phwoar

good brekkieberg diss

>"Narrated 'Aisha: that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e., till his death)."
- Sahih al-Bukhari 5134 (and similarly in Sahih Muslim)

>Aisha reported: "The Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) married me when I was six years old, and he mufākhadhah (thigh-contacted/embraced) me and kissed me [before the age of 9], but he did not enter me."
- Sunan Abu Dawood 2123.

>>219617236
phwoar

propa rubbish diss

walked 50 mins to kfc in -25°C and it was drive thru open only.... fricking gay....... then walked 30 mins to timmies it was the closest place.

>>219617911
For me it was A&W

>>219617911
cant you just walk thru drive thru

shoulda bunned a zoot

>>219618173
nope ur not allowed... they wont even answer you on the speaker if you walk through it...

Alri lads

>>219618184
when i worked at a drive-thru we never gave a fuck on the rare occasions that happened
but i worked for a local slop company not a corporation

>>219617911
been there done that

>go through a chud phase
>friend deletes me for racism or something
>many years later
>he adds me again and apologizes, saying he sees that I was right
>my chud phase is basically over now though
>he posts annoying conspiracy theories and such

why can't people be friends in spite of politics. fucking gay.

lads guess what.... i found a timmies cup on the ground..... it was roll up the rim.......... there was a free donut on it. take that litterers...... looks like i have food tomorrow..

trying to remember when my last haircut was. november?

>>219618909
mine was in december.............. switched to doing my own hair........ fuck giving money to hairdressers lol... and they expect a tip??

I MISSED THE LAST BUS I'LL TAKE THE NEXT TRAIN
I TRY BUT YOU SEE IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN

phwoar
ate too many crisps

>>219618961
wish i had crisps........ no food award

>>219618993
you can take my hot cheeots, they were on sale

Aaaghhh fuck my cock is so big uuuggghhh it’s so fucking huge yeeeuuggghhhh

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i am the master

>>219619027
He's understood that the US will drop the war soon, win lose or draw

>>219619027
this guy looks like he sucks dicks

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>dedicates entire life to final fanatical apocalyptic war with Israel and the USA
>dies within one hour
???

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>>219619027
Stop posting xitter posts, people like you are ruining this already shitty site.

>>219619027
he's right, it's a nothingburger

Hoping the Ayatollah is enjoying hell.

corr nice to walk into a good breadberg like diss after a satisficing poobergation

who made diss den

>>219619078
None of that is selfless. You are building rapport with these people,such that when you ask them for a favor down the line they'll be there for you in the same way you are there for them
Just because you're in denial and unaware of it, doesn't make it selfless
Nowhere have I said you should act like a cold hearted douche. You misunderstood I think

Met a femgirl (imagine the femboy soijak but with a pussy).

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>>219619118
reposted it from the other thread award:

>>219618925
shit band

was watching shia labeuouf interview on channel 5 youtube channel

kek

homegirl does NOT give a FUCK

lol

If I were to commit suicide I'd just swallow some fent with some water. Seems like a no brainer to me. Painless and leaves no mess.

>>219619129
so why did blump kill him it was unnecessary

>>219619148
It was an Italian who posted it, and naturally he isn't allowed in /cum/, so it was my duty to share it.

>>219619170
for israel of course

>>219619170
Hated deals, the greatest sin.

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Jesus christ. I had never watched the Simpsons until a few weeks ago. I started from S1 and just went from there. Just now I saw for the first time a modern episode. I do not have any words that even remotely get close to adaquetly expressing the disgust I feel. It's so fucking bad, it's such a disgrace. I have heard the term "zombie Simpsons" before, but I don't think that's a good enough description.

It doesn't feel like watching reanimated corpses, rather it feels like some demonic monster wearing their skin, like nercons with the flayer virus invaded Springfield. This shit is a disgrace and an absolutely atrocious crime against humanity and art, disrespectful, like someone took a great painting and started smearing shit, feces, and cum all over it.

>>219619181
Kek

>>219619185
Calm down sis your neovagina is shaking gunna be ok it's just a cartoon

>>219619185
maybe the creator is one of those hopeless romantic types who keeps getting divorced and losing his house every 7 years.

I swear that I don't hate women. There are many women in my life that a love and respect and would do anything for. That said I do enjoy porn there they are humiliated and dominated

>match with girl on dating app/site
>she immediately asks me for money
>every time
Shit's so fucking exhausting, bros.

corrr dis is a good wun

wish i had me choco globbernaughts tho

>>219619145
An action can look the same on the outside but what makes it selfish/selfless is the motive behind it. My motive isn't to build a rapport or to ask them for a favor. I'm only doing it because I wanted to. I don't expect them to be there for me when I need them to and that's okay, they're just neighbors. I acknowledge what you're saying and tons of people do fake kindness for goodwill, but humans are social creatures and at a certain point you can smell the bullshit.
>Nowhere have I said you should act like a cold hearted douche. You misunderstood I think
I'm not saying you said that. I just think the "nice" guys believe that being nice is transactional when it simply isn't, unless you make it out to be that way. When you make something non-transactional transactional then it's understandable why "nice" guys would get mad when people aren't nice back; but, their frustration is built entirely on a faulty premise.

>>219619208
I like porn when the girl is actually really into it. I need some "oh yeah fuck me" & "oh God don't stop I'm gonna cum" and other dirty talk.

>>219619211
so what were you expecting to make money dating girls????????????

>>219619226
those are amateur

>>219619233
go away mr lum

so why did blump name the operation the way Jason has butt sexxx

>>219619224
never said anything about faking goodwill you do genuinely care but part of that caring is that you now have a bit of a support system these people are now here for you
No fakery of any kind it's just natural give and take
>just think the "nice" guys believe that being nice is transactional when it simply isn't, unless you make it out to be that way.
Think you're arguing with people in your head
Who says these things exactly? I've never encountered this anywhere before

>>219619248
mr lum! you are a faggot

>>219619235
I don't think it's just amateur girls but I pretty much only watch amateur porn. Some chicks don't say anything while they're having sex.

Haha wouldn’t it be funny if your belly inflated like a big balloon and just kept growing bigger and bigger lmao

>>219619261
some of them are really into it and seem to know their way around. also, have you watched beautiful agony?

>/cum/ niggas are debating nice guys vs douchebags
lol
lmao even

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still waiting to date jason and commence our revolution against zog

>>219619280
Just some brainless foid or fag repeating old rddit talking points

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Hello bbgirls, how are you

>>219619261
I had a friend in his late 20s who was dating an 18-year-old girl. She would just lie in bed and say, "Just do whatever you want to me" He said it was exhausting, like dead-fish sexxx

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>>219619123
!!!!!

Oh right. The iranian president also got killed

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>>219619297
i'm ight but these niggas in /cum/ STEADY postin some fruity ass shit. niggas got me shook fr

>>219619205
feel like crying after suddenly jumping from S4 to an episode from 2025 about k-pop. It's like watching all the characters I'd gotten invested in get brutally raped, violently sodomized, while a laugh track plays. I've been traumatized by witnessing this.
>>219619206
I don't think anyone working on modern Simpsons was present during its original run or any of the golden age seasons.

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>girl is spending hours with me every week
>lately spending even more time, hanging out multiple times a week instead of one
>all of this on campus
>last week she suggested we go to a bar together
>she has a boyfriend, but hasn't mentioned him in a month (and that was only the 2nd time she's ever mentioned him despite us hanging out for like 8 months now)
>noticed she took his picture off her lock screen on her phone
>noticed more lingering eye contact
>lately been initiating hangouts
>also been staying late on campus (like til 7) to hangout with me even though she has a long commute
I'm asking her out on Monday. Either she's single now or she's behaving inappropriately for someone with a boyfriend.
I've literally fallen for this same woman before, until I found out she has a boyfriend, but now the feelings are back.
This is good though because I'm justified in feeling this way and if I get rejected I'll just be mad at her rather than myself (won't be mean to her though)

>>219619335
fake and gay

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For me, it's Hysterical Literature.

>>219619335
gl mate

>>219619297
I was doing pretty well before a disgusting straight white man like yourself entered the thread /cum/ is a LGTV+ colored peepu thread

>>219619213
phwoar?

me?

penguins

dankest choco biccies in existence

go hard for dem lil niggas

>wear contacts
>suddenly notice myself catching women checking me out all day and being way friendlier towards me
Suffice to say I threw them out and put my glasses back on.

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the jews are winning

>>219619345
Meh. Old af for one thing, granted maybe you like that part

>>219619343
How is it fake
You really think I'd make all that up?
>>219619347
Thanks bro

>>219619345
someone else had a better reaction

>>219619297
corr good kittingtonshire diss

>>219619359
I'm built like the Hulk so women are always checking me out even with my glasses on.

>>219619257
Okay, let me lay out what I believe so far. You're arguing that "nice" guys are treated the way they are treated due to being pushovers or too soft. I'm arguing they're treated the way they are treated for not being ACTUALLY kind and for trying to extract something from someone. Nice guys are not nice is what I'm saying.
>natural give and take
I'm trying to say that being nice shouldn't be a give and take, it should simply be a give. If kindness, for "nice" guys, is only motivated for what they can get in return (relationships, sex, etc), then they'll be resentful when their transaction doesn't work.
>Who says these things exactly? I've never encountered this anywhere before
The common "nice guy" archetype? Everyone knows about this, the guy who'll pretend to be nice and will blow smoke up your ass but the moment you don't do the same in return he'll snap on you.

Another war, another day my disdain for Americans grows.

>>219619362
yes.

>>219619379
Why?

>>219619299
Like orgasm girl if you didn't even have the horniness bar to help you

>>219619384
you like the attention

>>219619325
it do be like that sometimes
>>219619350
that's discrimination
>>219619374
It's one of the best kitties, I really want a kitten like this

>>219619388
I do, but I didn't make that up. It's not even a particularly intriguing post, I just need to vent to you guys, I was really nervous and upset about this and only just processed it all

Canada's cushy existence is guaranteed by American hegemony. Stay subjugated (:

>>219619377
You're next

Bros?

>>219619325
corr anudda good steady nigga monke diss wun

>>219619376
Women aren't interested in pushovers or spineless men, simple as that . Idc about this imagined nice guy archetype. Sounds to me like you're just talking about a condescending or passive aggressive dude
>being nice shouldn't be a give and take, it should simply be a give.
Why tf would anyone ever be nice? every friendship and relationship is built on give and take

damn really is saturday /cum/ in here

>>219619377
We're annexing you next btw lol

>>219619498
>Why tf would anyone ever be nice?
I just think our philosophies are just incompatible at this point. Doing good feels good, and it feels good to see the good you do on someone's life.

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goodnight

>>219619512
you couldn't handle us sweetie

>>219619512
When has invading a country ever worked for you? Lmfao. GTFOH.

Can't believe anyone ever buys the normal cucumbers that are just called cucumbers at the store

>>219619532
So you'd be friends with someone who never does anything for you and who is a pain to be around why exactly?
I don't mean only material reward but also psychological reward like this person makes me feel good to be around

I would rather be annexed by China. I want a government issued chinese wife for my penis.

>>219619578
as opposed to what?

Recently learned that Mark Lanegan is the name of the guy responsible for everything that ever made Queens of the Stone Age good (rather than just okay)

>>219619578
in the uk they call cucumbers 'spanners'

>>219619619
field cucumbers

>>219619619
English ("hothouse") cucumbers, Persian ("mini") cucumbers or "pickling" cucumbers, which are warty.

Gonna masturbate the old penis and imagine I'm well adjusted and normal and could definitely do this to a vagina if I wanted to

>>219619630
DO THEY REALLY

>>219619585
I'm not advocating to be a pushover. You do things for the people you like because you like them. If they don't respect your time then obviously you shouldn't offer it to them. But sometimes I just go out of my way to be nice a friend just because they're my friend. They don't have to "pay me back" because being friends by itself is more than enough.

The store didn't have shallots and the spanish onion I bought was rotten. Rotten like this world. Burn it all down.

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>>219619637
Oh I see, I don't know what English cucumbers are, I assume they have less seeds and are less watery inside?

I like the small cucumbers, every autumn I buy kilos and half of them I ferment and the other ones I eat in salads, they are so crunchy and tasty.

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Do they really

>>219619653
>They don't have to "pay me back" because being friends by itself is more than enough.
They got your back you have theirs that's self interested even if you refuse to see it
Nothing wrong with it being self intent btw just human nature

>>219619682
It do be like that, I've made it two times, one time to make onion soup and the other one to make onion dip. Still debatable if it's worth it.

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>>219619673
Those look like they'd be sold as pickling cucumbers. Here are English cucumbers. You can cut them in half lengthwise and quickly scrape the wet innards out with a spoon, and then they're good for all sorts of things because the C-shaped slices stay crisp.

>>219619702
Have you tried adding urine

Women like magnamity, not niceness, basically when you're nice in an expensive way that displays power like casually giving everyone around you expensive gifts. Women don't like niceness in the sense of agreeing or complying with authority or generally being a coward

>>219619689
Hmm, I'll agree on that. I feel as if we've gotten off track but I'm going to go to bed. Nice chatting with you anon, have a good day or night lol.

cucumber salad is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ivuzop0ohg

>>219619709
Those looks like the cucumbers we have here, some varieties don't even need scraping because they don't have many seeds and that watery stuff.

What is the conventional American cucumber?

>>219619712
never though of that

>>219619682
my dad told me at one of his old jobs someone was killing birds up in the rafters with a pellet rifle, and a LatinX co-worker was walking around picking them up to take home and eat.

If I had to stop using 4chan forever, and I could only make one more post for the rest of my life, I would probably make milk monkey get monk milky.

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>>219619734
Behold: Cucumber. Probably a lot like your bowl but the ordinary store ones are never warty, I've only ever seen wartoids sold seasonally as picklers

>>219619721
Women are goldiggin hoes
There, saved you all that text

>>219619798
corr nice girth

I'll be off to sleep now in case anyone wants to give me a goodnight kiss

>>219619721
>generally being a coward
=/= being nice

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>>219619798
>Probably a lot like your bowl
I almost never see cucumbers like these here, They look more like zuchini.

This is usually how ours look.

>>219619831
*smooch*

>>219619335
I'm back to feeling negative about this again bros
I'm too sensitive
I hate this so much

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sydney's been in hot water for this...

>>219619840
when people say nice guy they're picturing like a nerd they're not picturing like a benevolent patriarch type of dude

>>219619868
I'd smoke her crack if you catch my drift

>>219619721
wait so you think im not randomly giving people gifts?
dude women think giving people gifts is feminine and incelish

>>219619857
Ok, yeah those slices look good, better even than English cucumbers probably. The reason I hate our normal ones is they're so watery throughout and they're too girthy anyway. They're slightly cheaper though I guess.

I'm attached to black women, but I would never date one. My brother is currently dating a black women. If I dated a black girl it would make it look like my family is some kind of fetishists

>>219619721
>casually giving everyone around you expensive gifts.
that's disrespectful and low class, suggests you're someone with very new money.

>>219619936
this is unironically what women think
never give them anything

I like coming to /cum/ to vent about the fact that I don't have any fucking friends or a girlfriend. But whenever I do, some Canadian replies with "BUY AN AD!!!" or "NOT YOUR THERAPIST".
I'm seriously considering filtering the Canadian flag

>>219619936
I'm not wealthy at all and I don't gift people at all except people very close to me. Just my observation that a certain kind of magnamity can attract women not blatant display of wealth but showing you are willing to step up and help others and solve problems in a sort of aggressive forward way

>>219619934
Buy a fucking ad

>>219619927
I wish I could send you some, they are very tasty and crunchy, I've been buying my produce from this Kurdish guy for years now, used to call him The Arab but that was wrong lol, he goes to many markets all over the area and chooses the best veggies, he cares so much about the quality, really good guy, sometimes I buy him medicine from Greece because it's cheaper and he gives me discounts when I buy in bulk for my yearly fermentation.

>>219619973
I don't want to hear about the fact that you're a fucking loser, loser. say something interesting enough to distract from being a loser.

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Thoughts on the French?

Just bought an ad.

>>219620054
naught wrong with a little pomp and circumstance.

>>219620059
I don't have many linkedin connections because I'm SELECTIVE

>>219620002
I'm not a loser I'm just SELECTIVE

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>Supreme Leader Khamenei died on February the 28th 2026. Not a big loss for Islam

>>219619973
Not your personal hug box faggot we are not here for you

I’m very SELECTIVE about which ads I buy

Our big green style cannot be defeated!

>>219619934
Race traitor

>>219620242
No surprise there really
>Edward's finances had been ably managed by Sir Dighton Probyn, Comptroller of the Household, and had benefited from advice from Edward's financier friends, some of whom were Jewish, such as Ernest Cassel, Maurice de Hirsch and the Rothschild family.

I wish jimmy carter was alive to see this

>>219619868
My dad used to always say, just because someone gives you gasoline and some matches, doesn't mean you have to go start a fire. Usually in the context of discussing how black Americans act ignorant and people try defending it by giving excuses. I never acted like a n*gger but then again I also had a dad growing up, crazy how that's all it really takes.

I didn't even fully realize how real the stereotype was until one Sunday we went to church on a Father's Day. The mood in there was so gloomy I thought someone had died. They spent the service having this huge emotional thing where they went around the room sharing their feelings and offering support for not having a dad/knowing your father. Shit was awkward as fuck because when it got to my turn I had to explain that I have a great relationship with my dad and he's just right in the other room. People were crying in there, hugging each other, etc. Out of like 40ish kids in there, me and 1 other guy were the ONLY ones who didn't have an absent father...

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my life just consists of watching the jews take over the world and not being able to do anything about it
its so tiresome

>>219619997
He sounds based, people who care about stuff like that are really rare. Really he cares about you.

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YOUR MOTHERS WARNED YOU OF MY COMING. FEAR THE MOMENT

How rich, callous and out of touch do you have to be to be the CEO of a massive company who quadruples or quintuples the price of your product and then turn around and say it's for poor people and it's shit? Yes I'm talking about the Campbell's soup CEO, because the McDonald's CEO just did the same thing.

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>be Dubya
>wasn't in the Epstein files
>wasn't blackmailed
>bombed the shit out of the Middle East just for the love of the game
Based Dubya.

>>219620388
A lot ig

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All packed up for another adventure.
Bit of a rolling stone lately, I'm grateful for it but never staying in the same place for long gives you a lonely sort of feeling

>>219620453
He is named albeit it's a tip by a rando with a history of drug use

>>219620461
"Wherever you go, there you are." That sounds wise and rationalizes my own choices, so I've internalized it without knowing whether it's true.

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>>219620388
what do rich people eat when they get a cold?

>>219620512
Adrenochrome, obviously.

caelum non animum mutant qui trans mare currunt

>>219619973
Feel free to vent here any time anon I'm here for you

Daddy always buys us Taco Bell after Sunday Service

According to twitter some African pipo be cutting they fingers off

>>219620671
African peepo also kill albino children to use the remains in witchcraft.

*pumps you full of goo*

roll up the rim is brutal this year
ive only gotten a single points prize so far
though ive been missing out on physical cup rolls because i prefer iced coffee

>>219620388
You should've voted for the green or purple team
Greta and May and Max want to stop soup price change

>>219620365
He cares about his business and his costumers, really nice guy, married a Bulgarian woman and stayed here to work.

>>219620695
Drinking iced coffee in the winter is insane. Even in the summer I still drink it lukewarm at least. Also yeah, last year my mom didn't win anything and she goes to Timmies pretty regularly. I think they're lying about how many prizes they have on offer.

>>219620729
i walk there for exercise
once i get inside im sweaty from wearing layers
hence the desire for something cold

>>219620490
>without knowing whether it's true
Have you ever been somewhere you didn't go?

>>219620755
>once i get inside im sweaty from wearing layers
I hate when that happens. I overdress, sweat my ass off and then start freezing cause I'm sweaty.

I love checking stuff. Sometimes I liek to check things over and over again because it just feels so good to check. I feel a lot better when I check. Also, I would like to peel all the skin off my fingers.

>>219620787
Based obsessive-compulsive.

sam hyde and ian carroll are zionists guys, wake tf up

Everything hurts

I leave /cum/ for one day and you retards start letting brits make your threads? And he didn't even put a previous, any of the countries, or a thread theme. How the fuck did you faggots let this happen

>>219620933
Who said you could leave

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Flag got me cracking up

people are so fucking cringe oh lordy i fucking hate dealing with cocksuckers