When Saturday Comes edition
ridiculously early new
>>219586730right okay so that's me beaten to the new isn't it
might look at the bright rectangle in front of me and then press buttons found below said bright rectangle, and then await for the bright rectangle to change, and then repeat the process as above
They say only the good die youngThat just ain’t right
check out this little bird
https://youtu.be/FDzYuXpyUTI?si=miMNYXdrXakiNflUhttps://youtu.be/KB5TKob9PeA?si=4rE1A5TCu4wfe-mdhttps://youtu.be/jC0pjkRpC6s?si=YOmWQ55rbZEYB3d4
has there ever been a good film about football?feel like it's hard to capture the magic when hundreds of thousands of people watch the real thing every week
thinking really deep thoughts about things of massive importance and meaning and consequence and getting anxious and sweaty
>>219586786Haven't seen any Robins around here since December desu
fucked up my life
>>219586560Ubisoft being a bunch of bitches seethed that most went with Alexios that they made the woman "canon" in the DLC then pulled the same shit with ValhallaIf the twats actually believed they were canon then they would have made the women front and centre of all the advertising
>>219586829same
>>219586819The Damned United starring Michel Sheen and Timothy Spall
Footy commentators be like>Ohhhh you couldn't script thuisI could in fact write a script whereAngus McShitter scores a last minute blooter to win the game
>>219586828saw one today and it was out in the rain :((
>>219586819Bend it like Beckham x
>>219586846feel like every script that can be written has been written by now
>>219586848birds are waterproof mate
my mate got banned from attending rangers games after he chucked a shite at a Celtic fan
>>219586766the demo version is one of her best
>>219586836exactlythey pulled the same shit with the japan gamethe giganigga was an additionbut apparently for hexe, there's only one female protagshame i won't be playing it
>>219586798poppier than I expectedlike all 3
>>219586886I just put you onYou can thank me later (i picked his most listenable songs but you're a Bladee fan so you can stomach unlistenable shit)
>>219586829got to make the most of what you got
feeling trapped by this evil evil zogregime
>>219586819Fever Pitch
i didn't know david bowie had any kids but turns out he had twowow
>>219586900it not right some of these 3 month old songs do better numbers than dg ceothese bloody tiktok kids...
>>219586933you're a tiktok kid yourself to be fair... my ex loved fakemink but to be completely fair i think that they do pay respect where it's necessary you know what i mean
>homer bimpson
>>219586941probably looked at tiktok/reels/shorts for about 2 hours total in my lifeI get sick of the nonstop barrage of videos after a minute
>>219586730BLADES MENTIONED
>>219586963well that has to be a lie because you post videos from instagram reels quite often! same as mebeen getting loads of fucking pony videos after i watched one funny one
preloading some youtube videos onto my firestick to help me bond with gfbergs dadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_PX1cVuaVAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i7ShJrqhTUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86xNR0zQkuQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5k8Su_ek2k
>>219586977I get all my videos from twittergenuinely never got into short form stuff, I'm so out of touch with everyone my age
i dont want to get old
eating pringles no word of a lie
>go to tiktok and search 'gymnastics' hoping to wank to some fit college age lasses in leotards>most results are just little girls doing stretches and poses with adult men commenting heart emojisGrim. Will have to type 'NCAA gymnastics' to filter all that out.
This time last year I'd never even driven on a motorway before. Now I'm fucking running over pedestrians left and right and blasting their wing mirrors off without a care in the world
>>219586902I lost all my friends My sister won’t speak to me
>>219587002i watch lots of instagram reels because they're funnyprobably the only short form videos I can actually enjoy. Mainly because the algorithm is extremely acute and somehow knows what you find funny. All the videos I posted lately are from IG reels, they were all like 2 mins after I saw that first one
Slop
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
>>219586931Ye one of them is a pretty good director
I feel sick
mental to think that the fit girls of 2010-13 are now old and walled
>>219587023when I had normie leftypol-ish mates at uni they'd show me so many racist instagram reels it was bizarre
Don Draper
>>219587018could start by apologising for whatever you did
>>219587063Basically only ever seen racist reels, Bladee, ponies and people dyingIt's a completely fucked platform
playing darts with dogberg and he just hit a 170 checkout corrr
still too much gender parity in my vidya
>>219587086duke littler
might become a biological female
remember ethics in video game journalism
>>219587079wild tbf, has less guard rails than 4chanwonder how that's affecting things if everyone and their grandad is sat watching that all day
>>219587063humour transcends politics for most normies as long they aren't true leftypol
>>219587104Mental that Sargon is going to be Prime Minister one day.
>>219587106i mean imagine being served a thousand reels where someone is being brutally killed or the most abhorrent racism is being spewedprobably not that good really.
>>219587076what did I do that was so bad
grrr ahhh grrrraahhhhhgrrr
Growing a soul patch
girl called me gay because i only laugh at jokes from guys and i seek male validationdid she ever think that it might be because women are not funny and are insufferable
is taylor swift hot or not
>>219587146literally have never once experienced sexual attraction looking at her
>>219587124idk i assumed you got your willy out or spent all her money or something. you tell me
>>219587141Moids haven’t been funny since 2015
>>219587104of course, we used to be gentlemen
>>219587159same also im gay
>>219587174Virgins: The Gathering
>>219587146she should be but somehow isn't
What is going on over on /v/?
>>219587174Reminder that you can't just be taller than a woman, you have to be taller than her high heel height to be considered human
>>219587174is that rachael riley
>>219587203she looks like she'd put a cig out on my arm
>>219587212Hot isn't she
>>219587141Shut up incel
Imagine the farts.
>>219587193holy sovl
but now, we're notAND IT'S THEIR FAULT
Logging in for my incel shift calling everyone incels
>>219587222GO HOME GAMER GIRL
incels interlinked incels interlinked
Jim Carrey got bogged and an Asian gfI don't like this
Goodnight friends
>>219587146i think so
>>219587237actually screamed when i opened that
>>219587238goodnight <333
>>219587243that's not bloody nice
>>219587237The old forehead extension
>>219587234one line made him a legend
>>219587237which one is jim carrey and which one's the asian gf?
>>219587256phteven
>>219587174i refuse to believe this is real it has to be ai
aff tae aramtoil
>>219587174unpopular opinion but rachel riley is attractive
>>219587193don't know
me after getting mvp in overwatch https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ABvWSmABi6k
>>219587278^_^
>>219587237lmao this dude was acting like some enlightened guru, just another narcissistic hollywood freak in the end
Haven't had a drink in 2 months lads, feel so much better
>>219587280yea if you like alcoholic slags who can pick consonants and vowels
>>219587295get off eune
Going to bed now have a lovely night brit
I’ve been married for 6 months and together with my wife for 9 years and never had sex. I’d do an ama but the captcha is too hard for me
just had a drink 2 seconds ago. feel so much better x
>>219587320two lies and one truth
>>219587309what so i can roll u on euw? i'm duoed with a woman
>>219587343of rum?
Just did a big scutter in the toilet
>>219587300would love to see you do 75x times tables you frog fucker
>>219587237everytime i see jom carrey i think about his texts to his gf that ended up killing herself
so blackpilling playing "never have i ever" with my matesit's always like never have i ever done anal, never have i ever fucked my mates crush, my mates ex, never have i ever had sex at school toilets, outside, in the snow, in a tent, in a uni dormthey always know i ain't gonna answer yes to any of it
>jom carrey
>>219587384we've all got smartphones now, racheltell susie to go easy on the bogging
>>219587392bizarre I spoke to femoids like this when I was 13, but you're 13 and you're basically a zombie to cockbergPost-puberty I'm astounded men still have this monkey brain.
refurbished thinkpad has a musky odour to it
are you all gone asleep then ok bye
my arse is beggin for a peggin
you lot tucked into bed with the laptop or on the incel pc?
>>219587464in bed got the newly acquired thinkpad melting my bollocks away
on me laptop and laying on the couch of the home i'm rentin with the windows open in February
I gobble for Jack
Heard Rorke got attacked in prison, split his head nearly in two. Doctor says he's got 5% chance of surviving
>>219587401honestly hard to believe anyone plays that past the age of 18, especially guys. why would you subject yourself to that
>>219587464Sitting at a desk on my PC, trying to find a good game to play on steam (and failing)
Rorke used tackle Leftypol used harden Rorke used tackle Leftypol used harden Rorke used tackle Leftypol used harden Rorke used tackle Leftypol used harden Rorke used tackle Leftypol used harden
>>219587406
so this is a Rorke
get rorke milked
Get the chatgpt banned
>>219587526what are you gonna do? get up and leave?you gotta put up with normie bullshit or the alternative is rotting in your incel bedroom for longer
The western idea of a court of law is based off the idea of being judged by God in the afterlife
>>219587419he seems pretty narcissistic so i guess it fits. it's not just monkey brain it's complete self absorption
It's not just monkey brain — it's complete self absorption.
>>219587392he also made that weird video about wanting to impregnate emma stone or whateverrelatable but i wouldn't make a video about it and send it to her
whenever i watch tv shows/films i have to switch off my incel blackpill brain and pretend i'm a normie to enjoy it
>>219587619I'm too stone cold I just seethe the entire time
didnt ask
>>219587619Couldn't do this if I tried
did not ask
have quite the feeling of unease.... reckon it's going to happen.
anyone got choons
listening to east german music again aren't i
>>219587674gave up choons for lent
Need to do my autism test and the deadline is end of february, don’t think I’ll do it
reading rat generals on /an/
>>219587704ddr? Like dance dance revolution?
My entertainment for tonight? Watching the darkened skies near the Port of Haifa with Steve Lookner of Agenda Free TV of course
uh lads???
off to fucking sussex i go
I LOVE MY SUEDI BOYFRIEND, HE NEVER MAKES FUN OF ME.
>>219587726They made the incest movies illegal
>>219587726shag saoirsemarry jessiekill dakota
>>219587674https://youtu.be/Vk41oUnrB64?si=OlakJrHwWnj3xgxrask and thou shalt receive
>>219587726Their hair colour isn’t even genetically possible.
>>219587568sure but maybe find friends who have progressed beyond the stage of "tee hee he touched my boobies behind the bleachers". or just start lying bald face, it's not like it's anything serious
I wish valve would start making games again, they were my childhood
>human "men"
>>219587773Don't believe a word of what leftypol tells you
>>219587568literally yesanyone who suggests a game like that should be embarrassed, i don't give a fuck about people's sex lives or what drugs the've takenthat's all the "game" is
why would you even get a rat as a pet if it has a life span of 2 years.
lol reform lost
sucking a nicotine pouch
>>219587610oh wow i hadn't seen that before. obviously a joke but also seems like maybe she had rejected him or something and that was his "jokey" passive aggressive way of getting back at her. idk he's a weird guy
>>219587813Easy to take care of. Not a big commitment
>>219587847big committment to being distraught every time it dies. same with hampsters
>>219587732Yes off you goEnjoy lad
>>219587842>mfw injected my ballsack with nicotine
[pointless yank post reponding to a pointless brit post]
I'm 37 and I msg'd one of my high-school friends from my hometown and a few of them still hang out with one another (they sent me a picture as we were messaging)wish I could be there with themcant imagine what its like to have a lifelong friend you see regularly
anyone else full on fucking hate yanks like actually proper despise them
>>219587956Me death to America yes?
i wish i was born a dolphin
good thing im irish up the 'ra btw
>>219587726i haven't watched a film in literally years desu
>>219587966yes chap in total agreement
is it true that gen z women belong to millennial men?
>>219587773neanderthals were human. probably when they raped homo sapien women the babies were more likely to survive than when homo sapiens raped neanderthal women because neanderthals were too autistic to survive
Rorke is stronger... on the internetWhen confronted with a leftychad irl who has spent his days toiling in the fields and factories, rorke is as quiet as a mouse
might become gay
>>219587956theyre alright when you get used to them, still stupid cunts though
singing the trolololo song
>>219587991nice shall I bring some mossads to your address??
>>219588015they belong to gen x men. as we speak the prime gen z girls are getting fucked while listening to oasis
>>219587977they rape a lot i heard
>>219588015millennial men are scum of the earth
REMINDER
>>219587956internet yanks are the most annoying obnoxious rat fuck scum of the earth and i hate them allevery one i've talked to in real life has actually been quite nice
the usa seems like a strange and terrifying place
>>219587953you never know, they might be envious of you for moving away. stay in touch and visit them sometime
>>219588128the uk seems worse
>>219588139silly thing to say
i runned out of mousetraps
>>219588128true
>>219588152lad since brexit you've outcucked us and sweden
>>219587610You miss 100% of the shots you dont take.
really don't see any situation where i ever get a girlfriend at my current trajectory
>>219588167england and france are still MUCH more similar than any important european country and the US
4chan is a bit shit tonight innit
i really hate night clubsdancing to music you like is fun, but ithe whole experience feels like a humiliation ritual if you're an ugly man. you're just there, invisible, doing your little cuck shuffle by yourself while girls dance with chad and you're firends unsuccessfully try to dance with girls. (unless they are chad)i have just been out with 6 people and i've never felt so alone
>>219588183lad, we got muslims going to the uk because it's more tolerantyou need to worry
>>219588195>doing your little cuck shuffle by yourself therein lies your mistake
>>219588185friday nightwe're all out on the town
>>219588195>but ithe whole experience feels like a humiliation ritual if you're an ugly man.yea, if you're an ugly sober man
>>219588128in small towns you often can't get tea in a restaurant, and when you can it's pretty bad and orange pekoe is the only option. it just seems weird for an anglo country
>>219588212>*stealls all the gen z girls*
>>219588218nah i tend to get more introspective when i'm drunk
>>219588200wasn't talking about the paki problem you dense cunt
what on earth
>>219588195you didn't have enough to drink. ofc it will be a bad time if you're sober
>>219588252genuinely bizarre
anyone got a link to east asian incel fella who goes up to the girl and says 'yo, let go fuck. im the most bad ass mother fucker in the multiverse'?
>>219588252walton boggins
>>219588248that's precisely the problem
>>219588274me doing housework while listening to old lady gaga songs
>>219588275heard he plays a gooner in fallout 4
>>219588274stuppid fucking little runt shoveling his faggot hay
poop charles
>>219588252that's the french oscar effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANpgqEqZCjk
>>219588273if you look up baddest in the multiverse it's the first reddit link
>>219588213Saturday is a better night for going out, friday is for getting comfy and playing vidya with a takeaway
>>219588296:)
>>219588274u go horse film cwodie?
eyelids closingcan't go on much longer
akshually enjoyed the new scrubs episodes desu
Palestinian niggas be thinking Ramadan lasts all year
>>219588349rip those useless niggas out ur lyfe
>>219588303Fallout 4 tranny vidya, my ex would transform and still hate women.Why I hate you m.
>>219588358s
>>219588358stfu you suburban cuck
browsing www.classicfm.com/radio/playlist/
>>219588364yOU LOOOK LIKE this
>>219588375alri rasheed
>>219588385not very practical pockets are they? can fit a few coins in there, not much else
>>219588342yeawas mostly women thereprobably one or two of "them"
mental how much i take for granted yet i still want to kill myself every hour of every day
>>219588405*poos in yout pockets*
>>219588421ktimmmm
>>219588421
>>219588421why do you want to kill youself
>>219588421wish I lived on a farm in the mid 1800s
>>219588381finding anything interesting?
>>219588413...you rizzed the cute girls with your umaknowledge right? .......right?
>>219588438would be so penglate enough to not worry about plagues and raidslate enough to have decent farm toolsearly enough to avoid complete industrialisationeven though it was probably hard as fuck it would still be pretty good
>>219588443looking for some tune i enjoyed earlier. will let you know x
>>219588449no i watched in silence and left without speaking to anyone
okay i'm going to bed now hope you all can cope without me x
>>219588455proper good food too, animals and veg from the farm. no internet or tv. no forins or wokes. good local beer down the pub and miles and miles of pristine countryside all around.
>>219588488
>>219588511millenial man with his zoomer gf, as it should be
1850s were the worst time to be in the cities though. right before anyone started caring about public health so the morning commute was just wading through 1 metre of human shit to get to the factory
>>219588537Also working in factories would be hellish in those days
got me arms torn off by the cotton machineoh well reckon that's my life over. might nudge some rocks around in the workhouse for a bowl of gruel later
youve been trolledyouve been trolledyou should probably just folddont reply to this guy he is just getting a riseout of you yes its trueyou respond and thats his que
>>219588537yeah the cities were terrible but farm bois had it made. the golden era of pastoral england
crimson desert looks like absolute slopquantity over quality
twinkpad battery test commencing
sir samuel coleridge-taylor
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jAZSJXeopdQtragic
>>219588655The west is falling and these are your concerns?
lost the drinking contest to a woman in ac valhalla because i messed up the sticks but desu, there's a couple of nurses who show up on friday nights that have put me to shame, some women are just that used to it
>>219588697go be fat on /cum/ tubby
cold and alone and lonely and sad
>>219588687she left that zoomer boy for a millenial man
>>219588715i love women
>>219588727stay chipper
>>219588727are you really?
fleeborp wibort dipidipidodobort!!
>>219588759yeah>>219588753no
ah fwipafwipafwoo!
>>219588777you got youtube at leastwatching people get hurt always brings me joy
>>219588793i usually just feel sad when i see people get hurt
>>219588793>>219588721>>219588715grow up ; get real.
>>219588252imagine making your money because you can pull faces and then you go and inject botox your one talent
>>219588826oh, that badcome on la, get on!
>>219588838no go away evil nasty french cuntnever speak to me again
ruminating at this hour because i dont know how to grow up or not be an autist 21 and dont drink, do drugs, never been invited to a party etc but ive seen even retards like furries doing weed or ket and going placeswhen even furries are more mature and less autistic than you something has gone very very wrong
>>219588870ktim but I'm 25
>>219588870find a social group to attach yourself to via a hobby or passtime
>>219588862yea i'm staying for a bit it seems haha
>>219588885im not really interested in socialising and they intimidate me a bitwould rather sit in the corner and play games to be brutally honest im not interested in most people. BOOORING!
>>219588870Stay sober and stay autistic and do great things man. Don't be like pierre here and waste your time on video games and don't be like the normie hordes doing drugs and partying. Learn. Study. Get sociable but in healthy ways. Talk to old people. Be healthy.
>>219588906ok stay an introvert ruminating autist who makes no forward progress then, but stop moaning about it
rorke heading down the men's shed
Might do something despicably evil to someone I hate then kms
>>219588912When I was a kid I had a fishtank with a little gap in each corner to put food in. One morning, fish is gone. Call my mum in crying because I don’t know where he went and just as she stepped over to look I screamed because he was on the floor and she was about to tread on him. He took a leap of faith and died an untimely death on my floor. Rest in peace old friend.
>>219588954More of a leftypol behaviour if you ask me
I just want to see all my niggas win
might become a dragoon
used to bring my ds to restaurants and play on it bit rude now i think about it
leftypol heading down to the Lions Club
arse anal fc
>>219588991do you take me for an amateur?
Brother is going to Mr Pretzel tomorrow. Going to bring me home a cinnamon pretzel!
>>219589014Soup's good tonight
TRANS POWER
>>219589017
Real goofy hours these
right thenlet's get the new going shall we?
>Brother is going to Mr Pretzel tomorrow. Going to bring me home a cinnamon pretzel!
>>219589041https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8eYSnTbg4v23gC2scrXtqo-7vbMGE95sget some croutons coz the soup is served
>>219589100kek
wake up everyone im bored and nobody is talking!
>>219589089croikey, no one's died of crocs or snakes, these must be goofy hours!
>>219589067surprisingly there are no english umas, although the english horse "eclipse" is referenced a lothowever, there is an irish one
might build an igloo in the garden out of amazon boxes
rorke wearing his mega milk shirt while teasing leftypol sexually, inadvertently recreating the plot of that doujin *rorke is a bratty shortstack half-Japanese woman in this scenario
>>219589154when you start a fire, pls upload it
>>219589154
rorke wearing his mega milk shirt as himself because hes got giant moobs
>>219589223>>219589223>>219589223
