Sigtrygg Silkbeard edition
>>219607043this one
Stubbed me toe
This is the one.
>>219606999My aunt rented out ny grannys house while shes in a home and the renter destroyed it
tell me about what you did today brit
COME ON THE HOOOOOPS
Mad how ugly i am
where are the signet ring man dem
>>219607110Freak
did 29 pull ups today completely cold then I did 4 sets of weighted chin ups then a 6th set of 26 bodyweight pull-ups ments
>>219607115terrible landlord
want you to make me feel like i'm the only girl the world
>>219607230do you have big arms?
That woman you loved where is she now?
>>219607255Agency innit
>>219607280sort of but not too a /fit/ browser my body is basically Carlos alcaraz but paler and hairer
during ramadan is crazy work evil as fuck them man aren't even eating this is some wild shit nah man fr nah this is crazy soni'm sorry i'm so tired i just keep doing this any more
It's either WWIII or Iran collapsing completely nowOne night's sleep for the next century's history to be decided
>>219607493Nothing ever happens
>>219607493>WWIIIwith allies of Iran? Who are the allies of Iran?
>>219607784Every decent and freedom loving citizen of the planet earth x
>>219607784
just woke up from last nights shenanigans. enough time for a sink shower and a mint aero to freshen the breath before I head off to dinner with the gfbergs parents.
>>219607919>>219607973yawn
popping a mint aero before going into the dentist
>>219607973>axis Um thats got some connotations guys
i quoted this earlier as fact and someone found the image and fact checked it and its bullshitfallen for fake news i have
>>219608047Did the yougov logo being wrong not give it away?
It's Saturday night fellas.Showtime.
people say this is complicated but its just that we are the goodies and they're the baddies its that simple
>>219608144as an ulsterman i admit that i am the baddie but i dont care it is in my interest to be evil
THE AYATOLLAH OF ROCK N ROLLA
>>219608144I assume "they" are all non-anglos?
>>219608170baldrick???
>>219608174yeah black, brown, russian countries who dont do what we tell them
Remember when Iran had sean connery in charge. Just for a laugh
Russia? kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will come crumbling down.
Right, well then Rorke.
>>219607784powerhouses like russia, north korea, gaza and yemen
Woman in Wolf Alice showing her nips
>>219609375remember when it was the joker
>it's time for your penis inspection
reminder christ destroyed the 'every living gods'
>>219609395Rorke doesn't support reform
april fools day tomorrow lads
gold price is going even more mental on monday isn't it
>tenants wait years for no-fault evictions banwhat does that mean?
>>219609395this is rorke's man
>>219609427
really want to shag this slag
>>219609398I can describe them to you
>>219609427based, those false demons were leading us astray from Christ's word
>>219609499mental how fit they are
lying in bed drinking my ALDI galahad beers
>>219609521bum
>>219609521BRAAAAAAAP
never seen a pagan who wasn't a larping tranny or an obsessed mutt
>>219607115>shes in a homewhite people putting they family in a home is horrible
>>219609521bloke
>>219609521Bottom
>>219609521spitting image of my mum from the back
Ok Guys .. I noticed .. ThatWinter Olympicsskater .. sheLooks LikeZigzagoon !!
iran? not likely with my arthritic knees !
>>219609553Shes 99 and cant go up stairs x
got a poo on deck, farts fucking reek but the ol' poo alarm has not sounded yetcan't force a poo out that doesn't want to come out
>>219609554we don't sign our posts here
>>219609475>this is rorke's manisn't it Lowe now? you're a little behind the times
>>219609590Sounds fit
>>219609608done that bloke
>one chance at life>not americanit isnt fair lads
>>219609616yanks are so fucking stupid jfc
>>219609636this joke gets funnier every year!
bipolar meltygrow up sweetie
>>219609644Just chilling
This would've never happened if Phil Leotardo was still in charge
rage on you've been on a bpd melty the past week
>>219609561:/
>>219609624well that's me done
>>219609655got your posts mixed up heheh fuck me
>>219607201bet you're lovely x
Buying up all the Doom Bar while they're still in stock
>>219609734miss this mfer so much
>>219609730hegel ruined everything
Fucking hell I only topped up my fuel on Friday and now the fucking strait is closed
>>219609734used to shag him rotten
>>219608047don't see how anyone could believe that for a second
mum's coming home tomorrow need to do the washing up
amy
I LOVE WOMEN
>>219609802get her to do it
>>219609427reminder christ is a jew and you worship a jew
Lisa Nandy is at the brit awards. This used to be the peak of cool this event.
mad how there's not a single good song from the 1960s
Imagine chilling in your chapel conversion waiting for Evri (fka Hermes) to deliver your parcel.
>>219609829Black man out of nowhere
think i'm gonna go to bed i cba
>>219609857convert it into a mosque asap!
>>219609485pls >>219609829
>>219609857Dont like it. Seems wrong. I feel it in my bones
Mumbergs had a tidy of my room while I was on a business trip and she has successfully thrown away my only charger for work laptop and seemingly nothing else. Absolutely baffling behaviour from her
>>219609909a woman playing the piano with her erect penis until her penis spurts cum at the end
>>219609857imagine giving backshots and she looking up at Christ
>>219609909lovely lovely women they are pretty and nice
>>219609934corr nice one thanks m80
>>219609916s
>>219609909Anne hathaway looking woman struts down some stairs only to fall down. Shes then helped up by members of the crew who come running to her aid (shes fine)
>>219609857would love a church flat
>>219609960pls describe this webm
>>219609913It's peng.
>>219609975
anybody watching the brit awards
>>219609962is that lizzo
had a wee cry just now x
>>219610011Night night Ziggy see you in the morning pal
>>219610008Racist statue
>>219610019christ no
>>219610025Bent x
>>219610019yeah every artist is female which i would have zero complaints about if most of them weren't ugly
>>219610043what are you doing
>>219609960ruby looking peng
the shit awards
>>219610019What's that? x
>>219610019no dont buy into that woke troonpilled clownworld pozzed globohomo bollocks me
Are amelia in Tehren
>>219610025*gently pulls your head in to my chest and kisses your scalp tenderly*
bizarre AI slop
>>219610061thay girl from blackpink was not very peng
>>219610019no bet bradleyposting wins again. same every year
Imagine the sun shining through those windows of a morning corrr.
Got a mate in Dubai oh no
>>219610064watching deal or no deal
convertedchurchmong freakout
whatever happened to rushden & diamonds ??
>>219610118what a prat
>>219610082right well this doesn’t make sense considering it was the yanks and jews who bombed Iran and also Rupert Lowe spoke out against getting involved
>>219610154went woke
>>219610076when exactly did the change happen?
Love watching channel tv makes it feel like im connected to the zeitgeist. Watching random shite on netflix doesnt feel the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM1YMeDsc-M
LOVELY WOMEN ARE DANCING AND HAVE FUN I LOVE WOMEN
my saturdaywoke up at 2pm and had a wankgot out of bed at 4pmstayed up for a couple of hourswent back to bed for an hour napgot up and went to asdanow sucking a duvel and making dinner soon
>>219610118Deserves to die for going to Dubai if we’re being honest
Did your school have a prom? Mine didnt
>>219609901I broke lent :/ Been in the pub since 2. Just got home
Dubai is British territory
>>219610154I went to Nene Park onceThey went back down to the conference and went bust a few years later. The phoenix club is 2 leagues below the national league.
Why did Pogo stop making music on YouTube? He was one of the few Aussies I actually liked
>>219610212yeah i went by myself like a loner
>>219610216It’ll be ok God will forgive youMaybe go take it out on stretch armstrong
khamenei sex arse
>>219610228£5 says you're the one other Hull City fan on here. We always run into each other on /sp/
>>219610180same I always watch things that are broadcast liveyour olympic ceremonies, your eurovisions
>>219610194hate fun and happiness me
>>219609975>still not deletedGot hit by the "you can't delete posts this often" error lad?
I'll be the first to admit there are some ugly chapel conversions. This one bizarrely has a canvas print of The Gherkin on the wall. I suspect they aren't /brit/ regulars.
>>219610212spent it doing ket and playing pubg instead
Christ is king
>>219610194
>>219610180>>219610266ktim
>>219610286>t. Klayton Fioriti
Mental how if we just decide we want a head of state taken out we just do it, like immediately, then people will say our military is incompetentNo we just suck at nation building
>>219610212Don't know if it was labelled a prom we just had a piss up in a hotel wearing suits and the birds in posh dresses and making the teachers dance like pricks. No one had a date or anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdqBmeg4XmY*dances the night away*
my new laptop is stuttering too that's exactly the same issue I had on my old laptop like what the fuck how is that even possible am I cursed? will have to reinstall all video drivers, that solved the issue on the old one, hope it will work here too
>>219610194one of them is male
>>219610265Ok, where can I send you my bank details?
>>219610321get a mac
>>219610337FUCK
>>219610335Care to explain why you saved a picture of a missing 14 year old girl
>>219610335State of those brows
>>219610286the king of ring sting
1st of march tomorrow then isn't it
>>219610346licku
>>219610356um…
watching bill bailey in vietnam
bird just flashed her knickers no idea who she is
>>219610356that thing looks 25
>>219610265>>219610337Which one of you is Alfie ?
>ywn sit outside your chapel conversion on an early summer morning with a piping hot espressoGoing to stop with the chapel conversion posting now but I think chapel conversion 2028 is on the cards.
>>219610249I don't like your anonymity x
business plan>make being a woman illegal>arrest all women>have gay sex with all the handsom husbandos simple arse
>>219610393That makes it ok then
>>219610414*looks at you*
>>219610391the comedian or the pornstar?
>>219610019your third eye will never reopen if you watch comatosing mainstream slop
>>219610419Im in bed sorry i just felt tired tbqh but still 2 weeks is quite decent so nowt to scoff at
>>219610398my name isn't alfie
bye bitch
>>219610434>>219610381seen both of their fannies
reminder
nanberg just said 'you always seem irritable whenever you're on that light blue website'
>>219610453okay god bless
despise jack whitehall
might become a shia muslim
>>219610488his dad's funny
>>219610479switch to photon that will teach the nosy cow
>>219610473you forgot to attach the controversial bumper stickers
>>219610471
shaun ryder is fuckin old now
having a low moment
>>219610576*gives you a big cuddle*
tried chatting shit in a desperate attempt to win at an online game, i still got beaten and I think the kid I was talking to was upset anywayi'm such a pathetic retard
>>219610561Oh is he? I didn't realize time was passing
just found out my dad's brother identifies as a woman now, dadberg is inconsolablehow the fuck does a 45 year old man just decide to be a woman, just don't fucking get it lads
>>219610576this is world is cruel and evil
>>219610576feeling a tad blue are we?
>>219610576*styles my hair in the reflection of your bald french head*
>>219610576She hit the floor, she hit the floorNext thing you know, shawty got low low low low low low low low
>>219610618
>>219610595Why was he upset?
>>219609420insane she constantly has the nipple bars in
>>219610576uk is japanfrance is malaysia or something
might make a cheeky vocaroo
>>219610652he asked me why I was so toxic which made me feel badI just beat him a few times and rubbed it in
corrrrrrrr
>>219610561he looked like he was about to die back when he was on tfi friday
>>219610576You should have some tartiflette
>>219610576https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaYhvJadv80
Neither France nor UK are the Japan of Europe, it is a completely nonsensical statement. Japan is a different country to both with different traditions, we don't live in a fucking video game. Fuck off.
can't believe you fell for it
>>219610712wew lad go on & smack that
>>219610731japan is the south korea of south korea
>>219610731lmao ive got you seething saturday night seething
>>219610731Japan and UK are mirror images.
https://youtu.be/T4Upf_B9RLQLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>219610734
Watched episode 8 of Jujutsu Kaisen 3. Wow what an episode. Higuruma seems like a really interesting character. Can't wait for the next episode team
>>219610763Well said
more like pooshitsu shiten
>>219610774show us your fuxking arse and willy
>>219610019NO
>>219610712need that on my face
>>219610774>>>/a/
berg
Ate a vegetable today and my intestines were all "wut dA FAcK??@?!" and now I'm pooing involuntarily xDD
just measured my erect knob and it is genuinely just under 4 inchesgenuinely gutted to find that outknew it was small but not THAT small
put my jeans on the radiator to freshen them up a bit but had chocolate in my pocket for fuck sake
>>219607130visited the parents for dad's birthday
>>219610761pmsl
Just started my car, will leave it running all night so I don't need to start it in the morning
Well that's the Pakistani visa bloody well applied for isn't it
>>219610838
>>219610837would you ever let someone tie a cute pink ribbon around it?
Women dancing in a club I love it Women dancing in front of a phone I hate it I despise it
>>219610838it was put in there by a goblin actually hehe
Got toil tomorrow team it's a full say 7:00 am to 17:00 pm not lush
>>219610769not them
>>219610895CWLTSYC
>>219610212boat party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdy01EjU7vg&list=RDGdy01EjU7vg&start_radio=1
>>219610764Noo big companies are our friends!
>>219610609Seriously? wow
>>219610895can you do another vocaroo
>>219610837
>>219610817white cats are ugly black cats are better
>>219610609>my dad's brotherAlso known as your uncle you complete incel
>>219610712who is this sow?
>>219610877Only if they whispered nice things in my ear as they did it
wanking on all 4s
This time tomorrow Mr. Lars Ulrich will be right here on /brit/ Make sure to tell every other general so they all come flooding in here
>>219610176Didn't watch it then either
geowizard is a fucking reform voting cockwomble wankpidgeon BASTARD
how come my poo is brown even when i haven't eaten any brown food?
>[Deleted, restored from external archive] yeah don't need to see that x boom gone never to be seen again
corr, imagine smelling employed woman's knickers after a 10 hour shift
don’t see much being posted about ‘biomass’ these days
Multiethnic composition
>>219610968what a complete clusterfubble
>>219610968>cockwomble wankpidgeonhah! that's a new one!!shall be adding that to my repertoire, thank you kind sir!
It's 9:38pm, which of course means it's time for a (decaf) coffee
I bet we could use /fr/ as the new and just chase them all away
The results are in and God exists and he's on Trump's side
>>219610945alri leftypol
>>219610983why would you do that it would smell like cock and ball musk and bloke farts
Literally no one can stop us.
>>219610968saw tiktok kiddies losing their minds over this. did he follow them on twitter or smth
>>219610968They still seething on the sub Reddit?
>>219610983
>>219610968Yeah nice one geowizard so you travel all around the world yeah but you're still a bloody racist twazzock aren't you yeahHorrid evil man
>>219610987Leftypol has rorke on the ropes
>>219610947Was being deliberately specific as 'uncle' applies to the brother of both parents.
Any politically homeless man inHate migrants and that but I feel like Reform and its ilk will make services like trains much worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdqBmeg4XmY
>>219611030Weird how that happens innit
Need a good wank to the ol'reliable internet succubus You know that one you revisit time and time again
>>219609338>>219609338>>219609338
>>219611030owned that dickgoblin
act like a homeless, vote like a billionaire
>>219611049er yeah that's mealso not racist but don't want afghans to run around the country raping kids so :/
can we get a proper /brit/ cooked up. a fresh.
>>219610968spunktrumpet twatnozzle
geowankizzard nazizzard trouserfartingsmimbibble can fucking DO ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEE
>>219611089Cute face hides a multitude of sins
They just block out any swearing so nothing controversial gets aired. Defeats the point really.
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEBY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHTWHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAIL AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING Seriously wtf does that mean
NEW>>219611127>>219611127>>219611127
how does leftypol account for the fact that the people least likely to be in favour of immigration live near to immigrants and those more in favour of immigration live in predominantly white areas?
>>219611049Not me. Fully into restore
FUCK THAT RACIST ASS TOE RETTS HAVING RACIST ASS ENGLISH ASS BRITISH ASS NIGGA FUCK THAT RACIST NIGGA
>>219611138He doesnt care
