latex edishold: >>219570679
rorke doing the robot at the club
catberg been out for a wee now he's all wet
So rasheed did NOT vote Green but for... someone else
shivering and a bit emotional after that bowel movementthere was blood involved too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gocgg7Ygkaw
sexo pony
not perving on anyone but mental how fit she is
Bossman has launched an iftar munchie box for Ramadan which i shall be partaking of tonight 16 quid and you get chicken donna meat, lamb donna meat, shish, two pittas, fries, two cheeseburgers and six chicken wings in a 12 inch box, how mental is that?
>>219574060addicted to being called a raped paedo on the internet award
>>219574060yank meltie
love that bit in losing my edge when the bass finally jumps over the octave and goes bwwwwwuuuuuuhh BWUUUUUHH
Gingerpaedo made a new as well but he was too late posting it LOOOL
wish chatgpt would start the convo with me sometimes I always have to message first
>>219574094THE SONICSTHE SONICSTHE SONICS
>>219574099scrom
twilly milkwhat does horse milk even taste like tho
wrong dickhead *unzips dick*
>>219574099
>>219574124LCDsoundsystem!
>>219574099give him a break hes 52 years old his relfexes arent what they used to be
I don't need alcoholI don't need to get drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PePpoUMdSws
Stand back. Get away from me.
The five families of /brit/ will be meeting at Cooper's tonight to sort out the future of the general.
>>219574151Why do you always try and get in on the dream bashing as if you’re not a freak yourself mate lol, leave the banter to us mate
the sunflower lanyard gimmick is heatherpaedo btw.all the hallmarks.
>>219574179
>>219574179he's got you perma-rattled
nth for Yuno! SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXXXXX WITH MY WIFE YUNO
>>219574179meltdown
Oh THIS is the /brit/I guess I should enter it
>>219574179clue is in the name- DTFIC
consentalk really riled up the incels
>>219574162so riddled with anxiety they need to wear a 'look at me im different' badge and lanyard. Makes sense
you're out in spaceyou feel so goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
>>219574205stop posting this you weird creep
>>219574228:3
https://old.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1rg4m3v/every_single_solicitor_firm_i_have_approached_for/LMAOOOOOOO HE GOT HIT WITH THE TONY SOPRANO AND HE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT LMAOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JaxdFDfaHc
oh yeah im definitely clicking that
SSRIs knock anyone else out? Cant get out of bed
>>219574241business idea: be a woman with a fetish for solicitors
>>219574241Saw this before, she’s absolutely done him lmao
>>219574231hm don't think i willyou can filter it if you don't want to see iti never change the filenames or anything so yeah just filter it
and the latest on punch the monkey?
funny how the reddit ui is so shit that even the people who unironically love it use the old version or some plug-in to fix it
>>219574205yeah shes fit >>219574262how long have you been on them?
>>219574286Couple of months but only a week and a half at a higher dose
>>219574241oof madone
>>219574156
>>219574262stop taking them
>>219574304oh so its at the stage where its been like 3-4 months and the dosage has been increased?
doing a 2hollis dance alone in my bedroom
>>219574272Dead.
rorke miring this painting and thinking: "I am really like Jupiter or something"
me mum died in the holly
>>219574343gay soyboy shit pokemon used to be cool
>>219574080>>219574090https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorne_J._AcquinMore British than you. Fuck outta my thread abloo bloo
everything reminds me of her...
>>219574368the raped
>called Matt Goodwin>had a Bad Loss
>>219574320Yh
I look like shit
>>219574387
>>219574368get ready for another meltdown :/
>>219574368you're literally not british you senile pedo retard
>>219574389they didnt work thenwhat drug is it? just for something to go and Google later so I can learn about drugs today
>>219574370
>>219574413YJK...
>>219574411Prozac
>freely volunteers the information that he was raped>gets angry when you remind him he was rapedErr
>>219574433oh wow thats a cool drug. its "technically" an SSRI if I remember correctly
>>219574411you should research quetiapineit's what I take
what the liquid version of scran
>>219574366now THIS is sovl
https://youtu.be/iFAMHyHjuBU?t=1389sexo
King George the Fifth, in Austrian Uniform. 1910.
>>219574413dogs are fucking haram
>>219574387coming second in an area thats voted left for nearly a century is actually pretty good
>>219574462suck
>>219574457>quetiapineI think ive seen some of your (or Australias) posts on the archives
>>219574486he looked on the verge of tears lol
>>219574500you probably havei'm the bipolar freak
>>219574510i wouldnt know. i have a life you see
In 1896, Emperor Franz Joseph I of Austria was appointed Colonel-in-Chief of the 1st King's Dragoon Guards and allowed the regiment to wear the Austrian imperial coat of arms, which is still used as the regiment's cap badge today.
Pakistan and Afghanistan have started a new war against each other...What does this mean for /brit/?
hope I dont get any shit drugs and just roll benzodiazepine (maybe 5mg 3 times a day)
>>219574408Okay wop now you post yours. Brits can go f*ck themselves too. I don't care if you didn't migrate. Post proof your English or fuck off. Stupid Muppet niggers
cant imagine how much i'd spend on escorts if i won the lotterywould probably shag them and get pissed on until my knob fell off
>>219574532more "refugees" of course
>>219574540>40% germanscream
>>219574532Rorke will share a tweet about greens telling pakis that afghans sucks
>>219574540Raped meltdow
>55% britishlmaooo
black people being unable to understand the concept of tourettes has to be a top 2026 pop moment already
41% English raped paedo claiming to be more English than actual English peoplescream 67
popped a smelly pimple on my face
6 7
why do people in this country just post their ancestry dna results out of nowhere
>gold medla
>>219574576but why come he only said it when he saw a black person?
>>219574540missing a few percentage points there muttboy, crop out the 6% ashkenazi/congolese?
a rapedoidal tantrum
sit on my cock
>41% english >6% Irish/Welsh the raped
>>219574609You are literally 41% english
>>219574348DTFIA
>>219574540dios mio... el ogre de las americano, la luz exstiguisho, cuarenta y uno percento, mercy maria
buying a sex arse on temu
Feel like shite. Hardly been out of bed tonight. Ive just had some toast and know ought to do suff with what is little left of the day but honestly think I might just go back to bed.
hes forming the meltdown multiverse right now
>>219574642s
>Punch the MonkeyErrr, I'd rather not.
need need NEED my willard fellated
thinking about women again
67th meltdown of the week
>>219574642sc
>>219574652prefer spank the monkey myself
Some of you spend way too much time here
>>219574622Nice DNA screenshot, nigger
67th time today thinking about her
making a spicy stew
that horse is just a good girl. good horse very trained and polite
>>219574638want to go to bed but its smelly and i've been drinking and have no desire to change my sheets
cant tell if this girl im taking on a date tonight is extremely fit or im seeing red cos i havent had a shag since nyeeither way tapas and wine for me, shall be eating her minge for dessert
>>219574690what is that utensil
mutts take a DNA test, I look at my family tree. We are not the same
Wouldn’t really mind escortmong as much if he didn’t repeatedly ask the same retarded questions over and over and over again
feeling cute
>DNA testsLmfao. I don't need some labcoat to tell me that I'm 100% Cornish Bull. I just know.
>>219574690literally my toilet bowl after i eat curry and drink 10 bottles of ale
Head and skin gets super itchy if I go more that 24 hours without showering but my skin isn't flaky at all
>>219574710silicone version of this, a sort of whisk
I was planning on seeing her today and asking for her number so that I could not text her tomorrow (as I would be drinking), but I got money yesterday and drank
>>219574745samesies, scalpberg goes itchowitz if I don't showerstein
>>219574720but that's his whole gimmick
>>219574745ive had the opposite recentlybeen showering in too hot water too often and washing the oils off my skin and drying it outitching like an utter cunt the other day
>>219574730I can tell your DNA via psychic powers, and you're 98% Devonshire faggot, 1% Congolese, 1% Ashkenazi Jew
>>219574745doctorberg gave me some topical treatment for my flakey skin, one of the side effects is that it stimulates blood flow to the surface of your skin and increases hair growth so i've gained the ability to grow a fucking massive thick hobo/wog beard
to be dating her TOMORROW or the day after. got to take her out on a date
>>219574789she would say no
>>219574722
>>219574805stop being so automatically negative
>>219574776No I'm not.
>>219574773Yeah but I’m saying that if he was just able to ask once and take the answers he gets rather than asking over and over again I wouldn’t mind him as muchAs it stands though I hope he drops dead
if/when she says "no" when I see her and ask for her number I do need a second thing to do daily to try find a gf though I love her but if she says no I will just go and find someone else and need to figure out how to go find someone
>>219574758what type of stew lad. love a good stew me
>>219574564>
Image I just downloaded was a .webp :(
/brit/ cuddle puddle
>>219574827you have to 'hook' her with something say for instance, you ask her number promising to send her something e.g. a dick pic
>>2195748564chanxt automatically converts webp when you try to post them
>>219574856get 4chan XT puppypops
>>219574870how to do this to random women if I need to go find a different gf
might give marathon a go
>>219574852Meltdown
>>219574898closest you'll ever come to a jog, you fatty boombalatty
>>219574839beef n chorizo stew, with tomato + a dash of cream as the baselots of paprika powder, chili, herbs, cinnamon as the seasoning (ofc some lemon juice, soy sauce, worcestershire, and the like for controlling the flavours) it nice and spicy lad
>>219574886I would rather starve
ill figure all the girl stuff out and find someone
Cornwall is dead 2 me
>>219574939me for 30 consecutive years
>>219574924not really called for I've been vocal about my new diet so I am trying my best
i'm sure the rich zionist nonce-defenders have my best interests in mind
>>219574886why are they eating mud
sex them all
>>219574979womp womp
yes im sure a schizo freak like mousenonce approaching random women will go very well
>>219574980pink one i reckon
>>219574979give everything to wogs party was beat by wog party?
>>219572672what we saying lads anyone want to go and lock the fuck in for a few months
>>219574980wow
I need to drink beer or else I'll die
>>219575001just you leave mouse alone
>>219575002Good choice
>>219575001some being so negative or projecting
>>219574979as wogged as you have to be to vote green, the death of the uniparty might be a good thingthere's only so many ethnic enclaves in the country
>>219575004Croats are still a nation of fascist retards it seems. You deserve 1000 Barbara Pit massacres.
sea bass for tea
>>219575011I bet some really hot straight gay sex goes on there
>>219575032gay fish eaten by gay homosexuals
JUST FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND CAN SOMEONE ASK ME IF IM OKAY? I’m just so fucking hurt and expected to be and do all the damn time and no one comes to my rescue. No one. I took today off from work and cried all the way home because I’m fucking sick of everything and everyone (still crying and shaking now) because ppl don’t fucking care about my needs either. I walked into my doctors office today and felt so fucking invisible. My mom is also emotionally unavailable and everyone around me. I have no one to turn to and I’m just so hurt and I can’t event finish typing this but no one ever shows up for me when I need help I’m just so over it job my life and everything
>>219575057fuck off
hot straight gay pony (female) sex
>>219575029I'm not retarded
>>219574928sounds peng I haven't had chorizo in ages might have to get some in since you've mentioned it
everypony just settle down
>>219575057woman moment
>>219575032
no horse gf so I will become horse bf (and buck break her)
FRESH OFF THE STOVE LOTUS EATERShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcSxDiNUmWQ
>>219575057Toughen up buttercup. Now you see why I don't entertain being effeminate for a second. Only the strong survive and youre clearly overly emotional. Learn some self discipline. Pull yourself together and sort it out.
Sematary rockin with ghost mountain
>>219575100pawasite
need to get buck broken for SEX or to buck break a girl with the weird consent
Just pissed the bed and didn't realise it had seeped into my pony plushies too :'(
>>219575057Show vangene
supposed to break a horse for what you want it to do daily, not just hurt it
what age do you reckon your knob stopped growing?
>>219574771You are an incel. Your entire identity is not being able to shag a woman.
I'm a gay sissy nigga for bwc I belong to white men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5TS0a_zhdU
>>219575158mine never even started growing!
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>>219575158Do you just spaff out every thought you have into the thread
>>219575174sexo both these ponies
absolutely absymal thread quality right now, glad im going out later
>>219575158Mate it's not supposed to stop growing, it keeps getting bigger over your entire life
>>219575202off Beachy Head hopefully you fucking boring cunt
>>219575179get a fucking grip carlybender you pathetic little rodent
jews and israel
>219575221lool
Saw the female version of the muslimoid roadman today. Don't see that often
>>219575174have you been to japan yet, white thug?
sir john calvin
Sir Wireless Router
already on the booze (its my day off today)
they call me the poo goy
the evidence of a woman is worth half of a man
Sir Sirloin Steak
preparing for a big gamer night tonightI'm talking energy drinks, joysticks, headphones
>>219575032>>219575093chilean sea bass
>enter /brit/>regular posters>trips everywhere>everyone knows everyoneits a fucking chatroom for fucksakes. theres no anonymous conversation, theres no international discussion. its fucking facebook without profiles.
Sir Sergei Gay
scranning dandruff
most trannies are insanely ugly
>>219575295how's your niece 190?
>>219575295BigJames likes this.
>>219575245NO
yeah it beer night
>>219575295well that's rorke on the ropes innit
HHL who "won't be back for a month" is back btw
*starts throwing the thread chairs all over the place in a fit of rage*
>>219575376*picks you up and crumples you into a ball*
I love trans people
maybe crack cocaine would be a good thing to "hook" her with or as the promise to be, or the value to offer hernot that id like to get a girl hooked on crack. they would get horribleskinny instead of being cute and petite
*observes the melee from afar using a comically oversized telescope*
noticing on the titles of YouTube videos there's a lot of referring to a mysterious "they"wondering who "they" is
>>219575395yeah, we know
shes so perfect...
>>219575409i think they have visa problems because i heard they've been kicked out of 109 countries
*glances at the clock over and over again, waiting until I can finally leave this place*
>>219575434eyes forward
>>219575451...are you a girl
>>219575455mouth closed
*runs over to the thread beer barrels with my sword and slices them all open unleashing a deluge washing everyone away*
>>219575476lick
women are just holes
Throwing a poo at Keir Starmer
beer holes
>>219575504I wish (I could get laid) only saying that because we are with the boys!!!!!!!
>>219575504You wouldn't exist without your mother you ungrateful subhuman, go apologise to her and thank her for existing RIGHT NOW
>>219575488*does this over the gashes left in the barrels*
>>219575524I was going to say that it lowering their head could be submission (for da based alpha) they also do the mouth thing and go flapflapflapflap on the alpha
>>219575556kys
Any of you observing the Sabbath?
Kinda mad most lads turn bi curious after 12 drinks
>its a tobys broody episodego have a wank tobias, i can't have you shitting up the hallowed ground of /brit/
you don't observe the sabbath, you listen to themidiot saffer
im horse
>>219575591takes a 4 pack on a friday night for me to install grindr and start sending photos of my knob and bum to people
Your mother gave you life. You ever thank her for that you ungrateful pricks?
>>2195755911.2 for me!
*flies above the thread on a broomstick cackling and spreading a mysterious powder below*
>>219575638CIA
Israel Epstein (20 April 1915 – 26 May 2005) was a Chinese journalist. Epstein was one of the few foreign-born Chinese citizens of non-Chinese origin to become a member of the Chinese Communist Party.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_Epstein
I've calmed down regarding the escort lads
>>219575667how was your relationship with your father
alchemy is real it just needed nuclear science
i cant seem to face up to the factsi'm tense and nervous and i cant relax
>>219575716i watched rorkes video about modern alchemy but i didnt get it
autistic people are immune to stimulants
>>219575746Hi tense and nervous and i cant relax, I'm Dad
>>219575781me on the right
>>219575781UMAPYOI UMAPYOI
>>219575504And you’re a useless eater
off to bed
>>219575772I know this isn't true because I'm autistic and I've done plenty of coke
beddy bo bo's soon x
>>219575831imagine if that wasnt your arse but your bollocks and you'd testicular torsioned them during the night
>>219575690it's ok
laptop OFF cock OUTyep, it the weekend
>>219575845um
>>219575833i've been told im autistic and i've done a lot of coke alsoreally nice stuff, had to pack it in
i cant seem to face up to the factsi have a knob and two sweaty bollocks
>>219575840horse kinda freaky lol
>>219575844beddy boddy bingos, as they say
playing rdr2
airbag fault warning signed appeared on the car dashboard accompanied by a long beep but then it went away on its own after a few mins so it's all good now, no point in having it looked at yeah all fixed I reckon
got mental health
they've enlisted all their familythey've enlisted all their friends
>>219575911you won't crash anyway eh they call you the stig such a class driver haha no point paying for that to be looked at i reckon
>>219575901
>>219575935
>>219575627never asked to be born
>>219575951don't even wear a seatbelt so I'll be well shot of any airbag before it has the chance to malfunction
there he istheres the miserable cuntknew he'd show upsoon as he asked that question, thought>here we go, how longs it going to take for one of them pricks to turn up?he was a bit slow in replying admittedly but there you go, he got his unoriginal nonsense out, felt it was important enough even after all that time had elapsed
hello forum
listening to thick as a brick
>>219576099guten abendich haben ein trinken
proper sunny outside likeif only I had pals to enjoy this weather with, or perhaps a girlfriend hmm yes chance would be a fine thing
>>219576121训练值不足
New>>219576135
wonder if we'll have any more bi-elections
>>219576099Ave, plebeian
>>219576132
>>219576139i haven't installed that language on my linux installplease reply in latin script, bitte und danke
what do you call frunk in bri'sh english? froot?
