paper toss edition
>>219592792this is the brother of british kingjapanese emperor family will never do such a thingit is proof emperor is higher class then british monarchy
Morning team. Having a sugar free peach Red Bull
Need NEED Emma Watson to use my mouth like a chamber pot.
evens i make eggs odds i get a fry up delivered by a 'ki
*starts gay pornily shadow boxing*
remember this https://youtu.be/q6Ft7PIjppM
>>219592854remember when you an e-thot destroyed you and forced you to hide behind vpns?
>>219592854Couldn't they just call them UK Whole Oat Biscuits?https://www.coles.com.au/product/u.k.-whole-wheat-biscuits-430g-6949091
nothing ever happens
https://x.com/allchavz/status/2026263702706827579https://x.com/allchavz/status/2026263702706827579New
off-topic posts are never removed
kin el https://x.com/allchavz/status/2024925964954993057
>>219592813Maybe if they fucked a few seventeen year olds they wouldn't be going extinct
caved on Nofap again lads
We at /brit/ are waiting for Trevor Phillips' Sunday programme
a bad day to be transiting the strait of hormuz as it were
>>219593001What does that say mateI don't speak Pot Noodle
>>219593001off-topic shitskin post
https://x.com/allchavz/status/2003894985767461227
FERRY WANKERS
>>219592999when buying views goes wrong
https://x.com/allchavz/status/1999525968046883086
will janiturd do anything about these off-topic shitposts? no, he won't
https://x.com/allchavz/status/1999165574950322196
Americans pay for the Iron Dome
>>219593001was saying this down the pub
>>219593087Americans: based, also my foreskin is missing
>>219593018sc
corrrhttps://x.com/allchavz/status/1997026093124223205
Hard for one to look at israel and not be slightly impressed. For a tiny resourceless strip of desert they pull an awful lot of strings. They seem to do whatever they want and get away with it. And theyre richer and have better living standards than all of their neighbours even the oil states. Total superiority really. Would like to see how they fare when the US finally abandons them.
>>219593134janiturd, this is an off-topic shitpost
Please stop talking about the thing
rorke you such a stupid hoe
>>219593152fuck me thats where cyprus is? i thought it was below italy somewhere
>>219593171Bruh
sir cross dresser
>>219593171Most likely you've confused it with Malta
Sir Iran Airstriker
>>219593201nah, he's thinking of Crete
Jim Ratcliffe is really rowing his anti-immigrant comments back now
Sir Thigh HighsSir Arch LinuxSir Healer Class
Timmy's crush
>>219593249youre ill
i wonder could you go to cyprus and stand on a high platform and watch the missiles go off across the sea with a nice bottle of wine and a bag of crisps
dam is this the most amount of countries thats been attacked at once? ww3 time boys
gettin fitted by auntyshe connects weave to baby hairs
>>219593260I can yeahYou can't though. Poor, no passport, etc.
Timmy impressed
https://x.com/AryJeay/status/2027676519020073179Well then.
all the bad things leaving my body (out of my arse) as the sun hits my eyes
got a big spot on me bum
>>219593260they'd be good crisps as well. cyprus has excellent potatoes
Tried to look at what's happening by visiting /pol/ and there is some heinous shit being posted in the sticky so I would strong advise not going there
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and do some stinky farts.
>>219593358You are significantly mentally ill
>>219593358
Imagine the meat
>>219593389Lush
TURN ON THE TVDOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNELTHEY'RE SAYING WE HAVE TO GO TO WORK ON MONDAY!
>>219593389Could feel my cervix widening
L O D S of E M O N EODSofEMONE
poor Jezza crying in to his Weetabix (with warm water not milk) this morning
gooning my fucking cock off to ice spice
>>219593459swc?
Explain yourselves bongoloids?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_uUUifVM4AA
>>219593417the only thing i will be working is this arse on the dancefloor
We at /brit/ congratulate the Dreamcast ROM hacking community on the completed translation of Segagaga.
>>219593389don't put out the fire until you've got your reps invery smart
>>219593459…yh
UK EMBASSY STAFF TOLD TO LEAVE GORTON & DENTON
rorkey goon cock spaff okay
>>219593473platonic ideal of joie de vivre
>>219593473what black pussy does to a nigga
>>219593500s
The US & Israel rightly aim to protect us all in the West by destroying the dangerous Iranian regime
they found him!
>>219593531im taller than her
I can hear helicopters above my house
>>219593546Old mate's playing with fire there
David Woggins
>>219593560bodied that freak
>>219593546
the woke got jim carrey
2kg down since new year I WILL be skinny by summer
>>219593639thought jim carrey had died tbqh
>>219593669they'd make intraracial relationships illegal ffs
>>219593669superior to trump maga israel worshipping shit
Stuttering John Melendez
>>219593723in this scenario the pm would be zack polanski. he would obviously do everything for israel
Give it a sniff.
>>219593755>he would obviously do everything for israelMong Of The Day>n-n-no b-because-MONG.
>>219593755Don't post about politics again
can't believe they named it operation epic bacon
>>219593771jews are loyal to judaism and other jews first and foremost. i'm surprised you don't know this by now
Riyadh's just been attacked
>>219593819oh fuck.
Nothing ever happens.
>>219593819>it's realdon't think that's too smart of them, wonder if it was houthis
>>219592854Remember this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnzFRV1LwIo
ah yes very helpful
wahey
Their loyalty is to the tribe first and foremostIt's in their DNA
>>219593880where are the mass shooters when you need them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ9_XVUY1vk
>>219593864>nearly 20 years agooh lord
Finna read Wodehouse
>>219593819don't care
Wonder how many bbc blackings took place last night
>>219593972cvp flow rates hit record levels
>>219593968>>219593972
timmy's crush going to get weave fitted wid aunty
this place is dead which is a shamewhere is the new wretched hive of scum and villainy
i am ready to die for israel and america, just waiting for sir keir starmer to give me the signal
wiltshire farm charlie bighamage ukmad how britain is just a nursing home i remember being in geography class and seeing the fucked up population pyramids we'd be dealing with in the future. now we're actually right in the worst of it and we've made a point to slaughter the people at the wrong end
couldn't post .mp4 on firefox so i switched back to chrome webm unrelated
>>219593819sauce
Riyad mahrez has just been raped!
It's 10:21 am lads, which means it's time for a coffee
everything is shit
>>219594115none for me thanks x
>>219594114s
>>219594115too late. coffee is a pre 9 am drink only. enjoy your restless night
Here's how NZ will win World War 3:
Lunch for me?Why I'll be cooking a bacon double cheeseburger of course!And you?
>>219592792fugg i forgot about this
>>219594115I got a reusable takeaway cup but it feels like drinking through a straw.
>>219594152whatever is in the fridge
uni was a mistake. i shouldve become a mechanic or hitchhiked up to the countryside and begged rural apes to let me clean animal shit on their farms
If heatherpaedo was slowly and painfully tortured to death on stream I would actually spaff so hard it would break multiple records
rorkes whip
Just received a text from gf nit 10 minutes after she left my place>Shoutout to the man in a group of lads I walked past who said "are you looking to fuck or what"Men are animals I swear.
any plans for today lads
>>219594130Coffee can be enjoyed at any time. Decaf exists if you don't want the caffeine>>219594168Where do Irish people get coffee from? Does Costa exist in Ireland?
>>219594228Irish Timmy
>>219593819Bill Burr most affected
it's time
Brit awards tonight. John Davidson will be present and sat near an open mic all night.
>>219594292
>BREAKING: Loud explosions heard in Hull
say what you want about the cybertruck but at least it's not a compact suv
>>219594319Fucking Grimsby cunts have invaded.
>>219594319Get in
>>219594319HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED
mad how im actually a horrible person who should die
bpd megamelty
should legally be allowed to spit on fiat 500s and mini coopers
Hope Hulllad is ok xx
Gorton and Denton being evacuated
carlsberg export freak melty
thinking about fried chicken no doubt
need that sleep pill from american dad so that i never have to sleep
>>219594393he's better educated, more intelligent and richer than you are
>>219594407doubt it
she got dat yung yung dat fun fun dat happy tonguedat yung yung dat fun fun dat happy tongue
>>219594416really hope she has a fantastic cock
A Sussex Police spokesperson said: “Can you help us to locate Trinity who is missing from Ealing, London. “The 16-year-old was last seen in Ealing on Saturday (21 February) at around 8pm.“She is around 5’8” with red hair. She may be wearing a black jacket, with a black jumper, leggings, and white shoes.“Trinity has links to Littlehampton, Yapton, Bognor Regis, Worthing, Shoreham-by-Sea, Hove, Brighton, Hastings, Godalming (Surrey), North Greenford (London) and Herne Bay (Kent).
been seeing tiktok edits about british diversity and its always just white and black people lol. even when theyre trying to be "inclusive" they still cant bring themselves to care about jeets and muslims
>>219594416Would pound her tight bottom til she squeals
>>219594380fuck gordon and jc denton
>>219594457oh you gay
>>219594416weird looking bloke
havent changed the bedsheets in at least a year
>>219594416
all this just to distract from the fact that clavicular had a generational aura loss moment and was framemogged by an asu frat leader
>>219594521
>>219594434>Littlehampton, Yapton, Bognor Regis, Worthing, Shoreham-by-Sea, Hove, Brighton, Hastings, Godalming (Surrey), North Greenford (London) and Herne Bay (Kent).blimey she’s all over the place
>>219594521>w*Men
hampton mentionednorthampton, southampton and wolverhampton all have the same population
one of these days i will leave the house and go live my life but not this day
deanos in dubai getting bombed lmao
>>219594152Sure, I'll have one.
tiny pathetic weak little uk alcohol unitsBig Strong Muscular Virile Aus Standard Drinks
think i got pot noodles in the cupobard
Simpcity wank looms
need the majority of people to die in ww3 so there's more room for me to walk about
>>219594577that aged well
Mad how much the English proper battered the shit out of the Irish throughout history it's not even funny
>>219594577deserved. "buy my course" how about you buy a bomb shelter you daft cunt lol
rorke btfo
It's so fucking over
>>21959462799% of the time they deserved it as well
>>219594632Rorke left reform a couple weeks ago
>>219594597got super noodles in mine
tv show idea: mad men spin off called blacked men, which is a spin off blacked in a not too distant future that features femboys instead of women
>>219594604Where is this from?
Got 4 hours of sleep and a hangover. Oh well guess my day is just ruined then
>>219594632why is he such an anti Semitic piece of shit. this is nothing to do with americathis is a fight to defend israel
>>219594668Cheadle
Why does Israel want to kill Iran
>>219594660corr
>>219594661race swapped mad men in the cronem tower and it's called rad men
Got me self a sausage roll from the local butchers, fucking lovely. None of this greggs shite
Timmy's fiancéehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bNIQF65m3A
wish i could lie as easily as bill clinton lies under oath
>>219594660Well I have super duper noodles!
actually managed to spend every penny of my monthly wage last month, just looking at my bank account to figure out how as I have almost 2k in disposable income each month
>>219594704they got a micro to warm it up?
>>219594669The male version of gen z boss and a mini?
>>219594704mental how much better a propah sausage roll is
Turns out people still believe the Ghost of Keev was real lol. When I said to my workmakte it was a complete fabrication he said it was probably a compilation of ukrainian pilotsAnd people think they are immune to propaganda
>>219594627you say the english but the only reason ireland isnt united is because of 1 million so called ulster scots who moved there 400 years ago
First war infobox I've seen on Wikipedia where it says 0 days ago because it started today
>>219594704My local used to do a massive one for a quid
>>219594729get the excel document populated and posted to /brit/ for review
Off to the shops lads, anyone want owt?
>>219594756>he said it was probably a compilation of ukrainian pilotsMaybe he was joking and you have autism?
We are Bambi BlacksWe follow the porn
>>219594763your mum takes massive ones for a quid on the reg
>>219594776babybel minis, 40 slice packet of honey roast ham, vodka
might put the piss porn on
>>219594776Irn bru and a double decker please boss
>>219594682Keeping beautiful persian ladies under veil is a crime against humanity
>>219591850was referring to the Jews
>>219594761am i allowed to support iran or is that considered a thought crime
>>219594776biggest butternut squash you can find and some vaseline
tehran looks pretty modern i thought it was a shithole like whatever that city in syria was called
thinking about rainbow dash now baka at least you are all talking about porn so I can end up going to go jerk off and calm down
>>219594819Timmy wants to see dem hairy arms
>>219594826no but it is cringe
>>219594792right for it... he went right for it....
>>219594833how big is your mousewilly herr mouselord
>>219594833Horse .. I can`tBelieve !!
>>219594826paging Hope Not Hate and the Anti-Defamation League about this troubling anti-Semitic post
i hate yanks, spaniards, israelis, and russians so much its unreal
>>219594865who do you like
>>219593944read a book about how HORRID mass migration is instead
>>219594850mad the first thing he does is go right to tongue her minced up arsehole
>>219594864>Hope Not HateReminder they tweeted about HelperLad once
>>219594855:/
gf had a puff of her vape while I was giving her oral the other night
>>219594855cute heroin addict girl if girl (its not though) almost ALMOST said "sort of fit" because of the 240p image but I remembered how long it has been since I saw a womans body and they could never >>219594852its ok
>>219594870gay men
don't support hillary clinton she's a warmonger
>>219594243She answered yes and then got a spaff up her minge in an alley
>>219594865wtf did the Spanish do
I am at the stage where I am saying "maybe a decent (legal age) girl will knock on my door" lel among other thingsI also want to get a girl hooked on heroin!
>>219594888that’s not a woman mate
>>219594776wine gums, bog rolls, limeade and a mojo magazine
>>219594870the french, germans, canadians, and chinese
>>219594878does this look like the face of regret to you?
>>219594926well then
right well now i want to suck a willy
>>219594931yeah I know, the tummy gave it away ...but then I remembered how long it has been and men could NEVER look like a woman whos in her feminine form...
>>219594926HOWLINGdick head is upside-down
do corner shops still sell pornoid magazines?
i dont care for the english, or the irish, or the scots. ive yet to meet a welshman
HIGHLAND REGIMENTBRITISH ARMY
>>219594926right well this is hot
>>219594946*presents mine*
>>219594919dunno, just dont like them. the portuguese are ok though
>>219594949sc
>>219594950go and have a look
I am in a situation such that having a human (female) pet is cheaper than owning for example a dog and I can have sex with it (whenever I want its an animal lol)
>>219594961*gets on my knees and takes out a magnifying glass*
>>219594946mines a bit vinegary
>>219594978s
Going to be honest lads, I'm aroused by bimbos with big fake duck lips and fake tits and bbls. I pretend not to be, but I am.
>>219594987*shows up with tomatoes and salad*
my brain is all wrinkly so it takes a long time for drugs to cross the bbb
>>219594997*presents mine*
>>219594997will never understand that
>>219594997My mum's mate got a bbl done and it looks weird in person.
>>219595028I am of the disposition in that of that this is really hot and I would fuck her
>>219594997i like the extreme tans too. nothing quite like burnt toast with blonde hair
>>219595030>My mum's mate got a bbl done and it looks weird in person.boner weird?
how long would a girl (legal age) think she wuld need to give herself (so that I can attend my unemployment meetings) to mentally break someone (I am talking about me im him) like a dog or horse
>>219595068pawasite
>>219595065Nah, her thighs are too small to carry it off. You don't realise how integral a nice fat pair of thighs is to a fat arse until you see a bbl
>>219595074if youre a girl you better stop talking like that because you sound like helpernonceniggerfaggot and if you arent him then you dont want to look like him. but idc
kirov reporting
need to get squashed by a fat bitch
Just got called a wasteman in Debenhams
>>219595093melty
>>219595048megi!
I have no backup plan in place that I can fall back on if/when I fail with her, because shes the only one for me
todays eats:>breakfastscone>lunchblack bean mexican pie>dinnernothing
is it common for a high powered computer to struggle more with simple activities than a regular laptop
>>219595149you got virus mate
>>219595149dont know mate
>>219595149yes if its got a crypto miner or is a quantum computer
>>219595085ugh, i can see itsticks with a bum on it
where is the aussie that is mental and laughs in all his posts like the joker
>>219595188
>>219595198not bump limit though is it
if my daughter (legal age) was on hard drugs, I would have sex with her to correct her
>>219595225
girl the post count
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