this thread has aura
bit early this
Might learn the saxophone, seems like a lark. Recon people would call me a faggot though and I don't know how I'd handle that.
>>219581979even horses can't stand them
>>219581979hit him back!
scranning my own knob juice!!
Ruby Granger JOI
>>219581994Why do you let what others think dictate your life choices?
>>219581937HahaHe a bad monkey
>>219582009darren's around
>>219582011corrr
>>219582018wish i lookedl ike them
>>219582011don't think she'd know what to say
GET YER COCK OUTGET YER COCK OUTGET YER COCK OUT FOR THE GIRLSGET YER COCK OUT FOR THE GIRLS
>>219581878pajama pants n gray hoodie sipping cafe con oat lechewatchin cortes
Sorry for this post lads but some necessary bookkeeping.The official /brit/ WoW guild for Midnight is "bradley walsh" on Argent Dawn EU.Whisper me if you want an invite.
>>219582040the leg warmers are qt
>>219582040but you never will lmao
oigomore passionmore passionmore passionmore energymore energymore footworkmore footwork
>>219582011probably could do one with AI now
>>219581994we could call you smooth jazz chazz
>>219581864reminds me of those two cholos who went to fight for Assad in Syria
What happened to that Italian astronomer that questioned the solar system?
>>219582040There’s only one person there
bored
>>219582093based
>>219582092your crush is a black man lmao
>>219582105our best fits scare niggas
>>219582133YJK
>>219582133*does this to you*
>>219582069
>>219582133looks a bit like an elf herequite mystical if you ask meand yeah that other guy is right they definitely explored each others bodies
>>219582145hate you so much arianatranny
if you search punch the monkey on google it does a thing
>>219582095Forced to recant his views publicly under the threat of torture and execution if he refused, then kept under house arrest for life.The Catholic Church stopped actively persecuting believers in heliocentrism gradually between 1820-35, but didn't accept the heliocentric position until 1992.
noticing the flapping pigeon under the window
earth is flat
>>219582181they should murder it with a club
>>219582173@grok make her do a sph joi
Oasis....Biblical........
>>219582212your mums arse is flat
>>219582204what
>>219582106
>>219582173grow up fucking bitch
>>219582181i LOVE punch the moneyi would KILL EVERY MONKEY THAT HAS BULLIED HIMi WOULD SHOOT THEM WITH AN AK-47
I prefer goat cheese because the molecules are smaller than cow cheese
>>219582252sothis is the cronem
Me in 2015: Undergraduate. Ketamine. Wetherspoons. Rocking out at the Yung Lean and Bladee concert in Bristol.Me in 2026: Professional. A green tea. London. Member of Restore Britain. Listening to Roxy Music in my study.
>>219582170love u :>
>>219582254make killer traps like in the nam war, maybe some of the monkeys will learn how to make them for future monkeying around
>>219582268How long do you spend per day looking for just the right photo of black men to post here?
>>219582278>Me in 2015: Undergraduate.already a year out of uni at that stage
speaking to some of my old mates tonight and fuck me they're some unlikable cunts these daysbut we dug coal together and all that so fair play i wish them all the best
Do zoomers still play fortnite and roblox or what do they do these days?
NYOOOOOO
>>219582286what is wrong with you
>>219582281remember when he gangraped and killed that bloke at his house
Screaming
i've been working at the same job since 2014
>>219582302yeah they’re adding tung tung tung sahur to fortnite
GaryEats' COPD sex arse
If an animal is smart enough to masturbate you shouldn't hunt it or eat it.
>>219582281unc got shook
>>219582337s
>>219582173I'd eat her shite
the PB
best game of all time
>>219582282genuinely hope you drop dead you wretched tranny cunt
>>219582373Very evil thing to say. Seek help.
>>219582278was in secondary school in 2015
https://youtu.be/gAamwq5d018
The Moccasins.
Mummy Truss commands you to breed.
>>219582373what's got you so upset puppypops
ASMR
>>219582406fuck off arianatranny
>>219582405She's getting plump
>chaehyun would yoy?
>>219582407any recs?
Not into trannies or gay stuff but I’d give arianaposter a cuddle and moral support
chunk off hazelnut just fell out my arse whilst I was showering and I wondered where tf it came from as I haven't had any for months, but then I realised I had some of mummy's m&s choccy hazelnut bar two days ago so it'll be that
don't blame me, i voted for sir oink a lot
>>219582405She should fuck off to America
right so that's me drinking alone on a friday
>>219582404quite nice them
>>219582278good post
>>219582404a 'sin indeed
what does it mean if a girl at work looks at you like this
Have it on good authority your mum has sucked your dad's penis. With the same mouth she kissed you with growing up.
>>219582431reddit
>>219582425https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1bD2e3ZkaA
>>219582405she should offer practice sessions and britain will be 99.9% native again
neuron activation
>>219582431tired auld gimmick
>>219582455everyone's on a training course and she's got you in to film content for her onlyfans? tell us the goofy sexo's name anyway
>>219582455it means "I want you to rape my mouth in public"
>>219582431British culture meter breaking apart and springs popping out with a bit of steam
infinite money hack: go to the indian reservation with beads, they'll give you gold they don't know how much it;s worth on the market
toilfu talked about her ex bfs huge cock
>>219582405cringing at this mongo larping as a conservative traditionalist underdog against the system
>>219582477genuinely find that smegma cock more attractive than this
>>219582429he’s a fucking 30 year old man obsessed with random posters, drama, discord, ariana grande, carly rae jepsen, trannies and transitioningHe is utterly lost
>>219582439>>219582444>>219582449Thanks fellas.
Anyone else proper fucking hate women?
>>219582477Weeeeeee
>>219582522
Want all Reform voting chud zoomer tradLARPers thrown in a giant blender
>>219582405liz truss is the bastion of family values
>>219582522both built
>>219582533yh
>>219582405Need her squirting twat juice all over my face
>>219582548Too young to remember her premiership are we?
>>219582507not hard considering how hideous this specific one is
>>219582404>>219582530Virginity status?
>>219582486dunnoonly seen her on a tiktok (not hers) where her boomer coworker tells her shit jokes every day
elephant penises are 3-5 feet long and prehensile
at the pub with leftypol
>>219582548>>219582503>shits the bed, economically speaking>it was everyone else's fault but mine
>>219582569what did her premiership do for families?
genuinely dislike women so much that I struggle to get aroused by them any morecan't even remember the last time I had a spontaneous erection
>>219582588Fully in-tact.
>>219582542No such thing mate we're all at Restore now
>>219582498
The honest truth is a good 80%-90% of the British population are retarded.
all the stars are here!
>>219582613
>>219582622mhm
>>219582620Thanks *makes notes*
>>219582619remember when you spent valentines day alone posting about black men on 4chan
>>219582609at the pub with rorke
>>219582643and even on Christmas
>>219582623Holy kino
>>219582609ktim
>>219582624What, you and 3 other 16 year old broccoli cut neonazis all on government watch lists plus old baz with the ai profile picture on twitter?
>>219582533trying not to, a few months ago a girl who i sort of fancied told me under no conditions would she ever be interested in methe kicker is i wasnt even trying to make a move at the time but she must have thought thought i wasso thats the sense of worth in the bin
don't recommend the tesco lamb rogan josh
>>219582631remember when michael gove said “The people of this country have had enough of experts”
every shittle yelps
he was posting on 4chan at midday on Christmas
>>219582636Blue corrrrr
>>219582674haven't had a ready meal in a decadecooking fresh all the way
rorke discussing the situation in the middle east and pronouncing all the names almost too perfectly
just took a shower without /brit/ permission
>>219582674i had it a few weeks ago and didn't like it eitherforgot to post about it though sorry
>>219582631especially boomersI'm always amazed at how older people can barely form coherent sentences
>>219582533Hate to admit it but yes, I’m fucking tired of their bullshit
>>219582613i like degrading stuff
>>219582706you're on thin fucking ice mate
>>219582696M-Mallard?!*eyes bulge out of head*
>>219582631and /brit/ is more retarded than the general population
I fear he will never recover
buck status?
>>219582656>>219582694always makes me laughhow fucked can one person be
Upon arriving at the New World in 1519 and seeing the sheer scale of the blood thirsty Aztec armies, the Conquistador Hernan Cortes, having only 600 men, gave his most infamous order to them upon their arrival at those hostile shores. "Burn the ships."Cortes understood that if the war was to be won, it would require absolute commitment without even the option of surrender or escape.
>>219582683dats fresh
>>219582709I don't recommend their chinese-style chicken curry either, the sweet and sour one is tolerable thoughit's nice when we can bond like this isn't it lad x
spend a lot of time researching how to be a good parent even though I'm not married or anythingjust determined not to be like my dad and what he did to me
>>219582673 what a cuntshould've beaten her
>>219582712>>219582631>boomers to be £7000 a year better off by 2030 thanks to triple lock>welfare budget is over 50% pensions>8% of our gdp is spent on pensions
Do you believe gender dysphoria is a real condition? If so what should be done about people who suffer with it?
>>219582704kek this was me during Christmas talking about the downfall of Assad and Syria
>>219582763thats gay. if you have kids you will just know what to do and find out how you are. unfortunately you dont have a dad and youre male so you will probably be a bad dad
>>219582774yesallow people to transition
Have you guys ever had Salsa Inglesa?
it's mental that tesco pulled out of here yet the building that had the big tesco is still called the tesco building, and they still have a big office and advertise for jobs on trams
always got a bit of stubble after shaving. can never get that last bit off
>>219582769kinda based
got the kino ongenuinely might be the single best video on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3O6bKdPLbw
>>219582769Average pensioner is rolling in money has heating on max and goes on 3 cruise ship holidays a year.Average millennial and zoomer will be very lucky when they inherit a house aged 53 and works doing AI data annotation in addition to the 9 to 5.
>>219582788rorke singing allah souriyah bashar when asked if he liked ethnic music
>>219582806das it!!!
so fucking bored
>>219582798It's not salsa inglesa, it's worcester sauceIt's not crème anglaise, it's custardIt's not calcio, it's football
them latinx can't behave you know
>>219582769the fact that this is against a backdrop of a william hill bookies is poetry
Don't respond to vallartamongHe's our equivalent of a deano in Benidorm LARPing as a globetrotting adventurer He's in the Disneyworld of Mexico where everyone speaks english and lives as a tourismslave for obese americans
He is an Englishman!For he himself has said it,And it's greatly to his credit,That he is an Englishman!That he is an Englishman!
>>219582761that jerk should have been nudging the puck into the net for us, not out
>>219582791i do have a dad but he was 50% abusive and 50% neglectful
>>219582861Do actual humans still watch 2016 grifter slop like this?
>>219582900ok
>>219582911:(
>>219582774i think it exists but would be almost non-existent without 1) porn 2) the idea of transexualism3) generally, the cannibalistic paedophile occultists who run and shape every facet of western culture, society and politics
>>219582906For he might have been a Roosian,A French, or Turk, or Proosian,Or perhaps Itali-an![All]Or perhaps Itali-an![Boatswain]But in spite of all temptationsTo belong to other nations,He remains an Englishman!He remains an Englishman![All]For in spite of all temptationsTo belong to other nations,He remains an Englishman!He remains an Englishman!
>>219582769qrd?
>>219582857mad to think that messi and ronaldo still play football
>>219582769wish I were a proper bloke
>>219582957it's a bad idea actually
>The Lonely Whale: There is a whale known as "52 Blue" that sings at a frequency (52 Hz) no other whale uses. It has been wandering the ocean for decades, calling out for a mate or a friend, but it is effectively speaking a language no one else understands.
>>219582763lots of people who had a bad parents are great parents themselves. you'll be a wonderful dad someday
You get banned if you mention on /pol/ how m00t met with Epstein and how that board was set up the day they met each other and how the logs show Epstein controlled 4chan and Maxwell controlled Reddit to promote Qanon and pizzagate and thereby discredit the notion of an elite billionaire paedo sex trafficking ring by making it seem like schizo nonsense.
The "I prefer Asian women" face
>>219582987I need to fertilize her womb
>>219582983thank you
>>219583003Man City and Real Madrid paired up again Ziedster
Lil monkey fella
Got to remember that Gorton, like most of Manchester/Liverpool is filled with Irish people. They may be “white” but they’re fundamentally anti-British and will usually side with the out-group to “screw over the Brits” even if it means their cities become third world hellscapes.
>>219583030will be a painful watch
might go see the umamusume movie tonight
we're 4 years into the belgian's gimmick. cumulatively that's months of time spent crafting the perfect posts with amazing creative scenarios and a rich story... all to be thrown away with an out of character post on a random sunday.that begs the question... why?
>>219583041i LOVE this monkey so much
>>219582957understandable sentiment but it just provides them with motivation to murder their victims
>>219583058nice
Birmingham back in the day was beautiful. Full of civic pride and a real appreciation of green spaces.What happened?
>>219583067i love you too
>>219583067he's been accepted now, made frends
>>219583089urgh gay
>>219583063>the belgian's gimmick.Wouldn't that picture imply he's actually a Brit?
>>219583063brain snappednun he cud do x
>>219582987she's got a real chip on her shoulder
>>219582994ghislane promoted pizzagate? from what i heard she promoted all the typical liberal reddit stuff like the democrat party, environmentalism (especially saving the ocean) and gays
peng
>>219583107I’m so pleased to hear that
>>219583080Labour happened.
>>219583080Bulldoze it needs a mosque and flats
>>219583135boring white people shit
>>219583137me too
>>219583117seems like it. most of the time he's just your average /brit/izen. he posts bradley walsh and "poo screams" like you or I. but then something happens... when he turns on the flag...
>>219583159i don't care about palestiniansi love punch the monkey
>>219583134On her personal account she did that yes
>>219583159i hear about Palestine multiple times a day
>>219583135spongebob ahh church
>>219583080>a real appreciation of green spacesthought it was always an industrial hellscape. awesome buildings though
>>219583137https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bhh62cyXCNI
playing the new resident evil
>>219583159so fvcking trve abdvllah
>>219583159punch the monkey doesn't want to kill all kuffar so there's that
>>219582994>the logs show Epstein controlled 4chanyou mean the man that could barely type a coherent email was personally moderating an imageboard using their clunky homegrown administration software?
Did you know the first Sikh in the UK was actually a white Scottish fella sent to do some imperial colony bs in India but ended up converting?Don't see many white Sikhs compared to say white Muslims
>>219583236was he ginger? it's important.
>>219583236Seems to be a thing women doLeonardo Di Caprio’s mum is a sikh
>>219583232I'm not implying he was a janitor. Try to think a little, idiot.
The main reason women act like unbearable cunts is because men enable them.Most men are so pathetic that rather than just masturbate or hire a prostitute, they enable awful behaviour by women. That's the reality.
What is gooning though is it just wanking for a really long time
reading about the first chinese person to get british citizenshipmildly interesting
difficult to be dog isn't itlike in some ways its easy because treats and getting stroked but also there's like loads of things going on around that you don't understand or you lack the proper context to really get
Finna be a VTMB weekend methinks
>>219583264what do you mean by "the logs"?
Can a white man like me convert to islam?
>>219583177wouldn’t surprise me. reddit is mostly bots and glowies anyway. they did a thing where they tracked where reddit was most popular in the states and the number 1 place by far was some tiny town in the middle of nowhere with an american military base lol
>>219583301>whats VTMB
>>219583251Hard to tell since this is only picture of him post conversion
>>219583316hola amigo como estas
>>219583334that's actually hitler with a longer moustache and a turban
>>219583301i can't get this to run reliably on wineruns once, next time crashesfurther investigation needed
>>219583324vampire the masquerade bloodlines, old janky game with a cult following
>homer bimpson
horse
>>219583324An gaem us uncs used to play back then
>>219583315Anyone can convert but remember once you do the penalty for leaving is death.
>>219583355>>219583364oh I think I saw some YouTuber play that shit game and cant be bothered playing it desu
half life 2now THAT was a game
>>219583358
>>219583343yeah not bad yourself?
>>219583409these are sexy too
>>219583380https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLp6vQ6_yKUthis is the best part anyway
Since turning 29 I've been called "unc" a lot when mentioning games and media I grew up with. Kinda hurts ngl.
Why was David Lynch obsessed with really shit and cheap looking special effects?
>>219582230how is this still up
would
>>219583423lynched
>garry's modalright grandad let's get you off the be->before that toilet thing from a few years ago*heart monitor flatlining sound*
someone vocaroo this in the style of rock dj by robbie williams:You got no love, then you're with the wrong man it's time to move pon bodyIf you can't get a girl but your best friend can it's time to move pon body
>>219583403so boringthe fucking canals
>>219583423CGI didn't become a thing untill the late 90s.Most his works were filmed before that period.Plus there's just something charming about practical effects that suits his aesthetic.
>>219583441I was mainly thinking about twin peaks season 3. It was 2016, there was no excuse
skibidi toilet good meta piece (we have reached a point)
>>219583442i played garry's mod in 2010 and i used to put down a load of bombs and explode them :-)
>>219583403Unc
My favourite childhood games were all bargain bin slop for the ps1 and ps2
>>219583450https://vocaroo.com/17bhYp7CLTJH
>>219583410muy bien, nosotros tomamos cuba ahora, comprende?
that's itthis is an unc generalWoW, Half Life, Deus Ex, TF2, these are our gameswe like dark knight, we like 2000s films/brit/ is an unc general, we need the children to fuck off now *plays some skrillex*
>>219583423He had a good artist persona that people loved, the quality of his work didn't matter.
训练值不足
hi everyonecan i get a hello
>>219583543/waves
>>219583543HelloIs there anybody in thereJust nod if you can hear me
sexo would WOULD
>>219583460Lynch’s legacy has cast him in a light above criticismHe could have shit on a plate and his fans would tell you it went over your head and you were lynched for saying it smelled like shit
Sir Holly Willoughby
fuck palestine :)
reckon my cat knows i love her
>>219583423I once watched a series of deleted scenes from fire walk with me thinking it was the entire film. I thought it was very confusing and non sensical even for him
NEW>>219583573>>219583573>>219583573
>>219583558
>>219583512Skrillex was always shit>noooo his early stuff!don’t care fuck off
>>219583504cuba is big, but you are very fat, so maybe you’ll manage it
