um no we actually talked about the gym and I said I bet you just stand there taking pictures and it made her laugh x
>>219571044well that's an opinion and has nothing to do with her being a professional artist or not
>>219571068Love a wee bit of pepper
>>219571055Such as?>>219571062When's that then?
Get some mayo on there so we can say elton
>>219571033fucking hell how did you know
>>219571068genuinely just gipped in my mouth
>>219571072doubt it>>219571083ok if you say so
>>219571068type of meal that makes jfs say "Brits eat like there's still bombs dropping on them"
>>219571010I appreciated this post
>>219571068did you dig that thing on the left out of your garden lad?
we at /brip/ wish haru "squibby" urara happy birthday
>>219571093believe it or don't, makes no difference to me
>>219571086Victories
>>219571085https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpiLWi6wlIs
>>219571128Avatar
>>219571129yeah it does
leftypol doing gay little moans while eating a banana
>>219571135Are you telling me you are trying to "win" at /brit/?
>>219571154No?
>>219571083anyone can slap paint on a canvas but if there aren't any regular pundits willing to pay for it then you can't really call yourself a professional artist
>>219571068Did you spill cinnamon on your steak pie?
showertol looms then i need to go round my sisters
>>219571147Heard this video far too many fucking times that it makes me angry
>>219571154You've lost
>>219571160Why are you unsure?
>>219571147kek black Americans are so funny
>>219571182I am not unsure
>>219571072>i think youre a vacuous shallow poserUm why did you say that to her? Do you hate her?
>>219571171ever?
>ywn walk the grounds of the London England Template with a qt protogf that you met on the Mutual LDS dating app
melty! *jumps up and down* haha melty!!!
>>219571180Lost what?>>219571187Well what are you trying to win?I didn't know we were competing.
It's party time.
>>219571171she fit?
>>219571203I win a lot of things
>>219571193enjoyable video makes me feel good
>>219571193haha look at her go!
curry wrap for lunch
>>219571161Van gogh only sold like 2 paintings in his life. One was to his brother. So not an artist?
>>219571193Tiktok dancing on Rorke's grave
>>219571203Shame
>>219571215I doubt that, you can't even name one thing you've won.
>>219571193white women yearn for islam
>>219571223Done that cunt
>>219571204don't remember agreeing to these principles
>>219571190it was a joke lad, it was said in a tongue in cheek way and she obviously saw it that way too because she laughed instead of being offended
>>219571236How so?
The day when the dreaded email from HR hits the inbox and the calls from family and friends start piling up is coming
>>219571219Could you explain why ?
>>219571205Diego to the left checking the thread
>>219571193nooo women can't... no!!!!!!!!!!
>>219571231You won shame? That doesn't make any sense. >>219571253Well you haven't named even one despite me asking, for starters. That implies you're actually a loser who is seething right now.
nth for the gyaldem
>>219571247She awkwardly laughed because she was so shocked you said something so rude to her. Youve fucked it mate. She'll never make you pastel de natas now
>>219571223right well that's me sent into the stratosphere
>>219571255i'm a gay little poof x
>>219571255>why ?VPN off froggy
we at /brit/ ...would like to wish a very happy 30th anniversary to...pocket monsters ... !!!
>>219571273How am I seething?
>>219571273Shame
rorke lost
>>219571285
>>219571277it was a hearty laugh not a nervous one, I know the difference lad. She replied "no I don't do that but if I did I'd get lots of attention~"
>Oscar tells BBC Newsbeat that his friends who are migrants were “scared” of Reform getting in.:(
How the fuck did Greens get the pakis to vote for them? The idea of conservative Muslims voting for the Greens is hilarious.
thinking I'll get the booze in and watch that pub stream to feel like I'm there
>>219571297You're still avoiding the question, it's classic seethe.
in love with the cute polish girl at work
Here Comes Your Scran
>>219571329All you need to do is be very pro Palestine
>>219571323I'm scared too but for different reasons
arse
>>219571338get it on the big telly and watch it standing up while holding your pint
>>219571341Which question am I avoiding?
>>219571323We stand with you Oscar. We want MORE migration, MORE migration!!!!
>>219571357interesting hypothesis
>>219571305What are you ashamed about, anon?
>>219571193>time and again its people strugglingYeah so your policies?>and i think back to times i struggled But how are you going to help people struggling? But what are you going to do to help people?>muslim people have really helped meOk thats great but what are you going to do?!*starts dancing* um maybe legalise all drugs?
>>219571343promising gimmick. let's see how it evolves of the next few months.
>>219571255people dancing and having a nice time and just getting onwhy would it not make you feel good
>>219571338>>219571358scream
Desperate to understand canadian
>>219571193women are fucking mental
>>219571381Just American but say pronounce out as 'owt'
>>219571128+1 to her birthday count
>>219571363What it is that you won.
>>219571375Depends on the context
>>219571358and if someone says something funny I'll laugh and say "oh that's funn--" before being interrupted by someone else on the stream
>>219571343err sorry I've already cornered the market in toilfu blogging, on your bike mate
>>219571395The answer is a lot, which I have already given.
>>219571347
>>219571370I was giving you a clue but if you're going to be like that I won't help you
>>219571358kek
>there was only one sensible candidate standing in Gorton and Denton, and it was Charlotte Cadden - a former Deputy Chief Inspector, a mother, a woman who fought for single sex spaces and dignity for women and girls. While the other parties race to the bottom, Charlotte embodies the new Conservative Party.*gets 700 votes and doesnt get the deposit back *
>>219571407Yet you can't name one thing you won. Not even one? Makes me think you're lying, desu.
>>219571422that's a man
hey G would you make me a sandwich?
>>219571437Why should one be named?
>>219571422Shut the fuck up you Green-voting Paki-loving grooming gang nonce apologist
>>219571329https://x.com/GuidoFawkes/status/2025936091652501524https://www.spiked-online.com/2026/02/24/the-greens-shameless-embrace-of-islamic-sectarianism/
>>219571193Don't look rorke
>>219571414Honestly, I think you're just trolling. None of your replies make any sense.
watching the Pokemon Direct!!!
>>219571290I can`tBelieve .. My firstPocket MonstersgameWasPocket Monsters Yellowok .. On The Game Boy Dot Matrix Game Console ..Pikachu couldLearnSurf !!
>>219571422what is that
any other evil bastards in
>>219571447Dunno
Despy is so mentally ill in an entertaining interactive way lol
>>219571460Believe what you want you haven't endeared yourself to me
>>219571452Because conservatives will save us..
>>219571458Mental
>>219571490I win again.
Madame Prime Minister
can't remember the last time I replied to someone. don't even bother replying to replies to my posts lol
>>219571494>>219571502Okay Got any plans for this evening?
>>219571523Yes.
drinking from a metal straw like the good boy i am
>>219571521why?
>>219571529you a vampire thenwhy else would you need a metal straw
>>219571458Yookay
>>219571529great tool to snort drugs with
>>219571526Nice
>>219571517why she look 50 tho
>>219571546don't question his posting practices
breaking news: brown people don't want to vote for racist political parties
>>219571557Thanks
>>219570698where?
>>219571546I'm a selfish tedious little dullard
>>219571560Gingers age poorly
>>219571594I don't agree sorry
Saw an old bloke walking with a zimmer frame, yeah not odd at all of course, but he was wearing a MAGA hat, bit bizarre to see irl desu the writing really pops out
>>219571560She's probably vegan
>>219571596Did you enjoy your McDonald's
honestly dont care if its greens, reform or whatever just dont want labour or tory
>>219571621Yes
>>219571632Oooo, chimpanzee that! Monkey News
>>219571632If Greens somehow won the GE it'd be hell, we'd become Pozzland
mousey is a loveable rogue
>>219571634Good
>>219571592Ktim
>>219571635what the fuck are you on about
>>219571645Ok
>>219571632we need moderate centrismvote lib dem
You can put your trip back on It's almost time to blog about lunch
>>219571290HBD >>219571464Ktim
won't be voting for anyone until there's a party that advocates for the incels
>>219571632reform are the tories
>>219571635howling>>219571655fonc
perhaps eating an entire mushroom pie for breakfast was a mistake
In town anyone want out x
it was all murder documentaties on last night
>>219571677Which dolly is it this time?
>>219571674We need a party in the middle that isn't Lib Dem
>>219571682hmm yes advocate for a voting bloc which never leaves their smelly bedroom let alone 4chan nor even votes
>>219571711Sounds based
>>219571703LONDONONDON
>>219571705What's that?
i'm voting for ...the magpie party !!!
>>219571697One marmelade please mate
party for cuties
>>219571711i would vote if someone spoke to my concerns x
>>219571725they have concerned mothers and fathers to vote for them
>>219571711tbf courting non-voters is probably easier than trying to turn people who would normally vote for a different party
>>219571697hull looks quite peng
name a better song than misery business by paramore
>>219571591Sorrin i meant bredbury, manchester
>>219571697hulllad :3
>>219571776Did she open a briefcase of stolen diamonds
>>219571786scatman's world
>>219571786can't be done sorry
>>219571786used to knew a bloke who thought pumped up kicks by forster the people was the greatest song ever made
>>219571776when your pen explodes in your pencil case
>>219571786Last Days of Humanity - A Divine Proclamation of Finishing the Present Existence
https://youtu.be/rV0cm5FXsCQ?si=gJcPD1MSxZlKKC5-https://youtu.be/rV0cm5FXsCQ?si=gJcPD1MSxZlKKC5-https://youtu.be/rV0cm5FXsCQ?si=gJcPD1MSxZlKKC5-NEW
fithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLwlFLvCywU
people will watch a chinaman eat steamed willies then say britain has the worst food
Remember Rick rolling?
Tell me about longford.
>>219571823s
More of a libsmart than a libtard me
>>219571786"Lions Writing The Bible" by The Third Eye Foundation
>>219571786*farts into a microphone*that should do
>>219571735posted an ugly man again award
ate some yank chocolate and now i can't stop shitting
>>219571786Polynomial-C
Turriff looks like a nice place to live
I'm not gay.
>>219571786Bladee - Gluee
>>219571849whos Rick Rolling?
>>219571880mental how fucking dogshit yank chocolate is
What about chudleigh?
>>219571682any party that panders to muslims will be good for incels in the long run
>>219571908i literally live like 10 minutes away from chudleigh 0_0
>>219570679>>219570679>>219570679>>219570679
so ash ketchum would be 40 now that's mad
>>219571882based
everyone gearing up for the new or what
>>219571929umhi
>>219571966hello!
>>219571892
