Pre-Columbian America edition
would her
>>219583573What are the pits for? Keeping women?
drunk enough now and risk being ill or sick tomorrow if i drink more
What's your vice, lads? I do hope it's something patriotic!
demi sexual ace adjacent plus sized power bottom coming over soon
she got dat yung yung dat fresh fresh dat afterpartyshe got dat afterpartyshe got dat afterpartyshe got dat yung yung, fresh fresh, here we go, go compare, round the world, just in time, nice n fresh she got dat afterparty
>>219583573>housed over 100 people. Wow
Imagine taking medication to stop your hair falling outAccept it like a man
>>219583605video games built for windows xp and vista
Down in the dumps lads
>>219583573What did they eat
Speed cameras in Buckinghamshire guide if anyone is interested:https://www.bbc.co.uk/threecounties/read_this/2002/09/bucks_speed_cameras.shtml
>>219583610vocaroo this for us crodie
>>219583627corn
brb forum time to shower and go take the bus to see the tachyon movie
>>219583617It's a fascinating site in an isolated and beautiful location. You're probably a w*Lsh historylet anyway.
Rorke literally just getting fucked up the ass
I'd give her snizz a kiss.
>>219583648sexo agnes
>>219583624cheer up
>>219583648make sure you get butter flavoured salty oil
I am not crazy! I am not crazy!I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216 one after Magna Carta, as if I could ever make such a mistake.Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.You think this is something? You think this is bad? This - this chicanery?He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that?No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him, and I shouldn't have!I took him into my own firm... What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change!Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer...But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke!I should've stopped him when I had the chance and you - you have to stop hi-
>>219583573GOOD EDITION
>>219583652I can drive 10miles and see more impressive 13th century buildings
>>219583624what's wrong, la?
>>219583659>*sniiiiiiiiff*
>>219583627corn, potatoes, chilli peppers, llamas, game such as tapir as in the kino “apocalypto”, fruits, fish
There's literally no point in trying to be kind to prostitutes. They don't reciprocate it. They complain about clients but then act like cold hearted cunts and stonewall you when you send them a nice message.They're mentally damaged slags incapable of forming a connection or holding down a real job. They don't deserve happiness.
might be gay lads
>>219583682>Llamas in colorado
any corn man in
Spurs are going DOWN
still unsure how royal blood have made a sustaining career out of that sound
>>219583694bro jumped in a puddle then moaned about being wet
I was feeding a fox tonight and the friendly local cat appeared and the fox started chasing it and almost grabbed itNever seen a fox go for a cat like that beforeThe cat returned about twenty seconds later like nothing happened
>>219583706i'm a cornbread man
>>219583605crispsgiven them up for lent now though
Arianatranny I know you’ll be here reading this. You should fucking die
>>219583737AWOOGA
>>219583694>Why aren't these ukrainian women forced into sex slavery glad I'm raping their bum hole for £50???
>>219583706Me! >>219583676>>219583573epic
>>219583747horrid boy
>>219583737milk truck has arrived
i only drink coke
>>219583706It's disgusting watching people eat corn knowing it's not going to be digested at all.
>>219583747good psot
>>219583740good lad
Frozen ready meals are nice let's be honest
i like to watch women eat corn the long way
Why did the English cut down the temperate rainforests of Scotland and Ireland?
In porn I've noticed really nice pussies on girls with bums that weren't big and it's making me reevaluate whether big arses are so ideal afterall
>>219583698wanked to a porno but kept looking at the cock again, haven't you
>>219583795have to say inn my experience this isnt true
goyslop shills have arrived
>>219583811come home white man see the virtue in pert little bums leave negro baboon arses to the monkeys
>>219583811small bumssmall titsswimmers bodiesthat's the way
mad how many nice birds there are when youre out drinking
>>219583762Nothing horrid about it when you see how much dogshit that cunt postsEndless drama and attention seeking from the other extraflags freaks
need someone to rap this fast on vocaroo she got dat yung fun, lookin great and dat nanopatesay yea, yea!yung fun, lookin great and dat nanopatesay yea, yea!
>>219583810gdp
>>219583863something to think about indeed
>>219583680feeling… impotent…
>>219583757I'm talking about British ones who think they're special
you can take solace in the fact that I do have my bum out
think from next week we'll engage longwalktoilget the couple kilos shifted in preparation for late spring's hingetoilthe work never ends around here!
>>219583867no one uses Reddit flags anymore unc
i don't understand eyes wide shut, a few rich people are having a sex party, ok so what, leave them alone, they aren't hurting anyone? if anything tom cruise is in the wrong for trespassing
>>219583922mind if I have a small taste?
>>219583903threatened by the black tweenie's blackness?
What would you genuinely do if some fella was at your door like this
>>219583944what would you do if a girl showed up instead tho
If she can do it, I can do it.
so how long before escortmong turns into a Bundy-esque serial killer? Not sure I like this arc
>>219583931Arianatranny doesYou can install it yourself and see. Just switch it on and refresh the page whenever and image of Ariana Grande is posted, 90% chance it’s him
Alysa Liu (Figure Skater) & Glaive (Musician) Rumored To Be DATING
>>219583944be very confused, I live 5 miles from my nearest neighbour
>>219583949imagine dropping a bomb on that fag festwould need to be a firebomb as to burn up all the AIDS infected blood
oh he peekin xx
>>219583939*rolls eyes*go on then
>>219583944Irish diaspora would open the door and welcome him in
Reading the last statement of Sir Francisco Franco, what a lad
>>219583949just looks like a normal afternoon with the boys
>>219583903do some kegels, la
>>219583951thats what i don't get about this wef/jewish planjust import african/asian womenblokes won't get uppity, and they'd get their brown race of golemsbut no, the african men it's got to be
>>219583953he'll do nowtprobablymight end up like the yorkshire ripper a bit
>>219583936the goodest of goyim
>>219583990thats a guy
>>219583999can't have that sorryonly abdul and his cousins
>>219583979kek the repressed man's rage
unpopular opinion but i think there should be fewer pakis in this country
the milf at work reached out and straightened my tie while I was talking today, was kinda hot
>>219584004jews are cool, fuck off
You've proven that you really don't give a shit. I will soon kill what's left of /brit/ forever and never return to do anything great for humanity/the Internet ever again. You're (nearly) all retards, thieves and psycho trolls, and the whole DNS (Domain Name System) is rotten and corrupt to the core. Go fuck yourselves. Seriously. This could truly have been the most wonderful thing to have happened to the Internet since its inception, but instead of the huge success it deserved to be, you actively destroyed it.
>>219584035when "horse medicine"
thats a bloke wearing lingerie
Why have I ended up becoming attached to an escort?Am I normal or is there something wrong with me?
>>219584035need to fuck her up her pony arse
So this is it then, Friday night with your mates
>>219583999protip: they don’t give a fuck about making a “brown race of golems”. they do care about stoking division and creating culture wars
mental that he got away with this
>>219584051youre abnormal
>>219584043ketamine so good>>219584057not allowed
>>219584051shut the fuck up you boring little attention seeking rat, you know exactly what people are going to say to you
>>219584011maybe it's all part of a plan to light a fire under the white man's arse?i don't knowi just know it's been shit since 2008 and hasn't improved
based
>>219584018You could be arrested for that. In fact, you should be. It's very mean. I saw someone on Reddit got the word 'PAKI' carved into their car keys today. Everyone in the thread was encouraging him to tell the police.
>>219584071I would do ketamine desuand would fuck a pony up the ass THOUGH (allowed)
How many girls have been blacked tonight globally
escortlad pls tone it down for the sake of us other punters xx
Midnight snack.
>>219584087>'PAKI' carved into their car keysimpressive craftsmanship if true
The "bots" posting nonsensical off-topic replies (bradley walsh reaction images, racebaiting, etc.) actually are [sub]humans. I thought that they were very well coded bots because nobody in their right mind would sit and do it manually, but… they are. This is my conclusion based on a lot of factors.
>>219584094including your mum? At least one
>>219584089ketamine is really good but i think only the animated ones you should do that toreckon a real one would boot your cock back up into you and give you a fanny
>>219584102right well it's 10pm
Last night I watched Candice Owen's interview with Harvey Weinstein. A better interviewer would have been nice, but it was still very interesting to hear him speak.
>>219584115mare pussy
>>219584070Don't you think it's normal to become attached to someone you've had sex with, cuddled with and talked to for several hours?
>>219584125you know they have like actual entertaining stuff on netflix and youtube and that right? you dont have to watch shite
>>219584137not if you paid for it and they do the same thing with multiple other men every week
giwagwdttm
>>219584100Most men who see prostitutes are scum so I don't care
Oh shit it's over
bet escortmong's tongued her after she's just seen off an old bloke by sticking her tongue up his arsehole at least once
>>219584168Ok this is just rude and simply not true
I think its pretty clever of gays to say that straight men who show disgust towards them are repressed homosexuals. It keeps the hostility and attacks at bay.
Lads I gave the vending machine a quid and it gave me a chocolate bar and I ate it and it was nice and it tasted niceWhat does this mean? Is the vending machine my mum?
duhhh has anyone used viagraduhhhhh should i be nice to a prostituteKILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
>>219584122im a russian agent here to trick you all into voting reform and snp, time zones are different here
>>219584137I assumed you binned this gimmick off last week when you started spamming this image with no texthttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/At-Y6mZ77o3GUUGuKgtJHw/You even changed which emoji she sent you at one pointhttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/GSZOwFar_86HPUXxqEKreQ/
>>219584201probably, yeahsounds like it
>>219584179holy shit is that trump and five old white men?
>>219584108>if truehttps://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1rg0vn5/hate_crime_london_england_what_to_do/it is true
>>219584179NOTHINGEVERHAPPENS
Doing science
>>219584203Is that why you Photoshopped Nigel Farage into the beans?
who here remembers rorke's crush?
educating myself
>>219584242not how double yellow lines work
I don’t think there’s been a more beautiful woman than Christina Hendricks on Mad Men
>>219584242does it bring you comfort to post the same things over and over?do you feel stressed if you don't?
>>219584248keep seeing this fella pop up in recommends but im not sure if I should watch himhes tory and therefore scum but theres a chance hes one of the good ones right
>>219584239he's actually in the toast in this specific one.
if you see the same image more than 3 times here in a day, it's being posted by one of 4 people
>>219584248tissues in the backwhat do you reckon he wanks to
>>219584148Then maybe it's not for me. I just don't see how I'm NOT supposed to get attached.I don't get how the women do it. They must be mentally broken and unable to form any sort of bond.>>219584206She used both emojis in the same text she sent me last week on Tuesday.After our last meeting, we arranged the next meeting by text, but then I wished her well and sent her a heart emoji and she just left me on read so I think she's a cunt again. I thought she perhaps liked me but clearly not.I'm planning for the next meeting to be the last one. I think she treats me with contempt and I have lost my attraction to her if she won't reciprocate basic politeness.
>>219584298gay porn
>>219584273how the fuck don't you know who JRM is
>>219584270very peng womanalways got the impression she'd look weird naked thoughmassive hips and tits but very little arse and scrawny legs
>>219584293who
>>219584231You forgetting America went to war in the Middle East for over 20 years?
persian gf 2026
>>219584302fuck off back to /britfeel/ ruthmong
>>219584312I know who he is I just dont listen to him because hes a tory
>>219584248you’d think some of these Tory shitbags would be concerned that their candidate got less votes than Sir Oinks a lot
>>219584332she looks like she rides horses
>>219584352nah your takin the piss!!!
>>219584330he forgot it like we all forgot about greenland
>>219584273
>>219584302fucking shut up you attention seeking retard
>>219584334don't think it's ruthmong cause he's been posting here for literal years but he's at a similar level of obsessiontruly deranged individual
>>219584083Nice jumper that
>>219584347well she didn't did she? she came a strong 4th with 700 votes
>>219584373*takes a picture*
>>219584302Why were you just spamming the emoji with no text though? I thought your gimmick was you only ask for advice?
>>219584051*puts on psychiatrist hat*you have spent many years lonely and starved of affection, with little to no memories of pleasant times spent with the opposite sex. When you visited the prostitute, she was Iikely the first woman to ever be sweet and loving to you (obviously standard procedure for a whore to be complimentary and affectionate with her client but you seem to be blind to this or simply too stupid to realise). As a result, you have instantly become totally infatuated with her to the point of borderline stalking in a really quite pathetic way, what's worse is you now seem to have switched to hating her for "rejecting" you despite the fact a relationship was never on the cards in the first place.
>>219584083How did they go from "far right" Gert Wilders to this?
>>219584359from another age this image, back when we all thought boris was going to fix everything and be PM for 20 years
unpopular opinion: zoomers are actually very funny
>>219584395wilders turned out to be useless
>>219584378probably notdoes the exact same thing of ignoring/rejecting feedback and asking the same questions over and over again every day as if it's only just occurred to him though
In the next edition there are going to be a few home truths shared in this general! Some of you have gotten far too comfortable
for me, its blowing things out of proportion especially when a girl is nice to me
>>219584298Wanking is a sin thats why he has like 8kids
drinking tea with honey out of my environmentally friendly metal straw
>>219584395gert wilders was never PMthey have some barmy system where the party leaders never become PM
>>219584382 >700 votesbradley.jpg
>>219584407zoomer girls are also really fucking fit
>>219584416common trait for gimmick posters on /brit/ and /britfeel/ unfortunatelypart of it is just trying to wind people up by asking for advice you won't take on things that nobody cares about
Ate some hay, might go for a gallop in the paddock now
dadstein will be waking from his nap any second now and prepared for a 4 hour phonecall regarding the geopolitical climate (he gets all of his news from facebook)
>>219584387My gimmick is pretending to be clueless about social cues, pretending to be be infatuated with a woman that's not interested in me and pretending to get aggressive because of that
>>219584457hello
>>219584451hands off unc
>>219584459for me its X (Twitter)
>>219584428why would you drink tea with a straware you one of those homersexuals
Rationalism was a mistake.
>>219584382>there was only one sensible candidate standing in Gorton and Denton, and it was Charlotte Cadden - a former Deputy Chief Inspector, a mother, a woman who fought for single sex spaces and dignity for women and girls. While the other parties race to the bottom, Charlotte embodies the new Conservative Party.This is what are Kemi said about her
>>219584473Um… hi?
Green 2029
>>219584451they seem to hate men a lot or at least pretend to
>>219584493Explain why you think so
>>219584499horse fella hey
>>219584422I went to an all boys school for 7 years and didn't talk to a girl my age for about 5 years then went into uni and in a tutorial one of the girls put her hand on my shoulder for a moment and I started violently shaking and hyperventilatingin retrospect she definitely noticed and it was very weird
he seemed impressed by the way you came in
>>219584498The new Conservative Party that comes 4th with 700 votes
>>219584488are you coming on to me?
>>219584514lots of gay shagging i bet
Well that’s the cogito ergo sum fella innit it
it's just a jump to the left
>>219584493“give her the dick”
Best Of episode of Graham Norton so Diego's gone into hibernation
Ok who is ruthmong
>>219584452>/britfeel/i thought i had seen the last of this shit when i left that place forever
>>219584514I would probably do this but it mightve been best if I gaslit her into being the weird one for doing it (also breaking the touch barrier)
>>219584529there was a lot of that going on (especially among the rugby lads. wronguns the lot of them) but I did not partake
Doing the Hannah Montana gitterbug dance
might retire the "when was the last time a girl" gimmick, doesn't really have legs
>>219584511there are no self-evident statements and even if there were we can't be sure that they're continue to be trueand bad reasoning can always lead you to false even if you start with true premises
is saying "my dad abused me" a secret they are confiding in you
>>219584555unfortunately there's a lot of crossposting nowadays cause /britfeel/ is dead but unfortunately escortmong needs as much attention as possible so he posts his drivel there too
ffsno sport on tomorrow whatsoever
Poo seal gathering dust in the /brit/ attic
>Seeing someone under 6 foot tall
just sneezed a huge glob of snot onto my hand and wiped it on my joggers
need rhian teasdale to batter me sexually
>>219584592run for the hills mate. trust me. don't look back. she'll ruin your life
ok i'll say iteverything before 2012 was better than it was now
>>219584561>but I did not partake
>>219584624I love her actually
>>219584612vile
>>219584484move aside broccoli head, that shaved zoomer twat belongs to me>>219584509Some of them do but the truth is zoomers are stupid and don’t know what they really want so they prime for manipulation so the girls let us uncs shag their lovely wet holes
Sorry babe, I’m breaking up with you cause the lads on /brit/ weren’t happy with how you e been treating me lately
>>219584605Relaxing in the temple of the gimmick of the year on mount olympus
>>219584469>My gimmick is pretending to be clueless about social cues, pretending to be be infatuated with a woman that's not interested in me and pretending to get aggressive because of thatwhat a life
/brit/ = fast /britfeel/
>>219584625Shut it 2012mong
>>219584551/britfeel/ spastic who spends all day stalking ASMR girls from his childhood bedroom and getting riled up at auditing videos
Never streSS
ick
Milk Cat way at the back of the /brit/ fridge next to an expired jar of mustard
mashing up meatballs and feeding them from a dog bowl to a prostitutepaying her to eat it and wag her tail and bark...
>>219584660franz ferdinandinbetweenersfirst run of peep showhalo 3 and reach (2007 / 2010)the strokesfoo fighters ESPGfirst ipod touch
>>219584625wow what a hot take>>219584657
chebs used to be pointy back in the day
>>219584612are they... best friends?
why has he got images of kids saved?
>>219584634I know mate I've been there. you are in the 'love bomb' phase of the narcissist abuse cycle. sharing deep personal and family secrets is a key part of the phase. its how they gain your trust.If you think the worst she can do is just leave you, trust me, it will be worse. she can ruin your relationships with your family and friends and get you arrested on false allegations. if you do something stupid like marry her she can take all your money. if you have kids with her she will just she your kids as a weapon to use against you.
>>219584612disgusting tranny freaks
>UK and US start to withdraw officials from Iran.It's never been more over than it is right now
Wish I could take a hammer to arianatranny’s skull
>>219584716probablybut they've also definitely shagged, gay lads are just like that
might get a last voddy even though im contributing further to tomorrow's hangover(haha)
the clavicular getting framemogged stuff is funny. the minions thing was funny. zoomers are funny
Salary Sacrificing half my wage into seasideMARK's bank account
N
>>219584716They’re roommates
>>219584783Live your myth. In America.
>>219584775(i got the last voddy)(haha)
Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levelsIs Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?
>>219584709bullet bras were fashionable in the 50s
Arianatranny. Utterly worthless human. Should die asap
>Nasa announces Artemis III mission no longer aims to send humans to moonIt's so over
bit harsh.
>>219584773lesbian women >>219584789right would love to rip a few more holes in both their fishnets
>>219584853good!i don't WANT to go to the flipping moon!!
>>219584867die out you worthless tranny cunt
>>219584871cause you're brown
why does leftypol still insist on calling them women like its 2016
Will you lads be choosing Browt, Pombon or Gecqua then?
>>219584889i'm ginger and evil actually
hate walking through town at night with all those roaming drunkards feel so anxious
Will never have a family. Might kms. No wife, no life.
>>219584765jus getting started actually
>>219584897wicked jock beast
just had what might just have been a top 10 all time shag with the gf
wish there was more mental asylum porn
melty
>>219584896Probably BrowtPrefer the grass starters lately but as a teenager I was a firemong
>>219584915fuck off chad
Everyone I know goes away in the end
any phimmy cocks being posted?
>>219584853yeah the lunar mission has been renamed artemis 4 with landing attempts scheduled for 2028
>>219584915this is you
>>219584936fuck off
right how did they get to the moon in the 60s if its so difficult?
>>219584781Zoomer humour brutally mogs Milennial humour.Starting to think that generations follow a cringe and based pattern:Gen Alpha - CringeGen Z - basedMilennial - cringeGen X - basedBoomers - cringeSilent Generation - based
The threads
switch 2 only for new pokemon tho which is unfortunate tbqh
Arianatranny you vile rodent, kys
>>219584888
>>219584967how often do you wank
>>219584986s
>>219584951Seething incel
>>219584988Every day multiple times really
>>219584964>Gen Z - basedno, not even closegeneration of fags
>>219584986fucking kys
>>219584995ok
>>219584958black girl magic
bit tired
>>219585014
>>219584888strong contender for post of the year
>Every day multiple times reallystrewthgive the chipolata a minute off the grill
>>219584958america was desperate to do it because they kept getting mogged by USSR. they went there, realised it's a dead rock and no one gives a shit anymore
>>219584964This makes an incredible amount of sense. The “Greatest” generation were cringe as well
Someone tell me how the Gorton & Denton working stiff benefits from net zero and a rising energy bill? Was this communicated to those fair women of Gorton & Denton?
anime
New>>219585056
>>219585006this post is a criminal offence under the malicious communications act 1988
>>219585034>realised it's a dead rockhad to be there to realise it THO
>>219585068idk even without going there it seems like a dead rock
>>219585050The green party was elected by feminist and muslims who want to destroy the UK. Their policies aren't supposed to be good.
>>219585050>>219585090why do either of you give a fucklittle larping retards, fuck off to /pol/
idk what people are talking aboutdoes anybody want to talk about things from the 2000s?i think i might finish gta 4 again tomorrow
>>219585069i disagree, they are remarkable and very different from millennialsthe brocoli is iconic, their joyful stupidity is unparalleled, they grew up in the world after high speed internet and smartphones and social media,there is a before and afterthere were a lot more subcultures before zoomer uniformity
>>219585090The novara toffs were telling me this was a revolt against thatcherism and a rejection of the neoliberal status quo. Productivity is just one of maggie's evil schemes>>219585116Leftypol is in resurgence because any modicum of political interest is taboo. What do you call a 47% turnout?
>>219585050nobody works in Gorton and Denton it's a dole hole
