Colin edish
>>219589223Shut the fuck up you Green-voting, Paki-loving grooming gang nonce apologist cunt
poo
>>219589235screm
>>219589233come again?
yhe binble
>>219589223this guy's eyebrows are insured for 4 million dollars
>>219589223Upvote
>>219589264a dollar for every follicle
>>219589223fucking irish bastard, paddy prick, fuck off back to the shit stained isle you famine dodger freak
>>219589250You're a dirty fucking Leftist who defended the actions of the grooming gangs. You are complicit in their activities. I'll never be as big an advocate for the destruction of the United Kingdom as one of you self-hating limp-wristed fannies who spread open your asscheeks to Muslims and Pajeets. You walking piece of subhuman trash. I hope your kids die painfully and screaming as they are torn apart by the brownoids you love so much and brought in to displace yourselves. I really pray that hell exists and its hot as fuck down there because you sons of bitches who brought in these third world animals and inflicted them on innocent people, will never receive a fraction of the suffering you deserve in this world even if you meet a sticky end at the hands of your retarded pet hordes. You and every other Britroach alive needs to fry for the rest of eternity
local seal just got approved for her first council house. got an inflatable pool in it for her to have a swim. aw good luck to her.
Adolf Hitler
>>219589279
>>219589256
My arse cheek hair has all fallen out. All my other body hair is still there, but I've got perfectly smooth arsecheeks now. Even the anal hair is gone. Not even joking.
The Grooming gang hoax was basically British Q Anon. A conspiracy theory meant as a red hering to deflect from their own nonce government. Thank God people are seeing the truth now.
>>219589340the smoothest arse in brit
On Hitler?
Can you help us find Isabelle and Annabelle?Isabelle Crews, aged 14, was last seen in Bright Water on Friday, 27 February 2026.Annabelle Knight, also aged 14, was last seen in Morisset Park on Friday, 27 February 2026.
>>219589350Rupert Lowe's inquiry has revealed that not only is the entire UK state apparatus, including local government, judiciary, CPS, BBC and law enforcement working with the Paki grooming gangs, virtually every British adult above the age of 20 - including those posting here - is complicit. There isn't a single Britroach alive who isn't a rape apologist nonce who supported and defended the Pakis, and are still actively doing so
You're saying it's every single time?
love her
>>219589505Epstein is a Germanic name
>>219589505>jews don't intergrat-....
>>219589591kek
anne frankley i've had enough of your sick jokes
Hate all yahuds and chummy chuds call me an anti semite I am semitic you IMBECILES
nice jewish /brit/ boy
is anyone dere
no okie just me posting to myself in /briy/
my life would be much better if i was a new england jew
/brit/ died with 190
>>219589827whos that
>>219589827true say
>oneitis got marriedMajor suicide fuel
just took a shower most splendid
>>219589913just a few more decades and she'll come round bro
Made up my mind to make a new startGoing to California with an aching in my heartSomeone told me there's a girl out thereWith love in her eyes and flowers in her hair
*plays a few hours of asscreed valhalla*aaaaaaaaHAAAAAAAAhaaaaaaHAAAAAAAAA
ooooowoohAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHowooooooooo
feeling quite in touch, my sister and mother are both blond and blue eyed women some i'm in there too, nordic
>>219590172>>219590201
>>219590216won't have some african cunt question my nordicity
>>219589827how so
the nordicity of the cityOF THE CIIITY
*walks around all celtic*OOOOOOOOOOOHWOOOOOOOOOOH
going to watch some porn soon but first i'm going to put the washing on and make a coffee
>>>/v/
the hobbitgood book, that
>>219590254but then normans introduced 3 syllable words
>>219590172That game looked fucking dreadful and I'm glad Ubisoft is finally going in the group. Woeful output from them
>>219590277Hope you get confused and dip your penis into a piping hot mug of laundry liquid
>>219590260I loved asterix as a kid
>>219590277you've reminded me I need to push a washing on todaygoing to the barbers later so I'll do it after I get back, that way I can wear my good jeans to the barbers and stick them in the wash upon my return. You've got to look half decent walking into the barbers or they think "here's some cunt who doesn't care" and it's another excuse for them to give you an awful haircut
>>219590300they improved the looting system from ac odyssey
>>219590303how else you meant to get the smell of prawn cocktail skips off?
>>219590287Mad, just finished itWas pretty good. LOTR mogs it though
when was the last time a girl said she missed you
>>219590304was more of a tintin guy desuscrapping around the world
>>219590321a what?
you can all stop worrying guys I found my wallet in the end
>>219590321last night but she didn't really mean it
>>219590318never read LOTR. Suppose you'd recommend it then? I'm a big boy now, an adult man. I should be able to handle it.
>>219590329tintin was also kino
>>219590309Odyssey was dogshit too. Series went to pot as soon as it became an ARPG where your purple drop dual wield swords had shit like life stealing.Last 'good' entry in the series was Rogue, Black Flag was good but not because of the AC elements. Ezio games were pure kino
>>219590337it's always in the last place you look aha x
>>219590348https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLvOk-8E_asyou lads had the toons too?
yeah but Tintin wasn't a shagger, Asterix definitely was
Celtic beast
>>219590373https://youtu.be/rZBhkwRF1FIsuperior theme
mad how early english language versions of the asterix comics tried to localise it so obelix became the Son of Boadicea
>>219590361WELL OF COURSE IT IS BECAUSE YOU STOP LOOKING WHEN YOU FIND IT
>>219589233 all rightoids are driven by emotion. all your politics are based on emotion and basic feelings, such as disgust, fear, hatred.You don't question yourselves, you defend your stance in fear of being wrong.You are literally subhuman and of no benefit to society. Stop trying to enforce your feeling based morals on others, educate yourself..Oh wait, you dont know how to educate yourself, right. You think research is googling what you already believe and finding rando feeling based posts by other shizos to confirm your biases.I truly, honestly, sincerely hope, that at one point, uk gov will start cleansing the gene pool of all the degenerates like reformoids, maga and other waste of gene pool who are slowing down progress and only make everyone else miserable because they are miserable themselvesdie
>>219590414no need to shout mate it's half 6 in the morning ffs
>>219590357odyssey is my favourite ac game
on that codyslab video autism binge
the human thought process here is: I know that cactuses absorb moisture from the air so logically it makes sense that the cactus will have water droplets on them. I also know that if the animals in the water have their top half dry and their bottom half submerged, there needn't necessarily be any water droplets on their top halves. In the second image I also know for a fact that a smartphone dropped in long grass would be covered in water droplets from dew. So if I were being my authentic autistic pedantic self I would select the cactus images + the phone in the grass.of course the answer the machine wants is for me to select all the animals in water because water == water droplets. So I pick the water images and pass the captcha. But deep down I feel a sense of dissatisfaction.
a little bit of watermelon for breakfast i think
>>219590414
>>219590402the early cyberpunk desu
The New World belongs to the gael
>>219590373We got all them Canadian bilingual cartoons on the ABC when we were kidsSpartakusMysterious CitiesBabar
Hawk tuah girl is selling feet pics
Was about to go to sleep but the war in Iran just started
The straight to video sequel to the yank inspector gadget fillum was filmed in Brisvegas
>>219590483unlawk tuah hot pics of my walk two-ah
Alri
1 million dollars or a job as a landscaper on this island?
>>219590477>Mysterious Citieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ejtct8pNMEyou got this one?ENFANTS DU SOLEIL
who wants to have a war on the weekend? at least wait until monday
>>219590529I'd be poor but my kids would be billionaires hehe
>>219590529more money as a glazer I reckon. Many a back window smashed by a golf ball>>219590548oy vey think of the markets goyim
>>219590373yeah they were on tv. i had the books too
>>219590529you reckon they all meet up and fuck each others wives or what
morning lads
Animals walk around naked. Dogs don't wear pants, they walk around with their pecker out. It's obscene and there ought to be a law.
>>219590533Yeah and we had the new age documentary segment at the end which didn't get aired in other english language releaseshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=oyLm2HAJRZg
>>219590586'lri
We're all on /isr/ lads
kicking off in the middle east is it? Wow that's never happened before
Total nothingbur
>>219590419all you traitors will be delt with
>>219590602that's niceglad we just didn't give latex fetishes through totally spies
>>219590618Kojak and inflatable Elvis
Happy Black History Month!Did you know?He was never a household name, but Albert Murray was one of the most important Black thinkers of the 20th century.The essayist and social critic changed the way people talked about race by challenging Black separatism and insisting that the Black experience was central to American culture. He once remarked that American society is “incontestably mulatto” because Black and White people are inextricably bound to one another.“The United States is not a nation of black and white people,” Mr. Murray wrote. “Any fool can see that white people are not really white, and that black people are not black.”Murray was what one friend called a “militant integrationist.” He didn’t use the terms “Black” or “African-American.” He called himself an American.Born in Alabama, Murray attended Tuskegee Institute, where he befriended Ralph Ellison, author of the classic novel “Invisible Man.” Murray also eventually became close friends with Romare Bearden, the influential painter, and a mentor to jazz musician Wynton Marsalis.Murray was a novelist, but it is through his pugnacious essays that he is best known. They are informed by his love of music — he wrote passionately about blues and jazz — his knowledge of Black culture and his astonishing command of literature.One of his best books, 1970’s “The Omni-Americans,” was a collection of essays and a punishing critique of Black separatism. Filled with Murray’s trademark blunt wit, it insisted that America was a nation of multicolored people who share a common destiny.Writer Walker Percy called it “the most important book on black-white relationships . . . indeed on American culture . . . published in this generation.”
Not really sure how I would live if I had a business that made me a billionaireProbably wouldn't have hundreds of mansions, I'd do the Gabe Newell thing and live on a superyacht
>>219590346Yeah, unreal books
>>219590716I'd be a Howard Hughes style recluse slowly going insane
>>219590694Q: How many spice levels does a restaurant with a spice scale ranging from 0 - 7 have?A: Nine Q: What is the name for the hottest spice level in the same restaurant, which you will recall has nine spice levels? A: Spicey 5
>>219590441You're a fool
>>219590716i'd fund super-aids for darkies
I bet Emma Watson leaves streaks in the toilet bowl.
off out for a rainy incel walk
>>219590781Enjoy :)
>>219590694Quite reasonable I'd say
>>219590227french arent nordic tho
>>219590753wun fing hate bout redditorsthey just made up so many facial expressions that dint exist beforeits pathetic
>>2195907991066 proves otherwise, cunt
liked the shanties from black flag
>>219590781umm i believe diss is called a "hot girl walk" these days, shortly followed by "girl dinner"
>>219590834well we'll be alllllright if the wind were in our sails,and we'll be alllllright something something
>>219590834only game i'm waiting from ubisoft desujust for the shantiesLOWLANDS AWAYYYYY
>>219590831i dont see the logical entailmentso the norman rulers were nordic descentand they conquered englandwhich means french are nordic coz..fink diss actually means frogs have small amphibian brains
>>219590840*whores' d'oeuvres
>>219589340early onset poofterism
>>219590867diev et mon droit up your arse for a reason
>>219590419Shut the fuck up you Paki-loving cunt. You English faggots pay nearly half of your income as tax to support Muslim welfare munchers who rape your children and bring in more of their inbred relatives to replace you while British families are evicted to accommodate them, with the full support of most of the population. You're a castrated, self-hating Labour-voting poofter who celebrated the Manchester bombing, sucks the cock and balls of Two Tier Keir the Queer and sold out your own country to the assorted trash of the third world for a chicken tikka masala.If a dirty little swollen headed Somalian foreign bastard stabbing a 6 year old British child 177 times does not make you want to stand up for your country and fight back then I don't know what will. Yet the vast majority of Britroaches continue to defend immigration and minorities. There isn't a single Britroach alive above the age of 20 who is not complicit in the mass sexual exploitation of the Muslim grooming gangs and the subsequent cover up. Each and every one of you, is the moral equivalent of Jimmy Savile and should be treated as such. Everywhere you go, you should be subjected to beating, mutilation and sexual assault. If you have any children, I hope they are killed in a similar fashion as the ones in the Southport stabbing. You have done nothing but advocate for unlimited immigration and the destruction of your own race
rubbing depilatory cream on the seat of rorke's computer chair
>>219590831*cuts you in half with a Dane axe*
>>219590916later: rorke's computer c
those french bints can't sew for shit
>>219590926I AM THE DABE AXE *retreats in OOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOHOOOOOO*https://youtu.be/CvhfOLj6Kg0?t=205
>>219590958shit, dane*
>>219590939oh ho ho ho
need to go to work in approx 1 hour
Morning lads.I've calmed down regarding the escort.
This 'Rorke' you speak of, I am he
>>219590953yea they can, they sewed the montgolfière didn't they
don't forget lads, it's mothers day on the 15th x
>>219590995post a pic from her profile
Anyone else proper fucking hate women?
>>219591059only white women
i don't like king of queens because his wife is way out of his league
>>219591059I proper love fucking them
Who else imploding they empire for some heebs
>>219591078he was a chad when he got hershe settled
>>219591078pretty sure every sitcom is like that, just look at some of the birds Costanza somehow managed to shag
off for some horse adventures
>>219591059love 'em me
>>219591078The guy who plays Doug used to be a very competitive wrester in his youth. Real wrestling I mean, not WWF. Fucked his back one day and had to give it up. But in his youth he'd have been jacked and fit. Thus is makes sense that someone who looks like Doug had a wife as hot as he did.
thought I had way more time to get a birthday card for a relative but it turns out today is the last day of February what the fuck I thought we had like 3 or 4 more days28 days is a piss take
>>219589547>The surname Epstein (also Eppstein or Epshtein)[b] is one of the oldest Ashkenazi Jewish family names.[2] It is probably derived from the German town of Eppstein, in Hesse;[3][4] the place-name was probably derived from Gaulish apa[5] 'water' (in the sense of a river)[6] and German -stein 'stone' (in the sense of a hill).
>>219591167I'm sure your relatives are used to you being a hopeless mong, they'll understand
Epstein is meant to be said Ep-sty-n
Israel is so based. Hope the flatten those pakis
>>219591230>>>/int/cum
Going to mansonmaxx so they dont send me to defend Israel
>>219591248be medically ineligible on account of being 5'2"?
>>219591050Nah not doing that.If she ever bans me from seeing her I'll post all her details.
>>219591220The yanks do this weird pseudo-anglification of Jewish and Italian family namesNot that we're innocent of it, our prime minister was Anthony Albaneez when he was first elected and we still don't say it quite rightAnd we had a state premier called Paluszczuk and it gets pronounced palashay
Stuttering John Melendez will be here later to do a set
>>219591125Shlorse
lightning strikes twice ᛋᛋ
>>219591355Malaponte that you la?
the escort doesn't exist does she
>>219591344To be fair those sort of names are simply asking to be mispronounced But people are going out of their way to say it as "Epsteen" because they wouldn't say "Frankensteen"
>>219591368
mad how the mid east people just kill each other because.. reasons?
>>219591059I'm starting to think the key word is "america".In general. Third wave feminism has given the world a generation of girlboss psuedocelebrities that fail at everything they have ever tried to do and then cry persecution because some 13 year old somewhere in the world was mean to them on twitter. They use sex as a weapon and claim that they're more than their bodies despite it being a part of literally everything they say and do.When I talk to a woman in real life it looks more like a reasonable person with long hair.They piss me off when I try to talk about literally anything related to statistics. The female brain literally does not appear to be wired to view things from an objective standpoint. Otherwise I get along with these people.
The Escort of Kyiv
"preemptive strikes" thengotta say all this stuff has really woken a lot of people up to the tribe
remember when gorbyn got cancelled for saying epstein the way its actually pronounced lol
>>219591372https://youtu.be/nxxSIX3fmmo?t=30
at toil, the 'veve is being sucked
ma name a jeff
>>219591417>preemptive so they simply have to defend themselves by attacking first?
>>219591467our drip machine in the breakroom broke so I'm having to provide my own 'vefe, taking the absolute piss
>>219591472in real life he'd have just spent all the money on snorting oxycodone
>>219591483which bit of the olde timey fuse bomb with a red line marked on it did you not understandIsrael are facing a clear and present existential threat just like they have for the last four decades
going gym
>>219591491got the 'sta 'spress me. next month is Jewish month so I'll be on the 'stant
popping to Screwfix, you need anything?
did they really kill the pubs
>>219591516hmm i think i get it they need to expand their borders and attack everyone because if not they will surely be wiped out forever
Oh thats a declaration of war on Truth Social™ in my joke of a nation isnt it
Damn, bit shit waking up to this
The United States screams out for responsible parliamentary government
absolutely unbelievable happening this lads, monumental on the likes of which we've never seem, this really changes everything and what tomorrow brings we simply do not knowyou're still required at work on monday though yeah that's still on as normal, work
>>219591604Yeah, and don't criticise one side but criticise the other
>>219591553yes mate, all thanks to woke
>>219591604toil keeps my mind off the chaos of our world tbf
So embarrassing when you're friendless and doung something alone and someone asks why you're there
making a declaration of war on phantasy star universe
Disgusted lads. Genuinely.
>>219591667shit the bed again?
>>219591667*pins a Fell For It Again award to your chest*
ah well. I say fuck em
>>219591416kek
>>219591663where were you and why were you there?
it's so nice of them to do wars at the weekend so it doesn't distract you from work
>>219591636we gotta do something
Hello britisher international, what did the prince dude do
>>219591125nice be sure to take a pic for us if he gets a boner
>>219591729>pathetic
>>219591729free him
>>219591729>nice be sure to take a pic for us if he gets a bonernice be sure to take a pic for us if he gets a boner
>>219591730imagine living in such a dangerous low trust society shithole that you're forced to wear backpacks like this
replied to an AI image award
went out to do my "marché" like a gayamong the basics, garlic, onions, and others, i got a nice a roasted chicken whose bones i'll use to make chicken brothand i got a bottle of whisky too
>>219591781It's AI brotha
the wind blew the covering on my firewood and now half of it is wet fucking hell this wouldn't have happened had I carried it all to a shed but I couldn't work outside because of constant barking
>>219591576U R LE SMEGHEAD xDDDD
>219591801actual bot
Shall NOT be getting involved in Red Nose Day in any way, shape or form this year. That BBC trailer for it has put me right off.
>>219591791the ol' "sac à main du célibataire," as we call it
>>219591720what do you think of the people not even needing a mention to know who hes talking about in the first 2 seconds of the webm
>>219591838gibberish
they've got nukes like saddam
>>219591845oh they fuaggin
nothing better than doing a big shite before you get ready to head out. Knowing that your bowels are nice and empty and you're not carrying around a big brown jobby inside you all day.
piss easy
>>219591834how does an aussie know about thishad to walk all the way up with it
>>219591736had paid sex with a trafficked 17 year old woman but he hung about with big jeff so it's assumed he did a spot of the old child rape
mad how the best way to not get fucked over for potentially having wmds is to actually have wmds viz north korea
>>219591864
women need to start wearing skinny jeans again
>>219591883I expected worse t b h, going to resume the morning coffee now
crazy how many people in their 30s had strokes after 2020
>>219591898america shall bomb you for this trvth nvke
>>219591874You used VIBEX yesterday. Consider playing the game organically rather than looking up your pathetic minmax words so you can use up obscure letters. If you can't do it using normal words you're nothing. You're a bug.
>>219591909>skinny jeansa scourgesaw a zoomer wearing them last night, legs like twigs
>>219591925thats the point. ive been trolling you for days by using every letter and just doing the anagram at the end. i dont like wordle but i do like anagrams
Iran Liberation Day has begun
apple bottom jeansboots with the fur
>>219591962>liberation day>actually getting imprisoned by american empireah yes
>>219591958you don't even know what the word anagram means
>>219591911WTF THAT' CRAZY WTFFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>219591962Total ZOG Death
watching the videos from tehran and the pigeons are going crazy wonder what they think is happening
the goy need to die for jizzrael
Evens and ill stay up
>>219591962>release the epstein files>then start a war for the sole benefit israel the same monthWild stuff
Would be class if the White House got vaporised
>>219591995just like that movie 'The Core'good movie
last time I saw the escort she asked me for my age againkeep in mind this was the 6th time we've met and I've told her twice beforereally annoyed me since it shows she can't even remember a basic fact like that about meI seriously want to hate fuck her next week
>>219591911I was having strokes of your mum's arse minge and tits long before 2020
how is israel fighting iran theyre not even beside each other theres like 3 countries and 500 miles between them are they just shooting missiles at each other over the top of the other countries. sounds risky
>>219592083yep that's that smooth gay femboy raped up the arse
Think these new captchas unfairly discriminate against /brit/'s drunk population, of which we are many