wretched hive of scum and villainy edition
>>219614174>wretched hive of scum and villainyhaha that's us
>>219614174mental that r2d2 was gay
saving your posts for the confirmation of which new is the new are we gayboys
Well that's supper sorted
>>219614233it lush x32
>>219614232n-no...*trying to cover up my "funy posts" notepad file with my hands*
Every fucking barber keeps on giving me a mullet, it's really starting to piss me off. I'm not a tarq on a "gap yeahrrr" give me a normal haircut you pillock
>>219614233mmmh anotha wan sorted
Got a bum chorteler of a post but it needs to get to about 60 to post it when the thread is full bore atm janny could get a hard on looking at alec guinness cause he was a man and delete the thread as nsfw
Have to go to a couples shower in an hour
grim
>>219614307Nice jumper that
>>219614307that for bisexual piss lovers?
>>219614259You need to start doing it yourself with a Philips OneBlade.
>bisexual piss lovers
>>219614307awful documentary full of pissheads who want to die like me. bet some are dead now. piss is weird though some die like amy winehouse after a bad night on the vodka some like seasidemark drink for 50 years
>>219614348gay cunt
english niggas be named englert engleson the third
>>219614334>a modern, co-ed wedding shower celebrating both partnersso, yes.
tonight's kino has been decided
>>219614334It replaced bridal showers, yanks love stupid parties
>>219614392i'm not named that
>>219614312NOOO WHERE IS MY TUBBY GOTH GIRLGoing to put all the Ozempic pens on a bonfire
>>219614431irish diaspora
>>219614348
>>219614348hi
>>219614407
just saw some nudie pics of Golshifteh Farahanisetting the sights on /iraniangf2026/
got a crick in my neckwant to die
Had covid last week and Im still knackered, might have the long covid lads
>>219614456you don't really find it hotyou're just peebaiting
>>219614407like watching preteen girls get dicks do you
Thoughts on Logan Paul's AI movie
there's a 4chan banner similar to this
CWLTDHP mug
>>219614233Deskostan
>>219614312Ozempic is a hell of a drug
>>219614492As realistic as Handmaid's Tale
lads i am 100% going to have the chance to take a woman's virginity and it's definitely a flex but also i'm not sure if i can handle the responsibility
tfw no latex gf
we're just taking all the worst stuff from us healthcare
>>219614491much like bradford paki being flirty with me despite only liking trannies
pozdogs all awake it seems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIlLq4BqGdg
>>219614580still buzzing from Mardi Gras
nope. not clicking that you fucking bent weirdo
>>219614492Still full of browns
Deploying the Sons of Kahteem to defeat the Gaetulians
mmm fiona mel apple
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slampigwtf
>>219614504Thankyou for supporting the Australian modernised Shakeaspeare industry
>>219614663?
>>219614659*plays as selucids and rapes you *
smiling at bossman even though shortly before purchasing some sour mentos from him I was watching his brethren get mangled by trains on /gif/
>>219614672
Peace and quiet.
>>219614673https://youtube.com/watch?v=x55doVYxwbQ
post missing cuties
>>219614680went to buy cans earlier and bossman was pulling a really really really long extension cord out into the street, probably about 30ft from his shop, and scratching his head. dunno what he was up togot served by his awkward zoomer son
cannot believe she spent £25.16 with secure checkout powered by Stripe for that
>>219614233Shouldn't done that thing where you cut the toast up into small squares and drop them into a bowl of hot beans. Its actually very nice.
>>219614708hate it when it isnt bossman, sometimes its his wife and she fucking reeks dunno how he puts up with it
I think rectangular toast slices are better than triangles
>>219614312Is that Joanna Lumley?
>>219614715>Shouldn't done that thingPhoneposting from bed, are you?Wearing sexy little knickers??
25 quid for a mug is deranged
it's over.I have officially done FUCK ALL in February.entire month wasted. every second of it.
>>219614734post me over some brennans will ya
>>219614661blimey :/2004 was a different time it seems
>>219614734>I think rectangular toast slices are better than triangles
>>219614734Do you cut sandwiches diagonally or across?
>>219614737um
racist barnracist barn
>>219614692>You arrive while the last guests are leaving and it's Sandi Toksvig and Suzy Izzard
St. David's day innit
never drinking water from the bathroom sink again
Joanna Lumley's a sexy old lady whereas that is a horrifying ghoul
>>219614778I don't like sliced bread sandwiches, if I'd ever have sandwiches it'd be in baguettes or ciabatta
looks like a fucking world of warcraft goblin
Any has faith in the Lord Jesus Christ man in
>>219614813Why would you do that? It comes from a dirty tank in the attic
>>219614857aye
>>219614857no. complete jewish myth designed to destroy the world
Im hungry but shouldn’t eat this time of night
>>219614863i just dont care anymroe,,,,
>>219614857Nah, grew out of fairytales when my balls dropped mate
>>219614748I've had mine for 25 years. How many drinks is that? Daily use. Well worth it
>>219614890how so
>Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor faces shopping headache as reluctant Waitrose drivers 'draw straws' to deliver food to himhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15601617/Andrew-Mountbatten-Windsor-shopping-Waitrose.html
>>219614894You would care if you saw your disgusting spider filled tank in the attic
>>219614896wallace and gromit
>>219614890>le christianity is a kike psyop designed to weaken aryans!>ignore the fact that europeans conquered the world under christs word and 1,500 years of my european ancestors believed in christ! t-they were simply superstitious peasants deceived by the jews!
@grok take off her socks
>>219614900If you aren't Greenpilled you're a goy
nowt good ever happened in my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsCp5LG_zNE&list=RDHsCp5LG_zNE&start_radio=1
>>219614895Yeah I guess the universe just came into existence via “quantum fluctuations” and morality, love is just a hold over from our primate group instincts. I love Karl Marx!
>>219614919you missed out on all the fun now they're just like "go to work, pay your taxes"
>>219614905I still cannot get over the fact that a known paederast was named Mountbatten.
love is magic!
anyone here want to fuck my arse?
just made an extremely boring post on the /brit/scord
WHAT the FUCK has happened to kelly osbourne
hi im drunk
>>219614945...yh
giving the 60 year old crossdressers in my local area a consider
>>219614930corr edward nelsons quantum fluctuations wun of most underrated books of all.time
>>219614930>Why yes, I do believe a white wizard in the sky snapped his fingers and created all of reality
>>219614940you relly fink andrew only royal pederastmah diss shidd goes deep bro
Love mincin around on cam
>>219614960
>>219614943God is loveLove is the expression of appreciation and gratitude to the creator. When you love something, you outpour goodness and gratitude to God. The same way morality is the instinctive aspiring to divine law.
>>219614960any pics? x
@grok show me rorke fighting 3 big beautiful black women and losing
>>219614998yeah like i said, magic
>>219614954me too xhi
going to watch telly for a bit then i'll be back afterwards or i might fall asleep in front of the telly not decided yet
>>219615014hya wu2
what if god was one of usjust a slob like one of us
>>219615015okay <3*kiss*
>>219615008all I've got I'm afraid
>>219614975>God is a man in the skyThe consequences of Protestantism. God is ipsum esse subsistens. The first act. The ground of all reality. The necessary eternal being from which all further contingent existence springs. Reality only exists with his eternal sustenance. Look upon the cosmological principle, the design inherent upon the universe. Even Einstein had to admit some sort of deism. Atheist materialism isn’t taken seriously amongst physicists and cosmologists.
>>219615022um drinkingwuu2
hmm might post very pompously and condescendingly about my religion
>>219615036derinking and playing fantasy lifejust beat the main storyu and mastered blacksmitrhing :)
wanted to jerk my cock but suddenly became really really really hungry to the point that I can't think of anything but eating which sucks because I feel too tired to cook a meal
Need literally all Abrahamics dead and buried
solo female
>>219615047I don't know what that means but happy for you
mi tink me gwan take me own life
>>219614905I do asda deliveries and wouldn't want the hassle of being searched but as driver you don't get the option to draw straws or decide for ourselves who we would want to deliver to or id never do another delivery to any paki every again.
>>219615054Yeah let’s all be atheists that worship the state (fascism, communism), or larpers that pretend to worship fragments of ancient European beliefs that monks wrote down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1yQZIUEo5E&list=RDH1yQZIUEo5E&start_radio=1
>>219615031>>219615031>not convincinghe wasnt joking
>>219615072odd for pakistanis to get deliveries
>>219615077just thinking about how our women with willies mog the yank ones
LET'S FUCKING GOSMASH SHIT
INFOWARS.COMWORLDSTAR.COM
was in the monty pyke earlier
>>219615118That girl is Turkish I think
>>219615145https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNHOFyIaGD8&list=RDLNHOFyIaGD8&start_radio=1
Has Malaponte showed up and had a melty yet? Usually when something bad happens to one of America’s enemies he shows up and spergs out about da joos.
got my bum out x
>>219615117Not really. Lots of pakis get deliveries. Always bottled water. What surprises me most is how much milk they get delivered.
>Boos heard during Ramadan pause at Elland Road
>>219615196*kisses your cheeks*
>>219615196get it plugged
>>219615202imagine bradders in a thobe or a salwar kameez
>>219615200i imagine you do chineses too, what do they like
executive decisions from a delirious mind
Got some bacon to eat up tomorrow. Will already be one day out of date. Will probably do bacon and cheese sarnies.
>>219615261enjoy x
>>219615261should be illegal to eat/sell bacon in the holy month
>>219615238I've not delivered to any Chinkies that I can recall. I live in the North so it's almost all Whites and Pakis, occasionally blacks.
righty proper steaming again
>>219615202That’s disgusting
>>219615303same x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQiGNAeEv7c
>>219615335any pics of them kissing
>>219615335could literally crack right's head in a pan and make an omelette
>>219615342have some pics of them sucking each others' cocks but can't post that here
pov: you are in tehran right now
>>219615346?
>>219615353um
>>219615374this is a blue SFW board
>>219615363All this over a petrol station (theres one an hour away from me opening soon)
>>219615299that's a shame. if you ever want to move to midlands there's a massive ocado centre that would hire instantly
https://voca.ro/1cu80lIWCFJO
raping a daffodil
>>219615423can i rape it after you
off to do that thing where you close your eyes and eventually go unconscious for a good few hours
don't ignore me you rancid swine
>>219615436just finishing a can of rockstar now so reckon ill be up a bit longer x
>>219615436?
>>219615436been trying this every night, never seems to bloody work
>>219615365that creature's head is egg shapedhope this clears things up
>>219614953Bo Selecta done her. Never got over it
>>219615465she's a woman not a creature and actually she's fit as fuck
bo porride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMqLEwk7KAw
>>219615501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIcNtOMhTD4
>>219615501there's much better ones on the market
quite fancy inserting a foreign object into my anus tonight lads
>>219615525?
>>219615526https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anugn_7Kwl0corr
>>219615534a reverse poo, as it were
carly/arianabender shitting up the thread as per
>>219615560boo hoo nyigguh
>>219615363it should be illegal to own personal cameras
>>219615560who
>>219615522Is this that car girl>>219615530or are these two the same?
flat viewingtoil tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh6liYUAOYQ&list=RDnh6liYUAOYQ&start_radio=1The Canadain Black metal on
nothing ever happens
An Indian bender named Rammai Arsedeep.
>>219615591gay tranny who spams Carly Rae Jensen Ariana grande and tranniesPretty sure he’s also rubymong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tozvTpscy04
minor spelling mistake bradley.png
>>219615620https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiIzY-5_rK0&list=RDPiIzY-5_rK0&start_radio=115 CANS OF STELLA
thawing the meatballs for this week's pasta bake
>Carly Rae Jensen
>>219615409I don't enjoy the job much if i'm honest id rather do something else but don't dare leave at the moment considering the current job market.
need ruby in a burka and walking ten paces behind me
>>219615703not even close
is emily in?
>>219615703what are you playing at
Weeeeeeeeeee
>homer bimpson
spent all night browsing pictures of trannies again
>>219615686would it be easy to become like a lorry driver and not have to deal with as much shit
treating willardberg to a bit of miss alika white
>>219615767any fit ones?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl8NR6EFJMU
>>219615786yes some very cute some quite scary
ive given up wanking to trans women for lent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDx24xwca7Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6LLufWrq0s&list=RDq6LLufWrq0s&start_radio=1sex songyou're welcome
eating mini cheddars
let's fucking sail
>>219615842:)
Trust in Rorke.
has ruby got her knob out yet?
opening a museum of fine fart
>>219615849it's normal for your sailing instructor to get his cock out in the changing room after lessons
The two things in this world I despise are middle class people who get everything they need and cunts on bennies.
Corrr spaffCorrr poo
Boots thats my ego boost
Just off toil, what a day.
>her knob?
would you come to a /brit/ meetupwould you ever meet a /brit/ poster irl
>>219615977yes!!!
>>219615977yes, although it's scary i think no matter how much getting raped or stabbed hurts, it could never hurt as much as being alone
1 Day
>>219615977I would have in the past but I'd get bullied for being too old now
>>219616031how is this news if nothing has tangibly changed in my life
the middle class is suffering most are aldimongs now just about managing to keep up appearances
I’ve been sleeping whilst wide awake again.
>>219616031the thing is their whole mullah system is designed to carry the same on if loads of them die
How is Rasheed handling it?
>>219616043where can i see her penis?
>>219616048doubt going to aldi even saves much money these days
>>219615823asdf=[spoiler][/fG svtwe g\rgdrghfdjighjs egseg dfzjngdfzgjn
>>219616083Whenever I go to Lidl I spend way less than one of the big supermarkets guaranteed but then again I've never got a pound for the trolley so I use the little basket thingy
>>219616109threw a trolley into the river once
>>219616031sorry I dropped a big deuce during my flight over Iran
>>219615780I dont think so, two of my colleagues have licences to drive lorries and cant find work doing it.
need a good rogering
>>219616129oughtn't do that
>>219616232funny though innit
Do you lads know what topped the UK music charts this week?
>>219616266no go on tell us
just wanked to some katherine cane, very pretty girl who loves to be beaten
i thought they were going to war with iran because they have nuclear capabilities but now its because they want to liberate the people well what is it
>>219616349I was expecting /brit/ to be much more active right now. Man /int/ is dead now. I won't say who topped the music charts this week because I don't know and haven't bothered to keep track of that for twenty years
bladder is so full
aff tae bed
almost fucked my sister once
Had my pretzel if anyone was wondering. Awoke yesterday at twelve and brother returned around two. It was delicious. Cinnamon flavour. Next time I’ll get vanilla.
Bossman's death means only 8 world leaders remain who have been in charge since befroe the 90s
>>219616626How did that happen?>>219616630Is it a soft pretzel?
>>219616626intercesting but for the best that you didn't
>>219616749Yeah it was a soft one. It is a shame because the pretzel shop we got them from is a half hours drive, not somewhere I can pop into on the way home from work. I don’t know anywhere else that does fresh pretzels. Sad!
Terrible headache :(
>>219616817hope it gets worse x
lovely trans women are valid
just finished resident evil 9, was good but it is literally just like two games in one. one first person re7 hard game and one third person action shooter game. i think the massive difference will affect going back for replays desu
Mass tomorrow
gunshots going off less than a mile from my house, fuck sake
*prisons*
>>219616749fooling around ended up 69 and found out she has a roastie >>219616761true
iran can look forward to the fruits of american liberation like mcdomalds and BLACKED
>>219617079Iranians WILL pay the 50 year mortgage
why so slow? i love trans women
>>2196171094channers all in mourning as their favourite islamic communist dictator topples at the hands of mcfascism
>>219617109l'm busy making AI erotica
>>219614539>>219615093Stop using DTFIC gimmicks.
>>219617079
