BRITISH edition
THE USA JUST INVADED WALES
will people use this good pure new or the shitty interracial one
>>219612880every bit of it justified x
>>219612833not a big fan of britain
still would smash dolly parton
again, to clarify
This is itThis is the thread
>>219612918innitwould bang her wig off
Reckon the Israelis bombing that girls school and killing 40 children was one of their ritualist sacrifice to their god Baal, and theyve had to find different ways of sacrificing children, after Epstein death and the entire ring being exposed
just received word from the higher ups that this is the new and the others are slated for deletion
did this really happenhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_England_(medieval)
Two black holes merging
NO CAP
>>219612952yeah you said
>>21961294580 years old like but yeah
XQC is worth over 100 million dollars
Is anyone going here?
>>219612962no it isn't it's two frogspawn in a tiny whirlpool
Coldplay are actually good
Just a park with deer in it... innit
>>219612962get it shagged
>>219612961yeah, and thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Albion
>>219612833Hälo do yo have a sister aj can dejt?
>>219612987shit white people say
>>219612978Bet you could find an abusive wife there easily
>>219612988>>219612752Meant to tag you
>>219612988they sika 'em herethey sika 'em therethey sika 'em bloody everywhere
any gay porn music man inhttps://youtu.be/21kwgMDXIX0?si=pRltHNij7JdDcVjw
>>219613036hey xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThHz9wlBeLU&list=RDThHz9wlBeLU&start_radio=1
this is apparently the sister general of sverigetråden can i get a cute red heard british gf?
it is all in yeah babe
>>219613018I’m white. And proud.
sluts
>>219613035Deery me
>>219613026Im going there just for the Basshunter, do abusive British milfs like that type of music?
>>219613076and using full stops because you're in a strop
need a they/them boyfriend or girlfriend
>>219613066that would be incest
We're all here>>219602687>>219602687
>>219613076Indians are white too sir
>>219612952Muslims aren't people
>>>219612839>She was like 10 years older than her ex and made his life hellWhat did she do to him?
>>219613090is it me or are those some massive tits shes hiding
just composed this song to play all day on repeat in my evil incel lairhttps://vocaroo.com/1am3CwKsMCqh
anon asked to say hi hi
>>219613133is that ravel morrison
>fella from metallica playing with robbie williamsweirdest thing to happen all night
might have a wank over my ugly dentist's instagram
What reputation does Weatherspoon have amongst the British? When Im in the UK Im almost always there, for breakfast, lunch and dinner, I also drink a lot of draft Stella there
>>219613097Håpe jo lajk jail
>>219613070shit white people say
>>219613152which one
>>219613149Its harry maguire
>Israel names its operation against Iran ‘Roaring Lion’what are they playing at here, lads?
some people say I look like me da'
nigga think he ganondorf
>>219613160The point is my British friends always mocked me and treated me like an outcast for liking the Spoons
>>219613158My dentist is fit as fuckbeen drinking full fat coke on the daily to get a cavity so I can feel her tits on my shoulder
>>219613173
>>219613085i dont know it seems like a chav thing and they're so old those birds will have been drinking shit in flat roof pubs for years
I GOT MY MONEY BACKREFUND IN TIME TO GO SPEND IT AGAIN
>>219613090what is the gender neutral version of boyfriend and girlfriend? and why do we not call people manfriend and womanfriend?
>>219613138bizarre lie, that's ganon's castle from ocarina of time
Sir Scatislava Bumcoon
>>219613135no not particularly
I was invited here but I feel it was a trap
>>219613203Just watch the baby ok boy?
ciao, niggas
>>219613203disgusting mutantsHATE DOGS
>>219613223"partner"not fond of it
>>219612833ALEX PATPO FATTORINO DELIVEROO PISTOIA
>>219613085it's a 90s show it'll be full of zoomers born in 2007
Watching brawl in cell block 99
Deano unfazed
may I have some stew?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdqBmeg4XmYdon't intend to apologise
might become a janny
total kike/mudslime/shitskin death!
>>219613171Robert Trujillo and also Zakk Wylde i think
>>219613259shit kino
fight like me da' as well
did the belgian bbc spammer finally get boredhaven't posted since he was relentlessly spamming last summer
If I made a shop called lidlciaga who is more likely to sue me?
>>219613270https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52iW3lcpK5M&list=RD52iW3lcpK5M&start_radio=1
>>219613097incest incest familjefest as we say
>>219613234
>>219613160>>219613196it's like the fast food of pubs, i supposecheap, not bad, but people tend to prefer pubs with more atmosphere that aren't chains
>>219613249hi
NON RIESCO A SNIDARE
the berg
>>219613259do I need to watch the first 98 films?
>>219613284looks like chloe spiller
>>219612833
finna get on the modafinil
trump just bombed london to prevent radical islam
reminder this is where dating in 2026 will get you
>>219613292lady gaga
>>219612957fat arsed bint
>>219613285he still does it but a lot less and he gets banned for it regularly now
>>219613310>23grim
>>219613152what about when gary numan and nine inch nails played together
extended an olive branch to some of the other generals so please be nice if they show up>>219613065>>219613202>>219612965
got the michael jackson on x
>>219613316I got indiana but I don't like Indycar all that much but I suppose I could learn to like it
>>219612963mines more of a pig trotter
>>219613316I'm living in wisconsinbut only in my mind
>>219613316it's Nebraska or Ohio for me
16peng
ummm
>>219613307listening to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTseTg48568after a bottle of wine and a 6 pack
>>219613341sometimes you can't help but laugh. lol
scary teenagers outside
>>219613341cockmogs me
>>219613339i'm going to do my utmost to hurt their feelings and it'll be all your fault
>>219612978Bit one hit wondery
>>219613310Drives me round the bend when yanks say legos. Its lego. Like sheep or fish
>>219613382legos and porns
>>219613367that video always comes up as recommendation on my feedlove david gilmour
>>219613367you should be listening to 883
aff tae bed
>>219613316Wisconsin and its not even close
what was it
We at /brit/ announce a 12 day mourning period in memory of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
They've done itWhite Zoomers have been bred that defeat blacks in sprinting now
>>219613367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UXircX3VdM&list=RD8UXircX3VdM&start_radio=1get this down you, lad
>>219613310lego is fucking expensive 500 quid doesn't seem like that much
>>219613316illinois :(
I was offered a shanking by a black man last time I visited your country
>>219613414carlybender's gaping arsehole
>>219613090New a girl who looked like that. She was into gaming, cricket and cars. Like into doing them up, going to car shows.
>>219613459Hi
lego has too many brick types nowshould have kept it to like 400 max, removes creativity otherwise
It’s all a big nothing
i'm gay
>>219613429he's running from the shadow niggas
oh yeah shanking they used to say that
>>219613459who
>>219613259still don't get that hole in the floor bit
>>219613431thats for doomer nights. not this
>>219613464She went to car shows with well-dressed crickets?
i spoke too soon they've bred even faster blacks too
>>219613519Ah, I seehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVhNCTH8pDs&list=RD8UXircX3VdM&index=25
>>219613502I actually love this guys gimmick. Bet it makes people seethe
I GET KNOCKED DOWNBUT I GET UP AGAIN
Hi /brit/ can you buy me a Warlord Titan (with a plasma annihilator and powerclaw) from forgeworld?It would make me very happy and would really cement the sisterhood between our two threads in my mind.
anyone up for making a suicide pact
buying a 75" TV has changed my life only for the better
>>219613555I'm just sad scoob must have passed on
>>219613529>40yard dash
>>219613562i'm sure one of the lads can sort you out. they love that sort of thing.
>>219613529blacks are just superior
>>219613562Theyre like £800
>>219613066>this is apparently the sister general of sverigetrådensays who
>>219613529Imagine the MEAT he has.
i expanded our influence some more>>219613006>>219612910>>219613108>>219613144>>219613179
>>219613240bradley byrne
Imagine if the entire world redirected all their effort into eradicating So*th Asia
>>219613607we're full mate
>>219613607fuck of nigga
>>219613600this guy >>219612965
>>219613607what could you not be arsed looking up how to say hello in hungarian
>>219613607They dont say hej in norway
>>219613566how far away are you sitting?
>i expanded our influence some more
>>219613607careful now in the old days this was worth a call for invasion banning
the 'fast
>>219613607I took over Israel a couple of times. I was thinking of baking every single general on the board and making them all British but, I'm too employed for that shit
>>219613634s
hello /int/ernational friends!
>>219613453For free?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W_k7ybGBDgAlso what comedians does /brit/ like, for me it is Greg Davies, Jony Vegas, Ross Noble and James Acaster.Also RIP Sean Lock, he was probably the best of them
>>219613623well i wasnt consulted
>>219613629had a guess didn't i
miss brit circa 2015 pre try hard gimmique
>>219613634screeching
government idea:>thundercunt living prices through the ceiling>privatise everything >import 15 wogs in less than the time it takes for an oak tree to mature>give away national secrets to a cabal of (((peadophiles)))>funnel billions upon billions to the wealthiest generation in human history>arrest people for opposing all of this
>>219613684what were the great gimmicks of 2015
>>219613671>Also RIP Sean Lock, he was probably the best of themyeah he was
>>219613671rorke likes roy chubby brownleftypol likes sara pascoe
>>219613607load the digital boriswavekeep the numbers up
>>219613674can you consult your sister if i can come in her pussy?
>>219612833british people be like>my dog vacations in dubai
>>219613684be quiet mong boy
Does anyone here know Stockport?
>>219613678Say hvordan har du det?
>>219613718Cheadle mentioned
he shidded
>>219613713don't you dare
>>219613642The Brit equivalent to this would be English muffins, crumpets, potato cakes, scones.Demented
>>219613695>import 15 wogsmissing a few zeros there, rorke
>>219613718it's not actually a real place mate
>>219613730this nigga needs to die
I am hearing that on his deathbed Ali Khamenei received the light of Zoroastrianism and unhesitatingly recited the entirety of the Ohrmazd Yasht. Even now he lounges in splendid insolence in the House of Song. Truly there is no god but Ahura Mazda, and Zoroaster is his prophet!
>>2196135981530£ to be precise and that's not including postage
>>219613653We could a few ppl from /brit/ on it, and make the picrels all their ex colonial flags and if they weren't a colony we could just deface their current flag with a union jack
I'm still laughing at this guy that's been completely done by his cheating whore wife hehehehehhttps://old.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1rg4m3v/every_single_solicitor_firm_i_have_approached_for/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JaxdFDfaHc
BabycakesYou just don’t know
I was the guy who killed the Ayatollah. Ask me why sambuca isnt in more cocktails?
>>219613756We're all so sad about it
Got the Macroblank on
So is incest porn outright illegal or is it a specific kind?
>>219613671>James AcasterStill remember his interview with Ronesh Roganathan. obsequious little toad
>>219613671>James Acaster.absolute dogshithttps://youtu.be/UHqma3rx-xI?t=47
>>219613777okay
seething that I never lived in an age of the foundation of new global religions
>>219613785It's always fake so it doesn't matter
>>219613798this was a great bit
>>219613785probably the latter
He is an Englishman! For he himself has said it, And it's greatly to his credit, That he is an Englishman!
>>219613671Back in the 90s I had Jack Dee, Eddie Izzard, Lee Evans, Lee...that bald one, Ardal O'Hanlon, Mike Reid I think, Steve Coogan live
>>219613762I assume you would come and get it and kowtow before me
>>219613464love car lezzers, megenuinely
right cmon, sling your hook ayatolah
>>219613785all of it even the pretending stuff even the step sibling stuff literally all of it everything every relationship cousin stuff too all of it meanwhile
>>219613706dont have a sister
>>219613839Swarthy little goblin
>>219613564yep, go for it
>>219613828only know gilbert and sulivan through the simpsons me, said we don't learn our own cultural hisotry innit
>>219613839Can tell she has a hairy growler. I like that
>>219613860can you consult your female relative if i can come in her pussy?
>>219613718always assumed itd be on the coast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um7n0O-OUVo
>>219613704Sara Pascoe is pretty decent for a female comedian>>219613798I didn't like that show that much, he's better when he's on panel shows and have other comedians to bounce of IMO
>>219613839Wish I had a little jeremy clarkson gf
>>219613813really wasnt
How did you partake in MARIJUANA?
I’ve wasted my life
RIP
what's the meaning of life, lads?
>>219613885tune ladwell done
>>219613718Is that near Weaste?https://www.instagram.com/weasteman/
>>219613904CatchingThem all .. !!
>>219613834I guess that could be arranged, no gay stuff tho
>>219613849>Bradford Hmm isnt that famous for...
powerful
>>219613893what's the matter? too challenging for you?
>>219613839glasses do not suit her one bit
/brit/ extends its most sincere condolences to the family and friends of the late Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
found out yesterday that ye olde toilfu was actually a bit of a slag in her uni years and have lost literally all interest in her
>>219613926>operation epic fury
>>219613886>panel showsAlri unc
how do I get a job I'm not fucking joking anymore I hate being a NEET so much
>>219613885https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7VgstsVS44
>>219613941hi looooeeee
>>219613940Literally every girl ever was a mega slut in uni
>>219613926he looks like a corpse
>>219613926why do they still have those boomer phones
>>219613839she was straight. Or she had bf when I knew her
bit mad yanks are just going round kidnapping and blowing up the leaders of countries they dont like now
>>219613946Erm, apply for Walmart? I don't fuckin know. get a grip perhaps. You live in paradise
>>219613943Yuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8X7S4j_zXA
>>219613940if she's gone to uni she's taken 1000 cocks if she breathe she a thot
>>219613967no i mean in the uk
>>219613958because they're all boomersalso security reasons probably
wearing a hat that says "incel" on it like how Trump is wearing a hat that says "USA" on it
Can we bring yesterday back aroundCause I know how I feel about you now
>>219613954wotch it woowie
>>219613940Alright well if you don't find someone soon you might have to swallow your pride and take her to be your GF anyway
>>219613970fuck off we're full
>>219613970Erm, apply for Tesco? I don't fuckin know. get a grip perhaps. You live in paradise
>>219613958they are literally boomers
>>219613926eerie parallels to the fall of the Western Roman Empire in this image
>>219613941wonder if trump came up with that or one of his little soygoblin aides
>>219613923>no gay stuff tho
>>219613926He looks half dead, can't wait until hes fully dead
>>219613958They're more secure and reliable
>>219613970Fuck off we're full...unless you can smuggle in your AR-15 and kill a few Jeets
>>219613946you already have a job, you're our best poster :)
*estubatsus in the middle of the thread*
>>219613947i like it
girls pull insane stunts at uni and I mean INSANE
>>219613968https://youtu.be/-2z-AdzgKjYPanel shows never recovered
finding it funny how if Trump kicks the bucket then Vance will take over and he's just going to be a regular politician and it'll be back to the old routine again
>>219613946I put off applying for jobs because I told my work coach nobody would hire me. Been at it four months now and nothing. She thinks I need to do a course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIqr1Ge8Z5w&list=RDZIqr1Ge8Z5w&start_radio=1
he's starting to koof
>>219614023LOL!
>>219613946Move to wisconsin and become a dairy farmer
imagine living your whole life thinking your religion was right and your people were the chosen and then president orange bog shart obliterates you and you go to reddit nothing forever
>>219614002Keir Starmer burst down this mans bedroom door and bludgeon his arse
>>219614023jD Vance is one of the most duplicitous people to ever exist
fuckin lazy wogs
its erasmus not sexual harassmus
>>219613839would
>>219614040It's israel that's destroying them.
>>219614040That's been Muslim countries since Christians started the crusades though
cannot believe they've gone and done in Chris Jericho
>>219614040Don't think the Qu'ran says Muslims are invincible mate
wagwan
>>219614093it literally does
brother told me about this whole afghanistan attacking pakistan thing that didn't even get headlines. nuclear power getting assaulted and i didn't even hear about it
>>219614079Should have used the walls of the Jericho
You can tell who has and hasn't read Nineteen Eighty-Four because the people who have know that it's a total snoozefest where nothing happens, the obnoxious self-insert shags a woman thirty years his junior, and then he gets captured and executed in like 10 pages at the very end
>saw that it was March in an hour>just did a bunch of shit I've been intending to do since New Years>It took me 40 minutesfucking mental how lazy I can benow it's off my mind and all I needed to do was throw away 40 mins of my timejust do that task that's niggling at your brain lads you'll feel so much better for it
>>219614109No it doesn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAjwHpRVCgc&list=RDfAjwHpRVCgc&start_radio=1hail hail
>>219614023anything other than trump is an improvement
listening to gary lineker on james o brien's full disclosure. he's making some really great points.
george basil bush
>>219614111It's Pakistan who started a conflict in the East to distract the Afghan government.
>>219614123It was written when people were literate and didn't need explosions and kung fu to understand the stakes.
NEW>>219609338>>219609338>>219609338
>>219614123The best part of 1984 is the treatise on collectivist oligarchy
someone make a new that doesn't stink
>>219614123
>>219614123It's a good book but the Goldstein book within it is far too long and that part truly is boring
>>219614065Whats this then
>>219614174real new
john woo's 1984
>>219614173actual new
>>219614151don't really care how things fall apart
sick of you thread splitting CUNTS
>>219614123I thought he immediately capitulated when they got the rats out
>>219614002but anon...I am indian
